gta-online-mk2

[still bobcat]

fair

[neon acorn]

Tuna is perfect enough

Japan doesn’t have much latency

[still bobcat]

yea 90 latency doesnt break elite

[neon acorn]

So then 1 more person

[opal rock]

Pay for me to live in Australia and I’ll join group

[neon acorn]

no

the houses are fucking expensive here

[opal rock]

New Zealand?

[neon acorn]

I’ll send you to the outback

[still bobcat]

alright i have to clean my desk before attempting these setups

[neon acorn]

Even worse

[storm nimbus]

Am aussie yus

[neon acorn]

Ok

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

alr cleaned

i aint failing dcmm to a bunch of empty sunkist cans

[neon acorn]

rofl

Drink water

[neon acorn]

Invite me to the mission

[still bobcat]

blame r*

[sleek prism]

@still bobcat Yeah cmm bonus doesnt count at all, #gta-online-mk2 message I got 13M and I have done 21 heist finales.. and only 13/50M

[neon acorn]

For their stingy idea

[still bobcat]

At least im not short changed 10mil coz i did cmm before careers

[neon acorn]

I’ve done 23 heist finales as leader

Gotta do 2 more

[sleek prism]

10 here

[sleek prism]

Rent a room for him, win win

[still bobcat]

FUCK

imma get blasted

[neon acorn]

even worse

[neon acorn]

Snacks, dummy

[still bobcat]

nah u know the laptop

[neon acorn]

please don’t die again man

I don’t want you to keep running into bullets 😭

[still bobcat]

just win

[neon acorn]

Just be the turtle

[hollow owl]

The game doesn't want me to get Numero Uno

[neon acorn]

Good

[hollow owl]

Twice today I've had 2 low levels join my 1v1 Deathmatch and both times, the game has kicked me due to "not enough players"

[neon acorn]

You’re numero doodoo

[still bobcat]

[hollow owl]

I hope you get the worst primaries and secondaries

[neon acorn]

It’s a buggy achievement btw

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik but so far its been fine

[still bobcat]

i get those regardless

[neon acorn]

Because you’re goated

[still bobcat]

i will get sinsimito tequila and 3 cash

[hollow owl]

5 more

Would've been 4 if I looked up earlier and saw a random chilling and then left

Idk what one is worse, getting 0 players in a 1v1 deathmatch or needing 3 other players to do Rally mode where I have to win the race

[neon acorn]

I’m here

And nwy

[still bobcat]

ya

[neon acorn]

You just need one other

[hollow owl]

....

I'm

Ps5

[neon acorn]

You loser

[still bobcat]

buy me ps5

[neon acorn]

True

[hollow owl]

I have £10

And im not doing that for a trophy

[neon acorn]

Buy me a spud

[hollow owl]

Il take my chances with a random and the game

[neon acorn]

Just use lfg

[hollow owl]

Looked in there and you should know, most in there want a cayo or smth as a reward

[neon acorn]

then give it 😭

[still bobcat]

pls gib me bogan

[neon acorn]

Not everyone wants to waste their time, no offence

[neon acorn]

average dm trace gets

[hollow owl]

OH FFS

[still bobcat]

thats my dm too

[hollow owl]

Just had a random

And he left

The second I pressed start

2 JOINED???

Holdup

[still bobcat]

please help me sell my hanger ps4

[neon acorn]

You forgot the bad grammar

[hollow owl]

She did

"Hanger"

[neon acorn]

True

@still bobcat don’t take long to reach the elevator pls

Because last time you took a while

for some reason

[still bobcat]

i had no armour

[hollow owl]

YESS

FINALLY

[neon acorn]

Snacks

[still bobcat]

[neon acorn]

I’m gonna pump you

[hollow owl]

5-4 nearly tossed agaisnt a lvl 45

Bro actually started trying when I messaged him "ty, needing this trophy goat"

[neon acorn]

My character got scared by a ghost lmao

[hollow owl]

FFS

BROOOOOO

I hate parachuting

Ha

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

Dumb Skynet

[hollow owl]

I still dk what this skynet thing is

U probs told me

And i forgot

The one low level I got was actually good at parachuting

More annoying I need highest points and Land first

[neon acorn]

It’s literally the best

[hollow owl]

You have probably done it once

[neon acorn]

I’ve done it over 50 times

And more soon

It was double or triple money one time

[still bobcat]

I've parachuted 1000 times

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat let me lead

[still bobcat]

I just, never pulled the parachute

[neon acorn]

If I see you run ahead of me where there are many enemies, I’m leaving to prevent a potential fail

no offence

She made toothpicks out the timber of my heart 🗣️ 🗣️

[neon acorn]

I love rebel radio

Let me lead @still bobcat

nice

we got past the first act…

[still bobcat]

[neon acorn]

no. There is no potluck.

@still bobcat this update was ahead of its time

Should’ve been the final update

Although I’m sure the actual final update will be amazing

oh, we got elite by accident 🔥

[still bobcat]

it was on purpose B)

[neon acorn]

One sec

@still bobcat my cat is somehow in my room

[still bobcat]

soz didnt see

[neon acorn]

Got her out

[neon acorn]

I heard her licking herself

And then I called her name out and she ran out from under my bed

@sleek prism is tuna still in the server?

