gta-online-mk2

[pastel spire]

wrong

[untold dock]

they're at the bottom of the food chain

[pastel spire]

maybe but they're definitely not bad

but fh-1 hunter is the one with missiles AND exploding bullets right?

[lost lily]

With the new god mode glitch and with gunner it's kinda is
But still several ways to avoid it

[sleek prism]

A new bug?

[potent niche]

Ya hello Mikko

[sleek prism]

Hi

[lost lily]

there's a game inside your bugs

[sleek prism]

Cool

[viscid belfry]

Dude contact Rockstar fr

[viscid belfry]

Truest statement ever

What’s up with online lately? I’ve noticed there are quite a few bugs and glitches even in older content

And what’s up with the sky too lol

[untold dock]

i don't care about 2 million enough to make a support ticket

[viscid belfry]

You didn’t just get robbed of 2 million, you got robbed of your time too friend

[untold dock]

and writing a support ticket would rob me of even more time

[viscid belfry]

No, they’d deposit that amount in your account

[untold dock]

idc though

[gray parcel]

my home sweet home has bugged twice where the menacer doesn't show up outside

[pastel spire]

They got sloppy

[golden sundial]

Could anyone tell me where the Michael missions are? I don't see nothin on the map

[daring bobcat]

you get a phone call

[golden sundial]

Well I didn't get one

[gray parcel]

is there an A on your map

[golden sundial]

That's Avi Schwartzman

[gray parcel]

those are the mansion missions

michael shows up for the finale

[daring bobcat]

do you own a mansion?

[golden sundial]

I own them

[opal rock]

Not really the finale more like the epilogue

You complete the Avi series of missions and then there’s an extra mission after

[golden sundial]

Ah

Well I did do that, I was waiting on the cooldown

Unless there isn't one?

[opal rock]

Cooldown on what sorry?

[golden sundial]

Avi's missions

[gray parcel]

after the last mission you get a invite from avi to do home sweet home

it takes like..10 minutes maybe

for the inv to appear

think you have to be outdoors to get it

[golden sundial]

I will check ig

[whole spruce]

after finishing avis missions

you'll get a call

[golden sundial]

Yea I just did the mission after

[golden sundial]

What is this?

[broken musk]

Idek lol I saw it on Reddit

[untold dock]

joon

[golden sundial]

Oh

Acid lab

[untold dock]

might put my joon on the podium

[broken musk]

Tf is that

Oh

[golden sundial]

[untold dock]

no it's a joon

[hollow owl]

Boom?

[untold dock]

acid lab doesn't have tinted headlights

[broken musk]

No this is the acid lab in the podium

[hollow owl]

Okay

[broken musk]

Why didn’t that crop

[hollow owl]

Do i do this chat

I'll do it if it's not some weird glitch

[broken musk]

Apparently you can buy the acid lab from a player at Lscm

[whole spruce]

what about a linerunner

[broken musk]

Idk tbh

[hollow owl]

I can't run in a line

Much less walk

[broken musk]

Hit yo mansion gym then

[golden sundial]

Brother I cannot for the life of me play this game without a bug every couple of min

Rockstar sending this game off by breaking it

[hollow owl]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5qflCf3k8jQ?si=4Vd3DgXkhwwCeJlf

[broken musk]

Lmao haviland also calls the female characters mum

[untold dock]

cheater crashed our pac standard finale

garbage game

[kindred coral]

what this ?

[untold dock]

a mission

[opal rock]

The after party to the Avi missions

[daring bobcat]

he does not say mum

[rancid parcel]

Mansion last mission where Micheal appears

[kindred coral]

so... first, only and last mission he appears ? breh

is it difficult ?

[broken musk]

In that specific video he does

[rancid parcel]

A shootout in your mansion, with Micheal around that's about it

You've made it this far to the gsme should be a cake walk to you

[kindred coral]

this far ? im level 38 lol

[rancid parcel]

Sounds like an alt

[daring bobcat]

nope, he says ma'am

[rancid parcel]

[opal rock]

He’s meant to that don’t sound like ma’am

[daring bobcat]

just sounds like mum with the accent

[opal rock]

English accent?

