gta-online-mk2

[real peak]

Speed run elite fleeca job =w=

Can u help @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

I ain't in my gaming time now

[real peak]

Quit da job and join now!

[tidal yew]

Ain't at job I got early

Caz sat sun i have badmitnon

Now home relaxing after taking shower

[real peak]

Chonky

[tidal yew]

Have you ever played sport besides indoor

Then you'll know

What ya doin

[tame holly]

clown van unlocked 🤡

[real peak]

Wattt

[tame holly]

i can now drive a clown van

it is pegasus tho

[real peak]

Waaattt...

10;44 Pm already??

;-;

[spice inlet]

whats that

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Vapid Clown Van | ᴠᴀɴ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Arena War Sponsorship Tier.

IRL Counterpart: 2003-present Chevrolet Express van

Basic Info

$0 (Tier: 75)
2,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_f: in Vans
1:26.353 Lap Time
94.25 mph Top Speed

speedo2 • Data from GTACars.net

[eager agate]

Dinmite van

[ornate quartz]

@real peak when we doing cmm ?

[real peak]

Might be late

[ornate quartz]

[copper fossil]

what vehicle did u use

[ornate quartz]

Yeah I know I am alright with it

@real peak tell me when you free

Probably try to make team or try to do 2 player

[still bobcat]

hakuchou hsw

[still bobcat]

got the checkpoints that were like grove street, miruetta heights, mirror park and then richman

[untold dock]

do you want to try it now

[real peak]

Doing series now

Well

I will call when I'm ready

[untold dock]

guess i can do the setups

[real peak]

@untold dock

You still there?

Gonna need your power for finale series a

[untold dock]

mm ok

i just finished fleeca scope out

[real peak]

We load up explosive rounds and ready to do elite challenge series a

Just did pacifist standard

[untold dock]

who is we

[real peak]

That's "we"

[untold dock]

ok idk either of these people

am i on pushing duty

it's going to be awful with ping

[real peak]

We will be fineee =w=

[untold dock]

ping and max traffic

nice combo

i think it's still sub 6 but kills might be iffy

barely anyone spawned

[real peak]

Yeyyyy

Hope so

Yeyyyy

Early 1 minute

[untold dock]

that did not feel like 97 kills

[real peak]

Must be second vigil clean the rest

Want do Fleeca, @untold dock?

Soo..you hack or me?

[untold dock]

idk

can you hack and drill fast

[real peak]

I can

[untold dock]

ok then i'll drive

[real peak]

Holy michael bay movie

I being chase by korean mob and bat mobile

Done

[untold dock]

that was shit

[real peak]

I saw that

That's good

Early 19 seconds

Now only prison break and humane lab

[untold dock]

humane is the easiest elite

[real peak]

mhm

2 scuba suit and good to go

If i'm heli, I just land it first

[untold dock]

unless you do this

[real peak]

Breh moment

[golden sundial]

I cannot do the Alamo sea jump anymore

I keep fucking it up

[real peak]

I still practice with vigil

[golden sundial]

It's like that place just got 10cm tighter

[untold dock]

the first jump is the hardest one

[real peak]

Idk is the a map to practice jump

[eager agate]

Any special vehicle race is fine

[untold dock]

time to see if i can clear the casino vault solo

almost

[real peak]

You can try bugstar

But not go to her office

[untold dock]

obviously but i'm using g6 to minimize the amount of moving

since using 2 characters is quite cumbersome

[real peak]

[untold dock]

2nd try

got full take looting alone

no elite though

[golden sundial]

What was the loot?

[untold dock]

art

no shot ever getting full gold solo

[golden sundial]

That's because you don't believe in yourself

[untold dock]

do you

[golden sundial]

I do not have a second GTA copy

[untold dock]

i can afk in your heist

[golden sundial]

You were grabbing with 1 character?

[untold dock]

i used the second character to grab one painting that was already unlocked while the fingerprint animations were going on

[golden sundial]

That's a little disappointing

[ornate quartz]

I suggest you to do cayo

Well you know that lol

@untold dock do we have to buy another copy of gta ?

To play on second pc

Or one is enough

[untold dock]

of course you need a second copy

[golden sundial]

I heard epic games players can unlink from their sc but

[real peak]

Quite michael bay movie @untold dock

Tried to steady my wheel in full speed

I hold my breath when doing snake game

[west stirrup]

Otherwise you might be able to contact rokster games

I should try that

I want to switch accounts so my friends see my hours

[hearty harbor]

Is it me or do I find oddjobs incredibly boring

[potent niche]

It’s wagey work

It’s not supposed to be fun

[still bobcat]

its meant to be absurd, like scarface helping at the local food kitchen

[potent niche]

Imagine getting 1 mill from just forklift work

That’s true misery

[still bobcat]

seems doable

[hearty harbor]

This made me think of old 3D era vehicle missions

[untold dock]

actual bmx god

used it like 4 times before

[real peak]

Still dont know how to steady vigil in air...

