gta-online-mk2

[still bobcat]

i spent my D-Day money on 3 new warehouses

coz the mansions were cheap

[split moon]

Typical minimod behavior

[alpine basin]

someone pinged the server staff role

[green fractal]

For rule 1.

[neon acorn]

gg

[neon acorn]

😭

[split moon]

Idk whats worse, minimods, or "erhm ackshually" wanna-be know-it-alls

[green fractal]

Whichever does it more is worse.

[split moon]

Fair play

[alpine basin]

those rule breakers

[alpine basin]

the amount of times I have to correct people, trying to correct other people there is silly

[split moon]

Found the erhm ackshually person

[green fractal]

Yeah. It is almost 2026. Know the rules already.

[alpine basin]

true

[still bobcat]

like lfg command in mk2

[plucky burrow]

What rules

I'm new

[split moon]

basically boils down to "don't be a fucking walnut"

[alpine basin]

well I guess you'll find out the hard way

[green fractal]

We rule.

You obey.

[split moon]

I rebel

[still bobcat]

disobey (reference)

[split moon]

and then I get beaten in the basement

[plucky burrow]

I'm a horse

[split moon]

Have you tried not?

[green fractal]

🥕

[plucky burrow]

Is horsing around against the rules

[alpine basin]

I love how my character runs comically slower than the other two

[green fractal]

If you jump over the fence (horse around too much).

[real peak]

Let my staff drive this car, and I wanna see how it goes

[split moon]

its called go into first person

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat slower 🙏

[still bobcat]

nice disguises we got there

[alpine basin]

not even, I just run comically slower

[still bobcat]

i didnt alert them

[neon acorn]

you got “spotted” 🥀

[alpine basin]

I couldn't grab it

[neon acorn]

you were stuck in the door

And the guy was right there

[split moon]

same thing happened to us earlier actually

[plucky burrow]

Short legs

[split moon]

is that a new bug?

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

"new"

[split moon]

well

I wouldn't know

because

[neon acorn]

Honestly

[split moon]

ding ding ding

[still bobcat]

on your screen mayperchance

[split moon]

reminder

[alpine basin]

Probably is a old bug thats existed for a long long timie

[split moon]

that I am not a casino pro

[neon acorn]

Let’s just forget about 10 mins @alpine basin

Because it doesn’t have to be with diamonds

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn we keep struggling we'll never get cmm part 2 partially started at this rate

[neon acorn]

🥀

We just have to finish it without being spotted

So let’s just do it the usual way

[alpine basin]

you two play it out and Im going to sell some stuff until we start cmm

[neon acorn]

Yep

[alpine basin]

probably easier without me going so slow

[neon acorn]

[split moon]

Just run faster

or are you weighed down by gold or smt

[neon acorn]

wall's character is too pampered

She needs to be carried

[split moon]

lmfao

too used to transcending reality

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat 5050

?

[split moon]

Nwy's character honestly just scares me

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

wuh

whats 5050

[neon acorn]

I hope his character haunts you

[neon acorn]

actually nvm

you don’t need it

[split moon]

Why?

[neon acorn]

I somewhat need moolah

[still bobcat]

wow greedy

im still grinding to a bil in the bank

[split moon]

Tfw help angel out and all they do is be rude and shit talk you

[neon acorn]

me too

[split moon]

Lesson learned

[neon acorn]

But my heist

[alpine basin]

Another bug in the casino heist, if you didn't imagine

[split moon]

Im beginning to notice a pattern

[neon acorn]

We should be able to sprint without looting anything

[split moon]

Casino heist had absolutely zero QA or internal testing rounds

[alpine basin]

Not really how avoiding a bug works, Im stuck at a light jog speed compared to a full sprint like you two

[split moon]

they just tossed some interns at it and then shipped it

[neon acorn]

We’re not fully sprinting

Just jogging

And jumping

[still bobcat]

you dont need all bugs squashed on release, but they don't even go back and fix bugs

[neon acorn]

I liked the preps for being free roam and the several approaches

[neon acorn]

This

[split moon]

That kinda just emphasizes the point more

[neon acorn]

[split moon]

Obviously not. I'm well familiar with how development & engineering can go lol

but these aren't like

obscure niche edge cases

where its "oops missed that we'll go back and fix it"

its "oh yeah so if you have above 60fps you get kicked from the instance because of script-desync and then you respawn inside this location that has no real entrance or exit in the session you're put into at random"

[neon acorn]

Get B @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

lfg 🤓

[split moon]

who are you sentencing to that hell

[still bobcat]

whyd you leave

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat let’s not use the getaway

[neon acorn]

They spotted us

[split moon]

Just take the heli

[still bobcat]

after we left the building

thats stealth

[neon acorn]

We got spotted before even getting into the car

[split moon]

[jade meadow]

First Heist on laptop... and it was a success, ||but we did fail like 10 times due to my controller dying||

[neon acorn]

Controller 🥀

Gross

[jade meadow]

Let me play on controller

[neon acorn]

Wireless mouse? 😔

[jade meadow]

Tried it, but no thanks

I cant even memorize the controls

[neon acorn]

Memorise the controls 😭

[still bobcat]

idk why you left, that would have counted towards steal all variations + we weren't trying to do it in less than 10 minutes

[neon acorn]

I knoooow

[jade meadow]

Its easier on a Dualsense controller... even if i had to change some controller binds

[neon acorn]

But we have to finish it without being spotted man

[still bobcat]

once you've left the building in noose outfits doesnt matter if lester says anything it counts

[jade meadow]

The hell are you 2 doing?