[real peak]

How many term?

[real peak]

Tuna gone again

[hollow owl]

Tuna is alive

He did say he will be leaving here again for a while for work

[neon acorn]

Oh ok

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[still bobcat]

3 acts

[real peak]

I mean how many attemps to success act 1

[still bobcat]

This is attempt 2

[real peak]

Noicec

[still bobcat]

How attempt 1 ended, I didn't know what I was doing

This time sticking 2 metres behind transient I didn't even take damage

[pastel spire]

unironically harder than act 3

[hollow owl]

Average time I do ddcmm act 1

Act 1 is always the hardest for me idk why

2 and 3 are a breeze

[pastel spire]

real

2 especially

[real peak]

Rapid fire

[pastel spire]

very easy

[hollow owl]

Maybe one day we will do ddcmm2

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat dude the train hit me and I fell on top of it

And X won’t work

Go

[still bobcat]

okie

[neon acorn]

[pastel spire]

skill issue

[neon acorn]

More of a lazy issue

[real peak]

If u pc, we can give a shot

[neon acorn]

I gotta change the keybind

I’ll do it now

[pastel spire]

an issue none the less

[real peak]

I still need dcmm4 to complete it

[neon acorn]

Issue yourself

console player

[pastel spire]

no

[neon acorn]

hawk tuah

[hollow owl]

Im ps5

And i meant Bego

[pastel spire]

huh?

[hollow owl]

The clueless cat

[real peak]

Rip

Bego with trace

[pastel spire]

Huh

[hollow owl]

.

[pastel spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1452087313369796789/trim.46145F2A-52DF-410D-A040-48EEA421C48E.gif

[neon acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1452087313369796789/trim.46145F2A-52DF-410D-A040-48EEA421C48E.gif

[hollow owl]

Yes

You get money

[neon acorn]

lies

fake money

[hollow owl]

Your fake

[pastel spire]

dead internet theory?

[neon acorn]

How many preps left

[still bobcat]

2?

we got the riot van and ulp's location

[neon acorn]

Which ones are left?

[neon acorn]

Sorry

[still bobcat]

all good

i checked the wiki but we're going back to the facility anyway

[neon acorn]

Are there any tricks like calling the ambulance?

Or no

Because I cannot remember any others

[still bobcat]

maybe you can use ur own RCV for this idk

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat wait

Are we allowed to buy preps?

[still bobcat]

dont think so

[neon acorn]

Hmm ok

[hollow owl]

For CMM no

U can skip trip though

[neon acorn]

Ok

I drowned the deer

[still bobcat]

[real peak]

Btw

@still bobcat You gonna need iron mule or cargo bob to lift

[still bobcat]

the wastelander stole my mk2 wtf

[lost lily]

Head bobbing

[still bobcat]

had to delete my profile again the other day thanks for pointing that out

[lost lily]

This head bobbing was so annoying in dying light where u can't disable
I stopped playing it until i got an UW monitor which made it bearable

[neon acorn]

W

[still bobcat]

for? i have a cargobob and custom cargobob

i can buy the iron mule if needed

[real peak]

You gonna lift 4 vehicles and bring it back to base for Act 2

[neon acorn]

I beat you @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

i wasnt getting in that frogger

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[still bobcat]

it had black smoke and fire on my screen

[neon acorn]

Lies

It beat your sparrow

[still bobcat]

non

[neon acorn]

There’s no visible smoke there

[real peak]

I forgot the name but ther car can hovering

[still bobcat]

okay imma change my loadout and look at a setup: avenger guide

[neon acorn]

The deluxo

It’s not worth it

[real peak]

Yep

In Act 2 for mission

=w=

[neon acorn]

Grr

[neon acorn]

You mean the stromberg??

[still bobcat]

my sniper is setup wrong for this

[neon acorn]

it doesn’t even hover

[neon acorn]

why don’t you just have a normal wheel…

[real peak]

If stormberg already stuck in the car

Bahhh

[still bobcat]

how can you have 2 heavy snipers

[neon acorn]

hush katto

You ain’t matto

[neon acorn]

wdym

Just have one or two guns in each category or smth

[still bobcat]

why would i bring explosive ammo into this

[real peak]

Highest damage =w=

Trust

[still bobcat]

does the game give you night vision or do you have to bring your own

ive never bought night vision idk how to get it

[neon acorn]

1. Like pistol + attomizer
2. 60 rnd smg and combat mg
3. Any AR (I use special carbine with 100mag)
4. Heavy sniper
5. Assault
6. Minigun and rpg and homing
7. Sticky bombs

that’s literally the meta

[still bobcat]

mine looks mostly the same

[neon acorn]

This guy…

We get it in the mission

I think

[real peak]

You have it in mission

[neon acorn]

Just start

[knotty briar]

Imagine not carrying every weapon at once

[neon acorn]

It’s not even that hard

[still bobcat]

it is

[neon acorn]

Just follow me as SOON as we enter and stay in the spot @still bobcat

[neon acorn]

