gta-online-mk2

[tidal yew]

He killed me first time

[pastel spire]

Hah

[neon acorn]

perfect

[pastel spire]

thanks

[west stirrup]

Blue ain’t jolly

[pastel spire]

[sleek prism]

An upgrade I already have?

[fair crater]

dont mind it. i also got the notice even tho i havent buy the car

[still bobcat]

guess we'll see tomorrow if you can do the preps solo for doomsday cmm

[sleek prism]

you gonna buy it?

checkmate

[neon acorn]

I hate it so much

so wide

Banshee on top

V12 bansheeeeeeeee

[sleek prism]

GTS? Nah.. awful sound

[neon acorn]

grr

[real peak]

Gonna find sumthing to nom nom @sturdy tapir

[burnt maple]

Are you online right now?

[daring bobcat]

YEP

[burnt maple]

Coming

[untold dock]

you cannot

[pastel spire]

So Cluckin' Bell is basically Mike Ehramtraut's quest to fuck with Hector in Better Call Saul

[fierce mason]

I buy

Ill bid 500k

[still bobcat]

https://youtu.be/PXCKKgdi6iw?si=CBMmWf_n9gHnEvvv 3:50 GTA Series Videos doesn't often get things wrong, are you sure

[burnt maple]

Bro i think i got banned

[untold dock]

i think that is actually an error in the video

if the same team isn't present for the preps, it should warn you progress will be reset when you try to start the finale

[daring bobcat]

bro

[neon acorn]

[sleek prism]

banned bro

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat I even used AI and it said that I had to be present

just saying

But hey

[burnt maple]

Am in send me your name

[neon acorn]

We’ll see first

[daring bobcat]

its baz851

[burnt maple]

Done

[sleek prism]

@untold dock did you get elite when knoway out finale under 6min?

[untold dock]

no

you need to kill basically everyone to get enough headshots

[sleek prism]

yeah

[untold dock]

which i don't think is possible under 6 minutes solo

[still bobcat]

eh it doesnt matter, i can still cancel

[untold dock]

well yeah but wasted effort

[still bobcat]

🤷‍♀️

[burnt maple]

How do i buy it

[burnt maple]

Ah got it thanks

[still bobcat]

i dont see it as time loss or a waste

[neon acorn]

Why are you doing it in under 6 mins and not just within the time limit

[untold dock]

because i want to

[neon acorn]

ok

Why won't you talk!

Break! I’m taking a break.

I love our character so much

[still bobcat]

sleep

[neon acorn]

They deserve a big hug

[still bobcat]

[neon acorn]

true, I forgot

[fair crater]

yeah i bought it. but idk,nothing special so far. i only drive it a bit tho

[sleek prism]

hsw and shit?

[fair crater]

ye

i also hate the spoiler

[neon acorn]

The spoiler is too big

I might either sell it or never use it

[fair crater]

im just gonna make it looks like the irl counterpart and put it in podium

maybe

[still bobcat]

this griefer is trying to kill me

wow

[neon acorn]

Real mature!

[still bobcat]

omg i took a taxi all the way to my bunker to get told theres 10 ceos...

of course 2 were in their stupid instance so how could i have known

wow way to rub it in

[split moon]

haha!

[untold dock]

the ceo limit is such garbage

i love spending 10 minute sifting through sessions to find one where i can be a ceo and get max high demand

[pastel spire]

Where’s my extra $500,000 Rockstar

[daring bobcat]

can take upto 72 hours

[pastel spire]

Damn you Rockstar

[real peak]

Ruby necklace...2 paints and all cash in hard mode

[pastel spire]

ranking in fat stacks yo

[daring bobcat]

start of my christmas car collection

[still bobcat]

What's wrong with you, why are you gold -methman

[pastel spire]

What is that car on the right

[still bobcat]

clique

[daring bobcat]

claimable from the salvage yard, clique

[untold dock]

i'll get it, only because of the lc plate

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Vapid Clique | ᴍᴜsᴄʟᴇ

This vehicle was added on December 25, 2018. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: 1951 Ford, Ford Coupe

Basic Info

$909,000
1,250 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Muscle
1:06.399 Lap Time
116.25 mph Top Speed

1/2 clique • Data from GTACars.net

[untold dock]

ugh gangbanger

[sleek prism]

ah right, 3 salvages again

[pastel spire]

Why are you a psychedelic porn crumpet

[lament frigate]

[still bobcat]

[daring bobcat]

got another one

[pastel spire]

We got Rockstar re-using gta 6 assets before gta 6💔

[still bobcat]

i keep seeing that but how do we know

[burnt maple]

We nose

[pastel spire]

know what

[pastel spire]

[rancid parcel]

🤳 🖥️

[sleek prism]

_ _

[burnt maple]

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

Alright another t4 done

no more know way out

and rank 397 achieved

thanks to the rp reward from the t4

[west stirrup]

They’re literally towels lol

There ain’t no different models for that

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat busy?

[daring bobcat]

doing a set-up, whats up?

[pastel spire]

the sky

[sleek prism]

adversary mode

once

win or lose, dgaf

[untold dock]

i cna join

[sleek prism]

you free? oke

[untold dock]

overtime rumble is pretty fun actually

[pastel spire]

What do u do in it

[untold dock]

car

[pastel spire]

Oh wait you're the guy who calls heists missions and faked the vigilante stunts

[heady grove]

can i join?

