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Go to work
Gib my cats back
Calico
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Requested by: @real peak

My cat plays gta
He swats the screen when I fight enemies like "Oh you missed this one"
fml
Should used a boat like Lester said
by the time i'd get there with a boat, gta 6 will be out
Cant master this ;_;
Cat said meow
Rip
I remember the old method people found to doing this where you'd take the bike through here instead 😢
don't know about this spot but there was/is one near arcadius
yea this one is the 3 apartments on hillcrest, theres like a dozen other ones that still work because, rockstar

Bro...what magic is that....
Like do you need to control it? Or it will auto put you there
dunno. i wasn't the one driving
i don't use this glitch
emp heli is faster
It never fall down..how much it need to take down
whats emp heli?
In pacifist standard, there is a cop heli, shoot emp launcher to make it drop
Steal da heli, fly away with heli to da boat

smart 
Question is
How many emp needed
Like I shot 2 of it but it didnt fall, it just stop engine in mid air
But got heavy fire
emp is not consistent now
Haoooo
you can do it in freeroam in various parts of the map, simply by having someone else on your bike, falling just above the water level of the island causes you to get a giant speed buff from some vehicles (not exclusive to just bikes), to get a massive boost in the direction your vehicle is facing and basically really funni, mainly due to having another person on your bike you create just enough lag for the game to freak out and not tell who to reset so it just keeps you in that weird state until you either have both players leveled (or driver becomes lower than passenger), or you dismount the vehicle
Lets try to shave the cat 
Yea...Imma just drive the bike normally :/

Cop car easy to broke ankle


90%
i'll give u 85% if u do act 3 with RPG only
if you even complete it
Wait wait
thats also going to be hella expensive too, if someone doesn't blow themselves up
More explosive
Agent ULP fearing for his life watching the rescue team walk in with an RPG


We eliminate hostiles
ULP stand with enemy
Not my fault if he didnt dodge it
We don't negotiate with the hostages 
basically what you speak of
Nah nah, I dont see hostage in this game

my retirement home in paleto bay 
U still cant pet dat dawg
Does it have a mk2 in it 
theres an alarming amount of cats at my house 
I think they've taken a liking to me, the small skinny figures have thrown their love to me
damn thats an usual amount of cats....did u do some magic 👀
not magic but can be done, they are currently having a turf war with the husky in the next yard and the tweaker though
and a chicken?
idk anymore
sounds interesting...I'll take this as a sign to buy a house at paleto

Cop using Uzi is something...
so the uzi cops do not like cats...
holy sh*t
glad they are targeting the vans though
Rip @sullen grove cars
No..

This game should add fishing so I can fishing at Paleto bay
:/
But everything we need only come from Fivem
they are executing everything now 💔
Me sad now 
Dont worry, OURS cats already in pet shelter with treat

I have some bad news for you ||your cats don't have any treats||
Paleto cops acting like UFE in max payne 3 
My cats.. and any cats dying is sad

That's good news for me
be lucky Im not showing you what they did, and only the aftermath of it
My cats get all the treats

Sorry, I kicked once a wild cat.. in the game

Back to driving school with you
I wonder if this could get world record
not long now

hi chat
yea just the customers cars left
Nice i gotta do it too but later

I am still doing contact mission
Then will move to next thingw
I’m gonna grind it today or tmrw
Bro are you free?
yes
sure
Do you have two guy if not we have to do after 5 hour I think or 4
Those guys from yesterday offline for now
no i dont
We do it later then ty tho when I have enough player for it
ah okay
Do you know strategy for peace offering? When enemy come from all directions
I thought of telling other to control one area
With rpg
So we stay safe
What challenges are u going for
I tell you spot when we do it and other player too so keep other area in check
the spot i was in was good didnt take damage
why bring up a guide it was easy
For strategy I have to tell them lol they die alot
I still have 2 player mission left tho
Lamar tier 4
I first did 4 player mission so there will be no problem later if I want to do with other
Yea but what challenges are u going for in that mission
Like health, no snacks... or all of them
Doing clucking bell for the first time
yea why
Idk figured you would’ve grinded the hell out of that thing
no this is newgen slop
All of them
newgenarateion
You dont have to announce everything you do irl 
You dont have to kidnap everyone's cat 

