gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

They are

[sleek prism]

bumpy ride :D

[neon acorn]

Compared to here, yes

[tacit fox]

I started to repair an old ass bmw not too long ago a e30

Parts are lowkey next to impossible to get sadly

[real peak]

Ahh yes, delivery 48 giants crate

[golden sundial]

I guess if you can get a million dollars sure

[real peak]

Into tiny beany car

[tacit fox]

Wanna make it a widebody sooo badly

[neon acorn]

That’s unfortunate

[neon acorn]

Of course >-<

I mean, I’ll probably be renting or living in a studio for a while

but I’ll get there

[real peak]

Soon

Trust

[neon acorn]

[real peak]

<(=w=)> 👍

[tacit fox]

Idk if its worth getting the original engine or swapping to smt else

[neon acorn]

“Houses” in Australia are impossible to buy and are usually shit

[real peak]

Used and new soo your decide if you want damaged ur vehicle or make it fresh new

[tacit fox]

Used engine will have a full rebuild so its whatever

[real peak]

New one can upgrade something in future

But of course

The price is a slap in the face

[tacit fox]

When i say used im saying the original one that’s supposed to be in it

Or swap to smt else

[real peak]

swap =w=

Swap it!!

GET NEW ONE!!

RWARRR!! <(OWO)>

[tacit fox]

V8

[real peak]

V9000 let's gooooo

[tacit fox]

Idk man its a hard choice, im sure ill blow it up soon anyways

[golden sundial]

V12

[real peak]

Gonna play blackjack to chill out

THIS GUY HACKING!!!

[neon acorn]

Dealer always wins

Also you should’ve split though, icl

[real peak]

Split?

[neon acorn]

Two hands

You can do it if you have the same cards

If you did it, you would’ve had a higher chance of winning

rather than bro somehow getting a 21

[real peak]

I won 30k chip =w=

Go for double down

[tacit fox]

A bit overkill for what im trying

[real peak]

Quite relax to play card =w=

Yassss

[thick rose]

idk why i feel that wm29 is good to use

[real peak]

It relaxing tbh

[sleek prism]

Died but delivered :D

[real peak]

Worth it xD

[golden sundial]

[real peak]

I still don't know how you can land like that

[sleek prism]

Me neither, after respawning: Leave area.

[real peak]

Respawn to leave area, make sense

[candid veldt]

snow is gone already

[real peak]

Yep

[sleek prism]

Finally

[real peak]

Easy to drive now

[candid veldt]

easy to fly

[sleek prism]

We see better now

[real peak]

But Mikko still land on the ground before bike

xD

[candid veldt]

gotta protect the delivery

[hollow owl]

30 mins of 3 lvl 70s in Act 3 finale, 2 of them hiding being smart and the other being dumb and dying and then leaving

[candid veldt]

lol did the the weed truck alone in a public lobby... lived.

the beer trick is still working kinda I think

also I got the notificatrion that smoke from the weed will impair my driving... affter the missions was done

[tame holly]

Wish i was this lucky, still need 21 mc contracts and players love to blow me up during those

At least i got done with the bike tuning stuff and only need like 200k from the bar and 5.2M from the businesses

For the t4

[candid veldt]

rough

[real peak]

Public gta =w=

[golden sundial]

Not having max hp bonus and then doing doomsday

Now that is bold

[opal rock]

You should never split 10s

And they would’ve lost on one anyway as dealer will have 17 and they would have 14

[real peak]

The normal 21

What am I talking about

Anway

I did split but..

Yea not gonna work out for me so I just go for it

[woeful needle]

Average beta game play

[hollow owl]

Just did Humane with a lvl 150, 51 and 70

[real peak]

Result?

[hollow owl]

Only failed once cuz I got to Valkyrie first ans killed the agent to spawn them all by me gnna take ages driving to me

Other than that, clean

I needed to go toilet and i cba to sit and wait for them to get to me

Was watching OKHO finale vid while doing so

Got platinum obviously

[alpine basin]

Where was this luck present in the doomsday setup

[golden sundial]

How slow were they going for you to be doing that?

[hollow owl]

Closest one of them was were Lost MC camp

Furthest was the Trevor Sanchez jump from Carde Libre

[golden sundial]

So they were lost

[hollow owl]

Yeah, somehow my other teammate was swimming faster than me in the water

Same outfit as mine being the heavy vest thing

Yet faster

[real peak]

Good question

[real peak]

Yoga before mission

[alpine basin]

Hit the clip I wanna rewatch it

[real peak]

Da clip?

Oh

[west stirrup]

How to soft lock yourself

[real peak]

https://outplayed.tv/gta-v-enhanced/3yYlmJ

@alpine basin

[alpine basin]

Lovely

[real peak]

I have to wait you get in the tank first before I can get in later

But yea

Mistake not clear area first

[alpine basin]

Ill just bring the tank out, easiest way

[real peak]

Habit everyone get in a tank

Cuz erm....attack heli with rocket

[alpine basin]

I mean I can pull it forward at least

[real peak]

That will do

Well, next time

Tomorrow I can go straight marathon DCMM4

I mean

Today

Cuz 2:45 am morning rn...

But we can try speedrun it

Actually...

