gta-online-mk2

[spiral lichen]

exactly!!!

idk

[still bobcat]

if u havent started the secret mission is only after you've completed the 5, plus own a mansion so

wait for a text off an unknown number

it'll direct you to answer a payphone near little seoul

[tidal yew]

By completing old one

[still bobcat]

go here after you get a text off an unknown number

[spiral lichen]

OHHH THATS WHAT IT WAS

i kept getting that lol

[spiral lichen]

TYSM OMGGG

HEHEHE

i need 200k

for sterling GT

i love it so

much

i want to buy cool cars that feel nice to drive

i lvoe the sterling

[still bobcat]

Imma make a 2nd character

Is there any point to deleting the 2nd one i have and getting a new one

[real peak]

How to start Avi mission again?

[still bobcat]

Like replay them?

[real peak]

Yea

I missed 1 without use snack or armor because I didn't know when I used it

[still bobcat]

I'm pretty sure u get an Avi marker on the map at the 1st location

[spiral lichen]

why?

[spiral lichen]

why

[spiral lichen]

ima try do cayo solo and get elite

it’s 2m if i get elite

[spiral lichen]

we should play sometime

i have lots of fun in gta lately

rivals has been boring me so much

[real peak]

Oh I see now

[still bobcat]

im not sure you can cancel and restart them though

i dont have much on the 2nd character so imma delete it anyway

[tidal yew]

FECCCCCCKKKKKK UUUUUUU

[tame holly]

the only way we could cancel jobs was by calling an npc

avi doesn't have a static phone number

[still bobcat]

yea

[tame holly]

so its uncancelable

[still bobcat]

NEW SECRET AVI PHONE NUMBER IN GTA 5!?

I think it's going to let me delete character 2 and give me 4mil

[spiral lichen]

yeah it will

i’ve seen ppl complain about getting the 4 mill lol

wait

nvm

[spiral lichen]

no. it says one time bonus

so u can’t get it again right?

[still bobcat]

Yooooo money glitch

[still bobcat]

I've never claimed it

[spiral lichen]

wtff omgg

[spiral lichen]

oh

give it to me chat

[still bobcat]

What do I pick

also i like the fake $4,000,000 top right

[tidal yew]

Night club owner

[still bobcat]

why nightclub owner

[tidal yew]

Caz u can get money easy

Less work

[still bobcat]

why would i get money "easy" on my 2nd character when i could make millions more on Character 1

[tidal yew]

Ehh delete the game n Cut some grass

[spiral lichen]

idk

all are useless nowadays lol

i remember being CEO and have mc businesses used to mean sooo much back in 2018 lol

[still bobcat]

a 5th option, give me a yacht and a submarine

[spiral lichen]

and bunker

now it’s chump change

ppl farming vehicle cargo for measly 60k was insane

i might do that stuff for career tho

for fun

[still bobcat]

ive earnt $120,000,000 in vehicle cargo

[spiral lichen]

there’s genuinely no way u go outside

[sleek prism]

locked in a basement

[still bobcat]

oh i see, that $4,000,000 i said was fake was just to choose what things you buy with the selector shit

can i choose nothing and just get the money for my main character

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[spiral lichen]

no lol

that’s why they did it

[still bobcat]

do you keep any of the unspent money, you have to select items from each category

[spiral lichen]

no

[still bobcat]

lol wtf u can get an armoured kuruma?

dont u have to complete the fleeca bank job to unlock it

[twin drum]

no that's just the trade price

[still bobcat]

oh nvm

[spiral lichen]

hey i just did cayo solo

elite

no issues

:Dd

[still bobcat]

[spiral lichen]

i’m so happy

literlaly so easy

i’m so dumb i forgot u don’t NEED gate keyes

like i can just do the key code at the top lol

i completed in 6:26

[sturdy tapir]

What's happening

[spiral lichen]

wait ducks

nfuckk

no elite

bc no full bags

i’m dumb

xd

maybe i need to get coke next time

i’ll try that

[sturdy tapir]

You guys doing cayo?

[spiral lichen]

1.925m

[spiral lichen]

no

i am solo

[still bobcat]

i think coke & paintings is 50%, weed is 33% and cash is 25%

[spiral lichen]

6 minutes 1.92m

not too bad

[spiral lichen]

Yeah

i don’t have paintings sadly

if i got coke id probs get like idk 2.2m? woudl i?

with elite

it doesn’t seem to take too long either i’ll see

[thick rose]

Idk

But would the guard see the body if I melee the red cone guard in the back

I heard if you melee him in the front

He wouldn't see the body

[spiral lichen]

YEAH I JUST DID THAT

it is better

i watched a video that told me to do that

i would randomly get spotted before

this makes sense

just go in front and melee

so easy

solo is way easier

my loot sucks so doing duo to get loot is so long

and risk getting caught more easily

[untold dock]

sounds like skill issues

[spiral lichen]

that’s rude

why don’t u join me and prove it then lol

you’ll get 500k, sound good?

[untold dock]

is it at least longfin

[still bobcat]

Well my dumb idea just turned into a living nightmare, this is horrifying

[spiral lichen]

no ew i use koala

kostaka

[untold dock]

gross

[spiral lichen]

have no idea why ppl do longfin

just more work

[spiral lichen]

why???

[untold dock]

beecause it's much faster and more fun

[spiral lichen]

no it’s not? ..

kostaka gives u scuba gear…

and rebreathers

[still bobcat]

longfin is better

[spiral lichen]

swimming away after u jump off the island takes longer

[still bobcat]

u get rebreathers with longfin

[spiral lichen]

not scuba gear tho

[untold dock]

ok but you don't need to swim at any point so that's irrelevant

[still bobcat]

ur talking like 10 seconds of swimming

[spiral lichen]

yes u doo

[spiral lichen]

yea

so how is longfin better?

