gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

Should I still deliver mine?

On my screen, I hit nothing

Love this

[alpine basin]

won't count for anything

[neon acorn]

nws

$18 bands

Does anyone know where the gun van is today? I wanna buy the service carbine

I love the sound of it

[alpine basin]

on the freeway to the left of the map at that one biker bar thing right below paleto

I bought armor there from the setups passing it

[neon acorn]

Thank you

[alpine basin]

the wm29 event spawned in x2 now for me within the past hour

[neon acorn]

Same

[alpine basin]

the game doesn't understand I've had the pistol since it came out

they 100% must have made it spawn in more since it was super rare last year

[neon acorn]

I’m getting it rn

I don’t have it on pc and on this character

[nocturne fossil]

agreed

last year i spent ages tryna get for my alts

i had to pretend like i didnt care lol

i got it twice today

[alpine basin]

suspiciously sitting 3 blocks away with a sniper rifle in hand

[neon acorn]

It sounds so good

I miss it

[alpine basin]

sent you a few invites, not gotten them?

[neon acorn]

nope

Got it just now

idk why but my social club has been buggy

It won’t let me scroll down my friends list anymore

Angel

[alpine basin]

you have to click it then you can scroll

[neon acorn]

I did I think

Wall it says you left

what the flip

I love this

[alpine basin]

making a friends only session

[neon acorn]

Mind if I try inviting you instead?

[neon acorn]

oh ok

It’s odd because I’m even connected by Ethernet

aggressive or stealth

[alpine basin]

stealth

[neon acorn]

k

[alpine basin]

That or aggro, I have military weapons

[neon acorn]

Winning

Thank you for hosting wall

[alpine basin]

My personal vehicle?

Its spawned in for some reason

[neon acorn]

Yep

[neon acorn]

you can call it in

Mine spawned too

[alpine basin]

pretty sure you shouldn't be able to do that in the finale

Kinda defeats the whole purpose of a getaway car

[neon acorn]

yeah

although it saves time :)

I’m gonna catch the holiday hauler and wait for this guy to get on for cmm doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

it would be a nice experiment to see what the mansion vault looks from no money, half a bil to billion or the maximum possible

[alpine basin]

I can maybe load my character that has 9.2 quintillion dollars although Im not sure thats really helpful, that might be a little over the max amount possible

[neon acorn]

I think there’s a spike/outage in Sydney @alpine basin

[nocturne fossil]

cough cough

[neon acorn]

because several players randomly disconnected

Yet half the session is still here

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

might be a little over the max possible

[alpine basin]

just a little

[nocturne fossil]

tho its all gold i presume

[neon acorn]

I think no money is just a single dollar bill

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have any characters which ive grinded half a bil for :(

its either 1bil or a bunch of 200mil or 300mils xd

[alpine basin]

probably is, Although testing what zero dollars would look like is very easy for me to test

[neon acorn]

I’ve made half 1 billion on Xbox

[alpine basin]

I can just make a new character, give it some mansion money, then transfer it all back to my main character

I lied

[neon acorn]

Yep

[alpine basin]

zero dollars and theres still a dollar

[neon acorn]

I am finally right gg

[alpine basin]

I guess I can do the knoway out missions again since I haven't done them on this character

[neon acorn]

Retirement when

[nocturne fossil]

is this real?

[alpine basin]

never probably

[nocturne fossil]

thats what no money in the bank looks like?

[alpine basin]

probably

[neon acorn]

“When is snow” “when is snow” “when is snow”

[neon acorn]

Wally do you have any games on your Wishlist

[alpine basin]

not really

I added a game to my wishlist once, and it was delayed permanantly

[hollow owl]

[pastel spire]

That is hilarious

[alpine basin]

x4 for the stupid plaza mission I guess

doesn't help it literally forces you to look at it for a few seconds

[hollow owl]

Apparently it lasts alot longer now if you encounter it

[tame holly]

i never got that random event btw

[alpine basin]

I've completed it 3 other times

(within the past 2 hours)

[hollow owl]

Rockstar made multiple adjustments in today’s tunable update:

• The Buzzard sell mission for MC Businesses has been disabled, likely because one of its drop-off locations was at the Tongva Estate.
• The “Weazel Plaza Shootout” Random Event had its cooldown and availability timers adjusted, significantly increasing its frequency. It now triggers every 2 minutes and remains available—activating when approached—for 48 minutes.

Source: @TexFunz2 on 𝕏

[alpine basin]

I already use the WM29 pistol constantly as is, one of my favorite guns but now it feels like its just rubbing it in my face for no reason

Easy 25k every few minutes though

[lost lily]

Weazel plaza thing is fkn annoying. Puts me in cinematic camera everytime i'm passing by

[covert atlas]

Rockstar should just get rid of that Buzzard mission entirely and I’d be happy

[lost lily]

Dodo is worse

[covert atlas]

Yeah Dodo is terrible

[alpine basin]

Literally this

[hollow owl]

I put my controller on my foot to turn on my TV and forgot where I put my controller

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

I sit on my legs so

[lost lily]

Mc should have 2 vehicles max

[tidal yew]

U don't have bt?!

[hollow owl]

what is bt

[tidal yew]

Butt

[hollow owl]

I do but I've always done that

If i had a desk i would sit on my ass

But for now, this is what I do

[tidal yew]

Japanese people sit on legs ifni remember coreectly

[tame holly]

The 2 removed sell missions :

• Post op van bc its slow and boring af
• buzzard bc one single drop got broken

[spice inlet]

Should've disabled the plane missions instead...

