gta-online-mk2

[spiral lichen]

it’s easier

??

andfaster

i literally don’t mind

[plucky burrow]

What I used to do is
I would tell the technicians to source
And then do a round of sourcing myself from the terrorbyte within the 48 minutes

It is slow but bearable

[tidal yew]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

If you don't stop you might be able to fill 2 large warehouses in two days

But you need some insane mental fortitude to solo

Or if you have friends

[real peak]

More like throw your life away

Make your life is GTA

[plucky burrow]

Lmao

[spiral lichen]

yea

[real peak]

first time of my life

[spiral lichen]

yeah i do

[real peak]

Like very lat

[plucky burrow]

Do you have mk2

[spiral lichen]

thankfully

[real peak]

I had 5 111 wave house now

[spiral lichen]

no but i can do some cayo to get it

i’m doing terrobyte for trade price rn

[plucky burrow]

The mk2 is made for this

The ultimate grind machine

[plucky burrow]

Sell before raid

[pastel spire]

Finally higher quality

[tidal yew]

You've been online a lot today

[real peak]

Oh keep it only 77

[real peak]

I don't have any game to play

[tidal yew]

U have that shooting game where your aim is god level

[lost lily]

480p 30fps 1800kbps

[pastel spire]

What

[lost lily]

that what your high quality video is

[pastel spire]

i said higher

[real peak]

When you do warehouse storage, you do 1 by 1 ware house or any ware house?

[pastel spire]

not high

this is how it looked before

[young sand]

The lower quality one is funnier for me because it cuts off when the car crashes imo

[spiral lichen]

the no way billboards issiosn have to be the most stupidest missions they’ve added

WHY THE HECK IS ITFIRSTVPERSON LOCKED??

ANDCTHESE JUMPS R SO HARD OT MAKE

[real peak]

The pain when I don't have atomic

The car just hit my back and fully stuck

[tame holly]

i didn't really have an issue with it

was a pretty fun set of missions tbh, did a lot of properly different stuff

[west stirrup]

More fun than CBFR

[tame holly]

CBFR ?

oooh

yeah, def more fun

[west stirrup]

Ogfa has some very slow missions

Mule and Container missions case in point

[tame holly]

not looking forward for the 2.6M i have left to grind ogfa for t4

[west stirrup]

After i finish the final mission i switch to SP to continue the 100%

or switch to ps5 to plat more games

[tame holly]

i am working towards 2 plat on ps5 rn, crossworlds and sonic superstars

[spiral lichen]

i’m really excited for the drip fed content!

[tame holly]

for crossworlds its just ticket grinding for some customization part tho

[spiral lichen]

also guys i unlocked mixed goods or whatever

what do i do now?

[tame holly]

apart for cars its almost nothing tbh

[spiral lichen]

i jsut did it, super annoying

[spiral lichen]

the odd jobs are amazing

[real peak]

Awww...

hard - pink diamond - 1 art and 1 gold anddd all cash

Sadge day

[tame holly]

any coke ?

but tbf pink diamond is always pog

[untold dock]

hmm

i got a transaction error on a hangar sale

so it kept the product

but it still counted toward career progress

[spiral lichen]

i luvvv cayo

[spiral lichen]

i get transactions error on cayo but it still gives me the money lol

[untold dock]

can i manufacture transaction errors to get hangar career progress a bit faster

i didn't get money so i don't care about that

[spiral lichen]

do you have angela AI voice

[tame holly]

if it works, it works

[untold dock]

god no

haviland

[fierce mason]

Finally
Someone speaking english

[tame holly]

i picked haviland cuz its the best one and i hate the british

[woeful needle]

You mean to do the sells faster?

[untold dock]

no i do not

[sturdy tapir]

@opal rock

Opinion

[tame holly]

well i say i hate them in a 1000 year rivalry between nations type of stuff

[spiral lichen]

LOL

[sleek prism]

thats cheating

[untold dock]

true

but sourcing 1000 hangar crates is such a slog

[sleek prism]

Fr

[west stirrup]

What does manufacture transaction errors mean

[untold dock]

intentionally cause a transaction error

[golden sundial]

Kinda like a replay glitch

[west stirrup]

Ah

[spiral lichen]

what are the top fastest cayos??

times

[spiral lichen]

but weren’t you the one moaning to me about cheating with cayo replay glitch?? lmao

[golden sundial]

Hop on sr.c and find out

[spiral lichen]

where

[untold dock]

i don't get money for sales that give a transaction error

it would be purely for the ridiculous career progress task

[spiral lichen]

STILL CHEATIJGGGGG CHEATER CHEATERRRRR

[split moon]

[woeful needle]

That wouldn’t give you 1000 crates btw

It just wouldn’t fill the crate

[untold dock]

what the fuck are you even talking about

i literally said that the sale counted towards career progress even though it gave a transaction error and i kept the crates

[woeful needle]

So if you force the transaction error it means it doesn’t save meaning it won’t add a score to your tally

So you see it happen but exit and re-enter the game and it will be back at the original number

[untold dock]

i restarted the game and the progress is still there

[woeful needle]

Well then your luck u I guess

I mean that’s a cool bug

[opal rock]

Hates the British wants to listen to a British voice constantly

[sturdy tapir]

true

[opal rock]

Also this kind of toxic transnational hate, deeply offends me, mods ban.

