gta-online-mk2

[daring bobcat]

it turns off/on automatically, even if ingame

[split moon]

It comes back new years.

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

Hi sipper

how are you

[knotty hemlock]

Who else ignore Simeon car list lol

[neon acorn]

There’s no point in doing it

They should’ve made it where he only give you a single list to follow and then he never bugs you again

[real peak]

Simeon, who's that?

Like...

He ever exist?

[untold dock]

i did 25 of those for career

[knotty hemlock]

Same here and ignore him ever since

[sleek prism]

ye

payment is so ass there is no other reason to do them

[hollow owl]

I'm alright

Cant hear out my right ear rn

[still bobcat]

the dcmm4 marathon

[split moon]

Why'd you hurted your ear

[hollow owl]

I didn't hurt it, i just had a bath and since then I can't hear nth

[split moon]

Seems like you got waterlogged

Might wanna tilt your head to drain the water out

[hollow owl]

Been doing that for the pats hour

Just now came upstairs to go bed

[still bobcat]

have you tried putting it in rice

[hollow owl]

Putting my ear in rice?

I get its 2026 and all

Let's start January with a good meme

Js gmna go bed tbh

Gn chat

🫡

[steep ether]

Why is no one updating #gta-news ?

There's the cluckin bell bonus

[alpine basin]

It is there, you didn't read it over

[still bobcat]

no potluck

act 1

[north marten]

bit of poo came out on entry

[neon acorn]

sexy car

[neon acorn]

My banana cream pudding...

[still bobcat]

mansion security does in fact prevent special cargo raids

[split moon]

Yeup, I completely forgot I filled my special cargo and remembered when I got notifications my security prevented a raid

[steep ether]

Whoops my bad

Happy new year folks

[sleek prism]

mansion security does in fact prevent every business raids

[split moon]

If you have the security upgrade on the business itself.

Mansion security is 50% while business security is 50%

[still bobcat]

yea i saw someone here question if special cargo could still be raided but only just got enough cargo for my own raid now

[sleek prism]

Yeah of course

[north marten]

kinda like this, can freely stay in mc ores or ceo without a sudden raid happening

best invwstment overall

[alpine basin]

Special cargo only has a ~66% chance of a raid being fended off, still a ~33% chance you get a raid and have to go defend it

Anything with built in security purchased + mansion security can't be raided successfully

[lost lily]

For special cargo, it's better to be ceo all the time or u get ghost raided and won't even get the notification

[grim ferry]

piss off

[viscid belfry]

I'm hosting a New Year's party at my mansion, anyone want to join?

[viscid belfry]

cool profile

[still bobcat]

sure

[split moon]

Might join whence I am finished with my IRL celebrations

[grim ferry]

huh odd no shark

[split moon]

I think they might have removed the shark animation at some point.

Any time I ended up that far out I just insta-die

[viscid belfry]

bet, do I have you on sc?

[still bobcat]

nwy_the_crumpet

[viscid belfry]

bet

[viscid belfry]

is it new years for you yet?

[still bobcat]

yea im in melbourne

[viscid belfry]

nice

we are just selling rn, if you wanna join our session

[real peak]

Gonna play blackjack

[still bobcat]

i do but i need an invite

[viscid belfry]

it ain't new years for us yet

[still bobcat]

yea ur like somewhere in west in the americas then

[viscid belfry]

ye

can you not hook the trashmasters with the mule?

[real peak]

Nope

[viscid belfry]

damn what a shame

@still bobcat you busy or do you want to help sell?

[real peak]

Rwarrrr

X-X

[still bobcat]

i help sell

[real peak]

This dealer so smort

[still bobcat]

because i apparently cancelled the criminal damage event by getting into my avenger

[real peak]

Hah?

[viscid belfry]

bruh

ok I'll tell him to send you inv

[north marten]

shrug ah well gues gotta still be caredul on my pc acct, don't really do cargo anymore on my ps acct

[real peak]

Quite relax when playing black jack in casino ngl

[real peak]

Wish I can mod the Phantom Wedge..

=w=

[viscid belfry]

@still bobcat gonna find another session and I'll inv you

[still bobcat]

alr

its full

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Don't...

Don't u feckin dareee

Istg

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

[real peak]

Don't...

[split moon]

I'll join shortly

[real peak]

Don't u dareee...

[tidal yew]

Supp

[real peak]

I will beam u @tidal yew

;c

[tidal yew]

Happy new year

[real peak]

Happy new year =w=

[split moon]

Somebody wants their tires popped again

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Take this

[viscid belfry]

try again

some people left

[still bobcat]

full

[viscid belfry]

are you in a queue?