Everyone did so well but me just flip everywhere and land on water

Need a map practice vigil

[lapis fossil]

Conker Vigi

job for warp to Conker and practice Vigi to Valkyrie

Players

1 to 2

Platform

PC (Enhanced)

👍 3 | 👎 4 | 🎮 20 | Created by __Ragnar_

[real peak]

Gonna save cuz Im outside

Will practicr till I can master it

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

2 fools present today

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Heard you have to work today

[real peak]

. . .

Feckuuuuuu

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

20days holiday soon

You're boss should give you work frm home in those 20days

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew helo

[tidal yew]

Yahallooo rumi

[sturdy tapir]

Look in #other-games

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil hiii

[nocturne fossil]

sup

[ornate quartz]

Bro did you did all elite of apartment??

[nocturne fossil]

i have but we talked about this before lol

[ornate quartz]

lol how did you find this chat ? And tell me how you did them?

From prison heist to series a

[nocturne fossil]

i just did them xd

in what regard are u asking?

[ornate quartz]

Like what did you used which vehicle? And which apartment and how your team managed it

[nocturne fossil]

for prison i used powersurge, humane i used vigi and exp ammo, series a vigi again to push trucks and pac standard i used bati at the start

[ornate quartz]

After that those power surge bike??

[nocturne fossil]

poweruge i used just for prisonbreak

no kuruma or vigilante there

just aim and shooting and dropping proxi mines

to spawn trap npcs

[ornate quartz]

No how did you reach those boat?

[nocturne fossil]

are we talking about pacific standard?

[ornate quartz]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

instead of using the normal route i had to drive over the hill near zancudo and jump/parachute towards boat

[ornate quartz]

I was thinking to use emp launcher

On those police chopper

[nocturne fossil]

ignoring the whol yellow marker

[nocturne fossil]

u can use that too

[ornate quartz]

But that works well?

[nocturne fossil]

it works a quarter of the time

[ornate quartz]

I used noose van for cmm

[nocturne fossil]

the lag and how npcs move can differ

[ornate quartz]

Tell me which is best compact emp launcher or emp launcher??

[nocturne fossil]

there is only one emp launcher

in most cases

[ornate quartz]

I see i thought they are different lol

[nocturne fossil]

i usually never did the emp strat unless i was joining someone

i rather do the hard way

[ornate quartz]

Going by those bike??

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[ornate quartz]

Nade launcher?

[nocturne fossil]

Gre-Nade

[ornate quartz]

But bro you need good teammates

[nocturne fossil]

thats a fair point but u can find decent people in lfg

just did a doomsday with a decent fellow in lfg

[ornate quartz]

30 time failure now

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Look like at this rate 100 won't be far

@nocturne fossil controlling 4 player is hassle

Unless each of them know their role perfectly

[nocturne fossil]

but u can find people like this even in lfg

takes time

[ornate quartz]

Yeah I need to reach my goal 100 failure now

see that what I am talking about

Some of them say they will do it in two days

Idk why they dm me then

[nocturne fossil]

ask them of they have done elite or not

then kick them if they have no clue

anybody saying they will do later should be ignored

[ornate quartz]

But tell me something if I keep kicking then then who will help??

Doomsday cmm and apartment elite soon

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

its better to not do it than waste time with plebs ngl xd

just keep asking in lfg

or join C2

[ornate quartz]

Correct

[ornate quartz]

??

What that

[nocturne fossil]

join C2h60

[ornate quartz]

Okay sure

[ornate quartz]

What that?

[nocturne fossil]

he knows the same bunch i did elites with

[ornate quartz]

Oh this guy

So when we doing it??

Just tag me if I am available I will come okay?

As i have reduced my time because these days I am busy

Okay sure

@nocturne fossil is this the guy you did with?

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt do it with him rather with his friends

[tidal yew]

Rule 10

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@lost lily

[eager agate]

This guy should be advertised

[tidal yew]

Ofc I know how the command works I was like should I use it

[ornate quartz]

Oh and for doomsday cmm do you know which server lfg is best?

[nocturne fossil]

for cmms i got mostly casuals who listened to me

from lfg

[alpine basin]

I mean yours or not its still advertising, reminds me why I still have this chat even shown anymore, its really just #gta-online

[ornate quartz]

I shouldn't have left game for year lol could have completed all this much earlier

[tidal yew]

Do you have mod power

[ornate quartz]

I was seeing his speed run video

For knoway I think his video might help me

Gotta do it's tier 4

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert let do 2 player cmm rpg only

[tidal yew]

Yehh...

