gta-online-mk2

[brittle hatch]

[golden sundial]

Sorry what?

[lost lily]

snacks on mouse wheel is so handy

[golden sundial]

The-more-you-know.gif?

[brittle hatch]

The buzzard is smoking just cause they guy almost crashed picking us up

[golden sundial]

Ok but you're using the weapon wheel

[golden sundial]

Good thing it's not a sparrow

[lost lily]

but i've snacks on mouse wheel

[spiral lichen]

Oh shitt true

Okg tysm

what do u keybidjc.

to

yeah but it’s 48 mins

[brittle hatch]

you wouldn't need to use it if you knew how to drive a bike

[spiral lichen]

on controller?

i’m on controller

[untold dock]

well maybe stop

[spiral lichen]

dude the game was made for console.. lmao

[golden sundial]

Ok is there a keybinding I'm unfamiliar with?

[spiral lichen]

it’s objectively better on controller

[untold dock]

ok name those objective metrics

[lost lily]

now u see kb mouse supremacy

[lost lily]

what is your mouse?

[golden sundial]

It's a mouse

[lost lily]

[untold dock]

wireless mouse
look inside
wires

[golden sundial]

It is wireless yea

[lost lily]

i've one with extra buttons so i put it on gshift so it doesn't affect my main keybinds

[spiral lichen]

no?

enhanced is genuinely gorgeous omg

enhanced was the best quality of life update ever

guys which gunman driver and hacker for casino artwork silent quickly pls

🥹🥹🥹💗

@untold dock

[tidal yew]

Avi hacker

[lost lily]

5 5 9 for gold
5 5 5 for art

5 5 3 if you're a pro

[golden sundial]

I go 10 because tm8 has skill issue

[spiral lichen]

i don’t hgot him

don’t i have to destroy the 50 signal jammers

[tidal yew]

Then paige

[spiral lichen]

okie

[tidal yew]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

will i have enough time?

with paige

artwork

aiken

siletn*

[tidal yew]

Yeh ezzzzz

How many people?!

[spiral lichen]

OMG TYSM

[lost lily]

yohan for art

[spiral lichen]

oh ur joking

[golden sundial]

Point is you still have to open up the weapon wheel right?

[spiral lichen]

are u sure

[spiral lichen]

2 people

[untold dock]

i use rickie with art

[spiral lichen]

shouldn’t i do less time

if it’s easier

[spiral lichen]

3%????

[untold dock]

3%!!!

[spiral lichen]

what’s the 7% difference

in money

[tidal yew]

I mean more time just to be safer side

[lost lily]

if you don't have extra buttons just bind snacks on mouse wheel down

[spiral lichen]

i might aswell do paige for safety

i’m not doing this for money lolx

also

the money i save can jsut be gotten in loot boxes

with the extra time

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

rickie

[spiral lichen]

what driver

do i do

[untold dock]

the drilling is completely worthless

[spiral lichen]

nope

[spiral lichen]

Woahh how the heck

is this on divorce

double

[untold dock]

it's like 2.5k per box if there's anything inside

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

well 7% is useless

[lost lily]

7% hacker? yea he's kinda useless

[spiral lichen]

no i mean the difference

actually i’m wrong

the difference is 6%

guysss who for car

[lost lily]

and boxes are better?

[spiral lichen]

idk

ignore me

help me

[lost lily]

6% of art is 155k. you're never getting close to that with boxes

[spiral lichen]

who for human and driver pls

gunman

[spiral lichen]

oh damn

it’s okay

i’ll be on the safe side

[golden sundial]

Cheapest driver and gunman

[spiral lichen]

okie thx

[untold dock]

i like zach

defiler pretty solid

[spiral lichen]

bikes? ew

[untold dock]

getting 4 bikes sucks though

[spiral lichen]

bikes = take more dmg

[lost lily]

some people even buy the drill prep for 100k and only make like 20k from boxes

[spiral lichen]

and risk getting knocked off

having bikes to escape pacific is the stupidest thing ever

so scary

[spiral lichen]

Really?

wtf

that’s so dumb lol

i’ll do the prep bc i’ll have time

should i source issi classic?

[lost lily]

you could do a headhuter in less time it takes for that prep

[spiral lichen]

bruh

bro said headhunter

in 2026…

i’m crine

[lost lily]

that's what you're getting from those boxes around 22k

[spiral lichen]

i haven’t thought of headhunter since 2018

[spiral lichen]

okay but which is more fun

i do sentinel classic right

[tidal yew]

If you crying.......
Then stop crying

[lost lily]

headhunter for sure

[spiral lichen]

omg thank you

[golden sundial]

If you hate yourself sure

[spiral lichen]

which loading

[spiral lichen]

LMAOO

ONG WHO DOES THAT

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

guys which loading

which car

LOADOUT

[untold dock]

the issi classic is such an awful car to drive

[spiral lichen]

ikr

i like it for role playing aspec

[untold dock]

it's just nothing and then instant snap oversteer

[spiral lichen]

when i wanna cosplay being broke

i use the broke vintage cars

[lost lily]

give me issi arena with shunt boost

[spiral lichen]

guys help …

which guns

and car

🥹

[golden sundial]

Guns don't make a difference tbh

[tidal yew]

Even car makes no diff

Just take the ones which require less pay or cut

U gonna just drive till helo

[lost lily]

machine pistol and sentinel classic

[spiral lichen]

okay which

micro dmg?

