#gta-online-mk2
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Yes

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Ahh my bad I'll do it tmr for sure

Take his fridge
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first time i did it stealthy i went up the mountain and then down, i didn't realize i could shoot the cop and not get spotted still 
Shoot, not kill so dont headshot him, make him fall down

i killed him and didn't get the cops 

What kind of
Why you have a typo in about me
where
barley should be barely?
:D
300 fps 😎
Your memory mhz amount is my birth year :D
1923?
102-103 years old
Mikko had all the knowledge
I literally have to sit on the floor to play on my ps
Or i sit on a sofa far away from it even though the TV is big, my visibility is shit rn

Meant to be a good series
1992?

W man
They might just be really good
Totally
Ask them for advice
I should just ask you for advice instead
I don't play sorry
you can 
oi
nice scar?
Nicee
More awkward tho
same lobby 😐
(In case it isn't obvious, pay attention to the minimap)
Needless to say I was crashed shortly after reporting them
Cant wait for gta6 to release so we can deal with these skids all over again on a brand new game 😍
It’s pointless to engage with them, I’d leave there and then
Its literally every lobby atp... lmao
I thought that lobby was clean even but then they started rage hacking after I dunked on em
I wouldn’t play at all then
If you start rage hackin that aint even sweaty its just sad
where can i get one of those chairs
I didnt have to leave, they crashed my game shortly later
Guess I got in the way of the HVH 😔
damn, couldnt ask him for his affiliate code for his gaming chair
somebody just orbed my rc car lmfao
that trick doesn't work very often but it's glorious when it does
What everyone up to?
Just chatting to friends about stuff
Type shi
I like when it happens
Like intentionally?
or did you dive just in time
no they didn't know that they were using rc car
well i don't think he orbed it accidentally
they wanted to get them
what's wrong with it?
well in the past I'd just make fun of people that stay on legacy for not wanting to abandon their menus / modded accounts
but atp it doesnt even matter
lmao
so nothing wrong with it
why would they orb rc car if it is pointless? if they had known that cheescake were usning rc car they would never have done that
I have never modded and can migrate at any moment
Honestly, people are weird sometimes
never know
Is the money spent when you hit the RC?
Somebody reached out to me asking for help with Migrating to Enhanced
They share screen and its says ineligible, I look at their stats, 1 billion dollars, 1 hour played, and the Rockstar Verified T-Shirt unlocked
Tell em to wait a month
Whats in a month
Migration eligibility
Is that an actual thing? This user tried migrating months ago with the same issue but gave up
Can you help me too? I'm new to GTA
same

LOL what a 
I dont see the issue?
ULP's last mission is so spooky. I was expecting a screamer, but it never happened

Every day
Become my meatshield for Career progress plz
But i want to sleep

I can help in 4 hours+
Well.. how are you playing then 
My mind >:]

I have tomorrow off so i can help whenever

There was no accident
Getting modder'd again
Man are these little shit stains ever obnoxious
Did they ever fix the ocelot virtue bug where you cant throw explosive projectiles out the window if you have the imani tech armor upgrades on it?
how
most random spot to smoke
I think u can set up the crew logo as the mc logo
seems chill asf
The fbi bomber jacket gal is a BADDIE
Yes she is
"retired from gtao" and sends a pic from the game? :D
retirement is only temporary mikko
I know
@real peak When do you think you'll be playing 
Yeah, they spawn there all the time
2 hours or 3
Yappa
Im home
Okaeri

Like 89% of them
the virgo classic
Gimme smth quirky
Like cars people just scroll by on Legendary and Southern San Andreas
Best vehicle cargo location?
Interesting
Web smth sporty
Like smth from the 2000s or early 2010s
That had it's fair share of uses in missions
i want to say alpha but that is used for vehicle cargo
lynx tho...
nobody really uses it
used in missions i'm pretty sure
like the ulp counter-espionnage
also i have one ;)
completely forgot about the deviant
It aintent
These two I can consider
!gv
I was thinking like
Vehicle warehouse is a place to test drive any cars
Like..some car I never see before
And maybe you can find which car you like when you deliverry back to warehouse
tiny =w=
Chat should I just make a garage for iconic og GTA cars
Like the Adder, Entity, Comet etc?
Yes
6 or 10
mid range 
They nerfed my baby
Such a shame