[neon acorn]

promise?

[neon acorn]

career progression

[still bobcat]

well i wouldnt have 3/4 variants otherwise

[jade meadow]

Let me guess, casino heist?

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

yeah

[jade meadow]

Hmmm

[neon acorn]

I’ve almost finished it though

[alpine basin]

[jade meadow]

Only ever finished one actually

And that was the cayo perico one lol

[neon acorn]

You drive @still bobcat

[jade meadow]

Its wall... who drives towards a wall

[neon acorn]

I’m tired

[split moon]

I've only ever done casino once and that was earlier

[split moon]

yea thats the strat

[neon acorn]

🥀

[split moon]

when two walls collide... good things happen?

[neon acorn]

yes!

[jade meadow]

Tf? Casino aint that bad

[still bobcat]

We haven’t even started DCMM4

[split moon]

I never said it was bad, wat

[neon acorn]

Katto isn’t even home man

[jade meadow]

Lemme do what i want to

[neon acorn]

He gets home at 6pm

And he’s 4 hours behind

[still bobcat]

not what im saying

you're tired already

[neon acorn]

oh

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

I meant from driving back and forth

[still bobcat]

oh

[neon acorn]

BREAK! I’m taking a break

[jade meadow]

How?

It cant be that bad

[neon acorn]

it’s repetitive and draining

Especially with snow

this is like the 5th or so attempt

[jade meadow]

But to be fair... Gta driving aint for the weak

[jade meadow]

Fair enough

[neon acorn]

Lies

It’s easy

[jade meadow]

Meanwhile im sliding with my car

[jade meadow]

Imma be honest, a friend i've been playing since a week drives like irl

Meanwhile when i drive, she's scared that i might crash lmao

So yeah, Gta driving aint for the weak

[alpine basin]

[jade meadow]

And also my laptop holds on dear life when i drive in high speeds

I get framedrops to 3 frames at the lowest

[still bobcat]

my laptop used to do that in 2016

I used to fall through the map all the time

[jade meadow]

Mine doesnt

[alpine basin]

10 years ago almost

[split moon]

dont you still just casually fall out of the map?

[jade meadow]

Well if it works, dont touch it then

[split moon]

time froze in 2020.

[still bobcat]

I fell through the map the other day doing a doomsday prep, but I think that’s a bug more than a hard drive issue

[jade meadow]

2020 was over 2000 days ago

[split moon]

2020 was 2020 years ago

[jade meadow]

Never fell through the map with the exception of post-diamond heist. So it might not be a bug issue

But on the otherside, i only fell on PS4 and 5 versions of the game, in the past 2 months not even once on legacy

[jade meadow]

Shi' i didnt think of that

[split moon]

[neon acorn]

Same thing happened

[thick rose]

Idk why I call every Rottweiler chop in the game

[neon acorn]

Ryowari da

[woeful needle]

I challenge you to pop 360 drifts without getting hit by another box car

[neon acorn]

Honestly screw the money

[still bobcat]

id rather them fix the disguises before the mantrap tbh

[neon acorn]

Real

[jade meadow]

Nah i'd decline

[neon acorn]

[woeful needle]

That’s why gta driving is a pain lol

[alpine basin]

ah yea, the Buzzard

[woeful needle]

I fly everywhere now

[split moon]

Fortunately neither will ever be fixed

[woeful needle]

I see yiu got the compact model

[still bobcat]

ah yes the Ard, the buzzard without the Buzz

[jade meadow]

Flying in winter season is catastrophic ngl

[split moon]

where is the buzz ??

[alpine basin]

the design is very human

[jade meadow]

Crashed too many times with my sparrow due to low visibility

[woeful needle]

I loved the snow effect

[alpine basin]

I was flying backwards most of the time I used a sparrow so I couldn't see a thing anyways

[still bobcat]

I loved it back in 2014

[woeful needle]

When I fly over the water I have to be careful because the waters the same colour as the sky

[still bobcat]

snow looks like ass in 2025

[jade meadow]

Yeah... happened me 5 times in the last 3 days

[split moon]

looks alright when the settings are 👌 just right

[still bobcat]

but they were never going to backport the new rage snow

[split moon]

well besides the broken ass LODs

[jade meadow]

I have everything on normal or lower

[alpine basin]

do we just ignore the instruments in the aircraft? Do people even use those or know how to read them on another thought??

[jade meadow]

Otherwise my RAM aint surviving

[woeful needle]

No it’s not that it’s kinda funny, so I fly sparrow 3rd person

That’s one of my 3rd person helis

[still bobcat]

pro racing line

[jade meadow]

The minimap is the instrument, we dont need more

[alpine basin]

there should be almost zero crashing outside of buildings and MAYBE just maybe the occasional crane

[jade meadow]

We Gta players always risk everything for no reason

[woeful needle]

I don’t know it anyone else does 3rd person and 1st person helis

[jade meadow]

Only on PvP

[alpine basin]

I use the in-cabin instruments most of the time, arma 3 has taught me well

[jade meadow]

Otherwise no, for traveling 3rd person is the best

[woeful needle]

Cargo bob 3rd, buzzard 1st, sparrow 3rd, annihilatir 1st

You kinda see the idea

[jade meadow]

Good for you

[woeful needle]

(For those that don’t get it the guns)

[neon acorn]

Aqua thumbs up…

[jade meadow]

Tf you want me to reply else?