[sleek prism]

didnt know how to open parachute

[heady grove]

overtime rumble is so much fun

[heady grove]

lol

[west stirrup]

How many adversary modes returned this week

[sleek prism]

1

[tidal yew]

Can u add kosatka to ur mansion podium

[untold dock]

ok this map is kinda garbage

but the other ones are fun with full teams

[west stirrup]

Cack

I still need 21

[untold dock]

[sleek prism]

yeah

[west stirrup]

Whar is going on

[untold dock]

3

[daring bobcat]

I also need adversery wins

[sleek prism]

how many different you have participated in

[untold dock]

3

[daring bobcat]

5

[sleek prism]

the hell I gonna do when I have done everything else than adversaries

[untold dock]

i only have arena war, adversary modes, smuggler's run and after hours left

[real peak]

Xd

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Ssly why dont u talk

[sleek prism]

Yay

[tame holly]

So i did the wheel cuz why not....

[sleek prism]

38 headshots, 8:49 or smth like that

[tame holly]

ofc i got the car first try

[sleek prism]

when you dont want the car, ofc you win it

[tame holly]

tbf i don't mind it was on my radar

just not a priority

[real peak]

Mikkoooo

Can you help me with heist?

[daring bobcat]

nice

[sleek prism]

What heist

[real peak]

Cayo and diamond

[sleek prism]

preps done?

[real peak]

All set

Just need a duo

[west stirrup]

Bad news..

Le buzzard sale is disabled

[real peak]

Ohhhh

Nvm

Diamond only

I forgot to do cayo prep

[sleek prism]

send inv when ready

[real peak]

Okie

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Goodnight

[real peak]

Night larzy

[sleek prism]

what the fuck

[real peak]

Mikkooooo

[tame holly]

thats a new one

[sturdy tapir]

WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLL

KATTO IM TAKING YOUR CATNIP AWAY

YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE A TRUCK MAN

[real peak]

I'M NOT DRIVING!!!

DX

Thx @sleek prism

[sturdy tapir]

WHY YOU LET DRUNK MIKO DRIVE

[real peak]

Even u set on fire that truck but somehow

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[sturdy tapir]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[sleek prism]

np

@sturdy tapir @real peak

[real peak]

I have so many question

[lost lily]

that's what u call group sachs

[spiral lichen]

hey guys

what does it mean when it says crew session 2/4/3

ugh why is no one in the crew seasons???

[tame holly]

bruh i lost connection to the servers right as i was getting to the airport for king tony...

I might have time tomorrow to finish it tho

[daring bobcat]

can anyone join me to try and get the festive hauler and gooch?

[hollow owl]

86.2% story mode

Worst trophies I still have to do yet is gold medals on all hobbies and pastimes and spending 200 mill across the 3

[real peak]

Finally..

After hard work

I got my own

A mansion

[heady grove]

gg

[pastel spire]

what is this answer bro

[mighty marten]

theyre in the right

[heady grove]

what the fuck

[gray parcel]

i would recommend not reading reddit

[pastel spire]

listen to DebosBeachCruiser fr

[pastel spire]

parents really be asking for parenting advice on reddit💔

[celest wyvern]

Reddit depresses the hell out of me

[untold dock]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/2001695208681927093?s=46&t=YBhfh_FCK_7xWFNhYh2KSw

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Rockstar has disabled the Buzzard Sell Mission for MC Businesses in today’s tunable update, likely due to one of its drop-off locations being at the Tongva Estate.
#GTAOnline

X · Dec 18, 2025, 4:45 PM

mc businesses are even worse now

great

instead of moving one single dropoff they disable the entire sell mission

[gray parcel]

that's a load bearing dropoff

[untold dock]

load bearing drywall

these decisions truly baffle me

i get that effort put into online this late is low but come the fuck on

[tame holly]

yeaaaaaaaa more chances for the fucking trash trucks yeaaaaaaaa

[heady grove]

very balanced teams

[pastel spire]

bro is fucked😭

[heady grove]

Yup

[pastel spire]

[heady grove]

29-0

[pastel spire]

Depressing

[heady grove]

lmfao

why did it bounce

[pastel spire]

Playing the same and my teammate really just ran me off the ramp then ran himself off the ramp aswell

fuck i can't stay on the damn thing

[heady grove]

[pastel spire]

i seriously never get teamed up with someone good

[untold dock]

are there no new rewards from the festive hauler

i got the shirts when that was added

followed it for a while now and only got money

[twin drum]

https://vxtwitter.com/TexFunz2/status/2001695208681927093

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Rockstar has disabled the Buzzard Sell Mission for MC Businesses in today’s tunable update, likely due to one of its drop-off locations being at the Tongva Estate.
#GTAOnline

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 18, 2025, 4:45 PM

there goes one of the fast mc sales, increasing the odds of getting a slow one instead

[tame holly]

so this is the 2nd sale mission that has been removed

[pastel spire]

i got money and snacks

[pastel spire]

why does rockstar hate us so much

how do i get the gooch

[tame holly]

get lucky

[pastel spire]

💀

i could've phrased that better

[lost lily]

I'll be ok if they disable all the missions except the one where u get high

[sleek prism]

they should disable boat sell missions. Were there a sell mission with tugboat..?

