#gta-online-mk2
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More like hawaii shirt ngl
I remeber I played a random with a female char having topless glitch
I was like: Bro wtf
Lovely morning trying to bump start a car and then having to wait 10 mins to jump start it after
deng i didn't know that's something you had to (or even could) do in gta online
Yeah, had to use some unconventional methods to be able to push a car in gta
isn't that how you start the voodoo
trying to do a mission and there's purple nipples in your face
@silk shuttle 
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Jeez
Who has forgotten to take care of their pets?.. 
I tell them that my mission has a dress code
Follow it, or gtfo
Sexual illusions have absolutely NO place in crime sprees
Imagine to bump start a car when you need to escape from casino heist 
Having to bump start your randoms during the heist multiple times

Just steal an npc one, its already running 
“You stole my ride! You’re a dead man.”
9000 bounty 
@hollow owl how you play minecraft this long?
- In the 1 month phase
- Out of the 10 hours I play everyday, around 4 of them I'm afk
- Jobless and nothing else to do
Rn I'm on a in progress 2nd floor to my melon farm for coins
Help me with gta oscar guzman finale doing tier 4
How about I don’t lose my soul
lol
I need parts
And a cable for the power supply
And other things
And money to buy gta
And having to grind to get good gear

Stay in playstation and play gta 6
Sure😄
Your switching to PC?..

I'm not selling my ps5
I'll just keep it for fun
Idrc about 6
I'll buy it if it's worth it
You can use controller for it
I wanna learn kbm
Oh okay then good
that takes like 15 minutes max
bruh wtf
i started a bunker sell, i move like 5 seconds in the dune fav, and it catches fire, and now im no longer even registered as an MC
lost $7,000 ($10,500) in goods :(
How that thing can catch fire...
thats just what happens to sell vehicles when something like that happens
Ready for some pain =w=
wont let me deliver this phantom wedge either, guess it was a scumbag
no itd be some skidmark modder
Bro need to sell my warehouse can you help in 15 min
its a solo bunker
but ill help you sell your warehouse :)
@celest python skill issue?
@still bobcat want some chaos in diamond casino later?
yea i had no luck even starting my bunker again
Join me bro lol
i was already in your org 

@still bobcat wanna join me for oscar zuman finale??
No thanks
Okay ty tho
u left?
only 1 warehouse? 
Sold 4 already
@still bobcat in last of sell session
Only one was left as all people left
Oh forgot to make my weekly predictions for the bonuses, my guess is that it will be X2 hangar
Just a gut feeling
2x meth 
Ehh
2x ceo crates, I'll spend all my gta money till I have dead 0 if it is
I'm having dinner
:C
I feel like in order of likeliness it’s 2x bunker, then hangar or crates. New forklift makes me think 2x crates is a lil more likely plus they prob know people are stocked on them with the app
I'm learning to play hardcore, atp I have 45 days. Rn I'm trying to get Mending book from librarian.. I have alr slept 4 times and no book..
GTA+ CEO bonuses?!? 
mikko should play block game with me
2x for everyone and 4x for GTA+ 

2x bunker with mansion boost would be pretty nice
I just bought every game in my arcaded lol
do we have to?
Idk

I think I will buy that game someday
Is there a way to track or not really
yes
website
compare somebody and then hover over that award
works with the KnoWay taxis too
Destroy All KnoWays
@still bobcat wanna join painful casino with me?
no
Aww ;-;
I like this 
@ornate quartz
Wanna suffer casino with me?
@eager agate
Let's go, I had 2 with me now =w=
Ah yes. The Diamond Casino Nightmare.
Only shotgun class, no use of vehicles, aggressive approach, furthest buyer, basically anything that will cripple you
Ive yet to do my version since my enjoyment of GTA died
Toreador players man 
Just had one come up to my Nightclub sell, and try to facetank the explosion and died
Even funnier, some guy just stole my car when I went into the nightclub, must have had cops because when I returned it to storage, they died and left
Combined IQ of my resting heart rate
i'm just going to kill everyone on sight from now on
i was chilling doing my thing and this fire truck pulls up
i decided to be friendly and of course he kills me with the stupid water cannon
Hey at least its a funny kill

Skill issue
so funny that i killed him 16-1 until he ragequit
You have to parry the water

Would you rather be killed by a water cannon or a mk2
I have been trying to finish the first pacific setup for over an hour 🙁
randoms keeps quitting
too bored of being the useless driver
I know all van spawn locations
they just need to wait 5 minutes
and yet they fail to do that
I feel ya
@eager agate can you help me with clothes real quick?

