gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

i cant shoot while in vigi

[nocturne fossil]

the npcs are built diff in gta xd

[real peak]

Oh nyo

Its Ceylon

[nocturne fossil]

oh no xd

[real peak]

[lost lily]

oops wrong house

[real peak]

Lol

All of epic just to get wrong house

[nocturne fossil]

its kinda crazy how easy it is to control the scramjet or toreador after u deal with the vigilante

scramjet tho is wildfire

[eager agate]

that is certainly a way to get in a car ✍️

[nocturne fossil]

u can do with trucks too

i always get yelled at by my friends tho

[lost lily]

scram on easy mode

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813461673495101510.webp?size=48

[nocturne fossil]

deluxo without missiles

never used the missiles on it xd

i like how videos are more viewable now for broke people like me

[alpine basin]

No way we have people speedrunning mail deliveries already
I did ALL 20 of them on the bike man, I didn't know you could use a pv

[real peak]

[lost lily]

airstrike

[spice inlet]

how do you swap so quickly man

[real peak]

Numb key

Hotkey I mean

[spice inlet]

Ah yea, thats easy

[west stirrup]

6th attempt and i can't open this fucking thing

[real peak]

[rancid parcel]

Use your hands

[west stirrup]

Very funny

[rancid parcel]

Your welcome

[real peak]

I mean..

You need to: Kneel down -> use hands to open the box

It's not that hard :/

[eager agate]

the box or the boxer?

[west stirrup]

Useless

Thanks!

[plucky burrow]

Where?

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

What

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

Look

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

I show something

[rancid parcel]

No

[hollow owl]

[lavish mulch]

maybe

[still bobcat]

im gonna crash out if i see another moose man in my feed

[lavish mulch]

[hollow owl]

Yesss

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[hollow owl]

Used my remaining 1.4k orbs for nitro

[plucky burrow]

Me?

[hollow owl]

Yes me

[plucky burrow]

🫎

I'm a horse

Not a moose

[hollow owl]

That's a moose

[plucky burrow]

U

[rancid parcel]

Thats a deer

[plucky burrow]

That's a valkyrie

[hollow owl]

Need to update this

[rancid parcel]

Thats a free bald cut about to bestow upon you

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Actually I probably won't

Same with

[rancid parcel]

@regal gate what did you do to deserve this 😭

[hollow owl]

This was back in September or smth idk

Lemme check the lore

Probably all the times she kept trolling me smh

[hollow owl]

October

The 12th

At 11:33pm

[spice inlet]

Where's my friend Valkyrie

Will he show up when the next DLC drops...

[alpine basin]

do I has one? :D

I feel like I would

[spice inlet]

It would be :no-magic:

[alpine basin]

most of the stuff I do can be done, thought a series of very expansive steps anyone has access too

for the stuff that isn't most, no

[real peak]

Soloing cargo warehouse again..

[alpine basin]

oh yea we have a sale today don't we

[real peak]

I think so

[alpine basin]

I haven't done a full sale in the past 2 weeks of sales basically, one week was too laggy for me to start anything and the 2nd was just me helping people

Im sitting on literally full everything including almost a full vehicle warehouse by now, haven't even sold NC even though its solo

[real peak]

3 blue planes in sandy shore airfield solo...

[lost lily]

should i put hsw on tampa gt or sell it

[plucky burrow]

Put hsw and sell it

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1051489792300429332.webp?size=48&animated=true

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[alpine basin]

The tampa gt is pretty solid with hsw, although I really wonder why they wanted to make it so rally like

Its like they took the suspension of a trophy truck and slammed it onto a muscle car for some reason, it does really well off road as well in some areas

[tidal yew]

What ya doin

[alpine basin]

pretty sure hes hitting you with a baseball bat 💔

[tidal yew]

Pass on to you

[alpine basin]

bold to assume I can feel pain anymore

[tidal yew]

No kei truck

[plucky burrow]

Oh really?

[alpine basin]

I have a kei truck

[plucky burrow]

Let's do cayo b2b

Test that pain tolerance of yours

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure you are losing the endurance test but Im unsure if its worth doing as my stats will get tainted more than they already are cursed

[plucky burrow]

[alpine basin]

as long as you host it, ruin your stats Im good with it, I have nothing to do until crew session starts

[plucky burrow]

I don't even have gta

[alpine basin]

Do I really have to pull up the clips that show you very well so owning gta, and playing it

[real peak]

Finished 3 planes by myself

[spice inlet]

looking forward to the sale session today, you wanna do some races or smth (and maybe show me the unreleased Itali Classic... 🫣 )

[plucky burrow]

That's blackmail

[real peak]

Demote @spice inlet

[spice inlet]

[alpine basin]

blackmail is threatening to give away vital information
I've already done that part so its not blackmail

[plucky burrow]

Wasn't you the guy that applied twice

[spice inlet]

applied twice for...

