gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

i could just crash into a player delivering pizza

[untold dock]

problem is that nobody delivers pizza

[nocturne fossil]

tbh those missions are the most useless additions to the game

i saw some low lvls do em before

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil i thought you left discord

[nocturne fossil]

no iam just a bit invested in red dead thats why iam coming off and on

[ornate quartz]

You know how to unlock that patrick resreary guy?

@untold dock

[nocturne fossil]

oh the bugged mission

[untold dock]

he is unlocked by default after that mission was removed

[nocturne fossil]

didnt Rstar fix this by unlocking tiofor everyone

[nocturne fossil]

they fixed it recently

[ornate quartz]

So I just need avi guy

[ornate quartz]

Tell me what usually new player do except treasure hunt and stuff

I dint did treasure hunt

[nocturne fossil]

everytime i started a character i collected the high roller cards

thats the first thing i did when i spawned in xd

[ornate quartz]

I see i will do that and after that

@nocturne fossil what more to do?

[nocturne fossil]

aside from tresure hunt i get the other collectibles

action figure, ld organics

[ornate quartz]

And after that?

[nocturne fossil]

shoot npcs with navy and double action revolver

and wack some npcs with the stone hedge axe

u get some cash for it

[ornate quartz]

I see then?

[nocturne fossil]

and then i would do cluckin bell prolly

[nocturne fossil]

actually i would do jammers too

[nocturne fossil]

u said u were a lvl200

[ornate quartz]

I took 1 year break

And when I was 116 when I comeback

Now I am level 216

In just 2 month or less

[nocturne fossil]

oh ok

[ornate quartz]

And when I joined game I just bought 20m sharkcard so I never needed this much money

I just did clucking bell then cayos and then arcade

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil and i buyed full max nightclub when someone told me it was best passive

😭 😭

🤣 🤣

[nocturne fossil]

i havent done cayo in a while its just casino, doomsday, og heist etc

[ornate quartz]

I still need doomsday

We failed because guy dint come at time

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i dont join cmms since iam very unpredictable with presence

[ornate quartz]

When people fail doomsday they don't want to redo this

[nocturne fossil]

ofc not

[ornate quartz]

That why I am waiting when you come and help get 2 player cmm

[nocturne fossil]

its take about 4hours

but even thats too much for me atm

[ornate quartz]

I can wait months I lost my hope

Those 500 level don't listen to me no matter what

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Idk why that happen lol sometimes I think i just pay someone money to help me

[nocturne fossil]

why pay money when there are plenty of people in lfgs

i mean its been a while since ive looked at the lfg recently

but ive completed all my cmms from the lfg in this exact server

[ornate quartz]

I did lfg 25 time and you know result 24 failed

[nocturne fossil]

🗿

[ornate quartz]

Only 1 passed when I become rude with them and now those player unfriended me

My rude was telling them to follow me

[nocturne fossil]

u shouldnt be rude without a genuine reason :)

unless they completely mess up u gotta tolerate them

[ornate quartz]

They were playing when we were doing heist

And making me wait 3 days for heist to resume

And i just said them to come and left group

[nocturne fossil]

u need to set the record straight before u start the heist

u have to make it clear its to be done in one go

[ornate quartz]

I did it

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[ornate quartz]

And i hate when someone leave after saying they come after telling this same thing for 2 days

And I left that group after someone said man I won't do cmm now look replacement for me

[nocturne fossil]

see if their lvls are high and ask if they are experienced

[ornate quartz]

They are same player who done apartment cmm with me

[sullen grove]

We talking about failed lfgs?

[nocturne fossil]

failed cmms and lfgs

[untold dock]

i do not trust the average lfg channel user to even think unassisted

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

That why @nocturne fossil I am waiting for this guy 💀he have some good player too

[nocturne fossil]

actually i did cmm with his friends xd

elites too

[ornate quartz]

Man I shouldn't have left game for year I would have completed most tier 4 till now

[nocturne fossil]

ive done them cmms and elites with lfg people but back then they had some knowledge

now that ive been busy joining friends and stuff idk how the lfg is rn

[ornate quartz]

It's very bad imagine someone who is level 10 saying gta v online is too easy

[nocturne fossil]

must be on an alt

or second character

[ornate quartz]

But still level 10 saying these things

Well whatever

@nocturne fossil how much time do you think I will take to complete all tier 4?