Why you need help bt?!
Fib coat with suit 
But since everyone busy ;-;
Just want it quick
Ask transient, she is always busy
Huh
Not...a good idea for that
alright wait me a bit
@real peak I'm in
yeah
rc bandito saves the day once again
get what
it saved me from the orbital cannon
Wait, it can targetting your RC?
yes
O.O
And yea, I like how metal theme background

Why does it look like gta 4
because it is
you can wear bomber jackets with the armor undershirt? til
Your character looks more like a merryweather guy
You mean this?
pilot outfit? I mean I didn't buy it
But a custom pilot outfit
Oh I don't
There you have an idea


Biker outfit

Absolutely not
I mean the neck
Not even the neck man
:C
yeah like how hard is that to notice 
Just need someone to bite
Boom
Zombie leon

Casino prep?
mhm
I never know that, mostly I just request job to remove wanted and buff ledge glitch for cars
Everything else mightt do manual way =w=
Somehow it hurt my head irl...
Like...ouchie 
its half patched
it's not patched
probably can't do it as associate
does just starting a quick join not work
Well yeah that's what I meant by half patched lol
So apparently you gotta be careful when airlifting a semi trailer
Was helping someone sell bunker and the thing detached and almost dipped into the ocean

W event week
show me please
another complete trash tier event week
2X
Meth Production Speed
2X GTA$, RP, and Research Progress
Bunker Research Missions
2X GTA$ and RP
Short Trips
Community Race Serie
x2 meth prod speed yeaaaaah
that's what you care about
I never get my predictions right
Nah
"bunker research missions" isn't that the agent 14 ones when u call him ?
absolutely nothing worth doing
New adversary mode
Just play other games
and now the odd jobs will be dead as well
fr
Watch meth be 2X for GTA+
new adversary mode that i'll play once for career progress and forget about
Welcome to gta in 2025-6
You’ve had years to get adversary mode career done
3 weeks in a row its only 1 race for the prize ride
2x sell stock bunker?
nope, research
It doesn’t say that
no i haven't, i migrated to enhanced about 4 months ago
oh
D1 is the old corvette ?
no it's the old coquette
the very old one yea
Whatever
thats at the lucky wheel
Coquette is based on Corvette
Oh what
but it isn't a corvette
God
yeah the rhinehart is the prize ride
Ohh
hmm
the rhinehart is a car i wouldn't buy because the ugly grille but i'll grab it as a prize ride
New vehicle comes out tomorrow for non gta+ members
Meth lab than cocaine?
Huh?
$$$
Where keitora
i do have one already, don't remember if i had it on discount or full price, i'll check if i can make a profit by selling it
for rhinehart
Mc bussines
We’ll see 2+ new vehicles tomorrow
Astrale
VWCC Free vehicle
What about it
What on earth is VWCC
Vinewood Car Club. Been out for years
pls tell me that valentine onesie is not a login reward
i might not login that day simply to avoid that outfit xD
Login till the 18th :)
oh ma gawd
what's the big deal 
Is that a problem

we need something BETTER
why not give us back those heart shaped glasses again
idk maybe a suit blazer or something
or some red bottoms with small texts
not a onesie 😂