I jest ofc

[golden sundial]

https://www.speedrun.com/gtao

[untold dock]

https://youtu.be/CzhUjwiI7OA

[rancid parcel]

Ip grabber

[golden sundial]

Yeah that's every website in existence brother

[untold dock]

this max 10 ceo/mc per session limit has to be one of the worst features in the game

[tame holly]

even 127.0.0.1 is an ip grabber

[golden sundial]

Real

[golden sundial]

Dunno what that is tbh

[tame holly]

the loopback address

aka the ip address of every computer when it wants to communicate with itself

[lost lily]

ez

[primal sluice]

all that for 677k

[rancid parcel]

[plucky burrow]

Say that again

[past gazelle]

no

[spiral lichen]

HOLY FUCK HOW

[spiral lichen]

TY

[spiral lichen]

bruh how has anyone survived aggressive

lmao

[opal rock]

They just showed you how

[primal sluice]

all that for 677k

[spiral lichen]

not really

it’s because not everyone can be doing missions at once

it limits the amount of ppl who may happen to be doing the same mission and filling up the different location spawns for that mission

like for example the preps in public, or literally any cargo sell missions

[opal rock]

Nah it’s very outdated

Especially when the majority of today’s activities are locked behind it

[spiral lichen]

what if several ppl want to sell some cargo but several other ppl are already selling and are taken the limited programmed routes?

[opal rock]

Back in the day it wasn’t an issue

[spiral lichen]

i mean yeah now i ts worse arguably

since u can do preps in public

so many things can overlap

10 limits that

and keeps it from overlapping

[opal rock]

Doing preps in public is just weird

[spiral lichen]

you guys don’t really think having 30 ceos could be enjoyable do you? you wouldn’t be able to do certain preps or missions bc another ceo is doing it lmao

[tame holly]

thank you for calling me out like that

[distant wasp]

this why i love gta me and some random player decided to help another random player deliver his nightclub cargo lol

[opal rock]

Like what?

[tame holly]

i do everything including preps in public

[opal rock]

Why though there is just no benefit

[tame holly]

public lobbies are fun

[opal rock]

Ofc for having fun

But preps is just work

[distant wasp]

i get him tbh i also do preps etc in public

[tame holly]

also for some of them having randoms that help is nice

(exit cars for casinos)

[opal rock]

On ps servers that’s surprising I thought they were like bad sport lobbies

[distant wasp]

nah ps servers are chill af

everyone minding their own business most of the time

[golden sundial]

I do love the fact that griefers will on occasion complain about a cargo seller leaving the lobby once they get attacked

What happened to your "it's part of the game" spiel lil bro?

[plucky burrow]

6 7
🤷‍♂️

[plucky burrow]

Are you a fan fan

[past gazelle]

no im raisin

[plucky burrow]

😮

[spiral lichen]

so cute awww

[sleek prism]

hi raisin

[past gazelle]

Hallo

[sleek prism]

I should play gtao

[spiral lichen]

i bet he was shitting himself when he first saw yall pull up

[spiral lichen]

ong weirdos

i hate those mfs

i’d never destroy cargo

i’ve noticed lately it’s much easier to sell no?

i can’t talk on #gtao-crew help me

but i can talk on pc. in there

just not n my phone

[golden sundial]

./joincrew without the .

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657609797729910829/1450531841122762883/471d4516-86ca-4d83-b1a5-cfbc5b5c3101.mov?ex=6942e08c&is=69418f0c&hm=e0b43a8f9aa7095c4ae7729406471f2d6eb3ea7f8ff9a61752d09e0345589ed5&

[distant wasp]

yee most likely lol

[spiral lichen]

i did it tho like im in the crew

on pc i am

so idk why it’s not letting me talk

[split moon]

mobile moment

[spiral lichen]

yuh

[spiral lichen]

this game is so fun!!

[primal sluice]

Please consider the "easy way out" option in the interaction menu

[spiral lichen]

i’ve been playing for like over 14 hours straight

[primal sluice]

what game

[spiral lichen]

minecraft

[primal sluice]

Never got too much into Minecraft myself

Even though i do like building stuff

[spiral lichen]

i’m jk i mean gta-

[split moon]

Walking on a razors edge there, maybe lets not.

[plucky burrow]

Please

🥺

[spiral lichen]

bunker supply missions have to be the most dogshit mission in the game

[plucky burrow]

Agree

[spiral lichen]

DRIVE 7-8 MILES IN A SLOW ASS VAN WITH ENEMIES CHASING U OMG WHAT IF I DIED..

[spiral lichen]

it’s horrendous

and i’m up in paleto bay…

and don’t even get me started on the SELL missions ..

[plucky burrow]

Move

[spiral lichen]

eh it’s not worth

actually i could

since i’ll have to max out bunker eventually

for career

[plucky burrow]

Chumash has a nice sunset

[spiral lichen]

Yes omg

chumash

i have that on ps5

it’s so nice

so close too

[plucky burrow]

Yeah

[spiral lichen]

i’ll move

asap

[plucky burrow]

Oh

You're the first person that gets convinced

With the sunset argument

[spiral lichen]

LMAOO

I LOVED IT ANYWAYY

what’s funny is even if u don’t get elite, u still get the 100k with the replay lmao

and if u DO get elite.., u end up getting 200k instead

[sleek prism]

fuckin salvage yard

[fallow laurel]

Hello

[sleek prism]

hello, who are you

[past gazelle]

hallo

[tame holly]

ay another ps5 player in here

[sleek prism]

What the fuck? I stole yellow Dinghy

[past gazelle]

looks red to me

[tame holly]

repainted red to hide it duh

[sleek prism]

Who I can blame for this

[past gazelle]

blame Lumbago

[tame holly]

blame ljt, that's his revenge for us blocking his calls with the mansion security

[plucky burrow]

I'm sorry guys

[past gazelle]

Hi sorry guys!