[nocturne fossil]

i havent completed it xd

but its gonna take while

[ornate quartz]

29 left

Just need tier 4 of all of them

[nocturne fossil]

if u play daily it'll be easy

[ornate quartz]

I am focusing mainly on tier 4 rn

[nocturne fossil]

its hard for me to focus on all that with several characters so i barely both

[ornate quartz]

You shouldn't have created this much new character

[nocturne fossil]

it was fun starting over

learning and gaining some skill was the goal

[ornate quartz]

I just did tier 4 and failed 20 or 50 time average

That bad beat mission is only mission that make me failed 50 time

Not dying i was doing 50% dmg

[nocturne fossil]

i comepleted all the contaact missions tho :D

pistol is easy

damage is a bit hard

u said u were gonna do both damage and pistol together xd

[ornate quartz]

I did both at last

I just kept restarting

Again and again

When my health goes below 75%

That how i failed 50 time

[nocturne fossil]

the usual trend is to just ignore the enemies and reach the pool area and start shooting halfway towards the ladder

but sadly no work wit damage just pistol

[ornate quartz]

Oh good luck with that

[nocturne fossil]

its pretty simple tbh

just gotta be fast

[ornate quartz]

Try doing it you know how simple it is

[nocturne fossil]

i already have dont worry

[ornate quartz]

I remember that mission have some wave

When we kill last guy heli spawn

There 2 heli wave

In both side

[nocturne fossil]

it gets negated somewhat

[ornate quartz]

Idk then I just did it normal way

[ornate quartz]

And if you ignore enemies they can shoot you when you reach above floor

And game clearly say kill all those mercenary

[nocturne fossil]

ofc with pistol i have to play it a bit safe

but without it i could just blow them up

AP pistol is a very handy weapon

[ornate quartz]

And this is mission that give me some knowledge how to make good mouse sensitivity

[nocturne fossil]

send grenades as a souvenir for their graveyard

[nocturne fossil]

survivals highly recommend

no one joins survivals

[ornate quartz]

I remember their every route lol

It's been day but still

Looking to do it again

Of course for helping someone

[nocturne fossil]

have u tried going around?

or using thermal?

[ornate quartz]

Going around what?

[nocturne fossil]

the moment u spawn in u can go through the back area towards the below couch section

u know the section with a fireplace and yellow couch

[ornate quartz]

Where there is washroom?

Give me screenshot

[nocturne fossil]

iam not home sadly

[ornate quartz]

I don't remember other details other then those guard spawning location

[nocturne fossil]

touching grass rn

[nocturne fossil]

or maybe snow xd

[ornate quartz]

lol so when you getting holiday from your job?

[nocturne fossil]

see how the counch section connects to the top area

u can access it frm the back somewhat

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Where that cargobob land??

Top area you talking about?

[nocturne fossil]

no iam not talking about roof

[ornate quartz]

Or do you means that balcony where there is stair and flower right ?

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

I used that location to kill those npc sometimes some npc can come from there

Happen ocassionally

It's was most annoying thing

[wicked sundial]

Did you see my video doing it without taking any damage (but not pistol-only on the same run)?

Did take a lot of tries.

[ornate quartz]

I was doing pistol + 50% dmg

And no snacks and armor too

[wicked sundial]

I know. That's why I said that.

[ornate quartz]

I did see gta series video idk you have video of that

Just got to know now

Anyway I did it

[wicked sundial]

I'll dm you the link

[ornate quartz]

@wicked sundial just need that one achievement

[wicked sundial]

Which one?

[sleek prism]

Perfect

[ornate quartz]

Twin pair or something

Of casino story

[ornate quartz]

Prison heist?

[sleek prism]

hlr - emp

[wicked sundial]

Top Pair - completing the casino story missions as a crew member

[ornate quartz]

That why I was looking for someone but no one want to do it

As its hard

[ornate quartz]

With randoms??

[sleek prism]

no, I'm not that crazy

[wicked sundial]

It's just completing the missions, not any damage, snacks/armor, accuracy or pistol-only requirement.

[ornate quartz]

But no one do it anymore

I asked some of them they said it's hard lol

[wicked sundial]

You asked in the lfg channel?

[sleek prism]

@lost lily I need a break, kids to sleep

[ornate quartz]

@sleek prism bro where rpg expert?

[sleek prism]

hopefully disappeared

[ornate quartz]

I dint yet asked some of them personally through dm

[ornate quartz]

Let do doomsday cmm with him rpg only 😭😭

[nocturne fossil]

whose rpg expert

martol or larzy

[ornate quartz]

Larzy

[sleek prism]

@lost lily back

[ornate quartz]

@sleek prism should we @nocturne fossil take this guy for rpg challenge

[rain elbow]

piny staff

they'd do it

I promise

[ornate quartz]

??

[nocturne fossil]

iam useless individual

[ornate quartz]

You are doomsday professional

[vocal geode]

[nocturne fossil]

[turbid turtle]

[ornate quartz]

[vocal geode]

[rain elbow]

[storm nimbus]

[versed lintel]

[turbid turtle]

[vocal geode]

[rain elbow]

[west stirrup]

Thanks hex

[sleek prism]

[turbid turtle]

[untold dock]

pacific standard

[sleek prism]

ok

[west stirrup]

@midnight rover wazzap

[sleek prism]

nice, halfway

[sleek prism]

I go to sleep, thanks

[sullen grove]

Tuff

No idea what gym does lol

Prompt went away too quickly

[golden sundial]

Makes you jacked

[sullen grove]

Like ..

Strength?

[golden sundial]

Makes you gain muscle

Well, in all seriousness tho, iirc it gives you extra HP, running speed, and extra melee damage

[sullen grove]

serious answer!!

