gta-online-mk2

[hollow owl]

I was doing Fine Art file and while setting the EMPs, I kept doing the mask audio skip thing and I saw one of the emp things in my hand

[pastel spire]

is it just in the mission or outside

[hollow owl]

But when I used a gun, it disappeared

Just in the mission ig

Tried using a homing and I blew up to nothing

[green fractal]

You invented a bug. Congrats.

[hollow owl]

Only i would find it since I do mask audio skip on everything

[green fractal]

What is mask audio skip tho?

[lost lily]

skip the animation with mask audio action

[green fractal]

I didn't know this existed.

[knotty briar]

If only there was a glitch to skip awful voice activated objectives

[broken musk]

[sleek prism]

Cant blame you, mask audio gives only 54 search results

[turbid spire]

you could say its an advanced speedrunner thing

[lost lily]

it's very easy

[real peak]

it does, it help me in diamond casino a lot

[turbid spire]

yea, Im not saying its a hard thing to do, just thats its popular among speedrunners cause it saves u a bit of time

[real peak]

I have to wait my char cheer when she success hacking the door before pull the USB out

Now don't have to anymore

[gritty ibex]

bruh how do i stop the other jet from shooting me when stealign the jet from military base

it keeps hitting me

[real peak]

Fly low

Don't fly too high

[lost lily]

just dgaf #gta-online-mk2 message

[gritty ibex]

ok

ty

[green fractal]

I just searched Google, found a probably stolen YT video.

[grim ferry]

Why is Karin S95 the most boring ASF car

[green fractal]

Cars nowadays are designed to be designed, not to be useful.

[grim ferry]

It's so boring and it's drivers are just straight up assholes

[west stirrup]

Say what

[grim ferry]

The S95 is boring

[green fractal]

Just drive one of the remaining "i don't know how many" cars.

[grim ferry]

I just switch around personally

The S95 was fun when I first integrated to Enhanced

Now it's just a boring fast car thats being driven around by insecure people who don't know how to drive

[green fractal]

Since gta doesn't have a driving school, people suck.

[grim ferry]

San Andreas does but that doesn't count

[green fractal]

Most of the GTAO users probably never finished it.

[west stirrup]

It's Bad Beat time

Career progress

[real peak]

Laying on bed =w=

[gritty ibex]

how to get 100k in under 10 mins easy

[untold dock]

complete the time trial

[gritty ibex]

waht time trial

[west stirrup]

Wow BB pistol only isnt fun

[sleek prism]

If you good, 350k under 10min, hsw time trial and normal time trial

[west stirrup]

I can't do this shit

[real peak]

Gonna buy all 5 wavehouses again =w=

In new char

[sleek prism]

Wave? On ocean?

[real peak]

Yes

[daring bobcat]

[real peak]

To store my katnip, burrito and pepsi

[sturdy tapir]

stole ur katnip

[real peak]

Hallo

[sturdy tapir]

[real peak]

[sturdy tapir]

and the burrito spicy

[daring bobcat]

[still bobcat]

i made a meme

[pastel spire]

wanna show us the meme bud?

[viscid belfry]

Would anyone here be willing to try and get Doomsday Criminal Mastermind?

[west stirrup]

Depends, is it DCMM 2 or 3-4

[knotty briar]

what does being insecure have to do with driving a virtual car?

[craggy mica]

Play with me so we can do DCMM

[tame holly]

Cold take :
The knoway livery for the vivanite should have been a career progress rewards rather than clothing

[sleek prism]

Your timezone?

[lost lily]

this mission is very well designed like hitman games

[tame holly]

I dont have to do it anymore, done with T4 and already did it as non host for the award

[west stirrup]

Wat

[lost lily]

u didn't see the enforcer status change

[west stirrup]

Well no

[lost lily]

check the map

[still bobcat]

its a still image for me

[west stirrup]

Yes i see everyone turning red

[tame holly]

Red = no cover
White = fine

Works similar in cayo and casino heist with the disguises or certain areas

(yea i know it doesn't turn white in cayo but that's bc they can detect u after a while)

[lost lily]

casino only big con but it's not as detailed like this

[west stirrup]

You'd think that it changes to red so that when you get out of the truck and you're armed the enemies will see the weapon and become hostile

Mind

blown

[lost lily]

well you haven't played hitman games it seems like

considering gta has shitty stealth mechanics, missions like these are a step in right direction

[west stirrup]

Once

[lost lily]

yea well..

[sleek prism]

I like that mission until you need to ram fib van

[untold dock]

put a sticky bomb on the road and detonate it when the van drives over it

[lost lily]

this mission is like improved version of series a trash truck

[sleek prism]

Thanks, I think I still have to do it 4 times

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Shitzu Keitora (Drift) | ᴜᴛɪʟɪᴛʏ

This vehicle is unreleased. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Keitora ($810,000)

Basic Info

$200,000
670 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

We have no performance information on this vehicle yet

driftkeitora • Data from GTACars.net

[golden sundial]

Now that's what I'm talking about

Rockstar is cookin

[sleek prism]

Meth?

[golden sundial]

Perhaps

Also why is hao bot late everytime?

Random YouTuber I find on the TL got more info on upcoming vehicles than it

[daring bobcat]

is anyone hosting the clucken bell farm raid?