[plucky burrow]

Hi freak fantome

@past gazelle download gta

[past gazelle]

no

[plucky burrow]

[sleek prism]

you owe me a yellow dinghy

[plucky burrow]

I gave it to raisin

[sleek prism]

damn

cargo ship robbery..

[twin drum]

mcdonalds boat

[hollow owl]

Do you want £1 or $1

Wtf am I supposed to do

[hollow owl]

I had to change my settings back to standard 😒

Wtfdd

[twin drum]

couldve also pressed right trigger to open parachute as an alternate button i think

or whatever your "fire weapon" button is

[hollow owl]

Nope

[twin drum]

[untold dock]

saved a few seconds again

[sleek prism]

If I buy another mansion, does it give me an option to trade it to present mansion?

[untold dock]

no

[plucky burrow]

are these not mansion exclusive

[untold dock]

dunno

[midnight rover]

You can actually own them all so sadly no

I just bought them all

But sadly you can't have different AI in each of them

[sleek prism]

Its not, I did them before the mansion

[sleek prism]

Yeah.. sucks

[plucky burrow]

nice

[untold dock]

wtf i got $0 tip for a car with no damage

enjoy your freshly washed car, greedy ass

[gray parcel]

haven't washed a car since the week of that dumb update

[untold dock]

250k in safe income per washed car isn't bad

[wicked sundial]

I thought it is $100K capacity

[untold dock]

sure but you fill up the safe 2.5 times before heat is full

[wicked sundial]

I see

I always grab the money before it's full

[sleek prism]

You can't touch it

[fallow laurel]

W

We lowkey goated

[fallow laurel]

Can’t touch this

[candid veldt]

I found a special spot...

[sleek prism]

Enough stickers?

[candid veldt]

space on the roof

[past gazelle]

no

[sleek prism]

I wish

[sleek prism]

What you doin there

[young copper]

in KnoWay out finale is it suppose to happen that your heli will get destroyed and you will spawn at the sea shore?

[gray parcel]

yea it's scripted

[sleek prism]

fuck, for 20k delivery I need to drive 5.2mi

[young copper]

I thought I did something wrong, cause it was saying get into mission radar

[broken musk]

Rockstar should lowkey add this

[sleek prism]

whats that, lime pile?

[broken musk]

Yes, the lime you throw offa the mansion when you finish robbing Rubio

[young copper]

Oh

then you cant beat me

I've thrown at least a thousand

[broken musk]

wasn’t a competition but okay

[sleek prism]

right

[hollow owl]

All S&F nearly done, just got all Omega parts, Maude targets and Sub parts

[opal rock]

No wtf bro

You got blown up?

[west stirrup]

That is supposed to happen

[sleek prism]

Duck is high

[hollow owl]

Might aswell go drift for a bit on my online character

[alpine basin]

drift? Like drift through some banks?

[hollow owl]

No, i don't wanna make money rn

And as I loaded into online

I closed the game

[sleek prism]

actual drifting? going sideway? no no thats illegal

@opal rock what is your fav color

I got 5k satisfaction

[opal rock]

Green

[knotty briar]

Those customer delivery missions are so weird

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[knotty briar]

-5000 because because your supercar looks dogshit with muscle wheels

[opal rock]

Was that an autoshop delivery?

[sleek prism]

do you like the faggio I delivered

mc clubhouse

[opal rock]

👀

[knotty briar]

Same mission just bikes instead of cars

[sleek prism]

[opal rock]

Makes sense tbf

I do like it yes

Not enough mirrors though

[sleek prism]

damn

there was an option for like 20? front lights but..

[knotty briar]

Mirrors only if it’s the mod version it needs every single inch of that bike covered in mirrors

[sleek prism]

like this?

[opal rock]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

and why those antennas are like 2 meters

[shadow wasp]

To get better signal, obviously

[opal rock]

For the radio

[sleek prism]

hi had

[shadow wasp]

Hello

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Hello

[past gazelle]

hallo

[viscid belfry]

ello peoples

[bitter flicker]

yes

technically already over

[opal rock]

Anyone have the boat picture in their mansion?

In the entrance

[sleek prism]

Hmm, is it the default?

[opal rock]

I believe so

[sleek prism]

Then I dont

[whole spruce]

i didn't even know you can fail the dre heist by flying the car into a bodyguard

[sturdy tapir]

whaa

You can fail by doing That?

[opal rock]

I just discovered something about the painting I hadn’t noticed

[whole spruce]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lIMbJThSYIh3zfUwH

[west stirrup]

Rdr2

[sleek prism]

@whole spruce have you had that text for long time "about me" ?

[opal rock]

Nope

[west stirrup]

It’s a toreador?

[whole spruce]

no i recently put it

lyrics from a song in alan wake 2

[sleek prism]

Cool

[sturdy tapir]

The more you know ahh moment

[whole spruce]

figured it out the hard way had to do that drive again

[teal gale]

U can fail by scaring them with gunshots too I think

[sleek prism]

That drive is probably the best part

Then you know its over soon

[plucky burrow]

Dre contract overrated

[sleek prism]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

Boring asl

[sleek prism]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

Clucking bell STOMPS

[teal gale]

Son

[sleek prism]

Yeah Kfc raid is more interesting

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Tell me unc

[teal gale]

cluckin💔👀?