[plucky burrow]

Modder

[spice inlet]

no lmao

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

No

[plucky burrow]

What happened to that dude

[hollow owl]

But i can make one

[plucky burrow]

It has to be u

[spice inlet]

I just got to know there was one more Harry...

[alpine basin]

This one? Im not really a car person so I uh, don't know how it would look to be up to standard

[spice inlet]

I applied once only and got it! 😁

[spice inlet]

yup this one

[plucky burrow]

Lemme dig up the archives

[spice inlet]

do it

[hollow owl]

[spice inlet]

im curious to know this other Harry..

[alpine basin]

lots of customization you can do plus the missile lock on jammer

[hollow owl]

Idk how many ppl wanted me to be mod but I'm gnna say I got the most

[spice inlet]

26 different categories, damnn

[tidal yew]

Its dumb truck

[real peak]

3 TRUCK AGAINNN!!!

[alpine basin]

you mean the spam bot that sends a stickers to #gta-online who hasn't been reset in level yet for flooding chat really slowly?

[tidal yew]

At least we know someone feels pain

[real peak]

4x 3truck now

[spice inlet]

Damn, was he that crazy

[tidal yew]

You're lucky

Hope you get 3 trucks always

[alpine basin]

Look at the message history for "epicharry", hes calmed down since its been 5 days but his entire message history besides like 3 - 4 messages are all stickers

[spice inlet]

👀

[alpine basin]

[spice inlet]

lmao

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

I finished all

4x 3 truck and 1x 3 planes

[tidal yew]

I'm tom I'm immortal

[real peak]

NO GIANT PLANE NOR BOAT

[tidal yew]

I hope you get that too

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Please god let katto suffer more

[real peak]

feckuuuuuu!!!

[plucky burrow]

I give up

[tidal yew]

On fubuki?

[tidal yew]

Fecccccccccku to

[real peak]

49mil now

[tidal yew]

[regal gate]

probably when i trolled them with their own role lmao

[real peak]

And I finally got boat...to delivery 3 special cargo...

[alpine basin]

thank you for getting all this money for me for when I come to steal it "borrow"

[rancid parcel]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

for 450k...

[tidal yew]

Why you not in public session

[alpine basin]

the boat is probably worth more 💔

[tidal yew]

I could've helped you

[tidal yew]

Oi dumb truck. U can join the private sessions right?

What would it take to join the private session of katto and destroying his boat

[alpine basin]

very little

I'd be easy but Im not a meanie

[tidal yew]

Do it. I'll buy kei truck then

[alpine basin]

I don't want you to have the kei truck

[tidal yew]

Got saved by tortur.....ahem luxury

[hollow owl]

[tidal yew]

Boss man

[hollow owl]

I need to yap to get off rank 67

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

How come my rank is more then you

[hollow owl]

Wat

!lvl @tidal yew

[golden ravine]

larzy19

XP: 582528
Level: 97
Progress: 768/11880
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 242

GTA Online · Jan 30, 2026, 11:08 AM

[alpine basin]

Probably because you have less levels

[hollow owl]

...

!lvl @hollow owl

[golden ravine]

untraceable69420

XP: 1582431
Level: 160
Progress: 17871/19440
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 67

GTA Online · Jan 30, 2026, 11:08 AM

[rancid parcel]

Touch grass holy

[hollow owl]

Dumbo

I just did for 2 weeks

I gain 2k xp a day now

That's like

Ass

[alpine basin]

their statement is correct but they probably had the wrong idea, their rank is infact more than yours, as you have a lower rank

[tidal yew]

U didn't said global rank

[rancid parcel]

Minecraft grass doesnt count

[hollow owl]

I was watching a dog for 2 weeks

2 weeks and 1 day*

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

What rank would I be on about

[hollow owl]

[tidal yew]

My brain is not braning at the moment

[rancid parcel]

What the-

What's this supposed to mean?

[hollow owl]

May have pressed the wrong emoji

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

I didn't have melondie on my favs

[rancid parcel]

Excuses

[hollow owl]

Imma make more

[rancid parcel]

:/

[hollow owl]

I will become what shark has done

[rancid parcel]

A scammer?

[alpine basin]

[hollow owl]

Except that I will look like a MelonBubbles fan

[hollow owl]

No

I am no scammer

[rancid parcel]

You said you'll become what Shark has done

Shark scams

[real peak]

Holy 97 already??

