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enjoy the first half and suffer the rest of the mission driving 
Yea...nope...I got rapid fire in close range
use stone hedge
u can eat ammo
i should use the FIB jacket more ๐ค
Celine dion
mmm money
With plate inside is great
Or no plate is alright
I think female can wear shirt with FIB
i was so happy when i noticed the female can wear the sweater under the jacket
cuz usually if u do it without clothing ur characters neck glitches through the sweater
Now get FIB badge >:3
ah i dont need it cuz i have emote xd
In male char, you totally only can wear t-shirt or polo shirt, that's all

ahem
Cop shirt with white pant 
my own twist
i enforce the law by my own terms using a delisted bike in LSantos
I need buffalo cop car...
buggy
idk i can see white paint through the door edges
i hate it
small visual bugs like this throw me off
when is the buffalo cop car coming
wait do u mean the storymode one or new one?
i meant story one lol
New one
I mean..they gonna release Buffalo STX cop car soon
Gonna need it so I can fit FIB uniform =w=
hellfire for now xd
Leon neck
where did u get this from?
Union deposit from auto shop contract, the finale one
ah
The itali classic is available for everyone next week
If u look at previous years diamonds were at casino during Valentine week
So it has a decent chance
No speculation

wishful thinking

For those who have played it, does the new adversary mode count towards the tier 4 ?

For a sports classic that is actually fairly fast
It puts it in the same ballpark as Turismo and Cheetah classic
Lets see if its grippy as well
Obviously the HSW cars absolutely mog it, but in terms of non HSW its ok
ive driven it, it handles like a sports classic
Tbf broughy will have the vid for it tomorrow anyway
similar handling to cheetah and turismo
The one thing i don't like about it, and this is present on the GT750 aswell, is the front tires clipping thru the fenders
It also happens in the fmj mkv
with stock suspension?
i noticed this heavily on the fmj
didnt try the gt750 much
Looks like they fucked up yet again with cars
each update theres some bullshit with them
what is this bs
if they are well made they tend to have that crappy bright brake lights

Either stupid handling flags, visual discrepancies, unintentional bulletproof windows, poopoo ass 2013 interior on modern cars etc.
like jeez give a proper car
oh and did i mention dim front lights and flickering taillights
they just cant seem to make proper cars
Banshee GTS aswell
banshee gts is rubbish if ur trying to ignore bugs on it

the front lights are broken and the brake lights are bright
unless u put high beams
the one bug that i kinda like is how the front emblem on the Sentinel GTS lights up
stuff like that doesnt make me wanna drive the car
iam surprised the niobe came out nicely
Southern san andreas sports series cars in a nutshell
putting any custom wheels makes the brake caliper clip so stock wheels 
its legendary too
nah i am talking about the update itself
ive noticed all the bugs i just cant remember all of them unless named specifically
fair
SUPER sports series
dumbass name for an update
but yeah, every car from this update to this day is broken
Hi :)
least they could do is give clothing and tattoos
Get back to work VP
||no||
and decent female haircuts
instead of some shitty ass buzz cut
last few were fine but they were not good enough
and the gap in the octopus haircut 
just passed by , gonna lurk for awhile
#community message
Mayhaps
Wouldn't you just love that 80's rockstar mullet for your character
the context is there was some bottoms that i needed to translate
someone ran it through google translate that day
Oh
we have something like this dont we? xd
it looks awful
perks of having the game recorded non stop
every moment with you might be a potential clip
the last "good" hair cut was the one from enterprise
i forgot the name but similar to what Agatha baker would use
Shaggy mullet tbh

Quite good looking =w=
How are u todeyy
just chillin atm , enjoying the first day of my holiday
Noice
Join us for chaos >:3
No.
How many holidays u got ?
2 weeks for my main job
I still have to take care of my other businesses but they aren't that big of a deal
monsters are getting wild , I need to hunt them
( playing mhw with my friends )
Return me sum golddd


๐จ ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ
I am friends

Nah, u are thomas

Old man
Uncle L
Unc kat
aunt larzy


I think they will ass you to pick role soon
pink tuna
Tuna
*Looks inside
Premium Salmon