idc about clothes that don't clutter interaction menu
super mad about this one set of glasses
idk where i got them from but they're always the first glasses i put on and they're fucking hideous
oh glasses and masks always puts me on edge
i wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't the ugliest pair of glasses invented
gold DCH
we quick restart after looting
can jump and sprint is at full speed now
????
I swear connection issues are 100x amplified in this heist
Seems like they forgot to make gold weight part of the save data in checkpoints or something
Damn well I did say bunker would be likely 2x. Just the wrong missions lul
2x meth wont be nearly as much of a pain to restock since its slower but kinda meh
what isn't normal is that I got caught by a camera that wasn't there
Not sure why we didn’t get diamonds for prob the last valentines week tho
they probably saw how much we grinded double money diamond primary in november
not a reason to not give diamonds for the next few weeks tho
besides its not really an over the top target anyways
700k extra for NM and 800k nearly for HM
yes.
quite expected
Bunker research mission is good for new player who need to unlock
should have also reduce fast track cost like a bit
waiting for research is still pain
eh 2x research speed is pretty worthless
fast tracking is effectively cheaper anyway
don't agent 14s missions have a cooldown too
so you can't spam them to do research
Its not even research speed, its 2x research from the missions you get from calling agent 14
o
So pretty garbage
i mean it's just garbage

I will bald you.
Buy me a pizza

why short trip
that garbo too
need casino diamonds
No more casino x2 for u

i dont think we'll get double casino anytime soon
where cayo survival aaaah
Halloween
My fuckass AcidLab is so buggy
Called Mutt to resupply but 40mins passed no supplies
!?!!!!!?!?
48 minutes

Resuplly take a day in gta
Real or fake? Cuz with other businesses its 10
Holy i dont get it man wtf is this bug
yes staying in 1 session is essential
I heard people saying they got resupply succesful message while doing missions so I don't think it'll affect
I hate acidlab so much 🥀 🥀
Hate selling or hate griefing, pick 1
hate griefing
And also resupply bug that only occur on my acidlab for some reason
You r fired.
bruh

I’ve heard so many numbers thrown around but in my experience it’s anywhere from 15-40+ minutes
It’s pretty much never consistently the same amount of time
It always been 10mins for all businesses
but only my acidlab is bugged which is so annoying
I’m sure that’s what it is in the game’s code but it’s GTA and nothing ever goes as intended
You timing it?
I’ve ordered supplies for Bunker, watched an entire 25 minute anime episode, and the supplies still don’t arrive until like 2-3 minutes later.
these minor inconvenience make me dont want to touch acidlab again man
Best passive business my ass
That’s the one thing with Nightclub is that it’s at least very consistent
Don’t have to deal with supply delivery bs
Yea 100k/hour
just dont invest that much time into it

@nocturne fossil best outfit =w=
Its the feds shoot him
Male char cannot wear suit in that coat soo...
...have to merge

"why not add FIB badge"
Yea it not good looking cuz my body armor soo I pass
I hate that R* separated gta legacy and enhanced in pc
Nah its better than way
The game feels dead
Gotta keep the poor legacy gamers away from the enchanted
Enhanced literally runs better
There is no point in having a superior version even in terms of optimization and not making it obligatory
What's the point of having 200.000 players divided by 2 versions of the game
wish they could have upgraded the game over the legacy files and not seperate
Cant afford better pc, FiveM freaks, text chat addicts and cannot Migrate those are the 4 main reasons
legacy in some cases looks good
those are some nice points
I wish fivem can come to enhanced
There are a few more but still involved what I mentioned
i was gonna say have some compassion towards the the people who cant afford pcs xd
but ur points kinda outweigh em
most of the legacy peeps are people who dont play much
reply on text chat way too much
Its still pretty useful well rather more convenient when playing in a friend session
- You don't need a better pc, it runs better.
- R* owns FiveM and we know the could have updated it.
- R* could add text chat, they are just lazy to do the most simple thing ever.
- Valid
Public wise it's clogged with modders advertising
they kinda fixed this
and could fix this and its not an excuse to not add it
they gave the option to turn chat off as well
I've grown tired of waiting on R* to do things
maybe have it off by default for all players like VC
i gave up on text msgs months ago
True
Text chat makes the game feel alive
Sometimes stay silent in gta enhanced give me benefit
Emo
If not bunch of bot spam chat of course
u could choose to stay silent even with text chat ngl
I like text chat in heist more so I can talk some in there
NOT in public session
Its crazy that to this day there are still many people thinks R* removed text chat from Enhanced while It was never even added 
us pc players dont play in public session anyways
its friends sesh or heist lobbies
Enhanced was just a port from consoles
It is
wall showed that text chat exists behind the scenes unused
The only thing they added was graphics settings and key bind
that gave me hope but ig Rstar decided to not enable it
And yet there's a keybind option in the settings for text chat 😭
maybe they'll add chat back when the next gta comes out lol
just to milk the last piece of gtao
add text chat as a gta+ priviledge
that would be a good way to increase sales and hatred
in the least remove the cooldown for mobile msgs cuz bruh
Really?
there is
binding something else gives the error but doesnt do anything bout it
And it never exist in keybind setting in enhanced
they fixed it and broke it again xd
Idk why the heck they not let us unbind key
atleast it works just we get those annoying red caution icons and stuff
i think when enhanced first came out it didnt allow us to change settings
i had to paste my legacy keybind files to avoid this
my plane controls were diff soo....
dont judge
thats default keys tho
why those num for pitch forward and back 
because roll left n right are right below
Y n U
oh not numpad huh
aw hell nah i prefer to keep the unarmed one very close
i dont wanna hold weapons always :o
I fly with Numpad
I got mocked by alot of professional individuals for it