[daring bobcat]

yep

[opal rock]

That ain’t how we say ma’am

[kindred coral]

last time i played this game was 10 years ago on the PS3, this aint no alt lol

[daring bobcat]

just look at the sniper scene from bodyguard, sounds like mum

[opal rock]

The bodyguard movie?

[daring bobcat]

TV show

[turbid spire]

reminded me of this

[daring bobcat]

https://youtu.be/JwZVgkOaDlE?si=Spo4ZrNeIdX6rYVH

[turbid spire]

oh dang, cant post tenor it seems >.<

[opal rock]

Nope definitely a clear “a” sound when he says it compared to the ai

[untold dock]

the subtitles always say ma'am

haviland does not say mom at any point

[daring bobcat]

[broken musk]

[opal rock]

What the subtitles say and what he appears to say is completely different

No one says ma’am like that

Maybe they had a voice actor putting on a British accent

[kindred coral]

i swear i hate gta's npc's SO MUCH

[daring bobcat]

its a British company, just pull someone off the sreat

[broken musk]

Do what I do to them then

[kindred coral]

what do you do ?

[gray parcel]

big same

[kindred coral]

i was almost getting the quickie pharm award for doing the deliveries in under 10 mins... all of a sudden a truck just decides to throw itself to oncoming traffic right infront of me

:D

[viscid belfry]

Fr

[broken musk]

Oh… lots of stuff

[untold dock]

the hatred of npcs unites us

[kindred coral]

like... BRO

[kindred coral]

as much as i would like to do that... that would either crash my whole laptop or crash my game

[broken musk]

But they were trying to turn into the wall

[kindred coral]

i do not have enough of a good pc to do that lmao

[kindred coral]

"shit, my bad, missed my turn, hol on, lemme enter this door in the tunnel with my whole car"

[broken musk]

For sure

Nobody behind me or anything

[kindred coral]

"i turn now, good luck everybody else!"

most filled map with green dots yall gonna see in this game 🔥 🔥

[whole spruce]

these animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking

[daring bobcat]

save some pixels for the rest of us!

[kindred coral]

nah, all yours 😭

[golden sundial]

Goofy ahh Emily

[kindred coral]

i wonder if my game wouldn't stutter anymore with lower res

[opal rock]

I spy with my little eye, a business in Paleto bay

[kindred coral]

free bunker

[broken musk]

[opal rock]

Get out

[kindred coral]

get out what dog 😭

[opal rock]

Mods send him back to gta online

Reset level back to 1

[kindred coral]

im level 38 lmao, that aint so far behind

[broken musk]

Fckn NPCs even piss me off when they dead

[kindred coral]

bunker doesn't have that much of a use tho

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

“Doesn’t have that much of a use”

[kindred coral]

344 sales

how many of those did you do solo ? and how long does it take to even fill up that thing ?

[daring bobcat]

im getting the reserch done first then for stock

[broken musk]

I did all of them solo

[rancid parcel]

Underrated because of Acid

[untold dock]

selling bunker solo is fine

i only reset if i get the dune favs

[gray parcel]

same

[untold dock]

or merryweather and i'm feeling lazy

[broken musk]

This is the strat

[gray parcel]

the monster truck one i usually barely finish in time

[fast bridge]

lol

[kindred coral]

and how long does it take to restock ?

[broken musk]

Awhile

Many hours

Isn’t there a new chart with the mansion business boosts?

[kindred coral]

there is

few businesses tho

[broken musk]

The bunker is one of them

[kindred coral]

happy now ?

[broken musk]

Kind of

[alpine basin]

[kindred coral]

thats the closest bunker to los santos

[alpine basin]

farmhouse is better tho

[kindred coral]

what else i gotta do 😭

[broken musk]

Should have consulted before spending money lol

[kindred coral]

oh ffs, where is that one ?

