gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

In heist...

They screw up our char a lot

Look like a 40 or 50 years old with the face look

[nocturne fossil]

during heists?

[real peak]

Yea

[nocturne fossil]

u mean when the game compressions ur facial features to fit the mask

sadly

[real peak]

The face our character look like 40 or 50

Ew =w=

[nocturne fossil]

u can remove the mask in pac standard

its the most common heist soo

small trick but works to this day

[still bobcat]

thisll do

[nocturne fossil]

i was gonna manetion this too

thats a better one

[real peak]

My fem char beloved

[nocturne fossil]

no wonder bro gets hypnotized during preps

iam sane human being i dress appropriately during heists

dont wanna mess up with dsitractions

[real peak]

Uncle style =wR

And this is male Im using right now

[spice inlet]

What is this...

[still bobcat]

500mb update

[nocturne fossil]

helicopter godmode patch

[still bobcat]

fixes total earnt trophies and godmode heli fix

well, fixes it for people who have $1-$2,147mil

[spice inlet]

Ahh nice, I hope they fix the Discord rich presence thing as well

[nocturne fossil]

bro knows that he's him

[still bobcat]

its still locked if you've earnt more than $2,147mil

you'd think since it was brought to their attention they'd rework the 32 bit integer for total earnt but noooo

how do u get rid of the hud in the rockstar editor

[neon acorn]

Why is your female character a baddie

[real peak]

Goth female

[still bobcat]

all of her brother's millions in skincare

[neon acorn]

Angel wouldn't be able to contain herself

[real peak]

Rarest type

[real peak]

She probrally gonna spam mommy a lot

[still bobcat]

its kinda funny, in the appearance, she has the same parents, same cheekbones, i just made her eyes go up instead of down, and her jaw and chin are slid in more

else its the exact same as the main characters appearance

[real peak]

The funni thing

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

your bro character knows wassup

he smiling

[silk shuttle]

leyley

[still bobcat]

thats his sister

[nocturne fossil]

hear me tonight 🎵

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[silk shuttle]

yes 🚁

[nocturne fossil]

what happened to rumi?

[silk shuttle]

LIFE RUMINED

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam

[real peak]

Somehow...is it just me or
That guy face looks like "Hmmm...Approve"

[nocturne fossil]

it does xD

[still bobcat]

he's dropping off a bottle of tequila and coke to mini madrazo for a million dollar

no wonder he's smiling like that

[nocturne fossil]

nah thats bro smiling after dday

[real peak]

🤌 mama mia

[still bobcat]

bro was not smiling after d-day

he was in hospital head to toe in plaster

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

Bro has goth sister

Me: o_O

Also me: hmmm...approve 🤌

[still bobcat]

i know what you are

[nocturne fossil]

i made my character goth for a day n people thought i was through sum stuff irl xd

[real peak]

Goth increasing from A to S+++ tier

This is me tell myself to behave:

[viscid belfry]

oi

time to wake up

[still bobcat]

just like her brother, always covered in blood

[nocturne fossil]

who are we waking up lemme grab the water bucket

[viscid belfry]

that guy Rumi

[nocturne fossil]

with pleasure 😂

[nocturne fossil]

carrying trauma through the bloodline

[real peak]

Female I need more than 20 slots of outfit..

20 is not enough

But male

20 slots still..too much for me

[covert atlas]

“Securoserv is unavailable” game just let me sell my fucking Acid Lab

[real peak]

I can screenshot some combo when Im home

[real peak]

Public lobby, correct?

[covert atlas]

Yep

[real peak]

Session hop

[burnt maple]

Are you BAZ? in gta?

[viscid belfry]

nope

[burnt maple]

@daring bobcat i need your truck

[real peak]

Once I have my mansion

Then gonna find team do DCMM4

[covert atlas]

Session hop will likely just kick me out of CEO

[nocturne fossil]

gooooodluck

[covert atlas]

Sometimes the game will load you in as a CEO/MC president but won’t let you actually interact with any business laptops for like 2-3 minutes and it’s annoying

Finally got it though

[neon acorn]

Just fix that damn chin and she’s a hottie 😭

[neon acorn]

So much that she'll malfunction

[neon acorn]

ew.

[burnt maple]

Are you on 24/7?

[still bobcat]

no

[real peak]

Thicc thighs and thats bakery

I love my fem char but Im playing on male now

[lost lily]

[real peak]

I believeeee

I still have a vibe of ceo

Example like this

[silk shuttle]

gtao text chat and this server gave me the impression that ceo is something that you invite others to

is there some hidden meaning here

[real peak]

It just fashion =w=

[tidal yew]

[silk shuttle]

it is but when people say "my ceo is full" it sounds a bit weird

[real peak]

Heh? Hao?

Im trying to shave @tidal yew cat head then leave soon

[tidal yew]

Yeh i do have a cat bt its fine if u shaved her

[real peak]

and his dog

I shaved all of his fur

[tidal yew]

No dog

[burnt maple]

You guys can do that in gta?

[tidal yew]

Take cat

[real peak]

Now im hiding somewhere in los santos with off radar

[tidal yew]

I'm gonna call lester to find out

[tidal yew]

No

[real peak]

U NEVAR TAKE ME ALIVEEE!!!!

flee

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Rpg incoming.............