sounds like amateurs in disguise to me
to mock numpad users
Wait a second CouchPotato banned?
huh
GET BACK IN THE SERVER
why did he leave ?
Hayyyaaaa
got cooked because of arguing about casino wheel
just because..the casino wheel
he was pretty helpful for players unlike goofballs like me
if only we knew that in the pinned chat there's one about how it works
could have avoided all that
the automod do it?
it's from matto
oh
I still don't know why have to be drama just because a casino wheel :/
Most likely banned, hes active here daily yet his latest text was 4d ago, automod deleted ig
I mean...
You could just...visit him, perharp?
he'll be back
I need funny vigilante clips
after the time period
And im stuck here with this goofball
You're shedding all over the place

Exactly because I CLEANED IT ALL UP
couch potato was on the server for years i think?
i used to check the server quietly for years so i would notice him
It's comfy coach =w=
I scratch it
...just a bit
Can we sell this goofball now?
Might be able to afford gta+ for a few years with him
i like the goofball ngl
as long it annoys athena all is well
I didn't duu anything wrong!!
Except I ate Athena's lunch on her desk due to she left it open
It's not delicious tbh =w=
tastes like sarcasm xd


any new clothing items that look good?
Sleeping pyjama, yes
last time i got the white leather bottoms
they look pretty good
lil shout out to dragons breath ammo too xd
Need to learn how to take that puurrr-fect screenshot
zoom to the maximum xd
idk it just starts to look good
wizarddddd
using specific frames from actions can help too
for an example i used the dock emote
i reposted both pictures before but for conversation sake

Again.
Puuurrfecto
taking pictures of random stuff is part of the fun for me in gta
but my friend doesnt come anymore so rarely take on my own accord 

Hey, at least u have friends here =w=
Even I said retired manytime
Idk why I still here
lowkey true xd
i only retired for red dead but back with gta
We should go shopping sometimes =w=
Or find some clothes never exist


lvl700 btw
still waiting
has alien tattoo and ankle less legs
doesnt seem like a modder tho since he knows the routes
If someone is lv700 and play fleeca I expect them to know how to use heavy revolver for a clear runaway
It will take a while
no he did it soon but not fast for elite
Fastest is when hacker completed before driver arrive to bank
Tbf it took me 1 minute or little bit
yeah hack should be completed before arriving to bank
and he should drill in time before the driver is forced to shoot off the last cam
he knew that he should shoot the suv gas tank soo he knows a thing or two
he didnt use revolver tho he used ap pistol and prolly expected me to deal the finale blow xd
Bro yesterday I did knoway in 60 min it dint count