[still bobcat]

no in my experience it does nothing

it prompts you to join and when you accept it says its full again

[real peak]

[viscid belfry]

quite a few people left

[real peak]

I WILL SMITE U WITH HOLY LIGHT @tidal yew

[still bobcat]

it kicked me to main menu

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

we in the club

@still bobcat you’re an alcoholic bruh lmao

[still bobcat]

i love macbeth

[split moon]

Hell yeh

fellow macbeth enjoyer

[still bobcat]

i must have had over 500

[split moon]

750k

amazing

[viscid belfry]

Gawt dayum

@still bobcat follow me, I just got this today

[split moon]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F748%2F936%2F169.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=3adc9b45f65b16095b781d011622e5190d510d1848b4463c19a25a20dd1ad384

damn you corrected it from gaston

[viscid belfry]

💀

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat I’m finally coming home

Took the house keys and ordered an uber

[split moon]

Least you aren't trying to cosplay gods drunkest driver

Wasn't the snow supposed to come back for new years? the hell

and why the hell is the rooftop event vamooshed, swear its supposed to run til 17th at least

[viscid belfry]

@split moon wya?

[split moon]

yall are in a full session

im in queue

[viscid belfry]

oh

bet

its getting turnt in here

[split moon]

lol

[viscid belfry]

people are passed out on the floor and shit lol

[neon acorn]

Who’s that supposed to be

[neon acorn]

Who said that 😭

Snow was only from 23rd to 29th

[split moon]

[split moon]

was something I heard, I was hopeful

[viscid belfry]

@neon acorn time to come to my party boi

[neon acorn]

no ty

🥀

[neon acorn]

?

ok

[viscid belfry]

why not bruh?

[split moon]

?

[viscid belfry]

@split moon I think you can join now only 22 people

[split moon]

hrm

queue aint moving me 😭

manual join worked

nice queue rockstar

small indie company™

[viscid belfry]

why are you pouring tequila on my table?

[split moon]

sir

this is whiskey

[viscid belfry]

oof

to the pool

@alpine basin why you leave?

[alpine basin]

DCMM 4

I was in there to burn time and prevent a few griefers from having enlightenment by blowing their vehicles up but not killing them

[split moon]

what a lovely party

time for more shots

[viscid belfry]

Avidia is literally drowning

because he so drunk

[split moon]

round 2

[viscid belfry]

people keep falling in my pool

alcoholics fr

[split moon]

I think bro is a little lost

surely this is a friendly player

[burnt maple]

Nuke

[still bobcat]

Act 3 underway

Rescue Agent 14 survived

[golden sundial]

gg

[split moon]

dcmm?

[still bobcat]

yea DCMM4

[split moon]

gg

I still need to get those done at some point

[viscid belfry]

I need people to do that with too

[split moon]

pyro will forever be my favorite aircraft of all time

thing is so much fun to fly

[tidal yew]

Where u ta ?!

[split moon]

Where you at?

[viscid belfry]

@split moon protec me I am selling nightclub

[split moon]

mfw

at least wait for me to get a decent vehicle to run protection

pyro is good but I cant really ambush anyone like this

also an org invite would help

[viscid belfry]

but I make more moonies with you not in my org

[split moon]

thats gonna be a pita but ok

[viscid belfry]

sold

[split moon]

lol

[viscid belfry]

any hostiles out here?

[split moon]

closest I've seen to hostile is ickolas and after I carpet bombed him I ain't heard a peep

[viscid belfry]

nice

[split moon]

snowdance kinda bein a weirdo

also what the hell is this, they keep the christmas truck running but not the rooftop shootout?

actual bs

[viscid belfry]

[split moon]

why'd you aim at me .-.

[viscid belfry]

I was seeing wher you were

[split moon]

instincts took over 😭

[viscid belfry]

why you shoot me?

[split moon]

my bad

[viscid belfry]

[split moon]

[viscid belfry]

how? I had a bullet proof helmet

[split moon]

resistant

not immunity

[viscid belfry]

exactly

[split moon]

I swear this was pure instinct

[tidal yew]

U should say that while looking in mirror

After u puncture my tire

[brittle hatch]

Who do we rob this year ?

[tidal yew]

[brittle hatch]

Like the animal or the wrestler ?

[viscid belfry]

wat? I cant even tank the shots I'm all out of armor

how are you insta killing me bruh?

[tame holly]

A noob try to kill me with an MK2 while selling coca with boats, ended how u expect since it wasnt an upgraded mk2

[viscid belfry]

Yeah idk how to spam missles and shit

Brother I wasn’t in a tank

I was doing a stash house

ye bro tf you mean?

[lost lily]

heavy sniper goes thru helmet

[still bobcat]

🫡

here it goes

[viscid belfry]

I think it only reduces the damage for the regular sniper

[lost lily]

seems like it does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGLOih505KU

[viscid belfry]

I was full health, full armor when you killed me first and it insta killed

[nova comet]

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @nova comet

[lost lily]

marksman would be 3 shot with helmet but then 1 if you've armor piercing rounds

[viscid belfry]

one of the first ones

[sturdy tapir]

[split moon]

[real peak]

And we are home

[split moon]

Congratumetatioms

[real peak]

@still bobcat This is finee =w=

[split moon]

No vigilante?

