gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

like get drunk 100 times

ok so order a drink and change session 100 times

truly remarkable gameplay experience

dance 1h to each dj

ok so go afk for 4 hours

[gray parcel]

yeah it's real skinner box shit

[split moon]

Okay, ur sued

[hollow owl]

[split moon]

woah

Trace sitting in a VC alone, holding the secrets to the universe

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism what’s the fastest MC contract oomfie?

I would grind Life and Deathbikes but I hate having to drive to that bar

[untold dock]

you don't have to drive

[sleek prism]

Idk does it even matter, just do what it offers

[sleek prism]

bar supply van you can lift with Mule

[untold dock]

in life and deathbikes you can just leave the deathbike immediately and use anything to kill the enemies

and then not bring the deathbike to the clubhouse

it's one of the fastest contracts and no coolown

[neon acorn]

I need 2.5m from the contracts, does the bar supply count?

[untold dock]

no

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

contracts? you mean customer bikes?

[neon acorn]

no...

the biker contracts dude

wtf

[untold dock]

there is no challenge for contract earnings

[sleek prism]

what says you need 2.5M from contracts

[neon acorn]

oops

wait no

it's 50 contracts

[sleek prism]

ye

[neon acorn]

then 2.5m from the deliveries

[sleek prism]

ye

correct

[neon acorn]

ok nvm then

alg

[sleek prism]

I have like 43 or 45 contracts done

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

I’m gonna try and finish them today

[sleek prism]

customer bikes are somewhere 50% ig

[neon acorn]

But the bar resupply stuff is pretty annoying

[neon acorn]

those too

atm I’ve got 2/50

[untold dock]

bar resupply was by far the worst of the challenges

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

brain melting 🥀

I hate Malc

[sleek prism]

earnings from bar.. damn that is slow

[neon acorn]

🥀

I’m gonna try though

[neon acorn]

Did you finish your 25m from businesses?

[untold dock]

when you drop the van off to drive it to the marker and it just takes off

want to turn off the game

[neon acorn]

Idk why but the damn van started levitating on its own when I arrived

[untold dock]

granted my clubhouse is in a bad spot where i can't drop it on the marker

[neon acorn]

It was like that scene from stranger things

[sleek prism]

close doors

[neon acorn]

They never close 🥀

[sleek prism]

atomizer

[sleek prism]

yeah, behind Simeon isnt the best spot..

[neon acorn]

That’s where mine is

[sleek prism]

not yet, like 22M now

[neon acorn]

Is the vinewood one better?

[neon acorn]

We're tied

[hollow owl]

Singing to myself

[split moon]

What wisdom do you offer, trace of the acid lab

[untold dock]

10 more macbeths...

joy when you spawn right in front of the bar

[sleek prism]

Product earning is so wrong

[hollow owl]

Whatever you want to do in life, go for it. Nothing or no one in this life can stop you from doing what you enjoy, even if others disagree with it.

[split moon]

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn

[untold dock]

normally i play with music off but i've been listening to these nightclub sets and there are some bangers

https://open.spotify.com/track/38hebarNfiAhQaO2uPWYCB?si=350d4e14e7174a7b

[sleek prism]

probably should play also music off, gta radio songs listened so many times

[untold dock]

i turned it off like 6 years ago

[neon acorn]

Selling product of what?

Oh right

[neon acorn]

Maybe it hasn’t updated?

[neon acorn]

I have them still there put I usually use media player for no music at all

allows me to listen to Spotify without background music in the way

[lost lily]

@rancid parcel 1 more

[tidal yew]

Morning

[rancid parcel]

Not enuff

[lost lily]

i'm not a greefuh

[rancid parcel]

[sleek prism]

Yeah social club might show wrong numbers

[rancid parcel]

Im about to adopt 6 more children

[lost lily]

More than 5 = greefuh

[sleek prism]

I'm ok with 1

[lost lily]

Mikko is a saint

[rancid parcel]

Mikko is bald.

[lost lily]

Bald saint

[split moon]

I was almost not even gonna get the one, but it called me like the green goblin mask right after I bought my first mansion

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

🔫

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

You're at work u cant do anything

💨

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[still bobcat]

[tidal yew]

Yeh ik right

[thick rose]

🖼️ 🥃 oops no gold

[lost lily]

Where did he go

@real peak

[orchid rapids]

I lowkenuienly opened this chat without knowing

[lost lily]

It's a ghost town here

[orchid rapids]

Fr

[still bobcat]

gap between chips, never seen that before

[tame holly]

I love waiting 5 mins for the sell mission to start only to be planes that immediately blows up

[fierce mason]

I know

[jade meadow]

The amount of money you got in the bank... is equivelant to what i ever recieved in 3 years
(But i think i made 350 or 360 million)

[still bobcat]

Eh like $200,000,000 of it is old Diamond and Cayo money, $50mil of it is recent 2X Diamond money, and what's left is the remaining D-Day money

[tidal yew]

This is not something you should say proudly

[green fractal]

If you need to do all that for a fucking mansion, then all you need is a Del Perro apt, not a mansion.

You are poor af

With you, i mean whoever wrote that guide.

