gta-online-mk2

[real peak]

The totally "Calm the feck down" from Lester

[split moon]

This lobby is truly full of some fatherless individuals

[real peak]

Snowman 😄

[real peak]

Who ignite the war first? Like the greifer first?

[split moon]

It was like this since I joined. Left my hangar in the starling, saw lots of deaths, see a pile of bodies on the beaches

get over here and its just

missile spam everywhere

raijus bombing everyone

oppressors spamming

etc

[real peak]

Opal: Step on the beach
All players: NOW ALL THE LOS SANTOS KNOW YOU HERE!!

No wonder its bad sport

[split moon]

Sure feels like a bad sport lobby

[real peak]

But..dont tell me that lobby is not.

[split moon]

why it so hard to find a lobby where people are just dog fighting and not acting like they haven't left their parents basement in 9 years

[split moon]

Bad sport virtually doesnt exist on pc because afaik the only way to even lose 'karma' is by leaving jobs, and you have to leave a ton of jobs in a short period of time to get into bad sport

though apparently cheaters can just instantly kick you from sessions now and the game will consider it as if you left a job

[real peak]

About that...itsss hard unless you have to ask someone...cuz..they are Random player
They use everything they can so...yea.. >.>

[forest jackal]

lol

[split moon]

Am I wrong though

[real peak]

You not wrong, just about their play style
I mean, those random players who lose their Raiju = lost about 40% power

[split moon]

Honestly a raiju isn't even a pain to deal with. Not nearly as obnoxious as the ones that just spam oppressor all day long and if they are on cooldown they just spam rc or job warp til they have it again

[real peak]

RC i can understand but...job warp is yea, they afraid of you

[split moon]

Nah if you hide in your RC you're a bum

[real peak]

EMP grenade launcher all the time

[split moon]

No like they genuinely dive into an RC, hide it somewhere, and wait

if they come at you then yea just emp em

[real peak]

I can tell.they have to use those because u better than them

[split moon]

Idk about that lol

its just fatherless behavior

[west stirrup]

Probably not

[forest jackal]

not really

[real peak]

They have to kick Opal cuz Adrenaline rush

[west stirrup]

I used to annoy people with the RC, uppercut torture

[split moon]

[west stirrup]

I miss doing uppercuts

[forest jackal]

favorite activity fr

[real peak]

Maybe pvp match perharp?

[forest jackal]

killing low lvls with mk2 👌

[west stirrup]

Orbing carmeets 👌

[grim ferry]

What's sad about being a high rank is

well "high rank" to noobs

[west stirrup]

Oh thanks for reminding me

[grim ferry]

is they will try to PvP you

just for existing

like if you're 100+ rank andy they will just see you as a target

[forest jackal]

FRRR

[split moon]

Everyone sees everyone as a target lol

Community full of toxic kids

[grim ferry]

tbh I don't get it

I am just chilling

respecting traffic

[west stirrup]

I mean it's an open word crime game

[split moon]

I didn't say I expected any different

[west stirrup]

What do you expect people to do

[grim ferry]

or when I use the raiju I just use stealth mode, do barrel rolls practicing and shit

and some random dipshit will provoke me onto a dogfight

like I was griefing and shooting people down

[split moon]

you actually get dog fights?

[forest jackal]

I just orb the jets

[split moon]

That's great buddy 👍

[west stirrup]

Manually or auto

[forest jackal]

auto got plenty of cash

[split moon]

I just pushed somebodies oppressor into the ocean while in passive. That was pretty cool

[real peak]

I wish I can sit in my mansion and watch the chaos view xD

But too bad this is not like Yatch

So cant watch outside

[viscid belfry]

hey can anyone help me sell full special crate warehouses in public?

[lost lily]

[split moon]

[viscid belfry]

join up

[split moon]

im taking a break from gta

but I'll give you a friendly word of warning

you have a 2/3 chance of getting into a really bad lobby

so, good luck

[viscid belfry]

is that so?

I was just selling in public yesterday

[turbid spire]

nah, some ppl get traumatized when their cargo goes kaboom

[split moon]

If you keep your head down enough probably be fine but never know when a cheater might decide to say "fuck you in particular"

[viscid belfry]

understandable

[split moon]

No, I've actually not lost any cargo during public sales

I've just been paying attention to how lobbies have been lately

and they've gotten exponentially worse in recent weeks

lol

[neon acorn]

Goodness gracious

[split moon]

Goodness gracious indeed

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Doin ya what?

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

🔫

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

Least unusual wall message

[tidal yew]

Ghost rider ❎️ ghost driver

[split moon]

we already did the ghost rider

[alpine basin]

he sucks at driving

[split moon]

[alpine basin]

oh yea

[alpine basin]

if it makes you feel any better, the other 2 tire markings aren't from this specific taxi

[split moon]

least comical opal moment

[sleek prism]

This time she is playing story with codes :D and I do all missions where you need to fly

[alpine basin]

the 6th victim is coming from the horizon

[split moon]

you're only at #6 ?