[still bobcat]

so you can go for secondary loot before the primary without breaking a sweat

[untold dock]

it's better because it's faster

both the prep and in the finale

[still bobcat]

yea and the prep is good

spawn ur phantom wedge and just drive to the checkpoint

kosatka prep

[hollow glade]

Kosatka prep isnt even bad if u just park ur sub next to it underwater, but u only get the close spawn inside part the time

[still bobcat]

u could probably finish the longfin prep before you even get ur sub close to the merryweather one

[untold dock]

how many minutes of travel time is that, including fast traveling there and back

[golden sundial]

Yeah but the spawn point of the sub is farther than everything else

[untold dock]

i can do longfin in well under 2 minutes

[hollow glade]

Maybe 5 if u get good spawn. Obviously if ur doing job tp its not gonna be even close. Normally its not too far off

[still bobcat]

Somehow Online Character's sister is more terrifying

[golden sundial]

We have a sister?

[hollow glade]

lol

[golden sundial]

A

[gray parcel]

kosatka fast travel to paleto for sonar prep is bretty fast

[split moon]

Brother, what tha hell 😭

[sturdy tapir]

What in the hillbilly did you create

[still bobcat]

wtf

[split moon]

Stand at the foot of my bed screaming "nightmare! nightmare! nightmare!" while I can't move headass

[sturdy tapir]

WHAT IS THAT HAIR BRO

HELNAW

@split moon

[untold dock]

are there actually no glitches to edit career progress fits

[sturdy tapir]

LOOK AT TS

[untold dock]

i just want avi's shirt without the crocs and shorts

[sleek prism]

fr

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

bruh wtf they hold ur hand so much in this new tutoriall

[sleek prism]

Is it time to play some gtao

[gray parcel]

i'm playing project zomboid

[still bobcat]

move around with WASD?

[untold dock]

idk what to do

career progress done except the really shit ones

smuggler's run, after hours, arena war, adversary modes

[sleek prism]

fuckin adversary

[sturdy tapir]

[spiral lichen]

omgggg

i’m so dumb xd

i was about to complete the heist without doing replay

[sleek prism]

we know that

[spiral lichen]

[spiral lichen]

?

rude wtf

[sleek prism]

[spiral lichen]

but anyways i pressed alt f4

so fast

i got 2.54m tho :(((

so i lost that

but it’s okay i can do it again

i went to go get the meth or whatever

[sleek prism]

did you complete knoway

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

nice

[spiral lichen]

eww so boring

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism there’s a glitch to get any trophy and plaque

I’m doing it 🔥

1 billion, rank 1000 and 10 years

that’s all I really want

[untold dock]

cringe

[neon acorn]

Oh, and cmm doomsday

and whatever else there is

[still bobcat]

fake valor

[neon acorn]

Im gonna do the stuff regardless

Rank 1000 is just

no life

[sleek prism]

why?

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

10 years is what I should already have

[still bobcat]

so you want the no life trophy?

[neon acorn]

because I honestly should have some of them

[neon acorn]

even though I don’t have no life

[hollow glade]

Rank 1000 is too easy unless u started somewhat recently

[sturdy tapir]

@neon acorn helo

[neon acorn]

I’m only rank 122 on pc or smth

[hollow glade]

[neon acorn]

on my other accounts though, I’m almost like halfway

[untold dock]

i started on pc in 2019 and i'm over 2000

[neon acorn]

On Xbox I’m around 370?

[neon acorn]

but my first gta account got deleted

and I think I changed characters

[hollow glade]

Can’t remember how long 2000 took me

[neon acorn]

So my rank should’ve been around 450 if anything

or 430?

Plus I stopped playing on Xbox since I play on pc

[hollow glade]

Alr rank 2000 took me like 4 years or a lil under

[neon acorn]

I mean, does it really matter as to whether I glitch the trophies or not

I doubt anyone will see it

the trophy is just there imo

but if it was a glitch for career progress, then it would be annoying

[untold dock]

the one i would glitch is the 1b since all of the income ones are bugged

[neon acorn]

Honestly it might be already patched

[neon acorn]

For some reason, yeah

[hollow glade]

Yeah the 1 billion is certainly an awesome trophy when u have negative income

[thick rose]

I always bring shotgun loadout in cayo

To dome the juggernaut

You knoc him down and mag dump on him

[golden sundial]

What

[neon acorn]

Wall income

[spiral lichen]

how…

[golden sundial]

You just do endless custom modes?

[neon acorn]

I mean, grinding and RP glitches

[hollow glade]

What

[neon acorn]

imagine just grinding whatever mode has 2x or 3x rp

every week

[wintry ermine]

Started 5 years ago or so
Didn't play all year every year
And honestly i dont play for rp so I'm not even lvl 500 yet

[untold dock]

almost 10 minutes to source one crate

[hollow glade]

Rank 1000 is pretty easily obtainable naturally over a few years even if u dont rp grind

[untold dock]

only 800 something more to go

[tame holly]

The diving mission ?

[golden sundial]

[untold dock]

yep that one

i'll block it now

[neon acorn]

The point is that GTA 6 is coming out soon, so there’s no point in trying to earn the trophies when I have a life to worry about and a future that depends on me

[low widget]

I’ve been playing for 6 years and I’m like level 320ish lol. I thought I played this game too much. Nevermind

[tame holly]

whenever i do ceo warehouse, i always change lobby when i get it

[golden sundial]

What does GTA 6 have to do with that tho

[untold dock]

i'm talking about hangar

[neon acorn]

Why would you wanna grind GTA 5 when 6 comes out?..