[plucky burrow]

Run n gun is always more fun that whatever that shit dre makes me do

Wdym I need to chase a dude in a golf cart

[teal gale]

you only do that once

[plucky burrow]

You never do such bullshit with Vincent

[teal gale]

1m a bit under an hour solo with48 min cooldown and no vehicle requirements is pretty chill

[plucky burrow]

I love violence

[teal gale]

if only the contract contributed to agency safe

[gritty ibex]

When my friend goes to luxury motorsport, then sorts the 2 door cars by price, he has 7 cars, 4 of them have an "S" symbol thats golden when j view the car on website, but I dont have it

[daring bobcat]

thats part of the Criminal Enterprise Pack. gives you free cars, office and apartment

[gritty ibex]

Yeah but were on enhanced edition

[daring bobcat]

it will still carry over if he had cep on legacy

[gritty ibex]

I dont think he did

[daring bobcat]

it would usually be included with the game

still is (for legacy)

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

🫲

[wicked sundial]

I've done that, probably more than once. I even flipped the car so that my character and Dr. Dre had to crawl out of it, lol. (The car did then catch on fire and get destroyed, forcing a quick-restart.)

[lost lily]

Big 🧠 comment

[hollow owl]

Gn chat

[rancid parcel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1pnpklj/afk_player_had_the_unreleased_vapid_so_i_had_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

How to get the new FMJ without gta+

[golden sundial]

Bro has enough money to buy the fmj but not enough to get an iron mule

[west stirrup]

Weirdly I’m excited to spec out my cars for the winter weather

[bronze sail]

gambling in gta for the first time

W vpn

[alpine basin]

Finally getting to the good parts of the game

[copper fossil]

anybody got a list of the vehicles that got missile lock on jammer from the new update?

[sturdy tapir]

[wicked sundial]

I'll dm you

[copper fossil]

appreciated

[rancid parcel]

Dm me as well

Land ones only no planes needed

[real peak]

Morning

[tidal yew]

Morning

[lost lily]

[west stirrup]

I think the Fatomizer is broken

Or my eyes need fixing

[tidal yew]

I'm still waiting for that 85% vigi

[lost lily]

Ionno what u talking about

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

Why you in a trash can?

[sleek prism]

Whats the problem? My atomizer worked really good yesterday

[spice inlet]

I wonder why you'd choose to name it "Fatomizer"

[sleek prism]

Maybe its big and wide

[west stirrup]

It’s very small lol

The “bullet” part of the atomizer isnt visible

You just see the boom when it hits something

[sleek prism]

Hmm

[young copper]

they'all said its part of the script

[neon acorn]

Blackjack forever

A tier 4 challenge objective should’ve been to get a royal flush in poker

that would’ve been so annoying

[steel pewter]

Whats the current afk method?

[sleek prism]

Rubber band, on pc there is autohotkey app

[sturdy tapir]

LESGO GAMBLING

‼️

[pastel spire]

Roulette better

[burnt maple]

Because he’s trash at flying a helicopter

[autumn epoch]

you are still mad about that? 😭

[burnt maple]

Always

[sleek prism]

Gta installed, huh?

@sturdy tapir Are these good?

[sturdy tapir]

first time i see these

[viscid belfry]

can you buy the Enus Diety still?

[sleek prism]

Hmm, have you heard about Northmen?

[tidal yew]

Does it have added sugar!? N fats?!

[storm nimbus]

Yes it's on legendary motorsport

[tidal yew]

If yes then no it's not good

[storm nimbus]

4 door

[viscid belfry]

i cant find it

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Enus Deity | sᴇᴅᴀɴ

This vehicle was added on December 15, 2021. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport. Has Imani Tech upgrades.

IRL Counterpart: Bentley Flying Spur

Basic Info

$1,845,000
Trade price: $1,383,750 - Security contracts (10)
2,685 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 12 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Sedans
1:09.236 Lap Time
115 mph Top Speed

deity • Data from GTACars.net

[viscid belfry]

oh found it

thanks

this car is nice

[tame holly]

alright prediction time for the bonus of next week (that i wont be able to play a lot on), snow will be here 100% but since it wont really be christmas yet, the bonuses wont be crazy at all so huuuuuuuuuh x3 on a random contact mission go brrr

[sleek prism]

When you arent able to play alot, they put some crazy bonuses

[tidal yew]

Bently?!

[fair crater]

its gonna be pizza x4

[sleek prism]

and taxi x5

[tidal yew]

Why not one panther cayo

[sleek prism]

Convenience store robbery x2

[tame holly]

can't wait for them to put x3 on doomsday for no reason

[green fractal]

It is doomsday, thats the reason.

[sleek prism]

Doomsday is still possible to b2b? They dont do that

[viscid belfry]

bogdon sextuple payout???

[green fractal]

They made Act 2 Finale 2x one time. People did it so many times that Rockstar never offered 2x on it ever again.

[rancid parcel]

Bogdan gets his lunch interrupted by some random people every milliseconds

[flint flower]

You're up creek with paddle of crap

[flint flower]

Already happened this year, and it's only once a year

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

@untold dock I found an image, can you convert it for me?

[untold dock]

yea

[real peak]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

I shaved ur dog head and left, bye

[tidal yew]

For the last time if u touched my dog I'm gonna make sure u won't get cat nips for your 9 lives

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

stay away from my doggggg

[real peak]

Ur mansion is my mansion, of corse ur dog is meh dog

[viscid belfry]

bet, I'll dm it to you

@golden sundial this gta5view thingy isnt modding anything right?

like I can just hop into online

[golden sundial]

No, you just generate an image that fits the portrait

All legal

Though of course that's assuming you're not trying to put anything obscene on your profile but that's a separate issue

[viscid belfry]

you just select either enhanced or legacy, after you close it out an then reopen it and import the pic and then upload it Rockstar games huh?