[hollow owl]

Wdym already

He's been here for nearly a year

[real peak]

He been lazy for a year I see

[alpine basin]

I think I need to up my messages to get up, Im not doing so good myself

[spice inlet]

!lvl @spice inlet

[golden ravine]

harrryy.h

XP: 104421
Level: 40
Progress: 1461/5040
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 1093

GTA Online · Jan 30, 2026, 11:14 AM

[spice inlet]

damn

[hollow owl]

On mobile* I have sent 100k+ messages

[rancid parcel]

Weak.

[hollow owl]

Lvl 150 Athena when

[real peak]

Oh I can't send in here

[rancid parcel]

Idk

I'm touching grass diligently

[hollow owl]

Do i need to expose

[rancid parcel]

No

[alpine basin]

do me, lester hasn't spoken to me in a while :(

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

!lvl wal1away

[golden ravine]

wal1away

XP: 2571153
Level: 205
Progress: 12993/24840
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 29

GTA Online · Jan 30, 2026, 11:15 AM

[rancid parcel]

I have server dm disabled so no Lester molester

[spice inlet]

get that prestige man wall

[hollow owl]

I meant with the emojis

I am dum

[rancid parcel]

No kidding.

[hollow owl]

[spice inlet]

man ur profile effect is amazing trace

[hollow owl]

So nice to me icl

Ty

[rancid parcel]

Your welcome

[hollow owl]

I missed my banner

So i uses my last orbs

[rancid parcel]

I don't

[hollow owl]

Ty

[spice inlet]

I need discord style pfps, like the ones discord uses, all those different cartoonish characters. idk where to find them

[real peak]

Google =w=

[hollow owl]

Mine are all stolen

[rancid parcel]

Pick a pfp matching a avatar decor its easy

[spice inlet]

what makes you think I didn't do it already...

[rancid parcel]

Pick a decor first

[spice inlet]

ohh, do a reverse google search?

[real peak]

Then you can tell chat gpt to make it become discord pfp for u

[spice inlet]

imma tell nano banana to do it!

[hollow owl]

I picked the angel one cuz of another pfp iirc

Also, why is the add friend button so big now

[real peak]

Just bought new decor and totally suit without need nitro lol

[spice inlet]

iirc it has always been like that

[hollow owl]

I recently found a new pfp

[real peak]

Ngl, I love this purple rose decor discored now

❤️

[hollow owl]

For the 3rd of feb I'll use my og pfp for the week

Athena is gone

Expose time

!lvl commander.angel

[golden ravine]

commander.angel

XP: 940758
Level: 123
Progress: 11118/15000
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 152

GTA Online · Jan 30, 2026, 11:24 AM

[real peak]

123

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

Bruh

U supposed to be outside

Go outside

[rancid parcel]

No

[hollow owl]

Alr

[rancid parcel]

Sell out.

[hollow owl]

No I'm not

[rancid parcel]

Yes u are

[hollow owl]

I only disbanded mmi in November

[rancid parcel]

Without anyone knowing

Sell out.

[hollow owl]

You were there

[rancid parcel]

No iam not

[hollow owl]

[real peak]

Level Athena has been leaked

[tidal yew]

You still in game?

[real peak]

Yes

[hollow owl]

Then who is this

[rancid parcel]

Photoshopped

Nice try

[hollow owl]

Actually it could've been Valkyrie

So

Your kinda right

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[hollow owl]

I have never used photoshop

Idek if I can on my A53

I should get breakfast

[tidal yew]

What's the time zone?

Its 5pm here

[hollow owl]

11:30am

[real peak]

6:30 pm here

It's night time

[rancid parcel]

Do your homework

[hollow owl]

Who

Not in school anymore so can't be me

[real peak]

Gonna take a shower

Heh

[tidal yew]

Ohhh right you're 20days holiday started

Guess I'm the only who is at work

[real peak]

Not start yet

[tidal yew]

Feccccccccccck u n your 20days holidays @real peak

[real peak]

GET JEALOUS, FECKK UUUU!!

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

I said this yet I did smth else

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Back from hot showerrrr

[tidal yew]

Ssly like you gotta tell everything u doin!!?

[versed lintel]

yes

[tidal yew]

Thank god u don't tell us like....

Inhaling air now...... hmm exhaling now

[real peak]

Cuz I busy shaving Larzy's dog fur

Soo can't talk rn

[west stirrup]

What

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Same been busy whole day cutting and shaving the whole black rose garden

[sleek prism]

[tidal yew]

Don't edit mikko

[nocturne fossil]

bro wat

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

My game crashed while doing fire fighter stuff :(

[real peak]

[sleek prism]

Driving "fire"truck when it has water in it

[mortal terrace]

[still bobcat]

doing platinum meteori

[real peak]

@ornate quartz

You online?