U fell down

I'm gonna get u

[burnt maple]

Passive mode on

[still bobcat]

im melting in here

why does gta turn my pc into a heater

[nocturne fossil]

could use some heat up north xd

[burnt maple]

Check your cpu/gpu temperature

[still bobcat]

looking at the temp doesnt decrease it

[nocturne fossil]

but doing ur due delligence to decrease it does

[still bobcat]

91° 84°

[nocturne fossil]

jeeezus

i stood up from my chair

[nocturne fossil]

even my laptop doesnt have this much

laptops are suppose to be worse 😂

[still bobcat]

ur laptops not watercooler either

[nocturne fossil]

both cpu70 and gpu70 with basic fan underneath

but its snowing here

[still bobcat]

yea its dropped from 38 to 33 outside but house is hotter

[nocturne fossil]

u need to get fans inside the room :o

[still bobcat]

i do

[nocturne fossil]

or an AC

[still bobcat]

i might have to invest

[sleek prism]

at 5.25 am? No, I was sleeping

[spice inlet]

btw

when are we getting snow

almost a week left in Christmas, technically, it should come today with the weekly update

[still bobcat]

youd think in 4 hours

[spice inlet]

amazing!

last time we said for halloween that, "This is the last Halloween" in GTA V

and we were surprised

[still bobcat]

but also dvipers video said snow was like 23-29 or some shit

[spice inlet]

yeah maybe cuz I read the weekly update and a lot of holiday related events will start on 23 asw

[storm nimbus]

It's the 23rd

[spice inlet]

uhmm 5 more days

[still bobcat]

im happy, i should be able to do a ton of days drinking macbeth shots

[spice inlet]

cluckin' bell farm raid will give 1.3M

first time only

[still bobcat]

might actually do it for the first time

[spice inlet]

claimable vehicle from salvage yard robbery!

[still bobcat]

whats the smoke of the water bonus again

[spice inlet]

10%?

[storm nimbus]

35%

[tired python]

Cluckin Bell is going to pay what now?

[spice inlet]

damn

Weed is getting 2x this week

hella money

its alraedy boosted 35% by smoke on the water and now 2x on weed and in NC goods as well

[still bobcat]

still gonna grind 500 resupplies tho

[storm nimbus]

There are some bonuses

[tired python]

Ah yeah I see now

I would love it to be 2x but i know that is asking for too much

[real peak]

Sooo

We gonna WWE with Yeti soon?

Like 1 v 1 punch

I can throw hand with yeti 😄

[nocturne fossil]

guys i just bet my breakfast that we will not have snow till tuesday

iam winning this bet yeah?

[west stirrup]

Yesno

[nocturne fossil]

done gimme false hope boah

i won the bet tho

(i already ate before)

[burnt maple]

Levi

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

honestly cool week for cars imo, a bit of money for the comet safari, cars i've been waiting to go on sales... Not bad

[nocturne fossil]

i hate how the comet safaris cam is so low to the ground in third person

"just change the camera level to high in the settings" no bro iam used to this cam why change it for one car

[tame holly]

I'm on high by default on all cars and its still low imo

u can see much less forward than in most cars

[nocturne fossil]

i never got used to it ill see if i like it when i log on again

i hated that settings since gta sa

[tame holly]

i always liked more the further cams, cuz it allowed to see more of the road

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

What time is it for you now sir

I personally wanna try and get you in this team

[real peak]

Waitting angel went to sleep so I can feed the cat with luxury cat food

[lost lily]

[neon acorn]

That’s her job!

[real peak]

Its mahh job now >:]

[twin drum]

||Nothing beats a jet blue holiday||

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Shaving @tidal yew 's dog hair hehehehe

[tidal yew]

Damn was this close to get muted

[golden sundial]

We carry the flaaammeee

We fiiiight for the gospeeeell

We'll honour his naaaame

[sleek prism]

When you sent it, 10.13 am, now 10.42 am

[neon acorn]

Ty

[sleek prism]

What team?

[neon acorn]

Me, tuner, nwt

We wanna do doomsday cmm

[real peak]

Guh

I wanna join...

Full squad

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Tuna might be busy because of work, so maybe you can join

[sleek prism]

Replace me with Katto, my playing time is very limited

Maybe after christmas or new year eve

[real peak]

O7

I have free time from 6pm ICT

Tooo

1 or 2 am

[real peak]

When

O.O

[real peak]

Waitting Mikko become Santa

[neon acorn]

I’m probably gonna do it with nwy first

[neon acorn]

Limited after those days or before

[sleek prism]

before

[neon acorn]

You can join our four-man

if we can even finish the two and three-man CMM for doomsday

before those days*

idk

I’ll let you know Mikko

[sleek prism]

Ok

[versed lintel]

ok

[tidal yew]

Can I join

[neon acorn]

Never

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

You're mean

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn
Does these times looks good to you?
<t:1766041200:t> - <t:1766052000:t>
<t:1766073600:t> - <t:1766008800:t>

[neon acorn]

Only the first one

The second is during midnight for me

[sleek prism]

Damn, 9h difference

[burnt maple]

The pings

[sleek prism]

@burnt maple

[burnt maple]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

What

[burnt maple]

Are you guys doing the challenge thing

The no die thing

Achievement

[sleek prism]

Might be a problem for me, not sure

[sleek prism]

for what?