Is there... a cap?

Or can I do this forever in one dayM

[golden sundial]

You get these bonuses once and they last 48 min or until you switch sessions

And doesn't work in non freemode missions

[sullen grove]

So it doesn't increase my strength?

Just buffs

[golden sundial]

Well it does

You get the bonus when it's already maxed

[sullen grove]

Oh ok

So let's say

2 bars are missing

I can just sit here and do that?

[golden sundial]

Dunno how often you can do it

[sullen grove]

Shit

[untold dock]

you can max out strength in under 5 minutes with the gym

[sullen grove]

Thank you

[untold dock]

i just closed the game so i can't demonstrate but it's funny

if you just do it as intended it still only takes about 20 minutes

which is way faster than beating up people

[sullen grove]

How is it intended?

I planned to just sit on one

And re.do it

[untold dock]

doing the reps as normal

[sullen grove]

Oki

[untold dock]

there's a way to do 15 reps in a few seconds

[real peak]

Morning

[real peak]

Gym give u temp boost: taken less damage in 1 life
Punch people more powerful

Yoga give you more speed and swim faster

[sullen grove]

I heard it makes you harder to kill

More hp

[real peak]

Only 1 life

If u die, its gone

[sullen grove]

No u mean

Strength

In general

[real peak]

Oh yea, sadly it doesnt

Since u do gym to boost strength

Time for...Catnapper

[sullen grove]

I mean

Does more strength

Equal more hp ex.

[real peak]

Your level does

But hey

Max every stats is not bad

[eager agate]

I think you do get less fall damage

but that's about it

fall damage in this game is goofily calculated anyway

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[plucky burrow]

Maximum health increases as you level up

[tidal yew]

That's not true

[storm rapids]

Hey, competent ones. What's your AI assistants in your mansion?

[tidal yew]

I think you already know the answer to that question

[storm rapids]

Haviland?

[tidal yew]

Eh....

No

[storm rapids]

OG?..

[tidal yew]

Angel

[storm rapids]

Mm.

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

10% only now

[tidal yew]

Awww its fine u can take 15% for yourself

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert we need you

[lost lily]

He's an ewo expert

[ornate quartz]

Ewo what that?

[lost lily]

Kaboom himself

[teal gale]

easy way out

[tidal yew]

[ornate quartz]

he rpg expert

[plucky burrow]

?

Why

Is it not true just because I said it

[tidal yew]

Maybe

[plucky burrow]

But it does

[tidal yew]

U don't even have gta in ur pc

How do u know

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

Do you trust him?

[tidal yew]

No

I don't even trust his shadow

Not even the air around him

[real peak]

Gonna host doomsday heist to get discount

;_;

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Broke?

In gta

[lost lily]

Broke > ewo tryhard

[tidal yew]

Alr that's it get in act3 I'll show then

[neon acorn]

Hi lazies

[tidal yew]

Was that for me?

[neon acorn]

Yes

[tidal yew]

Larzy* n its master larzy for you

[tame holly]

Alright prediction time for the weekly bonus :
We will be getting the new odd jobs so im guessing it will be x5 on all odd jobs

[neon acorn]

Larzy bastard

[neon acorn]

That’s lowkey peak

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

Still not as good as the X10 taxi week

[tidal yew]

Respect your elders

[neon acorn]

I don’t even remember that 🥀

Let’s hope taxi is 10x too

[real peak]

@tidal yew help me later?

RPG only

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Wanna ask elva?

[real peak]

Sure

[tidal yew]

Dk if I'm gonna be free or not

[real peak]

RPG only, ok?

[tidal yew]

What we doin bt?!

[real peak]

Act 1 to 3

I think I need to do pistol and car only

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Ill get free after 7hrs

[real peak]

Work issue

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Feeeecccccccxku

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

When will you be starting?!

[real peak]

6...7...

I think 6 to 7...around that time

No more than 7 pm

Yea..I yhink

[tidal yew]

What's the time now?

[real peak]

3:33 pm

[west stirrup]

sleep

[tidal yew]

2:03pm right now here

[real peak]

Pm?

Skill issue then

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

bugged :(

[tidal yew]

Looks like u actually gotta fly to it now

[still bobcat]

long trip to the carribean

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

I wish I could’ve seen that last one

[silent portal]

sometimes i wonder what it'd be like to go back in time to dundee in the 90s and tell dma design that their game would go on to rewrite gaming as an industry entirely.
they'd probably call me insane and ask me how I got into their office

[teal gale]

then they'd get inspiration to rewrite gaming as an industry entirely

[lost lily]

Clickbaiting 🤡 new tgg in the making

[untold dock]

1.5m/h is definitely possible

this guy cannot be smart enough to do it though

[lost lily]

he's not job tp'ing nor did he blocked the preps

[untold dock]

at 28:01 he says "we're at an hour and 41 minutes" while having sourced 20 crates

the math does not quite work out to 1.5m/h

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

More like collect viewers for money

So not big suprise of those video like that

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

What happen to acts

[real peak]