[untold dock]

tug is for special cargo

[sleek prism]

right

[untold dock]

ion mind boat

i really fucking hate the planes

[sleek prism]

and I dont mind planes :D

[untold dock]

planes are so awfully boring

[sleek prism]

but boat mission is faster?

[untold dock]

way faster

[pastel spire]

I'm Batman… i live in the shadows… justice… FOR LOS SANTOS!

[mighty marten]

severe lack of bat ensignias

[pastel spire]

it's the early days🤷‍♂️

[mighty marten]

ok "man"

[full turtle]

how fast is the fmj mk5 on old gen?

[pastel spire]

hellyeah

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup was it you who hates that?

[tame holly]

did it with the snowman and grey alien outfits

equally as funny

[real peak]

Yeti got captured by FIB

For questioning

[sleek prism]

Finally

[pastel spire]

What about document forgery

[sleek prism]

fuck it

[untold dock]

160k full sale :sku

such a waste of time

i bought that shit only for career progress, haven't even made my money back from it

[sleek prism]

yeah same

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism miko

Im ON THE GAME

[sleek prism]

and?

[sturdy tapir]

Inv

[untold dock]

no

[hollow owl]

How tf can I abuse the stock market to get 200 mill for this award for story mode

I am not robbing stores to get to 200 mill to spend between the 3

[untold dock]

buy low

sleep until worth more than what you paid
sell

repeat

[tame holly]

or just google what to invest money in if u haven't done the assasination missions

[hollow owl]

So a -36.7 price movement and Avg. Change % being 10.51% is smth i should do

[green fractal]

For 1 drop, they destroy all.

[hollow owl]

I only realised I could've done this before doing the assassinations

[tame holly]

bruh

[hollow owl]

I've done the entire game already

Left this till last

[green fractal]

[twin drum]

this is the way

[hollow owl]

Who would've thought getting the 200 mill would be harder than spending it in story mode

[sleek prism]

After doing assassinations with stocks, you cant spend that much in story mode

[twin drum]

i never quite got why people were so obsessed with farming the assassinations for stocks in story mode

whoo you can buy the golf course

now what

ever gonna go there?

[green fractal]

Do you need to make all 200 from market?

[hollow owl]

No

But i need 200 mill to spend between the 3 characters

[green fractal]

Then use a menu to manipulate.

[hollow owl]

Im ps5

😊

[twin drum]

smh tomy just LOOK at his blue name

[green fractal]

Probably some methods for it too.

[twin drum]

i bet he's on the scammer list, too

[green fractal]

I have myopia. Still, we are all blue.

[twin drum]

as all blue name users are

[sleek prism]

https://www.gtabase.com/grand-theft-auto-v/side-missions/gta-5-lester-s-assassinations-guide-how-to-make-2-billion-with-stock-market

have seen this?

[hollow owl]

All I need is enough to buy the gold course and the cinema and done

[tame holly]

i'm not on there for sure

[twin drum]

as all blue name users are.

[hollow owl]

I've done his assassination already

Im 87.6% done with the game

[green fractal]

Most of the users don't use the list.

[sleek prism]

damn.. I did it on ps4 some years ago

[hollow owl]

Accusing me of being a bad person

[tame holly]

Proof, i would be in there if i was on it

[hollow owl]

All I've done is be helpful

[sleek prism]

do you need to do that with that save?

[green fractal]

PS5 don't have any savegame manipulator?

[twin drum]

dude what do you want

[hollow owl]

No clue

[twin drum]

"proof that your joke was wrong"

are you daft?

[green fractal]

Hey chill

I don't wanna see #gta-online convos here

[hollow owl]

All I've been doing rn is turning off auto save, looking at ass stock, investing in that, going to sleep but not saving it

Waking up and checkikgn

Basically what Cora said

And I've made 3 mill back so

[twin drum]

corer

[hollow owl]

Corner

[twin drum]

doller

[green fractal]

Sleeping doesn't work anymore afaik. Like, they changed it and if you sleep, it can go bad, is what i read somewhere.

[hollow owl]

Working for me

I check everytime and it changes

[sleek prism]

stock market really works only during assassinations

[hollow owl]

Didn't know that till a few mins ago

[green fractal]

I left assassinations to the last too.

[sleek prism]

yeah

[green fractal]

Only did 2-3, and made some 3 digit millions.

[untold dock]

a lot of story mode missions other than assassinations affect stock prices too

[twin drum]

when you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut as franklin the lamar stock goes up

when trevor trips over the fence and franklin laughs at him the ron stock drops to 0

[pastel spire]

assassinations? Don't you mean heists?

[twin drum]

no

[hollow owl]

No

Big Score can affect the market iirc

But its been in game weeks since then

[twin drum]

but can it affect the trout population

[pastel spire]

Yes

[pastel spire]

Yes

[hollow owl]

Someone didnt play story mode

[twin drum]

clueless people always feeling the need to double down on being wrong

[hollow owl]

If you did, you would know there are 5 assassination

[pastel spire]

i am right you are wrong

[hollow owl]

I only did them as I thought you needed to progress the game

;-;

[pastel spire]

just the first one

[sleek prism]

Is these any help?

• As Michael, complete the Epsilon Program: it rewards you with $2.1 million if you betray the organization.