I was just asking because you can do some other stuff with this tool

[golden sundial]

More or less

I've done this a long time ago so I don't remember the details

That forum explains it though

[gritty ibex]

Fastest car under 1 mil?

[tame holly]

zentorno ?

probably

[lost lily]

There's many cars with higher top speed but zentorno is prolly better overall

[gritty ibex]

Ty

[lost lily]

Or paragon r

[versed lintel]

Armored kuruma is also decent

Good handling, seats 4, and is bulletproof

[lost lily]

not even close to the fastest

[versed lintel]

It's good overall plus not many choices for 1mil don't you think

[lost lily]

dude he said fastest

[versed lintel]

It's a suggestion

In case

[lost lily]

i'd rather use schafter v12. it's bullet resistance is plenty for missions

[tame holly]

but tbf the best car under a mil is obviously the almighty blista compact

[gritty ibex]

I have it alrdy

[golden sundial]

Really going under a million with this one

[fair crater]

you might just want to save money and use the uhhhhh whats the name again the free electric car

[lost lily]

panto

[fair crater]

ah the ocelot virtue

or panto of course,please rockstar give panto lock on jammer and hsw

[lost lily]

warstock panto with unlimited ruiner missiles and nightshark like armor

[golden sundial]

It doesn't need a lock on jammer because rockets gonna have a hard time landing a hit

[tame holly]

bati has lock on jammer

[lost lily]

akuma too

[golden sundial]

When the upgrade costs 40x the vehicle

[tame holly]

gta inflation moment

i've seen a theory that its due to our counterfeit cash buisness in universe but i have doubts

[lost lily]

and min 2.7M property + workshop to put that jammer

[tame holly]

or 8€ irl

[lost lily]

gurka said u need agency workshop. gta+ alone doesn't work

[tame holly]

oh

same for mansion ?

[golden sundial]

I've never seen that dude

[fair crater]

its pissed me off that 20k bikes has lock on jammer while shinobi not

[lost lily]

shinobi has

that's my go to in public session

[gilded basin]

Shinobi has it

Reever doesnt

[fair crater]

when they added it?

[gilded basin]

Prob came with agents of sabotage

[lost lily]

reever is trash lol. wouldn't touch that with 10ft pole

[fair crater]

so now shinobi only need hsw

[gilded basin]

It sounds great

[fair crater]

please rockstar

[tame holly]

we do need a 2nd hsw bike and compact

[gilded basin]

They added jammer to the bf400

And the powersurge i think

[golden sundial]

Wait speaking of which

[fair crater]

atp just give everyone lockon jammer and hsw

[lost lily]

7k sanchez has jammer too

[fair crater]

like come on rockstar

[gilded basin]

Ye

Don't think you can put a jammer on the delivery bike

[fair crater]

yeah the delivery bike you cant

[gilded basin]

Since you can't store it anywhere else

[golden sundial]

Since the iron mule got a jammer, then what becomes of the countermeasures? Lol

[gilded basin]

It didn't have any

[tame holly]

chaffs are useless and flares can still redirect missiles

[fair crater]

i thought the uhhh..bob got one right

[lost lily]

use smoke countermeasures now

[gilded basin]

It never had countermeasures

[lost lily]

it has

[tame holly]

i have flares on my iron mule

it does have them

[gilded basin]

Damn

I must have never pressed 4 then

[fair crater]

btw so we got snow now?

[lost lily]

now use smoke to annoy griefers

[gilded basin]

Prob tmrw

[tame holly]

probably tomorrow

[golden sundial]

Looks like sales are now a bit easier

[fair crater]

wait yeah im dumb its tomorrow

nvm

[golden sundial]

Neither sale vehicle nor heli can be locked onto

[tame holly]

on the other side of things godmode savages are a thing so u can still be griefed easily

[lost lily]

MC sell vehicles can be locked on

and CEO crates

[golden sundial]

Well you can't use a mule for mc vehicles anyway

[tidal yew]

The snow update came?

[gilded basin]

Prob tmrw

[tidal yew]

Caz my game just got updated

752 mb something

[abstract ether]

Is it just me or is it a bit early for there to be another update not long after a big one

[tidal yew]

Yeh i got too

[gilded basin]

It's just a bug fix

[storm nimbus]

Prob bug fixes

[gilded basin]

It happens on an occasional basis

[abstract ether]

I wonder what it is and why they didn't tell us about it first

[tidal yew]

752mb of bug?

Dqmn this R*

[abstract ether]

Seems a little bit big for just a bug fix

[tame holly]

maybe a hotfix for godmode choppers ?

can someone test it

but tbf it prob isn't

[abstract ether]

points to @tame holly

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

i can't rn thats why i ask

[tidal yew]

Maybe @real peak

[gritty ibex]

How to get the stone hatchet

[abstract ether]

I think the console version is at least 2gb

[tidal yew]

Damn

[tame holly]

welp, gotta wait till someone post the tez2 tweet for the update info

cuz i am not using twitter

[abstract ether]

It's almost as big as the mansion update I believe, which makes you really wonder what it is with no info ahead of time

[real peak]

Hah?

Wat

[tidal yew]

R u in game?!

[real peak]

No

Wai?

Wats wrong?