[alpine basin]

On the right highway side of the map, in the farmlands believe it or not

[kindred coral]

welp, guess im selling a car or something

[broken musk]

That bunker is fine

[untold dock]

"closest to the city" mfs when they realize the city isn't a singular point

[broken musk]

Chumash is fine

[gray parcel]

right below the prison

[alpine basin]

both work but objectively farmhouse is just lovely, plus theres an aircraft spawn right next to it

[untold dock]

below is not an acceptable geographical term

well it is, but not in that context

[broken musk]

Yes, the farmhouse bunker is ideal but don’t sell a car just to buy a new bunker especially bc the Chumash bunker is not terrible but just not the best

[kindred coral]

sold the D5

[alpine basin]

its directly north of that one house

[kindred coral]

1- for the collection

[gray parcel]

chumash would be comfy if you have tongva mansion

[alpine basin]

shame I can't just base jump off my mansion while loaded inside it, directly onto my bunker

(I own farmhouse )

[wicked sundial]

You do the Insurgents with 15 destinations when you have to drive all 3 to each destination before moving on to the next? Seems like too much work.

[gray parcel]

with iron mule it ain't bad

[untold dock]

unless I'm feeling lazy

being able to teleport the insurgents around makes it more bearable

[wicked sundial]

Alr, thanks. Maybe I'll try it next time.

[twin drum]

with job warping or what

[untold dock]

job warping + aa trailer

[twin drum]

I am not familiar with using the AA trailer to teleport stuff around

would you happen to have footage of doing that?

[kindred coral]

there, bought the farmhouse one

this better be god damn worth it >:C

[broken musk]

ok I guess

Idk how many times I said that the bunker you had before (Chumash) was fine though but the farmhouse is worth it

[kindred coral]

there is no booster 💔

[alpine basin]

Weapons, did you even setup the bunker?

[kindred coral]

i did

[hollow glade]

Did bro even upgrade the equipment and or staff

[alpine basin]

(prolly not), spent all that money on the mansion and left not a dime for himself probably

[kindred coral]

only have a mil left

[hollow glade]

Definitely gonna want those sooner than later

[kindred coral]

those what ? empty wallets ?

[hollow glade]

[alpine basin]

you can sell your wallet, you have assets you can rid of for money

[hollow glade]

Hard earned money can’t go to waste

Still need to spend more of it on 3 more mansions on 2nd character lmao

Tons of gold in the mansion vault is totally worth it

[alpine basin]

I need a nice open flame I can just foddle my money into slowly to keep me warm during winter

[hollow glade]

Fire idea

[broken musk]

Does the mansion vault change based on a persons wealth?

[hollow glade]

[broken musk]

How so

[hollow glade]

Well if ur broke you’ll have like nothing pretty sure

[alpine basin]

Cash fills up, then once you surpass 15m it turns to gold slowly

[hollow glade]

I heard over 1 billion gives u most gold but not sure lol

[kindred coral]

300k for example is just a singular wad of cash

[broken musk]

What ur vault look like

[kindred coral]

idk... and tbh i could not care less lol, i got a mil left

[hollow glade]

Must’ve been the wind

[broken musk]

Yes but we want to test an experiment

[alpine basin]

his probably looks like this
but without the cart

[kindred coral]

1 mil has more than that

[alpine basin]

thats like 3 dollars at least, no way thats more than one cart

[broken musk]

is this real

Or did you make it

[gray parcel]

i wonder what the minimum is to get like just a bill on the floor

[kindred coral]

that is real

[broken musk]

Oh yes I found it

On Reddit

[alpine basin]

I stole it off of the great internet

[broken musk]

Based

[kindred coral]

spent like... 700-800k on upgrades for the bunker

[split moon]

im gonna steal you off the internet

[hollow glade]

So yeah the 1b all/mostly gold part might be true

[broken musk]

Actually I have better stolen emote for that

[gray parcel]

mine look like dis

[broken musk]

Yea mine looks like that too

[hollow glade]

Damn even at 160m

So yea it’s definitely high around a billion for max gold

[kindred coral]

mine will always look like this, i wont hold money on my bank

[hollow glade]

At least that part isn’t bugged for fellow billionaire

[kindred coral]

and i like it like this, way cleaner

[broken musk]

This is yours?

[alpine basin]

no need to flex on us man, we get it

[hollow glade]

I mean yeah it does look cleaner since it’s all bare lmao. But

[gray parcel]

each stack is $2.5k-ish

[kindred coral]

it will always look like that lol... since i will keep buying cars and the other businessess and such

[broken musk]

Lowkey makes me sad

I’ll buy PC just to help you grind

[kindred coral]

lol, just you sad ig

[gray parcel]

i'll do anything for 5% cut

[broken musk]

I’ll give them 85% cut

[gray parcel]

i wish the tier 4 plaques had their own trophies

[kindred coral]

i dont got anything that is worth to grind with nor do i have luck on heists so...