It isn’t…

[real peak]

I suggest thermal scope will be nice when fightt in the dark

[neon acorn]

It’s really easy

[neon acorn]

don’t worry

I have a trick :)

[real peak]

Nwy will be fine =w=\

Trust

[neon acorn]

Oh wait I can’t use it

nvm

I was gonna use my controller for the hangar 😭

[real peak]

HAHAHAHA

[neon acorn]

gg

[real peak]

[still bobcat]

what why would you use assisted aim for this

ur joking right

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat there is a GAS tank to take cover behind. I’ll blow it up before we go to it and then hide there

[neon acorn]

So you can just Insta kill everyone

[real peak]

Take cover as much as u can

[lost lily]

Gibe me katnip and 🌯

[real peak]

🌯 Her chu go

Katnip is mine =w=

[neon acorn]

Ready? @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

no

[neon acorn]

bad

if you fail, I may give up

Wasn’t too bad

[still bobcat]

yea i ran out of armour so i ran back down

there was also some invisible enemies

[neon acorn]

It just took a little longer than it usually would if I had assisted aim

[still bobcat]

i shot where the muzzle flash was and he reappeared when i shot

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat

[still bobcat]

is that identical to the big helmets all the tryhards wear

coz i have this

[neon acorn]

not really

[neon acorn]

ok

It was sweaty back in the

days

before thermal helmets and stuff

back when people actually wore masks…

[pastel spire]

rebreathers?

[still bobcat]

why wear a mask when you can show off this chiseled beauty

[pastel spire]

real

i miss when sweats had cool looking military outfits instead of ugly glitched outfits

[still bobcat]

we like fortnite we like fortnite

[neon acorn]

I’m heading to bed after the setups @still bobcat

[neon acorn]

That too

[neon acorn]

yeah, exactly

[neon acorn]

😞

[still bobcat]

all good im up all night tonight and tomorrow night

[neon acorn]

Rebreathers with the bulletproof helmet and face paint

Those were the days

[pastel spire]

ong

[neon acorn]

Back when you’d shit your pants if someone was flying a Savage or a Jet

[lost lily]

Pre nerf lazer

[neon acorn]

oh the horror 😔

That nerf came too late

[opal rock]

Anyone wanna join my Cluckin bell for the 500k

[neon acorn]

I gotta get snacks @still bobcat

[lost lily]

I remember as a low level i got spawn trapped once and i was like, wtf is that thing

[still bobcat]

all good, i need a refresher on this mission cant even remember it

[opal rock]

@real peak you need money

[real peak]

Hah

[neon acorn]

For rescue ULP, we’ll NEED your kuruma

You’ll be lookout team

you’ll be on an oil tower. Do NOT jump

[lost lily]

Kumura no good

[neon acorn]

It might be hard to shoot too btw

[untold dock]

kuruma is a shit idea

[opal rock]

Have you done Cluckin bell as associate

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat be careful because there’s a lot of rapid fire too

[neon acorn]

Bro how

[real peak]

Not yet

[untold dock]

one rocket from a buzzard and it's gone

[still bobcat]

these buzzards can fire missiles

[opal rock]

You want to join mine?

[still bobcat]

is the kuruma a good idea?

[untold dock]

no

[neon acorn]

Oh, I forgot

[pastel spire]

Remember me and my brother hiding in some alley near the sewer road place, it was horrifying to go out and my brother did and died but luckily he spawned in ge alley. Peak times

[neon acorn]

Do you have an STX?

A buffalo stx

[still bobcat]

yes, i should check its fully imani'd and shit

[neon acorn]

use that instead

It can tank rockets and some bullets

And it’s faster

[still bobcat]

can it be used in doomsday?

[neon acorn]

Probably?

[lost lily]

Yea

[neon acorn]

Why wouldn’t it be able to be used

[knotty briar]

Yeah it’s a personal car

[neon acorn]

It’s not a mk2

[lost lily]

Just have 2 vigilante. 60 missiles. More than u ever gonna need for rescue ulp

[still bobcat]

so is a deluxo and mk2 but they arent avaiable in doomsday

[real peak]

@opal rock Give me a sec

I'm on last prep for diamond

[opal rock]

Ok

[neon acorn]

They’re weaponised ffs

[pastel spire]

imagine if heists plans were like this IRL
”Alright me and Gregory will enter from the right with the armored kuruma and just plow through the enemies. And Frank you will be on the oil tower, but make sure to NOT commit suicide”

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat where are you going bruh

[knotty briar]

The Buffalo isn’t weaponized

[lost lily]

It is but with shit mgs

[neon acorn]

agreed

[still bobcat]

the agency? i said ill check if the stx has all the mods

[neon acorn]

Frank is suicidal

[neon acorn]

ts pmo 🥀

[pastel spire]

real

[neon acorn]

why couldn’t you have called it in to see?

It doesn’t need a hammer

[opal rock]

This must be what it’s like working with Karl and Karim

[neon acorn]

jammer

[pastel spire]

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat watch a GTA series guide on it too btw

[still bobcat]

yea i did

[neon acorn]

Once I enter the oil factory… Godspeed.