I lost 150k chips in black jack

Soo...my luvk gone..

[lost lily]

i'm not much into tattoos but this one looks sick

[fossil dagger]

LMAO the way the car just bounced away 😭

[lost lily]

virtue with shunt boost

[neon acorn]

CAP

TRUST

SPLIT

I AM THE GAMBLER

If rainbet was in Australia, I think I’d be broke

[alpine basin]

Thats strange, not due to having shunt boost but how it behaves, theres no boost gauge on the minimap if you were to glitch it on normally so its not glitched, probably "cheated" in since its being used against other players

[gritty ibex]

how do i sell my car to my friend

[alpine basin]

Go to LS car meet:
Both players require an LSC membership ~50k to get it
either player can bring their car in, and the other can buy the players car by interacting on the door, typically for pc being {Ctrl}

[gritty ibex]

thanks bro

[alpine basin]

Are they REALLY trying to get you to alt f4 the game in #gta-online?

Truly a gta player moment

[split moon]

Typical #gta-online behavior

[alpine basin]

I just turned a guy into red mist

all thats left of him is a hat

[west stirrup]

Looks like red blood to me

[alpine basin]

looks like a guy got pulverized by my driving

[gritty ibex]

I aint fallin for ir

It

[alpine basin]

After all these years they've managed to develop it into "and press enter" too, they are evolving not very fast but still doing it none the less

[opal rock]

What a picture

Just the hat left

[covert atlas]

-Try to start Cayo
-Lobby hop for 10 minutes due to max CEO limit
-Finally get to register as CEO
-Game force kicks me out of planning board and removes my CEO status
-“To register as a boss, join a new session”

[alpine basin]

try to start cayo
lobby hop
Why are we starting it in public sessions

[covert atlas]

Wanted to get a duo. See how it goes with a random

Finally got to start it and it went pretty smoothly. Was a level 137

[alpine basin]

you struggle to find someone to play with? I have to kick people if I invite everyone in that lobby cause everyone floods in at once

[covert atlas]

Nah I wasn’t struggling to find people. Was just struggling to actually start the thing since I couldn’t register as a CEO/MC

In invite lobbies it just doesn’t send invites iirc. At least, I never get people to join

[untold dock]

finally

what an awful award

[sleek prism]

Yay

@plucky burrow btw, I dont use # community

[plucky burrow]

Answer the question

[alpine basin]

community

thats the scary place right

[sleek prism]

now its just selling left

[plucky burrow]

Sussy mikko

[sleek prism]

yeah, weird place

[plucky burrow]

Well these are gta players

I don't expect them to be socially excellent

[covert atlas]

I’ve seen some weird discussion in community

[plucky burrow]

[alpine basin]

somehow more femboy talk in there than #gta-online

[plucky burrow]

Well femboys are not gta related

[hollow owl]

You're not gta related

[covert atlas]

Maybe in GTA 6 they will be

[hollow owl]

Since your not in gta

I am

[plucky burrow]

No horses in gta

Illegal

[hollow owl]

Just make them

[covert atlas]

I’m so hungry I could eat a

🫣

[plucky burrow]

Mods

[hollow owl]

Lumbago wouldn't fill me up

Skeletons

[alpine basin]

they are, its cannon. this is one of the like 30+ npc's in this category

[plucky burrow]

Average horse is a meat

They barely support their own weight

[alpine basin]

horses aren't in gta

only the head of horse

[plucky burrow]

That's a drag queen

[plucky burrow]

I want the unicorn mask

I would give cayos for that

Infinite potential

[hollow owl]

Can you not buy it

[plucky burrow]

I don't see it

I guess it's an unlock or a special event item

[hollow owl]

Well put your nearly 360° of eye sight to use

[plucky burrow]

I don't care about gta

Bye

[hollow owl]

No.

[plucky burrow]

Jarvis, mute this channel

[hollow owl]

Who's Jarvis

Haviland is better

[plucky burrow]

@vocal geode

My brother

[hollow owl]

Leave the man alone

He is retired

When will you retire

[plucky burrow]

Who cares

[hollow owl]

Settle down

[plucky burrow]

I'm not retiring until gta 6

[hollow owl]

So never

Great

[plucky burrow]

Yeah

[hollow owl]

Don't ask when I will be

Idk when

[plucky burrow]

I'll be back once I finish rdo

Can't juggle two gta online games

[hollow owl]

Idk what to do in gtao

[plucky burrow]

Delete

[hollow owl]

I just join random races now

[plucky burrow]

Play gta online texas

[hollow owl]

No, never have un-installed gta since I got it

[plucky burrow]

GTH

Grand theft horse

Grand theft auto is like an actual crime

Lol

We rarely commit gta

[hollow owl]

I would play Minecraft but I will remind myself that I need to do my base and that's alot of work

[plucky burrow]

All we do is heists

[plucky burrow]

There's this user called lumbago

He play minecraft

[hollow owl]

I literally got a new mouse pad yet I don't use it

Unfortunately, this Lumbago will have to wait

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Do you play with that in gta

Hardcore gamer

[hollow owl]

Im ps5

Cant use kbm

[plucky burrow]

I thought you could

In fortnite for example

[hollow owl]

I like controller for fortnite

I've tried kbm, just not my thing

[plucky burrow]

Noob

[hollow owl]

Plus, it's hard when I have to lean to use my kbm for now

[plucky burrow]

You'll get used to it

[hollow owl]

Yeah i have been

[plucky burrow]

Shooting is more accurate with a mouse

[hollow owl]

I suck at aiming in fortnite kbm

Controller i suck at times too

[plucky burrow]

Vehicles are better with a controller generally

[plucky burrow]

You'll need to learn it obviously

It's a muscle

[hollow owl]

Well yeah, i just find it boring

[plucky burrow]

Goodnight goose

[hollow owl]

Gn

[sleek prism]

Whats better escape car from chicken factory?