U not meh mum!!
And this one, yes, I need to

He can if he wants to
@still bobcat bruh the one time i wanted to grind the client jobs, i got 0 cars within 2 hours
Idk if they’re bugged or smth
But it’s annoying
they nerf the rates when its a double week
I’m screaming
Or I just stole her customers to my auto shop

I got lucky today
But if you search something like reddit, every 2x auto shop client job week you’ll see posts saying there’s no cars coming in
Right after I turn my computer on
english dave's car
thats mandatory
now give me your cat
my cat is ex CIA. gl
i haven't gotten a single car in the last 3 days

I camping outside ur autoshop and lead them into my shop instead

I'm sorry @untold dock
jugular for trip skip 
Jugular?
Found 1 result
This vehicle was added on October 10, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Customer Car (Auto Shop).
IRL Counterpart:
Jaguar XE SV Project 8
$1,225,000
Trade price:
$918,750 - Casino Heist as leader with this vehicle
1,745 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Tier :regional_indicator_c: in Sports
1:01.371 Lap Time
125 mph Top Speed
This one??
yea
Are you free?
Hmm?
Need help with tier 4
What mission??
Lamar mission
Peace offering
What it require?
Nerdiest argument of all time
That's the lastt one?
don't think other players taking damage will affect your challenge
Yeah I am at last
But he will die
I would use the Buffalo STX
it can ram, has armour (in some missions) and is fast
Jack of all trade
jack of all trade is not good for speedruns
What that?
It’s basically as fast as the jugular but it can ram and has armour
no seniors available to implement it
If you’re speedrunning then use the drag bike or something
it's not a 4 seater and not pushing anything
Yea I little afraid of missle from attack chopper NPC
Trip skipping seems like a cheat imo but eh
Is this for apartment or doomsday
it's literally a feature 
convoy setup pac standard
there is probably a no trip skip category
maybe
I’d use the insurgent
This one I use Kuruma armored
why would you use a jugular
Rush to clear first
kuruma or insurgent would work
kamacho is what most players use
Kamacho?
The off roader
Found 1 result
This vehicle was added on February 6, 2018. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; the Lucky Wheel (Casino).
IRL Counterpart:
Jeep Crew Chief 715 concept
$345,000
2,350 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Off Road
1:04.864 Lap Time
116.5 mph Top Speed
Same one from doomsday I think
off road. good for pushing
Nvm
How this one good for pushing??
You have to test
But aren’t you old?
Yeah
My kuruma always lift the back of truck
I assume using the vigilante would be hard because it would most likely slide under the truck or smth
yeah
What about insurgent pick up from enemy? I mean that can replace those to push a truck for temp time
Wait...I mean...

wonder why players don't use nightshark. it has no speed loss off road and it's almost 2x heavier than kamacho 
Require protection from heavy fire convoy
nuh uh
kamacho has no protection whatsover
I used kuruma before and they shot directly right my driver seat and no miss
I assume you can just shoot the propellor of the helicopter
I also bring insurgent into a gang war red zone to test out and somehow they still can shot me from the back
but other than that, the insurgent would be good
I hate it
Enemy also have insurgent pick up sooo we can use that to replace insurgent
And you don’t need protection imo
That’s too slow
You’d have to take a stock
Just get your custom insurgent
Kamacho is risky but fast I guess
Oh right, Wall told about this when you use gunner, it shake the car a lot
That too
Kamacho is good if you know what you’re doing