[real peak]

Not even start yet

=w=

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Start issue

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[eager agate]

He does have some interesting maths

[golden sundial]

8 watching

[still bobcat]

he thinks theres 100 minutes in an hour

[lost lily]

8 people losing their brain cells every passing second

[real peak]

YEAAAAAAAA

[golden sundial]

Classic

[lost lily]

mf casually broke WR multiple times on stream

[tame holly]

He's just that good

Trust

[real peak]

I got VIP out BEFORE pilot arrive like he only fly in half way, not arrive to prison yet

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1183275155036839966.webp?size=64

[tidal yew]

[wicked sundial]

Looks like an English problem more than a math problem. He says "based on actual time spent" and calculates $1.3m per hour evidently based on making $760K in 35 min (he only says under 40 min). The problem is he also says "since it can be repeated every 48 minutes" but doesn't take the cooldown into account. Well, maybe both English and math.

[fleet sluice]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Blame Larzy for that

trust

He used too much explosive

[tidal yew]

I didn't even use rpg in last 2 months

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert

@tidal yew which gun expert are you now?

[tidal yew]

Can't say expert bt for explosives I mainly use railgun

[ornate quartz]

Do rail gun work on normal npc?

Without car and stuff

[tidal yew]

Its a explosive gun man

[ornate quartz]

Idk been 1 year since I used it

[real peak]

Yea but need perfect aim

[ornate quartz]

Oh i play on mouse from start so no isuue

[real peak]

I mean Railgun have travel bullet so you might need to aim ahead of it first before shoot

[untold dock]

every weapon does

[real peak]

Yeyyyy

[ornate quartz]

I was thinking about you bro no one helped me in these 2 player mission lamar just need 2 mision

They always blow car that we have to steal

[untold dock]

which ones

[ornate quartz]

Point shoot and lowrider envy this is stealth mission

[untold dock]

yeah i can do those

both are easy

[ornate quartz]

Help me Tommorow 💀 I got frustrated failed repeatedly for 2 hour

With randoms

@real peak bro how do you do heist with them?

[real peak]

Just quick heist on phone

[ornate quartz]

No my means how you get fun while doing heist with them

[tame holly]

From experience if i see prison break and under lvl 100 i insta leave

[untold dock]

wasn't long ago i did pb with randoms

[tame holly]

Same for humane labs if the pilot is under 100

[untold dock]

demolition was in the bus heading inside the prison

i was losing it

[real peak]

Just turn off my brain of course

[tame holly]

Reading the sentence at the bottom is hard dont blame them

[real peak]

I still need to know how to cover inside as demolition

[tame holly]

Buzzard and stay behind the road around the prison

Else u risk getting shot down

[ornate quartz]

There spot for it

[ornate quartz]

I don't play apartment heist unless someone ask and make sure my teammates is competent enough

[real peak]

That's what I'm scared of

Cuz I just met prison team just now

[tame holly]

As long as u are behind the road u should be fine

[real peak]

Demolition know how to play and cover us whole process in prison

[real peak]

Oh the road around prison, right?

[tame holly]

Yup

[silk shuttle]

#gta-media message

[ornate quartz]

How many time you failed?

[real peak]

Oh I see

The circle road outside prison

Gotcha

@tame holly Right?

[tame holly]

Yup

[real peak]

Note

Next time if I'm demolition, I will give a try

[ornate quartz]

Are you completing that 50m tier 4??

[real peak]

Nah, I don't

Just having fun lol

[silk shuttle]

zero but you wouldn't know what elite challenge objectives look like since they don't appear if the heist was quick restarted

[tame holly]

Google :

[ornate quartz]

I thought this server staff don't like playing gta

[silk shuttle]

you thought wrong

[ornate quartz]

Then do doomsday 2 player cmm pistol only

No one like doomsday

@tame holly do you know reason?

[tame holly]

Idk its prob just hard tbh

[ornate quartz]

It's too easy

If you know right position

[silk shuttle]

idk about cmm but i did ddh using only the atomizer (except juggs )

[golden sundial]

Wait olegacy played the game? Thought it was a myth

[ornate quartz]

Take me too next time imma use rpg 💀

Never tried it tho lol

Using rpg in doomsday

[ornate quartz]

You play gta too?

[golden sundial]

Apparently

[untold dock]

or so i hear

[ornate quartz]

I thought mod of this server don't like playing gta

I got surprised lol

[ornate quartz]

Bro do you have people who play gta still?

[untold dock]

only like 90

[ornate quartz]

Level?

[untold dock]

low

[ornate quartz]

Low?

[untold dock]

lowest level heist lobby

[ornate quartz]

I never seen these kind of lineup

I thought they don't exist lol

@untold dock add me in your group

Need some friends too

[untold dock]

nope

[ornate quartz]

no isuue lol

[ornate quartz]

How did you find those people in lfg?

[untold dock]

i did not

[ornate quartz]

Or irl friend?