[viscid belfry]

I may I may not have played for 13 hours straight today

[spice inlet]

You just like me

Except that I have a laptop

[tame holly]

when i was on xb1 i played games standing up

[spice inlet]

Wha-

[covert atlas]

I’d rather have to dodge orb shots every 20-30 seconds in the semi truck mission. Just get rid of making me travel across the map for upwards of 20-25 minutes

[spice inlet]

Orb shots?!

who even shoots shots from orb?

I thought they stop at 1....

[viscid belfry]

I guess to make up for all the time I haven’t played recently with work and all

[spice inlet]

nice bro

[covert atlas]

Just make the game randomly shoot an orb vaguely in front of you every 20-30 seconds and if you’re in the wrong spot at the wrong time you’ll get blown up

At least that’s more engaging than flying 3 Dodos for 20 minutes

[spice inlet]

Yup

[opal rock]

@neon acorn mission accomplished you’re on the wall of shame(starboard)

[spice inlet]

I dont play solo so not really an issue for me but dodo mission has always been a pain

[covert atlas]

If you have friends to help you then yeah the missions aren’t bad. But my buddies and I would also rather do anything else than sell an MC business together

[tidal yew]

[spice inlet]

Sounds interesting. I play with my crew, we sell together and have fun together as well.

[lost lily]

Mc should've 2 vehicles max to be comparable to bunker

[tame holly]

both have a 4 vehicle sell btw

[lost lily]

For full bunker. But full bunker holds 2x more stock than coke
With 1/2 bunker u get 1-2 vehicles

[rancid parcel]

grind for 12 more hrs, a hospital bed + fee awaits you as a grand prize!

[cunning python]

I saw you play the enhance the other day

[lost lily]

Problems with mc compared to bunker
#gta-questions message
Only 1 problem fixed raids if u spent 12M on mansion with security

[viscid belfry]

And what is that?

[rancid parcel]

you are mistaken

[tidal yew]

Why do u have to tattoo like everywhere

[still bobcat]

wdym

[lost lily]

I like tattoos but not too many

[still bobcat]

thats a good amount of tattoos imo

id have that many if i had the dosh

[cunning python]

No I'm not valkyrie_xo

I too love the weeknd!!!

[rancid parcel]

hmm

[lost lily]

Valkyrie is no more. Athena killed her

[cunning python]

Athena_pissoff

[pastel spire]

i swear these career progress challenges are easy but the fourth one is fucking impossible😭

[rancid parcel]

Its called a challenge for a reason

[whole spruce]

win 6 quadrillion dollars by delivering pizza

[pastel spire]

Challange 4 be like

[alpine basin]

quadrillion is so small though, quintillion at least seems viable

[covert atlas]

$$10^30$$ dollars

Fuck

Google lied to me

[neon acorn]

Fix the chin and cheeks and then I’ll give her a fat smooch

[neon acorn]

Where

[neon acorn]

infinite 😔

Septillion

[opal rock]

For this

You can’t see but for those of us who can, we all get to laugh at this for eternity.

[neon acorn]

What the helly

Why did you guys starboard me

[neon acorn]

Grumpy

[still bobcat]

he mad

[neon acorn]

Why can’t I see it

[still bobcat]

thats his sister

[covert atlas]

Exquisite cheek bones

[opal rock]

Patron exclusive

[neon acorn]

This is what 12 years of mogging does

[covert atlas]

GTA Online Looksmaxxing before GTA 6 🙁

[rancid parcel]

I didnt

[opal rock]

Not surprising

[still bobcat]

shouldnt people who have been starboarded get access?

[rancid parcel]

No only the p2w nerds gets to see the wall of shame

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat probably gonna do doomsday tomorrow or something

[opal rock]

P2w that’s cute

[neon acorn]

I’m really tired because of work

[still bobcat]

Yea me too

[neon acorn]

p2w = playerbase gone

[neon acorn]

I’m working until the day before Christmas

[opal rock]

Working Christmas Eve that’s sad

[neon acorn]

Christmas is on the 25th

[cunning python]

Many countries celebrate eve

[opal rock]

I know that’s why I said Christmas Eve

[neon acorn]

Eve deez nuts

[opal rock]

[cunning python]

Haha no way

Deez mfing nuts

[neon acorn]

MLG gamer pro nuts in yo face

360 mk2 no scope

[opal rock]

Sounds sweaty

[neon acorn]

Can’t forget the waifu gamerfuel that’s coursing through my veins simultaneously as I perform said actions

[tidal yew]

If u dont mind me asking, what u do for working?

[still bobcat]

I don't mind if we chip away at it

[neon acorn]

Coles

[tidal yew]

What's that?!

[neon acorn]

I’m gonna chip you

[opal rock]

Good old Cole’s

[neon acorn]

Coles

Coles

[still bobcat]

No Coles

[opal rock]

Same shit

[tidal yew]

?

[still bobcat]

no

[neon acorn]

Whole foods or something but for Australia

[tidal yew]

Oh alright

[opal rock]

My phone wanted the apostrophe ok

[neon acorn]

Wait no

[opal rock]

I know it’s coles

[neon acorn]

It’s not whole foods

It’s something else

[covert atlas]

You will get for Christmas

[tidal yew]

U don't even know where u work,?

[opal rock]

But yes your usual service will now resume, back to mk2 chat

[neon acorn]

Idk honestly

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I’m trying to explain the US equivalent, you lazy bastard

[opal rock]

So how much weed have you sold this week

[still bobcat]

Our understanding is USA has supermarkets that literally sell everything including guns

[neon acorn]

None!