Mid range 🥀

Jor mother
Sorry to say but

Angel
Bad behavior 
i love the entity but in what universe is that thing "iconic"
What kind of vibe is this?!!
I tried
Michael Jackson???!!!
WHAT
More like a officer of jurassic Park who always dies first
That kinda vibe its giving
I hate larzy
I didn't think I'd care about the police outfits
until now I guess
Get in line yappa. Who doesn't hate me

I've been hated everywhere

Still standing tall, still standing strong still too damn proud to say I'm wrong
Yup that song does suit me
Grr
This dispatch work actually isn’t that bad
Taco van is shit
Taco hater.
I dont hate tacos 
Taco van hater*
Liar
Couple of months
Nice
Now some rally cars are even faster
And I finally got r* editor again
ps5 good performance
The only performance I care about is the game not freezing when passing by the casino or in other random moments
And this applies to every game I was playing tbh
Gta, minecraft (with add ons), roblox, gt7
When PS6 comes out, will the PS5 R* Editor be removed?
nah, the taco van mission that I got was down the road from the lockup
I hate tacos
too oily/greasy
hard to clean off your hands
@neon acorn can you help me with delivery?
sure, but join my session
I hope no
How emoji without nitro
ah


I still don't know how you drive the boat so fast @neon acorn
Hold ctrl
I been hold shift all the time...
Bruh
What else are we gonna be selling? @real peak

Because I don’t wanna stay up late
Will be all MC and done
Is that ok?
Will you still be playing in 4 hours?
I did solo bunker so it's fine
Yea
We can gULP then if you wanna
punching bag
Average bar resupply
This is torture
i wish i was recording prior, i did a full summersalt
complete frontflip
Never mind
Lol
Get out
This would 1000% be the LSPD cops if we had to endure traffic stops
Ouch
My game is lagging like crazy
What the shitpost

Pain

We called lester when he went back to his car and thats why he came back so calm 
Nah, I called Jodi and had her reprimand him
looks like 360
Nice
Deserved
no wonder it called doo doo
Thx @neon acorn
nws
Time t o roll
But neeed VPN
@neon acorn So epic combat roll
And there goes 1600$ to fix the door

