#gta-online-mk2
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what the heck
Minecraft got 151 more hours then it deserved
2mil38 hours??!!!
Bro playing gta since french revolution
@neon acorn
fuckin crocs
Mikko its 2026 unbald yourself

2026 people still don't have elite t shirt 
nice t-shirt
That suit somehow
Oh for goodness sake

thats 233 years of GTA V...
i pray for you

Thanks
Thats why I dont wear it, I just own it
.>
They doing it while I'm at workplace

Excuses

so, when the x2 on the autoshop ? 
Already for a month
Only for GTA+
^
So there's a chance it'll be also x2 for a week for the poor people so that gta+ get x4 
4x autoshop would be pretty insane
Shh 🤫 we want hangar 2x
Easy million each UD run
No cause my alt is broke af
!gv
He's a speedrunner and twitch streamer, trust
Bout time Mikki
Hmm

Not if I deal with your MM report 
Im over here questioning when did untraceable own my company???
Ive owned MMI for 5 MONTHS!
Btw are there no additional roles for elite/cmm?
as in completing them over PlayStation, PC and Xbox?
Because so far I’ve done it over Xbox and pc
Nope
I’ll get my roles in the morning, transient needs their beauty sleep
Nope
Grr
Plus I can't
evil
Seniors can

It would take me ages to get senior and it would most likely be a vote within the other seniors
Ok.
And another, I don't think i would be suitable for senior lmao

Someone get this chad away from me…
If anything I’ll just get it as a custom role if I can get nitro
Custom roles are like gold patreon I think?
wtf
I thought it would be boosting the server
How much is Gold Patron?
!patreon
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Requested by: @storm nimbus
Sleep bad
For me anyways
Not sleep too much?
No
Hi
Ew
Are you
the amount of will power i had to get off bed should grant me a medal
Medal of Tank driver of course
Fr it's even harder during winters 🌨️
i bet u must be happy playing gta
oh thnx for the mention harry
its snowing here and lord
its so cold even with jackets

npcs in gta are such chads for wearing short clothing during snow
i must learn this power
I wish I have that power
Just getting annoyed by it
Wasting my time due to my body being exhausted
I am forced upon it
You really need to fix your schedule...
Unfournately
That will never got solved until holidays
same 👆
i come home tired and dont wanna sleep with the rest of the freedom i got so i stay awake and sleep late
the cycle continues
In my case
Its for studies
I spend 7:45 to 14:30 through monday to thrusday in school, annoyed by students and headaches, and by the time i come home at 15:00, i am already tired
Then afterwards i have to study and sometimes i get distracted by other duties and before i know it, it is 22:30 and my body is exhausted
Cant even bothered installing gta and hoping in
Dont even have time to hop in
i miss my friends but iam glad i got away from there
no need to worry about grades and exams 
gimme my degree and iam out
In my case
I really wouldnt miss anything
My whole life, everyone keep telling me to enjoy my youth and i never felt like i enjoyed it
Heck looking back, i cant think of anything postive
Unbelievable
No
No
No
No
haha
people say they leave and they just lurk here
ive seen people make big announcements on reddit saying they never come back and they ofc do

😅


I am only retired because the game is too laggy for me
and also school
And that is how you become larzy
although ill be honest
that offer sound so interesting
these days, i dont even want to sleep and for bad reasons
wdym larzy
i thought u were clzmates
larzy is 24 years old...
i am 18...
ok
we are not classmates
we are just friends
who like to annoy each other a lot
by shooting rpgs in doomsday
he is banned from using explosives
ironically
people say that i look older than him XD

larzy i didnt say nothing behind you back
this is all on martol

=W=
Oh this is katto i see
Hello
HA
Larzy asleep
He will never respond in time
Uncle always sleeping
Yes
Dreaming of a chance when he is a relationship with a girl and play gta with her
idk what he dreaming though
It could literally be idk tea?
dreaming of doing act 3 with RPG only
that sounds explosive

Don't expose your dreams on other people 
U older then me dumb kat
Damn npc's
npc: 30-40mph
You: 100+mph
driving on the wrong side is better. they don't do this then
or use a cop vehicle with siren
@tidal yew bro you in for doomsday 4 player cmm?
keep him away from rpgs
Do you wanna come?

