gta-online-mk2

[fossil dagger]

How tf do you Apply to cleaning airplanes 😭

[hollow owl]

U will get hit with Automos lmao

Mod*

Bruh

[twin drum]

apply as cleaning staff at the airport?

what is this question lol

[hollow owl]

12.50 an hour at night shifts

[spiral lichen]

omg yayaya

[spiral lichen]

amazing omg

[fossil dagger]

☹️

[spiral lichen]

what’s the worst you’ll have to do? bathrooms?

[hollow owl]

Idk, probably

[spiral lichen]

i doubt it’ll be that bad

[fossil dagger]

i made 15 an hour cutting lawns

[spiral lichen]

most ppl aren’t doing anything too bad in airplane bathrooms, most ppl don’t even use en lol

[hollow owl]

The thing that interesting me the most is uh

[spiral lichen]

public bathrooms are the worst

[hollow owl]

I could find some things ppl have lost

[twin drum]

why tho

what part of that is banned

[spiral lichen]

oooh yeah

[hollow owl]

Like expensive stuff

[spiral lichen]

like money

and pocket it

yess omgg

[hollow owl]

Special characters i think idk

[still bobcat]

I have awoken

[hollow owl]

They added it back in August or smth

[still bobcat]

El Rubio will be the hulk in 30 minutes

[spiral lichen]

here comes the random being like “so we’re normalising stealing neow? 🤓”

[twin drum]

hold my juicebox, im going in

lol thanks babe

[regal gate]

np

[twin drum]

oh it wasnt bear

still thanks

😗

[hollow owl]

Oh its Duv

Idk what to say now

[fossil dagger]

I'm scared

[hollow owl]

I had smth to say

[fossil dagger]

duv is here always means problem

[twin drum]

showed up to un-timeout me

[spiral lichen]

why is there no ability to remove windows on coquette when u press remove roof? stupid rockstar smh

[hollow owl]

Wait did u do ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[twin drum]

yeah lmao

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

I went to community to type

[twin drum]

i wanted to see if it maybe says what part is censored but ofc it doesnt

[hollow owl]

Maybe I'll bring the bear back, but the ones who get hit with rule 7 always ask me about my username so I guess its fair I shouldn't have it

[fossil dagger]

🍺?

[hollow owl]

No

Beer sucks

[fossil dagger]

how can you say so

[still bobcat]

Hello Change Username Rule 7

[fossil dagger]

find gold in tomato

[hollow owl]

I tried... I literally had the name of the beer my dad drinks

And i forgot it

Carling iirc

[still bobcat]

Found Sinsimito in a Cabinet

[hollow owl]

PERONI

[twin drum]

beer is very hit or miss. either you love it or you dont

[hollow owl]

Thsts it

I had both and it was horrible

[twin drum]

i dont like beer either

i do like radler though

[hollow owl]

I had jack Daniels once and didn't know it was JD till my dad told me

Tasted like nothing

[twin drum]

JD what

old number 7?

[hollow owl]

Idk, it was just in a glass and my dad told me to have some, told me it was coke for me

[twin drum]

i'd guess there wasnt a lot in it then

what country are you from again

[hollow owl]

Untraceable Kingdom

[still bobcat]

I feel as though you'd've tasted old no 7

[twin drum]

have you ever had shandy

[hollow owl]

Don't think so

[twin drum]

it's very nice

imo

[still bobcat]

Maybe it was gentlemens jack

[twin drum]

even for someone who doesnt like beer

[hollow owl]

Can i do wordle here

[twin drum]

huh?

[hollow owl]

You dk wordle?

The daily game

[twin drum]

i do but wym can you do it here

[hollow owl]

I didn't think the command would work

[twin drum]

oh the bot command

[hollow owl]

Nvm

No perms

😔

Brb

[twin drum]

but yeah if you ever see it in a store try shandy

maybe not in winter though

[broken musk]

You cannot pick up prostitutes in the new progen luiva

[still bobcat]

Wait really?

[broken musk]

Nope

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Alr im back

I suck at wordle

I typed the same word twice

By mistake

Oh share isn't public

[still bobcat]

Wow, circumventing the filters

[hollow owl]

What filter

[fossil dagger]

You do not have permission to use activity in this channel.

[hollow owl]

You cant do /share?

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik

I got the same message

[still bobcat]

[twin drum]

thats a lot of notifications

[hollow owl]

Mines are always on 0

[fossil dagger]

i got 13k 👍

[hollow owl]

Or when I wake up, 20+

Most from Modmail

[livid agate]

Mark as read coming in clutch

[fossil dagger]

what if i like having pings

[twin drum]

im gonna start bothering modmails "human assistance" tab just to say hi bear

[fossil dagger]

i like pings

[twin drum]

(no i wont)

[hollow owl]

Only midnight and im tired 😫

Yh im going bed

Gn chat

🫡

[still bobcat]

Gn

[twin drum]

gn baer

also bear

[still bobcat]

Knock knock Mr Rubio

[west stirrup]

There's a daddy at the door

[still bobcat]

Knock Knock, Blonde Daddy, there's someone in your sewer

[broken musk]

Lmfaoo rockstar you are a bunch of clowns

[silk shuttle]

what am i looking at

i mean i can see but what is the reason for that caption

i don't get it

[broken musk]

They broke helicopters into an incredibly easy godmode glitch with mansions

All you have to do is fly a helicopter into the mansion helipad, leave the mansion in your helicopter and it’s completely immune to bullets

Bullets and missiles

[still bobcat]

Please fix this 10 ceo bullshit

I'm a ceo and want to switch to MC, I retire, and by the time I speedrun into the register as mc menu someone as already registed

[silk shuttle]

ok bro i'll do it next week ty for the feedback

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

Yes you are Hired To Internal Development

[alpine basin]