Lmaao
its low end anyway iirc, just take it to fill the warehouse and don't sell it
I heard just need to get 60% so everything will be top range
once u have enough low and mid ends in the warehouse, you are guaranteed high end
Top end is high end right?
yeah
I didn't use vehicle cargo soo long so time to use it again
the exact phrasing may be wrong on my side cuz my game is not in english anyway
Np, as long as top end
tbf just for the t4 since it requires having every car from every collection at once, i just sold the ones that weren't part of it
until that was done
now its just grinding the 25M with it
Ehhh I'm free tmr
ty
I got a car in casino =w=
Yea the one in podium
Oh it's rebla
SUV totally not gonna helpful ngl
rebla is the only good looking high tier suv
novak is ugly as shit
toros is even uglier and awful to drive
don't remember the rest
i do have one (from career progress) its fun
Omg..
My heart..
Stole the car
Bomb start counting down
Nick of time that I made it when only...00:01 second left
for import export ?
u just have to stay above a certain speed until the timer is over
you can do those with the iron mule to avoid the bomb entirely
which is kinda goofy
yeah let's just put this car rigged with explosives in the warehouse, it'll be fine
Those became quite easy for me once I started staying just above the speed needed instead of going max speed
Yep, it was too close lucky bomb switched to defuse
it always switches to defuse
Thought bomb will explosive when it down to 0
Not defusing thingy
gotta listen to what ur secretary says
28 cars now
11 top
8 mid
9 stand
Idk how maximum of mid and stand to get 100% high end cars
32 cars
Just keep importing and never export low/mid
the most annoying part of import/export is the cooldown for selling the cars
Well i collected "collections"
Yea Ive done the collections thing all 10
i think its needed for career progress ?
I miss 1 standard and stopped doing IE for years.
I already did it anyway, its just selling 25M worth of them for the t4
25m from IE? 
luckily the careers used the number from the ss screen
so already had 120,000,000/25,000,000
its 50M from hangar
and 25M from bunker
R* logic at its finest 
Hangar got some improvements.
yeah, still sucks as a buisness compared to bunker imo
Their logic is making you play more. Suffer more to be exact.
at least double money counts towards it. Thats a +
Rockstar’s mercy
hangar on 2x would actually be juicing
5m every hour just sourcing random types and selling in public session
they did say this month's bonus would be centered around buisness
- gta+
but considering we got meth, followed by weed, followed by cash bonuses, i can see coke getting the x2 bonus tomorrow
Yea
I will get mute for 1 day if I saY next week will be Documment x4
even at 2x document forgery is still awful
It’s locations are awful. Like, put all others to manageable locations, but put docs to the north of Alamo sea.
weed is also very north compared to meth, coke and cash
but atleast its right by the highway
But it is close to freeway
You can speed up
Or you have space to take off via plane
no joke bc of the x2 weed that lasted 3 weeks, out of the 25M necessary for bikers t4, 10 of those was from weed alone
I was doing weed for the smoking buyer sale.
Then after some point i said fuck it and stopped mcs.
Thanks to the developer who designed NC.
tbf i saw i was only 7M off the 25M necessary for career progress and with the mansion boost making it much more efficient, i said fuck it, i'm getting its t4 now
1 mid - 1 standard left
Weed sell is faster than other mc if u get dodo or buzzard. Assuming u don't job tp
nooooooo not a doo doooo
Doodoo painnnn

good thing i did most of it after buzzard got removed from the game bc of 1 singular drop
Bring buzzard back plzzzz
I had enough of this doodoo
And can I kill a buyer from weed?
He stole my 20 minutes
you can kill him after the mission ends
I just did
5 C4 and RPG
RWARRR!! I ALMOST HOME WITH 0$ WHILE BEING CHASE BY HELICOPTER
Helicopter: pew pew :3
Fix car: $0 -> $573
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
1 mid left, plz
Giv me mid
If you've 31 cars without duplicates, you'll get mid
Sell 1 standard
Completed
=w=
I got jumpscared
Didn't know there will be a NPC shootingg my car
;-;
11 standard means u have a duplicate
Duplicate?
Let me check
I sold 1 standard now
So I guess is.....good to go?
Oh wait
I found it


whats up wit ur rank being 2k?
that must be a bluff
It is not
he must be following xPsycho


😂
what u munching at night boah
eat some proper meals
Water and some fruit
check whether they're all unique
Hah?
whether there are duplicates or not
My gold fish brain
Let me check agian
All good
No dup anymore
My brain just like
I checked it before, no dupe
Then you said check if it dup or not
My brain: Did I check yet?
Did you?
Uhh kay
Gonna rob the bank real quick
Okie
oops
We can quick restart

Noww hardest part..
I love how you have 62k/d
I had 62 as well 😄
But 0. in front of it
Yep
The wang is distracting lol
I always run em over
Yea that happens
Ready when u are =w=
GOD DAMMIT
Wat now
Nub

combined level of all accounts 
still doesnt add up xd
or maybe he isnt counting properlly
cuz the rp value needs to be taken into account not the literal account number xd
yeah
Explosives don't count to the accuracy
Yep completed
they do for career progress
Now just need to go paper trail without use snack agian
eeeee no
They don't count
I using RPG kill jug just now
u dont know then
explosives dont void accuracy
Want me too..
Unless you want to avoid walking on top of snacks
Yea..I will stay from behind...
Just in case I ate snack..
LOL
THAT TIMING
I like punching people
Imagine 1 v 10 with Yeti
Nott lose any HP
Soo it will count this time
Going to sleep =w=
It's 1:17 am
Night night
Gonna take shower for my char -> check supply -> then go to sleep =w=
My rotate everyday when I'm on and off