[plucky burrow]

Don't fight the cops

[sleek prism]

no we didnt

they.. gave it to us

[daring bobcat]

started a new job working for the FIB

[west stirrup]

Wear the IAA cap

[untold dock]

it was quite unlucky that i got my vigilante perfectly stuck between a pipe and barrier from losing steering for about 1 second

[sleek prism]

should have change my pv after reset

[daring bobcat]

why would I do that, it wont match

omg, I missed my birthday

I was away from home

I wish we could edit police car plates

[sleek prism]

Longest single game session.. those are rookie numbers

[lost lily]

getting fkd but let me switch to mask audio first

[untold dock]

mine is only 19 hours

i think you can't do more than 24 anymore with battleye anyway

[sleek prism]

Throws you out automatically?

Anyway, gn

[lost lily]

three magic words when selling MC

[forest jackal]

is snow bye bye

[hollow owl]

Yes

Snow has gone for the past 13 hours+

[daring bobcat]

happy now

[lost lily]

give me this mission every time

[forest jackal]

I haven't played gta in a while lol

[hollow owl]

I just join random races

I see what retired players do now

[covert atlas]

Quick joining Cayos makes me realize just how unoptimized some people’s routes are

[hollow owl]

Annoying as some racers can be, its fun especially the long haul races

[covert atlas]

Like why are we going right and killing every single guard

[real peak]

Soo highhhhh

[forest jackal]

I can't find my racing clips i think they in my ps4

[hollow owl]

I have one

Wait no o wrong one

This one

[forest jackal]

I found one here

I was looking for those Nascar races

I didn't see the checkpoint

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[forest jackal]

it wouldve helped if I didn't delete my other acc

[silk shuttle]

meanwhile so-called "modders" in gta

[radiant loom]

Chat y'all ever molotov NPCs just to hear their cries of pain and agony

[lost lily]

[covert atlas]

Wish I could Molotov these randoms who keep messing up Cayo

Level 137 and it goes smoothly but a level 400 and we’ve quick restarted 5 times

[radiant loom]

Have I ever told you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over again expecting something different.

[radiant loom]

Rockstar high-key cowards

Why won't they add a flamethrower to this game

[lost lily]

Enter the truck enter a truck

[covert atlas]

They should do it and add team damage in heists so I can make these randoms pay

[radiant loom]

Agreed

[covert atlas]

Like we collected both key cards and this guy is still going around killing the other guards

[radiant loom]

Add a flamethrower to this game and I'll show these NPCs what Trevon Avon and all these other phonies can't do

[covert atlas]

-lobby hop for 10 minutes again to register as boss
-finally start up Cayo finale
-lobby shows 1 other person in lobby with me
-start finale
-planning board now randomly shows 4 people

[real peak]

@alpine basin i forgot about the one from sandy shore airport
Do everyone must reach top thingy to ambush the helicopter carrying vehicle?

[alpine basin]

Just the barrage has to

Or... for the start yea

[real peak]

Oh, if it not, I can run to airport first instead of top

[alpine basin]

The helis won't spawn in until all players are there

[real peak]

Note

[alpine basin]

you could just wait for checkpoint then run to airport right after

[real peak]

Next, recue ULP, idk which vehicle bullet proof and survive from heli rocket

I think Imma just get in nwy car

Or buy new buffalo stx with explosive proof

[tidal yew]

💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[lost lily]

i use vigilante in both ULP missions

[tidal yew]

85%

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

Hru

[lost lily]

munching chimken and bepis

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

NOOOO MY KATNIP!!!

🖕

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

!rule 5

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

shut up minimod

[silk shuttle]

we doin this? (c) les jt

[real peak]

Hayy, only me can say that =w=

Ehem

Feckuuuuu @tidal yew !!

[tidal yew]

Fecccckckkkkkkkku tooooo

[tidal yew]

Shush tire puncture guy

[real peak]

I feel silly...