No

Now I mostly open gta for stunt races

Or to help in crew sessions thats all

[ornate quartz]

You are only guy I asked rpg 2 player cmm till now

[ornate quartz]

That remind me i have to sell my warehouse

[tidal yew]

Crew session next Friday and Saturday

[ornate quartz]

That my birthday bro busy time

@lost lily are you free now??

Oh will sell warehouse later then

Need 2 player with me atleast

[nocturne fossil]

rag usually helps people get their elites whilst streaming so C2s plan is to take u in while rag is streaming.

[ornate quartz]

?

[ornate quartz]

Oh i seee

[nocturne fossil]

also mods arent tolerated so just reassure u dont

so just give ur word

[ornate quartz]

I never pirated game you talk about mods lol

[nocturne fossil]

many people in the past used to have exploits and menus hidden while playing

[ornate quartz]

If I had menu i wouldn't have been asking for cmm

And not doing tier 4

[nocturne fossil]

alr

rag had to suspend and block alotta people so..

thats why

[ornate quartz]

And menu can skip heist if I had it i wouldn't have failed 30 attempt of cmm

Well he will do vc?

@lost lily

Or chat?

[nocturne fossil]

no

no chat either

livechat perhaps

[ornate quartz]

Ok

[nocturne fossil]

he's not gonna directly talk to u since he's conducting a stream and helping for fun

so just check his guides and do ur due deliigence

[ornate quartz]

I see

[ornate quartz]

Isn't is same as cmm? I did?

[nocturne fossil]

wdym?

not the same

[ornate quartz]

Oh I see it then

[real peak]

X-X

[tidal yew]

Prison break

[real peak]

I can bring them out easily before pilot arrive to prison

:c

[tidal yew]

I'm good at ground team

Bt pilot noooooo

[real peak]

Liarrrrr!!

[real peak]

@ornate quartz You wanna do DCMM 2 people?

[ornate quartz]

Yeah I told you I want to

@real peak in one go or two?

@nocturne fossil bro you know superlife yatch mission

[real peak]

Might be 2 or 3

But we can try as fast as we can

[ornate quartz]

Good that i can do it

Because for 1 week I can't play straight for 6 hour

But I try

[real peak]

How da fuk

[ornate quartz]

?

I can play for 4 hour or 5 max

[ornate quartz]

Pilot easy bro

Just as long you stay in good location

[real peak]

Plenty of time

[ornate quartz]

Yeah so when we starting

?

[real peak]

Yea

Btw, take your explosive off if you can

[ornate quartz]

Not today as I am going out ..

[ornate quartz]

I don't need to use explosive lol

I use rpg or gerenade launcher only for tier 4

[real peak]

I'm ready btw

But let me host

[nocturne fossil]

i do i got the hoodie :D

[real peak]

sigh

[ornate quartz]

I can't play today i am outside my town today can start from Tommorow

Or after 5 hour

[ornate quartz]

lossing way to troll random

[real peak]

:/

Well t ime to ask someone can help me with Act 1

[ornate quartz]

If you have ask me 3 hour earlier or before i could have come

Been doing tier 4 mission for 3 hour

It's been 30 min since I gone out to have lunch too

[ornate quartz]

That icebreker mission making me lose my sanity

I killed everything and got all air conditioners but those guys always come to me when I am driving that van

😭

[nocturne fossil]

its not that hard tbh

[real peak]

Gonna kidnap someone for Act 1

[nocturne fossil]

just retry

[real peak]

@nocturne fossil

Get in da van

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Probably gonna do it imma kill all of them with my buzzard

[real peak]

Yer SC, naooooo

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil are you gonna do it??

[nocturne fossil]

iam in doomsday heist atm

[nocturne fossil]

doing act2 atm

[real peak]

[ornate quartz]

Lol you betrayed me

Doing cmm without telling me

[nocturne fossil]

this is casual run xd

i finished cmm before

[ornate quartz]

Lol how many player you are doing it with?

[nocturne fossil]

with an another friend of mine whose hosting

[ornate quartz]

2 player ??

[ornate quartz]

I will probably need 3 or 4 player but you should helped me get fleeca elite

@real peak are you still in?

[real peak]

Still here

[ornate quartz]

For doomsday cmm 2 player??

[real peak]

Yea

[ornate quartz]

From Tommorow we start or after 5 hour if you still available and I comeback at that time

[eager agate]

I can help if you want

[real peak]

Yasss!!

Tonyyyyyy!!

My saviour of goooodddddd

[ornate quartz]

Cmm?