[ornate quartz]

Talking about first time you guys met

Not about this heist

[untold dock]

make friends

make friends with friends of friends

boom

[ornate quartz]

then I am done I make friends in gta 6 maybe

[silk shuttle]

[ornate quartz]

[untold dock]

babe i invited you yesterday

or was it the day before

stop looking at me like that

[karmic dagger]

Hi

[real peak]

Hallo

[tidal yew]

What happen to acts

[real peak]

Didn't finish anything

=w=

[tidal yew]

Aww tmr work day

I got off tmr

[vocal geode]

[real peak]

[gusty cedar]

Finally a Prison Break team you can trust

[gusty latch]

lets not think too far ahead now

[long cobalt]

Is job warping still around

[golden sundial]

Yeah

Welcome back

[long cobalt]

lol

I've been around here and there

but thanks

[lavish mulch]

it's around but slow

[turbid turtle]

🦗

[turbid turtle]

🦗

[untold dock]

wow it's another complete fucking trash week

2x taxi work who's excited????????????????

[west stirrup]

We can get new content and people will still hate it

How sad

[copper shoal]

Htf do you know

[untold dock]

we can get new content
the content

[west stirrup]

Yes well spotted

That’s content

[untold dock]

it's content that might as well not exist

[tame holly]

Peak

[copper shoal]

Smh I'm the wall

[opal rock]

New jobs

[west stirrup]

I’m so happy i don’t focus on gta anymore so bad event weeks don’t affect me

[opal rock]

Firefighter, forklift driver, paper boy

[tame holly]

hell yea another week where i'll grind arena war

[untold dock]

why do you need multiple weeks

[tame holly]

will just do the 5 different odd jobs for the tshirt tho

[untold dock]

i did it in 2 days

[tame holly]

Was kinda forced to rely on random lobbies, so not exactly the fastest

i'm at skill 12 rn

[west stirrup]

The cabco t-shirt?

[tame holly]

yeah, idk if i have it tbh

[west stirrup]

I can help speed that up

[tame holly]

will need to check before doing it

[tame holly]

oh yeah, u available this weekiend ?

[west stirrup]

Saturday only in the evening (around this time)

Sunday all day

[opal rock]

Says it’s a shirt not a t shirt

[tame holly]

and i'm not..., at least for sunday its fine

[copper shoal]

Oh boy deliver 5 pizzas get 300k

[opal rock]

2x cocaine production speed but not payout

[tame holly]

Nice prize ride tbh

[opal rock]

[tame holly]

a super and an hsw car for only 1 race 2 weeks in a row ?

thats nice

[opal rock]

Really trying hard to push the legit jobs

We’re criminals ffs

Game has always been centred around criminal activity

[west stirrup]

Nom nom

[opal rock]

Trying to turn it into life sim

[tame holly]

and no adversary mode in rotation, its the issi classic races....
At least next week there is a new one

[copper shoal]

I guess I'm going to be a taxi driver

[tame holly]

Surely it will count for the tier 4 ? RIGHT

I'll prob do the 5 pizza for the weekly, the 3 new ones and possibly safeguard ?

[opal rock]

Safeguard is ass

If that’s the name for the security vans

[tame holly]

yeah, but its faster than quickiepharm and its been a while since i did one

[copper shoal]

Smh not even 4x next week

[tame holly]

it will be like 5 mins max so not annoying

[copper shoal]

Better pump out custom cars deliveries via autoshop before Thursday

[craggy mica]

Ugh updated

[hollow glade]

2x coke speed and mansion boost almost gonna be too fast to keep up with consistently lmao

[west stirrup]

That’s a 5x boost right there

[golden sundial]

You can just camp the business

[west stirrup]

I don’t have a tent

Ingame

[hollow owl]

Your on pc

Spawn one

[west stirrup]

No

Too busy Residenting Evils

[fast bridge]

W event week

[hollow owl]

I'm too busy skyblocking

[sleek prism]

Its so shitty week that no one didnt send a link?

[covert atlas]

Yeah not worth sending

2x coke lockup production speed 🙁

[sleek prism]

1 more week to play mc hardcore

[hollow glade]

Not an easy time to be taking advantage of businesses doubled with mansion boost

You’ll literally have to buy coke supplies like 5-10 mins after full batch

[covert atlas]

Yeah I’d much rather have 2x value than 2x speed

[vocal geode]

I barely remember anything about the mansion update

[daring bobcat]

clue in the name

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

Knoway, you see Michael, business boost

[opal rock]

This week screams we’ve given up on the game lol

3 legit jobs

[west stirrup]

Given up on the game and they're focused on gta 6

[opal rock]

Fingers crossed

[west stirrup]

How'd you come that conclusion

[opal rock]

Are you talking to yourself?

[teal gale]

2x taxi 🙏🙏🙏

[west stirrup]

What

[opal rock]

Simple question no?

[west stirrup]

Yea sure pal

[opal rock]

[teal gale]

Tbh levi u do talk to urself a lot

Or just say something to me once and never reply again

[west stirrup]

Because i don't like interacting with you

[opal rock]

[teal gale]

Why do u do it in the first place

[vocal geode]

[opal rock]

[vocal geode]

Hello

[forest jackal]

ducky

[real peak]

Well...