[golden sundial]

The endless delays ofc

[neon acorn]

umm

if they happen, then sure

[wintry ermine]

Well, I prob wont be getting gta 6 when it comes out

[still bobcat]

these popups are still going

[neon acorn]

gg

I can’t wait for it to come out

[still bobcat]

everyone in los santos fucking texts you one after each other

[low widget]

I am willing to bet money the only reason gta6 was delayed again is because rockstar dosent want to stop milking gta online.

[neon acorn]

We really should get a new trailer on May 26

[hollow glade]

Wut

[neon acorn]

That would wrap things up

[wintry ermine]

Should come out before 2030 surely

[neon acorn]

No, they’re releasing their final update soon

you’d be broke

[hollow glade]

[neon acorn]

Before 2028 imo

Shouldn’t take longer

[low widget]

The final update will probably be the summer update.

[wintry ermine]

You can do a one time thing for some of them to stop texting or calling u

[neon acorn]

If it comes out in 2028 then it would be 10 years of development time

[tame holly]

you haven't heard ? Gta 6 is releasing right after half life 3

[neon acorn]

It will

And it’ll probably be the peak

wrapping up the GTAO story

[low widget]

They better be releasing gta6 shortly after…. The day gta online no longer gets updates is when it will begin to die out.

[still bobcat]

nah im like still in some sort of tutorial

unless its bugged, clothes store and hairdresses are unavailable

[wintry ermine]

Didnt u reach rank 1000 with the yacht missions?

[still bobcat]

made a 2nd character

[neon acorn]

And I assume the hype for GTA 6 too

[wintry ermine]

Ah

[neon acorn]

due to the delays

[real peak]

I keep wasting time on those cop...

[neon acorn]

like if it released as promised, they'd be making lots right now

it said 2025 after all

[hollow glade]

There’s basically no benefit to milking gta online financially now. They just got all that money waiting on them

[wintry ermine]

If gta6 doesn't come out with an online mode right off the gate, gtaO will still have a strong player base especially for the car people

[low widget]

Honestly I’m getting overwhelmed just thinking about the gta6 release. It will literally make a mass economic effect… imagine all of the callouts, sick days and absences

[low widget]

That will likely be the case yes.

[neon acorn]

Imagine if the DLCs required to be paid…

[low widget]

GTA5 online will not die out completely. But it will lose at least half of its player base currently if not more.

[wintry ermine]

Every economy will come to a hault

[hollow glade]

[neon acorn]

I hope it won’t have online at launch

just give us a week to enjoy the story

[hollow glade]

I mean it probably will be just like 5

[neon acorn]

And test the servers

[wintry ermine]

Learn how to play the game

[neon acorn]

I hope so

[neon acorn]

It’s GTA…

But sure

[wintry ermine]

Ok and?

[neon acorn]

New mechanics and etc

[neon acorn]

Nothing to really learn

[gray parcel]

i'd go straight into online if it's an option

[neon acorn]

You point and shoot and move

[wintry ermine]

Some people start playing gtaO and dont have a clue on how to do half the things

[neon acorn]

that’s just the lack of experience imo

[tame holly]

for example : how to fly a plane

[wintry ermine]

How to change guns

[low widget]

By the time gta6 drops on pc it will for sure have online

[neon acorn]

I just know that it’ll be the same case for GTA6

[spiral lichen]

fuck i’m so stupid

[wintry ermine]

How to take cover

[neon acorn]

WHAT 💀

[spiral lichen]

i keep forgetting to run the script

[wintry ermine]

How to do many basic things

[wintry ermine]

Ya

[neon acorn]

GTAO literally had a tutorial anyway

[wintry ermine]

Some people just dont know the controls

[neon acorn]

How do you not know how to change guns

[wintry ermine]

A shitty buggy one

[neon acorn]

people can’t read

[wintry ermine]

Story mode is much better to learn tbh

[wintry ermine]

And that

[neon acorn]

I prefer the og one rather than this one

[tame holly]

what do you think is the percentage of online players that played through story mode ?

[spiral lichen]

IM SO ANNOYED UGH

[tame holly]

I'd say 5%

[neon acorn]

Which is why it shouldn’t be at launch, besides the story would be really good

[gray parcel]

i played story mode once on 360

[wintry ermine]

Less than 50%

Considering how many new players it keeps having

[neon acorn]

Back in 2013, probably like 99.9%

[gray parcel]

v is my least favorite singleplayer gta

[neon acorn]

What the frick

[tame holly]

that's being very generous, especially on ps5, since its not required to have story mode for the online

[gray parcel]

[wintry ermine]

Which one do you prefer then

[low widget]

Definitely less than 50…. The fact you can buy gtaonline separate from the main game is a big reason

[neon acorn]

You can sorta check with the achievements

[hollow glade]

I think for a game like gta 6 story mode alone will just let us appreciate the game more before the online. Not like the online is gonna have as many additions as an online of 10+ years of dlcs

[wintry ermine]

I dont think I like any singleplayer gta tbh

I prefer online

[neon acorn]

Haters

smh

[wintry ermine]

But 5 was the best cuz it had director mode

[low widget]

Gta5 story was genuinely good. I cannot speak for any others though.

[neon acorn]

don’t give them ideas

[wintry ermine]

Its not about the story

[neon acorn]

GTA6 will probably get milked

maybe

probably

they need money

[tame holly]

i'm not a gta guy, i find online very fun mainly in its grinding and variety, + nice driving physics

[hollow glade]

What do u even mean

[wintry ermine]

Gta 5 story is probably the only one I completed without any cheats

[neon acorn]

Me?