[real peak]

No

[split moon]

interesting

[real peak]

Just chernobord and kuruma

And I usingg kuruma to stick with ULP

[split moon]

oh yeah I should probably buy a ruiner

good counter to the noobpressors

[neon acorn]

gg

[split moon]

gg

[neon acorn]

memories

[brittle hatch]

during this time my friends said no for dcmm 3 yesterday

[neon acorn]

gg

as a kid I never thought that I'd get this achievement at all because it was claimed to be hard asf and "rare"

but I finally got it

next is career progress, alien tattoo, and maybe all awards

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat put that in your edit 🙏

[still bobcat]

i may have just filled my SSD and lost all those rockstar editor clips

[neon acorn]

gg

[real peak]

https://outplayed.tv/gta-v-enhanced/mEkYeJ

@alpine basin testing how focus I am

Carrying 2mil with that giant armored truck

[still bobcat]

did you just clip this?

wheres your dcmm4 money

[real peak]

Oh I did

[tidal yew]

So u mean your away form your storage of

[split moon]

[real peak]

IT'S EMPTY

GO AWAY

SHOO

[split moon]

larzy griefing?

[real peak]

Always bean

He always try to steal mah katnip

[split moon]

What else is new

[real peak]

@still bobcat

I doo have the final moment =w=

[split moon]

[real peak]

Imagine died by RPG from u

[golden sundial]

Would have been great

[still bobcat]

I appear to still have a lot of Rockstar Editor footage @neon acorn so probs will make a movie

i seem to have lost everything i recorded today though, expect for the selfie

@neon acorn @real peak @alpine basin

[split moon]

I thought it was a low level even... nope. level 318

[still bobcat]

not even the sell mission, the source?

[split moon]

I guess

I have no idea what bro was thinking

I noticed him a bit before I found the car screwing around in the prison

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I skipped the cutscene on that line on purpose 🥀

because he's spitting facts

[neon acorn]

gg

[neon acorn]

so the act 1-3?

🥀

That part where we fell outside the hangar was peak

[tame holly]

i did try a dcmm2 with someone from the lfg

failed at act1 finale, but tbf he was also rushing quite a lot

so act3 would have been very tough

[still bobcat]

no i only started recording editor footage after Khanjali

since i already had that from Attempt 1

[neon acorn]

🥀

[neon acorn]

yeah, sometimes you gotta coach them through it

you can’t completely rely on them without communication

By sometimes I meant usually all the time

🥀

[tame holly]

yeah i don't have time for it rn, prob will attempt one more for dcmm4 between the 2 week break i'll have between school and my mandatory internship to pass the year

[opal rock]

Happy new year. Here’s a funny video of a cop stealing an RC tank

[still bobcat]

i also rushed into act 1 finale and died very quickly, but that was enough to learn DCMM is about elegancy, rather than hard and fast

[sturdy tapir]

[split moon]

Seen that lmao

[radiant loom]

Sup sigmas

[real peak]

Hao

[hollow owl]

I went to bed expecting my ear to be fine when I woke up, I was wrong

[real peak]

Blow leaf machine roar

:>

[primal sluice]

Thats.... sorta what happened to me...

Still craving the day i would be able to complete that damn challenge

but finding 3 people with the appropiate brain capacity is difficult

[viscid belfry]

Y’all fw the new years fit?

[opal rock]

Classy

First time I’ve seen a female gta character without some weird chin

[viscid belfry]

Ty

[west stirrup]

Glass cutter chins are quite common in gta 5

[golden sundial]

Yeah I couldn't figure that out myself

Character customization in this game makes you choose between man and man in denial

[untold dock]

i think my character looks pretty good

shame there are only 2 acceptable haircuts

maybe 3

[real peak]

Yes =w=

[real peak]

Some good, some not good

How me look? =w=

[opal rock]

Sleepy

[real peak]

Yus

[jade meadow]

Damn, we have identical hair

[primal sluice]

Tbf, the character creator sucks ass for GTA

[opal rock]

Yeah that’s why I was surprised

[real peak]

GTA 6 hope not worst

[sleek prism]

I think my character looks handsome
shame there is only 1 acceptable haircut

[west stirrup]

Bald

[sleek prism]

KnoWay Out missions rocks, they make bald looks like I have done nightvision trick

[untold dock]

your character is handsome? he's the most default looking mf imaginable

[sleek prism]

[golden sundial]

Egg is handsome

[sleek prism]

I just tried it to look like me

[hollow owl]

Mines looks a little like me, except it has a fish neck tattoo

[untold dock]

why am i trying to speedrun home sweet home again

[sleek prism]

what mission that is again

[west stirrup]

D-D-D-Daddy there’s some people at the mansion

They have guns

[sleek prism]

ahh

[sleek prism]

for waking?