[hollow owl]

One vid i saw said I needed to sleep 1000 times for me to make alot with the market

Did that already

[sleek prism]

You can complete the "Hitch Lift 1" random event (or you can decide to leave this until after the last heist): invest every protagonist's money in Tinkle stocks on Bawsaq.com BEFORE completing this encounter. Afterward, wait for the Tinkle stocks to increase by 30% and sell them all.

This?

[green fractal]

Did all possible methods already

Without cheating, you are doomed.

[hollow owl]

Probably noy

I'm so clooooose

Whyyyyyyyy

[sleek prism]

is it an award in the game or trophy on ps?

[green fractal]

Was that the girl you rescue from Lost?

[hollow owl]

Award for ps

I want plat trophy

[twin drum]

who the heck is noy

new character??

leak??

[sleek prism]

wouldnt it be easier to make a new save just for money?

[hollow owl]

I cba to do the story again just for a award

[sleek prism]

:D

[hollow owl]

Sunken Cost Fallacy

Has taken over me

[sleek prism]

anyway, good luck. I go to continue fuckass cargo robbery

[hollow owl]

I'm in too deep

[twin drum]

that would likely actually be faster than trying to get it via stocks post assassinations though

[hollow owl]

A Lot Of Cheddar:
Spend a total of 200 million across all 3 characters

Multi Disciplined is just as bad as this tbh

[twin drum]

stingy rockstar not making a money code

smh

[hollow owl]

This is why PC is superior

Amanda is still laying next to me, its been over 2 in game weeks

[twin drum]

youve been gone so much

she missed her husband

plus she's scared of the explosions outside

alternatively she keeps getting up and you only happen to wake up during the brief moments when she's also there

[hollow owl]

9 more hobbies and pastimes
7 more random events and 5 more miscellaneous stuff

All I have left for ps awards is
Career Criminal
San Andreas Explorer
Multi-Disciplined
Three Man Army
Alot of Cheddar
Close Shave

[twin drum]

tfw the game requires you to shave but you have no hair growth

[untold dock]

good thing the barber can reinstate lost hair

[hollow owl]

Uhhhh I got the cheddar achievement

Wtf

Oooooh I know how i got it

I'm stupid

I spend money on stocks

Which counts towards it

[neon acorn]

Hi tracy

[hollow owl]

Helo

[neon acorn]

elo

[knotty briar]

Yeah it’s just buying and reselling the same stocks over and over again

[hollow owl]

And I've just realised I need to do Backseat Driver and Numero Uno for 100%

Plus Enjoy ur Stay

[knotty briar]

I think I ended up downloading a 100 percent safe file on pc for the remaining achievements because fuck collectables in the submarine

Plus I already did the platinum on PS4

[hollow owl]

That was easy, I just ended up using a boat and using gtaweb.eu

[broken musk]

Hop in babe, it’s driverless

[hollow owl]

94% done

[pastel spire]

she's anti clanker

[viscid belfry]

type shi

[viscid belfry]

what are ya trying to complete?

[hollow owl]

100%

And plat trophy for ps

[viscid belfry]

oh story mode?

[hollow owl]

But i found out I need 3 dreaded trophies for online

Yeah

[viscid belfry]

I saw there is a trophy for getting all the awards for online

I was like ain't no way

[hollow owl]

I need

[pastel spire]

Trace ffs, this is gta ONLINE chat. You were said to destroy the rule breakers not join us

[hollow owl]

Numero Uno

Enjoy ur Stay

And Backseat Driver

All 3 need 2 or more players

So i might need to go into the depths of hell

Aka #ps5｜other-lfg

[pastel spire]

bro keeps breaking rules

i gotta become mod so i can break rules

[hollow owl]

What rule did i break

[pastel spire]

You are lfg-ing and talking about story mode in the wrong chat

world ruining rule breaking rigjt here

[hollow owl]

Maybe you should read the pinned comment

[pastel spire]

hollup

[hollow owl]

And there are changes being made here soon

[pastel spire]

:0

i'm not reading all that

but okay!

[hollow owl]

Maybe I'll take you to do my online stuff with me

[pastel spire]

no

[hollow owl]

Yes

You are ps5

I am ps5

You are coming into my lobby when I am finished with story mode

You will be payed

With the gratitude that you are able to play with a mod here

[pastel spire]

[hollow owl]

[pastel spire]

u going for platinum?

[hollow owl]

Yes

[pastel spire]

[hollow owl]

Which is why I need a goon for these 3 online trophies

[pastel spire]

what do u need to do for the trophies

[hollow owl]

Numero Uno is getting 1st in every competitive thing

Backseat Driver is the rally mode one

And Enjoy ur Stay is do everything there is to offer in LS

[pastel spire]

Rockstar making these platinums hard asf

[viscid belfry]

have you set a world record in a race?

[hollow owl]

This achievement/trophy is unlocked after winning each of the following game modes at least once:

Deathmatch
Team Deathmatch
Land Race
Air Race
Sea Race
GTA Race
Rally Race
Arm Wrestling
Darts
Golf
Tennis
Survival
Ammu-Nation Shooting Ranges
Parachuting
Gang Attacks

[hollow owl]

Yeah

I have the trophy in my mansion

[viscid belfry]

nice, which race?