[real peak]

No, just unlock the cancel thing

[eager agate]

I ain't doing cmm tho, at least for another 5 days

after that I have lunar new year break

[ornate quartz]

Are you doing this on new account?

[real peak]

Nope, I just need to unlock cancel heist

[real peak]

Already finished all

[ornate quartz]

But why you can't cancel?

[real peak]

Cuz I'm not host...

[ornate quartz]

Oh I see lol

[eager agate]

alright check my pronouns for ign

[real peak]

Tony

Ur SC

[eager agate]

that's my pronouns

[real peak]

;-;

TOO MANY TONY

[ornate quartz]

[real peak]

We have....

Tonytony, tonytony7, tonytonyc and...lots of tony

[ornate quartz]

So the reason you are doing 2 player cmm is because you want to complete it as leader??

[eager agate]

I mean the one at the right

[real peak]

[real peak]

Ohhh

[ornate quartz]

[real peak]

Already completed, silly

Also want to learn so I can lead DCMM in future

[ornate quartz]

I will msg you when I am online in game

[ornate quartz]

But tell me which role you will go for??

[real peak]

What role?

[ornate quartz]

Like there are specific role like submarine team and avangers team

[real peak]

I could be avenger team

[ornate quartz]

Okay we can talk about it later for strategy and stuff

[real peak]

Hmmm

Nah

@eager agate Imma just speed run by buy all setup

[eager agate]

you can do that?

[real peak]

Yes

100k per prep

[eager agate]

oh well preps not setups

[real peak]

Yea, just prep

oh wait

I said setup

I'm dum

And I stuck in loading screen..

TONYYY!!!

[eager agate]

shit I drowned it:)

[tidal yew]

Nah I'm bad at it

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert let's do apartment elite with rpg only

[real peak]

Wth

Why did I get trip??

[ornate quartz]

Trip skip??

[tidal yew]

Dude I ain't free like @real peak

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil bro want to ask something are you here?

[ornate quartz]

You are rpg expert that why you are not free

[tidal yew]

Ain't in my prime anymore

[ornate quartz]

Go to your prime then and complete apartment elite with rpg only then you will become professional rpg expert

[tidal yew]

Retired

[real peak]

Holy I almost die by rapid fire

[ornate quartz]

Finale??

[real peak]

Not finale yet

Steal file from FIB quarter

[ornate quartz]

That morgue one??

Hospital

[real peak]

Nope, the stealth chopper

[ornate quartz]

Oh akula one I see

[real peak]

Loading screen again...

What's wrongg with this game

[ornate quartz]

@real peak wasn't that mission was stealth until you hack 3

[real peak]

Too old to run fast

@eager agate Have to wait lester contact me

;-;

[tidal yew]

Tf

How did you fall

[real peak]

Respect 26, okayyy??

:C

[tidal yew]

Here take my respect

Take some more

[ornate quartz]

[real peak]

Feckkkuuu!!!

@eager agate Elite yeyyy

[eager agate]

was lucky

[real peak]

Thx for help tony

[real peak]

Yea, I took lots of rapid fire but still alive

I AM A GODDDD!!!

[tidal yew]

Puny god

[real peak]

[rancid parcel]

Bro cant even run properly, cmm is cooked.

[west stirrup]

That's kind of the normal running animation

[real peak]

If god create of me, he will not create a heart attack

:c

[opal rock]

I think it was the falling over from running at the end

You need a mobility scooter

[real peak]

:C

[ornate quartz]

Most cmm is done by kuruma and vigilante

In act 3 finale is where we have to run so much

[rancid parcel]

Ok?

[hollow owl]

🆗

[real peak]

ARGHHH MY BACK

X-X

[tame holly]

First person to guess what the money making methods are gets a cookie

(also btw i skipped through it to see it and saw 3 moments where he asks us to sub and like the video)

[brittle hatch]

That's a lie cause we all know the easiest money method is to cry to the support

[tame holly]

❌ but right on the lie part

cuz it is very clickbait

[sleek prism]

Youtubers get views because they lie? That's stupid

[untold dock]

people lie for attention on the internet? shocking

[tame holly]

well does anyone want a guess cuz this is the prize 🍪

[nimble surge]

My character runs like a GTA 2 character

[neon acorn]

Clickbait 🥀

[west stirrup]

Grok please generate gta 6

[neon acorn]

@grok make me 4'9

Short life

[real peak]

Sacrifice transient for Kei truck early access

[tidal yew]

Told u 1000times that's just a dumb truck

[golden sundial]

Taxi work?

[tame holly]

nope just the weekly bonuses

• time trials

[golden sundial]

[tame holly]

guess i'm eating the cookie then since no one got it

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[sleek prism]

Well, I just use youtube to watch recipes or to fix things 🤷‍♂️

[silk shuttle]

this is a thumbnail from 2014 and you can not convince me otherwise

[ornate quartz]

@real peak I can come online

Start rn or Tommorow??