<(=w=)> very silly

@tidal yew

Play blackjack with me when im donr DCMM4

<(OwO)>

[grim ferry]

I am doing something no GTA Player has ever done

[tidal yew]

I've done that when i opened the game

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh no i don't know how its played

[grim ferry]

This coffee is not drinkable literally unplayable

[real peak]

I did same

When I start gta, I take shower

Do gym and yoga

Shower again

And start to work

[tidal yew]

Before that I pet my dog n then work

[real peak]

Before I off
Shower again, swap to home outfit then go to bed before log out

[tidal yew]

Making sure he has hairs

[real peak]

Dont worry, he bald soon

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Im lurkin somewhere in ur mansion, u just too blind to see me

[grim ferry]

I think the funny part about GTA V is

[real peak]

=w=

[grim ferry]

The anime shirt is bugged

so if you have aa coat above an anime t shirt

the t shirt turns into a bright white shirt

[real peak]

Some old shirt make u lose tattoes

Like very old old before

[real peak]

You look like detective from Detroit game

[grim ferry]

how about now

[tidal yew]

Looks like a guy who's gonna get beaten real soon

[silk shuttle]

bit of trivia: back in the day singing into the mic while showering would give you rp and so a lot of squeakers did that in public lobbies

[split moon]

the greatest time of all time in gta online

people would just afk in the shower and screech into it or leave their mic next to a fan or some shit

[grim ferry]

FUCK YES

[split moon]

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I've been waiting like 2 hours

for this shitty event

[grim ferry]

hOLY SHIT i AM SO HAPPY

it only took me buying a fucking opressor mk2

to get this

[covert atlas]

This game is so goofy

[grim ferry]

Wow the

The OP mk2 is so boring

[real peak]

Its flying bike

[grim ferry]

Yea no I just bought it because i needed to do the die hard quest

[real peak]

I use to do prep, collect cargo, this and that

Lots of things =w=

[tidal yew]

💨 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[split moon]

infinitely waiting for this rooftop shootout

never gonna happen is it

[grim ferry]

I adjusted my car choice to be the EVX which goes well with franklin's Buffalo STX

[split moon]

evx goated vehicle

paragon S also very good

[grim ferry]

it matches the Player very well

Silent Car

Fast, Efficient and has lots of armor

[viscid belfry]

no snow

it's beautiful

[tidal yew]

Nani?!?!??!?!

The smoke got removed

[real peak]

EVX is gud? O.o

[real peak]

MAH KATNIP!!!

[split moon]

...yes?

okay bloody fucking hell I've been trying to get this rooftop shootout for hours now

if anybody happens to see it active in their session pls help a brother out

[neon acorn]

Looks sexy (STX)

[neon acorn]

It’s gone

Right?

Pretty sure at least

[split moon]

its not

its supposed to go until the 17th

[viscid belfry]

mhmm

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

the game looks crystal clear now

[tidal yew]

I loved the snow gotta wait another ass year

If I'm still playing that game in 2026

[viscid belfry]

GTA is a game people always come back to

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

[split moon]

Tfw some poor guy getting 2v1'd by griefers so I play a little game of duck hunt

[still bobcat]

Ahhh driving home

[viscid belfry]

in game or irl?

[still bobcat]

Both

[versed lintel]

how do you even see anything

[split moon]

With my eyes, usually

they must have changed something with this rooftop shootout

because this shit ain't popping

[golden sundial]

My man is sniping from Antarctica

[sturdy tapir]

@versed lintel

[tidal yew]

[versed lintel]

@sturdy tapir

[sturdy tapir]

how are ya @versed lintel

[split moon]

random starts spamming me cayo invites

oh boy lets see how well this goes

[tame holly]

I think i found a modder on console

Invisible player tased me and spamm c4

[split moon]

about as well as you could expect

started off strong tbh but went after jug and failed

[tame holly]

Nvm just saw the crew its sarx

Aka losers

[split moon]

and he rage quit

any% speedrun failing cayo and rage quitting

amazing

kept failing at jug, kept shooting bodies under cams and trying to shoot the cams afterwards

[real peak]

U did well =w=

What gun they using?

[golden sundial]

I do that sometimes, sounds like he was too slow

[real peak]

"Game so hard and most difficult"

Me: :/

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[split moon]

He was certainly something

by the time I got into the tower he'd have found a way to alert everyone

😭

[golden sundial]

When it comes to heists with randoms, casino is more fun than cayo in that department

Tfw the random host didn't do the keycard prep so every door is a 3 min hack

[tame holly]

As soon as i see this i send them a message telling them to do it and I leave

Bonus ponts if its bugstars

[still bobcat]

50mil rp

[neon acorn]

I’ve been summoned

[split moon]

And now you've been unsummoned

[neon acorn]

Summoning the summoner of the summoned

[split moon]

Hi, thank you for summoning me

goodbye

[west stirrup]

hi

[opal rock]

Imagine if gtav never existed we wouldn’t be here

Let that sink in for a min

[daring bobcat]

We would be playing cops and robbers on gta4

[split moon]

gta5 online originally was just cops and robbers

[twin drum]

there should be an auto response for lester or raptor

where if someone says panther statue it just deletes their message, pings them and says shut up

[hollow owl]

Lmao

I just have stuff on my clipboard

[twin drum]

if i said what im thinking when people bring it up i'd get banned

[hollow owl]

I don't want to bonk you tyvm

[twin drum]

brand new player, started 2 days ago! how do i get panther statue?

mf why do you even know that exists

[hollow owl]

Maybe i should watch a MrBossFTW video

[broken musk]

[hollow owl]

Get inside the mind of the noobs

[broken musk]

[split moon]

An extreme response to something otherwise negligible

typical gtao discord behavior

[untold dock]

brand new player, started 2 minutes ago, how to do bogan glitch?????????