[grim ferry]

They use the fast acceleration to bump against you and shoot you with a micro SMG

[untold dock]

i can quit my finale and restart it

[grim ferry]

Also yes I notice that I'm hating the car that you like, I also like the car it's just very boring in this interpretation just like most of the new JDM Car

[knotty briar]

I wouldn’t say being cheap with it is insecure tho

[untold dock]

there are no jdm cars in gta online though

[knotty briar]

True

[knotty briar]

I don’t think it should have been an HSW car imo

[grim ferry]

It's mostly the drivers

[knotty briar]

Should have been added in Tuners instead of a brand new Porsche 911

[grim ferry]

Not counting us "Enthusiasts"

[grim ferry]

Or the Retro Comet

Just saying

[knotty briar]

Or the Sultan RS classic too

[grim ferry]

The reason why I said insecure is mainly because of the new players who can't handle fast cars

You have to remember the S95 is handed to players for free iirc?

Everytime I encountered an S95 player it's mostly just a dumb idiot who accelerates too fast or bumps against you because they're so bad at cornering

[knotty briar]

tbh the car just has shit handling too

[grim ferry]

Also true

This is why my daily driver is an Asteorope GZ

It's a clean realistic sedan that handles well and very cheap

[untold dock]

only 500k for a 20 year old economy car!

what a smoking deal

[golden sundial]

Bro drives a Camry

[grim ferry]

On Agency Missions

[viscid belfry]

MST

[grim ferry]

I switched to XS4 recently

[viscid belfry]

all of them

[untold dock]

ugh

[golden sundial]

I'll help you with it if you want

[craggy mica]

perfect 👌

[hollow owl]

We need a new emoji that won't accidentally put stuff like this in #starboard

1 of starboard

Bring back

[untold dock]

how can it be perfect if it was art with paige

6% wasted

[hollow owl]

Who uses paige on art (me for like 2 days when it was 2x but I got better)

[golden sundial]

Maybe his m8 was asleep in the vault

[golden sundial]

How long were you spending on doors?

[hollow owl]

I don't remember

Average of like 3 bugs every casino

Maybe il come back for it for fun but not yet, Numero Uno and Backseat Driver i want first

And the plat trophy

[pastel spire]

THEY HAVE A MATTE RED TIE AND IT'S ONLY HERE FOR CHRISTMAS?! Why can't Rockstar let us have anything

[sleek prism]

Lets see are my mc businesses full

[sleek prism]

wtf, why I cant see it

[pastel spire]

i have 85 ties and you have 66, strange.

[sleek prism]

found

[pastel spire]

Yippe

Bro is 47 now

[sleek prism]

Usually yeah :D

ehh.. what the hell

well, it looked same than normal red tie

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism helo miko

[sleek prism]

hello

[sturdy tapir]

Do you need help with anything since i join u

[daring bobcat]

I could also help you @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

hmm

just doing KnoWay

mc businesses werent full :/

[opal rock]

It does that to me everytime

Just smashing the glass in bros face

[daring bobcat]

you could help me with something.

if you wanna

[opal rock]

Rumi playing gta wow

You must be bored

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

So not even playing

[sturdy tapir]

Waiting for miko to finish mission

[sleek prism]

where you need help

@sturdy tapir joining to frends only

[daring bobcat]

only need 3 more missions for tier 4

[sleek prism]

you afk and we do the dirty job?

[fossil dagger]

Hello

y'all playing gta

[sleek prism]

ofc

[daring bobcat]

sure

[fossil dagger]

👍

[west stirrup]

Help me get casino and ULP

[sleek prism]

cant get casino, duggans doesnt sell it

[west stirrup]

[sleek prism]

bad beat etc?

[broken musk]

Last I checked they didn’t buy it legitimately either.. so let’s just take it from them

We shall push Thornton Duggan offa cliff, problem solved

Pushing someone offa cliff can solve any problem in this game

[west stirrup]

Yes.

Tried it earlier and felt like diving into my window

[untold dock]

bad beat under 50% damage not fun

[daring bobcat]

ffs, why did I try and help, dont think im getting accuracy

[sleek prism]

:D

damn

was the cleanup mission juggernauts in the silo

[daring bobcat]

yep...

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

fuck that, I tried so many times before completing it

[untold dock]

imo that was easier than operation paper trail

just minigun prefire

[sleek prism]

what car to use there

[daring bobcat]

for some reason it thinks I used a snack or armor

I did not

[sleek prism]

damn

[daring bobcat]

so only got the 50% damage

[sleek prism]

did you get all from asset seizure

[daring bobcat]

yep

wanna try cleanup?

[untold dock]

do you have operation paper trail

i guess it's easy with multiplayer cheese

[sleek prism]

sure

[daring bobcat]

only the 50% damage

still need snacks and acuracy

[daring bobcat]

wanna join us with cleanup?

[untold dock]

i'm casino heisting

[daring bobcat]

cool

[untold dock]

i can after this

actually fuck it

i'll casino heist tomorrow

game is trolling or i'm blind

[west stirrup]

I be getting on too

[daring bobcat]

we will start again

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

damn, I was just trying to see if Vigilante stays there after we come out from silo

[untold dock]

where

[sturdy tapir]

bro ts cookd

i was in heli and then baz leaves

[sleek prism]

next to spot where you land heli

[sturdy tapir]

And heli explodes on 2 civilian cars

[sleek prism]

or enter to silo

[untold dock]

i don't think it does

[sleek prism]

we can try?

makes escape easy

[daring bobcat]

well the heli despawns

[untold dock]

if i had a good route up the mountain and tryharded this i think vigi would be faster than heli

oh and baz can just stay on the mountain and i can come back up for a pickup

[daring bobcat]

I dont even need to go in?