Listen to this man
This happens

Sometimes they turn into you
never happened to me
I didn't land it
i'd still count it
I am not taking him maybe
RPG to the back of your head, lol
In his defense, you could see he had it out.
But what he was doing with that rpg
killing the jugg probably
Or he tried
But by it's was open space
There was no wall

Until someone runs in front
make him hide all the explosives in the gun locker before doing CMM with him 
Found this lol
Let's do 3 player cmm

With larzy
nah man i'm cool 

@fierce mason do you know the answer?

Maybe messaging your head with explosives
@sleek prism
I'm not in that vid, Martol sent it back then
3x madrazo hits 2x document forgery 
No!
What a load of shit
Gimme the link
What abt this one lol
Customer cars?
Lol
W week
x2 on document forgery lmao
Fr
Exactly what we needed
Pure turd
Lol
@fast bridge don’t you dare
Dare
This is the disrespect the devs have for the community lol
madrazo hits would be quick 90k but it's only once a day 
well at least my decision to grind arena war paid off, not missing on much
Lol
prize ride is nice and guaranteed to win with drag race
will do it since its on my list
McTony Cargoship 
I will do it
i'll do a street race tho, gives me a reason to use my rt3000
well it's top 5 so it's stupid easy no matter what race
i'd liked 2x on pursuit or drift races
transform races are mostly luck
Isn't up chilliad one of the toughest time trial iirc ?
that's down chilliad
Yes, down sucks
it's not too bad if u job tp
anyway massive L week
Most of cars get stuck in bushes
is good?
No
x2 on the worst mc buisness should say a lot
Madrazo hits 100k each? And Auto shop cars 100k each?
Document Forgery will now be as good as pre buff Weed
Thank you Rockstar you’re so kind
2 bad weeks in a row
next one needs to be a banger, and since thats when the odd jobs will arrive, i expect x10 on them
4x Auto Shop client is alright but yeah I’d rather have other things on bonus
nice new content
does it even look good ?
no idea
it will be at simeon, probably with the livery equipped at least
not even an adversary mode as well, its transform races that are featured 
Guys tell me something if we buy car with that livery if we sell that car after do we lose that livery???
i'll take this as a no imo
@lost lily @tame holly
Idk i dont sell cars
Wait wait wait
4x or 6x Client Jobs
Also auto shops are gonna be 90% off if you have gta+ im pretty sure
If you have gta+ why you need 90% off lol
Yes
Wait is this mini heists or not i keep mixing them up
Just the cars
Or 200k 
GTA+ already has 2x on the contracts so not that unfortunate lol
Mid event week i see
Iirc we’ve had G’s Cache boosted before
Mini heist = contracts (silly)
Yeah
4x client jobs with GTA+ 
That’s a lot of money
Easy autoshop t4!
@plucky burrow
hello
i have a pc
nice
ya know its not the contracts right?
Shh let them find out on their own

yay I got my roles
ingame?
maybe u didnt deserve it in the first place 
On the discord lol
weird
It has only taken 12 years for me to see this car spawn in free roam
how
idk
But have you seen adder
that car is so common near the og apartment
i own the arcade there notice it alot
I have never seen it spawn in, I only heard of them spawning in by the nightclub but I saw this one at LS Customs
have you seen substracter?
No
u have the second version of the dubsta
might be an interesting thing to grind
the gold one?
it can spawn in gold, silver
I have seen the gold one a few times in story mode up in the hills, not sure if I have seen the silver one though
eitherway u can respray it
its hard to get and might be a nice flex
u can use agatha bakers version to spawn one
where does that one spawn in usually?
my method was to roam around the main LS customs near the city tho the airport ones have their chances too
I am surprised that I have never till this day seen the sentinel xs spawn in by the arcade right next to Eclipse towers and that is the one I own
hmmmm I see
"virtual photographer"?
u take pictures in gta?
or other games as well
mhmm
gta sometimes, but mostly other games
I would take more photos in gta but you can't really pose your character and such like in other games that have a photo mode
true but u can still improvise