[spiral lichen]

thnak. u

machine pistol

[lost lily]

you gonna be doing headshots so either is fine

[spiral lichen]

yuh

[lost lily]

and bonk the guards with helmet

[golden sundial]

Imagine if you couldn't do that

How different casino would have been

[lost lily]

stun and shoot works too

[untold dock]

if you stun a guard and run away fast enough they just get up like nothing happened

it's rather amusing

[spiral lichen]

u can?

i’m usually scared at casino

[spiral lichen]

really

i don’t like the detection aspect of it

super annoying

also moving around has so much delay

it’s hard to be precise bc of gta’s clunky movement

[lost lily]

bonk

[hollow owl]

Sub parts done

[golden sundial]

Flashback to the time when we were escaping and by the time I acquire a vehicle I realize you're having a standoff against the entire police department

[silk shuttle]

are u trolling
https://pastebin.com/RYdW9mCR

[fallow laurel]

Hi

[past gazelle]

hallo

[west stirrup]

Good

[spice inlet]

There goes the airplane godmode!

[untold dock]

oh no

anyway

[gray parcel]

mantrap lives another day

[broken musk]

Fun ruined

[sleek prism]

hi

[covert atlas]

All the unemployed 20 year olds in tears rn

[lost lily]

bro needs god mode to have fun

[past gazelle]

hallo old man

[broken musk]

Nah, just to have fun against zancudo tanks

Fun with idk

[lost lily]

fun without zancudo hangar

[spiral lichen]

20? lmao

u mean 14

[broken musk]

Not loading

[covert atlas]

Well unemployed grown men and random 12 year olds

[spice inlet]

Real

[covert atlas]

But the kids are whatever. It’s the grown ass men that are the issue

[spiral lichen]

lmao true

also girl

why is the lady barely giving crates

i swear it’s not even going up in crates

or she does 1?

like tf

[broken musk]

But I don’t use godmode glitches to ruin others fun

Unless they are abusing godmode then I will ruin their fun

[spiral lichen]

i told her to go do some, i had 11/111 , i sourced 3 crates myself then and i just told her to do it again after an hour and it says 14/111?

[spiral lichen]

literallyyy

[covert atlas]

Yeah they’ll source anywhere from 1-3 crates

[spiral lichen]

so cringe honestly

worse if they’re grown ups

[lost lily]

jefe

[spiral lichen]

that’s so cringe

should always be 3 smh

let’s go see my NC stock hehe

well my cargo is 200k rn

it should be like around 2m full right

[covert atlas]

Honestly technician sourcing is only worth it if you have all 5 warehouses

[spiral lichen]

really?

ohhh

yeah

so u get like 12m

[covert atlas]

Cause you’ll effectively be getting 5-15 crates per 48 minutes

[spiral lichen]

ugh that’s true

i don’t have money tho

[covert atlas]

Since you can source each technician at the same time

[spiral lichen]

it’s okay

[spiral lichen]

really????

whatt

that’s like 10-12m every 2 days if u grind

wtffff

even if u don’t do cayo that’s so good

[untold dock]

no it isn't

you need to source 77 times on average to fill a large warehouse

you cannot source 77 times in 2 days

[spiral lichen]

assistant..

bruh

someone told me u can

[plucky burrow]

I did

I scammed you

[spiral lichen]

yea you

wtf

[plucky burrow]

😝

[spiral lichen]

i miss when NC was 2x

okay my NC is 275k already

nice

what are special orders wtf

[plucky burrow]

Sell meth

[spiral lichen]

also

[spiral lichen]

separately?

[gray parcel]

afking nc stock is easiest money

[spiral lichen]

yeah for sure but playing is even better

[past gazelle]

thats illegal Lumbojo

[spiral lichen]

you’d rather do taxi work

[plucky burrow]

No I mean the motorcycle club

[spiral lichen]

to fill the time

and master your driving

[plucky burrow]

I'm sorry

[spiral lichen]

ahh i don’t do those

[past gazelle]

hi sorry

[spiral lichen]

too much work

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[spiral lichen]

don’t they give like less than a mill

also guys

what’s the vehicle for nc missions

[broken musk]

Bruh wtf, I host mansion parté and half the lobby shows up

[spiral lichen]

the big truck to buy

so u don’t get the slow one

[untold dock]

pounder custom

[gray parcel]

or just sell before 80 crates

[plucky burrow]

Wish we had the Phantom

[spiral lichen]

THANK YOU

[plucky burrow]

For nc

[spiral lichen]

ikrr

warstock right

[plucky burrow]

Yeah

[spiral lichen]

i can’t wait for bus driver dlc ahh

[spiral lichen]

yysmm

[candid veldt]

update... snow?! oh now

[spiral lichen]

the mule is horrendous

[untold dock]

there is no snow

[spiral lichen]

ima deck my pounder out heheh

[broken musk]

Tomorrow

[spiral lichen]

YAYAYAYA

[candid veldt]

NO

[untold dock]

ion believe it

[spiral lichen]

no..

ong i’m stopping playing if they do

[broken musk]

Wym

[spiral lichen]

ima go for a week guys

[broken musk]

[candid veldt]

wll there is snow every year... so..

even tho it is stupid!