[untold dock]

no i just want a better time

[sleek prism]

why

[golden sundial]

Gotta post it on sr.c

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NN4i4qcGW4

i already have wr but i could save like 10 seconds with just a shorter route

[sleek prism]

I would lose motivation by doing speedruns

[hollow owl]

My last bit of motivation was speedruns

[neon acorn]

I hate how limited it was in rdr2

[west stirrup]

It was good but every character still looked disgusting

Or like plastic surgery victims

[neon acorn]

Exactly

either old and burnt men

Or hot cowgirls

[west stirrup]

True

[neon acorn]

only the females were able to look pretty

[west stirrup]

But that was probably on purpiss

[versed lintel]

my character was an old black man who didn’t wear shoes

and he had a very big beard

[real peak]

yeyyy

[lilac isle]

Even the teeth in the creation was atrocious lol

My character looks okay though

[dapper flume]

🧍‍♂️ .

[still bobcat]

I found the main bathroom and shower

[split moon]

wat?

[sleek prism]

she found the main bathroom and shower

[west stirrup]

[still bobcat]

i was looking for it

[golden sundial]

Guest bedroom? A shower?

They're guests, why are they staying over?

[real peak]

Stay overnight

Wai not =w=

[lilac isle]

Casino penthouse?

[untold dock]

https://youtu.be/Z0Xz2u0nlYE

slight improvement

[sleek prism]

nice edit

[untold dock]

i didn't edit anything

raw footage only on this channel

though i was tempted to put in a supercut of every time i got ran over trying to get in my vigilante

[sleek prism]

I meant that 3:zz 13 :D

Is there many speedrunners for that mission

[untold dock]

no but i suspect there will be a few more in the future

[hollow owl]

[untold dock]

it's a quick run and a fun mission

[hollow owl]

Wouldn't be surprised it Creammsy tried it

[real peak]

I want massage...

Massage in mansion

[broken musk]

no

You don’t get to do that

Too risky

[gritty ibex]

cargobob with smth attached to it is impossivle to drive

[untold dock]

correct, as the wheels do not touch the ground

anyway @sleek prism what's doing

all my businesses are full again

[sleek prism]

sourcing hangar and ceo crates

solo

[untold dock]

ok i join

[sleek prism]

ok

I want to get 50 animal materials :D

[untold dock]

why

[real peak]

Cuz money =w=

[real peak]

Waiiiiiiii

[split moon]

Animal material is suck though

[sleek prism]

tier 3

[broken musk]

Because we don’t need GTAO Jeffrey

[real peak]

WE NEED GTAO MASSAGE

Andddd who the hell is jeffrey?

[broken musk]

No

Epstein

[real peak]

Epstein?

[broken musk]

[real peak]

Idk them ;-;

[broken musk]

Look it up, I’m not explaining it but you’d know why I’ll say no to a massage room

[real peak]

Ohhhhhh

[broken musk]

Your already a convicted criminal

No massage room

[gritty ibex]

how is obey 9f better than 10f

[real peak]

Not suprise much when we just unpredictable criminal that lester can't predict it

SOoo...add massage =w=

Even "not bad for page 1" list

[broken musk]

If I allowed any more massage rooms for abunch more criminal billionaires ima have my ass lit by congress

[neon acorn]

is it actually

or

[real peak]

I HATE INFINITE LOADING SCREEEENNNN!!! FROM VINCENT!!

I mean the finale one

[gritty ibex]

according to carcompare bot

[tidal yew]

[golden sundial]

Now that is diabolical

[real peak]

Nooooo...

Don't....

Don't u dareeee

Meh katnip...

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[real peak]

=w=

[split moon]

Just load faster

[real peak]

LOAD FASTER AURA

[nocturne fossil]

[versed lintel]

finally 100m

[young copper]

[opal rock]

You’ll all be pleased to know I just loaded up the game

[young copper]

You on pc

[opal rock]

I am

[young copper]

What you're upto?

[opal rock]

Not much have a load of stuff to sell

Just gonna do that

[young copper]

Ain't that boring

Have fun in game at least

[opal rock]

Gotta do your weekly chores

[young copper]

Selling ain't weekly chores

[opal rock]

What would you call it then?

[young copper]

Grind

[opal rock]

Once a week is hardly grind is it

[young copper]

Potato potato

[versed lintel]

get a playstation so i can grief every sell

[opal rock]

Buy me one

So you can try

[young copper]

Indirect shark cards

[versed lintel]

you’re a grown man

[tough kindle]

Woah duck playing gta is crazy

[versed lintel]

you can afford one yourself

[hollow owl]

Make one

[opal rock]

I thought women wanted equality? Don’t gender stereotype me lol

[versed lintel]

well

am i not allowed to say the truth :(

you’re a grown man

and i don’t even have a job

[young copper]

Valid

[sleek prism]

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[versed lintel]

you’re a skill issue

[versed lintel]

how many tier 4’s do you have?