[alpine basin]

why is it in the geo dash server too, aren't those things like very unrelated

[neon acorn]

Anime lovers ig

[neon acorn]

I just haven’t seen it in ages

[jade meadow]

Robtop likes unrelated stuff

Thats why

Oh and the mods love them emojis too

There is alot of emojis that makes no sense in the server

[jade meadow]

Rare pull you say?

[alpine basin]

planes are mostly 3rd outside of gunships or bombers
Sparrow is 2nd person
Everything else heli wise is mostly first person

[jade meadow]

2nd person? So the view from a different person?

[alpine basin]

technically, all views outside of 1st are from a different person

[woeful needle]

2nd person?

[alpine basin]

at least in this game

[woeful needle]

Yeah I get what you mean

[alpine basin]

but yea basically just the cinamatic cam most of the time for sparrow, even better if a police heli gets it or another cop car

(basically 2nd person)

[neon acorn]

Can’t wait to cosplay Megumin one day

[jade meadow]

...you gotta be a pyschopath

[still bobcat]

Can't wait for this long load to go away

[neon acorn]

Bugged?

or

[still bobcat]

Just a long load

Happens on this door

[neon acorn]

Bugged

[jade meadow]

You meant Megumi? Oh cool

[alpine basin]

my spirit got touched with ungodly flying powers at the trade I have -10 skill while driving a car

[neon acorn]

It said you left

[still bobcat]

Ah

[neon acorn]

I love this game

[jade meadow]

So flying skill is 110% and driving is 90%?

[still bobcat]

GTA ❤️

[neon acorn]

add some tedious challenges to a buggy game

[alpine basin]

No driving is -10%

[woeful needle]

You use cinema cam while flying?

[still bobcat]

We should add a Career Progress for Rockstar to complete and it's fixing each DLC

[woeful needle]

I’ve started 1st person flying planes

[alpine basin]

How... do people not know this

[jade meadow]

Yeah you're sitting beside me, i dont want you driving

[jade meadow]

Only in story mode seems like it has kinda a use... otherwise hell nah

[woeful needle]

Well I have thought of it but the jumps fuck me up

[neon acorn]

It would be nice if they removed peer to peer one day

And then the replay glitches and dupe glitches were gone

[still bobcat]

GTA 7

[neon acorn]

And people actually played the fucking game

And people actually invite each other for heists

[still bobcat]

If they removed replay glitches and dupe glitches the player count would decrease, legitimately

[jade meadow]

In Gta 21 probably

[still bobcat]

That's why they don't fix it

[woeful needle]

They won’t peer to peer is there like that for a reason

[neon acorn]

Those kids can go to school

[jade meadow]

Rockstar aint spending money for our servers

[woeful needle]

It’s funny that a lot of gta Vs worst features are purpose built

[alpine basin]

(my heli spawned inside a bush so don't worry bout it, it still flies so its worthy)

[still bobcat]

Our servers for an MMO should never be in the same sentence

[neon acorn]

[jade meadow]

What type of minimap is thissssss

[woeful needle]

It’s not an MMO

[neon acorn]

A wall minimap

[real peak]

Delivery

[jade meadow]

Technically it is, but a sub category

[woeful needle]

Originally gta V was drop in drop out coop

[alpine basin]

what, is there something wrong with the minimap?

[neon acorn]

I was about to ask why you didn’t say you were on

@still bobcat join quick

Last try

[woeful needle]

They made it peer to peer because they assumed public mode would be like a waiting lobby to get members to play together in missions

[jade meadow]

Its too left, it should be more right

[still bobcat]

ill try switching crews

[real peak]

Done

[alpine basin]

My monitor is so wide that it ironically can't go further than that

[neon acorn]

No

Just join

Or else

[still bobcat]

yea lemme just join

[neon acorn]

🥀

[jade meadow]

Well i was just being ironic too. Why do you own a wide one?

[neon acorn]

restart your game

[still bobcat]

nah crew switch worked

[neon acorn]

peak

[real peak]

hEH?

Heh..

[neon acorn]

People say that “wide is the best” ig

[alpine basin]

Why would anyone not want an ultra wide curved gaming spec monitor with its own core processor

[neon acorn]

and most high hz monitors are wide

[jade meadow]

Gta PC version literally runs on a bomb timer with how many issues it has

[neon acorn]

I would rather vomit over my stupid keyboard

[still bobcat]

the day every game actually has wider than 16:9 support ill make the switch

[jade meadow]

Cuz it looks ugly

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

it does

[jade meadow]

Well ingame, from a oitside view it doesnt look that bad

[neon acorn]

I feel like the wide monitor users just gaslight themselves

🥀

[jade meadow]

Thinking they get a larger FOV

While its just zoomed out

[neon acorn]

not even that

[still bobcat]

omg

[neon acorn]

omg

[alpine basin]

I like it because I can have like 50 things open on just one screen and then the code stuff on the 2nd screen, is that so much to ask for