[untold dock]

i mean after coming out

[daring bobcat]

lol ok

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Gn chat

🫡

[daring bobcat]

night friend

[untold dock]

wtf was that annihilator stealth made of

emptied like all of my railgun ammo

[daring bobcat]

ikr

[sleek prism]

did you get all 3? :D

[daring bobcat]

wtf, I never touched my snacks

[sleek prism]

damn

[untold dock]

i bought armor at the start out of force of habit

[daring bobcat]

I got the other 2

[untold dock]

let's do operation paper trail

[daring bobcat]

its just paper trail for accuracy and paper trail and clean up for snacks

[untold dock]

this is easily cheesable

just gotta pray for no rapid fire

[daring bobcat]

did the other 2 go off, cant see them

[untold dock]

yea

why did it not start the cutscene

???

[broken musk]

Did you smoke a cigarette

I failed that challenge bc I smoked a cigarette ffs didn’t think it counted as a snack

[untold dock]

don't go to the roof

go to the second highest level

[daring bobcat]

copy that

[zenith jackal]

Uhm anyone tips how to get good rp?

[sleek prism]

#1344919160248864820 message

[zenith jackal]

Woow thanks bro appreciate it 🫡🫡

[daring bobcat]

got it

so just cleanup without snacks

wanna try it now?

[untold dock]

i sleeo

cleanup is boring

[daring bobcat]

ok another time

[untold dock]

vibranium helicopter

[spiral lichen]

hii

anyone playing this game rn

idk if i should hop on

[untold dock]

no

[livid agate]

No

[spiral lichen]

okay

thx

[sleek prism]

I sleep

iSleep

[daring bobcat]

yes, but also no

[sleek prism]

no, but also yes

[real peak]

No

Its monday and I goijg to work

[lost lily]

i'm high af

[zenith jackal]

In real life too or?

[lost lily]

these fkn bots and their deathmatch invites

[daring bobcat]

I cant find the last fuse in cleanup!

looked everywhere

I gave up

[pastel spire]

based

[real peak]

Public lobby

[viscid belfry]

so would anyone be interested in doing Doomsday CMM?

[daring bobcat]

hell no

[viscid belfry]

understandable

[woeful needle]

I usually keep YouTube handy for weird missions like those

[daring bobcat]

its frustrating because its the last mission I need for tier 4

[woeful needle]

Which tier 4?

[daring bobcat]

ULP

[woeful needle]

That explains it

[real peak]

O/

Me me meeeee

I need DCMM 4

[viscid belfry]

how long have you been playing the game?

oof

[real peak]

W3lll

Frommm

Whennnn

The first heist released

The pacifist standard one

=w= it was fun that timr

[grim ferry]

LOVELY

[viscid belfry]

what is your KD?

[lost lily]

KD = Katnip Dorito?

[viscid belfry]

[grim ferry]

This new walking animation tuff

[scenic jolt]

miles morales ahh walk

[nocturne fossil]

Why you Jay walking

there was a nice reddit thread which mentioned why this happens

i forgot why it happens xd

[alpine basin]

"WHY are we here" (for the 100020th cannodical time)

[covert atlas]

Poor guy has been interrogating thousands of mute psychopaths for the past 2 weeks. I don’t blame him for losing his mind

[alpine basin]

This guys probably wondering where all of these guys come in and then run off to

He walks away for like 5 seconds and we are just gone

[covert atlas]

A few hours later he gets a call that he needs to interrogate another one

[autumn epoch]

sorry but who is this guy?

[alpine basin]

the guy in the Avi mission series, where you get busted by the Feds because avi ratted on you

He has some really solid first impressions, loveable cutscene character

[autumn epoch]

oh alr

[real peak]

@grim ferry thats top tier walking animation

[real peak]

And still ask why we dont talk

[alpine basin]

He doesn't know

[real peak]

I remember I wear Yeti outfit

[grim ferry]

I think that's the first time we get canonically fired

[real peak]

He still ask me why

XD

The fun fact is

When he ask why you dont talk

Our charactet just look straight at us

Like: O_O huh...I wonder why

[grim ferry]

Canonically

We're all sons of Claude

[grim ferry]

This guy's drip is so cool but I still don't know where to get it

[autumn epoch]

mmm, oatmilk instead of milk in my coffee

now i just have to find some time to hop online

[grim ferry]

my favourite is 2% milk

Whole Milk if I'm thirsty

[autumn epoch]

i normally drink light milk (dont know the percentage)

any good sales this week?

[grim ferry]

I'm more of a play for fun person

[autumn epoch]

yea thats fair

i only play during crew sessions or when there is a good sale nowadays

other games have taken onlines spot, arc raiders is super fun

[grim ferry]

I tried so ahrd to have the same drip as Franklin

[still bobcat]

h ho ho merry gtaomas

[real peak]

@still bobcat santa!
Can I have present??!!!

[still bobcat]

yes

one hour of d-day

[storm nimbus]

At 5x if your good
Normal rewards if bad

[fierce mason]

I wonder if there snow in the game

[still bobcat]

no

[grim ferry]

griefers

I hate these people

[radiant loom]

so apparently its possible to drive the Mansion AI Limo

[sturdy tapir]

[real peak]

Hmmm?

AI Limo??