[hollow glade]

[wintry ermine]

I play online for the car meets

[hollow glade]

Just a pretty general thing to say

[neon acorn]

they'll constantly update GTA6

[wintry ermine]

And sometimes a bit of career progress

But mainly cars

[neon acorn]

for probably another 10+ years

[hollow glade]

Well yea why wouldn’t they lol

[neon acorn]

Didn’t you say the opposite?

[still bobcat]

15

[low widget]

Well, uh yeah… considering how much they milked gta5 gta6 is gonna be crazy

[neon acorn]

GTA 7 in 2040

[hollow glade]

I didn’t say it can’t get there and past online rn. Just it’ll likely take a minute to catch up to that amount of content naturally

[neon acorn]

mark my words

[neon acorn]

oh ok

[wintry ermine]

50*

[low widget]

Let’s just hope they didn’t fuck up the online formula that made gta online popular….

[neon acorn]

I mean

[wintry ermine]

Before 2100 would be a miracle

[still bobcat]

They will, there will be pizza deliveries and time trials Day 1

[neon acorn]

I just hope GTA6 online will carry the basics and stuff that GTA5 already has

[neon acorn]

yeah, exactly

Stuff like that

[wintry ermine]

It better have a photo mode

[neon acorn]

I wouldn’t enjoy them starting it completely from scratch

[low widget]

That’s all it needs. If gta6 can copy the golden days of gta5 online the game would be so good

[neon acorn]

and having to replay contact missions again…

[neon acorn]

Bennys, Time trials, free mode events, etc

Just to kick us off the start

[low widget]

Basically gta pre op mk2 honestly

[neon acorn]

yeah

I wanna be able to call Jimmy in GTA6

[still bobcat]

No, no time trials day 1, yuck

[low widget]

The reason why gta online is so popular and fun is because it is extremely unique. There is no other game even similar to how gtao works. If they can copy their formula they will make billions with gta6

[neon acorn]

Why not

[neon acorn]

They’ll make billions without online

[still bobcat]

That's crap

[neon acorn]

[hollow glade]

I like time trials. Pretty basic thing to have day 1 why not

[real peak]

I MISSED 2 HEADSHOT TO GET 35!!!

[tame holly]

well then why does my favorite niche game with a unique gameplay loop isn't popular ?

[real peak]

RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tame holly]

(ok tbf its much more niche)

[neon acorn]

I just wanna know what will we have at launch of online

heists?

[hollow glade]

Maybe smaller scale ones

[neon acorn]

I think heists were meant to be the first GTA5 update

[neon acorn]

oh, like the contact mission ones that we have currently?

[tame holly]

after the hack i don't go straight to the door, there are a few extra guards that spawn and u can get headshot on

[still bobcat]

Probably something smalller like Fleeca, but they'll save the bigger ones

[hollow glade]

Sure

Just smaller robberies at least id imagine

[neon acorn]

yeah those are nice

yeah

maybe rank requirements again would be nice

[still bobcat]

YES PLEASE

[neon acorn]

if they release a mk2 I want it to be locked at rank 200 🔥

[still bobcat]

Rank 500 for stupid OP shit

[low widget]

Because it isn’t fun I guess…. Gta online is an amazing sandbox type experience. It’s so popular because there is so much you can do in it.

[neon acorn]

and NO bull shark testosterone

Whoever uses that stuff is weird

[real peak]

I was try to complete under 10 minutse

[still bobcat]

No more kids with mums purse able to buy griefing tools at Rank 1

[neon acorn]

GTA6 hacking will be awesome

[tame holly]

the timing is very lenient

[low widget]

I only use that shit if my opponent is also using it. Which is unfortunately 7/10 times

[tame holly]

most of my runs were in the 7:45 to 8:30 range

[neon acorn]

Yuck

[real peak]

I will try better next time

The cop part been annoying twice...

But at least I completed under 60 minutes

[rancid parcel]

It gives you the edge why is it weird?

[neon acorn]

I’m not gonna play GTA6 online as soon as it releases because I’ll be stuck in the character creator for hours

[neon acorn]

that’s taking PVP too seriously

[rancid parcel]

That's common

[neon acorn]

as if it really matters to you

[neon acorn]

bruh

I hope there is no pvp in GTA 6 online

🔥

[rancid parcel]

I win you lose that's it

[real peak]

But pc

I think

2026 or 2027

[rancid parcel]

2028+

[neon acorn]

Better have the RTX 60 series

Otherwise your pc will blow up

RAM will be $500 for 32gb

[real peak]

I might upgrade from 3070 to 5070ti in future

But not this year or next year =w=

Hmm

Mansion..

Or..

Buy 5 largest warehouse for passive money..

[rancid parcel]

Mansion

Then retire

[real peak]

If I have money

=w=

[rancid parcel]

Start grinding instead of being a lazy cat here

[real peak]

Fine fine =w=

Will do

[spiral lichen]

can someone help me rq

[neon acorn]

I’ve got a 4070ti, I’m waiting till GTA 6 on pc before upgrading

[spiral lichen]

does the mansion vehicle workshop come with all the colours unlocked?