[still bobcat]

does your name read Maniac

[neon acorn]

This

[neon acorn]

huh

how

[jade meadow]

Yes

Thats why 2nd screens exists

[lost lily]

you do get a larget FOV tho

[neon acorn]

Wide monitor makes you not need a 2nd one I think

because wiiiiiide

[alpine basin]

the 2nd screen is just a much larger "monitor" stuck to the wall

[neon acorn]

this

I want that wall mount

I’ll feel like iron man

[real peak]

<(=w=)> If nothing else, I will continue delivery cargo

[jade meadow]

What type of setup do you have

[neon acorn]

Jarvis, start launching GTA5

[jade meadow]

Yes continue cargo kitty Gojo

[alpine basin]

how many times are you going to invite me 💔

[neon acorn]

We need 15 mins

just doing casino

[neon acorn]

Sorgi

[real peak]

<(=w=)> 👍

[neon acorn]

I was inviting all friends

[alpine basin]

I stopped playing casino over an hour ago

[jade meadow]

Just realised that yall are playing on enhanced, meanwhile i'm stuck on legacy

Well wont change anyway in the coming months due to... economic reasons cough cough

||(f you Micron and Nvidea)||

[alpine basin]

"can you spare me some ram"
Also @neon acorn when are we doing cmm, or are we still waiting or something

If so, how long are we waiting for

[jade meadow]

Probably 2 years

[alpine basin]

we shoulda started an hour ago realistically

[jade meadow]

Unless we use the power of friendship and boycott AI alltogether

[neon acorn]

Katto JUST got online

so after this casino

[still bobcat]

^

[alpine basin]

Ai's going to boycott us before we boycott it

[jade meadow]

Nah, i'd save yall

[neon acorn]

GO MR BEAN GOOOOOOOO

[jade meadow]

Well no, only thing i'm saving are RAM parts i'd find in a apocalypse after AI took over

[still bobcat]

We're going to be rich, Teddy

[jade meadow]

This aint StW Wall, wrong server

[alpine basin]

No I think it is

[jade meadow]

Nah, i'd say otherwise

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

luckily I have 32gb of ddr5 ram from 2023

BRO

@alpine basin we finished it in 8 minutes 🥀

[alpine basin]

I have like a whole box of ddr5 in an unknown amount I have zero clue on

[neon acorn]

with the highest buyer

[still bobcat]

thats what we were trying to go

[neon acorn]

We weren’t bean..

[jade meadow]

Lucker

A friend sended me her list of stuff she bought, and currently even DDR4 is more expensive than DDR5 from 2 months ago

[neon acorn]

But bean and teddy are happy regardless

[neon acorn]

LMAO

Congrats @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

If we weren't, why did we leave the vault asap

We making it outta Los Santos 🔥

[neon acorn]

Because I was sick of how long it was taking us to finish this

[neon acorn]

[jade meadow]

She paid for 32 GB Ddr5 150€... meanwhile i'd have to pay 220€ for ddr4

[neon acorn]

euros ew

LOL

[jade meadow]

We have more value than US dollars

[neon acorn]

LMFAOOOO

LMFOOAOAKNSSJ

[still bobcat]

IM FUCKING CACKLING

[alpine basin]

does that mean we can finally start

[neon acorn]

BRO

YOU LANDED ON THE TRUCK

[still bobcat]

yea

[neon acorn]

@real peak are you on?

[real peak]

I'm here

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin join

[real peak]

Give me short time

[still bobcat]

DCMM4 TIME

[jade meadow]

Sir, this is Gta. Not Rdr. With 18K you're landing in the streets

[alpine basin]

Insurgent pickup custom time

[neon acorn]

I’ll wait in the hills for the deluxo

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

should have been there for ascort ulp

[neon acorn]

no

@still bobcat get to your facility already

[still bobcat]

i said i didnt wanna host

[neon acorn]

Wait what

[still bobcat]

so i could get editor footage

[jade meadow]

I wonder how people play on highest visibility with snow being everywhere... are they frequently getting flashbanged?

[alpine basin]

katto

[neon acorn]

Me

I’ll host

[alpine basin]

What location do you even have

[still bobcat]

hello host

[neon acorn]

@real peak join

[neon acorn]

Middle of Sandy

Counterfeit

[real peak]

Done

Coming

[still bobcat]

that ones good

[neon acorn]

Coming, I'm coming! -Agent 14

[alpine basin]

could be worse but it works

[neon acorn]

WOW

[alpine basin]

didn't you have zancudo in the past?

[neon acorn]

I think

On the male

Idk

[still bobcat]

im using all the DCMM money on moving to land act 🥀

[neon acorn]

Huh?

[still bobcat]

Land Act Reservoir Facility

shoulda just said reservoir facility but i just read the ingame name

[neon acorn]

I love this name

[golden sundial]

Grand senora desert supremacy

[neon acorn]

Paramedic

[neon acorn]

My brother

[still bobcat]

pls send me invites to the facility bruh so i can record

[neon acorn]

Ok

[still bobcat]

dw i can just record any footage of an ambulance it doesnt matter

[neon acorn]

Why do you wanna record it..

[still bobcat]

edit it into a vid

[neon acorn]

gg

no ambulance for you

[still bobcat]

who's going to know if it was in the prep or not...