[alpine basin]

number 6 for the speed trials, yea

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup what the fuck, you were just rank 800?

[west stirrup]

Yes but I decided i want to combine my levels from over the years

[split moon]

He's got a really good gaming chair

didn't you know?

[still bobcat]

Got 100s of millions of RP from DCMM2

[west stirrup]

Mhm mhm

[split moon]

login, orb a stranger, log off type beat

[sleek prism]

Thats.. a lie

Combining leves arent same thing than combining rp and checking the level for it

[alpine basin]

RP scaling

[split moon]

nah bro its totally legit wdym

just add the levels of all your characters and accounts, the math checks out

you can even include the levels of your friends if you want as well

[still bobcat]

add the rp and then look at the table for what level it is

[alpine basin]

wow its over 80k levels

[split moon]

its only 188,091,300 rp

[still bobcat]

I prefer Xp when its flat

[west stirrup]

No but

It’s not like i added 1514 levels to my current damn character

[alpine basin]

I'd believe if you did tho

[tidal yew]

And people said AI was gonna steal our jobs

[grim ferry]

woohoo

he looks hella pissed here

[sleek prism]

[real peak]

2 hours before end shift so I can play gta =w=

Then gonna grind LSCM to get hoodie

[west stirrup]

Getting off work to get to GTA work

[real peak]

2job =w=

I only have 18mil.. need to add 0 from behind if I know how to invest

[knotty briar]

What level you at for LSCM?

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

15...

Thats all >w>

[real peak]

I dont wan get ban by shitposting =w=

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Thanks for the treat then 💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[knotty briar]

Damn

[real peak]

[real peak]

[viscid belfry]

Do try hard sweats that teleport and kill themselves every time they’re about to be killed actually think they’re good at pvping?

I don’t understand people like that

[still bobcat]

kd warrior

[west stirrup]

Cleanup no snakes attempt 3

[real peak]

They always do that

[viscid belfry]

It’s so moronic

[real peak]

Welcome to gta

[split moon]

I ask the same about oppressor / rc spammers

[real peak]

Andd off radar spam

[tame holly]

how about perma off radar thermal lazer or perma off-radar gm sparrow (for the player)

[real peak]

Every Rat tactic they can use

[west stirrup]

The ULP missions give such good RP i might grind them on ps5 too

[tame holly]

clean up made me so mad tho, killing those juggernauts without taking damage in the tight corridors is pain

[west stirrup]

9 tier 4's left for Niko bellic

[tame holly]

(i still didn't get the t4 as well)

[west stirrup]

Do i still bother

[sleek prism]

good mission for grinding is Extraction

Use Kuruma to save her without shooting

[tame holly]

oh yeah, i'm just going for the T4 on it, and its the last mission i need to

[west stirrup]

Do you need to go to the garage in the first place

For the GPS

[long cobalt]

Have you done it

[sleek prism]

Yes, then drive that green shit next to Kuruma

[tame holly]

nope, got consistent strats until the tight corridors on exit but for those i have no idea how to get them cuz the spot to take cover on doesn't let you grenade laucher spam or shoot an rpg through it

[long cobalt]

you can check out this guide me and gtamen made if you want incase there's any strats you're missing https://youtu.be/dh8C50OLxYw?t=57s

[split moon]

which is why you kill them before turning the power on

[tame holly]

which i do but they spawn once u hack the servers

[split moon]

yes, but still far less to deal with

[tame holly]

or enter the coriddor in that case

[pastel spire]

idk why i'm in this channel i don't play gta online

[real peak]

I set proximity mine on door sooo....it can deal some HP for easy kill =w=

[tame holly]

for the ones inside the doors before turning on the lights i just rpg the doors, blast radius kills the juggernauts

i know which ones have a juggernauts behind cuz of their audio

[real peak]

Breathing next to ur ears =w=

[split moon]

yeah their audio gives em away

thermals also work

[west stirrup]

I have music blasting in the background because that mission terrifies me

[real peak]

There are 2 jug start patrol once power is online upstair

[tame holly]

• 2 inactive, they activate once u hack the second server, 1st if its not solo

and since they are already there, free accuracy grind on them

[sleek prism]

why you are in this server you don't play gta online

[real peak]

I always clear first before hack cuz after 4 hack, 2 jugs will spawn, the one from exit and other one from random 3 doors

[tame holly]

for those i stay up and rpg them from cover, at worst its 90% of the armor gone

[real peak]

I love how jug start suppressing fire

[pastel spire]

cuz i used to play gta online

[sleek prism]

_ _

[neon acorn]

Kill them all

[west stirrup]

[sleek prism]

Yes, dont let them live

[versed lintel]

kill them all

[alpine basin]

ah yea, I used to play gta online too, like 5 seconds ago

[neon acorn]

It doesn’t work like that 🥀

[pastel spire]

Damn u an OG

[west stirrup]

It does

[versed lintel]

pretty clearly it does

[west stirrup]

Someones jealous

[neon acorn]

You have to link your rockstar games account and your details to Jeffery

And ONLY THEN

[grim ferry]

If I did that I would be 8,339

[neon acorn]

will you rank up

[grim ferry]

Actually scratch that

16,339

[neon acorn]

I’m rank 8001

🥀

Still broke

[pastel spire]

Real

[grim ferry]

I'm Rank 339 on my current account

I'm broke with only 900 mil left 💔

[neon acorn]

I remember when rdr2 online was new

And people were already rank 200+

NO LIFING rdr2

[real peak]

18mil...