yeah that is what I do in gta

they completely forgot about arena 🙁
I've been waiting for arena bonuses for a while now
gotta love getting cash and then cancelling heist only to get cash again
next time i gotta disconnect the game before paying the second amount
cash is fine except nobody joins in lfg
it's pretty bad
but not the contracts tho
4x for GTA+ is alright but yeah 2x isn’t good
Very bad..
x3 carwash gives the same vibes
Id say slightly better since this one can help a tiny bit with LSCM rp
what's your lscm rp level?
below 100 T_T
I see
2x doc forgery with mansion boost will be, interesting. Thing is ur selling every hour tho
I wanted to get level 700 hoodie
but I realised it would take too much time to get it
it is too repetitive and tedious
I don't know what they were thinking with this progression
they were thinking: hey lets do something these mtfckrs can keep grinding forever and never finish it
this insurgent guy is the biggest opp in the game i swear
how are you instakilling me while being upside down
fuck off
It’s funny because I was actually asked for it 
I don’t know what they were thinking with Arena War
it is as bad as lscm
they just copied it
At least you can actually grind with LSCM
they should’ve added singleplayer missions in arena war
instead of “do these modes”
what's your lscm rp level?
maybe Bryony and Allen would’ve been relevant
LSCM level unlock requirements are a crime yeah
Nuh uh
I wonder how many Auto Shop contracts you need to do to get Level 1000
@still bobcat what’s your Arena war level again?
why would you only be doing contracts, it’s not the only way 🥀
It’s the best way iirc
Doing the races isnt all that great from what I remember
It’s the most fun way
Like you can earn a large amount via LSCM
it is the fastest way to get lscm rp

Well I mean you can’t do any of the methods at the same time
what about winning the prize ride
You have to pick 1 method and stick to it
From what I remember it was like 25,000 LS race wins or something to hit level 1000

Well
You “have to” sell 1000 exotic vehicles
I reckon you’d already be a high level from that
Probably yeah
I’ve done a few hundred LS races and over 200 auto shop contracts and I’m only around level 270
But tbf a large majority of those auto shop contracts should be from before they gave LS rep
According to Reddit, you can AFK in LSCM for 4.5 months and it’ll be done
Oh god 😭
electricity bill 
gtg off break
Not that much
It’d be one of the last things I need to do
LS rep 1000, Arena War level 1000, and like Tier 4 challenges
But I honestly do NOT want to do any of that I’ll stick to messing around in freeroam
When im try Tuning my Vapid Guardian inside mansion and this happen
woah thats cool

nice upgrading environment for guardian angel
Actually that Guardian 3rd street saints

I love staring at my truck in my mansion club
Tuna came in between my rpg range that's y I died


Only 1 left!!

yeah just the film reel left to get
Uh huh
Ive made it already clear several 1000 times that i am not in a relationship
and i will say it a 1000 more times if it can hit through your thick skull
Sleeping with it
is it any good? 
There a new pegasus vechiele?
pretty sure it's been in the game for a very long time
then its a bad vechiele then
well it's a bus 
hence bad
yeah but it's fine to drive randoms/your friends around in a lobby
and just meme around
hmm
not a good way to produce a lot of money
like that matters when you have over $100mil in the bank
I have 1.4 mil...
time to earn some more money then /s 
I am retired
I know, hence the /s part
Unless there is more michael dlc then i have no reason to reinstall the game
Nor do i really want to
half of my storage gone just for my game?
No thanks, ill go and 100% other games in my list
or get distracted in mass effect 2
why are u in the server? xd
not that i want u to leave iam curious what kinda answer u would give
Das hound
#community and just cause i am retired doesnt mean i dont want to play
its just i dont have a strong reason to play right now
ok
R u in school

Not on sautrday and sunday
Finally home

Bro who i should take for 4 player doomsday cmm
Just need one guy
I think @nimble sable @neon acorn @storm nimbus were talking about it
I dont think Angel will go dur to her brain melt for doing DCMM too much



You're older then me 
Forever young
Nah you old old baba
Ngl, most actives here don't rlly play gta much anymore
Even mods
Let me do cmm
I’m hungry for heists

Doomsday cmm?
I want to do apartment cmm i can join you after doomsday
???
I’m not hosting it @real peak is
x2 autoshop i knew it ! 
X2 document forgery as well, so much money will be made
Mainly from that ofc, autshop stinks for money making 
probably the best time to get T4 Career Progress done for it
Oh dint know that I will help you then
I need elite too
I don’t need help
I’m the helper
thanks for the idea
be a 🐀
how would u deliver 10 exotic cars in a day tho ...
just fly around?
Would you do the honors of sharing that guide
@still bobcat sprinkles
Nwy has it
cool 

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It’s easy to do, just time consuming
yeah, its just one-time thing, ill do it
Having a friend also helps since you can both search for it at the same time and cover more ground
I feel like every time I try to collect them all they don't spawn
Is it fine to fly or do you have to drive?
Like I'll go to every spawn location but I'm like missing one
you can drive, but flying means you can cover the ground quicker
more speed > more ground covering > able to do it fast
When I did it 2 years ago i used the Sparrow for it