[hollow owl]

Some drift race

[pastel spire]

isn't that pretty insane or am i stupid

[hollow owl]

I got it randomly

So probably a bug

[pastel spire]

ah

[hollow owl]

But i did have a WR technically

[pastel spire]

i only got 3 trophies💔

[hollow owl]

I have 56 for gta

[viscid belfry]

I got a wr in one of the ls tuner street races the day it dropped

[hollow owl]

Pretty easy wr there

[pastel spire]

i mean mansion trophies, but i think i have like 25 or so normal gta 5 trophies

[hollow owl]

Oh, I have a few for mansion

Idk how many

[viscid belfry]

probably because I was one of the first people to play those races lol

[pastel spire]

lemme see what mansion trophies i have

[broken musk]

Woooww. I don’t even think it is possible for him to have come at an even worse fucking time

[hollow owl]

This will also be my first ever Platinum trophy on ps

Never gotten one

Tomorrow, I will focus on Multi-Disciplined and Close Shave

[pastel spire]

Earn $100,000,000 in overall income.

Reach Rank 100.

Complete any of those mission story lines like KnoWay Out, Cluckin' Bell, Short Trips, etc.

Own 10 businesses.

[pastel spire]

Hahahaha

[knotty briar]

I got a beer hat from the casino wheel I didn’t know you could get those

[pastel spire]

Show me

[broken musk]

I hate my life

[radiant loom]

Morning chat

[pastel spire]

same bro

[pastel spire]

Aye

[broken musk]

I want patriot beer hat

[pastel spire]

I want one of those

[broken musk]

[pastel spire]

Why were they removed

[knotty briar]

I think it was during Independence Day

[hollow owl]

12

[knotty briar]

I miss platinums on PS4 tho

Wish I had a ps3 again so I could go for the platinum on gta 5

[broken musk]

I got this thing

[knotty briar]

Cause I’m pretty sure I have all online trophies

Oh the weird gingerbread mask

[broken musk]

Yes

I’m sending my dog and my cat to hunt down that gooch who stole my $10,000

Should they fail to find him, I’ll get the army to find him

Will cost millions of taxpayer dollars, but I’ll get my $10,000 back (potentially) so it’s worth

[viscid belfry]

how dare R* put a Christmas tree in my nightclub without my consent?

[pastel spire]

you should sue for this

[untold dock]

wtf

knoway driver exposed

[hollow owl]

Bigger question is

How are they able to move the Vigilante

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Grotti Vigilante | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on October 31, 2017. Acquire it from Warstock.

IRL Counterpart: Batmobile from the movies Batman & Batman Returns

Basic Info

$3,750,000
7,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

0:55.872 Lap Time
146.75 mph Top Speed

Notes

Fastest last gen (legacy) car with boost
Can be used in heists and vehicle restricted missions

vigilante • Data from GTACars.net

[untold dock]

it's that ev torque

[hollow owl]

7.5 thousand KG??

[viscid belfry]

real shit

[pastel spire]

wtf is that thing made of

[hollow owl]

Nothing considering it won't stay on all four wheels when turning a corner

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Bravado Banshee GTS (HSW) | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on December 10, 2024. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Banshee GTS ($1,989,500)

Basic Info

$1,900,000 (PS5, XBX|S & PC Enhanced Exclusive)
1,550 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in Sports
0:57.574 Lap Time
172.5 mph Top Speed

Notes

Fastest land vehicle on new gen (enhanced)

banshee3_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

This is more able to stay on the ground than the Vigilante

[broken musk]

Go look in mansion

[viscid belfry]

please no

[spiral lichen]

hiiiii

[untold dock]

@silk shuttle what are your thots on this

[broken musk]

Get in the car

Steal it

[hollow owl]

Anyone have any clue how ppl are getting the dlc cars that arent even out yet

Console i should say*

[broken musk]

No

[silk shuttle]

no wonder it pushed the vigi out of the way with how fucking heavy these evs are

[broken musk]

Idk how they initially get one but they trading them through gctf

[silk shuttle]

that driver tho

[untold dock]

i was so confused

i've bullied many of these stupid things

never seen the driver get out

[silk shuttle]

finally had enough

[broken musk]

I’ve been bullied by it

[untold dock]

even pushing them in the ocean no driver hops out

[viscid belfry]

you have finally awoken from your slumber I see

[covert atlas]

It’s a glitch involving Director Mode that lets you spawn them in and transfer them into Online. Never looked into it too much though

[west stirrup]

@viscid belfry

[viscid belfry]

time to cara a cara

[west stirrup]

soon

[viscid belfry]

[west stirrup]

What is cara a cara a

[broken musk]

Such a W.

[untold dock]

true...

[knotty briar]

Shit I gotta buy a forgery office still

[broken musk]

Fly faster or I’ll make you fly faster

[viscid belfry]

@west stirrup why you go offline? you were supposed races

[west stirrup]

I story mode

100% stuff

But i can race now

1min

These people can't drive

[viscid belfry]

why you leave?

it was just that one blue kid

guy was crashing into people

@west stirrup join up no more dirty racers

[gray parcel]

i swear the chopper moves faster when you're just on the road

when i'm muling it pauses every 4 seconds

[ionic solar]

capping fps to 60 works for me

[real peak]

Morning

[viscid belfry]

chat

I think i got chocolate in my eye help

[real peak]

What??