[neon acorn]

I’m not sure

[spiral lichen]

awww

thx ig

[neon acorn]

I’ve never even used it

[spiral lichen]

it looks o cool

[neon acorn]

And yet I bought it

[spiral lichen]

but i’d rather buy my vehicle to my auto shop if it’s not unlocked

so idk

[rancid parcel]

[spiral lichen]

awwww

okay thx

[untold dock]

god hangar fucking sucks

all of these missions are in the middle of nowhere and i have to source 3 cargo types to not have a cooldown

[rancid parcel]

Should've own Zancudo Hangar

[untold dock]

i did the math and it's less than 2% closer on average

assuming every mission is equally likely

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1182845696416677910.webp?size=64&animated=true

[neon acorn]

Real

[sleek prism]

Yeah.. not bad to use 15min to block 8? bad spawns to get good 4 spawns

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism T4 boy

working working

how much money have you made?

[sleek prism]

Not much

[neon acorn]

What about biker and etc

50,000,000 from heists too…

[sleek prism]

Og Heists 12/50M
Casino and Cayo done

[neon acorn]

I think from all T4s you shoulda made around half a billion

[neon acorn]

nice

I'm kinda surprised that there isn't a tier 35 outfit @sleek prism

It should be Tommy Vercetti

[spiral lichen]

@hollow owl what’s ur colour for the sterlin GT

i gbigt it

[untold dock]

when you get 2 decent missions in a row

suffering from success

[neon acorn]

What are you focusing on so far?

Have you finished Knoway?

[spiral lichen]

ugh i should’ve just bought angels car

idk what mods to do

[sleek prism]

Yeah it should

[sleek prism]

rn doing mc and knoway

[neon acorn]

Good Molli

[neon acorn]

Same btw

Because meth is 2x

[sleek prism]

Who tf is Molly

[neon acorn]

You

[sleek prism]

No no

[spiral lichen]

guys i need help

why is there so much latency when me and sora play?

like insane lag

[rancid parcel]

Blame sora for living so far away

I do the same when I get lag

[sleek prism]

Sora's ping is probably 300+

[real peak]

The diamond casino tunnel fixed yet?

[untold dock]

no

[sleek prism]

mantrap? never

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[sturdy tapir]

It's NEVER getting fixed

[rancid parcel]

You won't get it as long as you don't do casino

Ez

[untold dock]

you also won't get it as long as everyone is capped to 30 fps

ez

[rancid parcel]

No that's more difficult than my method

[west stirrup]

It takes 5 seconds

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

Begone Skynet

[hollow owl]

What

[sleek prism]

Begone Skynet

[hollow owl]

I just came back from touching grass

[fossil dagger]

I don't like #gta-online

[spiral lichen]

how are u supposed to destroy the billboards with thy e fucking test pod???

there’s no weapons….

[fossil dagger]

it's like talking to a wall

[rancid parcel]

Drama in #gta-online

All.yours

[real peak]

Account created today

[hollow owl]

Done

[real peak]

And joined today

[fossil dagger]

why is it so active

Holyyy

[whole spruce]

OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK MEE

THERE ARE RAMPS

I POSITIONED YOUR CAR TO HIT ONE

[lunar yarrow]

Got an ad for GTA online that's really was a shock R* putting ads on through youtube

[hollow owl]

8 more missions and il have gold on them all

[rancid parcel]

Good luck Skynet

[hollow owl]

Hardest 2 are definitely The Third Way with accuracy as its bugged and Lamar Down

[opal rock]

Don’t use the taxi, get out the pod and use your own vehicle

[hollow owl]

What's this new skynet thing

I go out for an hour as some new trend has started or smth?

[rancid parcel]

It's your official.new name

Live with it

[opal rock]

🫖 ⚫

[west stirrup]

Bugged how

[hollow owl]

Idk, I'll hit most of my shots and get 56%

On the other hand

[opal rock]

Accuracy is easy just don’t take any shots

[hollow owl]

Il miss alot, think ffs imma have to do it again and get it

[opal rock]

Get someone else to do the dirty work

[hollow owl]

Story mode....

[opal rock]

Still applies

[untold dock]

Idk, I'll hit most of my shots and get 56%
so what is the issue?

[opal rock]

Get someone good at the game to do it

[rancid parcel]

Skill

[hollow owl]

Some of the % you need is 70-80

Like Lamar Down

Need 70% accuracy

[opal rock]

Just use pistol

A lot easier to control bullet release

Headshot everyone

[hollow owl]

And everytime I fail, I have to do this stupid drive up to the saw mill and back

[sleek prism]

I really should do 100% story mode on pc

but after career prog 100% or while waiting adversary modes..

[young copper]

have you at least played story mode before, like just completed the game?

[hollow owl]

68%....

Broooo

Just gimme 70

[spiral lichen]

yess

[burnt maple]

controller

[spiral lichen]

bc with all the other guns they be firing multiple bullets

brings down ur accuracy like crazy

[sleek prism]

Yes, on ps4

[spiral lichen]

completing story mode seems boring, i’d rather try to do career progress

[sturdy tapir]

I own the golf club as Franklin in story mode

[hollow owl]

How tf does this stock market stuff work

Since I need to spend 200 mill between the three

[opal rock]

Buy low sell high

[young copper]

well at least once before you leave this beautiful planet

[untold dock]

this hangar is really quite unbearable

been at this for a few hours now and i'm only at 30/50

[opal rock]

Hangar is only fun with friends

Even more of a slog than cargo warehouse

[sleek prism]

blocking spawns, no?

[untold dock]

i only blocked the barge missions

[sleek prism]

but yeah, it gonna take so long

also when blocking spawns, 1-2hrs and it starts to get boring

[untold dock]

@sleek prism what doing

[sleek prism]

duggan robbery

[untold dock]

i have some trash to sell

i think coke meth cash are all full

[sleek prism]

actually

with mansion and security upgrades, mc business no more gets raided?