Need to do that crap again
what happened
Idk
1st - 10min
2nd- 9min
3rd- 9min 43 sec
4th- 13 min 32 sec
5th - 8min 43 sec
Our time
Idk why it dint give me 60 min look like need to do it solo
did u use ur own car in 1st mission for billboards
Yeah that other guy did
dont use knoway cars for the whole thing
I was doing it duo
do objective in one car
quit it
and blow up everything by going there manually
I think I did it the fastest with cyclone 2 hsw
And sticky
@teal gale @nocturne fossil
And drowned the KnoWay car
Do blast that board manually??
blow up all 3pods once ur done with the objective inside
Wdym
Going there manually or with knoway car?
i usually park the 4th car near the billboard or traintracks where the mission ends
so i can stickybomb it later
drowning is too slow for me
without
get off the pod grab ur whip and destroy em manually
hakachou drag, niobe or cyclone whatever
use a fast car goto all objectives
I use hakachuo drag
That's smart but I'd still drown if I get the "30 feet in air" because there's that road you jump off near the beach
too far
If I get that mission change session??
there is a ramp near the agency i use that
No
Location ss?
It's been month I did it needed to get achievements too
The skate park
we need skateboards in next gta game
Doesn't match up the vibe of gta
neither does the mk2
with homing missiles
Yes it does
And imani tech

Imani will not be in gta 6 bro
Yusuf is in gta 5
Why not imani in gta 6
Looking for new opportunities
Bro but what will happen to franklin and our main character
Franklin idk
But our character is probably gonna move on to carcer city
Got bored of los santos
Nah he already have his mansion it's his retirement time
Too boring for our character
Nah move out will not be possible as we gonna play it too
What will happen to our business
🤷
Los santos will eventually find other crazy dude
Which other gta5 characters could appear in gta6?
Probably some reference of him
Some videogame he created could appear in GTA 6
Do you think he can become like Michael??
Absolutely not
He's a programmer
I dint know that lol
Works in the arcade
The character we don't know anything about is Tracey
It is implied that she moved out from Michael's house
But nothing more else
There's a character I'm pretty sure is going to be in gta6
Dr. Friendlander
What this guy do?
Micheal's therapist
But why he criminal that we had to kill him?
And dint Michael killed him in story mode??
He turned to making drugs to sell in south america
Canonically, we didn't kill him
it's an option but not part of actual story
Oh that guy
So in story mode should I let him go??
No
thats whats canon
I see 
i would just shoot him for fun
Just to see your report
Does he give any achivement??
no
Good luck with that
Find I am doing doomsday 4 player cmm then 3 and 2 and apartment elites
These are my main focus now as all contract mission done
Except knoway out because of glitch
Did you find someone?
I think first we will be doing apartment elites and cmm
Both of them
I don't need cmm
Idk if you guys need it too
What cmm you don't need, doomsday cmm?
I need doomsday cmm
Only
And I am done with cmms
So say d cmm and not cmm
Okay lol
Anyways, there's a problem
I not only need cmm, but i need to do the heists for the first time
So i have an idea of what i have to do
First

on what btw
It will cost me more time
I suggest you to do apartment with someone
@ornate quartz for you it will be like heating
We can't even trip skip with you will have to waste like hour or 2 hour
By driving and stuff
To train before doing it

And?
It will be fun
I have a good playlist in self radio
Idk if you can hear it
cant
Shit
another feature i demand for next gta

Copyright
Man this will take alot of time like alot
But you can train
There's probably something you forgot about
Training is not isuue but by wasting time on cutscene and driving
And you could die because of it
I remember every details
You sure
copyright only comes if other can listen to self radio
It will be fun man
i want the feature for myself
Trust me
not everyone else to hear
if people listen to the music i listen they would literally not play with me
The preps for prison break
What do you listen to?
They are easy

And for finale I have location for everyone
Well if it's easy for you
What's the problem?
I don't see it
You bring it up, now tell us

