gta-online-mk2

[broken musk]

And apartments

[alpine basin]

MCT + business booster, Ill justify it

and security best of all, mansion security best feature they added

[broken musk]

Hey mansions are a massive W imo

Definitely deserve OP list

Haven’t dealt with a single raid since this update launch

[alpine basin]

Me too, thankfully

All my raids happened before the DLC

[broken musk]

Same lmao

[gray parcel]

facility most worthless property in the game

[alpine basin]

I mean the issue for me, is these are "business" ranking list

[broken musk]

But orbital cannon

[alpine basin]

Majority of the properties on that list, aren't even businesses to begin with

[gray parcel]

and it's like the size of an mmo city

[lost lily]

reason they rate arcade this low cuz they're "solo" player and suck at casino heist

[broken musk]

Murica 🇺🇸

[lost lily]

imagine being a "solo" player in a multiplayer game

[alpine basin]

guilty (sometimes)

[broken musk]

I plead innocence

[alpine basin]

Sometimes I just can't stand the average player

[broken musk]

Average players tend to light my car on fire with gasoline

[alpine basin]

lucky, normally they just explode me and drive off like they did nothing, then 20 minutes later they are surprised when I hit them back

[broken musk]

lol I did this

[alpine basin]

I saw this one

[broken musk]

Too funny imo

Never been able to use the phone remote explosive on a player before

I wonder if they thought they accidentally blew themselves up

[alpine basin]

@daring bobcat mis clicked the wrong one

thankfully it didn't pull me

[daring bobcat]

sumo is faster

[hollow glade]

Ah yes. Fireworks in the dark void 🎆

[broken musk]

Good job, zancudo fighter jet blowing up its own personnel

[broken musk]

How u get

[alpine basin]

You should have that one

Outfits > Seasonal > New years firework suit or smt

[hollow glade]

Ye

[real peak]

Sadly gorvement don't give a damn about insurance

[hollow glade]

Might be my favorite bodysuit ngl but I’m biased

[broken musk]

I found it

[hollow glade]

Epic

[broken musk]

Lame, can’t wear a firework bucket hat and the bodysuit at the same time

[alpine basin]

Hat merge with vending machine

[broken musk]

True

[hollow glade]

Kinda wish they would give us actual ground lit fireworks back, but this will do until gta 6

[untold dock]

most people don't even remember those

or know about them to begin with

[hollow glade]

Too bad they were long gone by the time I started playing lul

[alpine basin]

Ironically they are probably older than some players

[real peak]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @real peak

[real peak]

Anyone one here want to do weekly?

Martoooo!!!

[fierce mason]

anyways
@daring bobcat
Could use your advice

[real peak]

where are uuuu

[fierce mason]

Ill be busy mate

[west stirrup]

Wat is it

[daring bobcat]

join us, we are doing it

[fierce mason]

I got a bad feeling i pinged someone wrong

[west stirrup]

Oh

[real peak]

WHERE TO JOIN!!

[daring bobcat]

whats your SC

[alpine basin]

Just go on Baz's team, Im the killing team

[lost lily]

sumo time

[alpine basin]

I already got mine done like a NORMAL person

[real peak]

UncleNaraki

[fierce mason]

so we kill you?

[alpine basin]

I kill myself

[broken musk]

[alpine basin]

takes like 5 seconds to do, drive off the map

[fierce mason]

Vary nice

[real peak]

Send me invite =w=

[daring bobcat]

invited

[fierce mason]

If youre avaliable
I could use your help

[daring bobcat]

whats up?

[broken musk]

Bruh so the cops can’t die to the snowball launcher?

[fierce mason]

Check gta online outfits in reddit
Found this

[daring bobcat]

cute

[fierce mason]

Anyways I took inspirtation from yesterday when i checked the reddit you told me

I have no idea what i am doing with the outfit department XD

Reminder this is the inspirtation when i first check the reddit channel

[fierce mason]

so how i do
About to get killed by jolly, transient, athena, remy, echo, etc

[daring bobcat]

im on 21 wins

[split moon]

where are your pants !?

[fierce mason]

Thats the point?

[alpine basin]

whats sad is it takes longer to go into a new job than winning the job itself

[broken musk]

No need for
Them

why did that send in two messages

[fierce mason]

Wait
Just to confirm
Its snowing in the game right?

[split moon]

[broken musk]

Yes I am having snowball fight with LSPD

They are cheating and using bullets

[alpine basin]

tis the season, yea

[fierce mason]

@daring bobcat
You know
I designed probably the worst outfit for the winter season XD

[real peak]

Idk how much now lol

[daring bobcat]

you need one more

[alpine basin]

I love how my character is subtly having a larger black eye every time we complete a job

[fierce mason]

Add what?

[broken musk]

Fr

[real peak]

Okey

And tthx u baz851

[broken musk]

By the time I’m done my fourth daily Cayo it looks like I came from a 48 hour flight

[fierce mason]

My female had to have underwear when its the wrong season XD

[real peak]

Except you in comfy home

You can wear that

[broken musk]

I am Canadian, your “cold” temps to me are purely a summers breeze

[alpine basin]

so canadian, you become american even

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel are you here

Look

I grew hair

[broken musk]

Other way around

[alpine basin]

[real peak]

I don't have any winter

[broken musk]

American Canadian

[plucky burrow]

Weren't you Portuguese

[fierce mason]

Jolly US?