forgot to enable my loadout 

The most awkward situation I ever see
is it frozen
@west stirrup I'm ban u from explosive user =w=

just fly away with that spoiler
Imma replace new spoiler tbf
Sticky bombs vs NPCs is major skill issue
that's why u use some armored vehicle
wtf lmao
W event week
@sleek prism NEW ADVERSARY MODE FOR THAT T4
the bonuses
another ok jump
ok 2x on nc safe is decent
Fr fr
garbage week though
Mansion raid? Hmm
oh yeah, at least thats a good reason for me to keep focusing on those contact mission t4
wonder if that mansion raid adversary mode is fun tbh
maybe will try to get my 5 win streak challenge on it this week if its fun
Send all
when could you do this 
320k or so for a full 8 crate business battle
hm
i guess that's not bad
especially if it's the scrapyard one
50% on railgun 
I'm sure it will be very balanced and fair 
its defending the vault, and looking at the space to fight down there, shotguns and proxy mines sounds very good for defenders
attackers might struggle depending on the spawn locations
Yea, was hoping for somethting to help me pick a t4 >.<
good reason to focus on the contact mission t4 at least
Hangar 20/50M
OG Heists 20/50M
Nightclub 19/50M
Doomsday like 99% left
I dont hate it but just havent had time for it yet
I just need the pistol only and all 3 dcmms, nothing difficult
do you own the biker businesses?
no
buy them, then they will unlock
fuck
language
Document Forgery sucks, but you gotta do 1 sell for Career Progress
cool jumps
vigilanteing all over the place
the more colorful is your vigilante, the better you are?
damn mine is black 
I just let my mc stock fill max hop servers until I get one vehicle 
doesnt it remove 10% stock
It’s like 5-10% yeah
But you’re probably gonna be lobby hopping for 10 minutes anyways I’d rather just get it over with immediately in an invite lobby
I love finding unattended mk2s and diving them into the nearest body of water
Well “immediately” but it’s still probably a 20 minute sell mission
i can see if being helpful if you have a bad location
I rather do that then deal with multiple vehicles as I'm playing solo a lot
cops too aggro
Lmao
lectro more like get rekt
That particular section of the road is crazy
i thought i destroyed the truck 
not the cleanest run but good footage of vigilanteing all over the place
Damn it can fly
wouldnt say worst ever...but up there for sure 😔
i was hyped for 4x nc but then i saw "in business battles"
who even do those tf
Will be on the lookout for the business battles in Paleto Bay and near LSIA
Can’t wait to arm the interior with proximity mines
how does 4x business battles work
you get 4x the product from one crate
But only pvp
Like need 2-3 players in there
in my experience nobody really kills each other at least on aussie servers
it's like 50/50
whether people are willing to share or try to kill you
but honestly if you aren't cool you aren't leaving the building with the cargo
the moment you come outside you get exploded and i yoink the cargo
close
I was jumped by an e-couple in a Insurgent yesterday.
Had to pull-up the kosatka guided missile
E-couple..
Turn out is a guy in girl character



shut the fuck up lazlow
how about english dave
eng dave is chill
knock knock mate
one love
If only you could buy it
wtf why is this garage accesssible
Aussie servers are quiet while others suffer 🌹
That's because everyones name is PhatCones_710
About 40k or 80k a crate
Calling Yohan and doing a crate thing counts
stoners
Calling Yohan?
thought it was 4x goods on business battles 
I'll check it out now, sounds good
call Yohan to do a goods mission for your nightclub
Only does 10k though
I think
It’s the same crate as the business battle ones
We'll see in 5.5 hours I guess
The Yohan ones count according to TGG
yeah calling Yohan is a nice way to help fill up your Nightclub
Once I’m home, I’m gonna quickly do the salvage yard robberies
I haven’t done this week’s one
And I still have the claimable Clique
TGG changed his outro and it stinks 🥀
when will bro changed it to Better Days
oof
Oof
Oof
I died on Dax mission so wanted to fail it and do something else, found a softlock 
drive away and come back the new ones should spawn
Why does your character looks like he just hate simply by existing in gta?
that character is sexy .
I agree
He mogs me
Air thrusting x Thumbs on Ears
jerk >>>>>