[burnt maple]

The mastermind challenge

The thing where you have to play 3 heist with same people

Without being dead

[sleek prism]

Yeah

Not sure can I join them, she is 9hrs ahead so dont know can I do it with them

[burnt maple]

Can i join?

[sleek prism]

@neon acorn

[neon acorn]

Stop pinging me like that 😔

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

no, I don’t know you. Sorry

[tidal yew]

Bt u know me

Why can't I join

[neon acorn]

I don’t trust your “” skills

[sleek prism]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

I've never showed my true skills

[neon acorn]

Trust me, I think I’ve seen everything I needed to see

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Oh come on just one rpg man JUST ONEEEEE

[neon acorn]

Nope

[tidal yew]

That's all u guys have ever seen

[burnt maple]

You died by your own rpg?

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Okay I had a clear shot one of my fellow teammate keep in between that shot

N caz of HIM I died

[burnt maple]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

Some brat griefed me bruh

MK2 is such an abomination

[tidal yew]

That's what u get

U laugh at me u die

[still bobcat]

Depends which days because <t:1766041200:t> I'll be at work still but I'll be home 30 minutes after that

I barely have any shifts so it won't come up often

[opal rock]

4Gb update 👀

[still bobcat]

just now?

[whole spruce]

kill them

[whole spruce]

hello duck

[still bobcat]

grand theft auto online

[neon acorn]

I can’t be bothered. I need to leave the house but I wanted to finish selling

[fair crater]

so fmj today for non gta+? or

[neon acorn]

The mk2 should only be accessible in bad sport lobbies

[neon acorn]

yeah

[fair crater]

i dont see it in legendary msports

[whole spruce]

i read that as fishing

new gta fishing update ?????

[sleek prism]

its not weekly update yet

but you can buy it from another player

[still bobcat]

25 minutes

[fair crater]

wtf

is this some daylight time shit or what

[sleek prism]

yes

[neon acorn]

Wait a bit

[fair crater]

[sleek prism]

5.4M maxed

hsw etc

[fair crater]

oh this is the fmj? i just wanna buy it so i can put it in podium

[sleek prism]

yes

[bitter flicker]

[sleek prism]

_ _

[still bobcat]

you can prevent the end of the world if you kill billionaires and ai 👍

[alpine basin]

But no, we are paying for AI and being the billionaires

[still bobcat]

angel vs cliffford

[tame holly]

I'm not a billionaire yet in gta, didn't even reach the 500M for the trophy
Ok i did pay for the ai, i have 2 mansions

[alpine basin]

half a billionaire then

[tame holly]

I heavily suspect that the mansion ai is based on a clifford prototype

I have no proof

[real peak]

Soooo...

DCMM is full?

O.o

;_;

[burnt maple]

[real peak]

It happened to me before

@bitter flicker saw it too

My gun auto swap into grenade launcher...

;_;

[bitter flicker]

no I didn't saw

[real peak]

Pew -> Kapeng

[bitter flicker]

In the middle of fkin hacking of a console

[real peak]

[bitter flicker]

I just heard a katto screaming while I'm hacking

[real peak]

GUH!!!

boom

*wasted

[real peak]

I was shooting to protect u

For some reason

My gun swapped to grenade launcher

It was fun tbh =w=

[neon acorn]

Tuner!

[neon acorn]

You might be in

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I said that tuna could possibly be busy

[bitter flicker]

"possibly"

yes , I'm busy

[real peak]

Veri

Tuna, how is ur day?

[bitter flicker]

work

[real peak]

Painnnnnn

Lots of work

[opal rock]

No 2min

[neon acorn]

yes

[opal rock]

@whole spruce hello, sorry was doing a quick meth sale

[neon acorn]

I made $800,000 before I had to go

And it wasn’t even half I think

or it was?

I can’t remember

I got unlucky and got 4 bikes though

such pain

[opal rock]

It was the first meth sale ive ever done

[neon acorn]

I’d rather have the delivery vans

[neon acorn]

oh

[sleek prism]

meth sale? I did 3 sells with same stock

800k + 700k + 600k

[neon acorn]

I sold for $550,000 and got $800k+ for public demand

[sleek prism]

Career progress says thank you

[neon acorn]

Mikko says no thank you

[sleek prism]

I dont sell in public

[neon acorn]

Millions to none!

[neon acorn]

I know

[sleek prism]

doesnt count in career prog

[neon acorn]

Micheal

[neon acorn]

I know.

you little

[nova comet]

Is anyone did Cluckin bell raid in 45 minutes

[sleek prism]

good

[neon acorn]

yes

[sleek prism]

smart ass?

[neon acorn]

it’s easy

[opal rock]

What don’t you know?

[neon acorn]

dumb ass!

[nova comet]

HSW Hakuchou for setup ?

[neon acorn]

sure

[nova comet]

Only use marabunta Gear and Vehicle ?

[neon acorn]

it’s only really possible after doing it for the first time

[neon acorn]

Pick anything that’s closest to you

[sleek prism]

yes A always

[nova comet]

Agressive or Stealth ?