[untold dock]

heists in the snow will be fun

[plucky burrow]

Goodnight

[broken musk]

(Meanwhile I’m literally in the middle of a blizzard rn)

[spiral lichen]

nope

even worse

[spiral lichen]

goodnight!

YAYY POUNDER IS HEREE

[plucky burrow]

[spiral lichen]

also us TAA sharpening good or bad

i have AMD sharpen on top of it

[candid veldt]

blizzard real life > snow gta

[untold dock]

bad

[spiral lichen]

idk which one to turn off

[spiral lichen]

fr?

[real peak]

Puuurrfect numbar

[untold dock]

both

[plucky burrow]

Paint it orange

[spiral lichen]

no bruh

[spiral lichen]

game look blurry af

[untold dock]

taa itself is awful

because taa

[spiral lichen]

should i put

the armour plating

etc

on my pounder

[covert atlas]

Yeah it looks cool

[spiral lichen]

or does that make it slow

[untold dock]

yes

[spiral lichen]

no

[plucky burrow]

It gets you stuck though

[candid veldt]

you can, only avoid the stupid turret

[spiral lichen]

don’t troll me

[spiral lichen]

whyyyy

[spiral lichen]

how

heavy armour platoon…

playing

doesn’t that make u slower

[candid veldt]

the missile turret is piece of shit

[untold dock]

put armor and barbed wire on

[plucky burrow]

Too high for some bridges

[spiral lichen]

my van will be hot pink

[candid veldt]

seriously the mule and pounder weapons are total rubbish compared to the VAN minigun or .50

[spiral lichen]

really

[spiral lichen]

okie thx

but does it slow u down??

[covert atlas]

Nah itll be fine

[spiral lichen]

wtffff

[spiral lichen]

okie thx

No but like

i want ppl to see my hot pink

salmon pink actually

wat does wire do

[untold dock]

adds traction

[spiral lichen]

what weapons?

[spiral lichen]

tysm

[untold dock]

it's functionally a spoiler

[spiral lichen]

guys which weapons

[spiral lichen]

ooo nice

this truck is gonna becsooo fast lol

i never customised my truck before for some reason

i don’t think i knew u could

[covert atlas]

Mine is dark prismatic pearl.

[spiral lichen]

which weapons plzzzz

[covert atlas]

I wanted it to look as unpleasant as possible

[spiral lichen]

Lmaoo

grenada launched?

which primary weapons?

[untold dock]

i didn't put any weapons on

[candid veldt]

no weapons only mines

[spiral lichen]

why not

[untold dock]

didn't seem very useful

[covert atlas]

Whichever ones you want I guess. I’ve never used them though

[spiral lichen]

i got mines

[candid veldt]

the weapons are poop

[spiral lichen]

thxx

are u sure

okay

can’t passenger use them

ima test drive

[covert atlas]

You can usually finish the NC sale mission before you get griefed and if you do end up getting griefed, the weapons are never actually useful

[spiral lichen]

Really

What abu the armour

what does it do

[spiral lichen]

Omg wait i vaguely remember this i’m so bad

[spiral lichen]

wait wtf is thisss omg Thank u SMM

[covert atlas]

Makes it tankier to missiles

NC sale vehicles should have a lock on jammer during the sale so the armor is pretty useful for deterring the average Mk2 caveman

[spiral lichen]

it doesn’t even tell you which ones to get for each one it just tells u al the choices…

[silk shuttle]

bruh it does

[west stirrup]

Never let oreo send pics

[gray parcel]

how do i solve this captcha

[covert atlas]

Put it closer next time please I can’t tell whats on the screen

[opal rock]

If you cross your eyes you can kinda read it alright

[candid veldt]

😄

[gritty ibex]

When I aim in 3rd person, my character is placed to the left instead of right, what do I do

[gray parcel]

jimmy legs

[untold dock]

22 minutes to sell 3 dodos of shit

man this is awful

[real peak]

You in the cover...

If your character face left, it will shoot from left shoulder

Same as right side

Why we dont have switch shoulders in gta??? Not in cover anyway

[untold dock]

busy on this yacht

[pastel spire]

how many tries did it take to get the vigilante up there

[untold dock]

1

[pastel spire]

lies

[untold dock]

do you honestly think that

genuinely

[pastel spire]

Yes

[untold dock]

you're a fucking idiot

[split moon]

🤨

You need to relax man, it ain't that deep

[pastel spire]

Perhaps

[west stirrup]

You obviously are.