No

[spiral lichen]

just join a new session?

frank ocean music is amazing

[silent portal]

my guy pretty like a girl

[nova comet]

I just bought all 3 mansion

Only upgrade same are Security

Because free

And same ai use

Pets also same pets you bought previously mansion you own

[still bobcat]

Richman is blue, Vinewood is pink, and Tongva is green

All upgraded

[nova comet]

Mine all white except patterns and decor

[nova comet]

If you own 1B cash. Inside vault mansion all gold bar

[still bobcat]

Yea Im currently grinding for it

[nova comet]

Same

[still bobcat]

$680m to go

Should take like 4 months maybe

I think 5 mil a day is realistic

[viscid belfry]

Those are rookie numbers surely you can do better that

[nova comet]

Reason why im buy 3 mansion i don't want put car at Vinewood car garage even im already have car 50 garage

@still bobcat

[still bobcat]

I did a 14 mil d-day day

5mil a day is just the touch grass amount

[static smelt]

THAT IS NUTS you worked a 9-5 for Rockstar

[west stirrup]

Lightwork mate

[still bobcat]

Literal lightwork, I was watching youtube

[west stirrup]

Wait are you doing it for the vault or trophy

[still bobcat]

The vault

The trophy is still bugged

[west stirrup]

Whats platinum for

[still bobcat]

I have never had negative money nor have I grinded 5 billion to have it loop around back to the positives

[viscid belfry]

I'm sorry wat

d day gives you 120k each time right?

[still bobcat]

i think that was the day we had 4 players for most of the day

so $156k every 5-6 minutes

[viscid belfry]

that aint much tbh

[still bobcat]

exactly

[viscid belfry]

why not just replay Cayo or Casino?

[still bobcat]

Replay

🤢

[bitter flicker]

probably grinding for RP too

[still bobcat]

Yes the RP was a big part of it

[viscid belfry]

source crates for that

[still bobcat]

this was way faster for RP

Was like 11000 RP every 6 minutes

[viscid belfry]

it'll def give you more rp over taking hours just to get just a bit of rp from 1 heist ya know?

[still bobcat]

• 3000 RP for killing everyone

[west stirrup]

Did someone say D-Day?

[viscid belfry]

yeah that ain't nothing once you get to high high levels

[sturdy tapir]

helo moose

[viscid belfry]

oi

[sturdy tapir]

whatchu doing

[viscid belfry]

being angy

because I haven't eaten anything

hmmmm, maybe should order an xxl pizza just for me 🤔

[sturdy tapir]

m&ms

[viscid belfry]

a m&m pizza?

[bitter flicker]

just eat one comically large m&m

[viscid belfry]

I remember once I made a video one time of me making and eating ELF spaghetti

[thick rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375813471849152554/1449829862146834726/IMG_9913.png?ex=694052c7&is=693f0147&hm=a76729cd2610b0a3932527895ab927b25abf4682b93703d2c27e6b29ddad9f76&

Rest in piss ghost raids

[thick rose]

Didn't realise there a story mode trophy you can display

[still bobcat]

Yea

You have to have completed 100% once

My most recent game save I ported to Enhanced isn’t even 100% but I have the trophy

[rancid parcel]

So 2 security upgrades will completely disable raids from your businesses?

[bitter flicker]

yea

[rancid parcel]

[rancid parcel]

If LJT calls me I will filet you

[knotty briar]

i can finally use the MC option without fear of getting my shit raided instantly

[still bobcat]

It's 100% protection

[west stirrup]

Good news daddy

[bitter flicker]

[rancid parcel]

These gooners 1 day will be eradicated

[tidal yew]

[nova comet]

I was wondering How toughest our Mansion Security dont tell me equal like Clifford

[still bobcat]

I had a macbeth shot trying to read that

[split moon]

ima need an MRI after that one chief

[sturdy tapir]

I'm telling Mira to order 10 Macbeth shots for this shit

[viscid belfry]

you can actually play the game now

it's fantastic

also can you post links in here?

@sturdy tapir wake up

[still bobcat]

i think the only site that gets auto flagged is tenor

[viscid belfry]

oh bet

[still bobcat]

and they might not embed

[sturdy tapir]

[viscid belfry]

I was thinking of this exact scene when I played that final Michael mission
https://vxtwitter.com/Nuro_Citrix/status/2000228309271970047?s=20

Nuro (@Nuro_Citrix)

The GTA Online mansion update if the game had realistic destruction:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 14, 2025, 3:36 PM

[still bobcat]

Haviland, bring out the Oppressor Mk.III

[west stirrup]

Yes father

[still bobcat]

Weed is 33% right

And I want to grab an office painting

How do I get 17% of this 2nd weed stack

[west stirrup]

Yis

[still bobcat]

ye ye i think im good

[west stirrup]

Get half of le weed

[still bobcat]

Fuck it didn't work

[misty berry]

damn the third decor option for the mansion is peak "money cant buy taste"

[still bobcat]

whys he looking at me like its my fault

[viscid belfry]

[west stirrup]

It is heaven

[west stirrup]

It is

[sturdy tapir]

[high ore]

why ain't the bot give me the dang crew role

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

What the hell?

[viscid belfry]

lmao

[tidal yew]

Is it just me or the every transaction I make in gta is taking quiet a time

[high ore]

I just realized the cash in the mansion vault has 2 different textures

oh I'm dumb

ones 20's and the other is 100's

[still bobcat]

Does acid lab sell missions have a max cap?