[split moon]

because these people are funneled in through clickbait-tubers

[broken musk]

Sigh

[split moon]

"""content creators"""

[twin drum]

just bought the game, it's downloading rn
what's the quickest glitch to be a billionaire?

[lost lily]

Mrboss vs tgg, battle of brainrot

[plucky burrow]

Shark cards are the biggest exploit

Everyone should commit shark card

[split moon]

The amount of wealth accumulated via shark card swiping is inversely proportionate to a persons intelligence

[plucky burrow]

Stupid billionaire is richer than smart brokie

[twin drum]

if i was a millionaire and just bought this game i'd almost certainly buy like 50 million bucks in shark cards

if you're rich irl you're not gonna care about spending like 500 bucks on a game

[split moon]

"If you have no concept of value you're more likely to spend money"

lmfao

[twin drum]

being rich doesnt require having no concept of value

just that if you have a monthly stable income of like a hundred grand

it doesnt really matter does it

[split moon]

I'd love to meet the person pulling 100gs / month that plays gta online

Doesn't matter how much money you have, buying shark cards is whack

[lost lily]

I'm gonna take a small loan of 5B$ from musk and buy take 2

Well they actually worth 47B$

[plucky burrow]

Rockstar should've buffed sharkcards long time ago

They don't make any sense

[split moon]

omw to do the funny to take2 like what happened with ubisoft

"trillions worth of value removed"

[plucky burrow]

The highest teir should've been 100 millions

[split moon]

[plucky burrow]

The $100 card

[plucky burrow]

What

[split moon]

$100 for 100 million

[plucky burrow]

100 is more than the game price

[split moon]

as if the economy wasn't bad enough

[plucky burrow]

You're buying the game 2.5 times

[plucky burrow]

You want more?

[split moon]

No thanks, there is already more than enough brainrot in this discord

[plucky burrow]

Well what I'm saying is that rockstar are anti-sharkcards if anything

It would be a more appealing if it gave you a real advantage

[split moon]

No, they really aren't. They understand how to make money

[plucky burrow]

10 millions are nothing

[golden sundial]

Implement this but for when there's a panther week

We do a little trolling

[split moon]

Sir, you are the have stupid.

[plucky burrow]

[split moon]

Think of it like this;
1 person buying a $100 shark card once
vs
1 person buying a $100 shark card 10 times

which one produces more revenue

[plucky burrow]

The second

[split moon]

uh huh

[plucky burrow]

But will that happen

[split moon]

and which option is more likely if a $100 shark card is worth $100 million in game

[plucky burrow]

The second

[split moon]

Loud incorrect buzzer noise

[plucky burrow]

100 million are very disposable if you see new players spending habits

[split moon]

A person getting more value out of something doesn't correspond to them becoming a repeat customer

[versed lintel]

the second

[split moon]

so the 10 million they'd get is less disposable?

[plucky burrow]

No one will buy your product if it was shit priced either

[split moon]

[plucky burrow]

Does anyone really buy these

[split moon]

If they didn't, the game would not have lasted this long.

Not even close.

[plucky burrow]

100 million was an arbitrary number

It could be less

[split moon]

It already is less.

[plucky burrow]

As long as it attracts more demand

[plucky burrow]

Not appealing enough

[split moon]

Its not appealing to you because you want to spend less and get more

That isn't how they make money

[broken musk]

Remind me not to go in gta online main

Ts they talk about

[plucky burrow]

Well I am the costumer

[split moon]

Don't go into #gta-online

[plucky burrow]

If I don't spend they don't get shit

[broken musk]

Ty

[split moon]

My bad, forgot you account for 100% of the target audience and all consumer metrics

[plucky burrow]

[split moon]

R* give more money from shark cards now !!!

this guy wants to spend less!!

[plucky burrow]

Yeah

Do it

[split moon]

I need to remind myself more often to never take anything you say seriously

[plucky burrow]

Why are you so angry

[split moon]

90% of the time its just you taking the piss, and the other 10% its actual brain death

[plucky burrow]

[split moon]

I am not angry?

[plucky burrow]

Good

[still bobcat]

you guys are so 2025

[split moon]

What does that even mean

[plucky burrow]

Is it January in Australia

[golden sundial]

Why yes we live in the present how did you know

[still bobcat]

yes

[plucky burrow]

[bitter flicker]

Happy New Year transformer @neon acorn

[golden sundial]

Could you tell us what 2026 looks like?

Did they release gta6?

[split moon]

Australia isn't real

[bitter flicker]

delay til 2027

trust

[plucky burrow]

[golden sundial]

Waow

[still bobcat]

idk havent taken off my vr headset since last year

[golden sundial]

Yeah I'd also spend all day in vr chat if I had the equipment

[sleek prism]

@bitter flicker

[bitter flicker]

Ello Miku

[split moon]

what an awful choice

[bitter flicker]

just chillin atm , waiting for da new years

[golden sundial]

Better than being on Twitter

[bitter flicker]

real

[split moon]

Okay but both options are still awful bruh

[bitter flicker]

anywhere is better than twit- nvm reddit exist

[split moon]

😭

[golden sundial]

Reddit is cool, they solve my technical problems

[split moon]

Twitter for self-righteous keyboard warriors and virtue signal competitions
Reddit for know-it-all "im a professional in (x/y/z) just trust me bro"

Vrchat is just a cesspit for preds

[golden sundial]

Well that's not a problem, I'm 22

[split moon]

..