[opal rock]

Transient and nwy are now Karl and Karim

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

real

And btw

do NOT commit suicide

and be careful when aiming

[real peak]

What happened?

[opal rock]

the soab moves and doesn’t get stuck

[real peak]

nwy try to survive in doomsday

[pastel spire]

Been a huge uptake in heist related suicides recently, is this Frank or Duck's fault

[neon acorn]

Please hurry up @still bobcat

I have to go to bed to see the doctor early

And my mum is bugging me

[still bobcat]

BRO

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

I can't speed up scrolling through 300 cars to go from the kuruma (armoured) to the buffalo stx

[neon acorn]

Why didn’t you have it as your current

smh

[still bobcat]

I did

[real peak]

Quite struggle

[still bobcat]

the windows arent bulletproof

[neon acorn]

Umm

Was that you or me

[still bobcat]

did i miss an upgrade or does it just not work in doomsday

[neon acorn]

they can withstand like 10 bullets or so

[still bobcat]

nah i smashed it with my elbow and then my 1 bullet shattered the whole thing

[neon acorn]

idk

[opal rock]

Do you like the getaway vehicle

[neon acorn]

Just upgrade it ig

[pastel spire]

a guy was using a minigun to spray into my armored kuruma window and it took atleast 30 seconds before i died

[still bobcat]

its bulletproof in freeroam

[pastel spire]

is it not in missions?

[neon acorn]

It’ll be okay

It’s fast enough

Just have snacks ready

[still bobcat]

alr

[neon acorn]

as long as it can tank rockets

Test it in the mission though

If only Wall of wisdom was here 😔

[golden sundial]

Are you guys doing the agent 14 mission?

[neon acorn]

ULP

[still bobcat]

rescue ulp

[neon acorn]

Agent 14 doesn’t really require a car

[golden sundial]

Ah

[lost lily]

Stx can tank 11 missiles

Fully upgraded

[golden sundial]

Yeah that part is ass

[neon acorn]

we’re testing soon in a mission

[lost lily]

No need

[neon acorn]

I only hate rescue Agent 14 due to the invisible jugs

[neon acorn]

I’m not risking my cmm run bruh

[lost lily]

So u start the prep then blow up the car?

[pastel spire]

i only hated it cuz my brother didn't know how to play

[neon acorn]

we’re just gonna test

If it blows up then we’ll use the night shark

[lost lily]

Nightshark doesn't have bullet resistant windows

[neon acorn]

Snacks exist

now hush

[pastel spire]

What car are u talking about

[still bobcat]

i could have gone all night not thinking about the invisible juggs

[lost lily]

In that case use virtue

[neon acorn]

Okay

@still bobcat 6 rockets

[lost lily]

Or Buffalo evx

[neon acorn]

Homing btw

[neon acorn]

We can’t

We need a 4 seater

[golden sundial]

Ok so for those guys you gotta utilise the peek from cover

[lost lily]

Omnis e gt

[still bobcat]

so nightshark?

[neon acorn]

Listen

We’re ok

[neon acorn]

No, use the STX

It’ll be okay

[lost lily]

12 if someone inside the vehicle

[neon acorn]

The STX is fast, just have snacks ready

[neon acorn]

ok

if you say so

[lost lily]

[pastel spire]

Why y'all need rocket resistant car

[still bobcat]

theres buzzards that do fire missiles

[neon acorn]

Some guy warned us about a buzzard

And said “blah blah kuruma bad”

[pastel spire]

Ah

[still bobcat]

well yea if one of those buzzard missiles lands im dead in a kuruma

[real peak]

I just got for insurgent pick up

[neon acorn]

Anyway

[neon acorn]

Inv to setup when ready

[golden sundial]

I do not recall then having the ability to lock on, just dodge

[pastel spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1452087313369796789/trim.46145F2A-52DF-410D-A040-48EEA421C48E.gif

[neon acorn]

Again

Some random is just being annoying

This is CMM

I’m not risking it

I wanna go to bed

[still bobcat]

they dont lock on, but they still fire at you

[pastel spire]

Too bad

[neon acorn]

could be accurate strays too..

[golden sundial]

Such as life

[still bobcat]

the kuruma is closer to a sticking duck than goku

[neon acorn]

[lost lily]

Terminus patrol my goto 4 seater

[neon acorn]

be careful on the oil tower

Buzzards and cars coming after you

[pastel spire]

oil tower pmo so bad

[lost lily]

Don't go to tower

[opal rock]

wtf

I got kicked

[pastel spire]

skill issue

[golden sundial]

Ground team needs to remember to watch their six

[real peak]

Heh??!!