[tidal yew]

Larzy

[neon acorn]

I forgot to buy the bizz

[opal rock]

Noob

[neon acorn]

I got sidetracked with wall, but that’s okay

[still bobcat]

Our supermarkets aren't like that

[opal rock]

I’ve also sold none

[neon acorn]

made more money with Wall

[opal rock]

Don’t even own the business

[neon acorn]

me and wally made 1.5m or smth

[sleek prism]

Crazy

[opal rock]

You made more money talking to a wall?

Hello Mikko

[sleek prism]

Hi

[neon acorn]

Talking to a wall is the best thing ever

A wall has wisdom

A wall KNOWS

[opal rock]

I will buy this week the weed but never needed before

[sleek prism]

Its more interesting than watching football / soccer

[hollow owl]

I've done all 15 knife flights 3 times now and I still have 14/15

Wtf

[neon acorn]

I’m buying the city location

[neon acorn]

gg

[opal rock]

No don’t do it

[neon acorn]

ba-ba-bagu sono bagu

[neon acorn]

yes do it

[opal rock]

That means you sell up north

[neon acorn]

I’m doing it

I’m doing it

[neon acorn]

Better than the chaotic city

Less traffic

[opal rock]

[neon acorn]

If I wanna get back to the city then I’ll find a new session and spawn at my mansion

[opal rock]

Traffic doesn’t matter when you’re flying dodos

[neon acorn]

I hear “good morning mommy” every hour

[opal rock]

[covert atlas]

Give me back Clifford and put Angel in that government hard drive

[opal rock]

Yeet angel out of the world

[covert atlas]

Lock her in a safe and toss her into the ocean

[hollow owl]

Bro, the final one is in between the FIB and IAA and I've done it 5 times now and not gotten it

[opal rock]

Skill issue

Surprising you should be good with knives, being British an all

[hollow owl]

...

I got it

But i ddi that knife flights before wtf

[real peak]

How many sharp conversation u did in there?

Need a cup of tea to refresh?

[covert atlas]

Just had to knife harder

[opal rock]

Hello Katto

[real peak]

Hello duck

[hollow owl]

Sharp enough for the person who made those knife flights go into hiding

[real peak]

U wan tea to stay refresh or...milk tea?

Or ice tea

[hollow owl]

Time to fly round the map for San Andreas Explorer

[real peak]

Or boba tea

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I hope in the final update that we get to marry Angel

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

That one is nice

just play music and fly

[fierce mason]

I literally come here and the first thing i read is transient want to marry angel

[still bobcat]

who wouldnt

[fierce mason]

Not horny people

[alpine basin]

sadly not horny people are simply, not horny, no fun

[fierce mason]

Simple english
I dont understand

[west stirrup]

Exactly

[alpine basin]

If AI is going to take over the world, I just hope angel is the AI doing it
painless death

[fierce mason]

i preer havliand

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

U gonna die from AI I'm sure

[still bobcat]

huh, this is just any business?

[neon acorn]

I would fall to my knees

and submit to her commands

[real peak]

Any

[neon acorn]

nough said

[alpine basin]

coulda left it at just knees man

[neon acorn]

Angel has standards wall

[fierce mason]

[neon acorn]

😪

[fierce mason]

I cant die
Im good player

[neon acorn]

You just don’t get Angel

I’m surrounded by imposters

[real peak]

Why dont just order a fem robot then put Angel chip in it, there, we have angel next to us

[neon acorn]

gg

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

hatsune Miku wife 2.0

are

umm

For legal purposes, everything I said about Angel was and is satire

[real peak]

Be really honest tbh..
me ordering 1

[neon acorn]

However, I would obviously pick her over the other generic AI options

[real peak]

For you, 10 angel in robot form is not enough

[neon acorn]

Robot is a very rude word, Katto!

this is a democracy manifest

anyways

I’m headed to bed

@alpine basin goodnight wall and thanks for the raids

[real peak]

Sleep well

[still bobcat]

get your hand off my cliffford

[neon acorn]

sir what

[fierce mason]

I swear these ais are a mistake beside OG and havliand

[still bobcat]

opposite is true

[fierce mason]

Disagree to disagree

[alpine basin]

This sounds like hate speech

[west stirrup]

Angel above everyone

Angel above everything

I was going to say something else related to Angel above but that’d be in appropriate

[river trench]

Alexa parody

is Angel

[still bobcat]

angel and cliffford actually serve a purpose in gta, haviland and og are unnecessary

[fierce mason]

This is too mcuh angel garbage
Im gonna go and retire in peace with havliand

[tidal yew]

Gary

Without r

[alpine basin]

Bypassing the filter
yea 10000 days in purgatory for you

[broken musk]

I am 99% sure they are gay

They also said something about first cousins being legal

[alpine basin]

sounds about right, even if I don't want it to be

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

Eh, I’m sure the altruists are doing even more suspicious stuff

Not going back there after yesterday though

Fckn gooch is going to get orbed

[real peak]

Oh nyo

Logan about to "American stylist" way

[broken musk]

Didn’t you see the video yesterday

I needa serve some serious karma for ts

[spiral lichen]

nooo i was already awake lolz just haven’t played gta a lot, been on rivals again but id like to play gta too! ahh i cant play both at once

do you need security upgrade on these specific businesses or can u just have it on the mansion one?