[alpine basin]

Im not, Im american

[plucky burrow]

🙀

Who Portugal then

[alpine basin]

I dunno, I have bad memory

[daring bobcat]

not me

[plucky burrow]

@daring hedge who Portugal

Right

Fish

@vocal haven

🍊

[daring bobcat]

half way with 25 wins.

[plucky burrow]

Nice to have Portugal people in the gta online

[fierce mason]

we have portugal people?

[plucky burrow]

Apple people too

[broken musk]

Does this count as a war crime

[woeful needle]

i am master cheif

[fierce mason]

ah master chef

[plucky burrow]

Not really

[broken musk]

Fine

[plucky burrow]

[lost lily]

he's not a civilan and shooting at u. why would it be war crime

[plucky burrow]

Are we at war

[celest wyvern]

We are now

[plucky burrow]

Fr

[alpine basin]

No, other people are war, you are just the pawn in the battlefield

[plucky burrow]

[broken musk]

What am I supposed to do with these snowmen

I’m too weak to kick them ffs

[alpine basin]

destroy them

[celest wyvern]

Obliterate them

[plucky burrow]

You are the bishop

[alpine basin]

I feel very diagonal about your statement

[plucky burrow]

You only move sideways

[broken musk]

RPG does the trick

[rancid parcel]

shave it

[celest wyvern]

Shave it?

[plucky burrow]

Two hours left and I regain my hair loss

[celest wyvern]

How tf you play chess

[plucky burrow]

Move

[plucky burrow]

Rockstar should add chess to gta

[alpine basin]

I will dedicate my entire game time to playing people in chess if it was added

who needs money when you can decimate them on a board game

[lost lily]

i'd rather have hold em

[plucky burrow]

[lost lily]

three card poker suks

[alpine basin]

Way too rng and stacked against you

Blackjack is too cheesable

Roulette is uh, not very realistic to play as you literally never get the jackpot on it

slots as well, kinda abysmal because @broken musk stole literally all of the luck on winning it

[fierce mason]

Ah blackjack
I am goated at that game

[broken musk]

But I have no luck for anything else

[daring bobcat]

im guessing when it says participate in 25 different adversery modes, we cant just do sumo1, sumo 2...

[alpine basin]

different ones

[daring bobcat]

thats what is gonna take time

[alpine basin]

you can do Sumo II, III, IV, and so on if you want

basically the same strat as what we are doing now

[broken musk]

I swear these cops needa find smth better to do than respond to the calls that some random is blowing up snowmen

[fierce mason]

Hmm
@daring bobcat Help

How do i winter size for female

[daring bobcat]

dont know

[fierce mason]

This is not winter outfit and i aint going to gtaoutfit reddit again

[daring bobcat]

just checked does not work, still at 7

gonna call it there, if I need to pay more I can get the wins later

[alpine basin]

Its fine, I might be available to help at no cost

[fierce mason]

AAHH
Making outfit too hard

[real peak]

lol

This is perfect for home outfit

[daring bobcat]

here's some of mine that I use

[fierce mason]

I dont like making outfits
Its too hard
My brain not creative enough

[plucky burrow]

Wear biker

[fierce mason]

I miss my male character suit

It is simple, delegant and fashinable

[broken musk]

I am professional gambler

[fierce mason]

And personally, the only good outfit for males

[fierce mason]

They are good but not quite

[real peak]

Martol

Why you swap to female?

[fierce mason]

Yeah?

[fierce mason]

Because i want to reset

[real peak]

Why not male =w=

[plucky burrow]

His goals are beyond our understanding

[fierce mason]

Mate its really simple

The character was created before enchanced so i can reset

I want to experience the begineer pain

So i decided i create a new character and just have it

The male is there and is well and is still my played character
The female there when i just wanna experience begineer player experience

No career mode, no fancy gadgets, no criminal starterpack
Just good old fashion hard work

But why female gender you may ask?
Simple
I already have a male character, the fuck do i need a 2nd male?
Let a man have two different gender characters

[west stirrup]

I mean he just asked why you switched character

[fierce mason]

And i gave a detail explanation

My peaceful answer
My violent answer at the same time

The peaceful answer is this:

I made a new character so i can reset so i can experience the grind again and enjoy it without any fancy gadgets helping or criminal starter pack or career mode

The violent answer is for why the character is a female

cause i want to do
I already have a male
I dont need a 2nd male character

@real peak
Is your doubts cleared up?

[broken musk]

I got snowman outfit

[alpine basin]

thats a lot of words

[fierce mason]

I am a type alcoholic

[broken musk]

Looks like my email when I’m mad at someone

[alpine basin]

thats a shame, I can't read

[fierce mason]

Good

It was a rant in a different game about how much that one faction sucks compare to other

[real peak]

Already finished

[fierce mason]

Good

Now smile

[real peak]

=w=

Meow

[hollow glade]

One nice advantage of the snow now is it’s smooth sailing ez money for the mc boats

[untold dock]

and 0 visibility for the planes

[real peak]

My outfit casual day @fierce mason =w=

[fierce mason]

Its okay but not winter enough

[real peak]

Winter will be little expensive

[lost lily]

weed sell mission will be PITA in snow

[fierce mason]

I see
i only have 30k in her name

[real peak]

The second one with furs is winter

or you could want be cozy in winter like this

[versed lintel]

why is your character a fashion icon

[lost lily]

armani tech

[fierce mason]

Idk
I asked for help to make outfit for females

[untold dock]

why are there no waves

[hollow glade]

Thats what im saying

[untold dock]

are waves not compatible with snow

[fierce mason]

Oh makes cayo easy to do

[real peak]

Marto need winter outfit for his female char

[hollow glade]

I remember there not being that much of waves in snow

[broken musk]

Guys look I found Santa’s secret hooker

[real peak]

Heyyy, you expose his cover!!