Time to be...pizza delivery boy

[forest jackal]

gets ran over by a low lvl going full speed at you

[real peak]

[forest jackal]

that happened didn't it

[real peak]

.>

N-nooo...??

[forest jackal]

that's lucky

last time I did it I got launched

[radiant loom]

Yo chat who out here tryna be forklift certified this week

[forest jackal]

this is me trapping my self with a forklift

[radiant loom]

Dang how you gunna get out

[forest jackal]

this was 3 years ago lol

[radiant loom]

Btw chat random question what's more iconic the Feltzer or the Cheetah

[radiant loom]

Ah

[forest jackal]

I remember I quit the cayo and drove a truck up chilliad

[radiant loom]

How does one achieve this

[forest jackal]

with a moc truck and a trailer

and a mountain

[radiant loom]

But lord cat I need ur opinion on smth

[forest jackal]

I found this while searching for the cayo pic

[radiant loom]

I'm tryna make a garage of 2013 OG launch cars

Do you think this is the definitive list?

Adder
Banshee
Carbonizzare
Rh8
Comet
9F
Bullet
Infernus
Feltzer
Vacca

[forest jackal]

no turismo r

no t20

[radiant loom]

I'm considering only cars that came during Online's launch so

[forest jackal]

I forgot what the other one is called

[forest jackal]

ah

that's pretty good ig

[covert atlas]

Vigero

Dominator too

[forest jackal]

kaboom

[lost lily]

480p goodness

[tidal yew]

[fleet sluice]

[forest jackal]

lol

[fleet sluice]

bounty hunting is surprisingly simple

i was expecting it to be some complicated disaster

[radiant loom]

A bit too weak of a contender when other cars exist

[covert atlas]

I’d say Dominator then for sure

Pretty much the OG muscle car

[lost lily]

[spice inlet]

@alpine basin do u play on steam or epic

[rancid parcel]

Modder

Exposed

Repooted

[lost lily]

power of pavel's tank top 💪 🐻
#gta-online-mk2 message

[ornate quartz]

Vigilante noob

[versed lintel]

but a toreador pro

obviously

but also toreador hater

in case that isn’t obvious

[lost lily]

and the outfit of the day is

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[frank jay]

Put I've seen the footage over that

[west stirrup]

The 4th one

No the other one

[lost lily]

most annoying mfing npc in this game

[polar copper]

@spice inlet Is this shitposting?

[spice inlet]

Hmmm kinda...

[ornate quartz]

Who blocked lol

[ornate quartz]

Cmm??

@west stirrup are you playing gta bro?

[west stirrup]

nop

[polar copper]

Ye and he still doing it

[spice inlet]

hes talking about a topic in #community which is what it is for. If he does something off we'll see

[polar copper]

It’s funny how he is doing that but also mini modding

[spice inlet]

Also, if you want to report someone, DM @rich widget

[polar copper]

I just wanted to mention it what you’re gonna do about it is absolutely your call

Anyways buy a mansion

[real peak]

Only tag mod when situation gone wrong, otherwise just send to modmail

[sleek prism]

I don't miss that channel

[tender lichen]

Can anyone give me a recap of what makes the mansion worth 18 million?

[tame holly]

Nullify 90% of buisness raids
Triple the production speed of a buisness for 24 hours iirc
Fast travel to any owned property

Oh and flexing cuz ofc

[potent niche]

If you have the mc security upgrade it’s 100%

[tame holly]

Is meant 90% cuz of ceo warehouse

Since that isnt 100% cuz it doesn't have a security upgrade

[potent niche]

You don’t get raided if you have mansion security + buisnesss security

[tame holly]

Pls tell me where i can buy the buisness security for ceo warehouse

[potent niche]

The ceo warehouse can’t but night club + mc + bunker can

[tame holly]

Exactly that's why i said 90% cuz the ceo warehouse can still be raided

[potent niche]

I assume you don’t get raided at all anymore after raids security

I haven’t even been raided at my warehouses

[eager agate]

they don't

so 100%

[hollow glade]

These 6x speed supplies burning and ticking down by the minute like it’s fuel for a 1000 hp beast

[tame holly]

I doubt its faster than acid lab with mansion boost and the prod boost

Right ?

[hollow glade]

Idk but its very fast, and permanently

For the day

Nice so buying supplies halfway basically works perfect

Ur getting a full batch for like 45k since its so fast

[eager agate]

full stock acid with 2 types of boosts takes ~49 minutes, coke is 50

[spice inlet]

man restocking that cocaine lockup gon be a challenge now

lmao

[eager agate]

Gotta restock every 10 minutes

[hollow glade]

Definitely an interesting challenge. U blink or forget even inside and ur out of supplies

Nice thing is u can reroll the mission and get back the product fast

[alpine basin]

this doesn't look up to code

[golden sundial]

They had to cut costs

[alpine basin]

it looks like they have more than if they didn't cut cost, where'd all these trucks come from

[rancid parcel]

Stop using your black magic

[alpine basin]

Also... If an oil tanker explodes, why are we using water to put it out

[real peak]

Sssshhhh

[alpine basin]

shush you, anyone can do this.