[tidal yew]

No one saw that

[real peak]

Blehhh

@hollow owl can you help me with newbie guy to finish act 3 finale?

[tidal yew]

He doesn't have pc as far as I know

[real peak]

YOU SON OF A!!!

[hollow owl]

...

Do you have short term memory or any type of memory

[real peak]

Larzy told me to asked u

TILL HE SAID U DON'T HAVE PC

@tidal yew I swear you are good fishing bait for shark on the sea

[hollow owl]

I have a pc that I found in the street, I just need ram and a power cable

[real peak]

Raid the shop

[tidal yew]

Wtfff?!?!?

[hollow owl]

But I did find a full Ryzen stuff for 220

[real peak]

steal ram and power supply then flee

[tidal yew]

When did I said to ask Tracy u dumb kat

[real peak]

Oh

I was mistake

tee-hee

[tidal yew]

Accusation

[real peak]

[golden sundial]

Wait, it just occurred to me, have you found a way to verify if these components work to begin with?

[hollow owl]

Nope

[golden sundial]

[hollow owl]

Im getting this soon anyways

That inc ram and the og boxes except the og ram boxes

[neon acorn]

Hey guys

[hollow owl]

Helo

[real peak]

Hello transient

[quaint belfry]

Ram? Who has that

[west stirrup]

Dodge

[tidal yew]

Good one

[real peak]

[spice inlet]

So you'll become a pc player?

[hollow owl]

[versed lintel]

is that a no

[hollow owl]

No

Its a yes

[versed lintel]

so a no

[hollow owl]

No

[versed lintel]

aw

so no pc

[spice inlet]

last I checked a nod means yes

[versed lintel]

last i checked i wasn’t talking to you

jk

ily hary

[spice inlet]

I just discovered something about MMI but can't say it here, I'm surprised tho

[hollow owl]

What

[versed lintel]

the mmi server is wild apparently

like

very

[hollow owl]

Seen it first hand

[tender lichen]

MMI is the Valut Tec of GTA

[versed lintel]

i never looked into that server once

i was in there for emojis

[hollow owl]

Same

It's more of a bigman type place if ykyk

[versed lintel]

😭😭

def

[spice inlet]

the server yes lmao, they're calling me harry potter already...

[hollow owl]

I see yeah

Lmao

[tidal yew]

[spice inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-tom-and-jerry-confusion-gif-18174526

[real peak]

Quite cold tonight

[still bobcat]

Gonna go get forklift certified

[regal gate]

yapper

[spice inlet]

btw what 'bonus award' will we after completing 25 firetruck works?

[still bobcat]

outfit

[real peak]

It's not good than casino firefighter outfit

[spice inlet]

uhh

[celest wyvern]

Or a hello, depending the situation

[real peak]

I mean..

[spice inlet]

rightt

[hollow owl]

Probs some money

Idk and I won't do it

Cba

[celest wyvern]

The correct choice

[hollow owl]

Only thing that is semi wanting me to go on gtao is to join random races and get annoyed at the ppl spinning me out

Or me exploding in a f2f

[real peak]

First...

Get da pc

[tidal relic]

[hollow owl]

I have one, I just want to get new parts for it

[tidal relic]

@plucky burrow lets take this channel over

[hollow owl]

You can't

Not possible

[real peak]

If buy not work
we can rob

[hollow owl]

We took over this chat back in March 2025

[tidal relic]

U aint took shit

[spice inlet]

No football here

[tidal relic]

Me and lumbago will take over

[spice inlet]

🔫

[tidal relic]

Oleg will help us

[hollow owl]

Whos leg

[spice inlet]

and which one?

[tidal relic]

Ru joking?

U actually made me mad

[hollow owl]

Our medical experts have ran through your diagnosis and concluded that you suffer a terminal case of skill issue

[tidal relic]

Really☹️

[past gazelle]

poor marco

[golden sundial]

Damn we stealing jokes now

[spice inlet]

I like that joke

[hollow owl]

Awww I was waiting for u to show up

Yes I stole it

[spice inlet]

good jokes are meant to be stolen....if a joke isn't stolen then its a bad joke!

[hollow owl]

Everything i say is stolen mostly

[tidal relic]

💀

Did u also steal the

Seal german

[spice inlet]

Yes, that results in your frontal lobe development rate to be in negative

[hollow owl]

No

[spice inlet]

its fine every tottenham fan goes through this

[tidal relic]

I aint no tottenham fan

@drowsy ocean look at this absurdness

[hollow owl]

Never watched footbal on my own terms

[tidal relic]

U would get out of breath from watching

[tidal yew]

Stinky

[still bobcat]

[tidal relic]

W8 isnt this supposed to be a gta channel

[spice inlet]

how does it look

[tidal relic]

@hollow owl see im taking over

[hollow owl]

It's confusing rn but mostly

[still bobcat]

gotta check it out

[spice inlet]

its pro-gta

[tidal relic]

Trace aint no pro

[spice inlet]

I was talking about the channel...