Shark, found something?
Food 
Tuna?
๐ฆ
piss katto
Ew
I feel like you're always saying ew I love it

Ew you
So now you Ewing other players


Well excuse the fuck out of me
Excews you
Cat fight?
Hi
this the pro area, welcome
Bye
Woah, Iโm a pro
Gulag?
nah the opposite
Byeee
Goodnight larzy

Huh

Wrong reply smh
@tidal yew this was meant for you
Ohhh
Sand is lying
Bro
What the hell
What ๐
Wha the dog doin
Gta
Nah
Goo goo ga ga
What the dog doin
Goofy flap
foofy glap
Gooey gap

those towers are actually borderline invisible at night
When was the last car meet this server hosted?
Why they have lights irl lol
What?!? You said opposite 
Ohh alrighty. Good morning though 



Iโm not sure when but we have it often
Good morning sugar

Probably a trauma response
Ehhh.........no. Caz no one is good to me for a reason 
Nvm though what's the time zone ?
Mine?
Who did I pinged that message to 
Quick, flex your muscle nowwew

ill shall take a moment to appreciate how good the akuma looks
woah woah
everybody lets be " NICE " to him
i bet larzy read some tips n tricks on how to bait people to be nice to him



Tbh
If someone become nice to me, I will call priest
You can't become nice to dumb people


It's 12:31am rn
So you just entered Friday it seems
YUUUP
Let see if they can shoot
its pistol challenge
done
helped them with bad beat damage and pistol too
convincing them to conserve health during strong arm tactics is a major pain
lets see how many tries it takes for them to get damage xd
Just use armored Kurumas
how would u use kuruma in stong arm tactics
the moment u spawn enemies are everywhere
got it done first try tho
Park them out front before moving the car to the yellow circle
You shoot the guys in front and go around that side to grab the car
oh interesting
good tip appreciate this
wish i knew this while i was doing it solo 
atleast it'll help in the future when i help other randoms
I wonder how careful you gotta be in bad beat to not go under 50% health 
The moment you show your face you'll be met by a dozen rapid fire
the amount of ragebait i got from doing damage solo is just
You can bring snacks and spam them / spam explosives
But Iโm not sure what bad beat is so maybe you canโt buy explosives from the interaction menu
on the casino roof
Just consider it the most difficult non heist mission
We need mk3 
had to do no damage and pistol for all characters
i did spam grenades but enemies come quick so not much time
throwing proxi and using thermals and stuff
quite the challenge bad beat was
nope!

Idk whether to play gta or Minecraft
neither
Y not flip for it 

i may not be good at the game and i may die many times to the same thing with 0 desire to change my approach, but im a hardworking noob just trying to make some good bread and you can count on me to try my best
Yeh maybe get a good night rest is always an option
Muscle recovery is must

Nah that's boring

Uncharted, bioshock, gran turismo
That's the only games I had on my ps3


Purchase a pc
Download gta5 in that and let me bully you in stunt races

Iโm gtaing it
Why would you assume I don't have one
@real peak get on i want to bully you in stunt races
Not as in just normal races. The adventures ones

Parkour ones r good
No one is good at them
Ahhhh yeah I remember playing one
Bt can't much bully other players in foot races
With car if there is a edge u can just bumped into them
could run them over with a bike

Depends if the next checkpoint have a transformation
wait should i do career progress or work on my 100% save
goto sleep :D

If asking for my opinion then I think you should do something which will be fun
Always an option 
Im at workplace :/
Didn't u got 20 holidays?!
enjoy xd
And man I gotta make sure to go n bald a violet rose garden now

might do 100% save then, i want that trophy for my mansion
Not yet!!!
Never at all ;_;
Ahh Goodluck Miss Sand 
Ahh alright. Gambare
Old man
gracias
I still wonder what kind of "stunt races" were you guys talking about 
Transformation ones
There are hurdles
U gotta pass them with cars to get checkpoints
Like that
Parkour ones bt in car
Also "No hay de que"
nice pfp btw
Thanks
the matchmaking in this game now is plain awful
The skull was a cup before it was a flowerpot
True

do not click the claim onesie button

I wouldn't click it for a mili 
๐
Told you get off with meth already...
Ahhhh afternoon sucks sometimes