[tidal yew]

Caz i was in

[real peak]

If about the puppy, I shaved his furs already

[tidal yew]

N there was this 752mb update

[real peak]

=w=

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

Hi guysss

:3

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Hallooo

shaving Larzy's dog hair

=w=

[tidal yew]

For the love of god leave my dog aloneeeeeeeeeeeee

[real peak]

Oh nyo, hes here!!

flee

[craggy mica]

[tidal yew]

[gritty ibex]

Can I do fleeca bank heist with over 2 people

[real peak]

Only 2, no more

[gritty ibex]

Ty

[tame holly]

So apparently they fixed the chopper gm glitch

Can anyone test it

[untold dock]

no

[hollow owl]

The Three Comma Club trophy is also fixed for everyone

[tame holly]

Nice, doesn't change a thing for me tho

[hollow owl]

I'm 50 mill away

[viscid belfry]

Wait really? The trophy? 🏆

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

After initial testing, the following issues have been addressed:

• The god mode aircraft glitch related to mansions has been patched.
• Players who exceeded the 32-bit signed integer limit — $2,147,483,647 (2.14B) — are now able to add the Three Comma Club trophy to their mansion.

Source: @GTAGFX on 𝕏

Credits:Barcode

[lost lily]

these god mode glitches is only a problem on console. mfs on pc don't even bother with these glitches. just straight up use m0d menu

[broken musk]

Maybe they are fixing it rn

“Fixing”.. then they break the fckn orbital cannon again

[still bobcat]

They fixed it

[broken musk]

no…. Noooo

[untold dock]

wowee

[broken musk]

Then they probably fixed this glitch too

Bye bye golden birthday cake, I will miss you

[gritty ibex]

what does this symbol mean

[broken musk]

Free

Usually means you don’t want it

[broken musk]

Did they reset the weekly yet too or just do patches?

[still bobcat]

Not sure I don't look at them

[broken musk]

I see

[broken musk]

Lowkey hope that I still have these on display even if the glitch is patched

[still bobcat]

Godmode helicopter fixed

[broken musk]

Damm they fixed a lot of stuff already

[sleek prism]

Good

[broken musk]

wtf you usually take 16 months to fix something

Nvm idc fix whatever you want

You didn’t manage to fix my trophies

[tame holly]

HELL YEAH, they didn't bother me but every patched gm glitch is good

[still bobcat]

Yea never had anyone grief me with it during my public sells, but I'm sure a few people did

[west stirrup]

Now get me that trophy

[west stirrup]

Mantrap when

[broken musk]

2038

[still bobcat]

i will invite you to the next d-day

[gray parcel]

when snow

[tidal yew]

Snow tmr probably

[river trench]

Last year it was on 22nd December

[still bobcat]

This is the last time I will ever make a green juice

[split moon]

[livid agate]

Snow way, bro

[broken musk]

Already got my winter outfit created

[tidal yew]

Huh?!

[tame holly]

i'll just pick my snowman outfit, perfect for the occasion

[broken musk]

I remade suit outfit with overcoat lmao

might wear a beer toque

[tame holly]

the 25 snowman death for that outfit is worth it

[broken musk]

If I can find one that would go good with an outfit

Oh yeah I forgot, I also have the gingerbread mask from the podium wheel

I could wear that

[real peak]

Haooo

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

When

[real peak]

Yeaaaaaa 41 headshots

Let's goooooooo

Gonna shave @tidal yew dog againnnn

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

whenever theres a crazy 5x that can be completed solo

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

Sup

[vocal geode]

Hello

[tidal yew]

How u doin

[vocal geode]

How r u doin

[vocal geode]

Im doin great man

Mansions came and so did a god mode glitch

[tame holly]

#BringBackX10onTaxis

[vocal geode]

I found a way to deal with them tho

Just break their rotors and they die

[tame holly]

oh you don't know....

the godmode choppers just got patched

[livid agate]

Snow way there's snow tomorrow

[lost lily]

mogul with gunner would've good against these god mode helis. too "bad" it's patched now

[tidal yew]

Lesssss go baby

[vocal geode]

Lmao

[real peak]

Still not fix the manstrap

[tame holly]

can't wait for people who don't know how to drive to complain tomorrow that their cars keep understeering or spinning out

[real peak]

Or yeet into ocean

[lost lily]

use problem solved

[vocal geode]

Just use off road mode tires

They give more traction

[tame holly]

no they don't

[vocal geode]

Yes they do

[tame holly]

they give more stability on some cars over bumps and thats it

[vocal geode]

Thats what I meant

[real peak]

I thought those tire are just reskin, nothing else

[vocal geode]

They wont bypass the snow but they provide more stability

[vocal geode]

No

[tame holly]

tbf if someone can't handle the snow driving they probably wont feel the difference of off road cars, since its on less than 10% of the cars

[lost lily]

they only help slightly with these vehicles
https://gtacars.net/gta5?filter_tag=_off-roads&sort=lap_time

[vocal geode]

I use drift cars to move around in the snow its much more fun

[tame holly]

the sentinel classic widebody was very fun in the snow

even before drift tuning

but tbf since its prob coming tomorrow, i'll do the last knoway out as a snowman in a random car cuz why not

[lost lily]

terminus patrol would get me through this snow

[tidal yew]

How much ?!