Raiju is probably best for it rn
Someone pinged me??
Me
Oh but why?
Maybe you should check the ping.
staff deliveries of autoshop count towards the T4 $5M total earning objective right?
Yes...but...dont...
wdym
what
THEY GONNA WRECH YER CAR!!!
@real peak bro you can come for cmm?
No clue and I got that tier 4 (was one of my first one)
Dcmm or cmm, final plz..
Doomsday cmm
Good
I drinking monster can, will go home soon
hmm
alright
go and make 5000 x 10 to the power of 6 dollars
Going with who?
thats fine
Then yes, it count
I have two player with me
hmm you need help
i know people reliable
@tidal yew go help them
cool 
Please one of them Not a kiddo
I dont want yapper all over my ears...
Heading home now
Ignore them, they do
they’re saying to not use them as they won’t always deliver it in perfect condition
But it’s the best time saver

yup exactly, itll at least do some progress
I’d rather have them do the work
@real peak when will you come??
when they get home 🙂
they said that they are heading home now, which likely means that they are driving and not able to provide an answer to your question yet
Oh okay lol soory

Just got home, take a shower and will onl soon
Okay sure
You and other 2 have experiment of doomsday heist before?
U need help with anything today?!
There one guy I am skeptical about
I just added him now
I am thinking of kicking him
He yapp and don't listen
Kato?
?
Nvm nthg
@tidal yew do you wanna come??
Sometimes
He can't come he ghosted me lol
I feel like Martol and Larzy are switch
Martol young age but act like old age
And
Larzy uncle age but act like young age

Someone said it perfectly
If someone ask who is micahel and trevor
Just point at us
You asked him
if he ghosted you, why are you assuming he gonna come?
Ask his age
25 mins of driving bikes from my doc forg for a lvl 50 to blow the final one up
He said 21 but I don't trust indian people online
He sound like child
And don't listen

Well from experience
I find that indian people sound generally young
Got exhausted from work and just got home..
Renix
Before you ask
I dont have the game installed and i have a math test tmr

Do you math test in gta
He counting every money he got and spent in gta
Nah aint got that muxh time to play all of dcmm
No. Math test for school tmr
Need to prepare that thing
cant hop in even if game installed
Does anyone wanna get CMM done?
I only need one more and wouldn’t mind helping out someone

You going for elite again?
Are you doing 50m challenge???
we've already done the elite challenges 🙂

50m challenge??
Everyone has an orb of confusion equipped today
Yea...
I’m not doing the elite again on pc
Nah, 4x autoshop deliveries
Still good if you can find those cars with the full docu supplies in them
😭
The brains today are sleepy
@ornate quartz so when do we start?
One guy offline maybe wait hour he told me he was going out
he told me he was going out
flex


Hw much hrs u need to do ghe dcmm 
6 hours
I knew it
Discount list is the least ive ever seen
biggest meme of all time
I'm just on Diamond Miner rn
@real peak accept friend req let me add you in personal group
this week right, yeah. Mostly there are at least 8 cars
I remember they did it back in September/October as well

firebolt asp with HSW isnt bad tbh
I'd buy it but can get free one if I bother to do FIB files
Need to find people to grind cause it counts if you do others finale for the award
thats a good idea

It’s a sexy car
I’m not buying it though, gonna earn it from Garment T4
So your saying you wanna grind it 
Bro is motivated
You're not the first one
I've also read it like that at a glance
Yeah
I only need to do 20 files, it’s been like that for almost a year though
I too have like 24 left

@still bobcat Can you help me with LSCM?
Just got home after explained to boss about why go home early..
He really not happy about it but....he still forgive me

with?
To get a prize car
I like this hoodie somehow...I think I need to buy all of it
Time to grind LSCM level
Inviting u
:(
:)
You can't access casino
That's why I have to use VPN
Where do you live?
@still bobcat Send again
Vietnam
Is your job done?m
Look at my character
OMG...
Gosh..dammit
I spitted water
How do use burnout @still bobcat
I mean...shift up

keyboard or controler
Keyboard
right shift
Where u doing burnout
Oh...
Oh wow...
@still bobcat
My brain being silly..
I press enter instead right shift..
can you stop
I'm sorry!
I can't do today so you have to find someone else now
Help me do 3 player or 2 later
In weekends
Probably
For a mode about manual shifting it's strange it can lower your gear back to 1st
So the one we doing is auto?
Are u doing drag races
I tell u the fastest cars for drag races
Sports - D10
Tuners - jester rr
Muscle - pisswasser dominator
I just did jester RR with nwy
Welp gotta buy the Dominator and remove the drift tuning on the jester i guess
D10 somehow the dift too much
Oh baby that D10 hoodless
I need that one
Mask...isn't it?
Not a bike
Or something
What is it did u check
I checked everything
From my garage, nothing at all
Not sure what that is
Nvm found it...