[golden sundial]

[sleek prism]

too fast

[golden sundial]

Buy another warehouse

[split moon]

needs more warehouse

[sleek prism]

no no

maybe later

[split moon]

you're gonna get a visit from the hat man if you don't get another warehouse

[tame holly]

meanwhile me with only 1 large warehouse and 1 small warehouse (where i store the rare crates so i don't get repeats for the t4)

Close to bikers t4, still need 3-4M of selling mc stuff as well

[daring bobcat]

should I sell my warehouse or wait till a posable 2x $&RP?

[untold dock]

well should you

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

why you would wait

in meantime you can fill it again

[sleek prism]

do you have 5 larges full?

[daring bobcat]

only one atm

the rest are about 50%

[neon acorn]

Happy new years peeps

[real peak]

Not there yet =w=

But

[daring bobcat]

if you say so

[real peak]

Happy newyear

[neon acorn]

Happy new year, brat

[neon acorn]

Australia comes first 🔥

[daring bobcat]

anyone wanna help me sell a full warehouse?

[real peak]

private or public?

[daring bobcat]

private

[real peak]

Sure

You help me sell full warehouse as well =w=

[daring bobcat]

sure

[real peak]

Send invite when u ready

[daring bobcat]

do I have you added, whats your SC?

[west stirrup]

Do i really want 100%...

[real peak]

UncleNaraki

[real peak]

Do it >:3

Need fast travel @daring bobcat

I have to fly there..

[daring bobcat]

I cant invite

[real peak]

Will be a lot @daring bobcat =w=

[daring bobcat]

no ceo invite?

[real peak]

I sent..

Yike..

Nearby

Give me a sec

[untold dock]

i can as well

[real peak]

Come on in

[daring bobcat]

I was ready on the securoserv app and everything, no invite

[gritty ibex]

how to use cargobob hook

[daring bobcat]

right on the Dpad

[gritty ibex]

im on pc

[daring bobcat]

and you dont use a controller?

[gritty ibex]

no??

i use keyboard

[daring bobcat]

interesting, then try E then I guess

flying and driving much better with controller

[gritty ibex]

yeah i did and the hook released but its not being unreleased and idk if its supposed to be longer

[real peak]

Defending thing..

[untold dock]

wtf some cop got in my car

[daring bobcat]

you cant put it away

[daring bobcat]

FIB actually

I could be cop or iAA

[real peak]

Plane =w=

Can one of u fly?

[untold dock]

no

[real peak]

D:

[untold dock]

you can use flight formation boost

[real peak]

Gonna need a jet

I should buy raiju if I have a chance =w=

[neon acorn]

How long did that take ya

[tame holly]

not that long for the contracts tbh

if u get torched often, its really nice and its only a 3min cooldown between them

[fierce mason]

Not bad

[tame holly]

the bike shop part and bar part are more annoying since there is no way to speed those up

[real peak]

Let me invite u there

[fierce mason]

Still not bad
I know it can be pain for ya

[tame holly]

I mean its only 125k left, so it aint that bad

[real peak]

I parked my terrobyte near warehouse

[tame holly]

• with the 3-4M left on the mc sells it will do it in the meantime

just got to remeber to ressuply it

[neon acorn]

I meant for everything

[tame holly]

oh

well idk, i was kinda doing some sell missions on the side due to the free ressuplys from the stash houses

same for the bike shop

[real peak]

2 more =w=

[daring bobcat]

someone else can fly this time

[real peak]

I bough raiju

Come to you soon

[fierce mason]

Now this sounds like a job for me

[real peak]

Wait for delivery ;-;

[fierce mason]

Your delivery blew up

[untold dock]

no enemies again? weird

[real peak]

Hate chu

[real peak]

Cuz heli for pvp

[fierce mason]

Your
Throws up
Welcome

[real peak]

Nvm..

[untold dock]

nvm there are some enemies

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Yey 😄

Last 111 crates

Last warehouse @untold dock @daring bobcat

You two wanna help me with bunker and mc stuff later?

[daring bobcat]

great success

[fierce mason]

you really need a good pilot

[real peak]

That perfect landing

PLZ

GIVE ME

2 PHANTOM WEDGE

[lost lily]

Gibe me some 🌯

and some katnip

[hollow owl]

Ty Rockstar for my 500k and in game items

[real peak]

Here chu go =w=

[hollow owl]

3 stars for driving fast

And another random 1 star for doing the TT

[real peak]

=w=

[daring bobcat]

whoops

omg that was so funny

[real peak]

I had on video

Twicew

Xd

[tame holly]

oh right the time trials reset, i forgot about that

thats an ez 350k

[hollow owl]

The HSW one still aint showing on my map

[tame holly]

will try to do those in my vigero zx cuz why not

[hollow owl]

Even though I haven't turned it off from map blips

[tame holly]

i think both are at the docks iirc

[hollow owl]

I only see Normal TT

[tame holly]

there are 2 things certain in gta : an mk2 will grief and glitches will be here

[untold dock]

i miss the lack of waves

[west stirrup]

I have officially hit 13k hours combined in gta 5 😎

And now..

