#gta-online-mk2
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President just want to vist Cayo
President got denied
I’ll just tell Rubio we had some flight turbulence on the way here 

HE'S HERE
Larzy, I need chu for casino =w=
I need sacrifice

Can't man I'm outside
GO OUTSIDE FASTER!!
@real peak
Rumio!!!
HEYYY!!
WAIIII DX
Rumi =w= halp me casino =w=










too bad, I had this one ready
Bro rammed me up the ass twice and even had the audacity to honk at me like I did smth when I was infront
Guys do I have to do all 3 weekly challenges or can I just do 1 for krampus sweater? Apparently ppl say that u only need 1
Best lap though so I'll take the 2nd
Complete 3 Weekly Challenges below and receive GTA$300,000 and the Krampus Sweater
says all 3
That's weird, ppl got it after the first one wtf 
At least 3 people dnfed, yup this is a public race lobby
I even see yt vids on it
Only reason I managed to catch up the 2 times he spun me out and got a 10 second lead is cuz this is my favourite track and I practiced it ages ago 
He braked by the corner by the gas station too early
And I kept catching up
The advantage of snow racing is that good drivers can reduces the perf gap of car much easier
Since most of the GTA drivers cant handle snow
I can't tbh but I was decent
But a nearly 1 minute gap between 3rd is good
13 laps of At the Races
😭
For some reason I drive better in the snow than I do without it, I can't explain it
True, whenever someone is close to me pace wise in race i m pretty certain they are a clean driver cuz that means they are good and know the rules
It smooth somehow
Emphasis on most of the time
Fr
(aka when catch up is not on which is rare)
Fuck catch up, all my homies hate catch up
Wouldnt that be slipstream ?
Since catch up doesn't change a lot between 1st and 2nd
I have a few wonders about this car, in my speed testing I did on a custom track (which was just a road that went from chiliad to LSIA in the sky), it struggled for like a solid few minutes to get from 6th to 7th gear, and it only took a wee bit faster for 5th to 6th, I don't think they really planned high speed accel into it, only on the launching gears
That or this car has a really horrible gear ratio
When was the last time we had an event week on the 25th of december 
Well its not this year as well
Since the "weekly" bonus is 3 weeks rn
hmmm

hallo josh
joshbago
Aw
Hallo all =w=


So many hmmm


jail


Waiiii

welcome to another episode of "what colour should i paint my guns for this Christmas"
Chrome
white, let it blend in
u mean platinum?
Chrome
cuz we dont have chrome for mk2 guns
wdym chrome
i just scrolled through every colour knowing there is no chrome lmao
for christmas pictures?


....
so i take 185%
cant sleep 
i barely put any effort into those pictures but the guns look guud
Final price
Kidnap Ceylon
imma rock the hair colour and guns for the rest of the snow 

When does this even month end
Hmm
Seems like you made a ridclious outfit for christmas it seems
thats one of the pre-saved outfits xd
i used the onesies we got later on
Well here my stupid one
@nocturne fossil you and I gonna take Martol to shopping
and donate some money for him for winter clothes 
my outfit wasnt that bad after all xd
ah yes because look at my fiancial sitaution XD
👍
No thanks
This character was made to grind legit
And no outside help so no friend helping out
Just pure random chaos
Not even do replay =w=
Still take 15% cut like helper =w=
No i meant like
She has to do everything from the beginning when the dlcs first came out
So heists, motorcycle, bunker WAY WAY before cayo
I have an alternative
Whatever the hell i did to my character XD
does full outfits count?
Nyet comrade
I urge you to listen to me
I might be talking out of my buttcheeks but I think I've just seen glowing biker suits

Then
I will be your partner
deadline suits dont count in his terms i assume
Then gg
oh it will be pain for ya
beside i dont have time these days and even then
I still play in my main XD
thats an interesting question for sure cuz we didnt have any glowing pants before
I think ill be going into a massive shopping spree in my main Once i have money and then grind to 100 mil and just wait until next dlc in the summer
I literally have 100+ car spaces that i dont use
I need to fill this shit up with something
So this?