[pastel spire]

Perhaps

[untold dock]

if you don't believe that players that do this cannot make the yacht jump first try i don't know what to tell you

every single one of these jumps is harder than the yacht one because on the yacht it doesn't matter how high you go besides not hitting the side of it

[west stirrup]

So he really is a fucking idiot for thinking you can't make that

[fast bridge]

Can’t believe it was 4 years ago yesterday since Rockstar shut down Old Gen Servers

[untold dock]

can believe it

actually feels like it's been longer

it's been over 5 years since we last got a heist

[pastel spire]

This is clearly ai bro who you fooling

[fast bridge]

W event week

Snow returning next Tuesday

[pastel spire]

What

Where is TGG when you need him

[tame holly]

where

[untold dock]

you'd say w event week if it was 2x convenience store robberies

[pastel spire]

could make some fat stacks with that

[fast bridge]

On X

[fast bridge]

That’s a lie. Assuming won’t get you anywhere

[tame holly]

and what's on it ? Mostly interested on prize ride/wheel car

[sleek prism]

someone to sell meth and coke? thanks

[untold dock]

i can after this heist

[sleek prism]

ok ty

[past gazelle]

np

[sleek prism]

do you play gtao nowadays?

[past gazelle]

no

[sleek prism]

y

[untold dock]

too difficult

[fast bridge]

LFG

[sleek prism]

_ _

[fast bridge]

2X weed sell missions

[untold dock]

well

could be worse

could be better

[sleek prism]

right, tomorrow is the update day

what a hell

its for 3 week

[fast bridge]

PR is comet safari
CP is Envisage

[sleek prism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1pp7kyc/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_december_18th_to/

[tame holly]

well that's nice, at least the comet safari has the special livery and i could sell mine for a few 100ks

claimable clique is also cool as fuck

[covert atlas]

No dripfeed car this week? 🙁

[gray parcel]

weed 2x

[sleek prism]

The Gangbanger Robbery: Vapid Clique wrapped in the limited-time Merry Cliquemas livery with Liberty City plate CLAIMABLE

[covert atlas]

The 12 Salvage Yard fans jumping with joy rn

[tame holly]

the 2 gta + exclusives will be available

[covert atlas]

Oh I see makes sense

[fast bridge]

2

[west stirrup]

Oh yeaa its wednesday

[tame holly]

also guess i'll be getting 3 cars this week : s95, and 2 itali gtbs for my supers and hsw collection

since they'll be on sale

but tbf i do have time since its until jan 8

[fast bridge]

Luvia and FMJ MK V are the new drip feed cars

[fossil dagger]

FUCKIN SNOW

YESSS

[sleek prism]

what you can expect for update when it lasts 3 weeks..

[fossil dagger]

I'M REDOWNLOAD

[tame holly]

on tuesday

[west stirrup]

December 23rd 😕

[fossil dagger]

YUHH

[tame holly]

free chopper for a week tho

thats nice

[fast bridge]

Which one?

[fossil dagger]

So snow comes tomorrow

Yeah?

[fast bridge]

Nope

[tame holly]

23rd

[fossil dagger]

Bruh

[fast bridge]

So helicopter

[tame holly]

it is a chopper

[fossil dagger]

23rd

They have never done it that late

[fast bridge]

I say helicopter for helicopter and chopper for modified motorcycle

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Vulcar Nebula Turbo | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle was added on August 22, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

Prerequisite To: Nebula Turbo (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: First generation Volvo 242 2-door sedan

Basic Info

$797,000
1,320 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_k: in Sports Classics
1:16.260 Lap Time
102.5 mph Top Speed

1/2 nebula • Data from GTACars.net

[fossil dagger]

I got this car for snow

[tame holly]

claimable clique is cool tho

guess i'll have to do 1 salvage yard stuff this time

[gray parcel]

oh right

[fast bridge]

This is incorrect

[untold dock]

i already have a clique from a million years ago

[tame holly]

i don't, so its nice + custom plate

[lost lily]

Free volito carbon which i already have

[fast bridge]

2015 was December 24th
2018 was December 24th
2021 was December 23rd

So yes they have done it that late before

[covert atlas]

Last year they did it the week of Christmas too iirc

[lost lily]

I like weed more than meth. It has higher chance of getting single truck

[west stirrup]

That truck sale is dismal

[lost lily]

I'd take that over multiple sell vehicles anyday

[untold dock]

i think i'd rather fly dodos

which are awful

[fast bridge]

Depends on the one u get

[west stirrup]

Stoner sale

[broken musk]

This means snow for next three weeks

[tame holly]

it starts on 23rd

[fast bridge]

It doesn’t

[silk shuttle]

[tame holly]

so i'll barely get to enjoy snow

[silk shuttle]

new advertising spam meta

[fast bridge]

You interpreted it wrong

[broken musk]

Ok fine

[livid agate]

discord.gg/

[silk shuttle]

he said the same thing about ufo sightings

[livid agate]

Jokes on them invite doesn't even work

[silk shuttle]

and i collectively laughed at him

[broken musk]

You still haven’t taken away the physical snow in my driveway though

[sleek prism]

peepo police badge

[silk shuttle]

cult of outrage

[fossil dagger]

fine

[daring bobcat]

lets go!