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

cool, maybe its time to fill them up

[untold dock]

it's pretty great being able to use mc president and stash houses without having to think about raids

and meth is 900k every 2 hours with the mansion boost this week

[sleek prism]

yeah, cool

I have done 3 meth sells after 1 resupply

[distant wasp]

yo there are new missions

I just helped some random robber escape the cops

[sleek prism]

ready for inv @untold dock

[untold dock]

ok nvm

the things aren't full

meth is full and bunker is close

[sleek prism]

[untold dock]

disband lets do a few hangar sources while i have block vehicles

uploading images that are marked as "selfies"

which lets you set them as pfp

if you have an image i can do the conversion

@viscid belfry

[sleek prism]

I need to hop off in 20min

[untold dock]

ok sell meth

[distant wasp]

does mutt text u or something once acid lab is full

[untold dock]

no

[distant wasp]

alr

[opal rock]

If you call to buy supplies and it says 48k to resupply it’s full though

[sleek prism]

nice luck

[distant wasp]

so if it says 60 rn its not?

[opal rock]

Nope

[distant wasp]

alr ye thanks for the tip

[spiral lichen]

guys i haven’t played in a while and i saw so many new properties in maze mbank wtf r they?

[spiral lichen]

omg i want to do this!

[spiral lichen]

really???? how tf

wait @untold dock what do u rec i buy in regards of businesses

[spiral lichen]

do u wanna play later

[untold dock]

all of them

[spiral lichen]

i wanan help

[spiral lichen]

omggg which ones tho

i forgot

[untold dock]

you don't have to ping me 4 times in a minute

[spiral lichen]

isn’t it the cheapest options?

[untold dock]

or 5

[spiral lichen]

Omgg

[spiral lichen]

i’m so sorry

i’ll try not to do that again

I wanna play tho

it’s so fun

this game is fun

marvel rivals sucks

seriously can’t wait for gta 6 online i’ll probably never stop playing that lol

[sleek prism]

not bad, 99k for helping

[untold dock]

ty for helping

hmm

that's not ideal

the mission just pushed my limo out of the way?

can this mission even start if you source from terrorbyte

[whole spruce]

you have 1.6 bil

[untold dock]

true

[west stirrup]

Care to share?

[untold dock]

no

[tame holly]

does the 10 wave solo survival count from custom survivals ?

[untold dock]

yes

though vespucci canals or processed are dummy easy

hangar finally full

god

like 3.5h for 50 crates solo

this is awful

i need over 700 more

[fossil dagger]

Where it all started

[west stirrup]

Homeless lifestyle

[fossil dagger]

retired where it all started ⭐

gonna delete gta soon

i ain't got nothing to do

[west stirrup]

Rich to rags

[cunning python]

preview of visibilty next 2 weeks

[spiral lichen]

this money wtf

what u doing mc businesses for-

maybe i should slow down my grind so.i don’t get bored lll

[covert atlas]

Masochist

[spiral lichen]

that’s the reason why i stopped playing in 2022 bc i got rich again

[fossil dagger]

my character is living in paleto bay for the rest of his life now

[spiral lichen]

once i lose the grind i stop playing lol

[spiral lichen]

i unironically have one of these when i cosplay as a brokie lol, i forgot that i used to do this omg t this bruhh back memories

[covert atlas]

Even with raids not being a factor anymore and being able to boost their production, I still can’t be bothered to deal with MC business sell missions.

[spiral lichen]

i used to live in that house and then dress my character like a homeless person wearing only a grey jersey with no shoes or anything and then ride around on a BMX

[covert atlas]

I don’t want to travel around the map for 20-30 minutes and I don’t want to lobby hop for potentially 10-20 minutes to reroll for the truck mission.

[spiral lichen]

for the roleplay experience lol

[spiral lichen]

yeah they suck

i’d rather do cayo and make 1.9m in 6 minutes lmao

[spiral lichen]

yeah that seems way too long i like driving but the slowest thing i’ll drive is a taxi lmao

[covert atlas]

Yeah it’s just far too boring

On top of the fact that like one in every 3-4 sales will just get blown up

If not more

Sure you can just close the game and retry but I can’t be fucking bothered

[untold dock]

i do not sell mc shit in public sessions

[spiral lichen]

oh u play in public…

i don’t like public bc of the lag

so disgusting

game runs smoothly for me in invite only

[untold dock]

if i have to leave vehicles unattended it happens in private

[covert atlas]

It’s the only way for them to really be worth doing. If not, they’re just a waste of time

[spiral lichen]

i don’t like playing in public and it starts looking laggy and disgusting

that’s the issue with this game, so old that it glitches so much

[spiral lichen]

rlly? aw

[spiral lichen]

LMAOO

[spiral lichen]

yeah

don’t u have to literlaly like

go back and forth

alike with bunker missions?

where u get like 4 vehicles

so if ur on ur own it’s torture

i remember i did hunker sell miso once it was so bad

the 4 vehicle shit makes no sense

sell missions in general in this game we’re just horrible i always just did heists i never bothered with businesses

[covert atlas]

A potential 25-30 minute sale mission for like what roughly 300-350K profit depending on the MC business. I’d rather just do Cluckin Bell or Casino, or Dre, or literally anything more engaging and less RNG dependent

[spiral lichen]

lmg yeah

[untold dock]

i've never spent that long in a sale

[spiral lichen]

i’ve only done other ppls click on bell but it seeems fun and decent money for small time right?

i might do my own click bell lol

[untold dock]

fly low planes take like 20 minutes solo

[spiral lichen]

20 minutes…

i can run at least do 2 cayos in that time and make just under 4m lol.

for ur what, 300k?