Let them rush, we can go behind and push

Or...the MK2 revolver with FMJ rounds
What is kamacho?
That's what i do
That too if you want
Like 3 shots and it blows up
Maybe because kamacho engine is stronger
Actually no
Also 0.15 off road traction loss is almost insignificant anyway
First time seeing one chatting here
@real peak one vigilante, one kamacho, one passenger and one in the convoy truck
That’s easier
It just have to be careful cuz I saw Savage NPC fire the rocket before so have to shut it down first
The acceleration is probably good too
There are a few, im the most active one in this chat tho from what ive seen
nightshark is AWD too
Both are
Yeah
The kamacho engine is quite a lot stronger tho
Maybe what speedrunners need is short distance acceleration
everon rs could be better if someone's willing to test it
That doesn't have hsw
Doesn't have 50/50 wheel distribution sadly
How about hsw monstrociti ? Its a bit lighter but has better accell and power
And the slighth off road traction difference doesn't really matter
top speed doesn't matter too much. just have to be faster than the vehicle you're pushing
Lies
Depends if I'll try
Arena war tip :
Drones are really good against the deathbikes in tag team or game masters since it is very ez to emp them and blow up next to them, this killing them
Who is bro 
..
It’s time to get off discord, gramps
The last WR was placed about 3 years ago, I doubt there will be another one
Either the run was TOO good or people got burnt out
Imagine if they had me
Probably 2nd option tho

15% 
75% 
Act 3 rpg only 
This is how I carry randoms in that setup
#gta-media message
Very possible honestly
Unless the guy sitting next to you starts gunning everything down
Then you gotta spend 5 mins just to lose the damn cops


Bruh, that too slow
Even after u phone message them to not shoot
I'm happy the passenger not arrive at ship yet
Only me in there and I just solo myself to get a car then flee
Well its that or the randoms dont understand that both teams have different objectives
And worst thing is...
Depend on host server, my car cannot move so I have to drive civil car far away to spawn new one
Just return and request
That's what I did
Why the need to drive away tho
Oh cuz I'm too close to personal vehicle
Oh wait..

I'm dumb
Why I didn't think about that before...
Use scuba mk3 
We not even arrive to the room yet
Died by rapid fire
Ultimate outfit for heists and pvp
#gta-online-mk2 message
That's a strong gun
Didn't know they can bring deluxo into heist apartment
Huh
I can
They also can bring MK2 as well?
Fortunately only i can

She's lying
Mayhaps 
She'd have elite t shirt if she can use mk2 in heists

Nope
Can't even get elite even with mk2 
Elite is like water. It's a need not want

Elite is supplement flavour not water

That Tshirt is very appealing
(oh and the career progress as well)

You alive
I was dead?
First time seeing you but your name seems familiar
How come you see me first time in 1 year of being a member?
I was not playing gta because no friends and I am thinking to leave gta again

Just been 2 month or less since I comeback
That’s why then.
Who knows
this is the finest corner i see, hello ladies and gents 

What about the others?
Don’t start it.

well this is mk2
You know me very well 
did i miss the fun part
No. But somebody else might. 

Ladies, gents and kids larzy
Unc and gramps



Aww katto got shy

@rancid parcel rate my outfit
Why me of all people
Well one person with bad taste would also understand someone bad taste
Shots fired
It was valkyrie maybe

PRB

PRB

To trigger u 

Lol


Do someone want to do lamar peace offering mission
i hope not
In that mission you only have to use rpg

Or generade launcher
@lost lily I take this guy too

I need rpg expert
But how will you kill enemies?
With raingun specially
their clothes get wet and they decide to go home

wth how did I drop from 1st to 3rd? no mistakes in a transform race
I had huge lead, but I was slower in plane, slower in truck, slow on bike
Transform races are mostly luck
U can steal luck fro mC2H60
No wonder I got 2 phantom wedge from first try in bunker sell
custom vehicles allowed, chance to get a hsw car and a tractor are basically the same
Off to jail i go
Mask audio and punch them
😭 😭 lol
he doesn't suspect a thing
Died to a fucking 0 year old
1-0 lzzz
6-9 lzzzzzzzzzzz
we love the railgun
Seems like Sessanta is finally done with me too she doesnt even text anymore thank god
Sleep
i might
stinky heist
many interior are still heavy on the gpu on enhanced
Wide screen user
Rich
Ll
Time to catnapper
No!