[neon acorn]

In RDR money

[real peak]

1$

[neon acorn]

This is $7!

[real peak]

U put $ in front number?

[neon acorn]

We have to send you back to money school

[pastel spire]

💀

[real peak]

Oh...I thought (number)$ all the time

For whole my time life

[versed lintel]

thought wrong then

smh

[real peak]

Can I have sticker with "Dum" and put on my face

[versed lintel]

you may

what’s your sc @real peak

[real peak]

Remove _

[versed lintel]

[real peak]

Will accept when me home

[west stirrup]

_

[versed lintel]

remove

not add

[versed lintel]

yippie

[sleek prism]

your sc: Remove _

[real peak]

Will be funny if I make my name like that

[versed lintel]

and what’s yours

[sleek prism]

:D

[real peak]

Remove_

[sleek prism]

MadMiqo

since when zaya on pc

[versed lintel]

why didn’t you name yourself milkmanmikko

[sleek prism]

wasnt available

[versed lintel]

aw

[tidal yew]

3 weeks from now

[still bobcat]

I'm contacting RSGS

[sleek prism]

nice

[still bobcat]

Combing back through all these old RSGS tickets is so funny to me

Please remove $8.2mil I was tabbed out and was receiving money bags - April 2017
Please fix my RP a modder reset my rank - April 2017
Please fix my RP a modder reset my rank again - May 2017
May 2021, some misunderstanding and they tried giving me Rank 2500 as compensation, then 30,000,000RP, then 150,000,000RP, then back to normal

[split moon]

sounds like r*

[still bobcat]

Rihanna, Jeanice and Seth tried their hardest okay

[west stirrup]

Rihanna works at R*?

[storm nimbus]

Looks like the change worked

[still bobcat]

waaaaa

relogging now

[west stirrup]

Is that why you contacted rokster

[still bobcat]

bruh it signed me out of social club

[west stirrup]

I need to change my name too

[still bobcat]

Yes

[west stirrup]

I’ll miss the YPR-IROBOT

[still bobcat]

it keeps logging me out of social club

[west stirrup]

I think the employee screwed you over

[still bobcat]

[west stirrup]

What is a nwy btw

New years weave?

[still bobcat]

It just used to be snowy

[west stirrup]

I see

[still bobcat]

but then on vrchat everyone just called me nwy coz it looked weird

[west stirrup]

If you’re colorblind then snow might look weird right

[still bobcat]

rp glitch, get rockstar to change your username a bunch of 100 rp

oh im super glad im not stuck with crumpet until november

[west stirrup]

What do you mean until now though

I know gta sechs releases then but PC won’t be on launch

[still bobcat]

i changed it to crumpet in november last year so i would have had to wait until this november to change it

[west stirrup]

Ohh

Thought it was Six related

[still bobcat]

nah nah online 2 on ps5 will be my PSN

i cant access some parts of the website still

[neon acorn]

How do you get that award?

[storm nimbus]

Have people like your created content

Races, deathmatches etc

[neon acorn]

🥀

[still bobcat]

Probably just my friends playing my races back in like 2016

[tame holly]

best way for this is to spam invites to it in public lobbies and do it with randoms, most of the time they like it anyway

[real peak]

All I have just: plz change my nickname =w=

[still bobcat]

Hello Rockstar Support
When I go to change my username it says "Nickname is not editable". Could you please change my username to [blank]. Thanks.

[real peak]

Yep, just simple as that

[still bobcat]

You'll get a response that says what they want you to send them
-Old Username
-Email
-Username
-New Username

[real peak]

Yep

Cuz waaaayyyyyy before that, I was modder before =w=

But clothes and cars that time

[still bobcat]

eugh what

i thought joining/creating a crew gave you a percentage of your total rank

when i created the crew a month ago i was already like level 300 and when i joined a different crew i was like level 200

[real peak]

Finally home from workplace

[lavish mulch]

for free?

[real peak]

For free

[neon acorn]

Any idea what time the gun van resets btw?

[still bobcat]

No, but I'd have a hunch it's either 5pm or 9pm our time

[neon acorn]

Shit

I probably missed it again

I’ll go ahead and try now

[still bobcat]

I just drove my car out of my auto shop to drive it LSC

Actual brain in ass moment

[tidal yew]

Yappa

[west stirrup]

You stoopid?