[covert atlas]

The Dodos take like 20-25 and the Buzzard takes about 20 as well but I still cant be bothered to actually do those

[spiral lichen]

the issue is those missions r just boring

[covert atlas]

20 minutes of flying 3 slow ass planes around the map is boring as all hell to me

[spiral lichen]

cayo can get stale but it’s not exactly long

it takes 6 minutes solo

[untold dock]

why are you comparing cheating to actually playing the game

that's completely moronic

[spiral lichen]

“cheating” 💀💀 look at this guy

[untold dock]

replay glitching

[spiral lichen]

regardless doing ONE cayo in that time legitimately would still outworth ur puny sell missions, stop nit picking lmaooo

[fossil dagger]

My character can finally rest

[spiral lichen]

wait wtf

i love this omg

i need to buy this 🥹

[twin drum]

it absolutely is cheating

[spiral lichen]

i love the cheap houses in this game

[spiral lichen]

obviously but it’s not as bad as it sounds, u guys act like im doing director mode glitch

[viscid belfry]

I think you bought the wrong mansion brother

[spiral lichen]

you still have to actually run the heists, all ur doing is skipping preps

and caring about replay glitch is such bootlicking nerd behaviour

[fossil dagger]

i wanted to retire my character there but this felt better since this was the first house i owned when i started playing

[spiral lichen]

oh no ur skipping preps in a heist in gta online! how dare you not have the time to do preps for the 100th time like us basement dwellers!

[viscid belfry]

Oh bet, let me find a good pic

[spiral lichen]

i only get to play for like a few short hours, sorry i don’t wanna spend half of it doing puny preps for the billionth time and then waiting the 144m timer

[fossil dagger]

You literally got everything in this house, kitchen make whatever food you want tv, a bed and a living room to watch tv + a console in your sleeping room. My character is set for life

[spiral lichen]

That’s so cool i wish gta6 makes it so all of this is actually enjoyable lol

[fossil dagger]

even a shower

[spiral lichen]

like i hope u can eat food

like in rdo

and also play games on console, why don’t they do it like sims and make it so u can play old rockstar games like bully or something?

that would be so cool omg

[fossil dagger]

gta 6 can't come any sooner man

[spiral lichen]

basically in the sims 4, u can play a game called “the sims forever” in the game on a computer, which is basically just the sims 1, and it’s so cool, they should do that in gta 6 and let u play super old rockstar games that are easy to put in

[spiral lichen]

ongggg

[fossil dagger]

Don't disturb I'm watching tv

[hollow owl]

70 gold medals done

[west stirrup]

When does gtaplush reset

The lovely 928 might be free with it 🤗

[hollow owl]

!gta+

[golden ravine]

Grand Theft Auto V: Online GTA+

Requested by: @hollow owl

[hollow owl]

Jan 7

[west stirrup]

I can't wait that bloody long

[hollow owl]

I'll say it

Patience is a virtue

Use it

[covert atlas]

Virtue mentioned⁉️

[burnt maple]

Levi

[lost lily]

Did it really took 3.5h? One guy today was saying he can do it in 2.5h including selling in public

[untold dock]

about that long

some of that time was just waiting for cooldowns

since if you get 2 good missions in a row you'll have a cooldown on 2 types of cargo

[west stirrup]

What.

[lost lily]

The guy said he was sourcing same type so that's gonna add 50s for each source for the quit main menu skip cooldown trick
And he somehow does this in 2.5h

[covert atlas]

He has the secret Raiju Mk2 that goes at Mach speeds

[lost lily]

Mfs straight up lying thru the teeth everyday on this server

[sturdy tapir]

WAIT, THERE'S A POLICE BUFFALO STX??

THANK GOD FOR THIS SHIT

[west stirrup]

Not yet 🤓

[lost lily]

Needs armor like regular stx

[west stirrup]

Armor is for the... weak

[hollow owl]

Time for the Beverly mission

[west stirrup]

Ok now idk what to do in terms of Achievements

Do i go for Plat and Steam achievements or just one of them

[distant wasp]

i think im gonna actually buy gta plus the fact that u can collect money by the Interaction menu sold it for me

[twin drum]

LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_qthuiHtGU

quality

has this been posted already

[hollow owl]

Think so yeah

Think so isn't 100% yes so your the first

[twin drum]

gods sake, rockstar

[twin drum]

i am hereby taking credit for this broughy video. it is mine.

[opal rock]

Someone posted few days ago

[twin drum]

i guarantee it's only bugged BECAUSE it's early access and as soon as the car is fully released the upgrade stops being bugged

[opal rock]

I remember watching it

I thought they were attributing it to the mansion

I don’t remember tbh

[hollow owl]

Waiting for doms slow ass just to fail getting 2 secs of air time for gold medal

[lost lily]

BIGGEST BUFF. lock on jammer on schafter v12... OMFG

[untold dock]

wow a lock on jammer on a vehicle that explodes on the second missile

[magic ledge]

I may be having buyer's remorse cuz I bought the wrong mansion

Is there any way I can sell it back or switch it out for another one?

The one I got is too far from my other businesses

[lost lily]

No

[magic ledge]

son of a bitch...