Seems everytime I do it it's $502,800, if its 20 players or 30

[thick rose]

I'm thinking of using steam version of gta

Since I'm been using the epic version I got for free

[storm nimbus]

The bonus caps at 20 players

So yeah no difference in 20 vs 30

[west stirrup]

Worth

[still bobcat]

Whats the bonus per player

[storm nimbus]

2.5%

[west stirrup]

The EGL is awful and hateful

Slim shady

[storm nimbus]

So max 50% bonus

[thick rose]

alr

[still bobcat]

How will u get your character onto steam though

[viscid belfry]

that's the way to go

[storm nimbus]

Same rockstar account

[still bobcat]

I thought when epic first came out they were exclusive

Steam = One RSG Account
Epic = A Different RSG Account

[storm nimbus]

Nah you can link them together

My mate started on steam but uses egl now

No idea why

[still bobcat]

I thought it was set up that way so a modder on epic games Couldn’t sell that account and then you’d buy it and link it to your Steam account.

[storm nimbus]

There is prob some linking restrictions somewhere idk

[spice inlet]

any you has started facing this issue of discord not recognizing GTAO but only recognizing and showing GTA V as activity

after the update

and ultimately making us unable to send game invites on discord

[still bobcat]

You mean like this thing?

[west stirrup]

You mean the rich presence thing?

[still bobcat]

Same before and after the update

[west stirrup]

Thing thing thing

[spice inlet]

yes, before I was able to share game invites and my activity used to show im in a GTAO lobby

[west stirrup]

Idk it’s been showing me as playing online

In session and all

[spice inlet]

got it, let me contact discord support

thanks

[still bobcat]

Seems to be working the exact same

[sleek prism]

Thing³

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[still bobcat]

Joined a voice channel so it'd appear before spotify

[west stirrup]

Omg streamer

[still bobcat]

Actually maybe you're right the invites aren't working

My activity still shows I'm in a 1/30 lobby

[nova comet]

[spice inlet]

Mine doesn't even show 1. It just shows GTA V

[high ore]

idk what my activity shows

[frank eagle]

welp can't call ai assistant during missions

just want a quick getaway vehicle

[still bobcat]

Starting to think there's an unlimited supply of hippies to kill

[twilit light]

How with the 50% damage?

[still bobcat]

floating dog

[west stirrup]

What is that noise

Has angel gone metal?

[still bobcat]

Get Tally-Ho'd

[sturdy tapir]

W zhaba

[tidal yew]

Yeh car is still small why not try the yatch to fit in

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

I need this

[still bobcat]

woo hoo i already own it

[sleek prism]

[still bobcat]

wait actually i think i sold it

pog

won a car i needed

i must have sold it to buy the nightclub or something way back when

[tame holly]

i was kinda disappointed in the sc1, it has no good looking customization and is ugly by default

doesn't help that its slow

[lost lily]

At least it's not taipan

[rancid parcel]

When is snow coming, I wanna see people suffering on the road

[tame holly]

probably on thursday

[lost lily]

I can already see your evil intentions

[rancid parcel]

Nah I'll be busy grinding other games

Gta can wait like til its January

[still bobcat]

congraulations, you just won the abillity to spent $600,000 on upgrades + LOJ

[distant wasp]

What are your money making methods?

Like i usually do
main priority file
The 3 salvage yard cars
collect the 250k from nightclub and 100k from car wash
The HSW and normal time trials
Do Cayo

is there anything else as a solo player or is this about it?

[sleek prism]

winter is amazing

[still bobcat]

Apart from cayo and time trials, why are you doing all that

[distant wasp]

what

cuz only grinding cayo is boring

[rancid parcel]

Cayo and Casino all day everyday along with Acid, Bunker and Nightclub sells

[still bobcat]

sell your bunker acid and nightclub

this week you can even do meth

[distant wasp]

oh ye i forgot i also sell Acid and Nightclub when theyre full

Bunker and Casino cant be done solo tho

[sleek prism]

Mansion boost for Meth is the way

[still bobcat]

bunker is solo

[distant wasp]

but multiple sell vehicles tho

[still bobcat]

i sell 1/5th a bunker so its 1 and done, but you can do all of the bunker max sell missions solo

even if it is a nightmare driving each green insurgent back and fourth

which is why 1/5th a bunker is better

[distant wasp]

ye i think ill do a bit of meth this week then if its 2x

ill just buy one set of supply and sell when empty

[autumn epoch]

no, you are not supposed to use the merchandice

[sleek prism]

I have done 2 meth sells now, 1 supplies and sell when produced, trashmasters both time..

[lost lily]

Bunker gets less sell vehicles than MC for the same amount of stock

[distant wasp]

what

[distant wasp]

so is it guaranteed that if i buy one set of supplies it'll give me one sell vehicle

[still bobcat]

Hope you're getting high on your own supply, or whatever the saying is -Mutt

[lost lily]

Yea

[still bobcat]

Yea exactly

1/5th a bunker

There's not really any benefit from selling max

[distant wasp]

i used to grind meth and cocaine and when i got these dodo sell missions it was a nightmare having to fly back to it and do it all over again in a full lobby lol

[autumn epoch]

”i think ill do a bit of meth this week”

[still bobcat]

Sure if you have some associates available you'll save time on a max bunker sell

[still bobcat]

If you're going to do meth this week just do it in an invite only lobby

[distant wasp]

alr ill also do Bunker aswell then if i boost with the AI tho it produces more with one set of supply which means i'd get multiple sell vehicles tho right?

[still bobcat]

I'd have earnt more money doing it that way this week

[rancid parcel]

[still bobcat]

Because my MC Businesses just been griefed whilst they sit there

[sturdy tapir]

valky broke?

[distant wasp]

ohh yeah i also thought it sounded weird when writing it lol

[lost lily]

No it'll just produce faster

[autumn epoch]

who isnt?