y the name ?
pepe-mk2
@turbid turtle you do know that Vigilante never gotten a discount right?
there are a lot of such accessible garages, I've seen a few recently
Gaslighting
Its the truth tho
yea unless my search query isn’t working it hasnt
bros running a search query 😭
according to wall that's not true
my document of weeklys
it was discounted many times
am I the only one who doesn't own a vigilante yet
If youre asking that then yes
you should buy it
I dont like it
I haven’t found any mentions of Vigilante in #gta-news either
Because it never gotten a discount 

0 results in that channel history plus 2 years of me waiting is already enough proof
Still waiting on Wall respond.
Batman hater
I love christian bale
bro is the joker
😭

This new mod deserves to be fired
non
batman fans around here
why 
Me neither
It was on sale during Black Friday iirc
Not reliable
Search on YouTube
I also have like 8 years of weeklys exported into a document and nothing comes up
Do it yourself
Cap
So you have actual proof that it was on Discount then?
Imma take a nap while yall do research, I've done enough
i still dont know what scenario they're in to do this ]
thats the casino heist roof entry isnt it?
ya
makes sense ig with the ceramic pistol with a silencer as the gun
is that double safe money?
yup
so 100k per 48 mins instead of 50k
Can also be done in salvage yard podium robbery, but without the exact fit or gun
But the image is SnS casino roof entry yeah
damn that’s pretty good
i don’t think i’ve ever participated in any business battle
Danger Zone
I see your gears are still down..
peak livery
time to do a little bit of NFS
This one from Faber mission that we steal a car and hand oved to a guy from Salvage
Like we sneak into diamond casino to steal a sport car
I wanna go home

thats not the m3 gtr from mw, that car isn't in the game at all but a lot of cars have the livery
most fun chase ever
Max is 250k?
250k in the safe yes, so you'll have to collect more often
my boats
your boats in a fucken hurry man

🔫 
I think i accidentally picked up a snack from a juggernaut on clean up.... will still finish that run
good news, i got accuracy, bad news i didn't get either 50% or no snacks and armor
I'll just go on ez for the 50% damage
you're doing the knoway t4?
nah clean up for ulp
oh
ok that should be the 50% damage challenge done, only got the nosnacks and armor left
yup, no snacks and armor only
Blue chat
and its not only staff people talking
do i count

Harry is a mod now :o
I thought they’ve always been
not a long ago Harry was red
Ik
congratulations Harry
Congratulations Siranium
It was just like yesterday when you were a red
They grow up so fast 
also has the weekly started yet for anyone?
28 minutes
peak cringe
gasp..
@alpine basin are you able to help me sell my counterfeit? It's still 2x at the moment
Hi
Hi Rat 🐀
Idk if I even have your social club
Dude no fucking way the damn update hit
I have the weird name
Grr
YPR?
Yis
just restart the game 
It's never been discounted
according to Wall it was discounted many times
It won’t let me invite you to the MC
Homeee

hao
hao
oreo the best racist

How many hmmms are there
not enough
at least ten
wait is the nightclub goods not 2x?
Non
no
bruh 
nightclub's safe x2
i thought the nightclub was double money
and BB's goods
yeah hopefully tomorrow's weekly will be better 
Bring back casino 2x
Bro I can’t believe even you misread it 🥀
Safe is 2x and business battle is 4x (yohan included)
We need poor people in gta 
bwaaah replay glitch

i'll kidnap your cat
I'll zancudo your hangar

almost there
Got the 16 wave survival with an lfg player 
Lfn
thanks mr. Mikko
by any chance can I see your plaque wall, I bet its full
This STUPID mode i keep dying to a level 56
yis
How embarrassing.
Shut
They were haking
Average non Aussie GTAO server

Could be smurf




