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Bro's gonna make a memory video

[alpine basin]

I didn't see this, Im sorry

[still bobcat]

nah like to a song

[neon acorn]

I’m feeling clifffy

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn might wanna hitch your own ride

Im going straight for the akula

[neon acorn]

We're good

[neon acorn]

Unc Naraki is already gone

[alpine basin]

look at these goofers on their mk2s

[neon acorn]

🥀

time to go onto the internet and upgrade this facility

I need to get rid of this money

Dead courier 🚚

[alpine basin]

I wanna do salvage team, I hate the paramedics

rapid fire

[real peak]

Start the setup when you ready

[neon acorn]

Me too

But you can fly

I wanna laze

[neon acorn]

Had to use the toilet

Everyone join

[alpine basin]

I lack a lot of armor, Ill just spam snacks but Ill grab some after this setup

[neon acorn]

After this setup, I'm gonna buy supplies for my businesses rq

@still bobcat @real peak stay inside the building for a bit

we haven't triggered the helicopter

[real peak]

Too late

[alpine basin]

he didn't do trip skip with me

[neon acorn]

?

we have to be in the same vehicle?

[alpine basin]

I can't use guns in the insurgent

[neon acorn]

my bad

[neon acorn]

yes

[split moon]

Skill issue

[sleek prism]

last day of snow, how you feel

[real peak]

Fun and pain

[still bobcat]

like this?

[real peak]

Fun to see a snow

[neon acorn]

How much longer

[sleek prism]

today is the last day

[still bobcat]

id say 22 hours 30 minutes

[neon acorn]

We would’ve finished it in one try btw

[still bobcat]

yea easily

[neon acorn]

I thought it was today

Fucking Australia

Fucking Americans

grr

[sleek prism]

about right

[neon acorn]

Screw the northern hemisphere

[still bobcat]

but i didnt know what you meant by stick to the wall, thought any wall would be okay but that was dumb

[neon acorn]

yap!

[golden sundial]

You should be able to make your way out without taking any shots

[neon acorn]

regardless, I told you to let me lead

[sleek prism]

you guys doing this ?

idek what is krampus sweater

[still bobcat]

thos

[neon acorn]

@real peak come back

[real peak]

What?

[neon acorn]

@real peak I wanna resupply lemme borrow

[sleek prism]

ehh, not so nice looking :D

hitman doesnt wear sweaters

[neon acorn]

Mika

Mickey Mouse

[sleek prism]

tbh I dont have any Mika named friends

[neon acorn]

Career prog

[sleek prism]

what about it, I sent you a pic

[fierce mason]

Hmm

[neon acorn]

New one pretty please

[fierce mason]

How everyone day so far?

[neon acorn]

Shit

[sleek prism]

hello

[fierce mason]

Hello mikko

[alpine basin]

we haven't slept in like 27 hours

[fierce mason]

Good to know

[fierce mason]

Fantastic

[alpine basin]

and I got work in like 4 hours

[sleek prism]

2 players, 2 mk2s = hangar filled under 1h

[real peak]

DCMM4 before snow gone

[fierce mason]

I am retired

[neon acorn]

Angel is keeping your sanity I assume

[still bobcat]

we wont start tomorrow before its gone

[sleek prism]

hi retired

[fierce mason]

Hi dad

[golden sundial]

You know that's dangerous right?

[neon acorn]

Cap

[sleek prism]

[alpine basin]

humans on average spend ~1/3rd of their life sleeping

[fierce mason]

I know a dad joke when i see one

[sleek prism]

son I didnt know about

[neon acorn]

🥀

[fierce mason]

Not that

[sleek prism]

:D

[alpine basin]

Im going to make that at least 1/5th

[neon acorn]

Make days longer

Someone update it

[fierce mason]

Me when i sleep 4 hours per day

[still bobcat]

i could sleep 12 hours without an alarm

im like 1/2

[fierce mason]

dont tell larzy that

[real peak]

4 of us get in 1 car so we can trip skip

[neon acorn]

Get in my car

[alpine basin]

I have the perfect car for this

[fierce mason]

How about everyone race there?

[neon acorn]

trust

[neon acorn]

[real peak]

No time

[still bobcat]

squeeze in my itali

[fierce mason]

Get into my chopper

[still bobcat]

i only put things in the back i dont mind losing

[neon acorn]

oh

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

YOU NEED SOME STRAPS OR SEATBELTS BACK HERE OR SOMETHING

[fierce mason]

Well i know wall driving isnt... the greatest not nearly as bad as me so you do need them

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn

@neon acorn

[fierce mason]

anyways @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

what

[fierce mason]

Since i am apparently your son by accident
For comedic purposes
I request you to pay for child support for the laughter

[sleek prism]

god damn

I had a feeling that one night gonna be expensive

[fierce mason]

It will cost you
does math on calculator
450,125,329 dollars

[alpine basin]

[sleek prism]

can you stay within range

[fierce mason]

blow up the cars!

[true scarab]

what about ecology

[fierce mason]

Fuck the environment
It doesnt pay me the money

[true scarab]

We don't have the same mentality 😭🙏
Think about the future generation

[neon acorn]

@real peak snoring

[neon acorn]

new, yes?

[fierce mason]

Unless if it my family and my friend
Idc what happen to them

[sleek prism]

yup, just took it

[still bobcat]

hello

[neon acorn]

@real peak what are you doing

taking driving lessons?