TO DA NAUGHTY LIST!!

[broken musk]

[alpine basin]

santas naughty elf

[broken musk]

Fr

[alpine basin]

and then we get pulverized

[broken musk]

Angel will protect me

She too horny to let me die

[versed lintel]

bikini

[broken musk]

In a concerning way

[versed lintel]

when do i get gifs perm on #gta-online

at what level

[opal rock]

What help do you need, choose a top, choose bottoms, choose shoes

[alpine basin]

Never

[opal rock]

Never

[fierce mason]

That the issue
Idk

[versed lintel]

wow ok

[opal rock]

Do you not get dressed in the morning

[fierce mason]

I never made a female character in this game and idk what outfits they are good at

[opal rock]

Or does mommy lay out your clothes

[real peak]

That's why I givng him a tips

Martol, u still online, let's go shopping

=w=

[opal rock]

Have you never seen women in rl?

[real peak]

He see everyday, but tell him to pick clothes for woman, wil lbe difficult

@fierce mason let's go shopping!!

[opal rock]

Just not allowed to send there that’s all

[fierce mason]

This is what i created orginally

[opal rock]

[fierce mason]

Oh fuck
I forgot the knight was there XD

Fuck it
He will be part of discussion

[opal rock]

Please tell me that’s you

[real peak]

He is

He really is

[fierce mason]

Mate I WISH

I love medival history so i would 100% support this being me

[real peak]

Sadly we livingg in modern world so it's hard to let that happen

[opal rock]

Not sure medieval knights were sporting the pumpy though

[fierce mason]

They upgraded

JERUSAULM WILL BE OURS!

[opal rock]

Also medieval knights went on crusades to spread Christianity and kill other religions, they weren’t good guys

[fierce mason]

PROGAGANDA!

[opal rock]

No facts

[fierce mason]

They are 100% correct

[real peak]

I suggest you play warhammer, it will be better than that

[fierce mason]

I know

[fierce mason]

I know warhammer

AND I LOVE IT

Anyways yes duck, i know their intention XD

I took history as part of IGCSE

Anways so i asked here yesterday and @daring bobcat told me to check the r/gtaoutfit so i did

and this is what i created after taking inspiration

But winter has arrived and its very clear that an underwear outfit will not work so now i need winter clothes but idk any and i came back here

So yeah @opal rock
That my situation in a nusthell

Reminder that my male is just wearing a suit since level 1

[versed lintel]

that is

something

[fierce mason]

hey blame the subreddit
This is the first thing i saw

[whole spruce]

zy

[versed lintel]

why were you on reddit in the first place

[versed lintel]

sa

[fierce mason]

@daring bobcat told me to

[split moon]

redditor
is proud and boastful of wearing as little clothing as possible on their virtual character

yeah that checks out

[fierce mason]

Here evidence @versed lintel

[opal rock]

And you couldn’t figure out on your own to put on a skirt/trousers

[fierce mason]

Counter argument
Have you seen me wear anything but the suit for my male?

[opal rock]

How is that a counter argument lol

How many ladies do you see walking around like that

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Lets see
none

[opal rock]

There’s ya answer

[fierce mason]

yes
But here the thing
I did it because i mention it
THE IDEA that a criminal mob boss, the most dangerous person in the entire LS, is just wearing underwear and a leather jacket is TOO funny to pass up

[opal rock]

Or just accept you’re going for the pervert attire

[fierce mason]

Eh
Its not like i actively play her anyways
I still rock my male character XD

To be fair
Roleplaying wise
Thats actually kind of the point XD

The male the serious character
The female is reckless and fun

[opal rock]

At the end of the day, it’s a game, play it how you want

[fierce mason]

Yeah
But i cant pretend that i am shit at outfit creation

[hollow glade]

Damn my game finally gave up on me keeping it open with the 2x meth when I went to sell weed lol. But I had just completed a 2x meth sell so

Wouldn’t have bothered if there wasn’t a boost that alternated

Weed is nice just outside the damn truck

[opal rock]

Supposedly if you drink 4 beers before getting in the truck it counteracts the effects of the weed

Haven’t done it myself though so can’t confirm if it’s true

[alpine basin]

I love the logic that being drunk cancels the high out, truely a rockstar title

[lost lily]

i'd take that weed mission over multiple sell vehicles anyday

[alpine basin]

I use that whenever I get the weed sale truck because Im lazy

[fierce mason]

The best example is their choices of vechieles, weapons and outfits

The male is always the serious one and proffesinal
He is a car guy
He uses proffesinal weapon like mk2 carbine and tacticaly smg
And when doing missions or freeroam, always wear a suit

The female is ridclious and design to be the most fun
She is a BIKE fanatic
Uses shitty weapons like Assault rifle (mk2 later) and machine pistol
And when doing missions, dresses however the fuck she wants and doesnt care

[opal rock]

Does it actually work?

[alpine basin]

vechieles?