[untold dock]

go where

[fast bridge]

Huh?

[broken musk]

Nm it was a joke bc I have too much snow where I live rn

[primal sluice]

Tomorrow snow?

[untold dock]

tuesday

[lost lily]

I did this in like 3 hrs on my 2nd character

[primal sluice]

so 23rd?

[fast bridge]

No

[fast bridge]

That’s Tuesday

[primal sluice]

Yes, just like cora said

[broken musk]

No

[primal sluice]

Bro, can yall just tell me when

[broken musk]

Tuesday apparently

[primal sluice]

ok thank you

tuesday it is then

[broken musk]

Listen to this guy

Not me

[primal sluice]

He said it as if it was supposed to be a different day tho

[fast bridge]

We literally did

[primal sluice]

ok cool

[broken musk]

Tuesday, Dec 23rd

[west stirrup]

ey?

[fast bridge]

Is that new or old?

[broken musk]

Yes I needa figure out how to get this

[untold dock]

@sleek prism this heist is going poorly

[west stirrup]

If it's US only

[untold dock]

we've had like 4 disconnections and 2 deaths

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

I’m already subscribed

Bruh, they still ain’t releasing the other cars

[fast bridge]

They are

2 new vehicles this week

[broken musk]

Not the police cars, and the Keitora

[fast bridge]

You’ll have to wait

[broken musk]

Perhaps

[sleek prism]

argh, game freezed here

[untold dock]

i'm bready now

to drive some trash trucks

[sleek prism]

great

I invite soon

[opal rock]

Weed again wasn’t even that long ago

Pushing the mc businesses it seems, guess Coke will be next

[lost lily]

Weed actually makes more than meth with the buff

So it's a slightly better week

Bunker 2x would've been better tho

[sleek prism]

@untold dock got that transaction failing

[untold dock]

great more mc sales

if you didn't get the money you should have the product still

[sleek prism]

good

I go check meth

yeah, stock is there

[west stirrup]

What is the explosive in the Inside Job misison

[untold dock]

the white box behind the fib guy

[storm nimbus]

Marked with a small orange explosive sign

[west stirrup]

alr

Cause i shot that last time and it didn't count

[storm nimbus]

Some of them seem a bit buggy, like the stunt jump in the tunnel one didn't count on my first run

[primal sluice]

What is the 3.5 GB update about?

[fast bridge]

U have to blow up the FIB guy at the head of the table in the clubhouse

[fast bridge]

GM aircraft patched

[hollow owl]

The claimable car this week is the same car from last year that I haven't even claimed

[primal sluice]

And that took 3.5 GB's to fix?

[hollow owl]

[storm nimbus]

My patch was 500MB so dunno why yours is 3.5GB lol

[primal sluice]

i dunno either

[gray parcel]

the mansion update was about that size

[primal sluice]

I already had that downloaded

I got the update today

And the mansion update was more like 5 GB's for me

[silk shuttle]

that's what i paid 15 mil for

[primal sluice]

unplayable!

[silk shuttle]

[primal sluice]

They be hiring those azerbaijani workers to build these mansions

[silk shuttle]

aizerbajani

[untold dock]

panel gap bigger than tesla

[silk shuttle]

bigger than coil

[silk shuttle]

@plain sierra u seeing this shit?

[sleek prism]

hmm

I got transaction failing again, but got the money

almost 50%

[untold dock]

ion have anything to sell

[sleek prism]

no

fuckin

way

boat, planes.. what next

[untold dock]

motorbici

probably

[sleek prism]

we do 3rd time?

[untold dock]

if you want

[sleek prism]

ok, lets do and then to bed

[untold dock]

new session so another can join

[fallow laurel]

Oh no

I forgot to sell

[daring bobcat]

still have time

[fallow laurel]

I can’t play now

Tomorrow I gotta go to school

Update releases while I am in school

[covert atlas]

Skip school and play GTA

[fallow laurel]

I tried

[covert atlas]

🙁

[fallow laurel]

Didn’t work

Almost

[hollow owl]

Only 6 more trophies to do and "complete everything there is to offer in LS"

[sleek prism]

Nice, 3rd time, no transaction failing :D

[silk shuttle]

is that flippy from happy tree friends?

if there are invisible invincible npcs inside knoway taxis does that mean that you can boost the shooting stat by shooting at their invisible invincible head?

similar to how a glitch at the clothing store wardrobe worked

[untold dock]

society if humen used 100% of their brain capacity

tho you can max shooting with a custom survival in a couple of minutes

[silk shuttle]

but say for example you have a small brain (like me)

gotta see if that works

[golden sundial]

Lol who would have shooting not maxed?