I wanted to visit Leonida
@tidal yew give me a hand, he's overdose :/


Okay....

why is it always afternoon and not beforenoon 
Girl you're brain is not braning
its the morning so

Sooo mornight and everning?
Here lemme help you too


before hand and after foot 
Idk about: soot ball or foccer ball
can't we go straight to a garage in cluckin bell last setup when playing duo?
I think you don't have to? I guess?
it's faster skipping the vans
dialouge doesn't have vincent saying you can go straight to one of them too
Ohhh...but problem is...you know where?
I mean if you remember it, as long as you can find a truck with crate, that's one
I still need to use it cuz I don't remember correctly
what we talking bout
the cluckin bell potetial van locations? for the mission before finale?
no the garage locations that we can go to without going to the van
thats what iam talking about
oh right I was thinking you were talking about the van that needs to be hacked
i never visit vans
I think we can't go to those places if play duo or more
Love when the client for Rescue Operation decides itโs a good time to slow walk and act cool which causes my Sparrow to get eviscerated by .50 cals
man i get so pissed at those npcs
gets rescued nonchalantly
i wish i could just gut punch them and fold them like a lawn chair and put em in a bag or sum
The best part is that if you exit the sparrow and destroy the .50 cal trucks the game just spawns more
Itโs great game design

need feature ๐
Praying GTA 6 has something like that
Remind me t-
@tidal yew has proceed to blow all of us up


It is funny
Alr time to bald you're violet rose garden
Good boy
Alright fair enough
Stark just got muted for calling me a ...something funny
Anyways uhh
What happening in gta lately?
Idk
Not playing much this days
Was busy yesterday too

Its called having a life
Beside i am retired
Is me pinging someone count as helping harry?
Wha-?
What u need help with?!
If you controller use it
I use keyboard
Drifting using controller is way easyyyyyy
why drift races tho
I can send my awesome level drift clip on other games if u wanna see
I like drifting
I think kbm drifting is quite inferior to controller because there's no throttle control
thats true, there's throttle control but its completely manual, one replacement for it is to use brakes
very carefully however...
ah yes
your amazing drifitng skills

lmao
Dude wanted the score to be even after not being able to kill me with his mk2 
Mk2 users aren't very smart
Yeah it like i made a purchase of one and now my intelligence is none
What in the fuck is wrong with people
What
I donโt understand what kind of mental disability or health issues these idiots have going on but ffs get some help, spawn griefing me because I killed you once for attempting to blow up my mk2 while I was flying around for a mission is not something a sane person would do
Welcome to gta
I sent them a DM and told them to go get some therapy, I also sent them a list of options based on therapists in their region, I stole their IP 
No
Nobody gets to investigate it
Just like Fort Knox
Too bad, I have license and pass to enter ur vault
Unfournately
You are under arrest for threatening Mr president life
Nobody has access to me vault
Not even me
I love waiting for someone to accept my lfg request for arena war skill grinding

Thrwos away gun
Useless to resist
you forgot this is gta, I have many more than you can get
Soon @broken musk sooon
disarms him
WDYM HER??!!!
go rob someone who actually has gold in their vault
I only have a bit

Good
PUTS HIM ON GROUND
HANDS ON THE GROUND NOW!
Few carts of gold, mainly cash
You can rob me when Iโm not broke with $330,000,000 
Dont worry Mr president
Katto is now under arrest and shall be sended to the chair
Excellent

Do not rage
It makes the pain worse
where is the emote
Yes we can
Just need someone who outranks you
I am the president body guard and also CEO of securoserv which means
I own you
Well techinally the president owns secruoserv
I just managed it
gold's pov:
Woudlnt happen
Katto is dead
Inside my vault:
Hate how the person is surrounded in gold bars, wearing a silver watch 
damnnn thats hot
I think that plane saving u
Maybe idk safety first whenever something turns around and starts shooting at me
Smoooth. Now I know how the missile jammer comes in handy