[distant wasp]

oh alr

[lost lily]

And 1/2 bunker makes the same as full coke but you get
1-2 vehicles with bunker
3-4 with MC (rarely 1)

[autumn epoch]

and mc gives dogshit vehicles

[distant wasp]

ye fuck the mc Businesses then ill just add bunker to my list

so both time trials, main prio file, 3 salvage yard cars, acid, bunker, cayo, nightclub,

[lost lily]

Most Dogshit vehicle has been removed but u still have garbage trucks and dodo

[distant wasp]

i mean tbh dodo was fun imo

[autumn epoch]

and the bikes

dodo is fun at least

[lost lily]

If it's only 1 maybe, but 3 of them is anything but fun

[distant wasp]

ye nah 3 would be annoying af

[lost lily]

I would rather have 1 vehicle with 15 drops then 3 with 5 drops each

[autumn epoch]

only if R* was that generous

[lost lily]

So i don't have to worry about the vehicles which i leave behind getting blown up

[still bobcat]

Yea thats happened all week

For the rest of the week I'm selling MC in Invite Only

Unless it's been a boat one

[distant wasp]

best would be if u could just choose how many sell vehicles u want and then only sell the amount of product for 1 vehicle but these QoL features would make the game too enjoyable in rockstars opinion

[still bobcat]

The snotheads attention span can't bring them to head to a body of water to grief cargo

[lost lily]

MC is so easy to grief cuz no ghost org and sell vehicles can be locked on

[tame holly]

i had a mk2 once trying to grief me, saw in advance and got out of the boat for no lock on

thankfully i had a random in my mc with an mk2 who distracted him

[lost lily]

MC has too many problems. Only 1 got fixed (raids)
That if u spend 12M on mansion and security

[fossil dagger]

I Love mk2 players, they're so smart

[lost lily]

Do u job tp

[distant wasp]

ur map holy shit

[fossil dagger]

something wrong or

[distant wasp]

its so full lmao i turned most useless things off so it was unusual

[lost lily]

I turned off pretty much everything

Clean af map

[distant wasp]

ye

[tame holly]

i haven't touched the map settings at all

[distant wasp]

i only have the V and A Missions and the normal Icons like houses, barber, clothing stores etc

[lost lily]

I don't even have the barber and clothing icons cuz i know where they're

[still bobcat]

Why is your safezone size like that

[lost lily]

U can change that in settings

[still bobcat]

Exactly change it back

[west stirrup]

Doing the damn singleplayer shooting range challenges

[sleek prism]

ha ha

trying to get 100% trophy in yo mansion?

[west stirrup]

Yess

Silver on MG 3 and Minigun 2

[tame holly]

i need to buy the story mode for it

probably next time its on sale even if the story mode is like 20-30 bucks

[sleek prism]

ahh mc tony robbery

[tame holly]

grinding for chop shop t4 ?

i did that a while ago, the tow truck grind sucked

[viscid belfry]

How do you unlock the Trevor paint job on the RPG?

[sleek prism]

yes, unfortunately

[tame holly]

how far are you in it ?

[viscid belfry]

wtf is this? Nahhhhhhh

[sleek prism]

@tame holly

[tame holly]

damn only halfway ? yeah u still have a few weeks to go

[teal gale]

peak

[sleek prism]

yeah done in a month

or in january

[covert atlas]

10 weeks to earn $10 mill from that business and there are still people who defend it

[tame holly]

there is a reason i'm only doing it when there is a claimable free car

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl finally bought that stupid prostitute AI huh?

[hollow owl]

No

I still have Haviland

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Haven't played online since Saturday

[pastel spire]

His name is Alfred

[hollow owl]

Been grinding story mode 100%

[pastel spire]

This is your second offense

[plucky burrow]

Hello senorita

[split moon]

haviland the only valid option

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[plucky burrow]

Or are you a senora

[plucky burrow]

We need to sell meth

[rancid parcel]

Buy yourself a mansion and retire

[plucky burrow]

Buy me

[rancid parcel]

No u

Wait what?

[plucky burrow]

I know that deep down you are excited to play gta and sell meth

[rancid parcel]

You already living rent free in 3 of my mansions stop demanding

Cant even pet you

[plucky burrow]

$50 please

[still bobcat]

Do I own this car?

[pastel spire]

OG is chill, Haviland is the obvious option, Angel calls you daddy…

[bitter flicker]

iirc you get a maxed one for free when you migrate from legacy

[still bobcat]

hm ok

[bitter flicker]

Valkyrie.exe has stopped working

still don't understand why my friend said on his end he heard Angel's voice line in my mansion when I clearly have Havil

[still bobcat]

ok yea i definitely didnt buy a hsw s95

i had to have been given this at some point

[bitter flicker]

migration reward yes

[still bobcat]

Yea I migrated and quit for 2 years

Had less than an hour on Enhanced when I came out of retirement

[rancid parcel]

Lying is a thing

[bitter flicker]

aren't you on PC ?

[still bobcat]

Yes?

[bitter flicker]

PC enhanced came out this year's April ain't it lol

[still bobcat]

[bitter flicker]

hope so , cuz I don't wanna get called a gooner

[west stirrup]

PC enhanced came out in April you Fools

[still bobcat]

Whenever Enhanced released I downloaded it, transferred, noticed that the Career Progress was bullshit and didn't actually have any of my previous progress coz it didn't keep track of it and quit the game

[real peak]

Im hungryyyy

Its 5 Pm

[west stirrup]

Drink

[real peak]

I wanna go homeeeee

[lost lily]

Gibe me some burrito katto

[real peak]

😠

[rancid parcel]

I thought you were banned

[real peak]

Its supreme

Only for meh

[bitter flicker]

he was , for a week

[rancid parcel]

[west stirrup]

Loll

[tidal yew]

What he did?!