[gray parcel]

grinding t4s kept me engaged in the game for months

[kindred coral]

and i also cant even do CMM

[gray parcel]

yeah i never did

my heistwork is pretty slim all around

[kindred coral]

Criminal Mastermind, with the stutters and freezes my pc gets, i will die before i even know

[alpine basin]

I did cmm on a new account and had it completed from level 1 - 25 (it took 7 tries not even because of me )

[hollow glade]

Vault too big to get a good pic capturing all da gold but

[kindred coral]

the annoying thing is, even if i actually tried, i wouldn't be able to do it cause i dont got a good enough pc for it lol

that's some bank right there

[alpine basin]

the upgrade really helps

[hollow glade]

That is the motherlode

[broken musk]

wtf

How many times how you robbed Rubio jezus

[alpine basin]

you'll get it eventually

[gray parcel]

i wonder when the money stacks change to gold

[alpine basin]

from my testing after 15m they change to gold after that, and weirdly enough at a really fast pace

[kindred coral]

am i trippin ?

[hollow glade]

Nowhere near as much as the casino

[alpine basin]

phantom stock

[broken musk]

Fair enough

[kindred coral]

dont worry, i will get in 3 business weeks

[hollow glade]

Been so long since I seriously grinded cayo that the progress tracking has like 5m tracked from the only times ive done it with panthers

Casino on the other hand prob is in the hundreds of millions or billion earnings

[broken musk]

Ah so your the reason I haven’t been winning anything at the slot machines lately jk lol

[kindred coral]

holy pixel

[misty berry]

What do you guys think of this red for this car?

Ignore the orange

[gray parcel]

i like the dark/burnt reds

[kindred coral]

16k for the mansion mission is depressing

[kindred coral]

ngl, knowing that this is the Porsche Mission X, i would go with that "Gold" or "Bronze"... but red does seem very cool... specially a red like that

[misty berry]

Seeing it in the sunlight I do think I like it

[kindred coral]

it does seem very nice, yeah... also, did you, perchance, crash it ?

[gray parcel]

the chameleon dark red looks good too

[misty berry]

no? This is straight out of the auto shop

[kindred coral]

ah, then is just R* being lazy with their job lol, the line is.... not straight

[misty berry]

And there we go, two newest supercars in the driveway for display

[teal gale]

is this fire

[kindred coral]

explode. now.

[misty berry]

And the podium for the first car I ever customized in this game

Unchanged from that day

[kindred coral]

im still deciding on what car to put on the podium

[misty berry]

Unchanged from 2019. I crashed into so many things in that piece of crap

btw where is the arcade in the mansion?

[teal gale]

My first car was issi I can not put that in my podium😭

[misty berry]

Do it anyway

[teal gale]

Isn't it a myth

[misty berry]

Behold my riches

[teal gale]

🙏

Hope they change the mansion garage

[misty berry]

Found it

[kindred coral]

why ? is a nice garage

[teal gale]

well it's 13 million and we can't even change garage color

And the support walls are so annoying

Hides my whole mk2

[kindred coral]

well... cant lie, black garage would be better cause that full white garage hurts my eyes

[teal gale]

Mansion itself doesn't look that good

[kindred coral]

i vibe with it, gives some class

[teal gale]

The yacht has insane interior but mansion is meh

[misty berry]

I like the mansion but I do dish it had a kitchen... somewhere

[kindred coral]

better than apartaments

[misty berry]

feels REALLY weird having a big ass house and no fridge

[teal gale]

the only thing missing is the green juice from story mode

[kindred coral]

i mean... it kinda has a kitchen but... not with furniture and all

[kindred coral]

there is the green juice tho

[teal gale]

Where

[kindred coral]

indoor pool

[teal gale]

That's crazy

How did u already get a mansion I thought u started a week ago

[kindred coral]

i did

:D

[teal gale]

nice

what did u use to grind

[kindred coral]

friend

[teal gale]

makes sense

[kindred coral]

and a little bit of my cayo, and chop shop

[misty berry]

cayo perico go brrrr

[nova comet]

Meaning behind this car, This is my First car i got Back at GTA V Online PS3 also Most car i use For Wallride Winning Race back 2015

[versed lintel]

that is some lore wow

i have this displayed because it has a girl with titties

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Wdym girl "WITH".