And people who needs to do all those.

[rancid parcel]

Cluckin Bell now pays freaking 1.5mil?

Since when?

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

Bikers t4 is done

And that is also 15 tier 4s

[green fractal]

Since "trust me bro"

I believe that is just doing the heist replay tho.

[rancid parcel]

Thats a console gamer I doubt thats the case

[green fractal]

You can’t replay with consoles? Methods change, but the outcome is same afaik.

[rancid parcel]

Heists is still the classic b2b but cluckin bell is a mission

[tidal yew]

I'm on my training period to become a mod like you

[opal rock]

The math ain’t mathing

[green fractal]

Well, i don’t do Clucking bell, haven’t done more than 2-3 times.

• I have 500m
• Too much hassle for 1m.

[opal rock]

You don’t even get 1mil lol

[green fractal]

In here? You applied?

[tidal yew]

I was going too bt the forms date was closed

[green fractal]

I remember your message after the deadline.

[tidal yew]

Yeh yeh that was me

[opal rock]

A month wasn’t long enough for apps to be open for you

[green fractal]

Your name should be MasterLazy.

[tidal yew]

Larzy*

[green fractal]

Or MasterSlow

[tidal yew]

LARZYY

[tidal yew]

Ok first of all I was busy that month

We I knew at that time it was closed

[opal rock]

You’re here everyday

[tidal yew]

Not that time duckyyyy

[opal rock]

[green fractal]

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

Maybe next year

[tidal yew]

Nah this year

Tracy said the forms will be out soon ig

[sleek prism]

I shouldnt buy one but hangar grinding made me buy one

[split moon]

I bought a raiju for hangar grinding

[opal rock]

They’ve just closed they’re not gonna open again soon lol

[lost lily]

Laiju is not good for hanger

[split moon]

It is good for hrgner

[rancid parcel]

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

got the single truck for the weed sell

max jackpot slot machine noises

[split moon]

and I am having a tasty little maple honey treat

so we're both winning

[tame holly]

Got plane 3 times in a row and had to reset twice cuz either they blew up instantly or high level random cant fly

[lost lily]

Why u selling with randoms

[tame holly]

bored

also to make it less painful if i have a shit sell mission like the trash trucks

or the planes, but that can cause issues if they don't know how to fly

[lost lily]

Man i ain't trusting randoms with business sell

[tame holly]

hey i no longer need them for mc now, unless i want to

got the tier 4 for bikers

my next 5 are prob going to be the rest of the contact missions i'm missing (ogfa, mercenaries, lowriders, last play and ulp)

[still bobcat]

hmmm

[fierce mason]

Wrong channel

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

well, time to start the celebrity grind

[brittle hatch]

you're about to start a gta youtube channel ?

[untold dock]

i already have one

my god this game is infuriating

10 minutes of trying to get 2 accounts into the same session

now i have to delete all of my keybinds just to even get online

[lost lily]

fill it with slop content and more than subs than tgg in 2 months

[untold dock]

how

it's so annoying

just let me play the fucking game

actually so fucking mad

how is the game this bad

i managed to get online once > join second account > your save data could not be loaded

i can join one (1) online session before having to close the game and delete pc_settings.bin consistently

truly remarkable

[broken musk]

PC issue

[west stirrup]

Xbot

[untold dock]

i might actually make a rockstar support ticket for the first time in my life

it seems like something gets corrupted after joining online once

[lost lily]

they might give you 1 or 2M as compensation

[broken musk]

Bro got biotch slapped

[lost lily]

You hit him in his noose

[broken musk]

Yessir

[knotty hemlock]

Who else felt like the hsw and Imani tech should’ve been available for everyone in the mansion workshop instead of gta+

[fierce mason]

Not really?
Its not an inconvince for me and you can always drive there

[opal rock]

Paying customers need some sort of luxury

[brittle hatch]

I don't feel anything

[gray meteor]

Do it

[untold dock]

i did and they just gave me the run around with dns servers and port forwarding, even though it clearly isn't network related

[kindred coral]

i just got called racial slurs cause i said that i play GTA on keyboard and mouse.... that was in another server... why does ppl just hate keyboard and mouse players on pc ?

[untold dock]

sounds like unsavory people you should disassociate with

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

i may be a console player but i def see why people want to play on kbm, those guys are idiots

[grim ferry]

My dusty ahh fit inspired by The North Hollywood Shootout

[viscid belfry]

Type shit

[untold dock]

@sleek prism sell?

[sleek prism]

sell what

[untold dock]

all my mc pissnesses

and anything you have

[sleek prism]

ok, let me finish this deathbike

[sleek prism]

send inv

[untold dock]

already sold weed

[sleek prism]

only meth is full

[untold dock]

well lets sell that

[candid veldt]

all I did was swich swssion

also funny that pressing enter to "restart" just quits game, no restart lol

[lost lily]

Shittiest anti cheat

[orchid rapids]

That just happened to me lowk

Btw is the clukinbell heist thing still on ?

[ornate quartz]

@hollow owl I want to join crew

[past gazelle]

do /joincrew

[ornate quartz]

/joincrew

💀

[livid agate]

u need to wait for the command to show up..