No!
After you shake your chocolate milk it will be unshakable
you responded already
you are not resting in this case
hollup i wanna copy that vorshlaghammer's build its clean as fuck
What's the wheels

chat random question but is there a way i can find the music that was used in the Cluckin Bell Farm Raid trailer
i fw it heavy but ive been searching everywhere to no avail
Not sure it’s a long reach but might be Holy Fuck – Idea V (2016)
Lmk if it’s right or else I’ll keep looking
WAIT IT IS
thanks man you the goat
Lmao no worries
yeah 10%
No
I only have it cuz its necessary for the tier 4
Ok..
Cuz rn I'm looking into grinding Hangar Cargo
Cuz I'm bored of heist and what not
And is it true having a fort zancudo hangar is wise?
My current hangar is in LSIA
buy it if you get 50 crates in there,might quit hangar before u complete it
not much difference in sourcing cargo
Keep it there
and zancudo hangar will block clear wanted level from lester
Only reason I visit zancudo is to dogfight the fighter jet
Me flying over zancudo
#gta-media message
And people make a big deal about this base access 

Youre flying over it with a jet while others trying to steal one on foot
You want me to record that?
Do it without Bribe or Blind eye
Easiest thing ever
Whatever vehicle u want me to use
Civilians in my game own cyclone 2 hsw 
Nah they obv all own an armored kuruma, vigilante, d5 and fmj mkv
D5 has dethroned
😔
No more godmode d5 but at what cost.
Less effective Cmm runs
(should've just fixed the godmode glitches and leave it there)
Aren't u already done with cmm
Not the Doomsday ones for me
@rancid parcel
Havent done dcmm3 and 4 and prob never going to
Elite better than cmm
For Doomsday cmm is prolly more impressive than elite
But for og heists, elite is more impressive
Dumbsday elite is stupid easy. I got all with randoms
Same apart for act 3 iirc
Me getting rapid fire upon entering Act1 finale:
Had to lfg that one
If it's just elite, restart finale
It was cmm
Also apparently an update patch dropped on ps5
And its also on legacy from what i see (1.4Gb)
I run act 1 sometimes with randoms and pretty much always get elite
Will take ages to even complete og heists with randoms nvm elite 
Chat should I buy the Scramjet or like another jet
Hmm
Deserved for using kumura and puke of death
what's wrong with those 
Caveman used to use those
I agree for duke o death

Not everyone is a rich vigilante user 🥀
- kuruma is ol reliable
I remember using the dod 
It just has muscle car handling and no bullet protection from the front (where u can shoot)
So its kinda trash
Womp womp
Even I had 1 at my agency

exposed #gta-online-mk2 message 
Im different than those peasants

that's what they all say 
Well yes they're great
Nah 
didn't mean in the server

https://xcancel.com/videotechuk_/status/2016095742406901923#m
Fixes wanted level in mission creator
Is there a way to make text message dialogue
Idk still waiting for tex to post the full patch notes
Idk if i can continue Platinuming gta 3 it's so miserable
I was waiting for you today lol

whats that
"Take a truck"
"Delivery Briefcase to Apartment"
Like it's objective
Ohh in the mission creator
working
Can you play in 3 hour or 4?
Mhm
Bro are you free in 4 hour? Or 3?
I don't
Oh need guy for lowrider mission
maybe
number 4
@real peak bro can you play rn??
Your character is awfully distracting, what's that say next to Casino Heist?
That's a lot
The one behind my hat is Bikers
They are in order for now
Only really started like 3 weeks ago
In 3 weeks you done 5m worth bike delivery ?
Nice how many tier 4 left now?
It's this too many
I done 4 tier 4 till now
Rest are easy too
a lot of my t4s are half done already
Same
If I dint left this game for year I would have done every tier 4
Or almost 25