Sounds like they didn't play the game enough

[silk shuttle]

me when i start playing on a fresh account (i don't partake in things like that actually)

[west stirrup]

crazy fov

2.6m to go

[naive zenith]

Ain't no way

2x weed

[untold dock]

someone casio heist

oh now you want it

i invited you 10 minutes ago

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

i think oreo wanted a bigger a cut

[silk shuttle]

i'm fine with 2 shawarmas and a sprite

[nocturne fossil]

the word casio brings so much memories

[hollow owl]

Can heist?

We stealing caps?

[nocturne fossil]

i used to count elites and heist cooldowns using those casio wrist watches

[untold dock]

[silk shuttle]

i think 2 shawarmas and a sprite is all i deserve, realistically

[nocturne fossil]

"high risk"

[silk shuttle]

with the funny, this is the best door to use

[primal sluice]

Casio mentioned!!!!

[nocturne fossil]

imagine we could wall climb with bikes there

if only the shinobi existed back then

[primal sluice]

Still rocking one

well, a couple

no such thing as a single Casio watch

[nocturne fossil]

those watches are timeless nokias for watches

[primal sluice]

They truly are Nokia of watches, pretty much indestructible in regular use

My G-Shock is an awesome daily driver

[nocturne fossil]

i still use that to count elites without using the on-screen display

[primal sluice]

I just don't like smart watches...

those are gadgets, not real timepieces

[untold dock]

i want
omega speedmaster

[primal sluice]

That's a great one

[primal sluice]

You could uhh, get the cheapo knockoff, aka the Swatch x Omega speedmaster

[nocturne fossil]

i only watch those smartwatches so i could wake up early

they patch heli godmode and somewhat rabbits dying around vinewood mansion

[nocturne fossil]

but why not the bug related to the mansion garage where parts get unequipped for vehicles placed there

(can purchase a car to a different area and then move-over but annoying nonetheless)

[untold dock]

i have mayo perico setup too

[silk shuttle]

fingers cracked
minorities oppressed
dream of getting 3m+ out without bonuses ruined

[untold dock]

i still don't understand the aggro logic

[silk shuttle]

it's best to jump over the fence right after passing the van
the guy under the racetrack bridge is insta aggro

[split moon]

what are you guys running?

[silk shuttle]

lower the music volume to hear the game better
hear pavel
bring the game volume down to 0 instantly

[nocturne fossil]

you used to have the name called "heli escape hater" or something like that right?

like a long long long time ago

[untold dock]

wow this cayo is absolute fucking trash

is it just 1 gold

1.25m take duo

kekhands

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

👏

[untold dock]

tequila, 1 gold 2 cash

rolling in it

also i'm stupid and missed a shot which alerted everyone on the way out

double kekhands

[bitter flicker]

[nocturne fossil]

too bad epic games lacks these sort stats

[turbid spire]

we need hours, steam, that could be anywhere from 50min to 290402min XD

[nocturne fossil]

did yall see the players who got suspended for those random jobs they made from mission creator?

[nocturne fossil]

not gonna join any of those nor will i make one xd

[turbid spire]

interesting...what did the jobs have?

[untold dock]

charlie kirk shooting simulator? idk

there were some sussy jobs

[nocturne fossil]

what cheesecake mentioned xd

trust me there really bad

it feels like what Rstar did was justified but they should have set boundaries to this themselves

[turbid spire]

surely they put some guidelines and stuff ppl happen to have ignored?

[still bobcat]

of course

you can’t recreate real world tragedies

the people getting banned are making the 1000th shoot speaker at ULSA and fly Luxor to objective (side of building)

[viscid belfry]

Those are rookie numbers my friend

[turbid spire]

ban cayo perico devs

[rancid parcel]

Holy touch grass

[nocturne fossil]

one says, "those are rookie numbers" and the other says "touch grass"

[nocturne fossil]

dont listen to the haters kids just keep grinding

[turbid spire]

I say they mean nothing cause steam is a coward and hides the actual hours 😔

just noticed it happens to be both my 2nd and 3rd most played games on epic XD

[nocturne fossil]

which one are u using for gta?

epic shows the hours i played but tbh it adds story mode hours too

[turbid spire]

I got it on epic cause it was free so now Im stuck with it >.<

[nocturne fossil]

same

[turbid spire]

oh yea, but barely touched single player here, prob less than 10% total time

[nocturne fossil]

usually i only consider online game play time but epic might be doing a decent job counting overall time

[olive lotus]

This true?

Rockstar been weird lately

[nocturne fossil]

whats this btw

ive been sick for the past few days so havent checked this stuff

they gonna drop the snow update and dip out till january?

[turbid spire]

snow events start on the 23 and the update news is out till jan 7

[turbid spire]

it actually just "leaked" few hours ago

[nocturne fossil]

[radiant loom]

Good morning chat

[nocturne fossil]

so your only gonna greet the people who have morning in their timezones?

[nocturne fossil]

what about people with afternoon, evening and nights

[radiant loom]

My god bro..

Alright GRERTINGS EVERYONE I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON EVENING OR WHATEVER BUT TIME UR IN

[west stirrup]

hi

[rancid parcel]

Why are you shouting?