[versed lintel]

been on discord for 5 years and doesn’t know how to use a command

[sleek prism]

What kind of thief event is that

[ornate quartz]

I am on discord from 2017 and I don't use discord

[jade meadow]

Special pistole idk

You can get a special and rare pistole from the dude on the building if you kill him

As far as i know, its a rare event not happening that often

[split moon]

do yourself a favor and just get it done lol

get a cool pistol out of it

I spent an ungodly amount of hours trying to wait for that stupid event to spawn

[west stirrup]

Sell sesh mishaps

[ornate quartz]

@versed lintel can I ask some questions related to doomsday?

[jade meadow]

I can answer them too if you want to

[ornate quartz]

Why on doomsday heist people don't listen it is just my incompetent or it's his fault?

And sometimes npc shoot 3 time head

They say

It's really happen?

[jade meadow]

Your grammar really cooked me

[ornate quartz]

💀I am cooked too

[jade meadow]

But people not listening seems like a whole issue in gta itself

Idk wym with the npcs shoot you 3 times in the head

[ornate quartz]

Idk i heard from someone who was doing cmm with me

[jade meadow]

Well i dont even know what thats suppoded to mean

[ornate quartz]

Is my english that bad?

[hollow owl]

</joincrew:1329564975152500787>

[sleek prism]

1,1M left, yay

[jade meadow]

Which career is this?

[sleek prism]

Bikers

[jade meadow]

Oh fuck no

It sucks when doing it solo honestly

[untold dock]

bikers wasn't bad

bar earnings was the worst part since it can't be sped up and you have to go to the clubhouse to manually check the status

[sleek prism]

yeah

Lets do it then

[untold dock]

20 more celebrities...

still can't go to main menu

[alpine basin]

I guess you could say its hot

[sleek prism]

bc rockstar?

[sleek prism]

Yeah, cant touch it

[untold dock]

if i go to main menu i can't go back online without closing the game and deleting pc_settings.bin

[sleek prism]

[daring hedge]

@plucky burrow get over here

[sleek prism]

Didnt expect that

[plucky burrow]

Si señor

[daring hedge]

thats what im sayin

[split moon]

fell for the classic blunder and got cougar'd

[plucky burrow]

What did you say

[daring hedge]

senor por favor

[split moon]

That doesn't look like english 😱

[plucky burrow]

Buy pc

[daring hedge]

i will

[plucky burrow]

[lost lily]

there's so many of these random free mode missions now. i'm already in one and 2 more popped up

[untold dock]

should delete the cayo guard and metal detector ones once you've gotten them once

that supplies one is pretty nice but also infrequent

[twin drum]

are those getaway driver ones available yet

i saw them be announced in the dlc patch notes but havent actually seen one ingame yet

[wintry ermine]

Try in front of the casino

#gta-online-mk2 message

[lost lily]

you mean this #gta-online-mk2 message

[wintry ermine]

I saw it once there too

[untold dock]

yes they are

[sleek prism]

fuckin shit is this

[cunning python]

this usually happens when i job warp using haezee

and it changes my targetting mode whilst staying in the lobby

anyone who joins me then gets that warning

[sleek prism]

yeah

Usually its smaller and just press enter

[spiral lichen]

anyone playing?

[cunning python]

yea thats normal

[spiral lichen]

is the game dead rn?

[alpine basin]

Why would it be dead?

[sleek prism]

doing humane labs raid rn

[spiral lichen]

U don’t know this alert? lol

[sleek prism]

havent seen this long alert before

[alpine basin]

I love doing human{e} labs, specially during CMM with how quick it is

[spiral lichen]

ah lol

[sleek prism]

perfect, automatic

[olive lotus]

Free aim is so much better

[split moon]

free aim good RP

[untold dock]

@sleek prism do you have population density on 0

[alpine basin]

I went up a whole 2 levels off just helping people do sales on the 2nd sell session, I'd say thats pretty good

[sleek prism]

Yes

[untold dock]

can't ever get this drive right

[sleek prism]

1M more for og heists :D

35,5M left

[spiral lichen]

not for controller

[olive lotus]

I use free aim with a controller on my computer

[untold dock]

sorry for your loss

[spiral lichen]

so you like pain…

[olive lotus]

Um

The assisted aim is crap tho

[west stirrup]

Isnt it incredibly useful?

[olive lotus]

Idk i just hate its selection of who to shoot first

[west stirrup]

You can toggle between targets though

With full ass aim

[olive lotus]

I just find it too automated id rather just do it myself I guess

[plucky burrow]

I know someone who likes pain too

[rancid parcel]

[spiral lichen]

it’s not…

it’s literally aim bot lmao

[spiral lichen]

masochist

[plucky burrow]

[grim ferry]

I was playing normally, following the traffic and this insecure moron crashes onto me, he's pissed and decided to throw a sticky on me

[split moon]

Obviously it was your fault for being in the way

[spiral lichen]

LMFAO

hey guys

can i talk about fivem here?

are there any servers that allow enhanced

[grim ferry]

idk what's up with people but I deadass was just going to turn on the left side

but this guy crashed onto a stationary car, got pissed and decided to sticky me

[split moon]

Egos more fragile than glass

[tidal yew]

[grim ferry]

Collecting an impounded vehicle

[tidal yew]

Did you killed him multiple times so that he left the server?!