[fierce mason]

I cant spell

[alpine basin]

I had to miss-spell that on purpose, I had to triple take I spelled it wrongly as well

[hollow glade]

Yeah I’ve never tested that. Its still like a 5 minute or so mission but just slightly annoying

[fierce mason]

Vechieles?

How the fuck do i say it

[opal rock]

Being drunk in rl definitely doesn’t cancel out being high, they merge together and make you a complete mess

[fierce mason]

Vechlies, Vechieies?, Vechiles?

[alpine basin]

Vehicles

[fierce mason]

Vehicles

[opal rock]

It stops the dramtic swerving and stuff, and wall just confirmed it works

[fierce mason]

It look wrong

[hollow glade]

Noice. Now let’s see if the game gives it to me

Ah yes I got the non high version

[lost lily]

that mission isn't even that hard. just spam A D until it goes in one direction then hold the key for other direction and release throttle too

[fierce mason]

Alr avaliable

@opal rock
Still need help?

[hollow glade]

It’s definitely not that hard of a mission if ur letting off throttle. But it becomes a bit trickier when not solo and trying to boost it with a vigilante

[lost lily]

just gentle pushes

or use cyclone 2

[real peak]

Meanwhile

Me waitting Martol accept go shopping with me =w=

[lost lily]

bring me some 🌯

and some katnip

[opal rock]

No lol I just done them myself

[real peak]

Here ur 🌯 and

=w=

[hollow glade]

Just isn’t nearly as effective. But I would be curious to see the cyclone 2 try to swerve with it locked to the back

[fierce mason]

@real peak
Let's go shopping

Just give me 5 min

[opal rock]

That Christmas jumper is jokes “where my ho ho ho’s at”

[real peak]

Soo if u are duck and u are santa

U gonna... "Quock Quock Quock"?

[opal rock]

Did you get the Cluckin bell money from when we done it?

Or you did with someone else

[opal rock]

Perhaps

[broken musk]

Working the streets

[real peak]

Yea I did it

It was late but I got it

[vocal haven]

Im not on gta online

[opal rock]

Noob

[void quail]

Genuinely the the best decision you could make with your life

[opal rock]

Say noob and one appears that’s spooky

[void quail]

Im proud of my ethnicity

Known as noob

[alpine basin]

Welp gg, time to lock down #gta-online

Ps players going to be flooding it

Or perhaps ps was just the first to get hit, social services just dying like it does every 2 weeks

[hollow owl]

I can fact check this

[alpine basin]

You too? My social club launcher is not really functioning right now but I can still force launch and play gta 🙏

[hollow owl]

Seems like it has

Lmao

[real peak]

@opal rock ducky, can you help me with 2 heists?

[opal rock]

I’m not at home mate

[real peak]

Aww okey =w=

[hollow owl]

Servers also shit themselves

[past gazelle]

fix them

[hollow owl]

I broke them

I removed Angel

[daring bobcat]

96k people playing gta

on pc

[vocal haven]

i should hop on gta to see the snow

but i hate playing alone ngl

[opal rock]

Switch to enhanced you’ll have lots of people to play with

[fair crater]

snow?

[viscid belfry]

Rockstar servers undergo maintenance every Tuesday

[hollow owl]

I turned them off

Too hot

[viscid belfry]

Make sure to disable the snow

[alpine basin]

double snow, got it

[viscid belfry]

[alpine basin]

Ill put a side note down for more snow

[hollow owl]

Ocean is now ice

Let's make the F8 sub scene

[fierce mason]

Crahse the car

[gray parcel]

we need a snowmobile for winter

[vocal haven]

i am talking about enhanced

[opal rock]

Loads of us play?

[vocal haven]

dont really play with anyone tbh

bcs i rarelly hop gta

[opal rock]

You can’t complain about playing alone then lol

[vocal haven]

well i meant it more like, i dont really play gta at all outside of christmas time xD

last christmas i gave you my heart

but the very next day you gave it away

[opal rock]

Sorry I gave it away the next day

[vocal haven]

last christmas i played with a irl friend ***

got lost in the typing

but that friend doesnt want to go enhanced

[opal rock]

Add me on sc I’ll play with you at some point

[real peak]

The server is on fire =w=

[fierce mason]

Lets go!

[real peak]

[craggy mica]

What you mean

[grim ferry]

what the helly

[fierce mason]

Laughs

[real peak]

[craggy mica]

500fps
What’s ur specs

[grim ferry]

IT'S SNOWING HOORAY

[real peak]

Happy new yearrrrrrrr

😄

[stoic solstice]

Can you be gooched while in passive mode?

[stoic solstice]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Random_Event:_The_Gooch

Its a actually thing.

Man why cant i get a answer. And everyone is memeing me as if they never heard of it.

And no that wiki doesnt answer my question

[untold dock]

presumably because nobody knows

i would assume you can't but i'm not gonna sit around for an hour to test

[stoic solstice]

Hmm

[viscid belfry]

Wake up

[stoic solstice]

Im awake

[viscid belfry]

Time for school

[hollow owl]

There no female clothing for Christmas 😔

Wanted to make one for my female character

[untold dock]

there is?

[hollow owl]

Where

[hollow owl]

Oh i didnt add ?

[untold dock]

idk festive tops or whatever

bunch of it

[hollow owl]

I'm blind

[untold dock]

can't even see avi island from the road in this weather

[sleek prism]

hi

[untold dock]

greetings

[west stirrup]

Yallo

[untold dock]

all my businesses are full again

too layz to sell

[sleek prism]

cool

[untold dock]

not cool

[past gazelle]

hei

[sleek prism]

I should check my businesses, probably not ful

[daring bobcat]

does hitting npc's with my car count to accuracy for career progress?