[viscid belfry]

wat do I do?

[real peak]

Erhmmm....eat it before wash ur face

I just random press WASDQ on keyboard and it will stand up

[ionic solar]

that didn't work for me. holding down the movement keys didn't either

lol can get wasted doing reps xD

cat snores like a human

[real peak]

I just spam 4 buttons as once

XD

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Thats huge W, I need to get my own security too

[neon acorn]

after 3 weeks

[neon acorn]

me tooooooooo

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat are you awake?

[sleek prism]

"everyone" suddenly story modes?

[river trench]

"Yes"

[west stirrup]

Yes"

[west stirrup]

Have you and newey done dcmm yet?

[neon acorn]

He failed the act 1 finale

[west stirrup]

uff

[neon acorn]

Yes

[neon acorn]

even after what I told him too..

grr

peypeypeyn

[viscid belfry]

time for overtime rumble peoples

[radiant loom]

Hello chat

[west stirrup]

Hello

[past gazelle]

hallo

[tidal yew]

Hello basement gamers

[neon acorn]

Where is this raisin grr

@still bobcat

😪

Time to grind weed ig

[tidal yew]

Not everyone is fre e

[neon acorn]

It’s almost night though

[west stirrup]

Nuh uh

[still bobcat]

was at work

coming home

[west stirrup]

Do u quickly wanna do the prize ride thing?

[tidal yew]

Sleep then

[pastel spire]

bro is employed💔

[still bobcat]

barely

[pastel spire]

[still bobcat]

keep getting punished which is illegal and i lose my shifts

[pastel spire]

[neon acorn]

?

[neon acorn]

What are you doing that causes that and what do you work as

[west stirrup]

LS carmeet

[still bobcat]

service station employee, she removed me off all shifts in december because i didnt tell her where something was when it was obvious where it was

[neon acorn]

Isn’t it the Clique?

[west stirrup]

Non

[neon acorn]

that’s abuse 😭

[tame holly]

free car with a way too low camera (its the comet safari)

[neon acorn]

Oh, right

The ugly fog lights

I’ll pass

[west stirrup]

[neon acorn]

I thought the comet safari was on the podium at the casino

[neon acorn]

sorry

[tame holly]

it also got useless machine gun upgrades

cuz why not

[sleek prism]

The BestWay

[tame holly]

i did throw the know way taxi in a train one time

[sleek prism]

Cool

[tame holly]

but most of my runs after i blew the knoway car with a sticky planted on the windshield

[sleek prism]

wait

you can throw sticky before entering the pod?

[tame holly]

yup

[sleek prism]

damn, smart

[tame holly]

u can detonate it after completing the objectives when u exit the pod

[still bobcat]

@neon acorn Do u need to get up tomorrow? Ill be on until the sun rises

[neon acorn]

Yes

I have work from 9:30 to 5:15 or

[still bobcat]

Damn

Get that saturday bag tho

[neon acorn]

Not that much considering it's Coles, but I’ll take it

and the fact that I’m not 18 yet…

[still bobcat]

oh

yea you get paid far call

[alpine basin]

Anyone wanna do a trade off doing a crew and doing a host cluckin bell? Gotta get both of those for the fun of it

[tame holly]

Getting close to the 15 t4 outfit probably will reach it with ogfa

[tidal yew]

I can join crew in like 40min max 1hr

[west stirrup]

Whats 15, T-Revor?

[alpine basin]

goes to put a "happy" reaction on it and I got nothing in my quick access to do so, blame the people in #gta-online

[tame holly]

idk, but probably

ngl ogfa is fitting for n°15 if its trevor's outfit

[alpine basin]

Not really sure thats enough time to run both crew and host runs

[tidal yew]

Ain't you wallie. Who can do anything

[alpine basin]

probably but no

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

You gonna do 3rd cluckin bell in 11 days?

[alpine basin]

probably, still gotta do 1 as leader and one as bodyguard though

I didn't even notice but the plaza mission spawned in like 20 minutes ago

[sleek prism]

Yeah, maybe its not so bad when in team. As solo its kinda boring

[nocturne fossil]

whats a KrUMpuS sweater?

[alpine basin]

yea

[sleek prism]

Idk

[neon acorn]

I’d be down

[neon acorn]

Have you already got someone doing it with you?

or

[alpine basin]

Nope

[neon acorn]

Also wall do you have to be there for every setup or just the finale?

[neon acorn]

you can set up yours as leader, and I’ll set up mine for you to join

[alpine basin]

Probably setting all of it up

at least thats what Im doing

[neon acorn]

Sure

[sleek prism]

You need to read more

[neon acorn]

I haven’t read

[alpine basin]

Reading in this community? 💔

[sleek prism]

Penalty, 2min

[neon acorn]

Wait no

I mean

I’ve read but I haven’t remembered

I have a job. 🥀

[brittle hatch]

A community on gta ?

[neon acorn]

We’ll solo until the finale then?

I’m starting slush fund

[alpine basin]

I suppose Ill setup I guess

[tame holly]

what is this thing called reading ?

[alpine basin]

how am I supposed to know

[neon acorn]

I’ll let you know when I have mine ready for you

[neon acorn]

Comprehending letters formed into words

[sleek prism]

maybe its like eating but with R

[alpine basin]

reating?