[real peak]

Secret gorverment

[alpine basin]

just start the job over and over

[real peak]

Only them know

[rancid parcel]

Atleast do it on the LSPD

Not the FD

[alpine basin]

how... thats where it has to be started

[spice inlet]

joined a public lobby, got tp'd to somewhere else instantly and got bombed with 25 others.... all within 60 seconds

[alpine basin]

I have resource monitor open everytime Im in a pub, helps quite a bit if you need a quick way out that doesn't involve closing the game

[spice inlet]

I just switched sessions, went to a private one

[primal sluice]

Finally i can be forklift certified

[lost lily]

i'm a vigi greefuh

[craggy mica]

ehm

8000

[lost lily]

legit money/rank grinder and clean pvp player

[tame holly]

Watch people like him complain that they lost 50 bucks next ban wave

[gray meteor]

50?!

[tame holly]

Idk just pulled that number out of nowher

[gray meteor]

LMAO

I was like damn inflation is crazy

[craggy mica]

Not legit tho

His PS GTA profile says 690+ hours played

[rancid parcel]

Doesn't look like a griefer

You on the otherhand-

[wintry ermine]

Lvl 8000 is impossible legit. He was being sarcastic

[lost lily]

depends what u define "legit". 1 guy is pretty close and will get there before gta 6

[real peak]

YASSS!! ONLY 2 LEFT!!!

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/939640765850746910.webp?size=48&animated=true

[ornate quartz]

Don't. Sell them

If you sell them they will repeat

[lost lily]

[real peak]

Silent!

[sleek prism]

🍻

[real peak]

🍻

[ornate quartz]

[sleek prism]

Maybe I hop on gtao today and do some salvage yard robberies

[untold dock]

balvage bard

are there any adversary modes

[fast bridge]

For?

[untold dock]

for

[still bobcat]

For playing

[real peak]

Gosh..this kat so fat

:/

[ornate quartz]

@untold dock can you come bro??

For those mission

[untold dock]

now?

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/745943839499485234.webp?size=64&animated=true

[real peak]

I still don't know why I can't lift cat in mansion

:/

[ornate quartz]

Yeah but I got someone to help me so no woories for now i msg you if he left midway

[sleek prism]

Hopefully

[tidal yew]

Still no act 3

[real peak]

Playing blackjack

=w=

[tame holly]

Took 9 years for the rcv to be useful

Since it can do the fire fighter missions

[nocturne fossil]

till now i only used it to make roadblocks when my friends were upto something

[fast bridge]

That vehicle hasn’t been out for 9 years

[tame holly]

Shhhhh its been a long time still

[fast bridge]

My favorite use of it is killing god mode players with it and trolling

[ornate quartz]

Finally did lamar tier 4

@nocturne fossil now left are solo contract mission

[wintry ermine]

Is it faster than the fire truck?

Handling wise at least

[lapis fossil]

Comparing Mtl Fire Truck to Brute RCV:

Mtl Fire Truck | ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ

Basic Info

$3,295,000
Trade price: $2,471,250 - Casino Heist as leader with this vehicle (Heist Prep: Firefighter Gear) $1,729,875 (30% OFF)
7,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 8 (Driver, five cabin passengers and two hanging from the rear)

Performance

1:29.340 Lap Time
96 mph Top Speed

Fastest!

Brute RCV | ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ

Basic Info

$3,125,500
Trade price: $2,350,000 - The Doomsday Heist setup mission (Setup: Salvage Hard Drives)
12,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 6 (Driver, three cabin passengers and two passengers hanging on the sides)

Performance

1:30.007 Lap Time
96.75 mph Top Speed

[tame holly]

Same speed pretty much

Kinda disapointed tbh

[vocal geode]

[jagged jewel]

They tested lap time on these

[ornate quartz]

[lost lily]

brufy is a madman

[storm nimbus]

[lapis fossil]

Comparing BMX to Bravado Banshee GTS (HSW):

BMX | ᴄʏᴄʟᴇ

Basic Info

$800
105 kg
:seat: 1 (Rider)

Performance

2:44.864 Lap Time
35.25 mph Top Speed

Cheapest!

Bravado Banshee GTS (HSW) | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

Basic Info

$1,900,000 (PS5, XBX|S & PC Enhanced Exclusive)
1,550 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Sports
0:57.574 Lap Time
172.5 mph Top Speed

Fastest!

[jagged jewel]

Bmx >>

[candid veldt]

wow I always wanted to play as a forklift operator

[ornate quartz]

Kaboom

[storm nimbus]

Hooray, no more salvage yard (unless claimable car)

[untold dock]

@sleek prism heist noq

w

[sleek prism]

let me customize this car, 5min

[untold dock]

well someone else is gonna join

probably

[sleek prism]

ok

[sleek prism]

when this ends :D

[untold dock]

mm

i think if you delete local data that gets reset

it did on console at least

otherwise you need to get someone else to kill you more times than i have

[sleek prism]

hmm

[untold dock]

btw find new session

[sleek prism]

did

[untold dock]

still can't join?