@gray meteor do you still play gta girl

[sleek prism]

ver 20

over*

[versed lintel]

oh wow

[dreamy rampart]

fr bro like it aint even that hard lol

[gritty ibex]

what happens if i run out of the snowball launcher

[west stirrup]

It refills

Automatically

[gritty ibex]

fr?

my friend says u loose it forever

[west stirrup]

Your friend is a liar.

Do you mean lose lose it or run out of ammo

[untold dock]

you can't get ammo when it isn't snowing

[gritty ibex]

why is transaction pending even a thing and why is it only on pc

[gritty ibex]

oh

[gritty ibex]

im in the dr dre finale and the car inside the plane, the people inside the car arent taking damage

[untold dock]

use explosives

[gritty ibex]

railgun notwokring

[untold dock]

idk ignore then

you don't technically have to kill anyone to get to johnny

[gritty ibex]

does the pegasus buzzer have weapons

[hollow owl]

So when are you guys coming to protect my house

[covert atlas]

Yes ‼️

[merry marsh]

tje car is armored so it will take a few bullets to break the glass and its also explosion proof, you have to blow it up a few times for it to die

[gritty ibex]

IDK IF I SHOULD BUY It

the buzzard

[covert atlas]

If you have a Sparrow then there’s no reason to buy it

[gritty ibex]

i dont even have kostaka

[covert atlas]

I’d probably get that over a Buzzard

[gritty ibex]

according to my stats, ive spent 5mil in total in this game

i have 2 mil rn btw

[covert atlas]

Yeah a Buzzard should probably be the least of your priorities

[gritty ibex]

yeah but its fun

what should i buy instead

i have an agency

i dont want kostaka

[covert atlas]

.

[covert atlas]

Then an Arcade probably

[gritty ibex]

diamond casino

[covert atlas]

Yeah

[gritty ibex]

i wanna buy the buzzard s

o bad

so bad

but its a waste of money

can i use buzzard in missions?

[covert atlas]

Free roam missions yeah

[gritty ibex]

wdym

like missions i mean stuff like cluckin bell

[covert atlas]

Missions

In free roam

[covert atlas]

Can’t use it in there

Might be able to call Pegasus to spawn it in but that’s way slower than just doing it normally

[gritty ibex]

bruhh

what vehicle should i buy with my 2 mil

[covert atlas]

Pretty much nothing interesting at $2 mill. Especially for just missions.

Maybe a Niobe but after the HSW upgrades itll be far more than $2 mill

[gritty ibex]

weaponized tampa?

[covert atlas]

It’s alright yeah. It can be fun. But itll be over $2 mill especially with all the upgrades

[green fractal]

You need bunker research for some tampa stuff.

[gritty ibex]

i have a bunker

[green fractal]

If you are unlucky, you might have them like last 3-4 out of 51 researches.

[merry marsh]

the kosatka's sparrow is a way better investment

[untold dock]

well this was pretty grindy

glad it's done

[gritty ibex]

too late

[gray meteor]

If I have a reason to

I've hopped on to buy the mansions

But I don't have much else to do so I've been on my ark grind

[sleek prism]

greedy bastards

[gritty ibex]

helicopters are a pain to drive

REMOVE THE OPPRESOR MK 2 ALRDY

[alpine basin]

Nu

Prolly because you arent supposed to drive them, they are called aircraft silly

[neon acorn]

I’m crafting in the air

[gritty ibex]

how to report someone in game

[wintry ermine]

Pause > Online > Players > Player > Report

But its useless I think

[gritty ibex]

ty

i reported a griefer

i hope he never touches gta

he should unisntal the game and get a life

[peak burrow]

havent touched this channel in months

[peak burrow]

franklin showed up to defend your home

[peak burrow]

before i got banned, i kicked griefers out of the session

i remember, when i went undercover as level 7 and afked for 10 minutes

after coming back and checking i died around 20 times because of the same person on mk2

[hollow owl]

[peak burrow]

hi untraceable

[hollow owl]

Helo

[west stirrup]

Hi untraceable

[hollow owl]

Heloo

[trim canyon]

Gawdam

Didn't know they could b2b on u like that

[untold dock]

i got 3 in a row

[sleek prism]

There is some gang trying to rob our drugs

[alpine basin]

I just failed to rob some guys drugs and lost half my men in a shootout
Tough times out here

[gritty ibex]

why DO MY PEGASUS VEHICLES NOT SPAWN

[sleek prism]

Because pegaSUS

[viscid belfry]

[peak burrow]

pegasus company

[worn shuttle]

holy cow that sweater is pretty omg

[real peak]

I kinda wish upgrade security

Like more armor and power but cost money

[real peak]

Thats the most casual face I ever see

I love it

[west stirrup]

I kinda need the specs for that character

[real peak]

My male look like asian to me

XD

[worn shuttle]

who shot her

[real peak]

PegaSUS

[grim ferry]

some insecure guy who keeps killing me

[grim ferry]

there we go

[west stirrup]

Claude

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

What the blazins?!

https://vxtwitter.com/gta6alerts/status/2006501617315492203?s=61

Grand Theft Auto 6 Alerts (@GTA6Alerts)

The GTA cop really stole the RC tank after the player got disconnected! 🙂

🎥 u/Alex3627ca

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 31, 2025, 11:03 PM

[grim ferry]

You kinda need it?