[golden sundial]

OK

[real peak]

Last one and thx @daring bobcat @untold dock

You two need delivery anything?

[west stirrup]

What

Don’t OK me

[daring bobcat]

ok

[golden sundial]

[sleek prism]

Good thing of snow: no waves on ocean

Gonna play tomorrow next time

[untold dock]

i think i have some businesses to sell but i'm gonna experiment with hangar

[real peak]

Kinda want they add helicopter delivery back

[sleek prism]

I was thinking to stay afk and do some monitoring via phone but meh.. realized its not gonna be good idea being an associate or prospect and not gonna just afk in lscm

[sleek prism]

When they deleted it?

[real peak]

Christmas I believe

[untold dock]

with the mansion update because one of the drop offs was in the tongva hills mansion

could've just moved that one but no

[real peak]

But noooooo

[golden sundial]

Didn't have the budget for that

[real peak]

THEY REMOVED THE HELICOPTER DELIVERY

@untold dock what's your handling on ur raiju?

Cuz still don't know which one

[untold dock]

race or whatever

[real peak]

Thx for helped @daring bobcat @untold dock

<(=w=)> 👍

So long...

[untold dock]

don't wait for it to fill up

[hollow owl]

Game is bugging today

Wont spawn my cars from mechanic

[sleek prism]

They really are that lazy to code, easier to delete I see

[untold dock]

why are the pv spawns so annoying

i want to use phantom wedge on deal but it spawns 130348230948 km away

[sleek prism]

Yesterday I got 2 invisible crates for hangar, after selling 25 narcs and 25 chemicals I have 2 animal materials.. what ? Didnt even source animal materials. Same happened to Cora but 5 crates

[brittle hatch]

Only 130348230948 km away ? seems pretty close you could go pick it up

[sleek prism]

Havent even traveled that much total in the game

[untold dock]

ok this location is more promising but that's in the middle of the enemies

[brittle hatch]

maybe you should consider pressing z (or w) to move the character you see on screen

[sleek prism]

Planning to tp next to hangar?

[untold dock]

yeah

could grab all 4 crates at once when they're in the trailer

[hollow owl]

Whats the Cargo Ship Robbery plat thing for T4

Bonus challenge*

[sleek prism]

Undetected to bridge

Some dmg thing when you protect cargo

[hollow owl]

I need Cargo, Duggan and McTony

I still have Cargo since 2024 Comet Safari claimable

Wait no its the Clique

Clique and Safari were claimable

Virtue was the top one

[untold dock]

ok i'n cooking with this

got the phantom wedge to spawn right next to me

hopefully i can just grab the trailer and skedaddle

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism finished biker yet?

[sleek prism]

Nah

[neon acorn]

🥀

[sleek prism]

I need 10 contracts, 4-5M sell and some shi

[sleek prism]

[real peak]

Spent on bat mobile, Insurgent (not pickup) andddd...a MK1

=w=

Oh wait

Raiju as well

[lost lily]

[real peak]

=w=

Now have to make new stuff

[hollow owl]

So how do i get to the captain without being spotted

[sleek prism]

Undetected till you open the door iirc

[hollow owl]

Bro istg this is not possible

[untold dock]

love it when i spend 15 minutes blocking spawns only for the game to be bugged where i can't join or be joined by anyone

amazing

truly remarkable

[sleek prism]

Just kill everyone before the bridge

[hollow owl]

Alr did it

[sleek prism]

[hollow owl]

Went rlly high and parachuting to the door

[sleek prism]

Cool

[real peak]

Gosh...

The mission in casino

Sooo dangerous ;-;

[sleek prism]

Visiting in casino might cause gambling addiction

[real peak]

All I can play is blackjack =w=

[hollow owl]

After 1 year, the Safari is out of the cargo ship and in my garage

I died....

I failed the cargo ship challenge

Yeah I'm not gnna do it again

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Don't....

Don't do it...

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

💨

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[real peak]

YOU!!!

RWARRR!!

MEH KATNIP!!

:C

Larzy bully

[versed lintel]

he ran

[flint flower]

[flint flower]

It was me

[tidal yew]

Hey how u doin

[tidal yew]

Hi zaya

[untold dock]

i fucking hate this game so fucking much

years of academy training wasted because the game sucks

[real peak]

Happy new yearrr!!!

[daring bobcat]

if you say so

[sturdy tapir]

I think Kato high on el rubio cocaine

@daring bobcat

[sleek prism]

Why

[spice inlet]

Happy New Year to Australians

[sleek prism]

Isnt it like 4-5 am there

[daring bobcat]

hello

[untold dock]

anyone wanna uhh

afk

[brittle hatch]

how much do i get paid for that

[lost lily]

70% of fleeca

[untold dock]

you get paid the securoserv salary

[real peak]

@untold dock xD

And I hate chu @daring bobcat ;-;

And last, I totally have a luck issue..