oh easily same
adversary modes left
@untold dock
and it's going to take forever
yea that one will end up being at least like #31-35 for me to complete
0-1 progress per week
Same because I left early I don't have friends here lol I did found some people to do tier 4 but so far they were rude
2 if you're really lucky
Yeah 2 per week
But it's depend which tier 4 you are doing
Whatever you doing business or other
adversary modes
most weeks there's 1 new adversary mode
this week 0 because mansion raid doesn't count
I dint know that
@still bobcat bro need help with that mission we left I have all player can you come in 30 min
can join after i finish this scope out
Ok i come in 25 or 30 min
ok
My worse enemy.
Relatable 
That’s why I always just throw sticky’s so I can blow it up when I’m far away if I messed it up
@still bobcat traffic here will take 25 min more soory
@untold dock bro are you free ?
no i'm very expensive
I need you to help me with lamar peace offering tier 4 just don't use Armor or snack that it
do you have 2 other people
I have @still bobcat me and one other guy
I was thinking to take random but I don't want to repeat this 50 time
Neither other want 💀
As convincing random to not use snacks is hard
fine
In 25 min
Background Update - Patched Facility Money Glitch - Fixes an issue that resulted in players being stuck trying to escape the interrogation room in A Clean Break - Fast traveling to properties via the mansion now preserves the variation of the property being traveled to
So take your time lol

Wait what that variation did they nerfed mansion?
Did they fix the fast travelling parachute/deaths?
@real peak
That's all of it
cyan or turquoise pants
neither
Why you are doing Pacific
what should i be doing 
Don't ask me, I'm not glitch player
@real peak killing him 100 time

first time doing alkanost approach

and i gotta quit 
It is the background update tho.... Not the name we typically get from a patch we need to download no ?
basically landed on top of a guard
i've done this alkonost approach once just for trade price
Did it a few times, decently fun but velum better
still have this flying dorito in my hangar
alkonost would be better if it didn't have 2 setups
And then we have annihilator and patrol boat
aw damn its not stormy weather this time
Literally no benefit compared to the other approaches
Cuz velum is ez airport grab, longfin and kosatka are obv, and alkonost as the freedom of dropping wherever u want on the island
Those 2 got nothing
I want to try all cayo perico approach lol

3rd times the charm yea
i am on the line
You know
Thinking about this
GTA is basically being an american but dial up to the 11 with extreme things
So that got me wondering
Why the hell doesnt rockstar have AC/DC in any of the radios???
the aussie band?
Huh
They are assuie?
yea?..
Forget what i said
actually still
i am suprised there isnt ac/dc in the radio
IT IS A POPULAR BAND IN US
not 100% certain but i think there was going to be an AC/DC on rock radio in beta files
a bon song iirc
Check invite @still bobcat @untold dock
auto aim 
just extracting with my new bottle of sinsimito
?
idk what im in right now i just accept the switch
I am in free aim
@still bobcat can't invite you
idk i only use the controller for vehicles and you dont get aim assist in those
Say busy
im still loading out of cayo
Career?
Yeah can you come that last guy is rude talking and not coming
Sure
Give me 5 hours of procrastination and forgetting
💀leave it
Man why do these indian guy always do this

Although i can easily come by horse if ya wanna
i literally do not know what this is but it literally called grand theft horse and its funny to pretend i am come riding a horse to help with your career
@still bobcat should I pick random?
no you'll never get the no snacks t4
A RANDOM???
YOU ARE NOT THAT DESPERATE
who
@tidal yew
they insulted you
Who what when where
Wasn't me
Me and martol
He to school me to job
Tomorrow
India and Dubai
Sounds confusing
hes saying he dumb

I am dumb
not nearly enough compare to this guy
Proof?
Yea, that's why those cats belong to me now
So you're dumb dumb?