Only knew now?!
I mean I never played in a public lobby until recently so I can relate to these tactics more now

I don't even remember playing in invite sessions


Me neither. I play with a very active crew
Yeh same
Wait
That's nice name
Deppressor Mahk Tuah
let's hope that you won't meet someone like this
God mode moment
wow guys i bought a laptop can't wait to play arena wars with myself 
U lucky i cant even find someone in lfg channels
buy another ps5 and play with yourself too 
It would be amazing if people actually played the gta minigames when they don't have a 2x
Only dream for now
Since GTA is grinder game
On the plus side i only need 39 more wins for skill level 20
It isn't
Or at least that wasn't the point of gta online
Yep, for dev, it doesn't
For player, it does
Like
Dev: I make this game to everyone have fun, we have plenty modes can let player enjoy
Player: GRINDING CUTELY

So it is true that we getting diamonds now!?!?
vigilante almost pulled a scramjet there
yt shorts ahh explanation
But yeah, cayo ruined the game
Really diamond??
noo
Prolly next week since Valentines Day is also next week, and we typically get diamonds around then.
What are they doing ๐ญ
they're making sure you're playing deadline
and it doesn't even count for career progress 
probably is considered the same as regular deadline which i did
it is indeed the same as deadline for career
welp rip, i may try the 5 win streak on it, i'm at 2 rn bc of the weekly challenge
itโs their first day on the job, give them a break
so howโs everyone elseโs gta experience today
pretty good
Vye for the top spot
kosatka backrooms
yours is going really good since you got that message 
Mom I'm scared
Is your mom in the server

Wait other way round

What?
Gn trace




Dead channel

Not you
She means larzy


i have a question
back when i did pistol challenges for these missions i had to worry about enemies exploding or getting falling damage thus voiding pistol challenges
now that doesnt seem to be the case
so i wonder if incendiary ammo would work
i comepleted challenges so cant test
i knew this comment was coming
I will break it
no pls dont






On this server which ever channel i go i see his face




Aye....gethafakouttahere
Lol thats an old meme

Far from home refe
I stole your blanket
I ate the blanket
now you're floorito 




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god this is so poorly coded
gta online? 
What have you done to that poor truck
keep ramming it into the house to try and extinuish this roof
Lol canโt you get to the hill round the back
We are the testers
that would imply they make updates after we test to see it doesnt work
Finally
Itโs always the minor stuff they manage to fix
Is it because they're working on gta 6 and they have 3 people working on gta online
Yes so don't expect perfection
I never do
Im happy with mediocrity
Kind of you to lend the Super Bowl your stadium btw
what


Add police chase =w=
Iโm going to issue rockstar games a cease and desist order for all these mf griefers and if they donโt want to comply, the game will be banned
Doomsday 2 player cmm?
You ready?
I am
Alright, let me check gun real quick
Ok let me know
We doing it on one go??
Will try my best
Just did doomsday 4 player yesterday
Mhm
So you done checking
No need vc for act 1
Just follow instructions and tell me if anything wrong
I am hosting
Alright
Retire yourself and join me
Use oppressor for prep
Or that sparrow
Stay in city
Because it close to all act
We can do elite
I had grand senora
@still bobcat complete all 3 act using only pistol is including setup? Or only finale?
?
The progress career
why did u @ me like a grok query
idk if its setups or finales
finale
@real peak give me 4 min let me wash my face
Shame you canโt tag the role, so everyone who has completed it gets summoned to answer a question 
It was my fault ;-;
Only 4min dirty boy/girl
Maybe i should suggest it as a server suggestion 
i donโt think everyone who did cmm wants to be pinged just because someone had a question
I know
But would be funny

Hai zaya
no joking in this server

Okay okay, fine, jeez, I'm sorry, I won't ping randomly again
what
hi katto
Hallo 
why are you piss color
Tuna gifted me =w=
@real peak let's go
Already, send me invite normally (I mean in lobby, not in free roam)
Okay
go by kuruma and skip trip
U're manager =w=
U rich =w=
@real peak come to vc maybe

you're the executive of MMI , surely you have some money
Ehhh....all illegal money bt