[lost lily]

1-0 katto

[real peak]

Game suk

[lost lily]

your mk2 is not loyal

[untold dock]

well filled hangar pretty quickly

could halve that time with 2 more computers or volunteers

[real peak]

Some item need to grab at dock

Then drive all the way to hangar

=x=

[untold dock]

nope

only 1 possible mission and the only driving i do is hook up the trailer

[real peak]

I always have to bring my Terrobyte inside zancudo then park next to my hangar

=w=

[daring bobcat]

my bad, but kinna funny

[real peak]

=w=

[untold dock]

about 1:40 to grab the crates

[real peak]

Holy that quick tp skill

[hollow owl]

Modi-Sevran, joined our doomsday and decided to grief us lmao

Dumb

[untold dock]

just about exactly 1 hour to fill hangar using 2 accounts

30 minutes if i had 2 more

@silk shuttle what are your thots on this

[west stirrup]

W event week stuff?

Idc if it’s new year i expect information

[daring bobcat]

still the same

its not changing

[opal rock]

What is it?

[untold dock]

holy moly i found the perfect session for selling

it's almost full and there isn't a single person over rank 100

[opal rock]

Everyone got gta for Christmas

[tame holly]

Your faith in low levels scares me

Cuz if they want to they can still grief u

[alpine basin]

they are the best to ask for help though

specially the level 20 - 30's, perfect fruits to pick

[tame holly]

Inb4 they crash the dodo somehow during the mc sell mission

[untold dock]

what are they going to do, shoot at me with pistols?

i have "i shouldn't be here" feeling but hey it worked

[green fractal]

Some of them probably will think you are modder or something.

[alpine basin]

Why can't I get lobbies like this and just run around and spectate people

I'd sit for a whole day simply watching them try and play the game

[daring bobcat]

wowthat is crazy

[green fractal]

Who is your first target from that list?

I would watch that LexFon976

[alpine basin]

Probably back_to_future to see if they actually have a deluxo yet, then probably milfhunter187_

Gotta love how _ just slants my whole sentence :D

[untold dock]

lexfon is just running over everyone with a car

[alpine basin]

hes just like me when I get my phantom wedge

[green fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/back-to-the-future-1985-sci-fi-adventure-film-gif-15301157997670556840

[west stirrup]

Idk

[untold dock]

dude shot a rocket at me, then went to his facility and now is just sitting inside

fascinating

[green fractal]

[golden sundial]

[untold dock]

it's 0-0

[green fractal]

That's what he thinks

[untold dock]

you aren't catching me in an unarmored vehicle in public

ok he left

weird

[sleek prism]

You did this for an hour?

[untold dock]

yes

2 actually because i filled my hangar twice

[sleek prism]

Damn, how many crates left

[daring bobcat]

wow, thats amazing!

[sleek prism]

Cool

[untold dock]

i shot the tail rotor of a bad guy's helicopter, bad guy bailed out and the helicopter crashed on the good guy which gave me the kill

lmao

[daring bobcat]

nice

[untold dock]

guess all the gremlins have gone back to hiding now that christmas season is over

[golden sundial]

except for back to the future

[wintry ermine]

W heli

[jade meadow]

Isnt that the heli that always crashes when you try landing it?

Well anyway, Franklin will eventually come to defend his home

[tame holly]

Yup peak heli imo

[lost lily]

Havok experience

It just likes to sleep

[golden sundial]

I don't recall crashing it

[lost lily]

I don't remember even taking off

Supervolito > all non weaponized heli

[tame holly]

Iron mule :

[alpine basin]

[lost lily]

Doesn't spawn next to u nor i'd use it for travelling

[golden sundial]

Flares can burn people, I'd say it's weaponised

[alpine basin]

people use flares on it :(

[sleek prism]

Lighter is a weapon? No.

[tame holly]

Not according to R* it got Imani tech so its not weaponized

[alpine basin]

depends if you have the intention of using it as a weapon or not, thats what makes something a weapon

[lost lily]

Don't install missiles on sparrow
Big 🧠

[golden sundial]

Is that how Imani tech works?

[tame holly]

R* specified it would only be on non weaponized aircraft

Soooooooo

[alpine basin]

The bullet weapons aren't horrible

Just nobody uses them because they require some cognitive processing to use them

[golden sundial]

Oh, aircraft

Well they missed cuz clearly it's got flares

[lost lily]

I put smoke countermeasures on mule now

[golden sundial]

No they're just using the buzzard

[lost lily]

I didn't put jammer on my alpha z1

It doesn't need it

[golden sundial]

Jammer on airplanes is pretty diabolical

Like just do circles

[lost lily]

I could put jammer but then it won't be good for trolling

[golden sundial]

What kind of trolling?

[alpine basin]

Even with the addition of new things, all returns back to the center metas >>

[tame holly]

Have u considered chopping MK2 users into pieces with the propeller on Imani tech aircraft

[lost lily]

Watch deluxo punks see me dodge all their missiles effortlessly

[golden sundial]

No I just fly in circles and then chop them

[lost lily]

With raiju, u don't even have to do the circle thingy

Just fly straight

[golden sundial]

Yeah I found that out by accident

It was pretty funny

[lost lily]

And pyro too iirc

[fast bridge]

Why is there snow in my game?

[sleek prism]

Did you keep your game on last 2 days?