[gray parcel]

i'm getting snow tires irl this week too

[lost lily]

2 cayo panther

[tame holly]

switched mine last week (not bc of snow, it never snows here)

just changing them cuz they were starting to get used

[tidal yew]

Most i can do is 500k

[lost lily]

[west stirrup]

Any PS5 players out there who know, Can i get the platinum award without playing online

I do not want to do CMM on console

[tame holly]

for CMM ? nope, gotta do it on console

[west stirrup]

Wdym

[tame holly]

well i'm assuming its for the platinum awards right ?

[west stirrup]

Oh yea

Guess i’ll have to pretend online doesn’t count

[hollow owl]

All alien parts done

[tame holly]

i still need to buy the story mode... When its on sale probably tho

[gray parcel]

$20 on steam atm

[west stirrup]

I want to platinum every rockstar game on ps5 before 6

And more games

[hollow owl]

I still have a 1 on Franklin though

Maybe cuz i bought the sub parts business using frank

[tame holly]

i'm waiting for a sale on ps5, cuz i'm not rebuying it even if its 20 bucks without it on sale

[still bobcat]

when does the snow disappear

[hollow owl]

It's in the game??

You made me go onto online to check

Time to do letter scraps

😢

[tame holly]

if i do get the story mode, i'll prob do the letter scrap as soon as its unlocked so right after franklin/lamar right ?

why ? Idk it funny

[broken musk]

How are people getting into the knoway taxis

[still bobcat]

I regret making my own green juice

[tame holly]

rip nwy ????-2025

[still bobcat]

My stomach is making more noise than the one time you spontaneously rearranged your bedroom

[untold dock]

fuck the social club overlay

[brittle hatch]

ok

[untold dock]

almost done bunker sale ruined because i joined the wrong account which was entirely the sc overlay's fault

why is it so difficult to organize a fucking list alphabetically

[gray parcel]

it should at least push online friends to the top of the list

[hollow owl]

Time for the 5 mile walk in Sandy Shores

[tame holly]

i've seen speedruns of it, they get massive air and parachute through it

while shooting the parachute to get height and distance

[silk shuttle]

@open vigil i'm here to file a complaint regarding false advertising

[untold dock]

shooting the parachute doesn't work anymore

that's an old version thing

[tame holly]

oh yeah didn't consider that lmao

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

what did he mean by this

[silk shuttle]

oh wait that was regarding the parachute thing

throwback to when bulkin launched me into a cliff right as i was about to parachute into the pacstan boat

[untold dock]

i wonder if the money trophies now work if your income is between the required amount and 2^31

i'm just a hair under 2^31

[silk shuttle]

and i'm just a hair over 2^32

[opal rock]

You’ve gone to far you have to start again soz

[west stirrup]

I always knew oreo was a hacker

2088 isn’t legit

[silk shuttle]

haters

[brittle hatch]

thanks for your bug report to Rockstar support, we are sorry about this issue but i don't really care so here 1,000,000$ and we won't fix this, bye

[untold dock]

is gta online dead

how to find heist player

[golden sundial]

It would take me about 300 heists ish to get to 1b in earnings

All for a trophy

[tame holly]

i'm not going for it at all

i don't even have the 500M one

[pastel spire]

i think i have like $400,000,000 in overall income

[lost lily]

around 5720 fleeca for 1B easy

[tame holly]

oh that's ez

[lost lily]

comfy actually did fk ton of fleeca for 50M t4

[golden sundial]

According to muh calculations that's 476 hours, assuming you replay glitch

And not taking into account loading times but that doesn't matter

[tame holly]

.... I'm only at 6M/50 and the only thing left before i grind the 50M are the elites for all heists - pac standard

[brittle hatch]

Either there's like 3 people trying to host now or the quick job is in pain

[tame holly]

I love randoms who can't follow the objective

[untold dock]

ion play with randoms unless i'm in the mood for pain

[brittle hatch]

if i wanted pain, i'd quick job doomsday instead of og

[untold dock]

because you'd get stuck in the clouds

[lost lily]

not every random is kotik

[untold dock]

even on og heists the success rate with randumbs is like 30%

a fraction of that if it's deliver emp or pac finale

[tame holly]

not prison break ?

[untold dock]

pensioner brake i don't even try

mainly because i always get pilot which is like 7 minutes afk then restart

[brittle hatch]

I can't tell at that point if every host i joined are afk

[hollow owl]

Kifflom! mfs

[golden sundial]

You can kinda take care of this problem by quick joining while in the property that is related to the heist you want to join

I say kinda because I still find myself bugged out in a couple instances but hey at least There's no getting stuck in clouds

[brittle hatch]

i'm bored

joining doomsday

[untold dock]

ok i killed myself with an rpg

amazing

forgot i hid all my weapons yesterday except rpg

[brittle hatch]

deliver emp with only the rpg is an interesting challenge

[tame holly]

i don't think that would work

[spiral lichen]

guys what’s the update for ?

[spiral lichen]

literally

[untold dock]

fixed mansion godmode and the money trophies

[spiral lichen]

oh okay

thx

[untold dock]

well money trophies only sort of

[golden sundial]

No more godmode helis?

[tame holly]

no more godmode helis

[brittle hatch]

prison break time

[untold dock]

why

[brittle hatch]

i love pain

[tame holly]

inb4 the velum was destroyed

[spiral lichen]

do ppl still kill u in public sessions

[spiral lichen]

omg bee

[golden sundial]

Inb4 me, prisoner and rashkovsky are facing off against the entire lspd and pilot is still in the air buzzin

[spiral lichen]

let me see what apt heist i have

[brittle hatch]

i'm high level at that point i'm either pilote or guard

[tame holly]

is grass green ?