[tidal relic]

Oh

@hollow owl fix this

[hollow owl]

L

[celest wyvern]

Man i can't read that

[still bobcat]

Amazing

[tidal relic]

Whould i teach u dutch

[tidal relic]

This looks like ur a trashcoentn

[celest wyvern]

Hell yeah, Mr. Pooks

[still bobcat]

I'm not a trashcoentn I'm forklift certified

[storm nimbus]

Now do it 19 more times

[still bobcat]

I will, not tonight

[spice inlet]

he ran out of tolerance

[still bobcat]

no its 3am

plus im going to become a volunteer at the los santos fire dept.

[real peak]

[still bobcat]

wait you can use your RCV? thats good

[real peak]

Yes

But...it same speed soo...Idk

[still bobcat]

not that im trustied with driving an rcv

[real peak]

okay...civilans driving and like to crashing into me

:/

What's going on here

[tidal yew]

Everyone is trying to be MMI

We got a new ceo of MMI now

Tracy gave my lawyer job to someone he just meet

Can't believe he did that

[spice inlet]

let me take over

[ornate quartz]

Bad timing was busy today

[real peak]

Rip

[opal rock]

Footbal

[hollow owl]

Yes

[opal rock]

No

Ball they kick a ball

BALL

[spice inlet]

its soccer guys

[hollow owl]

I don't kick balls

[eager agate]

"Americans~" - Bogdan

[spice inlet]

chill guys I'm not American

its sarcasm

[plucky burrow]

I'm American

[plucky burrow]

Bogdan

[real peak]

Half way to 100 mil

53mil nowww

X_X

[tidal yew]

May your game crashes

[real peak]

Already on bed

[tidal yew]

N your black rose garden's gonna be bald soon

[real peak]

Same as ur puppy in ur mansion

[tidal yew]

Good night

[real peak]

Good night

[hollow owl]

Who pinged me and said I needed to get forklift certified

Cuz i did it earlier today

[copper shoal]

Fütbal

Or fusbal

[real peak]

Soo...

[nocturne fossil]

Sooo....

[lavish mulch]

it's ball kick get it right

[real peak]

Should I...

[nocturne fossil]

i heard someone got the big money

[real peak]

Me

53mil =w=

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[lavish mulch]

i got 100 mili

[nocturne fossil]

can i have half of it?

[real peak]

[real peak]

Can I have half of it?

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

all hail the mk1

[real peak]

To heaven

[lavish mulch]

[stoic sage]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2017136950302646326

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FxTwitter · Jan 30, 2026, 7:25 AM

[hollow owl]

[lavish mulch]

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil bro need first person doomsday cmm

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

there is no first person achivement

that would be quite a challenge ngl

i did it for apt heists

[ornate quartz]

In how many turn we could do it if there was one

[nocturne fossil]

the apt one can be retried as many times as possible

so with that logic for doomsday i would say many times?

i mean ddcmm in fp is tough ngl

possible ofc

[covert atlas]

I prefer doing Doomsday and most heists in first person

Except for when I’m fighting the Juggs then I go 3rd person

[nocturne fossil]

u can kill the juggs in first person

[covert atlas]

You can yeah I just prefer 3rd person and use Minigun

[nocturne fossil]

no reason todo the latter

first person is a bit slow for me and i can see less

[covert atlas]

The opposite for me. 3rd person is too slow and clunky movement wise

[nocturne fossil]

pc players use tab run

its faster than fp

[turbid turtle]

is there anything worth using this discount voucher on?

[nocturne fossil]

longfin?

[covert atlas]

You can actually run faster in 3rd person with that yeah but I don’t really care for that in Doomsday. I care more for the responsiveness and agility in 1st person.

Especially with how many Rapid fires occur

[nocturne fossil]

if u go fast enough through the corridors and start shoot u wont have issues

letting them pile up and get ready is what causes it

[covert atlas]

I’ve still gotten rapid fired a decent amount of times even when speedrunning through the place as fast as I can

[nocturne fossil]

are u using freeaim or assisted?