[still bobcat]

No I not

[neon acorn]

Nvm

I got it

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[neon acorn]

GV daily

[tidal yew]

U need help with selling

Don't say i don't help you then

[neon acorn]

yes but I don't wanna do it rn

larzy

[tired python]

I lowkey forgot about this channel

[tidal yew]

Missed your chances

I'm only available for limited time

[neon acorn]

It’s better but dead nowadays

[tired python]

I will do my part in undeadifying it

[neon acorn]

Get that lazy tuna can back in here

And a bunch of others

[tired python]

Going to do Prison Break finale with randoms in a bit

[golden sundial]

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat do you have the Cayo perico survival awards?

[still bobcat]

no

[neon acorn]

Do you think we’re kind of screwed?

[real peak]

I did on male char only..

[neon acorn]

F

[still bobcat]

wdym

[neon acorn]

The thing like almost never comes back

I’m pretty sure there’s another thing as well

[still bobcat]

If there's hidden awards then it doesn't count for 100%

[neon acorn]

It’s a limited time game mode

But ok

It just sucks

Why would they add an award for something like that

And never add it back until every like 6-8 months or so

Stash house should be able to resupply the clubhouse imo

[still bobcat]

There's nobody in the world that would see 99.99% awards and say "You don't have the cayo perico survival awards that you can't obtain, you're a fraud you don't have 100%!"

[neon acorn]

Do you use the iron mule for the bar supplies? @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

no i didnt buy it

[neon acorn]

What do you use then

Just avoid S?

[still bobcat]

Just scruggle around with the gravity gun physics until I can get the doors shut

[neon acorn]

Hmm

I’ll try it rn

Did nothing

[neon acorn]

I’m grinding biker contracts at the moment

[neon acorn]

Have you done the contract variations?

[still bobcat]

whats that

[neon acorn]

biker 3

[still bobcat]

send me pic

[neon acorn]

wtf

I just realised that I can replay songs with my headphones

that’s so peak

I'm grinding biker rn

[still bobcat]

Yea Ive done all 13

[neon acorn]

Oh dang

I need some players for the other ones

[still bobcat]

Yea I can join

[neon acorn]

Tysm nwy

Newy77

67

[neon acorn]

1 min cooldown

I gotta do outrider and Prisoner which are the only ones that require 2 players iirc

[still bobcat]

the limo service one too

[neon acorn]

?

[still bobcat]

guns for hire
usually a hearse or a limo
and then a defensive shootout

also a 4th one
nine tenths of the law
steal a bunch of bikes and drive them to the dropoff point

[neon acorn]

oh ok

I'm buying this bike irl in a few years@still bobcat

[real peak]

Soooo...

I finished the auto shop mission

But almost die because..

Some random NPC...

Just stole my getaway vehicle and ran far away

[tame holly]

union depository ?

[real peak]

Yea...

[neon acorn]

best pilot

[real peak]

By become second Martol?

[neon acorn]

Never

Martol is grounded

[real peak]

sigh

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat do I have to wait for new contracts

or

[still bobcat]

you can switch lobbies for instant

[tame holly]

once u are done with the 13 different ones, always pick torched if its available

can literally be done in 2 minutes

[real peak]

I should grab police outfit for my female

X-X missed

[neon acorn]

I will switch in a sec

gg

wtf

rematch

WHAT THE FUCK @still bobcat

dude

I KEEP PRESSING ESCAPE

WTFFFFF

WHAT

I give up

what are you made of

bro

I was spamming as fast as I could

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

[real peak]

"Skill issues"

[neon acorn]

monster

@still bobcat rematch

[real peak]

What are you two doing?

[neon acorn]

one sec

[still bobcat]

you obviously made a script

[neon acorn]

I'm so confused

[neon acorn]

wtf did you do

did I win that round or did you

[still bobcat]

just spam a and d with each pointer finger on each hand?

[neon acorn]

that's what I did

[still bobcat]

you obviously won that round u made a script

[neon acorn]

WHAT SCRIPT

[split moon]

classic

[neon acorn]

idk what a script is

[neon acorn]

I used a controller

[still bobcat]

the arm wrestling match of instant stick drift

[real peak]

Fuck...

[neon acorn]

I don't use it anyway

but yeah

I just flicked both sticks with my palm

[tame holly]

ah the mario party strat

[neon acorn]

real

[real peak]

Idk if I can use iron mule on this truck

...Really want to shoot that buyer ngl....

[neon acorn]

Bugged?

[still bobcat]

No

[neon acorn]

bro it's Wall's car

1 min cooldown

I'm getting water

[sleek prism]

ok

[neon acorn]

micheal de santa

sexy car @still bobcat

76...

[real peak]

Will be different if 67

[still bobcat]

NOOOOO

[neon acorn]

...

I WILL NOT BE FIRED

I WAS DOING MY JOB

[still bobcat]

It didn't have insurance

[neon acorn]

OMG

dude

that was intense

[tame holly]

me after my stolen issi with imani tech got blown up (i forgor to put the insurance on it)

[still bobcat]

Rip, this was just $37,500 of chrome paint

[still bobcat]

lol some gremlin on a mk2 tried to kill me for no reason, some dude in a deluxo came and saved the day 🫡

would make a los santos resident cry

[neon acorn]

LS irl would be hell

stepping out of your house would cost $5000 🥀

[tired python]

Taking out griefers and sending GG and not getting a GG back is so satisfying

Highly recommend

[spiral lichen]

hey guys

anyone playing?