[spiral lichen]

OOO IS THERE CAREER FOR APT HEISTS

[spiral lichen]

Lmfao

TRUE

[tame holly]

for pretty much everything

t4 for og heists is prob the longest one tho

[brittle hatch]

And i'm guard

[spiral lichen]

complete all heists with the same crew? wtf is this shit

tier 3

[golden sundial]

Cmm

[spiral lichen]

for OG heists

[tame holly]

well might as well do cmm, its required for t4

[spiral lichen]

no but it’s not CMM

it’s for tier 3 original heists

[spiral lichen]

are u serious

[golden sundial]

I'm saying cmm takes care of multiple challenges

[tame holly]

cmm is required for t4 and u need to do it with the same crew

[spiral lichen]

Ughhh the only

one i’m not doin

[spiral lichen]

ah

[spiral lichen]

i’m not doing that shit

impossible

[untold dock]

more like

easy

[spiral lichen]

OG heists are super hard to do without dying for no reason

[spiral lichen]

how?

[tame holly]

tbf if u can find a reliable crew and sit in kuruma its ez

[golden sundial]

The annoying thing about cmm is time

[spiral lichen]

kuruma for everything? no

[golden sundial]

Shit takes too long

[spiral lichen]

yeah that too

nobody wanna do all that

[untold dock]

idk shoot the enemies and try not to get shot

[spiral lichen]

u also have to wait till everyone is available

[untold dock]

i can do a cmm

i've done a lot of them

[tame holly]

12M reward tho

[spiral lichen]

if i could find 3 basement dwellers to do it with me id do it

[spiral lichen]

that’s chump change

[untold dock]

i did it with mikko a while ago

[tame holly]

(one time only per character)

[spiral lichen]

can make that in a day

[spiral lichen]

no way

[untold dock]

by cheating

[spiral lichen]

Omg really

i wanna cheat idc

[untold dock]

omg really

[spiral lichen]

i just wanna complete it

[spiral lichen]

?

[tame holly]

i will not judge the reset thing, i also did it during my runs

[spiral lichen]

okg please

please with jee

[untold dock]

we didn't reset for cmm

[spiral lichen]

REALLY

[golden sundial]

I cheated a dozen times doing doomsday cmm with lumberjacky

[spiral lichen]

OH WAIT

U CAN RESET?

that’s so smart

[golden sundial]

Those heists are ass

[spiral lichen]

REALLYY

OMGGGG

[untold dock]

mikko died on series a because he crashed into a train

[spiral lichen]

HEHEHHEE

OKAY THIS IS GOOD

YALL

[untold dock]

so we started over

[spiral lichen]

I CAN DO IT

i just need some ppl to help but i need to complete the series A and pacific first

[tame holly]

works similar to replay glitch with a more lenient timing, just close game asap if someone dies

[spiral lichen]

so i’ll do that myself

[golden sundial]

Omegalul

[spiral lichen]

then let u guys know if u wanna start from the beginning

but who wants to help me with series A preps?

[spiral lichen]

ahh nice!

can anyone do it?

as in leave

[tame holly]

everyone needs to leave asap

[spiral lichen]

or i the leader just do alt f4

[spiral lichen]

ohh okay

what about if leader just leave

[tame holly]

at least if they want to keep the progress for cmm

[spiral lichen]

yuh

how’s the timing

[golden sundial]

Alt F4 won't work unless you use 3rd party program

[tame holly]

i did it on xb1, and there u could close it directly from the home menu

i have 0 clue on pc tho

[untold dock]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[golden sundial]

Unfortunately rockstar fucked us in that department

[tame holly]

man mod menus and no reliable alt f4 ?

console better argument just went up

[golden sundial]

As usual ain't nobody ever tapping the brakes

[untold dock]

/taskkill GTAV_Enhanced.exe

boom

not that i advocate cheating cmms

[tame holly]

as i said i wont judge cuz i did it

i do hope i can manage the doomsday cmm without tho

[golden sundial]

There is, but you have to use an app

[tame holly]

so no reliable built in alt f4

[golden sundial]

we complaining to rockstar with this one

[tidal yew]

[golden sundial]

If I were to try other variations of doomsday cmm imma need to use snack macros kek

[brittle hatch]

and i got shot at the end got the buzzard is doing nothing so happy

[spiral lichen]

what???

are u sure

what program dm me plz

[golden sundial]

Aight sec

[spiral lichen]

60fps capped btw…

idc what yall say 60fps is laggy

[spiral lichen]

what’s that?

[gray parcel]

you could just use task manager

[tidal yew]

Why u wanna do that?@

[spiral lichen]

who said i wanna do that..

i’m saying it’s a con lol

[lost lily]

60 fps is fine consoles with controller

[golden sundial]

Basically auto key presses, because this interaction menu is buttcheeks when it comes to emergency

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

Omgggg THANK.

U

what about the quick option in weapon wheel?

also guys is it worth sourcing crates

for the money y have to spend

like sourcing urself

9% full 💔💔

[golden sundial]

That works, but if you're in s vehicle good luck

[lost lily]

send your staff

[brittle hatch]

prison break update : we are now in the velum

[lost lily]

just be fast no need for macros

[untold dock]

why do you need snack macros

put snack on mouse wheel

boom

fast snacking

[lost lily]

that's what i've

[brittle hatch]

or be me : don't have any and just use the interaction menu like good old times

[untold dock]

being able to snack in the weapon wheel was one of the best quality of life updates ever

[brittle hatch]

I'm not saying it's bad just that i don't use it

[untold dock]

now i understand why you play prison break with randoms too