[rancid parcel]

We got cops stealing and using RC Tank before gta6

Its joeover

[real peak]

It remind me of taunt from Soldier in TF2

[real peak]

Imagine player shoot it with EMP and he got wanted star

[tidal yew]

💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[silk shuttle]

gta 6 alerts
looks insde
gta 5

[tidal yew]

Hi orea

[silk shuttle]

hi (c) @crazy

[tidal yew]

U mean larzy dude

[split moon]

[tame holly]

meanwhile on console the public lobbies are griefers and rarely godmode glitchers

[split moon]

He fell for the classic blunder

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

Baiting a cheater into doing the worst thing he could do and then 1-0ing and leaving

[green fractal]

[tidal yew]

I'm not getting business battles

[split moon]

More like the hooman that wasn't so super

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

No comment

[tidal yew]

Feckk u both

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

lol

[tidal yew]

[green fractal]

[versed lintel]

katto transitioning

[alpine basin]

No

Retirement is bad

Nu

[earnest steppe]

Am I smoking something?

Because im setting diamond up and both mota and mcreary have the same cut %

And their both at 8% but I checked and their supposed to be 9% and 10% respectively

[lost lily]

Patrick was always 8%
And Gustavo was 9% changed to 8 in last update

[earnest steppe]

I could have sworn Patrick was 10%

But huh maybe I am going crazy

[tidal yew]

🍰 💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

Thanks for the cake

[rancid parcel]

Patrick was 10% but I cut his salary

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

Pop.

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

yay katto

[sturdy tapir]

💥

Kato how you doing

[golden sundial]

Stop anti blimp hate

[tame holly]

Got 100k from series a 15% that's 0.2% closer to the tier 4

[sturdy tapir]

Aye i crashed the blimp on katos mansion

Telling Mira to lock you in a cage

[hollow owl]

So it's not real
https://youtube.com/shorts/fX58PNI_9Ok?si=tlCBFFv0vxHim9ZN

[still bobcat]

DarkViperAU

[tidal yew]

🍰 💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

Thanks for the treat

[young copper]

[hollow owl]

Seems like I need to stay in sessions longer, never gotten this yet

[young copper]

So you want a raid to happen and then not happen

[candid veldt]

angel singing happy birthday ... is that always? or is it my character birthday?
first time I heard that

OMG it is

it is my virtual birthday

[tidal yew]

Let's have a cake right kattoooo

[candid veldt]

lol why cant I put cake gif

🎂

[still bobcat]

Are you on? I want to see the birthday party interior

[celest wyvern]

PFP guy looking pookie as ever

I love to see it

[west stirrup]

^

[still bobcat]

[tame holly]

gg, now get 5M from it and do every gear possible

[hollow owl]

I just need the army vehicle

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

There goes your 85%

[tidal yew]

Like u were going to give me

[lost lily]

🔫

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

Got killed my npcssssss

Why did you stop though?

[golden sundial]

I'm surprised you managed to get around these guys to begin with

If I did that I'd be dead before I can reach the tank

[alpine basin]

Im good at running around and avoiding ANYTHING thats a threat to my personal safety and I guess they just followed me probably

including players

[ornate quartz]

Hii

[golden sundial]

Well, there are snacks but still

[ornate quartz]

Were. You guys doing cmm? Or something

[alpine basin]

DCMM but yea, I don't attempt it as often due to the sufferage it normally is

[ornate quartz]

I want to do og cmm it's easy but finding player is hard

[alpine basin]

whenever I enter a vehicle I have my interaction snack menu open no matter what, since I was driving most of the time it was easy for me to just do that

[ornate quartz]

Is there any way we can drive fast?

Just asking if there method

💀

[alpine basin]

Hmmm....

[ornate quartz]

But tank is hard to handle at high speed

💀

[candid veldt]

we already did that!

[alpine basin]

grey hairs so soon? getting old there gramps

[candid veldt]

nah man, geralt/witcher style

also... Angels suger daddy needs to have some grey in the hair 😬

[ornate quartz]

I am thinking to change my ai lol

💀

[lost lily]

OG

I'm sick of mommy and daddy crap

[candid veldt]

possible

the production boost from mansion is pretyy good... how much is it? I sold and re-filled the weed in no time

[ornate quartz]

That old guy one I don't remember name

[ornate quartz]

3x

[candid veldt]

😮
thats nuts

[golden sundial]

What does og refer to you as?

[candid veldt]

and it is for 24h real world? or?