But have to go after 1:30 h

[real peak]

We can start with act 1 first if you want

[ornate quartz]

Do you want elite too??

In finale

??

@real peak I can do it rn but we can't complete act 1 today

[real peak]

I got all elite so it's fine

[real peak]

Yea complte whole thing will tatke a while

[ornate quartz]

We have to do prep tooo

Let's do it from tomorrow

[real peak]

Alright

[quartz dune]

is there a way to unlock all performance upgrades without ranking up and without an autoshop?

[ornate quartz]

Just buy car from someone

[quartz dune]

i already bought it

[ornate quartz]

Then idk just level yourself up

That only way

[eager agate]

should have bought an auto shop when it was on sale last week

[lime sigil]

Wasup my political incorrect racial epithets

Is this the vip channel?

[teal gale]

Goo goo ga ga

[olive lotus]

Wahhhhhhh

[fleet sluice]

[lavish mulch]

[fleet sluice]

playing gta gives me the inspiration to play rdr2 again until i remember i’d have to spend 20 minutes installing it and that’s just too much work

[lime sigil]

20min???

It's like an hour and a half

[lavish mulch]

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Fr.. took 4hrs to download gta v 🥹

[ornate quartz]

Bro I am making team to do doomsday cmm rpg only with @golden sundial and @tidal yew you in?

[sleek prism]

No, I'm still waiting motivation to play and Rockstar isnt helping me :D

Fuck those weeklies

[quartz dune]

didn't have the game on pc last week 💔

[lament frigate]

washed 🥀

[neon acorn]

You've been soaped up and spat out 🥀

[neon acorn]

Yeah I badly wanna replay RDR2

The game is really fun on pc

[nocturne fossil]

i played :D

thats the only game that would pull me away from gta

[hollow owl]

That's washed, I'm dead from drowning

[rain elbow]

I had the weirdest dream

I'm scared now

[nocturne fossil]

is it about gta?

[rain elbow]

Yes and then I called cheetah

to help me cope

[tidal yew]

No

[real peak]

Im out of game to play :5

And I might retire gta 5 for a while

[rancid parcel]

You said this yesterday

[real peak]

.>

[west stirrup]

Play resident evil 4

[real peak]

They on sale fallout 4...

[west stirrup]

No

[real peak]

Waiiii

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Black garden all to myself

[real peak]

Well...i mean..I will retire but...just dont know when

[rancid parcel]

Never

[real peak]

[rancid parcel]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

;_; at least let me rob ur vault

[rancid parcel]

Its full of Vigilantes be my guest

[real peak]

I mean...

I can respawnn...

Sooo...

I can easy boom boom shakalaka

Should I...

Idk..Im out of idea and there is no good game on steam :/

I blame @tidal yew for this

[tidal yew]

Why do I get blame for everything you do

[real peak]

Cuz ur expert veteran rocket

[tidal yew]

Retired

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

After 8 months of playing gta

I might be the first one to retire this soon

[real peak]

Fair fair

[tidal yew]

Fair nobody care

[real peak]

I dont

...but ur fur puppy

[tidal yew]

Bt you're black rose garden

[spice inlet]

[tidal yew]

Supp Harry

What ya doin

[spice inlet]

Sup, nothing much

[tidal yew]

Chief technician huh

[spice inlet]

Technology

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Delivery =w=

Also Junior Manager :>

[tidal yew]

[lime sigil]

What is the point of this channel?

[tidal yew]

To bully katto

[lime sigil]

Who's katto

[tidal yew]

@real peak

[lime sigil]

Oh

The one with a girl pfp

[tidal yew]

Yeh

[fierce mason]

to get away from gta online channel

[neon acorn]

Martol and Larzy have infected this channel 🥀

[fierce mason]

this channel is chill and far better to chat gta than the #gta-online

[fierce mason]

add transient in the list too

[neon acorn]

nope

[fierce mason]

yes

[neon acorn]

Whenever I look here you two are always here

🥀

[fierce mason]

and whereever i turn
larzy right there

[lime sigil]

So the vip channel

[fierce mason]

yes

although it has its own drama just like the other channel

[real peak]

[fierce mason]

also you can images/clips/video in this channel

[tidal yew]

Peter Parker reference

[lime sigil]

That's good

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

For example
@lime sigil
This is transietn driving

[tidal yew]

Ain't that you

[lime sigil]

I would love to see that in person

[tidal yew]

Don't encourage them

[fierce mason]

yes

i am purposely annoying transient since she claimed that i am an infection

[neon acorn]