[alpine basin]

[fierce mason]

Can i join?

for the driving lessons in gta

[real peak]

I got farthest

Nice one

[neon acorn]

Wall

[alpine basin]

who hit the tail

[neon acorn]

gg

[still bobcat]

gg

[alpine basin]

I didn't destroy it

Clipping it as well

[neon acorn]

uhh

[neon acorn]

Speed covering mouth gif

twas I

didn't expect rocket to hit

[mortal terrace]

Get em

And the briefcase

[sleek prism]

[fierce mason]

Mikko
Remember
Leave no survivors

[real peak]

Yea, hungry for some action, I understan <(=w=)>

[alpine basin]

you didn't go up the side of the parking lot or around the water areas?

[real peak]

Too far

LIKE the boat keep taking me to the edge of the map

[alpine basin]

thats literally on the way to the objective

[fierce mason]

Good

Your job done

[sleek prism]

didnt know this is a thing, even better

[jade meadow]

Production you say?

But Bunker is trash unless you have friends who help you

[still bobcat]

@neon acorn forgetting something?

[neon acorn]

?

[sleek prism]

good thing, if you supply once and wait it to produce, 2 bar? 210k and its 1 vehicle

[still bobcat]

i fell out the back

[neon acorn]

How

[neon acorn]

Sorry bestie

[jade meadow]

Yeah i know, thats why i bought the closes Bunker to the city on my PS account

[sleek prism]

Farmhouse is the best

[jade meadow]

The one west south under devins mansion

[neon acorn]

😭

[jade meadow]

2nd best*

I dont like the place there

Isnt on a highway

[neon acorn]

@jade meadow

[still bobcat]

the tongva estate

its 2025

[alpine basin]

2nd best opinion wise at least, objectively it is the best

[jade meadow]

Cuz my production always exceeds 210K

[sleek prism]

next to yeah, close to bolinbroke

[golden sundial]

Chumash is good and idc if people think otherwise

[alpine basin]

you mean my estate

[neon acorn]

good

[jade meadow]

I still live in 2013, my bad

[sleek prism]

some crazies keep everything in paleto

[jade meadow]

Tf you mean good, i had no one for years helping me out on PS4/5

[alpine basin]

putting a whole lot of trust into someone else flying me

[jade meadow]

I always had to do it myself

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat get in

[neon acorn]

you’re not flying???

[still bobcat]

he’s doing his best

[golden sundial]

Well if you get one for free why buy another?

[neon acorn]

WHO IS FLYING 😭

[jade meadow]

Well you said you got an trade off in aircraft vehicles

[alpine basin]

[still bobcat]

he’s had too much macbeth over the years

[neon acorn]

Katto finna get us killed

[golden sundial]

Me

[alpine basin]

someone got to pilots seat before me

[neon acorn]

[jade meadow]

Let me fly, takes only 3 hours to back home

[jade meadow]

Kick them with force out, and voilla

[sleek prism]

at some point money isnt important so you can buy one closer to drop-off locations

[neon acorn]

Setup

[jade meadow]

Still, hold triangle and kick them out

Or E i think on Keyboard, idk

Barely played 2 missions on keyboard

[sleek prism]

F

[jade meadow]

...fuck

[sleek prism]

E is horn or some shit

[jade meadow]

Well atleast i know i aint suited for Keyboard

[neon acorn]

E deez nuts

[neon acorn]

Just

Play

[jade meadow]

Nah

[real peak]

Really want me die or something?

[jade meadow]

I play on controller since 2017

And it will stay this way

Otherwise i will lose my 120% potential

[real peak]

ok

[still bobcat]

that was my best

used barely any armour, given theres 3 others to shoot at

[sleek prism]

how you do this

[alpine basin]

I used 6 armor and a lot of snacks

Im a real bullet bag aren't I

[real peak]

You can kill it then go bback there

[golden sundial]

You shoot the truck

[real peak]

Just shoot the truck

[neon acorn]

shoot the truck mikko!

[still bobcat]

Shoot it

[neon acorn]

🧠 ?

[golden sundial]

Or you can be sigma and ram it

[sleek prism]

Mission complete

[golden sundial]

Chaotic

[neon acorn]

No sound

L clip

[golden sundial]

I'm an empathetic criminal so I just use heavy revolver

[sleek prism]

Avi promised to jam all calls from cops

[neon acorn]

I hope he doesn’t

[sleek prism]

stop stealing my sounds

[neon acorn]

Gasp

[golden sundial]

[fierce mason]

That will be 50 million in child support

[sleek prism]

I'm cooked

[neon acorn]

Everything is fine

[lilac isle]

No everything’s NOT fine

[neon acorn]

See? Fast @still bobcat

[alpine basin]

Im stuck on the computer still

[lilac isle]

I feel like such a chud

[neon acorn]

we finished Act 1 in an hour

[neon acorn]

Oh dear

[lilac isle]

[neon acorn]

Wall keep breathing

I love lil uzi vert

[still bobcat]

gta on my hard drive, recording on my ssd 🧠 🧈

[neon acorn]

Reze tongue flicking

[still bobcat]

whatever that means

[neon acorn]

i e uh

[alpine basin]

you don't wanna know

you'd be better off without that info on another thought, wish I didn't know

[neon acorn]

eat it up, eat it eat it up!