why are you naked
@vocal haven
So basically SC:Baz told me to check gtaoutfit reddit and this is what i first saw and thought
Sure why not
any actual good outfits or just trash
I have been trying to find a way to create this for my male character
they made the pipboy from fallout a real thing????
create wat
Yep
The show did it
And the show is amazing
Ever since i watched season 2
I just want my male to wear that outfit SO BADLY
I got lucky
When? 
I don’t have chronological list of times and dates lol
gotten all the limited time christmas items
are there any vehicles with a christmas livery that's just available in lsc or whatever
i don't want to buy a new one from simeon
LSCM Test Rides:
Seven-70
Clique * ^
Vamos
seven70 doesn't even have liveries does it
i've taken off the christmas livery from both of my cliques and i don't think i can put it back
just the Clique has an exclusive levery
and the vamos is so awful to drive i don't want one in my garage
Which one do we like most
the red one
is the wm29 still disappearing?
Event is gone, yes
But if u have it, then yes
it took me so long to get it in 2023 or whatever it was
i don't think i've ever used it
nvm i have 110 kills with it
I got it just fine
Hohoho
congrats
you seriously don’t got anything better to do but grief my cargo sale on Christmas Eve for a lousy $5k? Literally turning into the grinch but good job
i would not want to be doing that in a public session
It usually goes fine, it went fine this time too, they didn’t get to blow me up
Normally I have no issues though
Last time i sold my bunker an oppressor mk1 failed to blow me up
Kinda hard to blow up the phantom wedge when the mk1 keeps using the machine guns 
I was going to send them a dm and call them the GTAO grinch but that’s not worth my time
They should not let you to go inside Ponsonbys in that outfit
looks like mansion money to me
No wonder i couldnt find what i wanted
And it took 5000 hours to log back in
Dreams?
I griefed 2 cargo after 40 min of waiting for grooch
that thing doesn't spawn
I had a dream that a Doordash driver stole $4 off my mum from a code 😭
because he has no money or smth
anyone wanna help me sell my bunker?
would you be able to wait a few mins?
or

Lmaooo
Because I woke up 12 minutes ago
no it needs to be this instant actually
I was so mad and I had the guys number 😭
silly goose
💅🏻
lmk when you're ready
Fuck
you
I def wanna try merging outfits when I get to PC
I wanna make cool female fits but my female is my 2nd character and my main is my 1st at lvl 500 nearly
And for some, u need 2nd character
why
el rubio got early access to chameleon cameras
what is this games master
arena war mode iirc
Where to
Wat
Why you need 2nd char
Idk, some of them require it
Especially if the Tron suit is being used in it
I just imagine this is whag nwy sings during this Christmas time
https://youtube.com/shorts/tCU1T5cJBiA?si=OgJ_yLDjVIfKHSTE
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what this
Gta higher or lower
what the helly
🚁?
I knew i wasnt the only one who saw them invisible too
But seems to be a texture issue at a certain distance, if you shoot the direction where the camera is usually located (ofc after killing the guard, or he will be alarmed), then the camera is took down
That does not mean you need to become the gooch you ahole

@teal gale I give u ur Christmas present a day early; it’s an orb cannon shot 
link
Not just steam
aws is down again?
AWS is shitting itself once again
time to play gta ig
Thankfully it doesn't interrupt steam transfers because I have been waiting minutes to transfer one game to an sd card