[real peak]

?

[hollow owl]

Leave my ps5 lobbies

Go grief a random f2f elsewhere

[still bobcat]

Some asshat spawned a bunch of crap in the lobby I was selling in, turns out, it remains even if you return to SP and back into Online

Why doesn't loading into SP get all that shit out of the cache

[real peak]

Rip nwy

[still bobcat]

just annoying coz u have to redo ur settings

[real peak]

And pain

[silk shuttle]

pepeg

go to main menu, or if ur on olegacy, go to sp and load a save

[still bobcat]

oh loading a save works? alr

strange that quit to story mode doesn't work but loading a savefile in sp works

[silk shuttle]

u need to go through the slideshow loading sequence

[sturdy tapir]

OREOOOO

[silk shuttle]

roomy

[sturdy tapir]

wassup mane

[hollow owl]

Bro I'm in a random race with 29 ppl and I'm the only one in a crew

😭

[still bobcat]

dead internet theory

[honest geyser]

All 29 players are not human

[real peak]

Doing ULP...rwarrr

[still bobcat]

same

[real peak]

Everything is 3/6 now

[still bobcat]

oh im just grinding it

extraction

[real peak]

Help =w=

[sturdy tapir]

KATO?

[still bobcat]

wdym

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

The Kat is Back

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[real peak]

And I died =w=

Truck is so slow...

Try to keep accuarcy 80%

But quite hard to do solo on part 4

[real peak]

Can't do part 4 DX

[spiral lichen]

who wants to play?

[real peak]

What to play

[spiral lichen]

Gta

[real peak]

Can u help me with ULP =w=

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak

Kato

@real peak

[real peak]

Busy, whatt is it?

[spiral lichen]

Yess omgg

[real peak]

Try to get everything in 1 run

[spiral lichen]

huh

nothin stressful pls

[real peak]

I'm not her doe xD

Awww screw it, nvm of it

Oh I got 80% accuarcy at least

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

huh

guys does anyone play fivem

[real peak]

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew kato back

Steal his catnip

[real peak]

Yea no, not gonna shitpost to get ban another 5 days

[real peak]

gg

[still bobcat]

750k of bikes and 200k of liquor to go

my first T4

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

He's on warnings

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

i'm surprised u don't have superyacht done, thought u might do it to ease of on the d-day grind

[still bobcat]

I was going to do it after 5x but then it lasted up until Michael DLC and forgot about it

[real peak]

Already 1 AM??!!

Cmon...

[sleek prism]

What?

Its 8 pm

[real peak]

Lucky...

[lavish mulch]

it's 7pm

[hollow owl]

Same....wait a second

[west stirrup]

It’s 8pm

[lavish mulch]

yes

[west stirrup]

Omg ur Dutch too

[tame holly]

it is also 8:26pm here (not dutch)

[lavish mulch]

yes totally

[versed lintel]

it’s 8:29 pm

[craggy mica]

same

[lavish mulch]

what the hell does this mean

[craggy mica]

[turbid turtle]

you should delete pc_settings file. I had the same issue. if it keeps occurring you should give it a go

[lavish mulch]

thankfully i just went into online again and it worked

[still bobcat]

IS THAT THE MILLENIUM FALCON

[west stirrup]

Fly to it

[still bobcat]

Im streaming, am I allowed

bruh

[west stirrup]

Lmk when they spawn the inception city

[still bobcat]

I left asap

But it's remained in my invite only, I'll do oreo's l33t trick

[west stirrup]

I don’t even wanna know

[still bobcat]

Quitting to main menu or loading a SP save file removes all the junk

[olive lotus]

Yessir

[west stirrup]

Why do you need you an issi

[olive lotus]

Uh its the best type of car

[still bobcat]

It's obviously not the millennium falcon but what is it meant to be

[west stirrup]

The aircraft carrier

HMS Luxington or whatever

[still bobcat]

oh is that like the hitbox or something?

[craggy mica]

Is mansion fixed?

Or still bug?

[still bobcat]

Which bug

[alpine basin]

If you are talking about the HsW removal bug, its partially fixed but very rarely does it remove stuff now

[craggy mica]

idk losing cars?

[sleek prism]

@untold dock is there possibly some heists today

[untold dock]

hm

already have 4p but i ask

[sleek prism]

np or smth else to do

kinda bored rn

[jade meadow]

Thats why i'm playing since day 1 on PC in invite only lobbies

[golden sundial]

Boring

[turbid turtle]

gta online offline

[broken musk]

How i felt when buying six mansions:

[golden sundial]

There are 3 more?

[broken musk]

No, I bought another 3 on my second character

[west stirrup]

It's not about the money, Its about sending

[golden sundial]

Yes I love sending

[broken musk]

Wth is sending

As in sending someone away to another country?