@nocturne fossil it's better to ask him

@nocturne fossil do you see any issues?
He thinks it's easy
Even the preps for prison break
So what's the problem
What your ingame level??
your looking for someone to join cmm?
@ornate quartz wants to do cmm
on paper preps are easy but with gta and rapid fire it's always a gamble and its important to know all the possibilities xd
renix did cmm or did he?
Apartment cmm
He needs doomsday cmm and apartment elites
The problem is
I haven't done doomsday or apartments heists
ever
its better for you to take your time and do them later on
i took my time just playing casually myself
renix has to get someone else
That's the issue
That not isuue i want someone experienced atleast played heist atleast once
That last guy who did cmm with me did heist till prison break
✌️
I can take you for doomsday cmm 2 player cmm maybe
I haven't played doomsday either
btw the guy might have sent a friend req to u
And we know it's more hard
he said u didnt acc
must be gamerscosmo or sum
Nah i remember no one with this send me req
Well, anyone knows a guy who would be down to do all the heists again?
I will do them again
With helping you and stuff later
After I am done with mine first tho
I don't have that much time for a later
No when you have time we will do it
Like probably in next month or something
Or early
That's what i mean
I don't have that time for a month later
Idk then
I can't help you for now
heist with nuubs
I can't put too much pressure on you with cmm and elite
going from agatha door 🤦♂️
What is the other guy thinking about
I'm not dumb
all the money he gonna spend after heist 
But i need to know what I'm going to do
What your level you dint tell me mine is 235
Always the friend who does nothing but ask for 50%
166
Oh okay and it will take month because I don't have player to help you
And me for elite
And with no trip skip and playing with guy who doing it first time
That's why i was looking for someone else
i didnt join u what makes u think id have time to join him rn
I need to complete all my cmm and elites
When that guy send me friend req??
iam not sure
Potentially easy RP grind
Will need to test when the week drop
- that would be way easier for the 100 drunk award in a nightclub
Knowing r* the removal of cost probably removes rp
They'd make it cost rp ngl
h
what a great week in gta online
No rp
Goddamit r*
Hey at least there is 1 new car
Its GTA + exclusive tho
What’s the other new car besides the Astrale
Itali classic, gta+ only tho
So why is ppl saying its 2x contracts or smth
Surely next week
Somehow that look so high detail screenshot
For gta+
GTA+ VWCC
By that i mean everyone can get it
It's 2x agency contracts for gta+ this month
What else for GTA+?
Next month?
that was in photo mode not ingame xd
It just rolled over
Alr
Wow one of the slowest supers is free
2x security contract hmm
No new chameleons?
Well, I guess it can help me to get 201 contract
Yes
I thought you’re rich
Same thing pink prismatic
You’ve been playing the game for like 20years
I bought 2 months get 1 month free so yea
It's fine for me
damn
And now im waiting to see if the itali classic is fast, not that I can get it rn anyway
120
Thats kinda low for sports classic, does it have decent grip to compensate
low?
top non hsw is only 127
I was dumb, the ztype having the best one for a long time and being old screwed my brain over
This one have nice livery
Itali Classic is free for Gta+ers 
Not free
The free car is the champion
Itali classic is just available for purchase in the vinewood car club, at a 20% discount
Close enough ig
I dunno if it's a gta+ benefit or just good RNG, but I've been getting at least one specialist difficulty contract each time I look
Where as any other time they seem rare as
That’s very good rng
Good time to grind career progress I hope then
Try not getting shot next time maybe 
Just scratch
Let me try shooting between your glasses
See if its bulletproof
6 in a row now
Which seems super unlikely for me usually lol
Let me rolling over on your coach, see it dirty proof


i think ive done more 800contracts by now 
gotta get dat passive income on other characters
what boring process grinding those were
employee of the month?
Do moreee

FIB just do every job =w=
Finally
😮
congratulations
Congrats!


I just like
Complete 1 contract -> do something -> do 1 contract again
I hate the asset protection contract
Aka 10 mins of waiting
They should buff that contract ngl
Mimimi is alive again?
asset protection is an excuse for me to chill and use my AA turret
I got rapid fire when grab vehicle back
=w=
oof
grab that stone hedge axe
and wack em one by one inside those corridors

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