[radiant loom]

if you own a mansion you will have your AI as a contact in ur phone

and then you can equest a driverless limo

[real peak]

I did...and I must try

:3

[alpine basin]

"Ai limo" > Invis AI that drives it

[real peak]

I feel like Im being wat h by those taxi driverless

Where I go, it spawn there

[alpine basin]

You are

[real peak]

I want to leave a message to Faber: "Look up"

[alpine basin]

Just wait for mansion DLC part 2

[real peak]

I wan go homeeee

[alpine basin]

whats funny is we know what the missions are going to include and they aren't out yet

[real peak]

Faber gave me the hint that he is the one created driverless

Plus
Michael told me to beware that guy

[alpine basin]

they left some stuff they shouldn't have in the files

[real peak]

I want to wear a wizard outfit, stand in front of his house

[alpine basin]

I wanna fist fight mr faber with a tank

[real peak]

I cast: BY GOD, I'LL SMITE YOUUUU!!!

[real peak]

The agent 14 years old went to plane that day, giving me what is he gonna do

Sooooo

Need to perish that man

[alpine basin]

theres another mansion raid thats going to happen called "Bomb squad"

[real peak]

I swear to god if that happen

I perish him by myself...except his shoes, I take it

=3=

[alpine basin]

Theres another mission called "Knockdown", "Alpha Mail", "Forklift operator", "Meteoric, Hot Off The Press", "LS Fire department", "Paper route" Being the final one, in that order

[real peak]

Oh I watch the leak, I wanna pick up a cat but in my mansion

=3=

Plz let that happen

I wanna pick up the cat

[hollow owl]

Plat+ Wall

[spice inlet]

What?

When and how?

[alpine basin]

[spice inlet]

You're talking about drip feed I assume

[alpine basin]

Maybn't

[spice inlet]

Okn't

[alpine basin]

you really shouldn't've'n'ted added such a modification to your word

[spice inlet]

Acknowledgedn't

[alpine basin]

anyhow I gotta go to bed as I have to be up in like 3 hours :(

[spice inlet]

Good luck bro and thanks

[primal sluice]

The stupid thing about this limo is that an another player cannot enter it with you

[real peak]

Cuz they too broke to get in the Limo

Me: if I cant get in the limo
noone can

[primal sluice]

Me who owns a mansion and can't enter the limo:

[hollow owl]

We have a limo?

[west stirrup]

Well it’s a sedan lol

[wintry ermine]

The only people that ride in limos/taxis nowadays are afk people or somehow extremely bored people

[nocturne fossil]

or ones like me who wanna goto the city while afk maybe to cook or to take a leak

and then when i come back i just job warp anyway

[sturdy tapir]

yo

[nocturne fossil]

task failed successfully...

[real peak]

I steal ur puppy

[sturdy tapir]

i have 20 Fort zancudo tanks blowing up your katnip

[nocturne fossil]

whats katnip

[rancid parcel]

Cayo Gold

In his language

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[real peak]

I have pine apple pizza to feed ur puppy

[rancid parcel]

No idea why or how I even know it

[nocturne fossil]

very concerning but u provided me with some wisdom

[nocturne fossil]

avengers level threat

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1051489792300429332.webp?size=64&animated=true

[lost lily]

never let athena use stickers

[rancid parcel]

Never let Potato advertise LSIA Hangars

[lost lily]

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

dont let him mention about ur mk2s

[hollow owl]

[real peak]

Im homeeee

[primal sluice]

[real peak]

I wonder if I can use VPN to spin the wheel then turn it off later

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

yea

[real peak]

Any recommend VPN?

[lost lily]

i used to use proton

[real peak]

I'm trying now

[fossil dagger]

Freedome VPN

6€ a month

[real peak]

@lost lily

Sooo

Do I have to log out R* first to active VPN

Or just active normally

[flint flower]

Wat

[rancid parcel]

Not you shoo

[flint flower]

Wow rude

[real peak]

Marto can't fly

=w=

[sleek prism]

Good one

[lost lily]

just have vpn connected before launching the game

[real peak]

I got 25 chips and 20k dollars

Sadge

I just bought 2 months get 1 month free gta+ lol

This...

Don't tell me this is Bently

[hollow owl]

Just so I dont fuck it up, what is the challenges for Brute Force File

[west stirrup]

Is

[real peak]

Shit...

[west stirrup]

Don’t get detected, Go to zancudo in less than 5min, Destroy 5 vehicles with the scarab

[hollow owl]

Not detected is gonna be hard i guess

[west stirrup]

Eh

Beware of the patrolling guard at the end of the tunnel

[hollow owl]

How do u even kill him without getting caught

[west stirrup]

Theres a second guard

Next to the patrolling one

[real peak]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @real peak

[forest jackal]

omg the mansion has Christmas light

[celest wyvern]

Is the snow there?

[hollow owl]

Tomorrow

[forest jackal]

tomorrow

[celest wyvern]

What the hell was the wait for

Lol

RDO been getting pummeled with snow

Annoyingly so actually. It's so heavy rn

[hollow owl]

This sucks

I hit dudes neck

Detected

[sleek prism]

Its Enus? = Bentley

[sleek prism]

And christmas tree inside every building you own?

[forest jackal]

idk about every

but the mansion does have a Christmas tree too

[sleek prism]

I dont have time to check

[hollow owl]

I hate this stupid file

[sleek prism]

What file

[hollow owl]

BRO

Brute force

How tf do u get past the last 4 guards at the end

[sleek prism]

Trying to do challenges?