Bro this spawn is so peak @still bobcat

I’m getting the good spawns

Your facility stinks

[still bobcat]

im moving it after i get my dcmm4 mulah

[neon acorn]

moolah

[sturdy tapir]

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

[jade meadow]

YOU!!! Rumi, what is your RP level?

[sturdy tapir]

291?

[jade meadow]

Damn, i exceeded you

[golden sundial]

congratulations

[sturdy tapir]

What's urs

[jade meadow]

Literally says in my name

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

easy

[jade meadow]

But if we're talking about PC... then 32

[sturdy tapir]

PC? UR ONLY 32?

RP LEVEL?

[jade meadow]

Yep

[golden sundial]

[jade meadow]

Dude i've been playing since only 2 months

[sleek prism]

still higher than irl

[jade meadow]

You seriously think i put all my effort into PC? Nah

[hollow owl]

Snow?

[sleek prism]

yes

[jade meadow]

Yes

[golden sundial]

yes

[sleek prism]

21h 30min left

[sturdy tapir]

[lilac isle]

Fortunately.

[golden sundial]

[hollow owl]

Okay so I was right

It ends tomorrow no?

[jade meadow]

unfortunately*

[golden sundial]

interesting

[jade meadow]

I suppose so

[lilac isle]

FOR tunately

[sleek prism]

kinda, "weekly update" time

[hollow owl]

Started last week Tuesday didnt it?

[sleek prism]

yes

[jade meadow]

Nah, i'm always sliding when driving my car

I lose my skill doing that

[hollow owl]

So why were ppl saying it would be in the game till Monday if they said for a week

[jade meadow]

Ppl are... ppl

[lilac isle]

You’re the 5th person to bring up the correlation of driving in the snow being the reason they hate the snow okhmymyogogogodododhddhdodd

[sleek prism]

29 - 23 = 6 but yeah, its a week

[golden sundial]

gta player when they have to let up on the gas

[jade meadow]

We Gta players like to hate snow for no apperant reason

[jade meadow]

Say that to the OGs

Not me

[hollow owl]

Snow is cool for freeholder

[lilac isle]

Well I love the snow and no one can change my mind

[hollow owl]

Freemode*

[golden sundial]

i dislike the snow because it makes the game look like its on low settings

[hollow owl]

Racing no

[golden sundial]

its just white everywhere

[jade meadow]

Bro didnt even make it transparent

[lilac isle]

I wish snow was a regular part of the weather rotation in GTA. At least rarely

[hollow owl]

PC does that

[lilac isle]

I’m not addicted enough to discord to be doing allat

[jade meadow]

Yeah sure lets have snow in a summer season

[hollow owl]

I am and I wouldn't even bother

[lilac isle]

And let’s have flying motorcycles 20 years beyond its time exist now, we’ll be fine with some summer time snow

[lilac isle]

I love it because I’ve noticed how more relaxed people in freemode appear to act with the snowy weather

[golden sundial]

eh?

[jade meadow]

Ever heard of the "Gta takes in hell" theory? It is true

Thats why snow makes no sense in a hot region

[lilac isle]

The people I encounter in freemode since the snow came out, not any of them had tried killing me for no reason lmao. Just snowball fights here and there, and messing around in the snow with their cars.

People seem calmer and intrigued because of the weather

[neon acorn]

Wrong reference

[lilac isle]

Never heard of jt, may look into it

[golden sundial]

sounds to me like you just got lucky

[jade meadow]

Lucky... did he hit the jackpot?

[lilac isle]

Well then maybe it was luck, but I’ve been in quite a few sessions, I’m a regular timer on GTA. I stand by what I said. The snow atmosphere has worked at calmer behaviour

[still bobcat]

imo you just go to a different timeline where you didnt die courtesy of Cris Formage

[jade meadow]

Makes zero sense putting human pyschology in... Gta

But i get what you are trying to say

[fierce mason]

This is basically the most chaotic thing i have ever heard from the doomsday criminal thing

[lilac isle]

That’s not what I mean at all, I’m just saying the odd presence of snow and foggy weather made people start messing around more from what I’ve seen rather than just focus on businesses and stuff, like a little break from all that

[lilac isle]

Perfect

[jade meadow]

Thats why i do alot more Cayo in winter seasons so that i can feel like in paradise

[lilac isle]

I love unorthodoxly snowy areas

Yes I love the remote island based off the sole theme of a sunny paradise, be covered in snow

I LOVE SNOW

[hollow owl]

Free mode snow is fun

[sleek prism]

fuck

29/35 headshots knoway out

Snow is fun but flying sucks

drowned mk2 once yesterday

cant see shit in that snowy darkness

[lilac isle]

I love flying in the snow

[wintry ermine]

How do you drown a mk2 😭

It literally floats by itself

[sleek prism]

I was uhh.. trying something and I was too close water

[real peak]

<(=w=)> Wat did u duu

[sleek prism]

I didnt know that W + spacebar makes mk2 faster so I was going up n down

Yesterday was literally my training day to use mk2

[hollow owl]

Time to do some racing

[craggy mica]

Me vs you

[hollow owl]

With the snow and depending what track, you might come out on top

Unless its On the GOH

I want sub 2 lap time on that track

Best is 2:06 iirc

[craggy mica]

Legit?