[bitter flicker]

let's not talk about that here

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

Why are you blue

[still bobcat]

Are you on some device discord doesn't care to update

[tame holly]

man i need to buy the s95 (i deleted the free one 3 years ago)

also cuz i want every hsw car...

[still bobcat]

I think I will sell some of those cars I bought

[bitter flicker]

i think I missed a few hsw

[still bobcat]

I bought 2 of each car, Non-HSW and HSW

[bitter flicker]

lemme double check

[bitter flicker]

me to my 32 comet s2 :

actually , 33

[tame holly]

can't beat my 2 speedo customs

[still bobcat]

Why would you buy 33 comets

[bitter flicker]

question is why not

[whole spruce]

why not buy 30 bikes

[tame holly]

cuz the only 2 worthy bikes are the opressor mk1 and hakuchou drag hsw, the rest suck

(mk2 is not a bike)

[whole spruce]

the FMJ always scrapes the asphalt

anytime i go into LS customs or something it takes $100

[tame holly]

just kill a few npcs, get that money back

[bitter flicker]

like fr ,I liked Porsche ( Pfister in game ) irl , so I collected all of em
I liked the 911 the most aka comet s2 , so I bought a few of em when there's a discount

over time I got 33

[still bobcat]

33 princess robot bubblegum liveries

[bitter flicker]

I even undo the suspension upgrade on mine cuz I kept scrapping the floor with lowest one lol

even the new mission x also kept scrapping the floor with lowest suspension

[tame holly]

it also has issues with non stock mirros

very similar to what the zeno has where bc of weird hitbox shenanigans, curbs destroy it

[west stirrup]

Weeb

[still bobcat]

never watched anime on my own

[whole spruce]

i think i'm going to do that too

[whole spruce]

i can still hear it scraping with stock suspension

[still bobcat]

what does this do

[lost lily]

Sell to dealer

[still bobcat]

Does it use my goods from my businesses

[tame holly]

yes

[lost lily]

Yea from acid lab

[tame holly]

why do u think weed is grayed out ?

[still bobcat]

my mc coke is empty

[opal rock]

It will take from nc then

It’s only worth selling the star one really anyway

[lost lily]

Even the ⭐ one is only worth selling coke and meth from NC not from those business

[opal rock]

Let’s be frank going to them full stop is a bit pointless

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[opal rock]

Selling a single brick of coke for like 2k extra if it’s starred isn’t really worth it

[still bobcat]

Let's be real these only exist because of RP servers

[tidal yew]

Whats 2x cash this week?!

[lost lily]

Math

[bitter flicker]

I got a lot of different s2 but these 2 are my fav

[tidal yew]

Any missions?!

[opal rock]

It’s very unrealistic as well because you wouldn’t be selling to a street level dealer at wholesale

He should be getting charged 40 a key

[lost lily]

Hotring races

[tidal yew]

How much?

[opal rock]

No guy watching you customise today

They seemed like a cool dude

[lost lily]

No idea. They're boring anyway

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

yea man , the last dude watched me customize a car got an interesting shirt

[bitter flicker]

where the reply go damn

[opal rock]

He’s in the festive spirit

Getting his turkey ready for Christmas

[still bobcat]

Imagine there was a cayo perico xp bar that you could get to level 1000

[real peak]

Hallo

[still bobcat]

great, my game crashed after leaving cayo perico scope out and it's cost me another $100k

and no hard mode

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

He loves Pfister

[bitter flicker]

Pfister ? I barel- nvm imma not do that joke

[sleek prism]

Pfisher

[bitter flicker]

Pfisher comet fish

[whole spruce]

its over

[hollow owl]

Okay so, how are people getting the Astrale even though it's not out yet or is this bs

Ik u can get the FMJ and the Luvia

[bitter flicker]

oh yea I didn't customize the Luiva yet , no wonder I felt something is missing

[hollow owl]

I'm not buying it

[spice inlet]

Let's ask Wall

[hollow owl]

I don't like convertible cars or cars with no roofs

[bitter flicker]

I got it from ratto since I bought the fmj from him too

[hollow owl]

Wall is PC so they probably get it through... unconventional methods

I'm wondering about console which is my platform

[bitter flicker]

FMJ is fun but god damn , one bump and you're gone

[spice inlet]

You're telling me Xbox and PS players are getting those vehicles as well?!

Not really

[bitter flicker]

yea check media channel lol

[spice inlet]

There's just a skill gap (respectfully)

[hollow owl]

Idk wether this is his or not but

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

I want one for the drift tune

Might also get a 2nd XS ready for drift tune

[still bobcat]

wow

[spice inlet]

I don't understand, will the HSW XS be able to get drift tune or just the normal one

[still bobcat]

and it changed from ruby necklace to sinsimito tequila

[hollow owl]

Probably not

[spice inlet]

Yea I was confused as to how R* will manage that

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

Considering when you put on drift tune, it automatically adds/removes any performance upgrades you added on before

[tame holly]

tbf the hsw versions are probably a different model internally

[hollow owl]

So probably no hsw drift tune

[spice inlet]

They are different models, yes.

[tame holly]

so it probably only applies to the stock version

[bitter flicker]

I should fix my char's chin by now

[fair crater]

tf is that? suzuki carry?

[spice inlet]

Also, in the trailer, we can see a black Audi SUV, but there's no mention of it in the drif feed cars 👀

Where is it ...

[hollow owl]

That will probably come in the March Leak

As there are only 10 cars in this 1st part of the dlc

[spice inlet]

Wha-

So in this update file, they haven't added everything?

[hollow owl]

And not the normal 15-16

No

[spice inlet]

Damn, means 6 more cars inc + R* said more cars will be tuneable to HSW, etc.

[tame holly]

maybe the i-wagen ?