[neon acorn]

You can call in your personal vehicle once escaping though

[neon acorn]

I prefer stealth

but do aggressive if you wanna save time

[sleek prism]

yeah there is a spot for that

[bitter flicker]

aggressive saves more time overall

[opal rock]

What about big con

[bitter flicker]

but honestly both routes can complete under 45 min without issue

[opal rock]

Dress up in the chicken outfit

[nova comet]

I see, Im use Hakuchou Drag than Kuruma for escape

[bitter flicker]

I use hakuchou drag from start to finish

[opal rock]

Why not use drag for escape?

[bitter flicker]

even in finale

[rancid parcel]

Is it snowing yet?

[bitter flicker]

just use drag when escape , use the train tracks until you reach Sandy shores then straight go to vine wood

[opal rock]

Nope only from the 23rd

[nova comet]

Im was doing this one
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Disorganized_Crime
To skip heading to garage than hacking

But don't work

[bitter flicker]

there's slight rng in this since there's 3? location for it

just don't add the hsw in mansion
should be fineeeeeeeee

[nova comet]

Im did that but no luck

[nova comet]

Also God Mode Helicopter on Mansion already patched

[bitter flicker]

that was fast

[sleek prism]

[nova comet]

This right ?

Search 3 garage

[sleek prism]

and D5 took like 6months

[opal rock]

One of them shot me the other day

[nova comet]

Have you finish that in 45 minutes ?

[opal rock]

I run upto the car to save a bit of time and ran into the guy as he got out and he popped one in me before I got busted

[sleek prism]

Yeah, not bad or was it 60

[opal rock]

It’s 60

[nova comet]

That last mission on Photo, ||Vigilante is answer||

[nova comet]

Ok nvm

When im free roam im saw KnoWay Car should destroy it ?

[opal rock]

Only if you want to earn the medal

[whole spruce]

its okk

[nova comet]

Ok

[opal rock]

Makes no difference otherwise

[bitter flicker]

I didn't want to blow em up but one fucker crashed into my fmj

[opal rock]

You destroy enough while doing the mission though

[neon acorn]

W

[twin drum]

d5 wasn't as catastrophically game breaking

[neon acorn]

The elite challenge was annoying

But at the same time I wasn’t using snacks

[sleek prism]

You did it? I havent yet, not necessary

[real peak]

I set c4 on 4 cars then do normal job thenn I explosive it

Next, its easy with kuruma

[neon acorn]

I did

Elite is fun

[real peak]

Next, I love eletric bike ngl...

[sleek prism]

Nah.. I just finished 5th Avi mission, 9:45 but 23/35 headshots

[real peak]

Next, trash man, I just murder any thing that close to my trash truck

Funni that instead of damage the van

I just go first person, shoot the driver and passenger

It didnt trigger cop until I collect both of it

Escape from cop and voila

Last...just headshot and flee

[sturdy tapir]

One week of snow???

Lame

[real peak]

Lol

[tame holly]

idc my snowman outfit will be brought out early for the entire bonuses duration

also lemme random car the car i'll be using for the final knoway out mission

HSW vivanite lmao

perfect for the missions

gotta take down the driverless vivanite with my own

[real peak]

Or

Stun gun only

:3

Complete the quest with stun gun only

I mean the mission

[tame holly]

maybe ? but the snowman taking a knoway taxi and modifying it heavily to fight them is also funny

on another note, why the hell can't we put the knoway livery on our personal vivanites

just put it as a career progress rewards rather than just clothes

[west stirrup]

We can’t be seen promoting Knoway

[tame holly]

fair, just thought it would be a fitting career progress rewards

[neon acorn]

I want Angel to drive for me

[west stirrup]

I know

[neon acorn]

You knoway

[west stirrup]

No way i knowayou’re saying

[deft ice]

So for the weekly objective… easiest way is to just log in, sell nightclub stock, then win easy adversary modes. Done and done.

[real peak]

Way, you know da way?

[tame holly]

the adversary modes weekly challenge isn't activated rn

its just the 100k sell one

[deft ice]

How many days do we have to wait until it becomes active?

Surely we can do it all in one day… right??

[west stirrup]

72h probably

[deft ice]

What’s the cooldown for again?

Doing a nightclub sell mission for almost full stock has never interrupted any other weekly requirements, so I’m a bit confused

Sure they want you to play daily, but if you have everything prepped, what could they possibly do to stop you?

“You can only sell one MC business per in-game day?” No way that would fly.

[pastel spire]

most people want to ram Angel

[tidal yew]

[deft ice]

As someone who has the trophy cake for playing GTA for over 10 years, I have rarely seen them “enforce” a time-gated gap for us to do the weekly events… it’s what they want us to focus on, so it wouldn’t make sense…

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

What

[pastel spire]

Chicken butt

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

Angel sounds like my irl daughter. It’s actually weird. I do not condone it.

[pastel spire]

[deft ice]

my daughter is 20

[vocal geode]

Huh

[pastel spire]

her saying daddy just makes this funnier

[pastel spire]

how old are you

[deft ice]

Not to me, obviously. I also did not choose Angel for that exact reason. Absolute no. 100% full stop

[brittle hatch]

no snow, gta players are not fun

[pastel spire]

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

literally me😭

[deft ice]

When GTAV released for ps3 with the special edition, I got the last one within 300 miles of me.