[hollow owl]

Without being spotted

Yesh

[sleek prism]

Iirc when you enter to last section alarm goes on anyway

[storm nimbus]

The guards at the very end with the jug are where the alarm will go off regardless

[hollow owl]

The dude moved his head as i shot

Ffs

[tame holly]

I ll be honest the elite for brute force felt very rng based somehow

Mainly the stealth part

[untold dock]

both the brute force and fine art stealth challenges are dumb

on the fine art you lose the "undetected" challenge if you miss a single shot, even if nobody was actually alerted

[tame holly]

Well tbf that one u can easily do it by taking time for art file

Brute force feels way more rng bc of the first guard in the room where u get automatically detected

[hollow owl]

There is no way....

I got the the tunnel guard, my bullet hit his phone

[tame holly]

iFruit stock going up rn

[cunning python]

is there an alternatgive to the phantom wedge that still counts as a PV

it appears not

[woeful needle]

W

[cunning python]

are there other places where you can change your weapon loadout other than the office

[lost lily]

A lot

[sleek prism]

In a property where you have bought a gun locker. Usually I custom my loadout in Agency

[cunning python]

hmmsicles

okay bought one for clubhouse

[lost lily]

Just have in every property

[sleek prism]

[lost lily]

Most convenient is in avenger

[cunning python]

eh its my 2nd char

im trying to spend alittle as possible

[lost lily]

I've maxed out both my char

[cunning python]

okay idek where it places this gun locker

[lost lily]

Depends what clubhouse u have

[cunning python]

yya

[golden sundial]

Speaking of which, for the weed farm, how do I know which side to block to spawn the pounder for a sell?

[untold dock]

blocking spawns

very funny

[lost lily]

Doesn't work

[cunning python]

you can guarantee its always the pounder?

oh

[lost lily]

No

[untold dock]

no you cannot

i put down so many limos at the plane spawn, it would take almost a minute to start a sale if it was planes

[cunning python]

lmao

[untold dock]

but the planes still spawned

[golden sundial]

Really? I had a dude get a pounder everytime he sold weed, I thought there was a trick to it

[cunning python]

yea called a mod menu innit

[lost lily]

Fake youtuber clickbait

[golden sundial]

It was a friend

[cunning python]

why dont you sak him

[lost lily]

There's no way u can force pounder. There's so many possible sell vehicles

Like boats have so many spawn points

[golden sundial]

Welp, guess it was sheer luck

[lost lily]

Couldn't possibly block them

[cunning python]

trying to set it up seems like it would take more time

than just doing it

[broken musk]

Yes I rejoin the lobby when I don’t get what I want

[golden sundial]

[broken musk]

Except last time that didn’t work in my favour

[cunning python]

EVEN BEtter

dont do mc sales

[golden sundial]

Weed is 2x

[cunning python]

weed is trash anyway

[lost lily]

Just 1 reset to get this #gta-online-mk2 message

[cunning python]

even with the carwash bonus i imagine its not great

[broken musk]

I will do mc businesses if it’s a bonus

[cunning python]

idk tho maybe ill buy weed supplies

[broken musk]

Sell weed for more money than coke? Hell yeah true Canada economy rn

[lost lily]

It's best passive business rn

[cunning python]

i just dont like sales where i need 2 extra ppl

rn my bunker is full and i got nobody on

just annoying

[broken musk]

Rejoin the lobby until you get the good sales

I’ve never done a sale with others

[cunning python]

keep losing suplies that way

[lost lily]

Dune fav and merrywhether bad. Rest is good

[broken musk]

So what? I’d rather loose a couple thousand in supplies than loose my sanity doing a 45 min sale mission

[golden sundial]

That's a duration of a heist with setups kek

[cunning python]

yea

id wait for atleast 1 person toh elp me

[broken musk]

That’s how long it would probably take me do do the 15 delivery sale missions

I’d probably run out of time tbh

[lost lily]

I'd rather have 1 vehicle with 10 drops than 2 with 5 each

[broken musk]

I’d rather have 2 vehicles with 2 drops or 3 vehicles with 3 drops

[lost lily]

Cuz fk that back and forth

1 vehicle always

[broken musk]

Bunker don’t do a single vehicle

[golden sundial]

The point isn't to go back and forth anyway

It's to get a fourth

[lost lily]

1 dodo with 10 drops would be nice

[golden sundial]

Nc sell vehicle is technically a personal vehicle right?

[lost lily]

Yea

[broken musk]

The CEO cargo sale with the titan and attack helicopters? 🥀 unplayable

[golden sundial]

So you can job warp with it on a sell?

[lost lily]

I never got npcs in that prolly cuz i sold in public always

[cunning python]

doesnt function as a pv during a sale

[golden sundial]

Frick

[cunning python]

only thing i can think of is sourcing hangar cargo with your phantom wedge that works well

[broken musk]

I should do that then, I’d rather sell in public than deal with attack helicopters that’s miniguns can hit the back of my plane despite them being a 5000 ft difference in altitude

[cunning python]

`when its the trailer source

[golden sundial]

Yeah imagine if the tow truck was useable

[broken musk]

[lost lily]

You can job tp in hangar sell with phantom wegde

[broken musk]

You can just blow up the trailer for cargo sources and fly the item back

[lost lily]

And insurgent with AA trailer in bunker

[lost lily]

I mean sell

[cunning python]

yeah but job tping the whole trailer is quicker

[broken musk]

Ah

Yea maybe don’t blow it up then

[cunning python]

i havnet tried making a job right outside my hangar

idk if it would spawn the phantom wedge there

[lost lily]

At Lsia it'll

[cunning python]

not zancudo?