[opal rock]

I got booted to main menu

[pastel spire]

And oil tower needs to not commit suicide

[real peak]

Breh

[opal rock]

Something was fishy as the cops wouldn’t leave

[real peak]

Soo you and I have to seperate vehicle

Or else we will have infinite cop

[opal rock]

I never knew that

[real peak]

Yea

It's a bug infinte cop

[opal rock]

Why did you get on my bike then if you knew

[golden sundial]

When 3+ guys are in a vehicle Cops take steroids

[opal rock]

Get your own damn bike

[real peak]

I DIDN'T KNOW XD

[opal rock]

[real peak]

Beside

When we ready to go out

Just shoot with silencer

They still not detect us yet silly

=w=

[neon acorn]

Bro the buzzard's AI is so ass

smh

it didn’t even shoot a single missile

kuruma is fine

[still bobcat]

yea

[neon acorn]

Nice driving btw

[still bobcat]

it was passable

[neon acorn]

Mostly just the bridge

Idk why you went off road

but eh

[still bobcat]

they can only spawn on the road

[neon acorn]

btw

For this next setup, it’ll be a big shooting at each destination

[still bobcat]

so armored kuruma?

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat I’ll be doing the hard part, and you’ll be in the RCV extinguishing fires for me to collect data drives

[neon acorn]

no

Actually

no

It won’t work

[still bobcat]

yep i remember this

[neon acorn]

Inv to set

[real peak]

nwy, you gonna be his shield anyway

[neon acorn]

Next setup will be fun

[neon acorn]

Hope they know what they’re doing

Stressful

[opal rock]

How the hell you move so fast?

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[opal rock]

We have the same bike and you blew past me

Katto

[real peak]

I hold shift

And fast reaction too

[neon acorn]

Crimbo 💀

Come on man

Hold shift

this burger

[opal rock]

I play on controller no shift for me

[neon acorn]

Left stick forward.

[untold dock]

lean forward

[opal rock]

He was doing more than leaning forward

[neon acorn]

left stick backward for wheelie

[neon acorn]

idk

Maybe they’re just better

[opal rock]

Was going twice as fast as me

[still bobcat]

so what are we doing then

[real peak]

dON'T G ET ANYTHING =W=

[neon acorn]

Setups

Start

[opal rock]

Wdym

[still bobcat]

you said the strat won't work, whats the strat then

[real peak]

Dun gett anythin badge at all =w=

[opal rock]

It can take upto 72hrs to get the 500

[neon acorn]

I already said it

[neon acorn]

^

Most you can do it provide cover with the RCV

[real peak]

Itt said as associate or bodyguard

You invited me straight away sooo

[neon acorn]

Block off my rear so that enemies can’t shoot me

[still bobcat]

oh i see, you were contemplating my kuruma comment and then said no

[real peak]

Not sure if that count

[still bobcat]

i thought you meant no your strat wont work

[neon acorn]

and shoot them while I’m in animation @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

yep

[lost lily]

kuruma is useless for doomsday

[still bobcat]

ive done this one more than others

[opal rock]

Why didn’t you say nothing

[neon acorn]

Not that much

[real peak]

@still bobcat you are paladin, protect da princess!!

[real peak]

. . .

umm...

Tee-hee >w<

[opal rock]

I was ceo though doesn’t that make you associate automatically

[neon acorn]

W driving nwy

[real peak]

As leader...and as bodyguard or associate

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat please put
Media lab on radio

[real peak]

erhmawr[elhma[ewrmhj[aerh

[neon acorn]

I hate the OST

[still bobcat]

cant

[neon acorn]

Your water cannon is your weapon btw

[neon acorn]

take this shit radio talk off! 😭

[neon acorn]

gg

Selfism

Selfish

I want to slap you right now @still bobcat

Minimap exists

@still bobcat wow

just wow

I was really hoping you wouldn’t go down the sewers 😔

My female character is offended

Bro

@still bobcat wtf 😭

GO

SOMEWHERE

😭

[real peak]

This is fineee =w=

[neon acorn]

It wasn’t

Wall is so true about rank not equaling experience and etc

Which obviously I understand

[still bobcat]

I took 1 wrong turn dude

[neon acorn]

but damn

[neon acorn]

😔

Sewer was a bad call

We flipped

[still bobcat]

Yea its not a zentorno

[neon acorn]

other than that, we did fine

[still bobcat]

If flipping an RCV is the lowlight reel of this run we're doing fine

[neon acorn]

one last setup

[neon acorn]

just the timer and all

stressful

[still bobcat]

what timer

[neon acorn]

But we did it

[real peak]

Atomic was great that time

[neon acorn]

That’s all that matters

[neon acorn]

There’s a timer at the bottom right

[real peak]

Sooo

who gonna go submarine?

[neon acorn]

me

[still bobcat]

you can get 3 stars just for driving the stx wtf?

[neon acorn]

no

bro got profiled

[still bobcat]

goddamnit avi

[real peak]

They demand goth girl from nwy

[still bobcat]

theres pics

[neon acorn]

I can’t breathe from my nose at all

[still bobcat]

invite borked?

[west stirrup]

Shambles?

[neon acorn]

I wonder if I’d be able to go for a shower after this

To clear my nose

@still bobcat what key is it

It went away for me

[still bobcat]

hold right dpad

[neon acorn]

I’m on keyboard..

[still bobcat]

hold h?

[neon acorn]

ty

[real peak]

Okay

What the hell is wrong with rockstar

Server is on fire or soemthing?