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

What about the corpses

Say you miss a few shots

Can you regain the accuracy by deading the dead?

[untold dock]

no

[sleek prism]

can you say something else than no

[untold dock]

perchance

any salesmen?

would like to sell product

[sleek prism]

ehh.. only 1 full

yes, I can help selling drugs

[daring bobcat]

i CAN HELP

sorry caps

[sleek prism]

its ok

[sleek prism]

do you inv me and baz

[untold dock]

i join you

planes are gonna be even worse in this weather

[lost lily]

i can join after this mk1 mission

[sleek prism]

cant see shit with planes?

[untold dock]

nothing

[sleek prism]

ugh

[untold dock]

huh my bunker is worth more than it should be

[west stirrup]

630k?

[sleek prism]

no shit

I hit train :(

[untold dock]

oh it exploded

[sleek prism]

yeah

[untold dock]

i was wondering where your truck went

[sleek prism]

:D

[hollow owl]

It just hit me what the AI OG sounds like

Mix of Vernon and Stretch

[daring bobcat]

good thing is I can just blaim my bad driving on the snow for 6 days

[hollow owl]

I don't like it for racing in jobs

[sleek prism]

stunt

[lost lily]

somebody join for this mk1 mission. i wanna be done with this shit

[untold dock]

at least this weather is good for boat sales

[spiral lichen]

who @ me

[spiral lichen]

where’s the slutty christmas skirts smh…

[hollow owl]

[spiral lichen]

how does ur game look so smooth lmg???

what the fuck

[hollow owl]

I just wanted to make nice looking female fits

And i did

[spiral lichen]

i read this so wrong

[hollow owl]

Made Santa Street and GingerSmartGirl

[spiral lichen]

aww period! i wish we could make a fat santa and a cutesy christmas girl outfits

or even buff santa why not

[sleek prism]

I havent changed anything after I sent you a vid about my settings in spring :D

[daring bobcat]

wtf is this shit

cant see anything

[sleek prism]

yeah..

cheesecake was god damn right, cant see nothing

[hollow owl]

It's a beautiful starry background that I will be stealing

I will crop out the boat and plane

[covert atlas]

Make this the permanent filter for MC businesses but give them 1 sell vehicle max and I’ll start grinding them again

[opal rock]

Snow be looking like stars these days

[daring bobcat]

coming, got robbed

[untold dock]

can really get immersed in first person

[sleek prism]

snow is annoying

[opal rock]

Just instant death lol

Looked easier to miss the car than to hit it

[untold dock]

don't look behind and drive

anyone else selling anything?

[untold dock]

still need?

[lost lily]

10 min. in a heist

[untold dock]

the game is very confused

[sleek prism]

maybe I can sell these 4

[untold dock]

trailer stealing unsuccessful

[sleek prism]

very clear

[sleek prism]

fr

[untold dock]

i do this mission quick

[lost lily]

u wanna join?

[sleek prism]

another mission?

[lost lily]

no. that's the last one

[daring bobcat]

if we are talking missions I still need the 2 player lamar missions

[untold dock]

was gonna put the bikes in a bobcat but the other one just goes to the gas station

should leave the bikes going the closest to each other if selling 3p

[sleek prism]

yeah

[gray parcel]

snow makes me realize how dirty my monitor is

[lost lily]

prison break in snow

[daring bobcat]

another happy landing @untold dock

[sleek prism]

nice hit

[lost lily]

snow is temporary, velum was destroyed is eternal

[untold dock]

wtf is this spawn

[neon acorn]

Was that the prison?

Yes Wally

[untold dock]

i like how it's a suicide when you get shot down

[neon acorn]

The leprechaun collectibles are coming soon

@still bobcat are you awake sir

[sleek prism]

hmm

[daring bobcat]

is that for biker?

[sleek prism]

bunker so slow

[neon acorn]

Weed

[sleek prism]

yes

[daring bobcat]

still not got it

[neon acorn]

bunker is easy

[sleek prism]

but slow

[neon acorn]

Slow and steady wins the race Michele

[daring bobcat]

use the mansion, boost the bunker one day, then the weed the next

[sleek prism]

yup, my present plan

[neon acorn]

Boosting the bunker must be insane

[daring bobcat]

about 2 hours till full

[neon acorn]

WHAT

[sleek prism]

just havent had enough time to play yesterday and today

[daring bobcat]

with mansion

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

no

not even close

1 supply without boost is like 2hr? with boost its like 40min, so 3-4hr

[forest jackal]

hru

[neon acorn]

I want the snow gone

[neon acorn]

Still good

[neon acorn]

Good

[forest jackal]

yippee

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat

[daring bobcat]

that me

[spiral lichen]

when ahh omggg

i mean what’s ur monitor?

and mojtiorcsettgnsx

it must be ur monitor

[daring bobcat]

must have gotten it mixed up, mb

[sleek prism]

24"

[spiral lichen]

the specs

[sleek prism]

1080p 180hz

[daring bobcat]

interesting

[sleek prism]

and other specs
rtx 4060
ryzen 5 7500F
ram 32gb

[daring bobcat]

I have a 4k 240hz HDR 34"

jsyk

[sleek prism]

Holy moly

When I was planning parts to my build, I went to local shop and checked monitors, 27" felt too big :D