[grim ferry]

no

[tidal yew]

[grim ferry]

dw he's got my full attention now

[tidal yew]

I need clips of destroying him

[grim ferry]

he quit after I kamikaze'd him

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

dude asked for my level in casino lfg and i told 850 and he said he needs min 1000

like reaching 1000 level you magically become expert in casino

[split moon]

level requirements past 120

[tidal yew]

So im still 135 around something. Guess I have long way to go

[alpine basin]

send them the casino hacking tool website and have them send their results
easiest way to find the right people

that or ball with the level 27 and make them lead the heist fully

[golden sundial]

That's too much effort

[ornate quartz]

Same

[grim ferry]

alr bro

[tidal yew]

Why not fly in air always

[grim ferry]

lmfao

he messed with too many people

[tidal yew]

[radiant loom]

Hi chat

[plucky burrow]

Where's toge

[grim ferry]

Weeny Issi

[golden sundial]

Your name is false

I have a PRBG Livery on the s95

[split moon]

[grim ferry]

My opressor got impounded :(

[golden sundial]

W

[split moon]

hell yeah

[grim ferry]

It was either paying 10k or paying 500 for fines and taxi fare

[lost lily]

Mk2 in jail for all the war crimes it committed

[grim ferry]

fuck the police

[split moon]

[lost lily]

Depressor prison break

[lost lily]

Did katto got bonked again

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

Wtf what happened?!

[lost lily]

Either he left or got bonked

[tidal yew]

I know him u won't left

Probably muted

Must've typed something

[split moon]

3 public sessions in a row with cheating skids in them. GG, online is cooked again

[tame holly]

Console>pc the worst we have is gm glitchers

[true scarab]

Debatable

I don't like paying a subscription just to play

[tame holly]

Fait point

[lost lily]

P2 avoid cheaters

Still have to deal with glitch abusing punks

[still bobcat]

got the truck sell again

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Dude is dead

Again 💀

[tidal yew]

He's in the game but

Pretty sure got muted

[sturdy tapir]

Again???

[rancid parcel]

Dude went poof a few months back so pretty sure its again

[hollow owl]

Uh no he will be back

[rancid parcel]

Ofc since the ban is temporary no?

[hollow owl]

Idk, what is ban

I just type smth at times and ppl dissappear

[rancid parcel]

Typical skynet behavior

[hollow owl]

I am not Cliffford irl

I am real

I am not this "UK military satellite communication systems and a US surveillance program" either

[rancid parcel]

Yeap definitely skynet

2026 and the bear became an AI

Its joeover

[hollow owl]

I'm a Angel

I can't commit bad things

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Wah

[golden sundial]

What did bro do

[hollow owl]

Fr

I could leave here for a week and come back to smth I've apparently done from Athena

[golden sundial]

I mean katto

[tidal yew]

Who does care for that person she's mean to everyone

[hollow owl]

I mean Athena is chill

[neon acorn]

Wah Wah Wah

[neon acorn]

Where's the Katt?

[tidal yew]

Banned

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

For?

[hollow owl]

Being bad

[neon acorn]

A bad katt

#gta-online should turn into LFG 😭

[sleek prism]

hi

[tidal yew]

What he did though.

?

[sleek prism]

I think you should ask that from Katto

[tidal yew]

Tracy should know

[sleek prism]

Tracey

[hollow owl]

I can't leak why they were banned

[neon acorn]

It’s whatever

[hollow owl]

Mod rules

[neon acorn]

Let’s not talk about it

[sleek prism]

How many T4s

[tidal yew]

I'm future mode u can tell me

[neon acorn]

1 🥀

If I didn’t have that long break, I woulda been done by now

but it’s okay

School and life comes first

luckily I graduated though

But I also miss school

[sleek prism]

Of course

[tidal yew]

Been 9yrs since I left school

[neon acorn]

What the hell

I didn’t know you were that old

[tidal yew]

I'm 24 alr

Ain't that old

[sleek prism]

No profession?

[tidal yew]

Ehhh I have joined my family business you see so.......

[sleek prism]

Right

[tidal yew]

Yeahhhh

[tidal yew]

Any tips u wanna give

[sleek prism]

Nah, I have been unemployed too long. 2 professions, no job

[tidal yew]

Any tips on adulthood then?

Caz i ain't leaving my family business

Its like a golden goose

[versed lintel]

don’t have children

[neon acorn]

Which professions anyway?

Mikko is literally Micheal

Just retired

[tidal yew]

shusssh u kiddo

Maybe I'll adopt like few dogs

Name them every one of you

[versed lintel]

just stating facts

[versed lintel]

get cats

[golden sundial]

It's not affordable to be an adult nowadays

[nocturne fossil]

indeed

[tidal yew]

How did u know

[tidal yew]

I'm a dog person. Dk why I hate cats. I like only Tom

[versed lintel]

kids suck

[tidal yew]

I mean every baby does that

[golden sundial]

Don't you just hate it when kids exhibit immature behavior?