[broken musk]

That’s a 60% possibility

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[real peak]

I keep g etting unable thingy

Then save failed

Then yada yada

[neon acorn]

lol

[real peak]

I can't buy suppy from tech in warehouse

[opal rock]

wtf my NC weed stock isn’t 2x

[real peak]

Max upgrade yet?

[opal rock]

Absolute robbers

Max upgrade on what?

The sell price is meant to be 2x

Oh it is nvm

[broken musk]

Ffs I forgot to plug in my controller last night

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat my nose is bleeding

I have to go

[broken musk]

Now it’s ded

[neon acorn]

It wasn’t leaking too much luckily

I’ve cleaned a bit and put a tissue up the nostril

@still bobcat I’m gonna go to bed due to my condition and tiredness

[still bobcat]

yep get some rest

[neon acorn]

We'll finish act 2 finale later in the afternoon/evening and hopefully act 3

[still bobcat]

the back2back problem and act 3 to go

[broken musk]

Your nose bleeding from natural causes I hope

[still bobcat]

[neon acorn]

Idk

[still bobcat]

Nose bleed from my RCV driving skills

[broken musk]

[neon acorn]

I think it’s a damaged blood vessel

6th nosebleed in a week

and counting

[still bobcat]

Yea those take a while to fully heal

[neon acorn]

In 6 hours I’ll see my doctor

[still bobcat]

why so early

[neon acorn]

But I’m gonna shower

[broken musk]

6 hours?!? Damm I’d have to wait 6 months

[neon acorn]

Because I have work..

[broken musk]

[neon acorn]

It’s 1:31am

I’ll see him at 7:30

[still bobcat]

oh damn i didnt think you'd stay up this late if u had work

[neon acorn]

This day is starting later

Only 3 hours

[broken musk]

Yes and I make an appointment and will see my doctor 6 months later

[neon acorn]

11am to 2 something

Idk

bye

I’m gonna go shower

[still bobcat]

ohhhhhhhhh

i was thinking it was like a 8 hour shift

[broken musk]

At the soonest

[real peak]

I hate this crap soo much

[broken musk]

bro is probably wondering why the cops are shooting at him for no reason

[real peak]

Bully xD

[broken musk]

I could have tazed* him

I suppose autocorrect is right and I could’ve taxed him too

[neon acorn]

the shower did not help

I should have a cup of noodles or smth

The steam helps

[neon acorn]

Just restart your game

[still bobcat]

it happened to me today as well

[neon acorn]

Tuesday and Wednesday is 8am-5pm

[broken musk]

!status

Idfk how to use this server

[still bobcat]

lol

[real peak]

lol

[still bobcat]

if u wanted to bring up downdetector, the reports per hour are up a lot

the dotted blue line is what its usually like on an average day

[broken musk]

I love this game

[distant wasp]

weirdo

[broken musk]

Yes bc it’s sooo weird to care about hygiene

[distant wasp]

i've personally never seen a shower from less than 10m away, take notes

[broken musk]

When was the last time you had a shower or bath

[distant wasp]

I've learned that u can withdraw up to 10 million from ur bank account if you go to a physical ATM instead of the one on ur phone which makes it really easy to actually have a second character with their own money

[distant wasp]

sadly its not the 1st january so i cant say last year damn it

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

🦨

[distant wasp]

3 weeks ago

[broken musk]

I’ll take note that I don’t wanna be near you without nose plugs then no offence

[distant wasp]

but its not healthy to take a shower regularly

[still bobcat]

certainly healthier than a shower every 3 weeks 🤢

[distant wasp]

no im starting to piss myself off im only joking i shower daily

nah im deleting that part before she sees it lol

[broken musk]

Ok good you making me concerned for your sanity

[golden sundial]

Who's she

[still bobcat]

ato deleted the gf part

[distant wasp]

exposed

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

imma body this yeti

just gotta find all the clues

[broken musk]

The yeti in game

[distant wasp]

is there a way to turn that thing on where it says cash and bank cuz on my 2nd character its there but on my 1st it isnt

[still bobcat]

no the yeti irl in front of me

[broken musk]

You live in Canada then?

[still bobcat]

yea we just have sasquatches here

holy shit some yeti fur

why cant i sell this shit, would go on the black market for a good price

[real peak]

Cuz it's supreme

Will be great when play sniper

lol

AND MY FEM CHAR LOAD FASTER THAN MALE??

HELLO???

[still bobcat]

oooo the 5th clue

[broken musk]

I wonder if there is a limit on how many I can have in a single warehouse

[untold dock]

technically not, but you won't be able to sell them if the value exceeds x

idk what that x is, but it's less than 111 special items worth

[real peak]

Thx to security in mansion

I believe the raid in warehouse is less now

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat I used my nasal spray

but I inhaled to deeply

[untold dock]

kurt cobain nasal spray

[neon acorn]

I can sorta breathe through my nose now

I think some tea or steamy noodles would do though ngl

[still bobcat]

damnit he got away

[neon acorn]

unfortunately no noodles

And I can’t make tea

so gg

[still bobcat]

do i have to investigate all the clues again

[neon acorn]

Yeti?

[still bobcat]

yea

[neon acorn]

He’ll come back

[real peak]

YEAAAAA!!