[golden sundial]

Sending Deez nuts to your mailbox

[west stirrup]

Yes

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

Your next

prepare the dysfunctional ICE agents

[golden sundial]

Local man, gets sent to a slave prison for a joke

Wouldn't be surprised if that happened

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

I wanna do it but I also want $999,999,999 in the bank for gold vault

[broken musk]

Yes that is my current goal too

[still bobcat]

also i've pulled the semi-allnighter

[broken musk]

I don’t have time for that

[still bobcat]

woke up late so

[cunning python]

HOLY SHIT that works??

[still bobcat]

yep I did it before when some noodle spawned the millennium falcon

return to main menu

[turbid turtle]

what's sp?

[still bobcat]

singleplayer

[turbid turtle]

I see, thank you

[still bobcat]

either that, or you can load back to story mode, then load ur savefile

which is 15 seconds slower on my hardware so nvm that

[neon acorn]

What the hell is that thing

It’s a miniature version of the carrier

[grim ferry]

the worst fit I've ever had: The Agency Fit

[neon acorn]

Bro dressed as a rank 10

[untold dock]

😠

[green fractal]

100mb

[golden sundial]

Bro's uploading malware

[untold dock]

malware

so close to perfect but those stupid rocks!!!

[grim ferry]

me and my new daily 🔥 🔥 🔥

that's cool

[turbid turtle]

your hands have been stolen 🙁

[untold dock]

can't have shit in los santos

[covert atlas]

Sessanta really just stole my shit

[grim ferry]

Rate the fit

[still bobcat]

does your character know hes alive

[neon acorn]

Apple Sauce 🗣️ 🗣️

[real peak]

Good morning

[west stirrup]

Helo

[west stirrup]

When i hit level "1000" i will change me name

[real peak]

U have To(2) flee(3) for 1 night(9)

[west stirrup]

[spiral lichen]

i can’t believe u have to pay £30 to submit an APPLICATION to get into no pixel that’s actually insane. and it’s not even guaranteed??

[still bobcat]

gta rp is slop

idk i could be bias

you go on twitch and you cant find anyone streaming the actual game

just slop using gta as a game engine to run roleplay on

[west stirrup]

God how i wish the next 4X will be Lester contact missions

[still bobcat]

which ones are those

[real peak]

1. Its Adult content in there
2. Avoid kiddo ruin the RP
3. Have brain
4. 30euro just to make sure u not a kid
   I believe those are require

[west stirrup]

Deez

[still bobcat]

i didnt know Titan of a Job was lester

[split moon]

theres two titan jobs

[west stirrup]

So my current character is level 808

In 4 days it turns 1 year

Can/do i go for 1k

[still bobcat]

192 levels in 4 days?

[spiral lichen]

it’s not even guaranteed to get in which is the ridiculous part, fivem servers are more greedy than rockstar themselves don’t defend them lmfao..

[west stirrup]

sey

[still bobcat]

not possible

[west stirrup]

If you say so Dday

[still bobcat]

Exactly

You’d need 13.2 M RP

I got 9.1 M doing D-Day 5x and that was nearly 2 weeks worth

[west stirrup]

oh

[still bobcat]

You’d need to do a 20x D-Day nonstop, or a DCMM2 Talismen

[spiral lichen]

i saw a fivem server charge 2-3 GRAND FOR A MANSION IN THEIR SERVER…

asi n REALmoney.

[west stirrup]

If it means i get more angels

[rancid parcel]

And some are going to pay for them

Seriously

[split moon]

[plucky burrow]

When the arena 3x come spam wreck it 3 race world record

Idk if it works on pc

[west stirrup]

Bo

[plucky burrow]

Worked very well on ps4

[plucky burrow]

Rude

[west stirrup]

Bo im not

[plucky burrow]

What the hell

Mods

[tidal yew]

What?

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

What

Was it patched?

[rancid parcel]

Yes (source: me)

[tired python]

Bruh this shit is actually so annoying

And the RPers use the #662769875655327759online tag as well which is ass

So can't even filter

[real peak]

I didnt cuz I didnt play it xD

So yea..FiveM for rich people only

=w=

[mild grove]

Anybody know if heli's got removed from mc sales as a vehicle option?

[storm nimbus]

They did
Likely as one of the drops was Devin's mansion and needs updating

[mild grove]

Gotcha. Thank you. I knew post ops got removed but wasn't aware of heli's being removed.

[storm nimbus]

It's likely only temporary

[mild grove]

Hopefully. Prefer those over planes.

[grim ferry]

almost got mystery

[hollow owl]

[grim ferry]

what the helly

[split moon]

You got hit by a cheater.

[grim ferry]

Man I am having a weird night

first I accidentally bypassed the 10 million chips limit

[split moon]

next session you'll see a popup that "you will become a bad sport for leaving jobs often"

[grim ferry]

now I am getting kicked by cheaters

[grim ferry]

didnt get that for some reason

[split moon]

probably missed it

its a short-lived message in top left

which you tend to get spammed with when joining a new session

I got kicked / crashed 7 times last night

shits cooked

[grim ferry]

ok

[split moon]

tha fuck

[grim ferry]

i'm listenign to somethign

[grim ferry]

'

[split moon]

a very misleading video title

[grim ferry]

?