Shitposting 🥀

[fierce mason]

smh
i aint no damn fungus

[lime sigil]

This channel is way to quiet

[neon acorn]

it used to be really active

but a lot of the active members left the server

so it’s really dead

[fierce mason]

there also the fact that some of us are taking a break from gta like me

[lime sigil]

Yesterday one with level 100 got banned

[lime sigil]

I usually play it again every 3 months

[fierce mason]

i last played during the mansion update

[neon acorn]

Idk who that was

[lime sigil]

With the new update you can say you work

[fierce mason]

i took a break because
A: There wasnt enough things for me to do
B: I am really busy with school work and can't afford to play gta like i used to
C: It's get tiring to grind

[lime sigil]

Vigi noob toreador or sum like that

[west stirrup]

Rip

[tidal yew]

Who?

[tidal yew]

That idiot isn't banned

[fierce mason]

Me?

[lime sigil]

Thought he was

[tidal yew]

Asked

Jk

[fierce mason]

This boy is older than me and transient and yet acts more like a teenager than me and transient

[lime sigil]

Why grind too, just play old heist with friends or kill cops until you die

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Because i am broke XD

[lime sigil]

Just be grinding kills what gta is meant to be

[tidal yew]

Its call living the life to fullest

[lime sigil]

Tell me, a week ago I had $200

Without thousands

[fierce mason]

You abuse cayo perico it seems like

[lime sigil]

Yup

[fierce mason]

also another problem
i have no friends to play

[tidal yew]

What am I then?! A potato?!?

[fierce mason]

beside larzy but me and him have such different timing

[lime sigil]

No wonder why

[tidal yew]

Just 2hr difference man

[fierce mason]

i was about to include you bro
and no you are not a potato
you are dumb

[fierce mason]

question
is your holiday on thursday?

[tidal yew]

Yeah

[fierce mason]

i have school on thursday

i am already dead by the time i get back from school

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Guess I gotta find a public holiday

[fierce mason]

anyways
@lime sigil here are some key things you should know in the mk2 chat
larzy and i are proffesinals and by proffesnial, we are both posses skills that no ordinary man has such my amazing pilot skills and larzy exposive tendancies
also somebody said it perfectly but anytime you see and larzy together, expect trouble because we are literally michael and trevor

[tidal yew]

Just to be sure I'm michael

[lime sigil]

More like ron and wade i think

[fierce mason]

you are DEFINITELY not michael

[tidal yew]

U have just 1 clip of me that's all

[fierce mason]

that cause i cant record remember?

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

Is that Tuna's clip

[fierce mason]

yes

who else to record than tuna
the best recorder in LS

[tidal yew]

All you guys have just one clip of me

[lime sigil]

Medal

[tidal yew]

U guys haven't seen me in action yet

[lime sigil]

That it's the dumbest clip I've ever seen

Not even randoms in heists do that

[sleek prism]

I think the crew session is the only time I have seen you in the game

[tidal yew]

Exactly

[fierce mason]

the laptop has 8gb of ram
it literally has a memory crisis

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Mikko however played with me a lot of times
He knows im good player

[tidal yew]

Caz I'm not random

[lime sigil]

Ram but you have disk space right?

[sleek prism]

Laptop.. 8gb.. burn it

[fierce mason]

larzy can record but awful

[neon acorn]

My ears…

[fierce mason]

hence awful

[tidal yew]

Yeh that also one time

[sleek prism]

Tanrseint

[tidal yew]

Check my other clip

[neon acorn]

hi okikm

[lime sigil]

Ok...

[tidal yew]

That wasn't like that

[fierce mason]

200 gb of storage is already used and i need to fix it

[lime sigil]

@tidal yew you good?

[tidal yew]

Wydm by that

[lime sigil]

How do you even destroy the velum

[tidal yew]

Caz martol was about to ride one

[sleek prism]

Fly bullet straight down, ez

[lime sigil]

Used to play with that space, it was hell

[fierce mason]

and that is why anytime you need flying
you need the greatest pilot in ls
me as well

[fierce mason]

yeah
i really need to unistall a lot of things to fix the fps

[lime sigil]

GTA alone already takes up more than half

[fierce mason]

in my case
if i install it
1/4 of my storage is gone

[lime sigil]

You guys sound like dumb and dumber

[fierce mason]

We are gta players
we are equally dumb

[lime sigil]

I can't imagine how many times you have failed heists

[fierce mason]

excuse me?
i never fail any heists ever
i only fail becuase larzy is invovled

[lime sigil]

And that counts

[fierce mason]

anytime larzy is involved

these always happen

[lime sigil]

That is absolutely your fault

[tidal yew]

That was you mf

[fierce mason]