Where did you go? You left me alone in a session full of modders when I was selling my bunker 
Merry Christmas n feckkkkkkkk u
Merry christmassss and feckkk u tooooo!!
=W=
Hi wallie
hello
Do but don't celebrate it, just playing games
Which games? 
the strangest and gta
Oh alright enjoy
Oi sussy baka cat u need any help today?!
pain
at least I can play GTA
But I'm meant to gift peeps some games
nvm steam is up for me
@alpine basin
I know
Its stupid idea and i love it XD
Your idea btw
If i got blamed
I am directing it all back to ya
I am just gonna stop asking questions
Anyways i really need to find a way to recreate this suit
Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating! 🎄
and
to those who don't 
I slept
wait no
I had a driving lesson
Hmm
Now if i took a driving lesson...
@fierce mason wanna help me with selling weed?
Sure why not
poggers
Epic games is down
no way you bought it off epic bruh
gg
real ones would own it on all stores
It was free when i got oh
6 years ago?
Well
guess i am out
nah it was 7 years ago i had it on my epic store
Basically
It was free when i got it
Why waste money when it free
I still hate epic but hey
Free game is free game
Real ones has all launcher and get the best deals imaginable
Keto
Like for exxample
I dont need to buy any of the bioshock games because i have 3 of them in my epic libary
I dont have to buy dead island 2, death stradnding, hitman 1, guardian of the galaxy, a lot of tomb raider games, the first outer worlds, dishonored games, etc
Epic is shit but free games is still free games and if it helps me to save money
Then so be it
Majority are shit but there always a couple of good ones that i always take
fs22?
wuts that O.O
Has anyone still use Taxi afk for passive business ?
I’ve heard it’s patched but never looked into it
Im use Credit afk
Epic games is too slow when it comes to downloading
that's my excuse
@real peak would you be able to help me in gta?
@alpine basin does buying supplies count towards the 1000 resupplies?
oh, it's 600 resupplies, not 1000
No, and yea
600 manual resupplies
yep
Should've bought from Steam
nah
it cost too much money
Beside i put so many hours in my character
I aint buying in steam and reset
100% sure it wont reset anything
Skill issue
Yeah
Thats the problem
My steam is connected to a diffferent rcokstar act
what is my pug doing
then change it
I know that cause i have red dead 2 in my act and its not register in my other act
I never saw my dog inside house he always sits by the pool
are you able to help me sell?
Like now?
yes
Ahh after 45min will it be possible?
sure
before you ask larzy
epic down
so i cant even do anything
actually no

Is there no one online over there?
So now?
I'm gonna solo sell
can you get on now?
Finee
It is possible
because I've been waiting 2 hours
I know cause i done it enough times
Yeh launching the game
...
You can sell it and do it quickly in 30 minutes
Depending on the sale vehieles
Though I have it from epic
This will occur
How long did u waited for it?
jolly said epic down so it gonna take
whenever epic up
I'm just larzy
larzy is your gta 5 bought off epic?
so you blow yourself up?
no, I'm lazy
Lol yeh
Nah im gonna try something diff
why did you buy it in epic
dont torture yourself larzy
the game loves me
Help
You're game launched!?
No
Remeber the race me and jolly did
That happened once
I recognize that car from anywhere
cause Im the only person who would make such a hideous looking car
Yes
And i got it stuck
I cant believe you beaten me with that car
That car is just pure awful to drive in
And i legit thought mine was bad
Playing RL 
Self love lmao
For players who have it from epic games
🤳
I gotta download that sht first Ahhhhhhhh nah I'm lazy
What would it take to get 6 stars
Im suprised transient didnt ask question about the race me and jolly did
Wait she wasnt there
I need my alien tattoo irl
What race
I need the religious arm looking tattoo irl
Me and jolly did a race like a month or two ago?
Shusssh u ain't getting anything now. U just recovered from those overdoses
We were competing to see who was the worst driver cause she claimed she shit at driving
You missed the nose infection that I had
8 massive nosebleeds caused by a vein
I know u had that u told me yesterday or 2 days ago
There’s a tattoo I had since i got it in gta I love.i blank on the name of it
Pic
San Andreas sleeve tattoo!
I think it’s the name
I’m away from home atm
@neon acorn
You can for your own sake watch the race me and jolly did
There more if you scroll down