[real peak]

5 hours before shift end

So I can go home and plat gta again

[grim ferry]

I gotta adjust this guy to be more accurate

[real peak]

Well...is he...

Half asian and half american?

[grim ferry]

supposed to be full asian but I fucked up when I first made him

[real peak]

Youtube timeee

I just made goth girl for myself

[gusty latch]

photo ?

[real peak]

Don have

[real peak]

Ooookay thats better

That more like Yakuza now

[gusty latch]

anyone in particular ?

[grim ferry]

No just my character

WHY ARE YOU SMILING

[grim ferry]

i want him to look like the type of guy you see in Hong Kong Action Movies

[gusty latch]

i see .

[grim ferry]

our leader cant go in the grate lmao

lmfao

[tame holly]

Most skilled random :

[grim ferry]

istg the Karin Astrope is a weird "Default Car"

[radiant loom]

Chat which one of these are closer to the 787b

[tame holly]

None

Get the re-7b

That is the 787b of the game

[radiant loom]

The headlights are so far off but they have the right livery wtf

[alpine basin]

Mhm, tital of a job

[tidal yew]

Dm me photo

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

I'll share with you the photo

[pastel spire]

can i have

[nocturne fossil]

no

[pastel spire]

Why

[nocturne fossil]

you deserve better :D

[real peak]

I will share when Im home

Trust

[tidal yew]

That's something hard to do in gta when you got friendly fire on

[real peak]

Only hint with this one

(And I killed that buyer)

Took me about 20 minutes...

I blame @tidal yew for this

[west stirrup]

Did you keep shooting him for 20 minutes

[pastel spire]

[real peak]

5 c4, gas can around the truck and ignite it

I have to pull over every 1km...

[magic ledge]

What’s better for mk2 heavy revolver: fmj or hollow point?

I currently run hollow point for one tap headshots but I just noticed none of my loadout weapons have FMJ and was wondering if it was worth using on any of the rifles or sumn

[split moon]

incin for the funny

FMJ is pretty worthless

[magic ledge]

Ah good to know, thanks lol

I guess people don’t use it for combating armored vehicles when explosive ammo exists haha

[split moon]

in the first place it isn't any more useful against armored vehicles than regular ammo

the description is a little misleading

[magic ledge]

Well in the sense of maybe shooting the driver out of the car instead of blowing the whole thing up

But it would just be easier to blow it up tbh

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

I could see this being useful against maybe oppressors or smt if you have a carbine or similarly high firerate weapon. But the main gimmick is that FMJ penetrates bullet resistant glass

otherwise its just 2x damage against a vehicle

and most vehicles have a lot of health

[golden sundial]

Fmj revolver is a good utility weapon for some missions

[real peak]

Except NPC so it quite useful for mission

Heli of course since their cars very tanky HP...

[split moon]

me when the npcs bring their 137th buzzard in the mission and 3 shots of a machine pistol knock it out of control

[tame holly]

if its not the weaponized buzzard i just shoot the people on the sides and let it leave

blocks the constant spawning of it

[split moon]

doesnt block spawn, as soon as its no longer considered a viable threat its not counted as a chase unit anymore

but you dont even need to shoot the gunners

Just hit the pilot or hit the tail rotor, whichever is closer or easier

[real peak]

Let duggan use special Carbine is a nightmare

Trying to do ULP without lose more than 50%

I just got up, bro beam me directly

My hp went red...

[tame holly]

operation paper trail ?

[real peak]

Yea

In construction building

[tame holly]

stealth the first 2 levels in the construction building

[real peak]

In third floor already go loud

[tame holly]

on 3rd floor, grenade launcher spam and rpg

[real peak]

It will affect the 80% accuracy?

[tame holly]

nope

[real peak]

I will try again, it so painful to do without 50% hp

Just got out and I got beam instantly

I got lucky 80% accuarcy when destroy jammer and get the van

But....

;_;

[tame holly]

after the construction site, park a kuruma on the hills behind the building where the duggans are and snipe them

[real peak]

I saw how my kuruma despawn next to IAA building so I have to fly there to grab it

[tame holly]

i used a different route than the gps gives for asset seizure

[tame holly]

mine always stayed at the bottom of the construction site, i used the elevator, it puts u right next to it

[real peak]

Oh, not jump down?

[tame holly]

yeah, u do have a few more enemies but if u do it slowly u can easily dodge the duggans shooting at u

[real peak]

I been jumped down all the timeee....