[lost lily]

No idea

[broken musk]

You can spawn the phantom wedge directly outside your hangar in a specific zancudo hangar

[cunning python]

btw is there a way to convert your enhanced jobs you made to legacy

im kinda too lazy to remake them

[lost lily]

There's jobs inside zancudo u can use for tp

[opal rock]

850k

Paired with the mansion boost it’s not bad

[cunning python]

oh thats not bad

[real peak]

Totally take a while to do setup diamond..

[opal rock]

1.3mil in full public not to be sniffed at every 1h40 or whatever it is

Winds me up when new people moan about not having money or how to make money, it’s so easy to make money now lol. I used to get excited about winning races for 30-40k

[real peak]

Ducky

I got 500k from bodyguard =w=

[hollow owl]

Just realised I need to eat plants for trophy for director mode

[west stirrup]

I thought they would not count?

[blissful urchin]

i completely forgot what server I was in for a second

[rancid parcel]

You're in a zoo and the entry gates are locked

[hollow owl]

Time for rockstar editor stuff

Nvm I can just enter director mode 5-10 times

Pog

Marnie wont stop texting me

Go away

[fossil dagger]

HOLY a red festive tree hat what a deal!!! Y'all better subscribe to that shit rn!!!!

[hollow owl]

Now I need to find all special characters

[daring bobcat]

already am

[sleek prism]

Still August smh

[fierce mason]

AAH
CLOTHES

Where my suit!

[wintry ermine]

Your super suit?

[fierce mason]

No
My suit

[daring bobcat]

honey, where is my SUPER SUIT!

[sleek prism]

🍯

[fierce mason]

MY SUIT

Every single clothing sucks in this game
Only the suit works for my male character

The female character outfit is just pain

To be fair
It doesnt help that i am shit at character customazation

[daring bobcat]

maybe have a look at r/GTAoutfits for inspiration

[pastel spire]

why the ugly tie🥲

[fierce mason]

So try hard?

Actually i may go with one of these outfit XD @daring bobcat

Eh martol is no longer retires
Ill go and install the game

That being said
THE MALE WILL HAVE THE SUIT STILL

[real peak]

Holee sheet

[fierce mason]

Now
Personally
I wouldnt mind wearing one of these if everyone is doing it XD

The idea that half wearing people are robbing the casino is... too funny to ignore XD

[still bobcat]

One of my VI bucketlist things that is low down the list is a “Clothing rating” scale, so if ur wearing weird shit the cutscene has different dialogue

[fierce mason]

Oh they are certainly gonna do it

I mean
Lets be honest
There are gonna be people playing that game who is gonna make lucia wear the bare minimum

There will be people who will do it
Rockstar is 100% certain that will happen
So, i better hope they add dialouge option where that happens

I make it sound like i am about to do it
I will not

Not in my first playthrough anyways

[sleek prism]

If there is an option to play with Jason only, I would do it. Unless playing with Lucia is needed to get 100% or some shi

[pastel spire]

i feel targeted

[fierce mason]

Hey i dont care what you do
We all do our weird shit

[pastel spire]

[broken musk]

How to steal Xmas;

[real peak]

Holy hell

Totally of "Hohoho Merry christmas motherf-cker!!"

[opal rock]

They don’t even remove you from the mailing lists the bastards

[broken musk]

Hell yeah

[opal rock]

At the start I’m thinking why is this guy swerving out the way in the phantom wedge

[broken musk]

I don’t even look at my mail

No clue I found the clip on Reddit

[celest wyvern]

This.. is our crew.

This is who you want for a heist that can go horrible wrong with one wrong decision lmao

What a line up

[gritty ibex]

for my friend some tattoos are free and some are cheap (100$) but for me theres no free and they are thousands

why

[real peak]

If u use tattoes 1 and you use tattoes 2, the 1 will be 100, you don't have to pay full price

[gritty ibex]

huh

[real peak]

Sorry, I mean; you pay full price for the new tattoes, if you want to paint again, you just have to pay 100 for the old one

[gritty ibex]

then why does he have some free

[daring bobcat]

some are just free

[gritty ibex]

theyre not for me

and also he hasn bought any before

[daring bobcat]

well I dont know

[fierce mason]

Eh i may go actually go and wear one of those outfits for my female character

I literally am struggling with building outfits until baz told me check gtaoutfit reddit and that literally was the 2nd thing i saw

[fierce mason]

The first is this

so i decided on my female
If my male is the full suit and proffesinal guy
Then the female will be the reckless one

[fossil dagger]

New picture of Sam Houser 👀

[daring bobcat]

snow starts tomorrow

[real peak]

Female have tons of combo to mix

[fierce mason]

Yes but
One a preoffesinal
The other not so much

[daring bobcat]

got it @untold dock

[untold dock]

nice

[daring bobcat]

thanks for the help

[untold dock]

fucking cheater juggernaut lit me up even though i was shooting him

the podium vehicle has escaped

[candid veldt]

I just noticed there is 500k on doing clukin
twice!

[daring bobcat]

500k as leader and 500k as associate

[turbid spire]

+300k for weekly challenge soon

[gray parcel]

it's a nice hoodie

[daring bobcat]

going for Last PLay now

[candid veldt]

remind me... do I have to go to the V each time physiucallyu?