[broken musk]

That’s ur fault lmfao

U supposed to taze him first

[real peak]

Nah, real man never use those

Fists only

[broken musk]

Then you died

[real peak]

No bst, no gym boost

[real peak]

I won before

[still bobcat]

pfft, you're meant to just punch him to death without any advantages

[real peak]

Nwy, you punch few time, if you and yeti far away, let him come to you first then dodge

[broken musk]

lol I remember killing the Los santos slasher with his own machete, that was some serious karma

[real peak]

I always let it throw hand first so I can dodge then beat him immediately till me and yeti keep distance again

[broken musk]

Is the yeti spawning now?

Or are we needing to wait for the snow

[real peak]

You have to to find flare first -> find 5 clue -> wait him spawn from 9pm to 6am

[real peak]

Don't have to

If you can see a giant circle

That's yeti

[broken musk]

Ok then ima kill him again

[still bobcat]

did it

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

pfft "taze him" "let him come to you first"

[broken musk]

Ok well you are nuts to begin with considering the tattoo on ur back

[neon acorn]

Very nuts

He’s a nutcase

[still bobcat]

i want another one

[neon acorn]

Hold shift and spam punch 🔥

[broken musk]

I don’t even have one

[still bobcat]

how do you equip the yeti outfit

i only see the sasquatch one

[neon acorn]

Kill yeti

[broken musk]

It’s under festive outfits

[neon acorn]

Then special outfits or festive

[still bobcat]

oh yea festive

[broken musk]

Festive, not special, the Sasquatch is under special

[neon acorn]

ts pmo

[broken musk]

Fr lmao

So confusing

[still bobcat]

lol wtf i just did an outfit glitch without trying

my feet are missing

[real peak]

unfair rule

Ban nwy

:3

[still bobcat]

i wanted to see if you could take off the yeti mask bit so i equiped "no mask" and it put me back in the default outfit without any feet

how do they not even playtest this shit

[still bobcat]

im the black knight from monty python

[broken musk]

Bruh this stupid, I can see the bloody tent from the yeti, but the game doesn’t give me any prompt of the yeti clues even existing

[real peak]

You found the flare yet?

[broken musk]

No I thought the first one was the body parts

[real peak]

He said have to find flare first

Then clue late

[still bobcat]

the first clue i found was the tent

[broken musk]

Same

Kinda hard to miss it

Or can I only do the yeti event once? Bc I completed it last year

Bruh, I found the flare for a smugglers cache at the exact same location as the yeti hunt

[real peak]

LOL

[broken musk]

What

I want to kill the yeti again

[real peak]

So if you did it before

You can't do it again

[broken musk]

Damm

Then why tf do the props still spawn for me

I just have to let some murderous yeti get away with all my potential victims? That sucks

[still bobcat]

can u try on your 2nd character

[broken musk]

I could probably do it on my second character

[real peak]

Oh

My female can do a second time now

Wait

@still bobcat bring your goth fem

Beat yeti again

Ez 1v1 fists only

[still bobcat]

2nd cahracter has <20 strength

[real peak]

I have mansion doe

=w=

[still bobcat]

ive lost the 5th clue

i cant re-find it

[real peak]

What did you found?

Found this one yet?

[still bobcat]

nvm i just had to think about it

[real peak]

Lol

[still bobcat]

she wasnt messing around

[pastel spire]

Just did KnoWay Out in 45 minutes

[real peak]

Yeti cooked steak will be awesome

[real peak]

👍

Elite or no elite?

[pastel spire]

No elite

i didn't think i'd even do it under 60 so didn't bother

i got everything except headshots done on the last mission tho

Now i just need to complete all missions on hard without using armor or snacks and earn 3,5 million by doing them

And get this gorgeous fucker

[real peak]

You will be finee =w=

[pastel spire]

Why is you shirtless

[still bobcat]

in prep for alien tattoo

[pastel spire]

fuckint stash houses only resupplying my acid lab

resupply my fucking bunker for once

[still bobcat]

id resupply ur bunker if it counted for my 600

[pastel spire]

Your what

[still bobcat]

you need to do 600 bunker resupplies before you have a chance of getting the egg

[pastel spire]

The what💀

[storm nimbus]

Some of the grind is kinda insane tbh

[still bobcat]

bro has no ball knowledge

[pastel spire]

Yeah we deserve way more for this shit

[pastel spire]

it's rockstar games we’re talking about are u really surprised there's sum i don't know

[storm nimbus]

I mean I guess I did 1000 play with others missions in fortnite which isn't much different time wise per

[pastel spire]

u gonna explain or what

[storm nimbus]

Just for a small banner (and platinum trophy)

[still bobcat]

bro im not a computer

[pastel spire]

well become one

[still bobcat]

to unlock this tattoo you need to do

-600 bunker resupply missions
-then during 1-4 AM, resupply your bunker to have a chance of it being "retrive the alien egg" from a crashed UFO at fort zancudo
-then, make sure your nightclub popurality is over 80% popularity, and drink macbeth shots to pass out between 1-4AM (a time frame that lets you drink 4-6 shots) for a very low chance of waking up onto of mount chiliad with a UFO speeding off

before the contract DLC, it would constantly disappear off your back, I guess because it was coded in thinking it wasn't visible, like how if you wear something like the hazmat suit it removes all your tattoos so they dont clip through the suit

[pastel spire]

So all that

[still bobcat]

and yes if you want it on your second character you'll need to repeat the process

[pastel spire]

Just for a fucking tattoo

[still bobcat]

:)

[real peak]

600 bunkers???