Work overtime
Niceeee work
Already home
already ready
What you think @sullen grove
Lol

@still bobcat which spot should I go for??
Rocket proof helmetv
Need 50% dmg too
There is an ancient saying
Never give larzy RPG or explosives
He will blow himself up
Its not that bad
You just didnt account for physcis
I didnt account for a fucking doorframe
She totally fit with Larzy
anyways here the mistake larzy will tell me to send
And the RPG
@real peak
already done
dont even bother to add me
a, the game not installed
And b, you've seen me drive
That's y I didn't ping u or typed ur name

Dont compare larzy to her
Larzy is leauge worse
Good
we already know who is last
I'm on ps5
Ty
BYLAT
Good luck 
Easy easy
As I said
Yea idk why u needed a guide for that, that was like Wave 1 survival
Hope so
Because of 50% dmg
Can't take more than 50% dmg
so dont take more than 50% damage
I just did that
Anyways
@sullen grove
we all made mistakes
Some far greater (larzy) than others (me)
Yours is not the worst one
Got it ty
nws
@untold dock can you help me with 2 player mission?
@still bobcat
I done all 4 player
which one
All 2 player lowrider one
On new gen pc?
i don't particularly want to play low and slow with that bad of a ping
it's already bad enough when you're playing with someone with a good connection
Ill try harder then
I see so you not coming?
Dont worry
@tidal yew tell him how bad my driving is
No words

@untold dock it's okay tho ty these 4 player mission are pain lol
We have 20 witnesses seeing my driving
They all came to the same conclusion
No words

Clean
@still bobcat you coming for those 2 player mission if you are free?
That not even bad driving
it was pretty good
@ornate quartz
can you agree that it was good
So bad it became good
It's good if riza is driving

I've learnt the nightshark can just ram through anything so I stopped caring where I drive
At least u still alive
@neon acorn
tell this new guy how shit my driving is
Bring back gta 4 flying out car windows
like that wasnt in gta v
it is
only in single player though
In multi player
Lol you pinged her good luck
@still bobcat invited you
My pinging isnt stupid like we used to
I just needed to show mr riza how shit my driving is
it’s clearly very important
Mr riza 💀
Because we cant fucking read people mind

Okay then...
Ms RizaRedRose
Ms.
Ms dumb dumb
She prefers like that
If I'm not wrong
okay we fixed it
@tidal yew are you online??
He's at work
Ehhh no
Man this always happen with me
Okay
You can try the lfg channels
I'm at work
Prediction for mansion dlc part 2, new heist where we rob mr faber. Would be crypto money in different forms (bitcoin, nfts....) so no bag size limit like in cayo
For tier 4 finding player hard
Unless u put extra stuff there like gold or mini statues
add crypto rug pulls
I hope i dont have to grind to buy another thing for it
i literlaly dont have money as we are speaking
I personally dont think it is prob will be from the mansion or an old property getting updated
Like maybe the moc ?
All money gone from mansion and security upgrade and 1 car
Prefer? I am ;-;

are you free bro?
I kinda like this style
Tiny head

You know...
You don't have to..
Do Front-flip like that
umm
really no idea why game decided to do that but atleast you got a concussion
deserved for doing docu forgery tbh
oh god
what is wrong with you
why do it
He got a truck at least
Use that money to buy a Vigilante instructions manual
god bless whoever discovered mask audio
Lol
I used that to skip reload and animation in diamond
I discovered that from YouTube video


Are there any freeroam missions I can make use of titan in
Any free roam mission with buncha enemies on the ground I suppose
i'd use that titan in some random contact mission with randoms
headhunter? 





