My daughter was 8

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

That does not answer my question

[vocal geode]

Damn gta v has seen 2 generation of consoles

[deft ice]

What is 20 plus 18?

[neon acorn]

Angel is our real mommy

[pastel spire]

Uhhh

[neon acorn]

If out GTAO character had a mommy

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

38

[neon acorn]

1738

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

You had your daughter when u were 18?

[neon acorn]

ok

[deft ice]

Straight out of HS, yes.

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

My guess is our character's mom is just some random whore from the looks of it in the character creation, my head cannon is that Claude is our dad and he just fucked some random woman

[deft ice]

I tried to get her into GTA, but she prefers her gacha games.

[pastel spire]

damn

[neon acorn]

True

[pastel spire]

my uncle got me into gta, when i was visiting our grandma and he was maybe 15 or 16, he was playing gta online with some friend and i got to drive the car

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

I was 26 when GTAV came out for ps3, so yeah 🤷‍♂️

[neon acorn]

If believe Claude as our dad

But we got our mothers looks

[vocal geode]

Bro is unc

[deft ice]

You can call me daddy

[pastel spire]

my character looks like if a cat possessed a human body

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

I actually find the meme so hilarious, people take it way too serious

[pastel spire]

is this what fathers tell their off spring after being birthed

[deft ice]

Back when I played PS1 games in the 90s, nobody cared about this stuff

[pastel spire]

what stuff

[deft ice]

Cancel culture

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

You could just say something and people had thick skin

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

Now you have to tiptoe around every single word you say to not offend someone

[vocal geode]

[pastel spire]

Yes i hate it, i have quite an unfiltered vocabulary😭

[deft ice]

I have a silver tongue, so it definitely doesn’t work for me either

[pastel spire]

and i recently learned the word i've been calling dwarfs is a slur💀

[deft ice]

However my daughter taught me that if I want to be the cool dad, I need to just “not”, apparently….

[pastel spire]

i feel like ”dwarfs” and ”little people” is more offensive than the other word

[vocal geode]

[deft ice]

For whoever is wondering, 8. She would no longer let me pick her up from school when she was 8 years old, because she felt embarrassed.

[pastel spire]

[deft ice]

What she didn’t realize is that I was avoiding school bus fees

[sturdy tapir]

Not worth to come out of retirement for a week of snow imo

[wintry ermine]

Midget? Its not

No midget gets offended by it

Cuz its not an offensive word

[lost lily]

Hope that stupid snowball launcher doesn't get stuck in my loadout

[deft ice]

Agreed, I actively only log in for the rewards for when it snows and refuse to drive or do anything until the snow goes away.

[lost lily]

And candy cane

[deft ice]

As someone who has spent the better part of a decade with snow during Christmas in online , I can say it is not a good time

[tame holly]

i came out of retirements a month before money fronts

[deft ice]

Also, Broughy can confirm as well

[pastel spire]

my dad picked me up from school in what was at the time the biggest telehandler in sweden

i felt badass

[deft ice]

Forgive me, I’m American, so I don’t quite understand what you mean by a telehander

I even play Gran Turismo religiously and have never seen that word

[pastel spire]

just search it up on google, it's like a forklift on steroids

[deft ice]

Ah, gotcha

[wintry ermine]

You can glitch the snow out btw

I did it all the time last year

[deft ice]

You can remove the snow on ps4?

[wintry ermine]

Cba with the snow

You can glitch it out

So you dont see it

And it doesnt affect you

But u can still pick up snowballs

[tame holly]

no snow removal for me (partly cuz i can't play for a good chunk during the small time it is there)

[pastel spire]

ah so people who aren't midgets gets offended by the word while actual midgets don't? humans…

[deft ice]

You are on ps5, did you do this last year on ps4?

Enhanced does not equal ps4 edition

[wintry ermine]

Basically ya

They say anything is offensive nowadays so

[wintry ermine]

I did it last year on ps4 yes

[deft ice]

Speaking of, if you are of age, have you seen The Death of Snow White?

It’s a bad movie, just asking.

[pastel spire]

yeah basically any word that has been used in a disrespectful way against a certain group of people by some other people becomes offensive for sum reason

[wintry ermine]

Different versions but the glitches are basically the same tbh

[deft ice]

Ty

[wintry ermine]

Any word can be disrespectful if used in the correct way

[pastel spire]

i have not

[pastel spire]

ig

[deft ice]

6 of the 7 dwarfs are the actual famous ones you see in all the other movies. I had a good chuckle out of it.

The movie is free on Tubi, however only watch it if you are able to withstand gore (and are of age).

[wintry ermine]

When was the snow arriving? Wasnt it today?