It was according to my plan

[tidal yew]

Rpg was also my plan then

[fierce mason]

ah now we both making excuses

look
we can both agree
that i am a better player than you
we have more evidence to prove that i am better than you in everything beside driving

[lime sigil]

So it's not everything

[tidal yew]

Like I said I've never played seriously with you. So you don't know any of my skills yet

[fierce mason]

yes because my driving is awful

beyond awful
like so bad that larzy takes over the driving seat just everryone doesnt suffer

[fierce mason]

wait that what i also do XD

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

@neon acorn
Got a question
Tell nobody
How bad is my driving

[lime sigil]

I thought this was different than #gta-online

Ig not

[fierce mason]

tbf
mk2 can be summed as
drama mk2 but with images and clips to prove our point

[lime sigil]

What about prestige 1 channel

[fierce mason]

what that?

[lime sigil]

There's a secret channel when you reach prestige 1, right?

Is that more serious than this

The only thing i see here is

[fierce mason]

how are you even able to send gifs?

[tidal yew]

Downloaded ones you can I guess

[fierce mason]

oh yeah you can

[lime sigil]

You can send the link of them

[fierce mason]

how do i do it again?

[lime sigil]

Look for one in google and you just have to copy the link or the image

You can also copy the link from one in discord

Well no you can't

[spice inlet]

[lime sigil]

Sorry, it's easy to break the rules

[spice inlet]

Indeed

[lament frigate]

The

wait

video didn't post smh

[still bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

i can feel the emotions behind that mouse wobble

[hollow glade]

Prob have made close to this just in remote app sourcing lmao. I’d say it’s arguably the best feature of the ngl

[still bobcat]

ya for sure

[hollow glade]

Does help too having an easy extra 1m each warehouse with often sell lobbies

Now 2x when

[still bobcat]

ive only been selling in invite only

so missed out on like 10mil in bonus but

[hollow glade]

If I was solo I’d prob be doing the same

[still bobcat]

im not raising my cortisol level over special cargo

[hollow glade]

Ngl the profits I think are better than I thought. At minimum ur paying like a lil more if ur getting just one crate? But often ur getting 2 sometimes 3

Understandable

[spice inlet]

For sure it is!

[still bobcat]

ive had a 3 + special item accrue before

[spice inlet]

That's ultra rare

[still bobcat]

regardless even if they source 1 each, its 62500k profit

every 48 minuters

[hollow glade]

The only downside is u don’t get RP for the sources. But big upside is no boring missions, especially when they added the harder more elaborate ones

[tame holly]

Fuck the diving one

At least the autoshop one that they added is fast

[tame holly]

Rip that gt2 driver race

[hollow glade]

The one that’s like 2 feet away from logistics? That’s like the only good one

[tame holly]

Hey at least its always one van

+always in the city

[autumn grail]

I would fall asleep if i fly that thing too

[fierce mason]

cant even blame you
that sale mission is boring!

there nothing interesting the entire way
no cops to evade, no enemies coming at you

[broken musk]

Time to hop into GTAO after several weeks of not playing, I wonder what my bank balance is at

Bruh tf is ts? Firefighters and paper routes?

Forklift operators?

Ts is turning into sims 4

At least I got to punch Felipe for the first time in weeks

[broken musk]

Awww they fixed the trophy glitch

[still bobcat]

what trophy glitch

[broken musk]

The mansion trophy glitch, used to be able to get any trophy or plaque without needing to unlock it

[real peak]

Me homee

[real peak]

Like allow to put all the tropy you never complete yet on wall for you

They fixed it

[broken musk]

It will never happen

[west stirrup]

Jumpscare

[broken musk]

At least I’m still rich

Cannot take that from me

My cars on the other hand… some of them I’m a bit concerned that they will be stolen by rsg

[tame holly]

Im omw to do a mansion raid on your mansion

Need that money

[broken musk]

Low quality emote

[real peak]

Really

You go alone?

[broken musk]

Get your own money

Mine is not for stealing

[real peak]

Let me join him to raid ur vault too

[broken musk]

That’s it. I’m leaving this country

Moving to Cayman Islands

[tame holly]

Sure 50/50 ?