[west stirrup]

Ues

[daring bobcat]

WORK IN PROGRESS

sorry caps

[west stirrup]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @west stirrup

[untold dock]

last play is one of the easiest t4s

[still bobcat]

i saw earlier someone with the happy holidays trailelr with the phantom wedge, is that actually possible?

tried like 15 times and it respawned too quickly

[daring bobcat]

its from reddit

[still bobcat]

oh

im getting they just spawned in the trailer then

[west stirrup]

eh?

Merrysweater heist

[opal rock]

Karate chop them

[pastel spire]

Merrysweater

[untold dock]

scam heist

[pastel spire]

-1% is wild😭

[blissful urchin]

at the end you get arrested and thats your bail

[golden sundial]

You pay to do the heist

Huh

[opal rock]

P2L

[lost lily]

rag m00ding

[sleek prism]

Is that lvl 66 a random?

[untold dock]

no

[fossil dagger]

I just started installing gta 5 again and somehow I'm getting 600mbps??? How even?! Best I've ever had is 60mpbs 😭

[still bobcat]

hacker just crashed my game in an invite only lobby

thanks rockstar

has anybody ever gotten their RSID changed to get their names off those malicious troll lists or am i asking for too much

[golden sundial]

Yeah that's a thing now

Seems to happen in non freemode missions though

[livid agate]

rockstar doubled it and gave it to next person

[fossil dagger]

Real 😃

[livid agate]

u know its bad when upload is higher

[fossil dagger]

Lmao

[lost lily]

these fkn bots man

[viscid belfry]

biggest oof

[untold dock]

snow heists are gonna be so fun

[daring bobcat]

dont like snow?

[viscid belfry]

visually it's cool, but trying to drive on it, absolutely fucking not, and it gets your car all full of snow too

[zenith jackal]

True

[viscid belfry]

Wish it was likr irl, where the roads don;t ahve snow

[broken musk]

Aight, Angel has GOT to go.

[zenith jackal]

Not the worst she said😭

[broken musk]

Comes close

What’s the worst she has said

“Faster daddy”

[zenith jackal]

When you do yoga she wants to record it to study it😭😭

[broken musk]

Lmfaoo that’s amazing

[zenith jackal]

It isss

[broken musk]

Not really

[zenith jackal]

Kinda

It makes gta gta tbh

[broken musk]

GoonerGPT

[forest jackal]

she says spread it too

[broken musk]

Invest more money into it

[zenith jackal]

I never heard that💀

[forest jackal]

this too

[zenith jackal]

That’s crazy hahah

[broken musk]

Made me laugh so hard

Classic rockstar

[zenith jackal]

Who is the voice actor?

I couldn’t find anything online

[forest jackal]

she didn't say anything when this happened

[zenith jackal]

Just curious trust me

[broken musk]

There is no confirmed source

[zenith jackal]

Damn

[zenith jackal]

Wait you can die doing that?

[broken musk]

Some speculate the voice actor who played Imani but she denies it on insta

But… NDAs

[forest jackal]

ye

[still bobcat]

did they nerf nightclub goods?

this should be like $1,080,000

ive never seen less than a million with 2 bars full

[zenith jackal]

You got all upgrades?

[still bobcat]

yes of course

[zenith jackal]

In the businesses it self as well I think that counts too?

[still bobcat]

yes

[zenith jackal]

Hmm weird

[lost lily]

your coke is not maxed out

[still bobcat]

^

[zenith jackal]

Coke is the most worth so maybe it’s that

A list of all businesses

[lost lily]

weed is 2x rn so assign tech to that instead of bunker

[still bobcat]

actually it could be im remembering the numbers from when meth was 2x since i have pharma

[real peak]

Morning =w=

Gunna neeed people help me sell stuff for tunight

I need muney and I cant delivery alone =3=

Everything all max except nightclub

[viscid belfry]

time to uninstall gta for 6 days till the snow is gone

[forest jackal]

come on snow is fun

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat waiting to see a specialist rn

It spurted at work

8:30am or so

And I coughed up blood all over my hands

it’s horrible but I’ll dm you later

[forest jackal]

I think you need to go to the hospital

gonna turn into Arthur

[neon acorn]

I’m seeing a specialist

[neon acorn]

Literally

I thought I was gonna die at work

I was shaking uncontrollably

Panic attack and blood all over

This was my 8th nosebleed or so

And I even had pills and antibiotics in the morning before work

[forest jackal]

#community

[viscid belfry]

mmmmmmmmm idk about that

[neon acorn]

bug off respectfully

I’m not gonna talk here anymore

[forest jackal]

[neon acorn]

[forest jackal]

you gonna get the bad ending

[still bobcat]

Get well soon

[neon acorn]

ok

[neon acorn]

ty

[still bobcat]

DCMM will wait

[neon acorn]

I think I’ll be good when I’m home though

[viscid belfry]

you tryin to do that?