[sleek prism]

to your session?

[untold dock]

the heist

[sleek prism]

rag sent inv

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Hvy Dozer | ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴀʟ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Arena War Sponsorship Tier.

IRL Counterpart: Caterpillar 963D

Basic Info

$0 (Tier: 50)
20,000 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 1 (Driver)

Performance

8:38.251 Lap Time
11 mph Top Speed

bulldozer • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

11mph

[untold dock]

beats walkin

[twin drum]

the big difference is that one is a personal vehicle and the other is pegasus dogshit

[tame holly]

not even lmao, running is faster than the dozer

[untold dock]

walking isn't

[tame holly]

good point if my X button is broken for some reason

[forest jackal]

lol

pov you're broke after buying the mansion

damn where's the music

[livid agate]

too broke for it

[forest jackal]

It was playing only girl in the world by Rihanna

my wifi disconnected mid job

[real peak]

You fired

[forest jackal]

pulls rpg from pocket

[real peak]

Okay, nvm

U promoted

[forest jackal]

do I get a higher speed one

ts needs better brakes

[real peak]

Nah, we only have that one, take it or leave it :/

[forest jackal]

39k for delivering newspapers

lol

I saved a cat

[past gazelle]

good job

[forest jackal]

and a human but cat more important

[untold dock]

where are you gonna go now

[wintry ermine]

Gotta be forklift certified

[real peak]

Drive down

[real peak]

Fat kat

[forest jackal]

I am

[real peak]

Now add him in your inventory

:/

[forest jackal]

I returned it

[lavish mulch]

cat

[copper shoal]

Same

[mortal terrace]

Tell your boss you were late because you were petting the cat

[hollow glade]

Getting the truck 3x in a row for coke no rerolls nice

[copper shoal]

First impressions on buying mk2 missiles i thought it would be pretty it's like only 5

[sturdy tapir]

Fire truck side mission??

what the fuck is this game atp, we go from robbing the banks, to a casino, then to an island

now we volunteer firefighters?

[opal rock]

Don’t forget paper boy

[untold dock]

fire truck missions are based because you can pet cats

[sturdy tapir]

Or pizza delivery?

[untold dock]

otherwise all trash

[opal rock]

That’s not new is it?

[untold dock]

no it isn't

[sturdy tapir]

Well but still at least considering it in

As "non criminal" work

[golden sundial]

Psychotic reprobate pets a cat, what happens next will shock you

[nocturne fossil]

what would players from the year casino update released say about these odd jobs we have now

[alpine basin]

they shoot the owner right after

[opal rock]

I say it’s embarrassing

[west stirrup]

It’s embarrassing how

[opal rock]

The game is about committing crimes, just working normal jobs is imo embarrassing.

[west stirrup]

God

I’m not gonna argue with that bs

[opal rock]

How is my opinion bs

If you like them then cool

Clearly they’re catering to you

[untold dock]

imo the issue is that this stuff pays too poorly and isn't interesting enough

play it once, hide the map marker, forget about it forever

the forklift stuff is at least a new concept

[neon flower]

All of these missions are from the 3D era

[opal rock]

I haven’t done it so I can’t really comment but is it not like the setting up of the acid lab?

Only so much you can do with a forklift tbh, has to be in a warehouse environment, loading/unloading.

[neon flower]

These missions had to be in the game since the release

[opal rock]

Forklifts are a lot of fun irl

[west stirrup]

Gta 3-SA have had odd jobs

Maybe i’m wrong but we play as criminals

[opal rock]

Ok?

And I probably didn’t enjoy them in those games either

[west stirrup]

Which means you didn’t play the old games

That’s fine ofc

[opal rock]

I’ve played every gta

[hollow owl]

The last few updates just have been so obviously geared towards role-playing

They obviously know no low level is gnna do those for money

[opal rock]

Like I said if you enjoy them then cool, I have an actual job I don’t wanna be working in game lol

[golden sundial]

Preparing to merge with FiveM mayhaps?

[hollow owl]

[real peak]

Morninggg

[rancid parcel]

Go to work

[real peak]

Dun want to....

I wanna sleep more with my fluffy blanket..

This is unfair..

[tidal yew]

[radiant loom]

What did Nismo mean by this

[nocturne fossil]

this isnt gta online

they prolly thought it was ig

i remember when renault mentioned rstar games for their car ingame xd

[versed lintel]

idk

[spice inlet]

[lucid lake]

[nocturne fossil]

the npcs in this game are such garden gnomes i swear

cutting lanes without any thought

even as a passenger witnessing this just makes me wanna shoot em

[alpine basin]

you guys don't shoot em?

Me personally, if I saw a tank driving down the road, I wouldn't wanna swerve infront of it