[fossil dagger]

@sleek prism when you got yourself a pc how much did it cost ya

and where did you buy from 🤔

[neon acorn]

rtx 4070ti. ryzen 7 7800x3d, DDR5 32gb G.skill trident (now costs $1200 on amazon...)

my monitor is 1440p 170hz

[fossil dagger]

Is this good specs

🤔

[neon acorn]

my pc was like $2500 aud but now it's like 4000

[neon acorn]

very good

the cpu is great and my gpu is pretty nice

anything more would be overkill and a lot more pricy

it runs rdr2 with max settings at about 70-90 fps

[fossil dagger]

Can you send a link

[neon acorn]

possibly higher if I checked/tweaked

[neon acorn]

sure

[knotty briar]

only upgrades im looking at rn is a new CPU and GPU

i got 64gb DDR4 that im fine with

[neon acorn]

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/DVwD4M

Like I said, it’s a lot more expensive now

But it was way cheaper when I got it in 2023

[fossil dagger]

Alr ty

I'll check it out

[neon acorn]

Nws

[neon acorn]

I’m keeping this stuff until the 70 series or smth

I’ll upgrade once GTA 6 comes out on pc perhaps

[knotty briar]

as long as you have higher specs than a console you probably wont need to upgrade

[lost lily]

5070ti is 750$

and 9800x3d is only 70$ more than 7800x3d

go with these

[knotty briar]

it almost feels like AMD is the better choice nowadays compared to Nvidia

[lost lily]

9070xt is 630$

120$ novideo tax

[neon acorn]

True ngl

I reckon my pc would be able to at least run it at 60fps or so

that’s good enough for me

[neon acorn]

Nowadays, yeah

Because NVIDIA is taking the AI route

meaning their stuff is definitely gonna hit the roof 😭

[knotty briar]

i've got a 3060ti with a Ryzen 5 5600x atm

[neon acorn]

AMD is cheaper and can offer better performance

[knotty briar]

not the best but still plays games on good settings

[neon acorn]

high settings

yeah

that’s good enough

[knotty briar]

i mostly just want to upgrade my card and CPU

ill probably upgrade my CPU this coming january

[fierce mason]

I just need to upgrade lets see

a new gaming laptop it seems

[broken musk]

What type of criminal offence would this even count as?..

Lmao I just noticed- but love how the NPCs acknowledge what happened, but casually walk away

[alpine basin]

what are they going to do?

I'd have the same reaction if I was in that same situation

[neon acorn]

I finally bought a weed farm and set it up

[alpine basin]

Im not going to jump over an overpass to save someone else who probably is already a red mist on the free-way

[neon acorn]

Now would be a great time due to sales

You can get some 4060 laptops for like $1200 aud

Or smth

[fierce mason]

Aye that would be true but unfournately these days i dont have money

[neon acorn]

how old are you again

[fierce mason]

That a rude question to ask to a man from a ya

[neon acorn]

from a wha

[fierce mason]

but a student never the less i am

so 18

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

Do you work?

[fierce mason]

Cant
I am a student

[neon acorn]

?

[fierce mason]

I got 2 more years before i graduate

[neon acorn]

part time

[knotty briar]

part time?

[fierce mason]

Part time
Yeah like i can do that while doing A levels

[broken musk]

And this?

[neon acorn]

You can afford an overkill pc in like two months or smth

[knotty briar]

i mean if you can make $500 a month from part time a PC is doable

[neon acorn]

if you don’t spend

[neon acorn]

I usually make $500 or so a week

[fierce mason]

And there the matter that my parents wont even let me

[neon acorn]

Although im 17 and working retail

so it’s a depressing experience

[fierce mason]

Focus on studies they say

[knotty briar]

before taxes im at $700 bucks a week atm sadly

[neon acorn]

If your parents won’t let you be independent then tell them to give you an allowance or smth

because that’s not very nice :)

[fierce mason]

An allowance?

Like they give you money per month?

[knotty briar]

yeah

[neon acorn]

They give you a sum every week or smth

[fierce mason]

How fucking rich are you?

[neon acorn]

bro what..

I don’t even get an allowance

I’m not white

[fierce mason]

My dad is the main reason my 3000+ is gone to begin with

[alpine basin]

he could be tried for 1st degree murder, as he did have the intention of doing it, and has done it more than once

[knotty briar]

[neon acorn]

He’s calling me rich

[fierce mason]

I am in the middle east?

I legit see rich brown people if that helps

[neon acorn]

ok

[knotty briar]

if i didnt buy a car last year i would have had an overkill pc

[neon acorn]

Get Yusuf Amir to buy you a pc

[fierce mason]

Like i said
The main reason i dont have money is because my dad is the reason i dont have money

He borrows way way too much and still hasnt paid

[neon acorn]

Does he just rob you or smth

idk

[neon acorn]

“Borrows”

[alpine basin]

2nd degree is normally only for first time stuff

However 1st degree, even if in the 2nd degree is having the intention of killing someone, and in the process they are killed

[neon acorn]

He probably says let me hold it for you

[fierce mason]

it was 3000

[fierce mason]

nah it doesnt happen in my family
we just borrow a shit ton

[neon acorn]

ok

[trim canyon]

I don't let people borrow money anymore

[neon acorn]

borrow from him then

Problem solved

[trim canyon]

Go to a bank if you need money

[fierce mason]

That what i have been doing

[neon acorn]

LMAO

Martol you make my brain melt

[fierce mason]

Aye that always be true

[broken musk]

Add it to the list

Tell me something my lawyer hasn’t

Heard him say that one a zillion times by now

[neon acorn]

Your GTA online character is going away for a very long time

[broken musk]

I think they will put me to death

Ain’t giving me a sentence of jail time

Too risky

Bet

Corrupt lawyer here I come

[alpine basin]

truly a moment of all time, I happen to have one too

Very fitting for this game, even put the laundry mat number for the phone number

[broken musk]

Shark do u approve?