[deft ice]

It should be next week reset

[tame holly]

23rd

[deft ice]

As that is the week of Christmas

[pastel spire]

i'm definitely not of age but i'm very desensitized

[wintry ermine]

Hmm

[deft ice]

Young enough to be my kid

(Maury Povic show inside joke)

[neon acorn]

It’s next week and it only lasts a week

[pastel spire]

lmao

i get that alot😭

[wintry ermine]

Good

[pastel spire]

lots of old people on gta discords

[deft ice]

I wouldn’t say old, I would say well seasoned

[pastel spire]

one i knew even got married a few weeks ago

[pastel spire]

couldn't be bothered to find a better word but sure let's go with well seasoned

[neon acorn]

I dunno about that

Everyone from #gta-online seems to be below 18

they haven’t discovered what the internet was

autocorrect…

[pastel spire]

Yes but that's #gta-online

[deft ice]

The squealers kill me audibly online. It’s why I play in invite only sessions.

[pastel spire]

i turned that shit off

[neon acorn]

which is the majority of this server

[deft ice]

My best friend has not forgiven me for my autocorrect calling him daddy back in 2013.

You’re better off with it being off, honestly.

[pastel spire]

i said lots, not the majority

[pastel spire]

a few years ago auto correct auto corrected my words into racial slurs so i don't trust that shit anymore😭

[deft ice]

Sounds like a bad time

[golden sundial]

Bro got that bing keyboard

[neon acorn]

Oh, mb

[pastel spire]

[deft ice]

When I was in HS, YouTube didn’t exist yet

[neon acorn]

yikes

[ivory raft]

so is it snowing rn?

since all the winter stuff is baxk

[deft ice]

5 days from now, yes

[ivory raft]

for 5 days?

in 5 days?

ah I see

thank you

[golden sundial]

Technically the majority of people in the server don't chat to begin with

[deft ice]

The day before Christmas Eve in America it will snow in the game, unfortunately

[neon acorn]

Next week

[pastel spire]

in most servers when people spot someone who is over 25 they act like they just witnessed a dinosaur but not in gta servers

[neon acorn]

mm

This franchise has like

boomed since 2002

[ivory raft]

i feel called out

[neon acorn]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[deft ice]

Yep, because I was 26 when I “started” playing on release date on ps3.

[ivory raft]

oh we got a mega unc

[neon acorn]

I’ll be 18 when GTA6 releases next year

[ivory raft]

people call me an unc so you gotta suffer too

[neon acorn]

a dad

[deft ice]

I have the trophy cake. Yes I have been around

[pastel spire]

he has a 20 year old kid

[pastel spire]

Hah

[neon acorn]

you get around -beach boys

[deft ice]

lol

[autumn epoch]

ill be 18 when VI gets released, if doesnt get delayed… again

[neon acorn]

I’ll be an Unc by the next GTA

[deft ice]

Well played

If GTA6 gets delayed again, I will be in my 40’s

[pastel spire]

i'm the oldest of my siblings so i'm gonna be middle aged when i'm an unc

[pastel spire]

Damn😭

[pastel spire]

do u have a beard?

[deft ice]

I look like I’m 20

[autumn epoch]

but like, i think i might just be in my 20s when VI is finally released 😭

[deft ice]

So no, I shave it

[pastel spire]

my uncle is your age and also looks like he's 20. Some people age fantastically

[deft ice]

I’m the millennial side of people who look way younger than they are

[neon acorn]

I’ve had a beard since 12

technically

I started growing it by 12

like the chops

[deft ice]

I did no shave November one time in my life

[pastel spire]

crazy

[neon acorn]

genetics are awful

I’m 5'2

[deft ice]

My girlfriend had never been more opposed to looking at me directly than she did that month

[neon acorn]

I have stubble though

it looks really clean

I didn’t let my beard to grow until I was 16

[pastel spire]

well if u had a beard you could look forward to being old because of that half grey half normal beard

[deft ice]

Me with a month long beard is like a cross-breed of “America’s Most Wanted” meets “To Catch A Predator”

Teh gf said “NEVER AGAIN”

[neon acorn]

or I think it was this year?

[neon acorn]

I love those super long beards

The OGs

[pastel spire]

bro pressed ”Randomize” in the character creation

[deft ice]

I would fit the part in a specific movie that everyone would hate

But no, it doesn’t look good

[pastel spire]

lmao

[deft ice]

She literally told me that I need to shave at minimum once a week 💀

[ivory raft]

I'll be 30 by the next Elder scrolls title

[pastel spire]

holy unc

[deft ice]

If you’ll be 30, I’ll be-

err

[ivory raft]

im gonna hurt todd howard

[pastel spire]

who the hell is todd howard and what did he do to deserve this

[deft ice]

I need an ice pack thinking of my age

I still can’t believe that there’s an actual trophy for getting every single platinum medal in GTAO.

Compared to the other ones, that’s not going to be seen virtually ever (on console)

[ivory raft]

hes the reason its taken so long for ES6

this is community convo tho

[pastel spire]

why that little shit

[ivory raft]

so i am moving back there

[neon acorn]

I have to shave every couple of days if I want my chops to stay perfect

[tidal yew]

@real peak u playin@?

[pastel spire]

we have talked community talk for idek how long bro

[deft ice]

Yeah if I want to look like I’m not a bad person, I have to shave every few days too.

Aging sucks

[pastel spire]

From what you've told me you with a beard is one of those people moms tell their kids to stay away from

[deft ice]

Absolutely

[sturdy tapir]

I'll be 19

[neon acorn]

I’ve got the shit end of the stick pal

Shoulder pain since like teenhood

[deft ice]

Receding hair line at 19?