[neon acorn]

Yup

[alpine basin]

I had 4/5 setups done for it already I guess, must've started and forgot

[neon acorn]

Oh

no worries

Lemme know when you’re ready I suppose

Unless you’d rather do it solo

[alpine basin]

Ill wait, you get a bonus for playing it as a body guard

[neon acorn]

Yurp

[brittle hatch]

I'm one Bad Beat without taking 50% damages away from casino tier 4

[neon acorn]

I don’t mind helping after this

Is that the rooftop shoot out mission?

[nocturne fossil]

i was forced to do bad beat solo several times for each character and bro i was raging by the end of it

[neon acorn]

I usually get it done after a few tries

[brittle hatch]

Yes that's why it was on standby for the last 4 months

[neon acorn]

Okay, it can’t be that hard

It’s soloable

[nocturne fossil]

its do-able

[brittle hatch]

I just wasn't feeling like fighting the aimbot that day

[neon acorn]

:)

[nocturne fossil]

if u know the enemy spawns and the norms u good

[neon acorn]

Fair enough

poorly designed mission anyway

[nocturne fossil]

such as shooting the cargo bob with rockect

and chucking grenades to the seating area

grenade launcher i mean dont bother using grenades xd

use thermal goggles if needed

[neon acorn]

Do you still want help with it?

@still bobcat we’ll be doing it soon

hope you’re home

[neon acorn]

I’ve just finished 2/5

[alpine basin]

want me to join you in a bit and help you finish up the setups?

[neon acorn]

Not much left since I’ve just started weapons and gear

but sure

Are you fine with mid-tier guns and armour?

The professionals one

[sleek prism]

but I won

[neon acorn]

Roll credits

[alpine basin]

I guess but does make it a bit harder if we go aggro, not much of an issue if you do stealth

[neon acorn]

I was hoping stealth just for the sake of it

[west stirrup]

Are you 100%ing too

Some day

[neon acorn]

I’m already ahead

[sleek prism]

Yes, some day

[west stirrup]

No

[real peak]

I am here

[west stirrup]

[real peak]

To see when

[neon acorn]

Yes

[real peak]

We do DCMM4 :3

[neon acorn]

Not yet

[west stirrup]

Im in

[neon acorn]

No

[nocturne fossil]

DEW IT

[real peak]

How is progress Angel?

[sleek prism]

Bruh, I didnt hit aliens, wtf

[west stirrup]

Yes

[neon acorn]

Would’ve had act one done last night, but somebody decided to gungho

using voice to text btw

Sorry if it makes mistakes

[real peak]

Gungho?

[alpine basin]

Gungho is basically run and gun, zero aiming

[neon acorn]

running into battle

[nocturne fossil]

gunz blazing

[neon acorn]

I told him to use walls as cover

he did the opposite and INSTANTLY got rapid fired

[real peak]

Happen all the time in dcmm

[neon acorn]

It just took three minutes

[neon acorn]

Not like this

[covert atlas]

Smartest GTA player

[real peak]

Dont have kill switch?

[neon acorn]

?

[tidal yew]

Meow

[real peak]

I think Tuna have it

[neon acorn]

I invited you just now @alpine basin

I’m not doing that bs

[nocturne fossil]

ig iam the only oldskool one here

[neon acorn]

just don’t die and we’re all happy

[nocturne fossil]

end task via resource monitor

i got quick hands

[alpine basin]

I reset my setups so I had something to do, on the 4th one right now

[real peak]

I remember I did marathon CMM with 3 random and we won, no kill switch at all

[alpine basin]

5th actually, hacking and sabotage

[neon acorn]

No worries

[real peak]

Not like 1 day 1 heist

[neon acorn]

I’ll wait in menu

[real peak]

We just fuck it, we ball and run through 5 heist in 1 day

=w=

[neon acorn]

Did you get your account back btw?

[alpine basin]

5 Heist? Only 5?

[real peak]

CMM in 1 day

You do know that took us 6 to 7 hours

[alpine basin]

I'd be alright doing cmm in one day if nobody made errors

DCMM as well

[neon acorn]

Prison break had me in prison

[real peak]

We won in second attempts anyway

The first one died because prison break finale

Where we ready to escape but we got heavy fired

[nocturne fossil]

how ?

[nocturne fossil]

where

[real peak]

1 kuruma escaped, that full target

[neon acorn]

I got unlucky with the spawns from the cops

[nocturne fossil]

ok

use a kuruma

i used the vigilante

i use the bike with the mk2 smg too

[real peak]

So we go for 2 kuruma
1 distract to help me and the stupid npc get in the plan first then next one his turn

[nocturne fossil]

old elite habits xd

assign a good pilot who can land near prison

or the dirt path atleast

[real peak]

And the last one, I have to trigger 5 stars cuz I need armored swat van

Its safety way

[neon acorn]

The cop car tapped the velum and the whole thing blew up

[nocturne fossil]

why the swat van?

[real peak]

Bullet proof

[nocturne fossil]

kuruma can carry rashkov

[real peak]

They patched everything

Kuruma and heli

They patched it all

[nocturne fossil]

in prison break?