[broken musk]

The money is already loaded up onto a jet

[real peak]

Nah you can get 80%, I just gonna shave his hair

[broken musk]

Nothing left in the vault

[broken musk]

Several jets in the case of the gold

Wouldn’t be able to take off the ground in one jet with the amount of gold I have

[still bobcat]

why is he not orange

[broken musk]

Was the best I could do with the preset heritages that rockstar gives us to choose from

[still bobcat]

ah i see, none of the face paints in the shop are the full face

was thinking you could do something like this if the full face was an option

[real peak]

I think use skin color and pale

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

That's y you're character looks dumb

[still bobcat]

what are you on about epic games

[brittle hatch]

leak next dlc where we fight a giant faber confirmed

[real peak]

[tame holly]

Finally our arsenal of military vehicles will be put to use

[hollow owl]

Yes

The battle of the Glitch God's

[sleek prism]

Boss fights
Oppressor Mk II

[lime sigil]

And agent 14 brings us the oppressor mk3 with clifford ai

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

sums up my experience with epic games

this is why epic games is shit

[nocturne fossil]

whats ur experience with epic

although steam was a better option epic didnt cause me many issues so iam not complaining

i bet epic must be talking about rapid fire bugs as boss battles

[sturdy tapir]

I use epic, because clean installs always,

no saved shit like steam does

[nocturne fossil]

true epic is so basic and bland

i never had much technical issues with it either

its a game launcher and it did its job

[teal gale]

Why do people even hate it

Gives out so many free games it's crazy

[nocturne fossil]

just following the trend of hating ig xd

[real peak]

I totally..

0 clue

Of

[teal gale]

Yes?

[real peak]

I mean...

Yea Im dum kat, sorry

Ehem...just dont know what to do in gta lol

[nocturne fossil]

true dat :)

[eager agate]

only heard that people hate the performance using it

[nocturne fossil]

thats bs

my 12year old laptop ran fine with epic for 5years of running gta

[nocturne fossil]

firetruck missions

[real peak]

Gonna ram into ur vault, steal ur kat then drive away

[nocturne fossil]

no seriously try survivals those are the best

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have :(

[teal gale]

grief

[nocturne fossil]

griefers

[real peak]

I cant do it, it didnt let me do that

;_;

[ornate quartz]

@real peak hiii

[ornate quartz]

Let's do rpg only doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

well i had someone blow himself up with grenades and rpgs xd

apparently i came infront of him and he went kaboom

[real peak]

Hello

Its 12:30 am, u are late

[nocturne fossil]

we have the same time except its pm for me xd

what region?

[ornate quartz]

11pm here i just come home well we can start Tommorow

[ornate quartz]

Was he rpg expert??

[nocturne fossil]

no wasnt larzy

larzy is pro

what are some decent clothing in the game

i rarely try outfits

[lime sigil]

Try looking for casual outfits

Like something you would wear irl

It's rare to see anything that isn't military or "tryhard"

[nocturne fossil]

iam not new lol iam just looking for some ideas

[merry marsh]

i personally create different outfits depending on activities im doing and what im driving

[nocturne fossil]

try something casual, irl stuff is something ive done before

[merry marsh]

so a nice suit when driving a supercar, a biker outfit when driving my non sports motorcycles, cowboy outfit for all terrain vehicles and so on

[nocturne fossil]

i was thinking about buying earrings for my male characters

after many years

[lime sigil]

That's an idea

[lime sigil]

Well, idk then

[nocturne fossil]

yall got the cat mask from halloween?

imma remake an outfit with this mask

since enhanced got that nice glow now for the eyes

not sure why i had nightvision on that sniper scope

[fierce mason]

Tbf
If it multiplayer games
I am fine with it because they do the job
Its singleplayer that i am annoyed with

Still, in my experience
Better have epic installed
THe free games can sometimes be really good
And gta online was one of those free games

[nocturne fossil]

iam talking about online games mostly

single player prolly better on steam

[fleet sluice]

guy blames me for him messaging up and says a random would be better, blocks me, finds a random and fails then unblocks me and apologizes asking for help again… great community

[nocturne fossil]

then you block him back

if you help him u might be at fault too

[fleet sluice]

i mean i told him not to shoot the guard

he did it anyway

[fierce mason]

then its fine

It does the job

[long cobalt]

lol

[lament frigate]

Can you not job warp in preps anymore?

[untold dock]

you can

[lament frigate]

I tried to do it with random quick job and it didn't work

I don't have to be the host right

[keen lance]

I think you do

And last time I tried it didn’t work with a associate either

Might be my timing that’s wrong tho

[untold dock]

can you elaborate on what exactly you did

[keen lance]

Quick job random start hangar source then join from map

Just the problem was that the jobs weren’t on the map

[untold dock]

yeah that works as host at least

dunno if it works as associate for hangar

[keen lance]

No I mean I was the ceo but I had an associate

[ornate quartz]

Does cargo get teleported with you???

[keen lance]

No

[untold dock]

no

[keen lance]

U can tp to cargo but u gotta drive back even if its in ur inventory

[ornate quartz]

Oh i see

Ty

Was thinking to use this

@untold dock can you come online??

[untold dock]

i am online

[ornate quartz]

Need help with tier 4 Gerald