[broken musk]

You probably need security

[spiral lichen]

me with the mk2

[storm nimbus]

Both to stop raids

[spiral lichen]

i feel like it’s jsut an illusion tho

bc of the ground staff moving so fast

[spiral lichen]

on all? aw

that’s so expensive…

[broken musk]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

but whatever i guess

[spiral lichen]

that will be so much dollars

😓

[broken musk]

you need to pay for enough of an army that it could defend a small country just to defend your illicit goods

[spiral lichen]

literally bruh the gta inflation is insane

[still bobcat]

if you orb the gooch do you get a refund

[broken musk]

You don’t get a refund ever

[still bobcat]

what

[broken musk]

I’ve never been given a refund for a failed orb

[fierce mason]

SWEET HOME ALAMBA

[still bobcat]

thought u got a refund if it missed

[broken musk]

Nope, not anymore

[still bobcat]

or did they just remove the refund when there was a money glitch and never fix it

[broken musk]

I think they removed the refund bc ppl were abusing it for orb spamming

[still bobcat]

rockstar are just lazy

[broken musk]

Yup, now I get to eat $750K every time some gm player cheats

With zero chance of a refund. Literally an insult to injury

Good job rockstar

[still bobcat]

i get to keep $750,000 coz i'd never orb anyone

[fierce mason]

I always have 750k on stand by
Incase valk comes online

[still bobcat]

the only orb ive fired is on my friends and it made for a funny moment

[broken musk]

750K is chump change imo

I will not miss it

[fierce mason]

I never forgive her for this mistake

[broken musk]

Wasn’t that the same time we came up with this

[fierce mason]

Do not STAR IT AGAIN!

It already is star ONCE already
You cant have a second one

[still bobcat]

star it

[spiral lichen]

same but maybe i should buy one just to do it lol

[broken musk]

I did star it

[still bobcat]

i mean if u havent done it before its something to tick off

[real peak]

Bro got mugged by satan tax for 10k$

[still bobcat]

i think im going to buy a terrorbyte and mk2

[tame holly]

on the second character ?

[still bobcat]

will probably get these bunker resupplies done quicker and ill be able to make that money back faster than just using this stock fmj mk v

[still bobcat]

yes

i gotta buy a nightclub anyway for the macbeth shots

[tame holly]

ok cuz i was like lvl 1k without mk2 that's weird

[still bobcat]

oh yea i had it on launch

i was actively grinding back then

i dont go around griefing with it like the green goblin though, its solely to speed up the preps/supplies

[tame holly]

i don't even use mine for that anymore

last time i used it was for the ghosts

[rancid parcel]

4 star sweetie

Welcome back

[real peak]

Omg...

The stupid board "Unable t o serve" thingy

Make me hit the tower with my helicopter and die

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

I finished the deed

Ill expect the payment on my desk by morning though for my commitment

[rancid parcel]

No you didnt.

You were the 5th

[alpine basin]

exactly

[rancid parcel]

Scammuh

[still bobcat]

you know whats easier than robbing a bank? robbing bank robbers

you can buy the terrorbyte whilst the nightclub isnt setup, so im saving it until after ive done the alien egg

[alpine basin]

Or robbing retired bank robbers, sleepy and got lots of moni

[brittle hatch]

seeing how we get rekt during cutscene now : true

[still bobcat]

in home sweet home?

[alpine basin]

are you referencing the part where we take down a couple dozen guards single handedly, and then get one tapped by a corner camper behind a door?

[still bobcat]

im still convinced its because the AI is distracting us

[brittle hatch]

yes

[alpine basin]

I'd be distracted too personally

[still bobcat]

so that is a... MINIGUN?

1000 paige missions would have made a cool trophyt

[fierce mason]

For FUCK SAKE

Youre now getting 2 orbital strikes

I cannot believe this

The hard working pilot is getting insulted by a woman so lazy that she retires in her 20s and this cat person fella who keep involving WHEN HE NOT EVEN QUALIFIED FOR THE JOBS THAT I GIVE HIM

[pastel spire]

What the hell are you talking about

[fierce mason]

Valk fault

[broken musk]

Yes

We got it on the starboard again

[fierce mason]

THIS IS THE 2ND TIME THIS HAPPEN
ILL MAKE SURE THERE WONT BE A THIRD!!!

[broken musk]

What happened to the weed farm? Is there a weekly bonus or did it get buffed permanently? If it got bumped permanently then the weed farm is now better than the coke lockup

[alpine basin]

weekly bonus

[broken musk]

Ah okay

[alpine basin]

rage baiting him for the like 19th time (again)

I love this mission in particular

[broken musk]

Ong lmao it’s so funny

[west stirrup]

I’ve given up on the rdr1 plat, Unless i dont count the online

[still bobcat]

they did the monkey and the lion meme

[broken musk]

“Break! I’m taking a break!”

[west stirrup]

Why are we here?

[broken musk]

Tbh idk they kinda just arrested me for no good reason

[alpine basin]

Well avi kinda just, arrested us

hes a rat

not the good kind

[west stirrup]

What are good rats

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

Whahat

[still bobcat]

it was the same as davey knocking out michael to get him into the morgue

[alpine basin]

uhh...

[still bobcat]

i didnt get that prompt

and so the cutscene of the helicopter diving into the dirt played

yet there was no helicopter either

[real peak]

This game...