I'm here
What did I miss?
SOmehow my weekly got reset...
Even I did before
Yeh not gonna happen
The game just don't start yet
Did u wash it?
It pushed me inside and kick me outside


@tidal yew
I actually could use your help
@real peak
You too
I need help making a good outfit for my male character
I am tired of wearing the same suit for the past 2 years
Depend your style doe
It need to be this
Suit or street or gangster or more
Suit
Yes
=w= hmmm
I am proffeisnal
Not some ganster or street person
And certainly not this weird criminal who wearing underwear and barely anything
She not gonna survive
She is reckless
If suit for female, I have tons you can decided
Nah
It a suit for the male XD
Yeah
Let me hop on
The game aint starting
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well i always like oversized open coats with jeans
Funny, to find a suit, I need a music to fit with suit style
Let me swap to man
I like female more tbh =w=
U purchased the game from steam 
Cuz...thighs are 👌
Free from epic

The servers r back?
Already
Ohhh nvm then
Working for the man
That song would be perfect
I'm still getting the authorization pending
You're sure the server are on?
Yes
Cancel
Then redo again
Like exit R*
The epic games issues reappeared after being fixed
What can we do
It's was free vut it's shit
Wait for them to fix again
No
I have to go shopping with the voys
you are being denied access to your shopping fantasies
Then buy the game again on steam or rockstar 
I got free
I don't want to buy
Beside I don't wanna reset
Then you're shit out of luck and gotta wait
(you won't reset)
Oh my God
It's still there katto
@fierce mason the right one is better for you?
The right perfect but I need a better tie
Which colour you like?
Got be dark grey
You were sleeping while driving???
Big or skinny?
I'll get both
Oh my God I hate phone discord so much
It's showing me past and present at the same time
I have been authorization for 10 MINUTED
heh =w=
This game is shit
Won't even let me in
IM IN
FINALLY
Fuck what I was suppose to do?
Become a female and get a suit for female =w=
would it be silly if I launched my gta and it worked
on epic too
Nah
That was for male genius
correct
If you think about it, lag is just flash step
which means you might be really strong
It's finee
Let me swap to male
Alright
Send invite again
Send
What u guys doin

Still figuring out the outfit of martol's character?
Still looks noob
=3=
With the hair n face he need gangsta outfit
Or he gotta change the hair if he wearing this outfit
me shaving ur dog hair
Okey =w= let me shave him
Okay
I feel I get little OCD cuz ur pants not same color with suit xD
Better now
Not bad looking @fierce mason
Bro is a homeless businessman
Black formals will go good
Bruh i did use Credit & Legal AFK for 1 Hour more and not get kick from Server
Did
Yep
Got lagged so I was behind
We have noose outfit too =w=
Well
war time
Yeyyy 😄
Except the stealth but everything super purrfect
Next, katto purrito =w=
If you have time
Well you did remove their equipment
Don't unforunately
Much obliged
Usually you're suppose to go east but you weaken security so the door blocked
The door is locked so have tto go circle =w=
👍
Will be careful next time =w=
Later i need help selling my
Let see here put glasses on
Nightclub, bunker, coke, meth, cash, weed, ceo crates, vehieles, hanger, cayo, casino and acid lab
I have too many things to sell and i dont have time until 8 pm
which is 9:30 over there for you larzy

katto
you avaliable at that time?
Your timezone?
its currently 12 pm
What your time zone?
3:14pm
I'm free from now for 5hr
Im busy man
If light didn't get cut ot I didn't get any chores
that would be 1 am
you owe me 
I destroyed 5 later that day
And the gooch jumped me when I was fighting a mk2 oppressor
He was salty I destroyed his weed
Best Christmas ever
It’s Christmas 

but whos the 3rd
Katto, we already discussed this last night
if you can find 1 message of me acknowledging that i will give you any gift on steam
sends me a link to the “every game ever bundle” $115,853
I think you were so fixated on that doomsday outfit
But it was pretty obvious
Like I was discussing it with Katto while you were there at the same time