[nocturne fossil]

perfection

[broken musk]

F*ck yOu cOcKsTaR..

They literally give us GoonerGPT but won’t let us call over shoe store workers

[bronze sail]

[twin drum]

chat tomorrows bonuses pogchamp or babyrage?

dont even tell me what they actually are

left on read, fine ill go look them up

disappointedly and begrudgingly

[broken musk]

huh

[twin drum]

cool they're babyrage

[broken musk]

Tf is babyrage

[rancid parcel]

It means this week sucks

[twin drum]

it's a twitch emote

[broken musk]

I see

I’m getting too old ffs

Don’t understand anything lol

[rancid parcel]

New weekly update looks great ngl

[alpine basin]

unplayable game

[broken musk]

Fr

[nocturne fossil]

whats up sour patch?

[alpine basin]

buy lest there be a will, theres a way

[nocturne fossil]

longtime no see

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Disgusting noise

[broken musk]

Wym

[west stirrup]

Mister boss

[broken musk]

Oh

[nocturne fossil]

why is viper doing weekly updates now?

i dont recall him doing it very seriously

ofc with past arguments no surprise

[still bobcat]

viper is doing weekly updates and tgg is doing react content

[nocturne fossil]

but still many channels like DCA also do it

why do they keep adding freemode jobs

[nocturne fossil]

more spaghetti code to lag the usual player set

[still bobcat]

to prepare us for how crap GTA VI's online launches

[nocturne fossil]

to satisfy a few normies in the minority who play the game

everything but a new heist yeah???

something off the level of casino

[wintry ermine]

Complete clukin bell as leader and as an associate for a total of 1mil bonus 👀

[still bobcat]

they are too scared after cayo

[nocturne fossil]

i mean they already exist tho

[still bobcat]

might actually do the clanker bell sheep farm

[nocturne fossil]

they could just make one with lower pay

i was very neutral about wanting new heists but i much rather have heists than this freemode stuff

how's the knoway missions they seemed pretty fun knowing all the strats

[still bobcat]

only done them once

[west stirrup]

Jeez

[tidal yew]

Nahh nahhh

[alpine basin]

give him blush

[still bobcat]

i dont think you can

just look at my pfp with the cat ears

[neon acorn]

hi guys

[neon acorn]

Black eyes

[still bobcat]

its make up

[neon acorn]

That’s so handsome

[neon acorn]

yup

that’s what they all say

[neon acorn]

Wall are you on GTA at the moment?

[still bobcat]

trust me you'd rather see him with the makeup than without

[neon acorn]

hmm

is anyone free and on GTA at all?

[still bobcat]

yes wadya need

[neon acorn]

Could you do a rally race with me? I wanna unlock steel and aluminium colours

[still bobcat]

just one?

[neon acorn]

I haven’t used my Bati in ages

[neon acorn]

yes

[still bobcat]

yea easy ill do that

[neon acorn]

and I wanna make it an aluminium colour

[neon acorn]

what’s your sc

[still bobcat]

nwy_the_crumpet

[neon acorn]

sent

[still bobcat]

nya

[neon acorn]

Invited

[still bobcat]

dont u need to actually beat people

[neon acorn]

Tysm

[neon acorn]

no

As you can see, I’m quite experienced

[still bobcat]

experienced with the winky

[neon acorn]

Thanks for the help

the winky

hopefully it counted

It said you only needed one other

[still bobcat]

if it didnt i think its coz u actually have to beat another team

[neon acorn]

ok nvm

😔

[neon acorn]

gg

I need another two then

tuner and Micheal de santa

the one that I want is brushed aluminium

It looks hot

I can’t wait for the Vapid FMJ

It’s almost here

[real peak]

Morning

[neon acorn]

Morning Katto

[nocturne fossil]

who katoo

[real peak]

Morning =w=

[neon acorn]

Are you experienced with GTAO?

I'm gonna try and do CMM doomsday with Tuna

[still bobcat]

i need a doomsday cmm

[nocturne fossil]

u havent completed dd cmm?

[still bobcat]

no

never looked for anyone to do it with

want to though

2 3 and 4

[neon acorn]

Would you do it with me?

Me and tuner

[still bobcat]

yes

[neon acorn]

hell yeah

[rancid parcel]

Rapid fire bug upon thee

Brrr

[nocturne fossil]

playing safe

[nocturne fossil]

watching my own back is fine but having to watch others back is the hardest

[still bobcat]

the last time i did ddm was like 2019 though

[neon acorn]

Bless us with good luck instead

[neon acorn]

Now I fear

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[nocturne fossil]

okay time to carry him xd

[nocturne fossil]

goooodluck

[neon acorn]

Shouldn't be an issue until act 3..