[covert atlas]

Depends on my mood. It’s like 50/50

But I mostly just spam RPG or Grenade Launcher anyways

Run through the place

[nocturne fossil]

ofc getting rapidfired is inevitable no matter how fast it can be done

[covert atlas]

Yeah of course. Just saying I prefer first person for that reason

[nocturne fossil]

iam assuming thats only with juggs

there is no reason todo so otherwise

the juggs near the spikestrips when u park the barrage, the one that comes on the entrace of the silo and the finale set near the gas tank

other than that i always use AP or carbine

maybe a grenade to quick reload

[covert atlas]

I use Minigun for Juggs and just RPG spam the other NPCs

After the I kill the first 4 Juggs I just take cover on the wall and spam grenade launcher into the room full of NPCs

[nocturne fossil]

thats the advantage of fp u can spam rpg

in third person i gotta rely on headshot

i mean thats pretty fair for console

[nocturne fossil]

this is what i would do to prevant my friends dying during a normal run or cmm

but if i was playing with other people i would just blow them away with pump shotty exp or rpg spam

[covert atlas]

That’s fair

[nocturne fossil]

but ofc its console so fair

iam sure with PC you'll outperform limitations on console

[west stirrup]

RGL is nearly back to being extremely annoying

[nocturne fossil]

its broken on both gta and rdr jeez

hard to navigate though but not impossible but very annoying nonetheless

[untold dock]

today i am feeling extra stupid

so it's time for heists with randoms

too cold to pvp

[golden sundial]

Make sure it's prison break

[turbid turtle]

[untold dock]

ok and the host is a cheater

cool

left instantly

fuck you

[turbid turtle]

[untold dock]

i was driving my vigi and the host teleported me to him but i kept my momentum so i just flew into the middle of the sea

too bad obs wasn't running

[turbid turtle]

I'd leave too

[nocturne fossil]

seems like cheaters have increased a bit more

ofc they keep increasing

but i noticed alot in lfg now

doing modded heists and stuff i had to leave alot of them

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

iam kinda forced to use an alt now

cant even risk my main acc for tis

unless iam hosting my own stuff

[untold dock]

now i can't even find anything to join

10 minutes in quick join and nada

[nocturne fossil]

it worked for me early today within about 4mins

its just random and wonky

[nocturne fossil]

i should as the average time too

[untold dock]

pac vans

oh boy this is going to be good

of course i'm driver too

lettuce see

ok well

i stole a car next to the van and the door of the car hit the van

lol

[nocturne fossil]

thats the type of stuff happening to me lol

[untold dock]

2nd try

[untold dock]

i got out of the boat on signal immediately and i lost avi??

what the fuck

he didn't get out of the boat, just changed objective to rescue avi

so of course the randoms got in the boat and drove off with it

now we're gonna run out of time because they can't lose the cops

[turbid turtle]

that sounds like my average experience with randoms

[untold dock]

if the game behaved avi would have just gotten out of the boat and followed me like normal

so the randoms couldn't steal him

[turbid turtle]

I usually wait right in front of the door until the island is cleared, so I end up driving the boat with Avi. Then I go around the nearest reef, beach the boat, jump off, and just hope the randoms don't steal the heli

[untold dock]

i triggered the cutscene far before the randoms even got to the island

[turbid turtle]

sometimes you can't win

[untold dock]

the truck was destroyed

classic

why do they keep doing it

i don't get it

time for pac finale with randoms

honestly they've been pretty solid besides destroying the truck 3 times xd

[turbid turtle]

enjoy

[untold dock]

we'll see

ok nice instantly killed all hostages lmao

there goes elite

[turbid turtle]

I think they want to use the noose van

[untold dock]

no need to control the crowd when the crowd is fucking dead

[primal sluice]

task failed successfully

[golden sundial]

The crowd is controlled permanently

[untold dock]

they can't follow the getaway route

checkpoints too hard

they follow me but they don't understand what i do or why i do it

this is hopeless

i can hear their fail timer

but they cannot seem to comprehend the issue

the host ragequit

[turbid turtle]

I tried finish the pacifc finale for 2 hours with randoms yesterday

[untold dock]

idk how these people work

like you fail for the same reason for 6 times in a row and can't figure out the issue

[turbid turtle]

I don't know either

I had the same issue yesterday

[untold dock]

well, second team managed to get to the bikes

then instantly died

[jagged jewel]

Bud 10hrs in gta?

[untold dock]

ok

yay we did it

had a fun 5 minutes sniping police choppers from the mountain

[real peak]

Rawrrrrrr

Need team for elite apartmen heistttt

Its difficult than cmm

[turbid turtle]

it is more difficult to find people to do the challenges with

[real peak]

Must have elite shirt

So I dont have to touch it again

[turbid turtle]

what about t4 kuruma?

[real peak]

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1186293701090218084.webp?size=48

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1088142229211721989.webp?size=64&animated=true

[real peak]

I wann...