[fair crater]

bro atp just let all vehicles can get hsw

[hollow owl]

I bet the Astrale will come out last just like the Cosworth last year

[fair crater]

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Obey I-Wagen | sᴜᴠ

This vehicle was added on January 20, 2022. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos.

IRL Counterpart: Audi e-tron (2018)

Basic Info

$1,720,000
2,445 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_c: in SUVs
1:08.985 Lap Time
94 mph Top Speed

iwagen • Data from GTACars.net

[spice inlet]

I hope not

[hollow owl]

Fr

I want it

[bitter flicker]

hsw Panto

[spice inlet]

Same

[spice inlet]

What the he-

[fair crater]

i want hsw beater dukes

[tame holly]

hsw slamvan

[fair crater]

for family

[spice inlet]

Baller ST-D getting HSW

That'd be sick!

[fair crater]

[bitter flicker]

honestly I'm surprised they haven't released another bike with hsw

[tame holly]

hear me out :
Hsw bombushka

[still bobcat]

mk2 hsw

[spice inlet]

[fair crater]

shinobi need hsw and lock on jammer no cap

please rockstar

[hollow owl]

I only know mk2, GTS and Niobe

[bitter flicker]

I just wanted another option other than the drag

[spice inlet]

Niobe is amazing

[still bobcat]

niobe is crap

[spice inlet]

AWD HSW cars are another thing

[west stirrup]

Wrong

[spice inlet]

Skill issue

[hollow owl]

I don't use my Niobe

I'm too used to my GTS

[tame holly]

i'm also surprised we don't have an hsw fwd car

[still bobcat]

the niobe feels awful to drive

[hollow owl]

When I use it, it's too light

[still bobcat]

not fun at all

[tame holly]

so when hsw blista kanjo for vtec reasons

[hollow owl]

HSW FWD would just be tire burn simulator

[tame holly]

and where is the issue ?

[hollow owl]

No grip mostly

[tame holly]

once again where is the issue ?

[bitter flicker]

I only used drag for missions
every other hsw I just use it on free roam

gts uhhhhhhh I forgot where mine gone honestly

I drove it once and that's it

[fair crater]

i just wingus nowadays

use*

[hollow owl]

I think my Wingus is in my gta+ garage

[fair crater]

i probably gonna buy some random cars again since got 60 slots from those mansions

[bitter flicker]

oh yea I should move all my hsw cars into my 3rd mansion

[hollow owl]

GTS, Futo GTX or anything else I wanna use is my daily

[bitter flicker]

how many hsws are there

27 if my math is mathing

[fair crater]

also i might use another ai

angel kinda freaky callin me mommy

[bitter flicker]

I use Havil

called me ma'am instead

[tame holly]

29 after mansions dlc dripfeed

[hollow owl]

25 i think for hsw

I think 27 after the new cars are added

[bitter flicker]

imma skip a few , like vigero since there's 2 ver ain't it ?

the convertible and hard top

[fair crater]

ye

[tame holly]

Yup, vigero got 2

[fair crater]

same shit

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Karin Woodlander (HSW) | sᴜᴠ

This vehicle was added on June 17, 2025. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Woodlander ($1,611,000)

Basic Info

$900,000 (PS5, XBX|S & PC Enhanced Exclusive)
1,500 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_s: in SUVs
1:03.913 Lap Time
136.5 mph Top Speed

woodlander_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[fair crater]

fmj next update yeah? i cba to buy from others

[bitter flicker]

I forgot this thing is hsw

[bitter flicker]

next week

[hollow owl]

Wish it was faster 😩

Good car

Just feels so slow

[west stirrup]

Nuh uh

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Annis Elegy RH8 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on September 17, 2013. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Benny's website.

Prerequisite To: Elegy Retro Custom (Upgrade price: +$904,000)
IRL Counterpart: Nissan GTR R35

Basic Info

$95,000
Trade price: $0 - Misc (For players registered on Social Club)
1,700 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Sports
1:02.279 Lap Time
118.75 mph Top Speed

elegy2 • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

Can we have HSW RH8

[fair crater]

this thing has lock on jammer now right?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[west stirrup]

Nah we need a new RH8

[hollow owl]

Lemme find the new list

[bitter flicker]

real

[fair crater]

does it also on custom ver?

[hollow owl]

Of LOJ cara

[bitter flicker]

I'm surprised they didn't make another skyline or gtr by now

[fair crater]

so uh...if i add lock on jammer to my elegy then upgrade it to custom

[bitter flicker]

[hollow owl]

It might remove jt

Idk though

[west stirrup]

An r34

[west stirrup]

Yes alright

[rancid parcel]

Ty for reminding me why I hate this approach even tho its the most fun

[west stirrup]

Gruppe sechs most fun?

[bitter flicker]

[rancid parcel]

Typical gooner.

[west stirrup]

You said it yourself

[lost lily]

yunga with furia ftw

[spice inlet]

Yesss! This thing looks sick and drives good as well, a HSW bump would be great.

[twin drum]

i want the stupid cunning stunts supers to have hsw

re7b, tyrus and etr1

they'd go so hard

[spiral lichen]

this is HSW NOW??

[twin drum]

where are you seeing that

no

[spiral lichen]

someone said lock on jam

[twin drum]

and that's the same as hsw to you?

[rancid parcel]

Those are 2 different things

[real peak]

I'm homeee

=w=

[tidal yew]

Yayayy hop on

[real peak]

Let me get insure from tarkov first then will join gta soon

[lost lily]

gibe me some 🌯

[tidal yew]

I gotta go in 1hr

[spiral lichen]

enlighten me

[spiral lichen]

i’m level 65 stoppp-

[rancid parcel]

Youre level 100.

Or even higher

[golden ravine]

You must have your DMs open to run this command.