[real peak]

No, the pacifist

[nocturne fossil]

oh nvm

[real peak]

The last heist of hope

[nocturne fossil]

they didnt patch the heli btw

[neon acorn]

Kuruma on pacific would be so nice

[nocturne fossil]

i use it all the time

but go for noose thats safest

[neon acorn]

I think it’s safe to say that the velum is the weakest plane in the game

but also the funnest

[nocturne fossil]

smuggler velum has entered the chat

[alpine basin]

the standard velum yea

Mission and cayo velum are like

[neon acorn]

Wait what the heck

I kept the duffle bag

[neon acorn]

real

[nocturne fossil]

save it ;o

[alpine basin]

that happens alot

[neon acorn]

it went away

[alpine basin]

you can't, thats the catch

[real peak]

The guard at cp still not remember our face

[alpine basin]

duffel bags soft lock you out of interactable objects

[real peak]

:)))

[nocturne fossil]

they patched it?

[neon acorn]

Knoway

[nocturne fossil]

i thought people were able to keep

[plucky burrow]

@hazy quarry do you have hangar

[alpine basin]

using exploits yea

[real peak]

Wdym

We have black duffle bag from V doe

[nocturne fossil]

some of them can be saved

[alpine basin]

theres also lots of variations of the same duffel bag as well, theres one for every color and every type

[nocturne fossil]

i dont save glitch outfits so dont know which ones

[neon acorn]

The duffel bag would go nice with my current outfit

[real peak]

I can teach but idk I can say in here

[nocturne fossil]

dm him

u cant say here most likely

also where is untraceable

[real peak]

Some color can do on pc

Some only for console

[neon acorn]

I don’t want it and you can say

It’s a glitch that doesn’t grant unfair advantages

my character tripped over a dead body @alpine basin

[real peak]

If for clothes, I dont think it count unfair

[neon acorn]

A person who thinks all the time

[real peak]

w>

Well

[neon acorn]

Nice wall

[real peak]

Nvm, waitting dcmm4

[alpine basin]

Invis pants and torso:

[neon acorn]

If only my nose wasn't blocked and bleeding

It was horrible a few days ago

[tame holly]

maybe i'll do a dcmm attempt when coming back after xmas

[real peak]

I got rapid fire on air before

Chasing giant plane

[neon acorn]

Act 1

It happens

[real peak]

And a guy on minigun just rapi fire me

[tame holly]

just hope i can find actually good people to carry help me through it

[alpine basin]

Invite me to your session and make me a body guard in your ceo

[dense cliff]

Is it just me or there is no more KnowWay vehicle roaming around los santos

[tame holly]

i think its just u

[dense cliff]

[neon acorn]

Sure

[tame holly]

yesterday i crashed into one while selling acid

[alpine basin]

I just blew one up like 10 seconds ago

[tame holly]

did sticky it for that crime

[still bobcat]

yesterday one spawned in me

[alpine basin]

In you?

[still bobcat]

i was driving to fort zancudo and it spawned in so late

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

He became a knoway vehicle

[viscid belfry]

[plucky burrow]

I will block you

[plucky burrow]

Hi mooz

[real peak]

Wish the armor from CMM can work in DCMM too

[viscid belfry]

Howdy

[plucky burrow]

Moose loose in the hoose

[real peak]

It can but not bullet resist, just slow down movement

[still bobcat]

will be on soon just eating dinner

[real peak]

Howdy partner

[neon acorn]

Ok

[still bobcat]

this meat burnt asf

[neon acorn]

Good

[tidal yew]

For what?!

[plucky burrow]

Idk

I'm just blackmailing you

[real peak]

Taste like rapid fire then yes

Its deluxe supreme burnt meat

[tidal yew]

Get on

[real peak]

Kinda wan they add BBQ

Or add food

Like borgor, pizza, or cooking skill

Something munch munch

[neon acorn]

Me and wall robbed

[hazy quarry]

yes

[plucky burrow]

With planes in it

[plucky burrow]

No

[hazy quarry]

brr

[tidal yew]

Yes I'm gonna make u fight yeti

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[neon acorn]

I think it’s safe to say that we get some burgershot

[plucky burrow]

You gave me a nice haircut

[neon acorn]

Thanks wall, your turn

[real peak]

I wonder...

What could go wrong

[neon acorn]

What in the world have you brought

[real peak]

When 4 DCMM

Using RPG only

:3

[neon acorn]

this thing with a rack for a roof

[hazy quarry]

lol i thought the mk v was a new oppressor for a second

[tidal yew]

I'm in

[neon acorn]

can’t wait for the Banshee GTS mk2

[alpine basin]

me?

[neon acorn]

yes

This car

Is something

[alpine basin]

you don't like my luiva?

[neon acorn]

I mean

[alpine basin]

I don't either

[neon acorn]

I liked it until I noticed the roof

[alpine basin]

ugly car

[neon acorn]

😔

I hate the cars with the spoilers that move depending on speed and stuff

Why does it even have a windshield

For what purpose

[tidal yew]

Skill issue

[neon acorn]

The Luvia looks like a supercar that I’d try to draw by side

LOL

I SLID ACROSS THE BACK

[nocturne fossil]

mean while the only car i can draw is the cheburek in 2D

[neon acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281431816351252480/1331917244560707654/caption.gif

Oops wrong channel

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

Umm

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn you are lagging a lot

[neon acorn]

Wall

[neon acorn]

You were doing the same

[neon acorn]

LOL???

[alpine basin]

you hit everything on the road