[midnight rover]

I should make something like this too

[midnight rover]

Yes yes

[broken musk]

[alpine basin]

we need more money specialist anyhow

Im hiring in my firm

[fierce mason]

Hey that me!

[neon acorn]

Oh, I forgot to ask but do you know any languages other than English?

[neon acorn]

My shark loaner

[alpine basin]

I know of a few, learning a 7.5th one right now

[neon acorn]

7.5th?

also which ones do you know

[alpine basin]

Im halfway leart but some languages take a bit longer to learn

[neon acorn]

Right

[alpine basin]

Mostly english, german and japanese for now, russian and spanish are ones I can do but are still learning some parts, and another issue I struggle with is not having the right keyboard to type sometimes if I do actually need to use another language

[neon acorn]

I know English, Arabic, German, Mandarin, Japanese

oh and Spanish

I only met one Spanish person at work and he was surprised when I spoke it to him

In Australia there are basically 0

Thanks GTA for teaching me some Spanish words

they’re engraved into my brain 🧠

Oh and breaking bad too I think

[nocturne fossil]

mierda

[neon acorn]

Yeah, it’s kinda annoying having to switch it on a keyboard. Sometimes the shortcuts mess up and actually interfere with my game without me intentionally trying to change it

[neon acorn]

Tranquillo~

[neon acorn]

That’s what I said to him when he apologised for talking on the phone while I scanned his stuff

That’s how I knew he was speaking Spanish

the brightest smile on his face was awesome

but I mostly know Japanese, English and Arabic

I should study mandarin more though

The snow is already annoying 😔

[nocturne fossil]

why mandarin?

[covert atlas]

Smartest Raiju pilot

[neon acorn]

China numero uno

Mandarin is a really good language to know

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

There’s lots of Chinese people especially in Australia so it helps

Especially with business related stuff in GTA!

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam i didnt know till now

[grim ferry]

This evil woman messed up my payment :(

[nocturne fossil]

that weapon is hot

i dont use one in online xd

also whats with the blur in the distances

[neon acorn]

Is that the precision rifle?

[nocturne fossil]

thats a terrible setting to have during pvp

or pve tbh

[neon acorn]

It really fucks up cutscenes

[nocturne fossil]

its the old machine gun we had

[neon acorn]

?

[grim ferry]

MG

[nocturne fossil]

we had that gun since the first release

no-one used it since its overshadowed by the combat mg

[neon acorn]

Oh the MG

I would recognise it if it had its damn mag 😭

[grim ferry]

Wonderful

[fierce mason]

Lets see what i accomplished this morning
Oh i threw up this morning

wrong channel

[brittle hatch]

So you spawned in the nightclub

[alpine basin]

Basically what I got off of it

[grim ferry]

I am a humble servant for I only care for 15%

I'm stuck in the vault lmao

[alpine basin]

Mantrap bug (fairly normal)

[fierce mason]

Oh you just have to fps lock

!mantrup

?

[storm nimbus]

Trup

[alpine basin]

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @alpine basin

[fierce mason]

I hate keyboards

[alpine basin]

Its not quite that easy, the bug exist entirely due to a too high of an average between the lowest FPS (player based), and the player with the highest, people just realized capping your FPS to around the same amount (for all players) will prevent the desync from happening due to the already existing FPS average

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Thank goodness my fps is too low that i dont need to bother fps lock

[grim ferry]

ok i'm in hell now

[neon acorn]

why are you in the GTA backrooms 😭

...

why couldn't they have given you an accuracy bonus or smth

[alpine basin]

thats what the x{x} multis are for

[neon acorn]

I meant in story mode

it's called a time bonus iirc

it's wtv ig

I'm really close

[alpine basin]

I did these for bunker a few weeks back since I never did it on this character

Although I may have realized one of my problems

[neon acorn]

finally

[neon acorn]

what was your problem

[alpine basin]

I could have weapons T4 right now but I can't get these solo

[neon acorn]

my progress so far

[neon acorn]

oh, I've already done those

I could help

[real peak]

Quackaroni

I demannddddd

[alpine basin]

I wouldn't mind, I have zero clue how the ammunation challenges look like though

[real peak]

Go home early to plwy gta

[neon acorn]

they're pretty basic

[real peak]

More like who shot more target point is winner

[neon acorn]

invite me to em

[alpine basin]

I have to restart then Ill invite you

[neon acorn]

nws

ping me when you've sent

[real peak]

Transient, how the progress of dcmm 2?

[neon acorn]

nwy is gone for some reason

he hasn't been on since yesterday morning

@still bobcat

wait I just realised that nwy is a girl 😭

[viscid belfry]

nwy is a girl?

[neon acorn]

IKR?