[golden sundial]

What

[candid veldt]

gross

Lamar is ok for a few minutes

[lost lily]

Like what lamar would say

Homie, home boy

[golden sundial]

What does Lamar say

[ornate quartz]

It is

[golden sundial]

Oh

[ornate quartz]

Yeah I am going to do ddcmm 💀

I was thinking to take someone like you 😭😭who tell me not to depress lol

Everything is easy it just people don't listen

💀

I have one they don't listen

💀

Failed at act 1 finale

My first time failing in act 1

💀

[candid veldt]

what prevents me from using to deliver the 4 bike sell mission?

[ornate quartz]

We can do that?

[candid veldt]

drive in reverse

😄

I think the bigger problem is that you cant own one

ifyou like to suffer yea

I think you cant own any loadable truck, sankking xl is the closest maybe, and it is small

[untold dock]

bobcat fits 2 bikes pretty well

3 is more dicey

[ornate quartz]

I forgot I need people for sell mission I have all my business nightclub full

Yeah but was thinking to sell on public lobby

[turbid spire]

in 2h we get server sell lobby 😉

[tidal yew]

[ornate quartz]

What that it's been year since I played game just returned to gta last months

So how to join this lobby?

[versed lintel]

it still not being in the fucking game after half a year

[ornate quartz]

Or crew

[wintry ermine]

The invisible hitbox of the stuff it carries in the mission

You can own it

At least on console

[neon acorn]

Hi besties

How are we today?

[wintry ermine]

Never seen anyone attempt 3

I always stopped at 2

[ornate quartz]

I am in ign

Idk who owner or whatever

[tidal yew]

Go shoo shoo

Goodnight lads

[candid veldt]

weird

[tidal yew]

Who's the new guy?

[ornate quartz]

Then tell me what to join I am kinda stuck as I left game midway

[tidal yew]

Join our crew

[ornate quartz]

Name and how to join?

[tidal yew]

First leave your crew

Then use command/joincrew

After that the bots will guide you easy

[ornate quartz]

💀

[tidal yew]

lfg

[ornate quartz]

Well

[ornate quartz]

Yeah I forgot ty 💀

[tidal yew]

Nah nah u can ask here it's all good

Bt not too much

[ornate quartz]

Yeah you know can I do sell in public lobby is it safe ?

In enhanced

Because never gone to public lobby

[tidal yew]

Better to do in crew session which is going to happen after couple of hrs I gues

[ornate quartz]

Yeah

[tidal yew]

[candid veldt]

apparently they can explode from loading them

[tame holly]

Prison break with randoms that are under lvl 100 what could possibly go wrong

[sleek prism]

What could..? Everything

[tame holly]

Nvm didn't even get to the planning screen

[ornate quartz]

🤣

You dint tell me you coming for cmm 💀

Well did you did og heist?

Cmm?

Marathon?

Man that some high spirit I really want to do heist with you lol 😭

But Idk about other player

[fierce mason]

Who the other player then?

If it larzy, run

[ornate quartz]

😭

[neon acorn]

Hi Shoo Shoo

[fierce mason]

He's asleep

[neon acorn]

I know

Martol what are you up to?

[ornate quartz]

27hour gta v 💀💀

[fierce mason]

Biology

You play with larzy
This is what you will inherent
How did you even screw it up?

[untold dock]

why are you sourcing bunker supplies

[fierce mason]

You know what
Fair enough
Better than larzy tuna excuse

Smh
He had a second to not fire the rpg
Claims tuna walked in front of him

[untold dock]

what do you not know

move

[lost lily]

full hangar fill in under 1 hour from LSIA

stop watching tgg

or pooparama

[still bobcat]

i found a spawn location of the knoway cars

[fierce mason]

Finally some truth

[still bobcat]

do it twice :3

[lost lily]

doesn't matter. i've the cheapest one cuz it's right in the middle

[neon acorn]

Blow up every single one of them until there are none left!

[neon acorn]

100 soon

[neon acorn]

I’m so glad that I don’t have to do this shit anymore @still bobcat

What's with the MHA music in the background 😭

[candid veldt]

21:00:58: Starting BattlEye Service...
21:01:01: Updating...
21:01:03: Launching game...
21:01:36: Note: File blocks can be ignored if they don't cause problems with the game.
21:01:36: [INFO] Blocked loading of file: "C:\ProgramData\A-Volute\A-Volute.Nahimic\Modules\Scheduled\x64\AudioDevProps2.dll".

leave me alone stupid battleeye, thats my audio drivers

[ornate quartz]

You really playing that much game?

[fierce mason]

I am a 100% certian she is leaving her computer while doing something else because she is afk ingame

[neon acorn]

I’m mostly playing

For all businesses

only for NC is silly

@fierce mason I had work for 7 hours and a 6 hour nap, the rest is me playing

[untold dock]

wish rockstar launcher supported quickly swapping accounts

high effort to always sign in

[sleek prism]

crazy

[neon acorn]

Nah, it’s really quiet

[neon acorn]

Could be you!

grind Mikko!

GTA!!!