A lost cause is what it is
Better than that bike

Don't worry I once got a shitty npc car as a mystery gift
Comparing Invetero Coquette D10 to Dinka Jester RR:
$1,510,000
1,600 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sports
1:03.797 Lap Time
130.5 mph Top Speed
Somehow D10 pursuit so slippy like ice when turn
I got moonbeam, panto and hakuchou from it
1 great, 1 decent and 1 trash
you lucky
The moonbeam sucks and makes up for the panto luck
Be the rocket voltic or lost slamvan at least

Hakuchou ❤️
can we buy the lost slamvan at lscm?
Nope
Very
I'm sure @alpine basin has it.... 
And wall only flex both of us and make us jealous (I really want 1)
People prob shared it with gctf




You ruined our Ehehe…
btw is anyone grinding with these new weeklies?
You means auto shop?

Is there smth else to grind? 
At this point I would hop online if Sessanta sends a message about customer car. Still need 220k to finish T4
Arena war for career progress ? I mean that's what ill be doing once im done with the weekly stuff
I meant weeklies
And ye, Arena T4 
Only 12 more skill level 

Me right now

I'm stealing this and maining it
do the f1 wheels look good on any car? 
subjective
I like how they widen some cars and look from the back
on the r8 they might look good
Which car is that
idk the name in gta but the audi r8
I've never seen a third person(duo) in my 1000+ cayos
Found 1 result
This vehicle was added on November 10, 2022. Acquire it from Benny's (conversion).
Prerequisite: 10F ($1,675,000)
IRL Counterpart:
Audi R8 Gen II
$575,000
1,650 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Sports
1:02.546 Lap Time
128 mph Top Speed
Yeah probably
Wait, who's third?
thats hitman, which is lumbago
and rn he's busy with minecraft

I have also played minecraft, last 2 days
quality time with son
Play with lumbago and treat him as your son too
He doesnt deserve that
what? This fraud aint letting me cancelling the job, bruh xd

most useful sessanta moment
Just realised it... why doesnt my clip have sound?
Why do we even have to do it trough phone? It takes up 1 contact slot i could've used for MMI or Lester 
you've should've those 2 contacts regardless of sessanta or whatever
lol document forgery


🦗
🐢

curious how many u own rn? xd

wdym deciding
Idk
i bet even your gta character is dissapointed in you
i wanna see screenshots of this lol

in all seriousness imagine inviting an anti-griefer into your garage full of oppressors
the guy would just collapse
thats why i never chose sides with being an anti-griefer myself
i just minded my buisness
anti-grefers are as toxic as griefers are
i would be killing an actual griefer that killed me in the first place and then anti-griefer would join the griefer and knock the spark out of me
Probably gonna settle with 23
17 outside and 6- 2 each from my mansions
1 podium and 1 driveway
Mansion garage interior doesn't look good for displaying mk2
i bought 6 mansions but have 0 vehicles in them

this is solid list

Peak
Didn't even knew any of this existed
pretty much all glitchers know this
new methods will come
I only knew the trophies and plaques without unlocking, GCTF glitch and the mansion dupe because people yapped about it
Lets go more dupe glitches patched, PS users will suffer.
rare moments where i agree with athena

Real
I wonder when they’ll start whining about it
When did this happen?
prolly never cuz more will come
This weekly
f
Prob 24hrs
2 godmode glitch patched ??? 
What's deadline
900 more to go
Less godmode players = less griefers that cant be told a lesson on ps
Still a W
nope
unc
ive always seen him as a regular
All of us have been a regular
but iam still not used to him with blue text unlike the others
ive seen him before in red text
multiple times
I get u
From now onwards transient will be called auntie 
@nocturne fossil bro I need your help with something
which is

What's the timezone?
How will I use half truck won't we get shoot
I am little sceptical
And won't heli shoot homing missile
dont face sides













$1,477,500 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