[tame holly]

just let the kuruma at the first waypoint

[real peak]

In clean up, still dont know how to get 80% accuarcy

Even use explosive rounds for my.shotgun

But I guess that will count

[tame holly]

i haven't done it bc of the last juggernaut which is in a tight corridor, but i simply rpg/sticky bombs/grenade laucher spam the active juggernauts from cover
the inactive ones i just kill them with an ar to grind accuracy

[west stirrup]

Splendid car

[tame holly]

a custom alkonost ? IN THIS ECONOMY

[west stirrup]

Is that a good or bad thing

[tame holly]

a good thing

i think in my entire time playing this game I saw 2 alkonost in a public lobby

[west stirrup]

I love the alkonost

Some random mk2 decided to chase me in it

[split moon]

the alkonost is just a silly lil guy

[tame holly]

pretty big for a lil guy

the true silly lil guy is the ultralight

[brittle hatch]

almost made 4m

[still bobcat]

Yea? You know what else he has? THE RO-86 ALKONOST!

[fierce mason]

Does he have the bomushka?

[real peak]

Hallo Martol

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[real peak]

Nothing

[tidal yew]

So I guess I'll just wonder around in game

[split moon]

Joe

[golden sundial]

[real peak]

[real peak]

Wut u duing in there

[rancid parcel]

Self explanatory

[real peak]

Press F to get off the screen

[hollow owl]

[real peak]

Jump off the plane

Goth girl =w=

[golden sundial]

[sturdy tapir]

Temu Viper from valorant

[tidal yew]

Idk wondering around

[real peak]

Meat shield for me in ULP

[real peak]

Really?

[sturdy tapir]

Gives off that look yh

[real peak]

[west stirrup]

that 2nd pic is uncanny

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Heh

[west stirrup]

The face looks so real

[real peak]

Right angle of camera = Da best

[versed lintel]

every gta character is uncanny

[real peak]

@versed lintel trully yakuza

I giv 10/10

[versed lintel]

that is even worse

[real peak]

Oh cmonnnn

That's art of purrrfection

[fossil dagger]

I guess this is what you ac

[versed lintel]

literally every character looks uncanny

[real peak]

Totally

Top ten would be Lester Crest, yes?

[versed lintel]

yes

[versed lintel]

yes totally

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @neon acorn

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[neon acorn]

Holy shit she’s so fucking hot

I love being able to make the most beautiful characters ever

[real peak]

[neon acorn]

You running around the vault has me stressing 🥀

[neon acorn]

I used to grind it back then

[golden sundial]

Well got out with a lot of time remaining since it's 3 people on normal mode

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

i did too, but i cant remember 2014 all that well

[radiant loom]

Yo chat

Quick question

I'd there any cars in GTA that could replicate this style ?

Like early 2000s tuners

[tame holly]

blista kanjo ?

also a good chunk of the tuners class

[radiant loom]

too lame ima be fr

waitttt

S95?

[tame holly]

i don't think so

[neon acorn]

S95 is a Toyota 86

[tame holly]

it got some good customisation but none in this style

[tame holly]

no, its obv a brz

[neon acorn]

They’re basically the same thing..

[tame holly]

thats the joke

[neon acorn]

Either way

[radiant loom]

the Euros has a really sick Sprunk livery but i gotta grind the Car Meet for it...

and you will NOT catch me playing the autoshop missions

[tame holly]

just afk in the car meet while u are sleeping

wear a car meet outfit for extra results

[real peak]

car meet outfit?

[tame holly]

if u wear any of the clothes u can buy at the car meet it gives a boost to rep level u gain while inside the car meet

so if u want to afk inside of it its the best way to do it

[real peak]

Have to be full or just 1 item?

[tame holly]

i don't remember exactly but 1 item should count

[real peak]

[wintry ermine]

Prairie is a good cheap option

[radiant loom]

i tried the prairie it doesnt have enough good customisation

[wintry ermine]

Sultan rs classic

Penumbra ff

[radiant loom]

i can consider that

Yo Previon or Penumbra FF

[west stirrup]

Penumbra FFS

[radiant loom]

alright

[still bobcat]

a lot of cars have that 2000s style livery

[radiant loom]

the penumbra's one is too FnF themed

man..

what else

[radiant loom]

heres my attempt

yeah its shit

[fierce mason]

Still better than my attempts at things when customazations

[real peak]

Tokyo drift

[polar copper]

@versed lintel

wanna gta?

[still bobcat]

every time i respawn i get 1 star

what

ok i guess it was a modder, emptied the lobby with resource manager and it stopped

[real peak]

Only modder can do that

[still bobcat]

im not modding

[real peak]

Not you, the modder in ur lobbyu

[still bobcat]

oh lol

[real peak]

Happen all the time

[still bobcat]

perks of only going into a public to sell

[real peak]

Ouchie my back

X-X

[sleek prism]

Can we get a good weekly next?

[real peak]

Hopeee soooo

[sturdy tapir]

Kato chill with it mane

[real peak]

But I believe MC business first

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

understood, time for x2 ceo warehouse (only the truck extra supplies thing)

[versed lintel]

can’t 😔

give me

3 weeks

pls

what’s your sc

[real peak]

Nyo

[sturdy tapir]

mods

Take his fridge

[real peak]

[polar copper]

bebekura

[real peak]

[versed lintel]

added

@tidal yew when are you going to accept

[sleek prism]

@hollow owl do you hear him

[sleek prism]

Like guaranteed?

[polar copper]

accepted