[hollow owl]

Who doesn't have dms open

[rancid parcel]

Mod aboose and find out

[hollow owl]

How

[rancid parcel]

Do i look like the same color as you to answer this question?

[twin drum]

bro what

hsw is the go fast upgrade

missile lock on jammer and vehicle remote control are imani tech

one is from the car meet, one is from the agency

[heady grove]

loolololol

[real peak]

My back nummmbbb

It cracking a lot..

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Watt

[tidal yew]

Same problem

Just everyday

[real peak]

I'm not gonna make it!!!

X-X

Larzy, buy me something when u on street plzzz

A...

[neon acorn]

LOL

[real peak]

Erm..

Mountain Dew plz

=w=

[neon acorn]

people who dont want bots

[neon acorn]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I've used it as the luxury vehicle from the mansion

the brakes are amazing

and the speed is pretty good

bro, my x is broken

grrr

ned a new keyb

[neon acorn]

aggressive

[tidal yew]

Tooo much sugar

[neon acorn]

real

[neon acorn]

JESUS

[spiral lichen]

ik im just trolling

[neon acorn]

black

[spiral lichen]

i meant in game??.?.?

[rancid parcel]

Alt account huh?

[neon acorn]

lies

[neon acorn]

getting closer

[still bobcat]

haha i wish i had that clipped

just hit a stunt jump on a bike so hard i ended up out of view and outside the bounds of it

[split moon]

no

[still bobcat]

i do need something else to grind whilst cayo, bunker, acid, nightclub and meth are on cooldown

[still bobcat]

any recording software has an impact on performance

my PC is already melted running gta at these settings

[twin drum]

i also have a relatively weak pc but steam recording makes 0 difference in how games run

pretty much any gpu manufactured after like 2016 has dedicated video encoding sections which would not help run the game either way

so may as well make them encode video

[lost lily]

use nvidia or amd app for recording

[broken musk]

How u get this

[hollow owl]

I don't

I wanna know how

[broken musk]

I’ve seen ppl on console w it but idk how to get one

[broken musk]

I’ll inquire with some cheating subreddits and lyk if they have an answer

[tame holly]

i'll just wait for a few weeks

or maybe just one with how fast they released the dripfeed cars for money fronts

[broken musk]

Bruh I was probably one of the first to get the firebolt ASP

[still bobcat]

[broken musk]

back when it was only available from career progress, I got it

Day 1

[still bobcat]

doesnt matter anyway this is a significant performance hit

[broken musk]

Maybe not day 1 pretty sure that challenge required a couple days

[tame holly]

welp i did enough gtaonline reddit scrolling for today

[broken musk]

Anything good

[tame holly]

well the comment that made me stop was gooning to the knoway taxis

i can't make this up

[still bobcat]

destroy those clankers

[tame holly]

oh absolutely, downtown cab co is much better than knoway

it has actual drivers and their cars don't go rogue for no reason

[still bobcat]

my efforts so far

[sleek prism]

25 clankers destroyed?

[still bobcat]

yep

[tame holly]

i feel like we should also counts the avon soldiers and juggernauts in the clanker count as well

• clifford but he didn't really die

[still bobcat]

idk if the avon soldiers count

those are cllones

juggernauts are clankers

[broken musk]

Gooning to knoway taxis?

[tame holly]

yup, u can understand why i stopped scrolling on there

[broken musk]

I completed the blow up knoway taxis on day 1

[tame holly]

i'm almost done with the t4 for it, its just 1 more knoway out run

and idk what car i'll be using for it

[broken musk]

Still needa figure out how to get this too

I wonder if you can drive it lmao

[tame holly]

well u can drive a stock one

u just have to do a mission

[broken musk]

Ik I have the stock one

[still bobcat]

we know loading into missions and heists are effectively time travel, but what about freeroam

is everything happening in freeroam present day or is it a mismatch of eras

[distant wasp]

u guys remember the first podium vehicle the Thrax

[still bobcat]

yes

[distant wasp]

i immediately tried selling it for money lol

glad i didnt

[still bobcat]

haha two guys off the radar are dressed as FIB

wait what

they were npcs

[spice inlet]

I was manifesting that, it's not actually happening rn

I hate to tell u that

[still bobcat]

i could swear these guys are players

[spice inlet]

👀

Are u sure

[still bobcat]

considering the vehicle is in godmode yea they were

[broken musk]

Don’t like this video I stole it from instagram

There is no like button

[tame holly]

insert random instagram comment

(idk i don't use instagram)

[broken musk]

I rarely use instagram either

Idek how I ended up on there tbh

[still bobcat]

Nice Video. Liked from Vanilla Unicorn.

[split moon]

thats a rockstar moment if I've ever seen one

[still bobcat]

idk i think some modder just spawned a godmode riot van on me or something

[split moon]

that is also a possibility

[still bobcat]

idk if they were actually players who swapped their character models to NPCs

coz ive never seen a modder be able to swap to a FIB agent and you gain a wanted level after killing them from it

[split moon]

I really dont think it was that deep

just looked like a rockstar moment to me

[still bobcat]

wdym the vehicle was in godmode, somebody was cheating 10000000%

[autumn epoch]

this video tickles my brain in a way that only a shotgun shell can scratch

[broken musk]

uhh okay

[split moon]

I've ran into npc vehicles with stupidly high health / seemingly invincible a couple times, in missions and private sessions

[broken musk]

Pls make sure you have the safety on your shotgun before your putting it near your brain

[split moon]

Or just don't try to cosplay as kurt cobain in the first place

[autumn epoch]

wait no no no

[split moon]

bruh

no

[autumn epoch]

yeah thats too far

[split moon]

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

💀

[broken musk]

Stupid NPCs

Lowkey wish this wasn’t patched lmfao 🤣 it’s too funny

[split moon]

bro had a side quest to complete

[tame holly]

funny thing about this, i was doing the security contract that requires u to go to the tequi la la and there were more enemies than i remember

turns out an mc got the ressuply at the tequi la la at the same time

[broken musk]

You steal my supplies? I’ll steal your jet -NPC

[tame holly]

so i accidentally helped them a lot cuz i still had access to my guns

[broken musk]

Perfect landing

Absolutely flawless

[pastel spire]

Cake.