[untold dock]

why does distance to businesses matter

[magic ledge]

Idk, it's a vibe I guess

All my main properties are in or around Del Perro and I mistakenly bought the Vinewood mansion cause it looked the best and had the best view but it was the furthest from where my stuff is

[daring bobcat]

just set your spawn to the mansion then fast travel to what you need

[lost lily]

Or make money and buy the one next to madrazo

[magic ledge]

I mean I have over $220M still but I still wanna nickel and dime my fortune lol, save wherever I can

[fossil dagger]

Save for what

[hollow glade]

lol

[hollow owl]

6....68% done

All S&F nearly done, just got the Trevor Barry thing, Rampages, Trevor's Mary Anne, Omega stuff and Michael's underwater stuff

Then onto the "secret" stuff

Need San Andreas Sightseer
TP Industries Arms Race
Multi-Disciplined
From Beyond the Stars
A Mystery Solved
Waste Management
Show Off
Kifflom!
Three Man Army
Altruist Acolyte
A Lot Of Cheddar (idk how tf il do that)
Trading Pure Alpha
Close Shave

[spiral lichen]

wait guys i need help

how do i choose my character

i think’ my second character may unfortunately be left behind in legacy??

oh wait i’m clicking on manage characters

[golden sundial]

It doesn't migrate both characters?

[spiral lichen]

yess omggg

[hollow owl]

It does iirc

[spiral lichen]

it does

i’m loading in mb

false alarm guys

🥹

[golden sundial]

Oh

[spiral lichen]

also angel

can you please hop on

[hollow owl]

What

[spiral lichen]

so i can see ur sterling GT

i’m annoyed i didn’t buy someone else’s

[hollow owl]

Short term memory??

I'm ps5

[spiral lichen]

idk what medications to do

[spiral lichen]

wat-

[spiral lichen]

okg-

NOOOO

😭😭😭😭

i didn’t know-

[opal rock]

The strongest ones

[hollow owl]

.

Nearly exactly 24 hours ago

[spiral lichen]

[spiral lichen]

i didn’t see that

anyways i’m sad

[hollow owl]

You literally responded 💀

[spiral lichen]

i thought i had a panther on my second acc too, turns out i don’t even have a kostaka on there… 💔

[hollow owl]

Lmaooo

[spiral lichen]

did i?

wtff

[hollow owl]

.

[golden sundial]

You can't buy it?

[spiral lichen]

omg

i literally don’t remember this

[hollow owl]

Honestly fair

[spiral lichen]

i genuinely have the worst memory

my bad coop

[hollow owl]

I'll get up to do smth important and forget the second I enter the broom

[spiral lichen]

is this to me?

[spiral lichen]

this is so real omgg

[hollow owl]

So why no 🎉 Lester 😔

[spiral lichen]

how do u check mine?

[hollow owl]

!lvl @spiral lichen

[golden ravine]

celestial7115

XP: 1187088
Level: 139
Progress: 3048/16920
Prestige: 0
Global rank: 105

GTA Online · Dec 15, 2025, 11:47 PM

[hollow owl]

This bear emoji keeps tripping me out from the corner of my eye

[golden sundial]

Yes

[wintry ermine]

U a witch or smth? Why you entering a broom

[hollow owl]

Well we all ride brooms

[wintry ermine]

Who's we? You speaking French now?

[hollow owl]

Oh yeah, silly me

I'm superior

you guys ride brooms

[spiral lichen]

ohh i mean

i don’t remember why i didn’t

i probs didn’t have enough back then or something lol

idk when the panther even came out

this must’ve been ages ago

[wintry ermine]

If we ride brooms and you're superior, what do you ride? A vacuum cleaner?

[golden sundial]

[hollow owl]

I walk on air

[spiral lichen]

are we serious rn oh my god

that was the last panther ever???? 💔💔💔

[hollow owl]

Highly doubt

[spiral lichen]

i mean i’m not rly suffering i already have a panther on hard mode it just has bad loot

[golden sundial]

I still have mine

[spiral lichen]

yeah it will be

[wintry ermine]

I saved mine from idk when

[spiral lichen]

i have mine from a year ago…

😭

on ps5 i have mine from years ago

[hollow owl]

Ppl who think gtao will fall off and get 0 updates are silly

I didnt save my panther

[spiral lichen]

I mean i doubt panther is coming back

[wintry ermine]

0 updates is ok to assume tbh

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[wintry ermine]

But fall off is just nonsense

[hollow owl]

I gave it away to many ppl then used it on myself

[spiral lichen]

why will thy wanna update old game instead of new

gtao is somehow still super popular tho

[hollow owl]

Well it's not like everyone will move to gta6

[spiral lichen]

like it’s in top 10 on all charts all the time

[golden sundial]

It's difficult to try to reason with people about this

[wintry ermine]

But gtaO is too big of a thing for it to just fall off like that

Especially considering not even everyone is upgrading to current gen consoles

[spiral lichen]

yeah i agree for the first 2 years it’ll get updates but once the pc release comes out i think rockstar will move on

[hollow owl]

I can tell you for CERTAIN I won't be till I know the game is good

[spiral lichen]

agree

[spiral lichen]

till u know?… what does bro know 💔

[golden sundial]

All the PC players will be stuck with it

[hollow owl]

I'm not gnna waste alot of money for a game that might just be like gta5 in terms of bugs ect

[wintry ermine]

Nothing atm

[spiral lichen]

umm

have you played rdr2? probably not lol

[hollow owl]

No

[spiral lichen]

if u did you wouldn’t say that

[wintry ermine]

If that means merging unreleased stuff then I'm all for it

[spiral lichen]

yea ofc

it’s crazy to say something so wise as gtao won’t fall off and then say something like gta 6 will have bugs

like bro

[hollow owl]

I didn't say it would

[golden sundial]

I forgor when but rdr2 will go free on epic at some point

[spiral lichen]

gta 5 is a game released in 2013 for 2005 hardware

it has bugs bc it’s ancient

rdr2 is rockstar’s most recent game and is perfect in terms of performance

[wintry ermine]

And its still better than some modern games for gameplay

[spiral lichen]

and everything else really

[spiral lichen]

exactly lmfao