I thought they were a dude 😭

[viscid belfry]

cap

he's a guy my guy

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin I joined but it was your session

[fierce mason]

I can help out

[neon acorn]

I’m already with Wally

[fierce mason]

An extra player wouldnt hurt

[neon acorn]

It’s only 2 player I think

[fierce mason]

Still I'm coming
Just gonna freeroam so wouldnt hurt to join

[neon acorn]

whatever

[alpine basin]

9 more times

[neon acorn]

Wally did you only select 1 challenge?

[alpine basin]

only lets me do 1 challenge per category

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

[alpine basin]

I would have been stuck doing pistol for every challenge after that

need to do 1 of every cat then 4 extra

[neon acorn]

Oki

@alpine basin I just found out that the fire extinguishers in this game explodes 😭

[fierce mason]

They do?

[alpine basin]

That is infact true

[fierce mason]

Welp
It's not like
MISSION FAILED
MARTOL AND TEAMMATES DIED

[neon acorn]

However the other one didn’t

which is odd

[fierce mason]

Anyways in

I forgot how shit male clothes outfit are XD

Like there nothing good here at all beside the suit I'm wearing

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin can we do miniguns again?

[alpine basin]

sure, after LMG

[neon acorn]

I have an idea

[neon acorn]

nws

[alpine basin]

LMG is the last category I need

[neon acorn]

no worries Wally

[gray parcel]

how enh mfs be without text chat

[alpine basin]

🪄

[alpine basin]

4 more wins and I have t4

[neon acorn]

What does that say

[neon acorn]

✨

[alpine basin]

"Thats crazy" :z

[neon acorn]

Oh

[alpine basin]

I wrote it too fast

[alpine basin]

who was that guy 😭

[neon acorn]

wall get the dev outta here

Also I have no clue

The weapon T4 experience

[alpine basin]

and two more

[neon acorn]

If only I could look like my GTAO character 😔

If you wanna get to heaven

you better raise a little hell

(Harmonicaaaaaaa)

[alpine basin]

negative points is crazy

[neon acorn]

You're made out of a wall!

All stone

or brick

Brick by brick

[alpine basin]

and t4 done

[neon acorn]

Awesome

Congrats Wall! 🥂

back to me suffering in my bunker

[alpine basin]

I should check my MCT really fast

[brittle hatch]

No

[alpine basin]

yea

I NEED more special vehicles so I can have 100% full

[neon acorn]

Wall would you recreate that one video

[alpine basin]

which one?

[neon acorn]

Rainbow drifting in the snow

[alpine basin]

oh that, not sure, I haven't fixed the rainbow car paint, never bothered to

[neon acorn]

oh

[viscid belfry]

y'all fuck with the tactical winter fit?

[neon acorn]

Hot

[alpine basin]

truly an outfit of all winter

[neon acorn]

Wasn't that server a German one too iirc?

[alpine basin]

somethinig like that

[viscid belfry]

thanks

[neon acorn]

I can't remember

[alpine basin]

don't even know what we were going for with this one

[neon acorn]

I like how it looks for females

the beanie is a W

[viscid belfry]

you don't blend in to the snow though

[neon acorn]

Unless that’s a hat

[alpine basin]

I think you might be right

I think theres too little green to blend in

[viscid belfry]

plus aren't you cold with shorts?

[neon acorn]

Knoway

[alpine basin]

probably

got some cool boots tho

[viscid belfry]

lol

wait why is the water green?

[fierce mason]

Wonder if there a radio station where it just gives us 1940 or 1950s music

[fierce mason]

Drinks
Its radiation

[alpine basin]

Self radio

[fierce mason]

self radio?
Huh what music they got?

[alpine basin]

You don't know what self radio is?..

The music is yours, you can import music as a radio station into GTA

[fierce mason]

OH that

I know that
I was just asking if there was in the base game before i go and put my own in it

[brittle hatch]

The best

[real peak]

WHAT??!!!

[alpine basin]

No sadly

best you got is 80s music probably, maybe early 90's

[fierce mason]

SMAHSE TABLE

DAMN IT
I want to hear 1940 and 1950s music while just driving

Instead of these garbage radio stations

[real peak]

Nuke da planet nowwwwww!!!

[fierce mason]

"I don't want to set the world on fire"

"I just want to start. A blaze in your heart."

"In my heart, I have only one desire. And that one is you looking at nuke. No other would do"

Ah they dont music these days like they used to do

[neon acorn]

rebel radio is the closest you can get

[alpine basin]

always forget they add extra hair at the very, very end of a dlc, never saw this one

[neon acorn]

HOLY SHIT THATS HOT

[fierce mason]

The only good one is whiskey river
The rest are pretty bad imo

[neon acorn]

THANKS WALL

I need it

:(

[neon acorn]

wtf

Rebel Radio hater

[alpine basin]

it cost 6695 dollars, kinda expensive for a hair do

[neon acorn]

go bald

[fierce mason]

I didnt say it was shit?

I probably didnt hear the all of the music
Let me see the music list

[neon acorn]

It’s got peak

Rebel Radio is underrated

[fierce mason]

WHY HAVENT I HEARD THERE IS GENERAL LEE BY JOHNNY CASH

[neon acorn]

EXACTLY

[fierce mason]

THIS GAME ISNT GIVING ME GOOD MUSIC!!!!

[neon acorn]

YOU STINKY BOY

[neon acorn]

STAY ON THE RADIO, OLD FART

[fierce mason]

How the hell am i stinky?

[neon acorn]

you're just a stinky pinky

[fierce mason]

Normally i would but there mission objective!

[neon acorn]