I have some borrowed money from el rubio
Those are monopoly money doesn't work

As long as I can trick MMI with it 
Ehhh @versed lintel
How is this fraud still goin

We got people sleeping on their j* before gta6
He only gets paid to investigate, it doesn't mean he has to stop me
She*

Got someone for arena war from the official R* server, so i ask him for his psn.
First thing he asks me is if i want a modded account....
Off to a good start
(I still don't have his psn)

yeah i blocked him
So did u got one?

nope

Wait i have money?
And also since when was larzy working for me?
There only me in Martol Mutual Insurance!

everyones fav character
Ass
a FEW times that i agree with you
Lester is the best
Lester and pavel and mechanic are the only good character in online
A heaven is a place where I can drink same glass of whiskey twice, yes?
How's he got the appetite for allat
all that tequila made him hungry
Nah
@nocturne fossil got it now 3 player
nice... dropped from 1st to 15th... and won
4p soon?
@teal gale hii you know what when we restart the mission by leaving session of knoway out 60 min
That time count

idk what u mean ๐ญ
Restart time count my means that previous attempt time
it probably does
GG
Now need to earn dollar from it and all tier 4 done
With elite?
now grinding business will take some time
This sounds more like a task than an reward
Gn
Dead channel ๐ซฉ
Very bleeding everywhere
Not so dead channel๐ซฉ
That's the customize clothes
temporary customization 
imagine drowning in gta xd
Bro that guy you told me send me invite but I was in doomsday cmm do I couldn't accept his request tell him if he want to do apartment elite dm me or give me his discord id
If here
he barely talks here and prolly doesnt have the lvl to even talk in this chat
if he's online try sc msg
Ok then I talk to him
Now I don't have anything to do
LES GO GAMBLING IN RDR
yoooo
so u know poker huh
I just won $50 in rdr poker yes
is it same as gta?
the real question is how rigged both games possibly are
i love playing survivals in gta and red dead
both games have their norms
western modern game is

Ouch my back
Bro is that@real peak modder?
Someone's saying he is

wat
ask him why
the thing is tho ive gotten accused of modding to for the nonsense i do ingame xd

Lol
Chat which warstock car is more fun the ignus or the ruiner
well the wingnus is a fast hsw super with a gun on top, but its no longer the best one
the ruiner can jump
and has a whopping 8 missiles
which i think is the lowest amount on any car that have missiles
Bro need one guy for elite and 2 for doomsday cmm 3 player what to do?
@real peak check dm
?

What u don't have any other option
iam helping someone with contact mission career progress bro
Which contract mission??
I am not asking for help bro i am asking should I try lfg again?
And do you have any video that explains every gta settting and mechanisms and guns best guide
You really need to use LFG channel more
mercenaries
u should
no i already know some stuff so i dont really save this stuff
Only 20 more wins and i'm done with arena war
flag war 1 is very fun with random low levels cuz they don't know how to get to the flag
well i mean low levels the one i just did with was 198
I already did no one messaged me
No message so far
Be patient like everyone else
I pick some randoms maybe

I already have enough experience now
Any guide recommended??
nothing really comes to mind for me
i mean most people talk about stuff here so its nice to check through
Idk find me one or something 
If your friends have one
Aren't they high level?
Level doesnโt really matter
And thatโs a bit odd rofl
just use the lfg channels if you need someone or ask a friend

I was talking about guide of gta v mechanisms and setting
I don't have friends who play gta
Then how did you accomplished Doomsday Cmm?
then just do the same thing
@golden sundial are you in?? We are doing it on one go
Doomsday cmm with randoms?

Only if the award also mentioned "with randoms" as a category
xd good luck telling rockstar to add them
Man I can't find one guy
What did i miss ?
Nothing?
Ok
Not sure I have the time for one go tbh
We can do it bro I can't find other guy ๐ญ
That one guy is waiting
No one messaged me so far









is annoying









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