[untold dock]

no

i made all of the jobs myself

they don't need to be valid jobs, just need enough to be able to save them in the creator

[lost lily]

pea shooter

[golden sundial]

Bro hit nobody

[lost lily]

hit 2 but these are pea shooters

you really need headshot

[golden sundial]

Doesn't it have explosive cannons?

[lost lily]

these are stock mgs

[golden sundial]

I mean one of the weapon upgrades

[lost lily]

it does. just bought a new one so i was testing these stock mgs

[sleek prism]

what I should do in gta? (no hangar plz)

[neon acorn]

Hangar

[sleek prism]

1 blocked message

[covert atlas]

Grind Smuggler’s Run cargo crates

[sleek prism]

what the hell, I fast traveled from Mansion to Clubhouse, after travelling I have a parachute

[steep ether]

Please tell me you mean the parachute model on your back and not the actual parachute in your inventory

[sleek prism]

yes

[steep ether]

For a second i thought you had a mansion before buying a parachute lmao

[sleek prism]

:D

smol dent, still satisfied

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism so you’re sure that public demand bonus doesn’t count to career prog?

[sleek prism]

Yes

[lost lily]

i've never seen this mission

[sleek prism]

I didnt know thats even possible :D

Died and done :D

[untold dock]

i also don't know what to do on gta

nightclub celebs? that sounds so unfun

[dreamy rampart]

when youre bored of gta

the shoe store is the solution

[jade meadow]

Nah

You got story mode for that

[dreamy rampart]

yea also the models are old

cant wait for gta6

the jiggle physics finna be smooth asf

[jade meadow]

Yeah i honestly care for the actual physics but sure

I dont want it to be too realistic tho

[dreamy rampart]

i want it to be as realistic as possible

[sleek prism]

yeah, so annoying

[dreamy rampart]

ill play with lucia as much as possible

[neon acorn]

I’m surprised that the mods still haven’t blacklisted these words

[neon acorn]

🥀

[dreamy rampart]

what🥀

ik for a fact i aint the only one

[neon acorn]

It’s kinda weird though

[dreamy rampart]

bro whyy

[neon acorn]

Like I get the game is 18+ and all, but there are better things than pixels on a screen

[dreamy rampart]

hmmm

[neon acorn]

Like touching grass and getting a girlfriend

[dreamy rampart]

like

[neon acorn]

But wtf

[dreamy rampart]

gambling

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Gambling is a W

[dreamy rampart]

well i go do the gym regulary

and women are scary so yea

no

[neon acorn]

[west stirrup]

[neon acorn]

This community is cooked

99.9% aren't real

[sleek prism]

all girls are boys

[neon acorn]

True

[dreamy rampart]

fr bro

[hollow owl]

[peak burrow]

wait

[neon acorn]

Is your pfp from Tuyu

[peak burrow]

what the fuck

[neon acorn]

Or

[hollow owl]

My pfp is from a YT thumbnail

[peak burrow]

how did i get perma banned from gta online after my first ban

i didnt even enable mod menu wtf

[neon acorn]

And it’s not from Tuyu?

[neon acorn]

I think they just don’t want anybody with a mod menu

[hollow owl]

Idfk what that is

[peak burrow]

i didnt have one

[neon acorn]

The anti-cheat will automatically detect it

[peak burrow]

it expired

[hollow owl]

https://youtu.be/zMegz0eQTgU?si=-AynFrArdiLBgetm

[peak burrow]

and i uninstalled it

[neon acorn]

J-pop artist

Idk gang

gg ig

[neon acorn]

gg

[peak burrow]

NK pop

[hollow owl]

Most of my pfps are from google or yt thumbnails

[neon acorn]

Ogey

[peak burrow]

wdym most

[hollow owl]

I have had many pfps over the past year

All are stolen from somewhere

[neon acorn]

Thief

[hollow owl]

Sue me

Il win and take ur money

[peak burrow]

what if i dont have any

[hollow owl]

You will work for it

[dreamy rampart]

what if shes a child

[hollow owl]

So?

I need my money

[dreamy rampart]

[peak burrow]

bro IS NOT dutch

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[dreamy rampart]

we need money

money

[peak burrow]

im not a she

[dreamy rampart]

alr mb

[peak burrow]

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[peak burrow]

nw

[dreamy rampart]

wait so how do i say like

im dumb rn my brain aint braining

they are a child?

[peak burrow]

yes

under 18 but over 13

[dreamy rampart]

[untold dock]

god after hours is fucking horrendous

i'd rather sell 1000 hangar crates again than do this

[lost lily]

mc are really good if u get single truck. clucking bell money in 5 min

[gray parcel]

i was afking a LOT to hit the sale total

[untold dock]

that's not an issue since i already had well over 100 million before enhanced

[gray parcel]

that plus the other bullshit it was easily my longest t4

[untold dock]

but all of these awards are just mindlessly unfun garbage and 25 celebs is ridiculous when the odds of getting one seem to be about 2.5%