[neon acorn]

and back pain

That’s my fault though

[deft ice]

Arthritis since 12

[neon acorn]

no

[neon acorn]

My hands just go really stiff sometimes

[deft ice]

My joints hate me

[neon acorn]

idk why

[deft ice]

Genetics

[neon acorn]

gg

[deft ice]

Literal gg to genetics

You’re either born with good or bad ones.

For those of us with bad ones, we just cope and watch playthroughs on YouTube

[neon acorn]

Just hairy and short

[deft ice]

Well it’s after 5am, have to be up in 4 hours. You guys try to take care and not doom post too much

[neon acorn]

Oh true I forgot

@still bobcat still up for cmm?

I’ll be home soon

[still bobcat]

wait now?

[pastel spire]

”let's take this by the book”🥀

[neon acorn]

I said I’ll be home soon silly

[real peak]

Me finally home

[neon acorn]

I need like 30 mins or less

[still bobcat]

we wouldnt get too far ive got work tomorrow

[tidal yew]

U guys doin dcmm now?!?

[neon acorn]

Do you think we’d be able to finish act 1?

[still bobcat]

how long is it

[neon acorn]

3 preps, 3 setups

then finale

maybe an hour or so?

[still bobcat]

oh yeye can do

[neon acorn]

aight

[pastel spire]

think it took 2 hours last time i did it

[neon acorn]

Do you have a mic btw

[still bobcat]

no

[west stirrup]

What the hell where is my dcmm

[pastel spire]

What is dcmm

[neon acorn]

If we don’t have a third or fourth, you can join us after

[burnt maple]

You are not online

[neon acorn]

this too ig

timezones matter Levi

[west stirrup]

[still bobcat]

is this dcmm2

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Vapid Caracara 4x4 | ᴏғғ ʀᴏᴀᴅ

This vehicle was added on July 23, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.

IRL Counterpart: Ford F-150

Basic Info

$875,000
2,480 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_f: in Off Road
1:09.570 Lap Time
103.25 mph Top Speed

caracara2 • Data from GTACars.net

[neon acorn]

Yes

[still bobcat]

oh easy

[daring bobcat]

That's it

[neon acorn]

https://youtu.be/PXCKKgdi6iw?si=CBMmWf_n9gHnEvvv

[still bobcat]

thx was literally thinknig that

[neon acorn]

This is outdated since we can do preps in invite only, but it’s a good guide

[still bobcat]

does preps need to be deathless

[real peak]

prep can die anytime

But when you in job, you not spose too

Oh anddddd

One more thing

[neon acorn]

generally everything you need to know and a breakdown of all missions. It’ll help us a lot instead of having to run practices

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat

[real peak]

Beware: Of lazer beam from enemy

[still bobcat]

dw ill be recording so if i get rapidfire bugged everyone can enjoy

u can quit like cmm yea?

[real peak]

Hmm?

Quit like CMM?

[still bobcat]

if u quit the mission with ur phone u can start the mission back up and dcmm is still counting

[neon acorn]

Yeah

[still bobcat]

we used it once or twice on prison break finale coz the enemies were being weird

[lost lily]

volito carbon free noice. i already have on my main. gonna claim on my 2nd char

[neon acorn]

5 mins from home

[deft ice]

Living in America, you guys are insane for getting home around this time.

I could only if I was on a bender tbh.

(Approaching 6am my time anyway)

[still bobcat]

just lowering all my graphics settings so i get a million fps

[deft ice]

Did that a lot in my 20’s, but 30’s? Nah, I’d be asleep by 2am sleeping at the hotel until at least 8-9am lol

[still bobcat]

i forgot what fps was like

wait its christmas

[burnt maple]

Yes i need the orange truck you made for car meat i want to buy it

[neon acorn]

That’s actually so cool

[still bobcat]

yea

have you seen the birthday one?

[neon acorn]

yes

[still bobcat]

where on the anniversary of your characters creation date (canonically their birthday since the party hats were added) there's happy birthday banners and angel will wish u a happy birthday

[tidal yew]

@real peak what u doin

[real peak]

Do some router

You?

I got WM29 pistol 😄

[tidal yew]

I can hop in if u need any help

[still bobcat]

what is a WM 29 Pistol

I just got it

[real peak]

Must be from movie

[real peak]

Hmmm

What to do what to do..

[still bobcat]

there was a event

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

and the dude who dropped it had a massive health pool

[real peak]

You can help me sell da bunker

[tidal yew]

Hoping on

[neon acorn]

It’s a random event related to the movie Die Hard

[golden sundial]

When

[neon acorn]

you get the pistol from the movie I think

@still bobcat ready to start?

[still bobcat]

Yea

[real peak]

Oh

It's from movie

https://diehard.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Gruber

[neon acorn]

I’ll get ready, I just need an extra 5 mins

[real peak]

This one

[still bobcat]

Im ready I think

[neon acorn]

I already explained it

[real peak]

oh

;-;

[neon acorn]

Get snacks and armour

[tidal yew]

So just help u with bunker huh

[still bobcat]

Yea I know something about John McClaine and a pistol and a helicopter and a pistol and swinging off a building

Ive got snacks and armour

[real peak]

And some delivery =w=

[tidal yew]

Alr

[tidal yew]

Invite

[still bobcat]

Im readt

[neon acorn]

Epic

[neon acorn]

I’m getting online

[real peak]

BUNCHING YETI

HANG ON!!