[still bobcat]

so it was just us 3 flying thru the air like The Crazy Frog

[alpine basin]

I got it on my first attempt for flying too low as well

It feels 2nd nature to fly low to the ground as helicopters are so exposed the higher you go, its just natural for me to do that

[real peak]

I got truck full load in weed farm, and game error bug

[broken musk]

My beloved weed

No longer schedule I for now

[real peak]

I lost it because bug =.=

[broken musk]

Lmao lowkey funny they gave us a weed farm bonus the same weed it got reclassified

[broken musk]

Eh, it won’t take long to get back

Still annoying though ofc

[real peak]

@still bobcat gunvan have atomic, railgun you needed for your female character

[still bobcat]

why do i need that

[real peak]

If you don't wantt delivery get flip by some random thing

[sleek prism]

I got transaction failing error, I sold weed 3 times

MC Business in Career Progress increased by 2mil

[tame holly]

wait i'm only at 9M from mc buisness ? I thought i had more

at least i'm close to done with the delivery bikes

[still bobcat]

[golden sundial]

Lol

[sleek prism]

Oppressor Mk2..

[still bobcat]

Whats this mean

[golden sundial]

I just realized Paige is added as a contact when you buy the terrorbyte, what do you get from calling her?

[still bobcat]

Or is that just warning u it has 20 missiles

[golden sundial]

Yes, that's what it means

[still bobcat]

fair enough

[sleek prism]

Call her to find out, obviously

[golden sundial]

Well I can't do that rn

[sleek prism]

Same, just closed the game

[still bobcat]

one sec ill check

[golden sundial]

Lel

[still bobcat]

lets hope this was worth $11mil

[broken musk]

So many Felipes..

[alpine basin]

I forgot I had free will for a second, give me a minute

[broken musk]

What monster could possibly do this to so many innocent felipes?

[broken musk]

I see

[pastel spire]

Added free bird to it cuz why not

[sleek prism]

@sturdy tapir the latvian monster

[alpine basin]

Should I got fist fight the yeti but with 10000000x punching power?

[still bobcat]

saxton punch

[fierce mason]

You have to be kidding with me

ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBER STAR IT!

[pastel spire]

sure

[alpine basin]

star what

I didn't see nothing

[sleek prism]

Martol might fly again poster

[still bobcat]

this pic

[alpine basin]

I know, I starred it too

I was the 5th one

[sleek prism]

Might be 2nd time its on starboard

[alpine basin]

it'd be funny

[fierce mason]

Shotgun loaded

[fierce mason]

[fierce mason]

Do not FUCKING STAR IT FOR THE THIRD TIME!

[alpine basin]

Gotta do this, then fist fight with yeti

you'll like it, promise

[still bobcat]

mk2 is good for this

that supply mission of shooting the helicopters solo was time consuming

[alpine basin]

Not quite the same guy, just alot of the same people at once, worth every nickel I paid for valet, only a few casino valets though :(

[alpine basin]

[hollow owl]

I've gotten san Andreas Sightseer, Multi-Disciplined, Three Man Army and Close Shave and gotten 0 random events

I need 6 more

[tame holly]

one kick woman

[alpine basin]

I don't think he stood a chance

his soul just, disappeared

[west stirrup]

Tracey DS i have a question

[hollow owl]

Helo

[west stirrup]

Does aim assist work with scoped weapons?

[hollow owl]

Like when your in 1st person and zoomed in?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[hollow owl]

Or do u mean snipers

[tame holly]

from experience no

[west stirrup]

Yes

[still bobcat]

not the sniper overlay ones, but yes, first person iron sights and holographic sights is aim assist

[hollow owl]

Snipers have no aim assist except the no scope sniper thing

[lost lily]

cinematic fps

[hollow owl]

FINALLY I GOT A R EVENT

[west stirrup]

[pastel spire]

Holy cinematic widescreen

[hollow owl]

98.1% done

[tame holly]

what do you need ?

[pastel spire]

how's your trophy hunt going so far

[hollow owl]

5 more random events

[hollow owl]

Need 1 more for story being 100%

And the 3 more for online

[pastel spire]

have u got the construction thing

[pastel spire]

sounds annoying, how fun

[hollow owl]

Did that

[pastel spire]

wait why do u have snow

[tame holly]

iirc its a director mode glitch

[alpine basin]

snow?

[tame holly]

i think so ?

[pastel spire]

why do we have to wait for snow😔

[alpine basin]

Im just special

[tame holly]

I have no clue for glitches tho

[pastel spire]

i haven't gotten any snow irl

[alpine basin]

everybody hates the snow but me

[pastel spire]

it's like it's not even december

[pastel spire]

i just hate when it's there for long

should be 2 weeks max

[gray parcel]

i got snow tires irl yesterday

and it's snowing right now

[pastel spire]

it's not even that cold irl and i live in sweden

[pastel spire]

jealous

we've just gotten rain here lately

[gray parcel]

midwest winters are supreme

[alpine basin]

I just have all terrain tires on my truck irl all year round, wish such a thing existed in GTA like having to factor in weather and terrain and actually having a use for different tire classes outside of a 5% bump reduction

[pastel spire]

Eric screams at me everytime i leave my house

[real peak]

My backkkk

ahhhhhhhhhh

It crackinggg

[tame holly]

old

[real peak]

Me old

[lost lily]

on iron mule, lock on jammer doesn't work if you've countermeasures so remove them

[still bobcat]

yea this mk2 is speeding up the bunker resupplies nicely

after another 500 of these ill have saved hours letting me grind the money back

[gray parcel]

you also can't drive a car into the cargobay if you have countermeasures

or livery

[hollow owl]

1 more event and I've 100% story

99.4% done

DONE

IM DONE

[pastel spire]

LEZGO

[craggy mica]

nice

i’m still play gta v as well

[hollow owl]