[tidal yew]

Who even loves kids ?! Like except their own parents and old people

They just irritate me so much

[green fractal]

Maybe because they are kids?

[hollow owl]

They need to get a job rn

[versed lintel]

you might be onto something

[sleek prism]

bet you irritated someone as kid

[sleek prism]

I should

then play gtao all day long

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn 41hr in gta :o

[primal sluice]

GTA grinders are on a different level of avoiding sunlight

[golden sundial]

I don't hate kids, I hate parents

If the kid is acting like a lil shit then there wasn't adequate parenting

[sleek prism]

here we go again

auto shop robberies has cooldown?

[west stirrup]

5 minutes i believe

[sleek prism]

come help to sell drugs

[tame holly]

how many are u at ? Got done with it yesterday

[tame holly]

so its mainly bikes huh

[sleek prism]

yeah, not bad

[tame holly]

one of the easier "big" tier 4 imo

[tidal yew]

point to be noted

[tame holly]

as in get a huge ammount of money

[broken musk]

Kids are fine if the parents are capable of proper parenting

If they are useless deadbeat parents who don’t discipline their kid for anything then that kid will probably turn into an asshole

[west stirrup]

I cannot

[versed lintel]

@sleek prism do you have all the movie props?

[sleek prism]

@versed lintel

[versed lintel]

do you know how the movie props spawn behave?

i’m somehow missing a playing card

and i have no idea wich one it could be

and a movie prop

that just never spawned

[west stirrup]

Do you want to scour the map

[versed lintel]

i need to

😭

[opal rock]

They usually have 3 places they can spawn

One of them for me took a lot of session switching and hanging about

It was the one across the bridge from la mesa

[versed lintel]

yea but is there a specific time they spawn?

[versed lintel]

at the garment factory?

[opal rock]

I don’t believe so, just have a look at gtaweb

[versed lintel]

yea i did that

just wondering if there’s a specific time they’d spawn

[opal rock]

Just have to be in free mode for a while I think

I would just then do a lap between the 3 spawns

[versed lintel]

alr ill try that, ty

[sleek prism]

[cunning python]

It's been snow week irl

But I can't rob casinos in the snow irl

[sleek prism]

today morning -11 and yard is full of snow

[sleek prism]

I got the final prop randomly, not even trying to get it

[hollow owl]

Does DOD have Lock on Jamee

[lost lily]

Yea

[cunning python]

Gzx

[brittle hatch]

I bought the railgun, i'm broke now

[still bobcat]

railgun is good

[brittle hatch]

Even for a level 16 with nothing ?

[still bobcat]

no

[brittle hatch]

I also bought a new car

I was tired of the hakuchou drag

[west stirrup]

Welcome to the game

[brittle hatch]

Thx guys how do we make billions in seconds without me playing pls

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

Stark card

[opal rock]

Tony stark sells shark cards?

Is that how he got so rich?

[still bobcat]

Doesn't he do that in the ultimate comics

[golden sundial]

Why buy shark cards when you can pay someone to play in your stead?

[still bobcat]

3 mk2 griefers after 1 acid sell

[copper fossil]

congrats, I just recently did that too

[untold dock]

wow i have finally fixed the game

at least slightly

all it took was deleting everything and disabling cloud saves

but now i can go online more than once

[sleek prism]

yay

[versed lintel]

schizophrenia update in gta

[tame holly]

oh someone is doing a fooligan job

don't mind him he was literally on drugs

[untold dock]

man this celebrity grind is awful

start promotion, go to main menu, go online, repeat

[sleek prism]

lets make some money

[sleek prism]

how many

[untold dock]

i'm at 7/25

[tame holly]

I'm only at 3... thank god i am not going for nightclub t4 yet

i'm focusing on the contact mission stuff, will def finish ogfa this week and then probably go for last play from the ones i have left

[split moon]

how many monies are we gonna make

[sleek prism]

only 270 000 coins

[split moon]

damn :(

[cunning python]

question

do you always have to pick a new boost

to thingy

business

[split moon]

wdym pick a new boost

[cunning python]

can you boost the same one b2b

[split moon]

Pretty sure you can keep boosting the same business

least thats what I've been doing

[cunning python]

my bunker is always greyed out

when trying to boost

and im pretty sure i treid whilst having suplies too

[split moon]

how long has it been since you last boosted it?

[cunning python]

days

i boosted weapons last

[split moon]

Maybe some sort of cooldown, maybe a bug,

I cant say for sure

[cunning python]

either you cant boost b2b or its bugged

[turbid spire]

its intended, cant pick same

[cunning python]

how lame

[split moon]

I probably just didn't notice that you can't b2b because I do swap businesses pretty often

but im also 90% sure I did my acid lab twice in a row

[turbid spire]

10% it is ^^

[sleek prism]

weed, weapons, repeat

[untold dock]

2 celebs in a row, nice

[sleek prism]

I got it once too

[untold dock]

halfway there

i've been on for 3 hours and gotten 8 celebs

ugh

[sleek prism]

damn

[hollow owl]

NC not being there is a bit sad

[split moon]

Woulda been hella busted tbh

maybe if it needed more of a cooldown than the others

[golden sundial]

NC being there would have made all other choices irrelevant

Except for when you can't choose it again ofc

[lost lily]

im getting blessed by rng gods

[untold dock]

i'm not

no celebs in the past hour or so

[sleek prism]

Ugh

[neon acorn]

This

[untold dock]

complaining worked because i've gotten 4 since

20/25

i kinda don't want to stop

addiction when you get them back to back

[grim ferry]

GTA 5 Hype Moments and Aura

[untold dock]

ok dried up now so stopping

but 5 celebs in 40 minutes is pretty damn solid

guess i'll finish after hours tomorrow

[neon acorn]

For the celebs, do you just spam promote nightclub?