[rancid parcel]

Overrated

[lost lily]

sour grapes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1088142229211721989.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

I just realized this potato isnt using an emoji 💀

[real peak]

He has secret way

[alpine basin]

not everyone can afford to pay a nickel and dime for nitro 💔

[rancid parcel]

No one is poor here Wall..

They can all afford gta

[alpine basin]

I am

[rancid parcel]

[alpine basin]

[real peak]

I got gee tee eey for free

Im broke

Same like @alpine basin

Gonna starve to death

[alpine basin]

eat a p and q

[rancid parcel]

The computer + phone + internet is non existent then

Bonus the Nitro

[real peak]

Become jungle man

[rancid parcel]

[real peak]

7 days left before holiday begin

20 days off

[alpine basin]

but aren't you starving though :(

how are you going to last 7 days

[real peak]

D:

Oh nyo

[alpine basin]

you can has one of my snacks, its alright

[real peak]

How the fu---

I mean...yea I will take it

[alpine basin]

don't eat it all right now, its gotta last at least 3 days

[real peak]

D:

Should I raid a store judt to rob food but money?

[alpine basin]

why'd you eat them all 💔

[real peak]

Because Im hungryyyyyy

Its delicious

[teal gale]

Does gta+ not boost anything this week

[real peak]

[turbid turtle]

pay to lose

[alpine basin]

How it works:
They give you a bonus for the whole month, and during one of the weeks, you get a stacked bonus for the weekly that goes with gta+, so customer cars was for now, the peak of gta+ benefits this month

Obviously you still have autoshop contracts and customer vehicles on x2 for now but its not x4 for client cars

x4 on odd jobs woulda been quite decent actually had it also been a benefit, that'd be a little under ~120k to ~150k

[teal gale]

oh so just autoshop 2x til when

4th Feb?

[real peak]

Till end of the month

[alpine basin]

yup

although this event is the next in line for valentines day, its a multiple option test you get to take in various parts of the map

[teal gale]

I think you got a flat tire

[real peak]

Valentine day??

Time to use tommy gun

[lost lily]

that's a lot of ||diabeetus||

[real peak]

Still dont know how she can tie him on the tree cuz he buff doe

[alpine basin]

really, because it sounds like it was one hell of a time for him 😆

you can do nothing, rob him, then untie him, kill him, untie him, or simply leave the area
its an event that runs for 10 minutes once it starts

[tidal yew]

We change the colour's of those pants

[alpine basin]

he has a lot of different models

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

nice cinematic fps

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

would you rob this guy?

Since you like beating people with a bat

[rancid parcel]

Gta+ user

[tidal yew]

If he's wearing those boxers definitely

[alpine basin]

what do you like his boxers?

[tidal yew]

Nooooo makes me lose my mind just by looking at them

If he got plain boxers then I might not beat him

Bt hearts

[turbid turtle]

[tidal yew]

Feccccccccccccccxck uuyy

[alpine basin]

thats all he ever has, he never spawns in with pants or a shirt, its either shoes or no shoes + boxers

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813461673495101510.webp?size=48

[tidal yew]

Yeh im not doin that mission. I wanna keep my mental peace

[tidal yew]

See this piece of sht

[turbid turtle]

that's a random event

[alpine basin]

you would miss out on the awards for it?

[tidal yew]

I mean just ewwww

[tidal yew]

I thought u forget i only play games for fun

Not to achieve

[real peak]

Sooo

He tied on the tree

And I have molotov

Should we make a sacrifice for kei truck??

[tidal yew]

I gotta get ready for work see ya later alligators

[real peak]

7 days left before holiday

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

That truck is dumb looking one

[real peak]

Its a kei truck, what du u expect about it

:/

[tidal yew]

I mean nothing is dumb looking

Rather then that truck

[real peak]

Buy it

[tidal yew]

I'm gonna go before wallie see my message and squeeze my heart again

[tidal yew]

Not even over my dead body

[alpine basin]

[real peak]

Wall scary

[alpine basin]

ur scary

[real peak]

am I scarry

[alpine basin]

yea

[real peak]

But haoooo???

Haoooo am I scaryy??

I dont bite

I eat

[copper fossil]

honestly, not bad.

[teal gale]

Better then hangar

[copper fossil]

I could probably get it under 4 minutes with the proper routes.

I also got $100k after doing 5 deliveries

[alpine basin]

Samsies

[copper fossil]

I mean I just use my phone app to have Rooster source the crates.

completely passive business now

same for the bail agents and ceo crates, it’s just way more time efficient.

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

this thing flying slower than a cuban

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1185567062328873065.webp?size=48

[still bobcat]

yea hit a 3:50 pretty quickly

and it wasnt even the god rng checkpoints

[tidal yew]

Any staff online?!