Yeah i just saw

[pastel spire]

haven't played story mode in years

[hollow owl]

You just did Lamar Down

[pastel spire]

Bro is a stalker

[hollow owl]

Now for plat trophy

I need Numero Uno, Backseat Driver and Enjoy Your Stay

[pastel spire]

Oh for fuck's sake why is all gifs blocked

[pastel spire]

Right what exactly do u need to do for backseat driver

[hollow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-staring-hd-watching-gif-23055924

[hollow owl]

Iys the rally driver one

Ths driver cant see

[pastel spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1450262792660586700/trim.BEA54910-C935-4ECB-8ACD-A6C3E2AEE9B6.gif

[hollow owl]

And the passenger has to give them directions essentially

[pastel spire]

so u need like a friend in a mic to direct your driving?😭

[hollow owl]

Or text them the directions

[pastel spire]

Ah

[alpine basin]

Download the gif, insert it as a file

[pastel spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231335388673740854/1420050082501234698/trim.8B03D9A1-A1CD-4C7D-B309-6CD433CD8817.gif

[alpine basin]

(use with caution, also don't spam it)

[pastel spire]

i'm watching daredevil rn lmao

[alpine basin]

honestly I don't think getting 100% is that bad for story mode, been a dumb amount of time since I've done it though

[west stirrup]

What does that 3rd one mean exactly

[hollow owl]

San Andreas?

Explore the entire map

Even though there was some small grey areas I got it

[still bobcat]

i think i’ve underestimated the 600 resupply

think ive only done like 110 ish and its day 4

idk why i convinced myself the first character it only took 80 hours

[untold dock]

all that work for an ugly tattoo

[still bobcat]

worst opinion ever

[west stirrup]

I thought you got that tattoo from the Macbeth nightclub thing

[daring bobcat]

thats the shirt

[west stirrup]

Uh

[daring bobcat]

or maybe both

[west stirrup]

What about where you spawn in front of an Ufo

[untold dock]

you need to have done the 600 resupplies

[still bobcat]

u do

[pastel spire]

Does the ”complete knoway out in under 60 minutes” count time that you haven't been in the missions

[west stirrup]

And now it’s much easier to get with the snow

Usually you’d need a thunderstorm and a certain time

[west stirrup]

No

[gray parcel]

free roam time doesn't count

same as cluck bell and oscar time trials

[still bobcat]

well yea, ive done it once without the snow, and i might not even finish these resupplys whilst the snow is here

[pastel spire]

Sweet

[hollow owl]

Tennis is literally impossible, the connection is selling

I need a actual drone

[still bobcat]

im beached as bro

lucky, theres a terrorbyte spawn location right here

[gritty ibex]

Why did i get this message, i dont hack or cheat

[still bobcat]

right no more texting and, boating?

nvm

im fucking stupid i did it again

[still bobcat]

if it keeps happening restart your game

[gritty ibex]

It happend twice yesterday

Once today

[still bobcat]

stop joining public lobbies then

[gritty ibex]

Guys i saw a lvl 8000 the other day, hes def a hacker

[still bobcat]

oh yea im so fucking good

[gritty ibex]

when u go to the gta online menu when u boot up the game, it auto takes u to public lobby

[still bobcat]

so go to sp and go invite only

[sleek prism]

Its also faster to go first to story mode and then to inv only

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

omfg

i got the terrorbyte stuck again

[untold dock]

got all mc businesses full but no motivation to sell them

[daring bobcat]

if only ther ewas a sell session soon

[sturdy tapir]

Atomizer pistol

[still bobcat]

dont have it

ill see if u can use it mid-resupply mission

[pastel spire]

How long is the knoway cooldown

[still bobcat]

omg u can use the gun van mid resupply

[sleek prism]

I'm in same situation maybe

4 business

[still bobcat]

the up n atomizer doesnt work on this longfin in the resupply mission

[sleek prism]

@untold dock If I hop on, lets sell some drugs?

[untold dock]

can do

[still bobcat]

FUCK THIS

[pastel spire]

350K? Thought it was 500K

[hollow owl]

Easy Mode: 350,000 but no Elite Challenge
Normal Mode: 350,000 has Elite pays extra 50k
Hard Mode: 525,000 has Elite pays extra 100k

[pastel spire]

Ah

[gray parcel]

i hate how some missions just disable atomizer altogether

[sleek prism]

@untold dock should we sell bunker too? ~850k

[untold dock]

i don't see a reason to not wait until full

[sleek prism]

ye

I'm in friend session or do you inv

[daring bobcat]

need one more?

[sleek prism]

sure

makes life easier

[gray parcel]

the crew sell session is soon also

[hollow owl]

Enjoy your Stay done

Might need a goofy goober for rally

Nvm, they can direct me through directions using buttons

Wait, I can just do At the Races track

Its just a circle

[sleek prism]

[hollow owl]

What tf

Blocked on the entire session??

[sleek prism]

tf this means?

[gray parcel]

cd?

[untold dock]

i think it's because of the stupid event

can you disband?

[lost lily]

Is the hsw bug on fmj fixed

[daring bobcat]

YES

[lost lily]

Cool beans. Gonna buy it

[sleek prism]

what bug

[abstract ether]

I guess nobody wants your stuff.