[still bobcat]

id just ask we do a run first

[nocturne fossil]

ahem

act1 finale, act2 = ulp, avenger and yes act3 finale

[still bobcat]

we did do cmm on our 1st or 2nd try i cant remember

[nocturne fossil]

deaths can sometimes happen in the missions u disregard the most

[neon acorn]

All of those are easy asf

only rescue agent 14 is all I’m worried about

[nocturne fossil]

well this one is easy i just go solo on foot and wipe them out

tactically

[still bobcat]

ill be dropping my graphics down to low and taking advantage of 270hz

[neon acorn]

There are rapid fire enemies, juggs, etc

Me and Wall practiced those missions I think

It was either me and Wall or me and Hari

[nocturne fossil]

juggs are easy when u know the spawns and how to use third person peak advantage

[neon acorn]

yeah, but stuff happens

Can’t always expect a clean run

[nocturne fossil]

which is my reasoning all missions contains risks regardless of being hard or not

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat what time is it for you and what’s your location

[neon acorn]

😔

[still bobcat]

melbourne australia

[neon acorn]

Wait wtf

[still bobcat]

its currently 2:24 PM

[neon acorn]

We’re both Aussies

[still bobcat]

ya

[nocturne fossil]

most of my fails were from ulp back then when i ran cmm alot

[neon acorn]

that’s actually perfect

my Aussie Aussie Aussie

[still bobcat]

Oi Oi Oi

[neon acorn]

Tuna is in Japan so we should be fine too

[neon acorn]

I wonder who could be our 4th

[still bobcat]

yea that would be good

[neon acorn]

Mikko

Mikko can be our fourth

@sleek prism Micheal Angelo are you awake

[nocturne fossil]

was that the orange turtle?

or the red one?

[still bobcat]

iirc orange

the silly one

[nocturne fossil]

ah ok

[still bobcat]

ill drop the grind whenever to do doomsday cmm

im actually cooking up a little plan, havent reveiled it yet

but this should give you an idea

[nocturne fossil]

alien tattoo on second chaarcter?

[still bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

i saw ur character with no bottoms and knew it was a female

and then knew u had a second character and ofc the rest flows through

[still bobcat]

i dont think you wanna see the main character in a bikini

[nocturne fossil]

Call me detective Ceylon 🕵️

[nocturne fossil]

no pls go ahead :)

feel free

[still bobcat]

plus all the black jeans for fem characters kinda suck

[nocturne fossil]

wdym bro those jeans are really good

use the older jeans then?

[still bobcat]

those are the best available, but they still have rips

[nocturne fossil]

wait

[still bobcat]

also the fem characters dont have eris black sneakers

[still bobcat]

no black version

[nocturne fossil]

what about these jeans?

[still bobcat]

idk if rockstar have made a mistake and removed them?

[nocturne fossil]

they have a black version but with some pink lettering in the back pocket

[still bobcat]

yea thats crap

[nocturne fossil]

that pink lettering drove me to buy the jeans u showed earlier

[nocturne fossil]

then try shorts xd

they are nice

[real peak]

They have thicc thighs

[nocturne fossil]

[still bobcat]

the point was matching outfits

[nocturne fossil]

alr black shorts then

[still bobcat]

also yea no identical shoes either

[real peak]

Blue short jean + white crop top + white backward cap

[nocturne fossil]

i know what u mean but u gotta cater towards the gender too u know

[nocturne fossil]

see theres an idea

[real peak]

Male dont have much tbh

But female?

Infinite to combo

That it never end

[nocturne fossil]

tbf i never agree that female have better customization

they both equally do

because some outfits still look better on one than the other

due to their shapes the clothing may differ

[real peak]

My fem only wear short and crop top cuz...

play the music
I like big butt and I cannot lieeeee

[nocturne fossil]

fair

[real peak]

Female char top tier

[nocturne fossil]

female character is gud but i prioritize my male character first

tho my highest level gained was on a female character

[nocturne fossil]

didnt u like the cargo pants?

they arent jeans but....

[still bobcat]

i just dont get why there's no black regular fit

[real peak]

Hmm replace top bikini with black rolled sleeve top will be great

[still bobcat]

these would be fine in black

[still bobcat]

no the plan is alien tattoo

topless like her brother

[nocturne fossil]

the white sneakers can cover the ankles

[still bobcat]

its just the regular fit jeans are perfect

no black ones for a dumb reason

[real peak]

Oh with that then keep it

[real peak]

Yea, sooo have to fine different one to replace it

[nocturne fossil]

surely thats not the only outfit ur gonna have saved right? xd

[real peak]

Cargo is alright

[still bobcat]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

then u can add the shorts for the next

[real peak]

If want show tattoes

Just go for short and top bikini

👍

[nocturne fossil]

lots of car pictures in my pictures folder it struggles to load

[still bobcat]

oh wait they have shorts and leggings

[real peak]

Remove car >:3

[real peak]

Mhm

[nocturne fossil]

oh yeah i forgot leggings

one of the leggings is bugged dont buy!!!!

[still bobcat]

why not

black denim and stockings

[nocturne fossil]

ur characters torso from the side clips through it

[real peak]

Or buy short to make ass bigger so you will get distract it alot (It happened to me when I played fem char)

[still bobcat]

these look fine