[untold dock]

swap djs until 100% popularity
promote club
if not celeb go to main menu

[west stirrup]

Better question, are you going for 100 hours

[golden sundial]

The popularity gotta be maxed for a celeb?

[untold dock]

95% or higher

[neon acorn]

Yeah

[neon acorn]

Ah ok

[neon acorn]

Better question, are you going for 10 minutes

[west stirrup]

6 minutes

[neon acorn]

Mikko is typing

[sleek prism]

Dont know where you all are going but I'm going to sleep

[neon acorn]

Goodnight

[sleek prism]

Gn

[neon acorn]

As English Dave once said

big up the London message!

massive*

[rancid parcel]

Is he dead after Cato parico?

Rubio doesn't seem to like him

[merry marsh]

cato parico

[dapper flume]

Lmaao

[flint flower]

Not really, he's locked in the panther cage because Rubio doesn't want him taking anymore drugs

So he does care

[rancid parcel]

Yeap hes definitely dead.

[flint flower]

You're dead

[neon acorn]

heart attack in GTA5 🥀

[fierce mason]

Loads shotgun
Lets make sure

[rancid parcel]

https://i.redd.it/bhzjqmxj9ebg1.jpeg

[tidal yew]

Bargain for 10000$

[covert atlas]

That’s a steal

Probably literally stolen too

[spice inlet]

[grim ferry]

It's so lonely at the top

[fierce mason]

But you ARE RICH

[grim ferry]

It's so lonely at the top I decided to cosplay as a Blind rat

[tidal yew]

U need a helo to go up then you'll meet me their in my bath tub

[spice inlet]

I was today years old when I got to know that Triad guy was blind

[sleek prism]

Anyone bored here? Join me to do some auto shop contracts

[lost lily]

peak pac standard gameplay

[sleek prism]

Interesting, I had to steal 3 Merryweather armaments, I didnt deliver any. Wanted to try again and switched session. Now its done, huh?

[lost lily]

it just marks as complete but marks as u didn't steal anything

basically u can skip this setup

[untold dock]

i can in a bit

[lost lily]

these contracts used to be good with weaponized vehicles

[sleek prism]

good to know, is the skipping just switching session?

[lost lily]

yea

and 2nd prep of bank contract you can also skip

[tidal yew]

Yo how to summon cargobo?

[lost lily]

where

[tidal yew]

On road

[lost lily]

it won't spawn next to u

call pegasus

[sleek prism]

ty

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

i used to use apc in this data contract

[tidal yew]

So where will it spawn?!

[lost lily]

pegasus spawn point

[tidal yew]

Ehhh?!?!

That's the only helo which can pick up vechicles right?

[lost lily]

iron mule

[tidal yew]

So cargobo doesn't pickup?!?!?!??!

[lost lily]

it does but mule is better

[tidal yew]

Ahh 1.7wasted

[lost lily]

it good as a pegasus option

cuz mule is hangar only

@rancid parcel no zancudo hangar no problem

[rancid parcel]

[lost lily]

can't get more than 5 stars :points finger to forehead:

[jade meadow]

Walkie talkie sound in Gta online?

Outside story mode i've never heard that

[sleek prism]

oops

[tame holly]

How tf do u get 4 k damage on bikes

[sleek prism]

a tree was on my way

[tame holly]

Just dont hit it

[lost lily]

nightblade is a nice bike. sucks that the number plate is not center aligned. it triggers my ocd

[sleek prism]

It was on downhill, didnt see it

[untold dock]

i get on

i like how i completely trashed this customer car jumping it and the customer only docked 7 dollars

[silk shuttle]

he looks like

[neon acorn]

Satisfaction fee -$5000 🥀

[sleek prism]

Career Progress +50816 :D

[green fractal]

Woozie looks like ceramic

[tame holly]

no damage and respected request = +60k

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[untold dock]

oil man

[spiral lichen]

hiii

anyone online

what to do?