[daring bobcat]

we could do this in the sell session, more money

[lost lily]

https://youtu.be/h_qthuiHtGU?si=fhgU9wt6571p871j

[gritty ibex]

what is better, vacca or infernus

[lost lily]

Do /carcompare

[hollow owl]

I'm getting desperate

NOOO I looked away, looked back and a random joined and left

[untold dock]

wtf

[daring bobcat]

wait I wanna get the hauler

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

it's same old sweaters from years ago

[hollow owl]

Idk what im supposed to be looking at, the wall art, the MC noti or the fact you have weapons to sell to Ammu Nation

[broken musk]

Tf happened

Why did the casino call in their army of felipes

[daring bobcat]

I dont have them

[hollow owl]

Finally did it

But where trophy game

[daring bobcat]

first one

[hollow owl]

Bro i got scammed by the game

[real peak]

Wat?

[hollow owl]

Direct a driver to 1st place as co-driver in Rally Mode

I DID THAT

[real peak]

Meh backkkkk!!!
ARGHHH

X-X

[hollow owl]

...

I need another team to beat

[sleek prism]

baz joining us?

[daring bobcat]

sure

I can get the other sweater later

[sleek prism]

all sold?

[untold dock]

i'm softlocked on the mct

trying to check if that coke sale went through

it gave me the notification like it didn't but i got the money

[sleek prism]

hmm

[untold dock]

it did

all sold yeah

[sleek prism]

nice

10 business sales, 1h 30min

[real peak]

heh =w=

[grim ferry]

You know what

the XS4 is not a bad retirement car

[daring bobcat]

stop being afk

[candid veldt]

nice spawn

[sleek prism]

sorry, I was busy

[daring bobcat]

all good, just had to wait for the timer

[sleek prism]

nice

so much more to go

[untold dock]

but what about smugglers run

[daring bobcat]

im now half way for after hours

[sleek prism]

do we need to talk about that?

ass

[untold dock]

actually do you guys have the hot spot award

[daring bobcat]

is that the after hours one?

[gray parcel]

that's the players in your nightclub one

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

no, I have like 8 visits

[untold dock]

we could grind it out

now

[gray parcel]

i just spammed the session invite in every lobby for like two weeks

[sleek prism]

and uhh, I need to go soon, to sauna

[daring bobcat]

I have 16 visits

[real peak]

I have zero =w=

[gray parcel]

you can autohotkey the dance awards

[untold dock]

coordinated?

[gray parcel]

not very but it works

the perfect dance for x minutes one won't work with it

[untold dock]

i got the 1h for each dj with just rmb held down

[gray parcel]

at least i didn't fiddle with my script to make it work

[sleek prism]

I think that 4h dance is doable with any afk method

Hot Spot award is the last one I need, 7 awards alr

[untold dock]

come to my club

there's a trick i want to test with rejoining the session quickly too

[sleek prism]

ok

did it work

[untold dock]

looks like no, initializing

so i guess it's putting me into a public session

[sleek prism]

damn

[untold dock]

rather than the same one

yeah goes to public

it might work with a solo public session

but just going to creator and rejoining is pretty fast anyway

shit

i'm not actually getting progress on the award

[sleek prism]

damn

[broken musk]

“what miracle did you want me to perform”

[untold dock]

join me instead of me joining the same session

[sleek prism]

yea maybe that works

[untold dock]

yeah now i got progres, this sucks though because it's much slower

[tame holly]

And on console where that isnt an option ?

[untold dock]

i'll try going to main menu

[sleek prism]

ok, time to sauna, cya later

[gray parcel]

suffer

[tame holly]

Pain

[daring bobcat]

you dont need to tap to dance, just dance and afk

[gray parcel]

teach cat to button

[untold dock]

not even going to main menu works, it has to be a new session to get progress on hot spot

:(

[daring bobcat]

I was just going to hop between public sessions and invite everyone

im going to head off, need food

[untold dock]

ok

[gray parcel]

it works better than you might think

[daring bobcat]

thats how I got to 16, just very boring

[gray parcel]

i also take random nc invites now after doing it because i know the strug

[untold dock]

guess i'll try it for a bit

i have no hopes for this

idk why anyone would come

[daring bobcat]

its normally the low levels

set your spawn to nightclub to make it faaster

[untold dock]

28 people and nobody came

how many hours did it take to get 16

[daring bobcat]

keep inviting

[untold dock]

[broken musk]

Okay I have learned what I need for my gold vault: 1 billion in cash

[hollow owl]

As in at one time or?

Overall

[covert atlas]

One time

How full the vault is is dependent on how much money is currently in your bank

[knotty briar]

From what I read there’s like 8 stages apparently? With billion being the highest

[hollow owl]

So I'm never gnna have a vault full of gold bars

[lost lily]

The green stuff

[broken musk]

I’ll send video if I find it again

https://youtu.be/t38ruKznecw?si=0d2tOFIF7dhFLlQU

This is what $1 looks like in your mansion vault

[livid agate]

Damn looks like a $1 bill

[lost lily]

Clothing store near A is unusable cuz of that annoying phone ringing

Have to remove my headphones

[pastel spire]

go to another clothing store

[cunning python]

? !