!modmail

[golden ravine]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @rich widget

Requested by: @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

@golden sundial you there?

[plucky burrow]

What is tom doing

[tidal yew]

I was looking for a staff member

There was this guy who was spreading fake allegations about me on gta online

Which was taken care by Harry

This guy was soo idiot man look at this

The tsuna guy

They say that in sarcasm

[nocturne fossil]

i wonder if iam allowed to put gifs now

nvm

[nocturne fossil]

you put this same gif before i still remember xd

i recall u saying i need to choose gifs from specific website too

[west stirrup]

I just disabled gta-online i’ve never been happier

[tidal yew]

Damn what happen?!

[rancid parcel]

I even throw a giant cat gif at you aswell

[nocturne fossil]

which i stole btw

[rancid parcel]

Likewise

[nocturne fossil]

oh no lol

i forgot bout angry fish

[west stirrup]

The channel is unbearable

[tidal yew]

Did someone said anything to you?

Or that someone was me

[west stirrup]

No

[sleek prism]

Found Nemo

[neon acorn]

Hello hard working odd job people

are we saving kitties?

[tame holly]

no cuz everytime i need to put the fire out in a house my game crashes

R* pls fix

[ornate quartz]

What if I let that kitten die?

We fail mission??

[tame holly]

idk i never got that one cuz my game KEEPS CRASHING

while doing firefighter missions

[ornate quartz]

Wait on PS5 game crash??

[tame holly]

yes

[ornate quartz]

First time hearing it

[tidal yew]

At least someone knows I'm hard working

[ornate quartz]

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

I know a fränken strange when I see one

[ornate quartz]

respect for you bro paying for game then every month

[tame holly]

i mean i use the ps plus sub for other games

i don't only play gta

[ornate quartz]

Which game do you play?

[tame holly]

In terms of ps plus usage :
Sonic racing crossworlds
Fantasy life i
and occasionnally the free games on ps plus essential if they interest me

and ofc gta online

[ornate quartz]

But crashing is too much lol

Specially for playstation

Or xbox

[tame holly]

well its only with gta tbf

So R* fault

[ornate quartz]

Hope they don't optimised this well on gta 6

[rancid parcel]

How was the drive?

You were driving one of the worst cars ever made hence im asking

[lavish mulch]

don't show this to the dude that likes the stinger tt

[rancid parcel]

Womp womp

[eager agate]

This doesn't have hsw so not too bad I assume

[golden sundial]

It's not that bad

[hollow owl]

Considering the payment loss, not good

I don't mind the TT

[ornate quartz]

Retired veterans

[keen lance]

Wtf gta+ bonus?

[teal gale]

Why did u sell it

[craggy mica]

Ahahaha

[tame holly]

Finally reached the halfway mark for arena war t4

aka skill lvl14

wanted to sell my buker but dune favs....

insta leav

[spice inlet]

It's not the worst Athena!!

Hire me in MMI

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl someone is looking for a job

[hollow owl]

What

I was watching good lore

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

Make up a job and I'll add it to the list

[spice inlet]

[plucky burrow]

[real peak]

Work on sundayyy...

[plucky burrow]

Good

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

What happen to vigi noob ?!?!

[untold dock]

decent time for just chilling

[real peak]

Meanwhile my team don't know how to swim

[untold dock]

same

which is why i was flying

[spice inlet]

No idea....

I didn't do anything!

[real peak]

Help me with fleeca =w=

[untold dock]

fleeca is too hard for me

[real peak]

Im-paw--sible

[tidal yew]

[jagged jewel]

Nah its too hard for anyone

[jagged jewel]

Mmi potato seller

[real peak]

:c

[hollow owl]

What is CTO

[hollow owl]

You are lawyer

[spice inlet]

Chief Technology Officer

thats the only thing I could think of lmao

[hollow owl]

Oh dum

[jagged jewel]

Fairs

[bitter flicker]

nah that's impossible to do man

[real peak]

Tuna!!!

[tidal yew]

Look who's back

[tidal yew]

How is luna

[real peak]

Tuna backkkk

[tidal yew]

Yoooo what happen to you?!?! Why were u muted?!

[bitter flicker]

Bonk Lester first

[bitter flicker]

No one , watch as my name turns white again

[real peak]

He had dangerous weapon, okay?

[tidal yew]

At least tell hows Luna doin

[bitter flicker]

eepy atm and I'm just laying on my bed ready to eep

[tidal yew]

Alrighty

[real peak]

Still busy work because new year?

[bitter flicker]

see you in the next episode of dragon bal-
||in like 2 weeks||

[real peak]

O.O

[spice inlet]

O.o

[tidal yew]

💨