[still bobcat]

yes

[pastel spire]

Alright well do you know how i get these 9 platinum awards for agents of sabotage

[still bobcat]

luckily you can just start a new resupply mission as soon as your weaponsmiths have used 1 tick of supply

[storm nimbus]

Do 50 files and you'll pretty much get all of them

[daring bobcat]

just look at the awards

[still bobcat]

hit square and it tells you

[pastel spire]

That just tells me what mission i have completed all challenges for

[daring bobcat]

just open the awards page

[storm nimbus]

Do all 4 files
Get all bonuses on one file
Do 50 files
Do 50 preps
5 million cash from files
50K from safe

I've just gotta do 33 more files to finish it

Bit silly you need 50 for the award but 25 for the T4 objective, but also need the 50 award for T4

[pastel spire]

How do i see what the mission challenges is

[storm nimbus]

At the end
Or the wiki

[hollow owl]

I've done 25 files exactly

[still bobcat]

if you dont want to be wikislop about it you can complete it once and screenshot what they are, or just use the wiki

the art one is easy

Enter the penthouse undetected
Flick the switch in 60 seconds
Take all cabinet contents

When it was 4x payout the other week I did that without knowing beforehand

[pastel spire]

Why was the priority file before the mansion update over a million? Was it triple money or sum

[hollow owl]

Yh

[storm nimbus]

Yeah it was 4x

[pastel spire]

Crzy

[still bobcat]

Was better than 5 d-days

[pastel spire]

i didn't play the yacht missions

[still bobcat]

I did a few

[hollow owl]

Understatement

[storm nimbus]

"a few"

[pastel spire]

How many did you do

[still bobcat]

[pastel spire]

nwy

how many

[still bobcat]

A Superyacht Life - D-Day

GTA$100,000,000
9,184,000 RP
122 times Ranked Up
14,250~ JP
950~ D-Day Missions

[pastel spire]

What the fuck

[pastel spire]

cosmical fucking understatement

How the hell did you not get bored after like 5

[sleek prism]

I did it with cheesecake, we did preps as solo, but finales duo

[storm nimbus]

I saw dark viper was doing the finales with others, did it count towards the award?

[sleek prism]

Yes, just the finale counts

[sleek prism]

Some people are built different

[pastel spire]

why can't i be built different💔

[still bobcat]

i mean the first 300 or so, i was experimenting with different ways to do it

the next 600 or so it was muscle memory and i was just watching youtube

[pastel spire]

teach me your ways gng

[still bobcat]

just play the game

[pastel spire]

istg ts pmo icl

[still bobcat]

i am not john kramer

[pastel spire]

who

idk what to do when waiting for knoway out

[sleek prism]

Salvage yard

[still bobcat]

im glad this screen doesnt exist for diamond and cayo heists

[pastel spire]

How much is your total earnings

[still bobcat]

$1,120mil something

im switching chars cant check

[pastel spire]

over a billion?💀

[still bobcat]

hasnt changed too much since then

yes a billion is nothing

[pastel spire]

i don't even have 400 million in total earnings dawg💔

[still bobcat]

the discrepancy of me having $842mil spent but $314mil in the bank not equaling $1,123mil is because anytime rockstar games services corrects your balance it doesnt add it to your earnt

and ive had a lot of bunker and nightclub sells either blown up by godmode griefers or just a mod menu nuking me remotely

yes if you're recording and can prove they were in godmode you'll get at least a million from support

whatever your sell value was + rounded up usually*

[pastel spire]

rockstar support is hilariously generous which makes no sense cuz the rest of the company sure as hell isn't

[hollow owl]

Weird glitch i have found

[pastel spire]

there was some participation reward or sum a few years ago, i think it was $500,000 or something around there. Anyway when the event was over i still hadn't gotten it, so i contact Rockstar Support ofc and they give me $2,5 million😭 Me not wanting to get into trouble asked them if it was a mistake and they were like ”nah”

[pastel spire]

why u firing rockets here in the first place is my question

[still bobcat]

they usually just cant be assed with me, like the support worker probably hasnt done a nightclub sale before, so when i say

my nightclub sale was worth $1,082,000 and there was 19 players in the session but gay tony takes $100,000 cut they can't be assed and just give $1.5mil

[hollow owl]

To show the bug

What kind of question is that lmao

[pastel spire]

i mean how did u discover this bug

[pastel spire]

Lmao

Fair

[hollow owl]

I just found it out by accident

I think ik what caused it though

[green fractal]

Cause is you?

[pastel spire]

My friend didn't get his 2,5 million from a casino heist a few years back so they gave him 5 million and the person helping him got 2 million