[livid agate]

#gta-tech-support

[cunning python]

shut up mr moderator

i want to complain and not look for a solution

[untold dock]

how the fuck do you get in the arena war spectator box

when i try to use the door it just puts me back in the workshop instantly and i can't use it again until i find a new session

matchmaking is open and arena war is not hidden

[broken musk]

ok

[cunning python]

thats okay i didnt want to go to cayuo ayway

[viscid belfry]

brother

[lost lily]

Sold a bunch of useless cars hit the daily sell limit. Then deleted a few more with npc cars

[untold dock]

i sold a speedo

no idea why i even owned one

but it has no customization and i have the personal speedo custom from career progress now anyway

first vehicle i've sold in years

[cunning python]

nice

[hollow owl]

[livid agate]

meme material

[cunning python]

no way hes doing the tapping helmet thing to warn cops

[livid agate]

yeah ur right cause that isnt a thing

sorry buster

[teal gale]

Why do u get warning for asking help with duffel bag glitch in #pc-e｜other-lfg

says to use another channel but none fit

[livid agate]

regex false flagged u ig

try removing lf1

[teal gale]

It was the word "help"

[livid agate]

yeah remove that one

[teal gale]

Can i get my warning removed 😭

[livid agate]

u can but its like pointless cause they dont mean anything anyways

and are ignored

[teal gale]

oh i thought at 3 warnings u get perm banned

[livid agate]

no

[teal gale]

thx

[hollow owl]

3 warnings perma ban would be like most of the actives here gone

[broken musk]

not the Jerry can again…

[forest jackal]

ong

[pastel spire]

In most servers the 3 warnings ban is when warnings are harder to get

[pastel spire]

then why exist

hollup who is the owner of this server

[untold dock]

james

[hollow owl]

Warnings expire overtime depending on the severity

My anti spam ones have def expired by now

[pastel spire]

i've been warned for shitposting, childish behaviour, and talking gta outside gta chat

[hollow owl]

I've only been warned from stuff like anti spam detection, caps spam and i think thats it

But nth from an actual mod

[pastel spire]

i don't understand how people follow rules so easily😭

[hollow owl]

The caps spam i remember from when Dre 2x paid 8 mill

[hollow owl]

It's very easy

Just don't be silly

[pastel spire]

THERE WAS A DRE 2X?!

[hollow owl]

Back in april when I speedran it

[pastel spire]

not for me lmao😭

[pastel spire]

so you’re telling me that you could get 2 million for the contract

and i missed it

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[pastel spire]

Fuck

[hollow owl]

It was bugged for your first onen

Paid 8 mill

[pastel spire]

😭

Goddamnit why do i miss this stuff

Atleast i didn't miss 2x casino

[hollow owl]

I didn't make alot when it was 2x, that was when I started getting bored of Dre

[pastel spire]

Ye

Still other ways to get money are even more boring so i would spam that shit

[livid agate]

to tell u not to do it

[pastel spire]

ah

[hollow owl]

Why is the grass green type question

[pastel spire]

😭

[hollow owl]

Rules exist to keep chaos in control and laws in order

Except Raptor

[pastel spire]

i do not like raptor

[pastel spire]

i missed the hype when the dlc trailer dropped🥲

[broken musk]

I don’t go in there for this reason

Not often

[viscid belfry]

why aint modmail working?

[trim canyon]

Idk didn't work for me orher day just wait a lil ig

[viscid belfry]

well shiiiit

[broken musk]

Yes but we are playing a game that we do everything except abide by the rules and laws

[plucky burrow]

This is not a game

This is riyal life

Or something

Imagine there was a gathering of gta players in a building

For a gta event

Would it be appropriate to gun everyone down because that's what you'd do in the game

[alpine basin]

probably

but whose going to tell you its not appropriate, you just ggunned everyone down, nobody to agrue back

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Agreed this is hell.

[plucky burrow]

You are a good assistant

[rancid parcel]

Get out of my mansion.

[plucky burrow]

Mine now

[rancid parcel]

Rent free demon.

[plucky burrow]

I'm keeping the rats away

[real peak]

Morning

[lost lily]

this livery looks nice

[nova comet]

Now what ?

[nocturne fossil]

uninstall xd

[viscid belfry]

just completed Cluckin bell and only got 500k, isn't paying double this week?

[hazy quarry]

does the mission creator is fun

[loud pebble]

no

[storm nimbus]

It's a one time 500k bonus and it's granted in 72 hours

There is also a one time 500k bonus for being a support member

[nova comet]

Bruh

[viscid belfry]

I see

[alpine basin]

make another character and grind that too, you are only halfway done

[still bobcat]

characters still share the total earnt

[nova comet]

That 2nd character

1st is female rank 1000

[neon acorn]

hi guys

@still bobcat nose is bleeding but I’ll get on in a bit

[neon acorn]

real

[still bobcat]

okie

[neon acorn]

Gotta see a doctor

I’ve had three nosebleeds this entire week

possibly more soon

[still bobcat]

could be the hot weather

[neon acorn]

And I’m sick and overworked…

I’m still working yet I can barely function 😔

Having to breathe from my mouth :(

and I’m tired

And sneezing

I hate work

[viscid belfry]

I did some pull ups and it showed temporary bonus gained, what does that mean?

[viscid belfry]

get yourself a nasal spray

[storm nimbus]

Bonus strength for that session
Yoga gives a running & swimming speed boost

[viscid belfry]

like I'm tankier?

[storm nimbus]

I've seen someone say that yes, I dunno if strength correlates to reducing damage taken

[viscid belfry]

what does increased strength mean exactly though?

like I punch harder or somethin like that?

[storm nimbus]

That I know for sure it effects yeah

[viscid belfry]

tf

when are you doing hand to hand combat??? lol

[still bobcat]

strength does a few things

it only increases melee damage from like 15 > 19 though

[viscid belfry]

what else does it do?

[still bobcat]

climb ladders faster, reduces the amount of damage armour takes on a hit, i think it changes golf and tennis but i could be wrong

[viscid belfry]

I see, how long does it last though, do you know?