Or hacked?

[hollow owl]

No that's my pb

WR is 1:46

Idk how so could be

Ik it is possible even with snow, got close multiple times just the zigzag road is a time loss for me

And the 180 turn by Del Perro office and beach

[hollow owl]

My pb is 2:05:826

[gritty ibex]

why isnt my agency safe filling

im in an invite only session with no people, I dont own a khanjali but for some reason theres a random white khanjali tank on the sidewalk

[fierce mason]

Yeah that tends to happen
Just go to antoher one

actually
Maybe log off the game
There a chance modder in your game or something

[gritty ibex]

why would a modder be in an invite only session

on my own

i didnt invite nayone

[fierce mason]

I legit dont know

But like i always say

[gritty ibex]

proof im in an invite only

[fierce mason]

If there something weird

Blame the modder

[untold dock]

if you were in a public session previously, stuff can carry over

[gritty ibex]

oh

atleast i got a free tank

[fierce mason]

What a perfect way to level up

[gritty ibex]

wdym

[fierce mason]

the 🎉 mean you leveled up
So you saying oh and lester made you level up

[gritty ibex]

ohh

i didnt know that

i was always wondering why theres random party emoji

[sleek prism]

@golden sundial did you change yo name to be visible?

[neon acorn]

About to puke…

Mk2 🥀

[sleek prism]

I sold all buckets

[neon acorn]

wdym

[sleek prism]

puke on the floor

These 3 cars.. for 3 weeks..?

boring

[neon acorn]

Crying

[neon acorn]

You’re late btw

They’re gonna change next week

[sleek prism]

for what

I stole them once

[neon acorn]

I stole your hat

[sleek prism]

I have 6.9/10M

[golden sundial]

yes, although i have another issue

i can't see any invites

[sleek prism]

damn

[golden sundial]

this game is peak, no scuff at all

[sleek prism]

customer plate has some vibe

[twin drum]

does the b11 have a lockon jammer now or did I just fight a cheater

no I don't mean chaff

[neon acorn]

Idk

[still bobcat]

@neon acorn @real peak @alpine basin

[west stirrup]

Is one of these Duggan

[twin drum]

why does your boat look like it's flying

[still bobcat]

lowest graphics

[west stirrup]

[sleek prism]

should we say.. podium is kinda duggan

who wrote "Cargo Shop"

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

Put it up

[real peak]

I threw C4 to make noise for team
Nwy drive circle around it xD

[sleek prism]

how you guys eat potato chips? bare hands isnt an option

[neon acorn]

Go outside

[sleek prism]

and how I play gta?

[neon acorn]

I will delete your account

[sleek prism]

I come after you

[neon acorn]

Insert IShowSpeed covering mouth

[sleek prism]

Ishowspeed.. what a clown

[neon acorn]

Cap

[fierce mason]

Finally someone honesty

[neon acorn]

Kai Cenat is the clown

I hate him so much

[sleek prism]

whos that

[woeful needle]

Ishowspeed is the peak example of someone who thinks Cayo is good

[real peak]

Well, time to fill it up

[neon acorn]

How old are you?

[sleek prism]

under 6 months to 34......

[neon acorn]

Holy Unc 🥀

Hi dad

[sleek prism]

yes, I'm holy

[neon acorn]

Jk

[real peak]

He's very old

[fierce mason]

And i thought i was old

[woeful needle]

1.5 weeks til im 32

[hollow owl]

May have tossed a race

[fierce mason]

In 9 months
I will be 19

[sleek prism]

why we cant have an option to retire/unband here

or starting delivery does it automatically with a warning

[still bobcat]

too lazy to code it in

easier to just say you cant

[sleek prism]

I see

[untold dock]

and registering as a ceo while inside mc business kicks you out

apparently that's a better solution than preventing the option

or having a warning

[sleek prism]

yeah

is it time to sell some mc

[untold dock]

trying to find a session to sell my hangar

but either it's like 5 people, too sussy or there's no ceo slots

[sleek prism]

of course

[still bobcat]

yep

they either need to raise the ceo/mc limit, or add a button to “find new public session as ceo” & “find new public session as mc”

its probably the most annoying part of the gameplay loop right now

it was okay years and years ago when only a few things were gated behind ceo/mc, now most of the gameplay requires it

[sleek prism]

is there even anything negative if lobby is filled with 30 ceos?

[sturdy tapir]

DAMN

unc

[still bobcat]

no, it used to be because ceo/mc’s were worth 3% bonus to a 1% player, but they changed it to 2.5% flat up to 20 players for 50% bonus, there’s no reason they can’t sit down for a day and rewrite the code

but gTa Vi CrUnCh hundreds of thousands of players monthly can just find a new session for 5-15 minutes

[sleek prism]

yeah sure

[untold dock]

wtf i've been on gta for 18 minutes already

haven't found a session i can register as a ceo in yet

[neon acorn]

Umm

[neon acorn]

I’ve been on gta for 27 hours

my eyes are only now starting to hurt

sleepy time

[still bobcat]

sleep

[neon acorn]

sleeping

[twin drum]

such is life in the gulag

[neon acorn]

We still need to find another Aussie or some Asian btw

like for future stuff

I wanna get low rider T4 done

and elite

[still bobcat]

ill clone myself