40 minutes later i did imply id be home later, but its not even 10pm what u even worried about 
its 9:39pm, id say im early
where @real peak 
Why your thumb like that
I'm here
letsssgoooooo
What did I miss? O.O?
Merry Christmas fellow discordians
TUNA~~~~
TUNA-KUN!!!
MISS CHU SOO MUCH ❤️

How have u bean?
And tuna gone again ;-;
Me
thought it was katto 

No me
Must be it
merry christmas, new user
iphone emoji
It was yesterday
hush
are we doing it or not
:(
yes
join my session
Waitting invite
sent
In =w=
@still bobcat join
Send me too 
I am in
no
I'll make a gc
Hang on theres a spider
katto add me
good
It disappeared nvm
@real peak
I thought u had a act3 ready for elite

dcmm2 is already complete how could we not
Yike
man the gooch didnt visit me :(
Need duo doe

@real peak we can die on preps, just not setups and finales
I did 2 and 3 before
Now just need 4
wait you've done dcmm3?
let the cutscene play @still bobcat
bruh
alr
It's fine
gonna do my diamond casino 
i found cmm3 to be a nuisance in comparison to cmm4
mainly because one dude gets left out and he does something silly
cmm3 its much more hectic compared to cmm4
because one team lacks players
and with more players there is lag so one team might face issues like rapid fire
my cmm3 went well but on paper cmm3 can be much harder than cmm4
@nocturne fossil guess what
Rapid fire bug can be insane yeah

I haven't touched cmm myself yet as I don't think I have the time and necessary skills to do it but I have encountered it before in other things.
@nocturne fossil afk use Credits not get kicked even for 4 hours 
u mean your afking in game?
Yes
iam trying use all my brain power to analyze the picture 
Im use Credits than taxi
u can also hold any key ingame
and then press winkey+G
that works too for just pc
Im use credit one
trust me this one is better too
Ok lets test it works
Im gonna make food
@nocturne fossil im was doing passive for business ready to sell
How many lemons you gonna throw it at my mansion @nocturne fossil
Mountains worth of lemons laaaaa
Meanwhile Los santos Trash truck be like : 
thats why they dont exist xD
Imagine when KnoWay Invade my mansion what Miguel reaction at his mansion when saw that
Bollocks, im did change AI from angel too Haviland
Im mean Angel remind me Juliet from Vanilla unicorn
Haviland remind me John cleese
Or Albert was he who with Bruce wayne
alfred 
Imagine we fight against mr Faber he remind me Devin weston 2.0
Oh blyat not that again
The Prison one
Plan B : Parked Kuruma armored outside Prison before enter back
Are you serious
Credits 😭
Yeah i tried that for 4 hours 
It work for me ngl
I went to sleep for an hour and still there
True
Im tried it before Mansion release
Wat credit =w=
Every time
oh wait
Good credit
Bet until tomorrow 
Im now use this
omega velum has been destroyed
this one is a better method 
Teammate in nutshell 
My 1st PB in snow
#gta-online-mk2 message
sadge
Petition to replace this trash velum with tula

5 seater crop duster when

Prison break honestly is a jail sentence to complete itself sometimes
Im mean Prison Break is worst nightmare for Criminal Mastermind
Especially teammate not experienced
I'd rather force myself to play on servers with Russians on cs2 than do prison break
With randoms



Remember prison Break use Kuruma method
Are still working use that method ?
kuruma isnt that much of the problem its just hoping that the pilot will do his job
cuz ill be attacking inside the prison anyway
Can't evade the Jet 
this is the main issue with randos 
Problem is can't use keyboard. Im use controller that fine for me as pilot
I use kb mouse just fine
#gta-online-mk2 message
Im try to get gooch outfit but waiting 48 minutes
As you can see @still bobcat @neon acorn
I almost got rapid fire in mid air
i wrap u up