[untold dock]

transport mikko to the top of mt chiliad while he's afk, obviously

[brittle hatch]

everyone does that, boring

[tame holly]

oh hey the guardian

a bit slow but surprisingly not bad to drive

[sleek prism]

[untold dock]

it all started because you went afk too close to the bunker sale for it to end

[sleek prism]

should have realize that

[spiral lichen]

i’m actually so sick of the hey mommy shit like not now angela damn

[tame holly]

haviland better, u can replace it for free

[spiral lichen]

let me do it rn tysm!

like it genuinely pmo now at first it was funny now it’s just annoying

[still bobcat]

3rd truck in a row

[lost lily]

haviland isn't any better

hearing 60 year old call u mum is even worse

[tame holly]

he just bri'ish

[spiral lichen]

LMAOOO

yea idk why he says it like that

he’s saying ma’am but it sounds like mom bc it’s the posh way

that’s how they say it in royal times

[lost lily]

i just muted them

[still bobcat]

How are you doing Sir 👴

Can you start all of the MC Clubhouse Contracts 2 player or do you need more than that

[fierce mason]

Have more players

[tame holly]

idk when i did the every type thing it was during a x2 week for it and i spammed invites with randoms

if it works, it works

[amber pasture]

why does the virtue have such a high camera angle (krieger for reference)

[tame holly]

Its not the only car with a weird camera angle

the comet safari is similar

[still bobcat]

I think the Virtue's handling flags was copied and pasted from the Brickade 6x6 IIRC

[amber pasture]

weird

[wintry ermine]

More like the opposite

Its lower

Great handling

But that lower camera throws me off so bad

[tame holly]

i meant as a weird camera angle

[tame holly]

out of all vehicles.... WHY THE BRICKADE

at least cyclone would have made some sense

[still bobcat]

Whichever Dev copy and pasted it probably had the intention of changing it all, camera angle included

It was probably the first one alphabetically

[tame holly]

alpha :

[amber pasture]

gta devs have unfathomable laziness this shouldnt be a surprise

[tame holly]

there are other cars where the handling data is copied but those make sense

iirc entity mt is based on the entity xxr

the arbiter gt is based on the vamos

those make senses

[lost lily]

entity xf is the best entity. doesn't have handling flags like other 2

[amber pasture]

this game looks so beautiful sometimes

[true scarab]

0,1% of times***

[untold dock]

5 minutes feels like forever when you're trying to press one button in a rhythm

[tame holly]

dont tell me, that award is painful

i did get to 3 min once

[still bobcat]

helps with audio on

[sleek prism]

someone has weird style to park their car next to nightclub

[young copper]

you can't park there mate..

[still bobcat]

some fucking jester just griefed my mc contract

[sleek prism]

kill him, twice

[still bobcat]

i did

[vocal geode]

Another round then

[still bobcat]

why would i still be in that lobby

[untold dock]

it's so painful when i get like 4 minutes and fuck it up

need more endurance

[golden sundial]

Don't we all

[still bobcat]

whats the point of flying an oppressor to the opposite side of the map to grief something that doesnt affect them

[golden sundial]

Because they can

[lost lily]

another good jump

[untold dock]

this wasn't as bad as i thought

i spent like 3 hours trying to get coordinated but no can do

[amber pasture]

apparently ive earnt 2.2 mil off the nc daily 50K alone

[jade meadow]

Which mission is that?

[jade meadow]

I mean... i've made 15 million in 2½ years playing Gta online

[lost lily]

series a - coke

[jade meadow]

Ah, never done them. Had no real crew for that

[sleek prism]

soon 100M, idk is it an achievement

[jade meadow]

For the mansion trophies yea

I think it was 10 mio, 100 mio and 1 billion

[tame holly]

no its 100M, 500M and 1B of total income

not money held at once

[jade meadow]

Yeah, like total amount

[tame holly]

i got the 100M one and i def never had more than 100M on me at once

[jade meadow]

I only had 20 million like ever

I mostly spent it right away to make money

[tame holly]

30 for me

and that was right before mansions

(x2 casino was insane)

[livid agate]

whats that in shark cards

[sleek prism]

no idea

[opal rock]

[north marten]

aye

[viscid belfry]

does anyone here know of any artist out there that creates artwork that is identical to the GTA cartoonish/realistic art style?

[still bobcat]

works up until Guns For Hire, and the randoms can't comprehend "Drive together in this radius"

[candid veldt]

superdog

[daring bobcat]

crypto

[west stirrup]

[spiral lichen]

what the heck???? how!!! i thought u were broke lol

[sleek prism]

nah, just playing

[spiral lichen]

Play with meeee

i need moneh

[sleek prism]

I'm busy

[lapis fossil]

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Dinka Jester | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on March 4, 2014. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; the Lucky Wheel (Casino).

IRL Counterpart: Acura NSX Concept, McLaren MP4-12C

Basic Info

$240,000
❌ Delisted from MP websites
1,300 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sports
1:02.980 Lap Time
119.5 mph Top Speed

1/7 jester • Data from GTACars.net

[silk shuttle]

[still bobcat]

Some dinka griefed me

[lost lily]

success + fail

[sleek prism]

100M

[daring bobcat]

nice

ill get there (again)

[neon acorn]

One hundred milk!

[neon acorn]

I miss this car

[tidal relic]

Be more active

@neon acorn there u go

[neon acorn]

🥀

[neon acorn]

timezones

I’m playing gta rn

[untold dock]

my god cargo griefers can be annoying when you get the wrong mission

fun trying to get far enough away to hack the location for nightclub sale with this guy hounding my ass

he's getting it now that i finished the sale

[split moon]

yeah lmao they're obnoxious little shits

just dealt with one as well, he was surprisingly relentless. Gave him 37 deaths before he finally left

[untold dock]

he attacked someone else, got absolutely rinsed and left

boring

[sleek prism]

Is there other good sounding cars than Schafter V12 and Rapid GT Classic ?