YOU SON OF A---!!

not you larzy

[tidal yew]

Okay where to buy fmj?!?!?

Nvm

[neon acorn]

#gta-online is your home.

[tidal yew]

NOOO

This is my home

U imposter

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat can we get in a vc btw

I’ll let you know when

[real peak]

Fail alarm

[neon acorn]

Sorry if I’m taking long

[tidal yew]

Where u at

[still bobcat]

nah all good these 7 missions for act 1 dont seem all that long

[north marten]

daww

[still bobcat]

somebody find out if ur cat can fuck up ur christmas tree

[neon acorn]

cute pets

[still bobcat]

alright ive rewatched the act 1 guide a few times

[neon acorn]

join this vc

[real peak]

LARZY, WAT TDA HEK

[tidal yew]

That didn't happen I guess

No one needs to know

[ivory raft]

new or old FMJ

FMJ MKV is the new one, its on Legendary Motorsport

[storm nimbus]

Both are on legendary

[ivory raft]

old one may be removed

ah nvm

[storm nimbus]

It was, but returned with the latest dlc

[real peak]

@tidal yew 9pm will return here, I will 1v1 da yeti

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

You wanna VC?

[ivory raft]

at this rate why would they even remove them

i mean i know they did it for false rarity sure

[tidal yew]

Yeh before we get muted

[ivory raft]

but adding them back kinda defeats the purpose

[real peak]

Free roam 2 I gguess

@tidal yew CEO Work 6

[tidal yew]

Yeh

[sturdy tapir]

whatchu guys doing in vc

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

Playing with katto

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

can join vc

@midnight rover kato isnt buying shark card opinion

[radiant loom]

GREETINGS GENTLEMEN

Are y'all feeling JOLLY?

[broken musk]

smart not so smart car

It kept running into the wall until it damaged itself to the point of no longer working

[real peak]

@tidal yew

[neon acorn]

Such a low effort icon

It’s just his player model

[pastel spire]

How do i find this yeti

[neon acorn]

There are clues you gotta find I think

Search a tutorial

Or he just spawns

[real peak]

The flare -> 5 clues -> find yeti at 9pm - 6am

[neon acorn]

^

[pastel spire]

is 9pm 09:00

[real peak]

9pm to 6am..

time in game

not irl

[pastel spire]

i know that's not what i'm asking

also

what flare

[real peak]

Flare on the ground to begin find clue

[pastel spire]

can't find flare

Holy shit

i found footsteps

First clue

Lezgo

[daring bobcat]

its 2100

[pastel spire]

Yeah i got it

[daring bobcat]

good boy

[west stirrup]

[storm nimbus]

[west stirrup]

Hmm4

[tidal yew]

5

[neon acorn]

ughhh

I’m so drained

[still bobcat]

[neon acorn]

Yeah you literally got rapid fired as I said 😭

[neon acorn]

Btw when I mean “stick to walls” I mean stay behind them as cover while using advantage of third person

that way we can kill them safely and not have that happen

[daring bobcat]

no problem, just getting online now

[storm nimbus]

Not the potluck!

[neon acorn]

If you're able to, cancel the doomsday heist and then restart act 1 @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

yea i can do the preps if you want

[neon acorn]

No, there is no potluck you fool!

[neon acorn]

please do

I can’t remember if they count..

[still bobcat]

yea lester lets me cancel it

[neon acorn]

I need to sleep

Gotta wake up at 9am

[still bobcat]

3:50 preps can be done solo and out of order

[neon acorn]

ogey

just hope it does

[still bobcat]

i mean we should be able to know after the first setup

[neon acorn]

Act 1 is about 1 hour and 30 mins btw

including preps and etc

[still bobcat]

runs dead

[neon acorn]

yup

[neon acorn]

I only fear the other finales and setups..

[storm nimbus]

[neon acorn]

You little gung-ho demon!

hmph

[neon acorn]

real

[still bobcat]

I'll sit down and watch a Act 1 Finale guide to know where to shoot behind cover etc

[neon acorn]

yo momma would turn over in her grave, boy. -Aunt Denise

[still bobcat]

And Bogan and ofc Act 3 Finale

[daring bobcat]

christmas outfit!

[neon acorn]

bogan 🔥

[neon acorn]

that’s actually the best Christmas outfit I’ve ever seen

[still bobcat]

pls gib me bogan b2b

[neon acorn]

gold medal for you

[neon acorn]

average #gta-online

[pastel spire]

this mf was built different

[still bobcat]

are those the actual sound effects or post

[pastel spire]

punches are post

it was very anti climatic sound effects in the game

[neon acorn]

I think he had enough at the end

[pastel spire]

me or the yeti

[neon acorn]

The yeti

You gave him 3 shots to the spine 😔

4

[pastel spire]

Deserved

The guy cracked every one of my bones😭

[tidal yew]

I gotta killed him with minigun

[pastel spire]

what do u think about mine