OOF
Hope you get nothing but a lump of coal for Christmas, but even that seems too generous tbh
What a tragedy
Hayyaaa
Hey what's up
Im now inside Vanilla Unicorn
One eye
Interesting
Enjoy watch dance 
I don’t know why you’d fly towards them bruh
Like a moth to a flame
Any new shoes?
toe shoes

Purrito
take some katnip and eat 🌯 .
will fly easily then
=w=
I want food


@rancid parcel
Want brreakfast?
its almost midnight
Want dinner then?
I serve katto
Very good quality
Buy one get one free
its midnight
i get maccas :D
And?
Look it free now
Halpppp ;-; I dun want become overcooked Purrito
anyway time to get the yearly 50 bulletproof vests
is there a way to get more than 10 armor plates
someone told me that there used to be a way and they have permanent 42 slots for the very heavy armor plates
It was event
Like event today
Cuz maximum you get only 10 armor
wait you can get more?
oh what
Christmas today =w=
But is it permeant
Everyone get all armor 10 slots
good
oh that
that’s just a skill issue katto
clearly you need to get better
Look at the bottom of my car, does anyone know why its happeninf
What's wrong with it?
maybe because of your graphic settings or computer limitations
i’ve never seen that before so i’d just guess it’s either of those
finally maccas
Maccaroni =w=
Bruh
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
nope
Wow, that quite heavy snow today
Oh i see, game problem, don't worry

PNG better
=w=
This is true
My best picture =w=
Do the new avi missions make a lot of money?
Cluckin gives 500k so how much does this give?
Its still just 500k afaik
At least that was the first time payout
Oh okay
It's a little more than that because of the elite challenge
If you can get it obviously
how much is the elite challenge
i always got the elite challenge so never knew the difference between non elites and elite runs
i guess 25k?
I think 50k
i never saw the value being 550k tho
might need to check this i never payed attention to the cash value
Yeah exactly
I thought I only saw 500k + 50k for elite but honestly 
I just know its for sure in that range somewhere
i remember getting 600k too so maybe the elite is higher
How do i have fun in gta online, doing missions and heists not included
Like what do i do with my money to have fun
gamble
Do shit. Grab flare gun and burn players. Use atomizer to fly a little. Jump from a plane and don’t open parachute until you need to. etc.
What more
Shunt boost people selling cargo with Arena War vehicles
Run over people with Imani Tech RC cars
Take an Iron Mule or Cargobob and grab a tank from Fort Zancudo. Then watch it kill players as you fly around the map
When I get bored, I hop in public and hunt players with bounty. I dont even remember when I did that last time
If I'm honest my idea of fun is calmly driving around or flying private jets from lsia to sandy shores or Fort zancudo and back
how do i get out of this without changing session
i can't move, starting jobs or joining someone in bad sport doesn't work
couldn't find a way out
guess it's time to block all those spawns again
idek what to do atp because i got the mansion
this mission is not bad even in snow
2p art with complete noob w/ yohan. mask audio to the rescue
i'm noob
Hi Noob im Viktor 
well, hangar filled solo just under 3h
not terrible
should be easy to do sub 2 with 2p
got my mission time to a pretty consistent 1:40 and then a bunch of waiting for cooldowns
25 and 25?
Yeah..
maybe I'll try it tomorrow just to see how long it takes

Ohayo 

still have no idea wtf mask audio is
i saw you doing a
gesture as if you have the make it rain emote selected and you try to play it but your pockets are empty 
Idk as well
Thats why I abuse to skip animation =w=
And shave @tidal yew dog hair quickef before he arrive
I still dont know what is that as well

But...
Do you...
...want some burrito?
🌯
@still bobcat perfect fit


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