[forest jackal]

sounds like a emergency room visit

[neon acorn]

Me and him are about 60% done or so

[still bobcat]

yea transient and I are 13 away

16/29 i think

[forest jackal]

you don't even want to see the mansion

snowed

[neon acorn]

Bro the snow is gonna be so annoying for this

[forest jackal]

angel gonna have sum to say

[neon acorn]

thank god it’s only for a week

[still bobcat]

rescue agent 14 and act iii is the challenge, the rest will be done

why cant i swap outfits after i bought the onesie

[forest jackal]

imagine there's no snow at the mansion

[viscid belfry]

daum nice

[viscid belfry]

y'all know of anyone who needs to do it still? I am looking for some people to do it with

[broken musk]

My pool gonna be frozen

[forest jackal]

CHRISTMAS

[still bobcat]

i mean im still looking for DCMM3

after DCMM2 ofc

[forest jackal]

it's heated

[viscid belfry]

I need to do al of them lol

[broken musk]

In my weather that doesn’t matter

[forest jackal]

start boiling it

[still bobcat]

well my friend suggested we do DCMM4 but... considering it took us like 20 attempts to do Silent & Sneaky I think that's a pipedream too far

[spiral lichen]

there’s no snow in my game

[forest jackal]

later

[viscid belfry]

fr

[still bobcat]

snow in 8 hours

[spiral lichen]

ugh

[viscid belfry]

plz no

@still bobcat lmk, I have at least one other person that could join us in DCMM

[forest jackal]

they say alcohol has lower freezing temperature

Just take my vodka

[viscid belfry]

but you have to do all of them with the same people right?

[forest jackal]

pour it in the pool

[broken musk]

[viscid belfry]

except for the first part with just the two people

[still bobcat]

does snow appear in doomsday setups and finales?

[dense cliff]

[forest jackal]

-17f is it's freezing point

[broken musk]

you will be fine until Sunday but then the temp drops below that

[golden ravine]

@forest jackal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

Huh?

[forest jackal]

what

[rancid parcel]

What just happened?

[broken musk]

U clicked LFG

[forest jackal]

you lfged me

[rancid parcel]

????

[forest jackal]

take it back

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

What the-

[forest jackal]

double tap my msg rn

[rancid parcel]

No idea what happened but I do apologize lol

[broken musk]

I get a thumbs up lol

[forest jackal]

you can change it

[broken musk]

How

[viscid belfry]

I think it's in every mission and race

[broken musk]

Perfect

[forest jackal]

yw

[broken musk]

Thanks lmao I love it

what am I going to drive around in once the snow comes

I have too many cars to choose from atp

[forest jackal]

Def not the banshee

gn

vodka is gone

I'm gone

[broken musk]

You in America or no?

[forest jackal]

no

[broken musk]

Ah I was going to say you can just to the gas station and get some more vodka

[forest jackal]

I can

[viscid belfry]

is it too early to start drinking whiskey?

[forest jackal]

also if i was in the us

[broken musk]

It’s 8pm for me

[forest jackal]

I wouldn't be able to buy any

[broken musk]

Same

Next year

[forest jackal]

I'm 21 in 114 days

math

[broken musk]

My mom will just buy me stuff if we in the US, she cool like that

But I ain’t going there for awhile

[forest jackal]

05 gang

[neon acorn]

It’s later today I think

[forest jackal]

ye in 8h

I think the alcohol is prohibiting my sleeping

[broken musk]

Hmmm.. I’ll try this for winter driving

[forest jackal]

f1 wheels

[viscid belfry]

why is that?

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1448627823748059279/image.png?ex=694b1c8b&is=6949cb0b&hm=c096833e498655cb072ffda42ce27ffef4cebf2f2bd418f24e2aeb10780dd624&
Try this its way better

[forest jackal]

no

keep it in its cage

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

Unleash the beast

[broken musk]

I prefer this

I wonder how F1 patriot stretch looks in it

[forest jackal]

f1 wheels

[forest jackal]

[broken musk]

I got one yesterday, let’s see

[rancid parcel]

Im not even gonna ask how.

[broken musk]

Same way they getting the knoway car

Aww they fixed the glitch

[forest jackal]

did they fix the godmode helis

[broken musk]

Yes

[forest jackal]

yay

[broken musk]

Thankfully that was done quickly

I might miss this though

Was too much fun

[nova comet]

Im gonna do cluckin bell farm raid but agressive

[fossil dagger]

Will they ever learn?

[neon acorn]

We need more people like you

[nova comet]

I can heard Sound effect "William Knifeman" throw that

[forest jackal]

lol

it's always satisfying to see that

[pastel spire]

[still bobcat]

nothing special but i did the thing

[pastel spire]

What thing

[still bobcat]

recreating devin's cars?

[pastel spire]

Devin has that piece of shit?😭

[still bobcat]

considering this is what happened to it i think its in good condition

[pastel spire]

You are funny

[sturdy tapir]

Now this is our operation, we should get rid of mr Faber this way too then we can celebrate with champagne

[still bobcat]

with some sinsimito tequila, hopefully

[sturdy tapir]

And Yusuf amir singing arab money

[still bobcat]

having it at this point on the map would be cool though

[sturdy tapir]

W

[still bobcat]

@neon acorn Bad news for the DCMM, 2nd time I've been targeted by modders, and they can join invite only missions

[radiant loom]

Hai chat

[still bobcat]

hola

[radiant loom]

What's good No Way Yout

[still bobcat]

do the knoway cars have some sort of minor resistance?

[radiant loom]

Wdym

[still bobcat]

traffic cars explode after 1 explosive shotty shell

but this knoway car drove past and i shot it a few times with it and it didnt explode

[radiant loom]

I blew it up with 1 c4 wym

[still bobcat]

yea a c4 does more damage than a explosive shotgun

[radiant loom]

They are nothing but cheap government AI slop

[radiant loom]

I think it's prolly slightly tankier than normal cars

[still bobcat]

i think so based off that, but ill try again when i see another