[pastel spire]

thought i was the only one who lands upside down

[rancid parcel]

Awful lighting it could be a sandwich or even a slice of pie

[livid agate]

That looks like a chunk of a mattress

[pastel spire]

i could not be bothered to get better light rn

i'm tired asf

[rancid parcel]

You're playing gta

[pastel spire]

no i’m just laying there

[pastel spire]

it's like a brownie but better

technically a cake

[nova comet]

Has anyone did it in 60 Minutes also without use Armor and Snacks

[pastel spire]

it was a failed cake that was more gooey and people realized ”hey this is better”

[pastel spire]

i haven't yet but i'll do it eventually

god i hate the mk2, it's like the only vehicle i use because of how good and easy it is and when i try not to use it it just feels forced

[rancid parcel]

It makes your life easier

Stop hating it

[tame holly]

just don't use it, after a while u forget about it

[nova comet]

On 1st destroy 3 Knoway Vehicle and one left use it until "Destroy Billboard and Car" use your Car to fastway destroy billboard and Knoway car
On 2nd use Kuruma Armored
On last one use Vigilante

[pastel spire]

Yeah but that's the problem, there's just no point in using any other vehicle

[pastel spire]

thx

[tame holly]

there is a point : fun

if u don't have fun with the mk2 use other cars

[pastel spire]

but other cars aren't effective

MK2 is just too good

[tame holly]

and i don't care cuz its fun

fun > efficiency any day

[nova comet]

Oh 3rd one i suggested stop at Station kill Knoway Mercenaries and leave station until there Knoway SUV Car parked

Rather than use Motorcycle

[pastel spire]

ima get pavel's hat first then i'll do all this

[nova comet]

Goodluck

Tomorrow im gonna do A Superyacht life 80% Accuracy

[pastel spire]

is that proof enough Jodi?💀

[nova comet]

Bruh

[celest wyvern]

What happened to that guy

[pastel spire]

For legal purposes i have no idea

[celest wyvern]

Correct answer

[cunning python]

All decks on hands

What if Rockstar scams us and activates the snow not untill 25th cause it's on a Thursday

I'd be so sad I want 2 weeks of snow

[still bobcat]

Something just dawned on me

Where is the shower in your mansion

And I've never loaded into the shower like with High-End Apartments to my mansion

[split moon]

it exists

thankfully you dont spawn into it every single time you load into online

[tidal yew]

Tyre puncture guy

[still bobcat]

There's a shower in the guest bedroom

[split moon]

I swear to fuck I vividly remember that bothering me so much on the ps3

[still bobcat]

I like the shower load

[split moon]

load into online, I could just tell I was in the shower because the load time would be 15 seconds longer

on top of the already 10 minute load time

[still bobcat]

I'm a morning shower person so when I load into the shower in online I feel like my character is getting ready for me to kill 1000 pedestrians and earn millions of dollars

The only one I found was in the guest bedroom

[pastel spire]

Rocking that Pavel fit

[still bobcat]

I only have 8 carts of gold

I need more

[pastel spire]

only💔

[still bobcat]

I'm only 32% of the way there

I feel that's a fair only

[pastel spire]

it isn't

[still bobcat]

Alright Rooster is getting my 50th crate

Is a Hanger sale solo? Never done them

[pastel spire]

i think so

[rancid parcel]

Pick land sell and do it solo, guaranteed 1 vehicle

[still bobcat]

Oh sweet, I'll do it in public lobby then

[spiral lichen]

do you play this game like it’s a life simulator or what bro

[still bobcat]

1 vehicle = public lobby

[still bobcat]

no tf

[spiral lichen]

anyways i’m hopping on to do my daily taxi work to get some cash to feed the kids

[still bobcat]

"you kill a 1000 pedestrians do you treat this like IRL"

[pastel spire]

is that… not normal?

[spiral lichen]

why is this game so shit?

controller doesn’t even fucking want to connect

[pastel spire]

cuz it's from 2013

[spiral lichen]

smh

[still bobcat]

i mean, that makes sense for the stuff they can't change like netcode without spending tens of millions without rehauling

[spiral lichen]

i’m so bored ugh

[still bobcat]

but this game is still in active development

[spiral lichen]

i hate everything

[spiral lichen]

really

[still bobcat]

its from 2013 doesnt cover everything

[still bobcat]

hmm, bit of a stretch since they probably havent developed dlc this year, but still

[spiral lichen]

ds4 has too high latency how do i do it

fix

[still bobcat]

its clear online is a skeleton crew rn

[spiral lichen]

yeh

but mansion dlc seems to be somewhat big

they slashed it in half

it seems very barebones

for a winter dlc

[still bobcat]

its gotta be

[spiral lichen]

usually, if this was a few years ago we’d have gotten a heist with the mansion

i’m assuming they have something big planned with micheal for the last ever dlc

this was meant to be the last

so it makes sense

to cut it in half

[still bobcat]

the amount of effort that goes into ned luke getting in mocap and doing all this, for like what, 5 minutes of screentime with him?

[spiral lichen]

exactly!!

i was just thinking about the mocap

it’s definitely something more

i was like there’s no way this is it, right?

also how do i do the new mission

[still bobcat]

you dont just go into all that effort in getting an actor back after 12 years, having all their staff on set to record mocap, for 5 minutes

the 5 avi missions or the secret mission