[untold dock]

xa21

[sleek prism]

thats ugly, thanks

[untold dock]

no it's not

[sleek prism]

after seeing rear view, I'll keep my opinion :D

[untold dock]

your opinion is very bad

[sleek prism]

no, yours

[untold dock]

the only thing i don't like is the weirdly stretched license plate

[neon acorn]

The Schafter V12 is a sexy car

[sleek prism]

Tulip was my fav, but sound is so lame. Rapid GT Classic is my new fav

[untold dock]

tulip is horrendous to drive

[sleek prism]

Thats true

atleast in Chicken Factory Heist

[neon acorn]

I’m grinding car wash rn

Knoway and Clucking almost done

[sleek prism]

fuck this shit

9 contracts left after this

[north marten]

Guess thats a no on doing this the lazy way

[neon acorn]

You’re gonna reach peace after that

no more “mmm grab me that wine baby” bs

[untold dock]

i just muted the game when auto shop contracts were 3x

[neon acorn]

I bet they wrote those lines themselves

[sleek prism]

_ _

[neon acorn]

Real

[neon acorn]

What are you gonna do after all that stuff?

[sleek prism]

what stuff

auto shop?

[neon acorn]

All your T4s Mickey

[sleek prism]

I dont know

[neon acorn]

🥀

[neon acorn]

Did the 10 exotic vehicles take you long?

[sleek prism]

nope

[neon acorn]

Do you have to finish it in 48 mins or do you just have to stay in the same session?

[storm nimbus]

I would imagine its 1 irl day not in game day

[untold dock]

you could just stay in the same session to prevent the list from changing anyway

[radiant loom]

Pavel,fire up the kosatka. I know what we're doing today

[sleek prism]

Its one day irl

[neon acorn]

Oh thank goodie goodness mikkoooooooooo

[sleek prism]

Np

[grim ferry]

FUCK YES

[neon acorn]

What did you do to the penumbra

[grim ferry]

wdym penumbra

[neon acorn]

Isn’t that the penumbra

[grim ferry]

no????

[neon acorn]

Maibatsu penumbra???

😭

Am I stupid

Holy shit I’m stupid

wtf

[grim ferry]

NO?

[neon acorn]

Idk

[grim ferry]

HOW DID YOU MISTAKE THE PRAIRIE FOR THE PENUMBRA

[neon acorn]

Idk 🥀

I’m thinking about the old one

It’s the headlights or smth

Idk

[alpine basin]

spare the man, its an honest mistake we can spare his life for just once

[neon acorn]

I used to know all the cars in this game

I’m so washed 🥀

[neon acorn]

The clique incident…

[tidal yew]

Ahh that stupid kats banned ain't over yet

[versed lintel]

how much longer

[tidal yew]

Idk man. I didnt even knew he got banned

I got no one to bully

[alpine basin]

Katto banned?

[tidal yew]

Yeh

He ain't in server

[alpine basin]

for what purpose

[tidal yew]

Thpugh I see him in game

[alpine basin]

What could katto even do to possibly get banned

[grim ferry]

My frriends call me Woozie

[versed lintel]

shitposting iirc

[west stirrup]

Nice profile pic

[versed lintel]

ty :3

[tidal yew]

This is the 2nd or 3rd time he got banned

[neon acorn]

He shitposts a ton tbf

like an annoying amount

poor katt

[tidal yew]

Ayeee no one bullies katto except me

[neon acorn]

I even told him to stop one time

[tidal yew]

And let me guess he didn't

[neon acorn]

idk it’s up to that guy

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

he didn’t

I think

He reposted the same video twice

[tidal yew]

Ofc that's y he aint here rn

[split moon]

[neon acorn]

and it was that video of him dying during a bunker resupply with my hero academia music in the background just blasting

[tidal yew]

Ahh hell nawwww. Not the deku guy

[neon acorn]

🥀

[tidal yew]

Dk y he cry's so much

That's y hate that guy

[neon acorn]

Wdym he’s crying

[tidal yew]

Deku

[neon acorn]

oh

[tidal yew]

The crying character

[neon acorn]

Emotional ig

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

I like the girl who makes metal through her chest

[neon acorn]

Emotional impact is in his character development

[neon acorn]

of course you do…

[tidal yew]

Which sucks honestly

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I like the frog

She’s cool

Froggo

[tidal yew]

She is also emotional a little bit

[neon acorn]

Nah, if you give it a chance, you’ll see that it’s actually a decent series

[tidal yew]

I'm on last season

[neon acorn]

She's not that emotional

She's got 200IQ

[neon acorn]

exactly

[tidal yew]

Never seen her act smart

Thpugh her clothes always makes me laugh

[neon acorn]

She's made smart plans

[neon acorn]

You don’t like the stripes?

[tidal yew]

Of forggoy

Froggy*

[neon acorn]

yes

[tidal yew]

Hai