[versed lintel]

well look at it

[teal gale]

u can use princess bubblegum painting as well

[versed lintel]

i like her sidekick more

i have uh

a princess bubblegum collection

[teal gale]

i only have zion classic with her livery🥀

[versed lintel]

missing out

[tidal yew]

I meant like every girl has ti

[versed lintel]

well ya

but

idk

:(

[tidal yew]

You're on naughty list now

[gray parcel]

i just think it's neat

[thick rose]

kuruma would fit maybe

[neon acorn]

yeah, I've never been able to find it

[neon acorn]

lit

[tidal yew]

How's your recovering going

[warm belfry]

bought the banshee gts thinking the hsw was gonna be not super expensive

because frankly from observing i just imagined the cheaper the base vehicle is = the more expensive the hsw is

not the case for the banshee.

1.9m on top of another 1.8m :(

im so indulgent. maybe if i saved more money

[tidal yew]

[hollow glade]

Wait til u spend almost 3m on the FMJ only to have to spend over another 2m fully upgrading

[neon acorn]

sleepy and I was in love with the softness and feeling of my blanket

already worked today and I did fine, just drowsy

[neon acorn]

you and kitty

[vernal jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1197096626188197958.webp?size=128

huh

[tidal yew]

Alr take care don't push yourself too much

[neon acorn]

people are saying that it's better than the banshee because of the grip, but I feel like the banshee isn't hard to control in the first place

besides, the banshee is iconic

[hollow glade]

It is a good bit better for lap time but for city and especially highway travel the GTS can be better often times. Even tho it handles better, the FMJ might be a lil harder to drive to really get the most out of it

[neon acorn]

that's funny

[hollow glade]

Well it’s a pretty wide car so that alone will make u fit into less gaps and clip more stuff but the handling helps at times. Usually a car with more top speed is gonna make things easier than one thats slower and really needs to be handled well

[neon acorn]

we'll have to wait until next week ig

[neon acorn]

is the Vapid permanently locked behind gta+?

or

[hollow glade]

No lol

[neon acorn]

ogey

[hollow glade]

U can just buy it off someone

[neon acorn]

oh

[hollow glade]

In lscm ofc

Just it’s uh, like 5.5m fully upgraded with hsw and lock on jammer

[neon acorn]

time to grind knoway

[split moon]

no way

[tidal yew]

Tire puncture guy

[split moon]

you emp me your tires get popped

[tidal yew]

No session today?!

Or races?!

[split moon]

there was going to be, idk what happened

[hollow glade]

Ain’t Knoway

[tidal yew]

I need transformation races the straight one from one end to another

[viscid belfry]

Y'all think this is in GTA 6?

because these are not GTA 5 graphics

[neon acorn]

That’s what people are saying

I think it may be GTA 6 graphics or smth

[viscid belfry]

and Rockstar takes all photos in game

Def something sus is going on here

[neon acorn]

Can you do an in-game tutorial?

I literally don’t know where to find your clothes

and it says that my clothes are unsuitable or wtv

[viscid belfry]

I don't see Rockstar going out of their way to add all this extra vegetation changing the lighting just for one single screenshot

[split moon]

Lol definitely not

that just looks like gta 5 with max settings and some post-editing

Look at how low resolution the terrain is.

[viscid belfry]

There's speculation that you are going to be able to travel to LS and to Vice City in 6

[viscid belfry]

but why go through all of the trouble of adding so much vegetation for a screenshot?

[split moon]

Wouldn't be the first time they've done it

and adding vegetation really isnt difficult

[viscid belfry]

they won't even fix simple glitches and bugs

[fierce mason]

But think about performance gentlemen

[split moon]

that doesn't make them money

this is marketing material

this makes them money

[fierce mason]

They have to somehow make ls have gta 6 graphics

[split moon]

I could see them doing it as an expansion / dlc many years after release

but definitely not on release

[fierce mason]

It would be cool to have our LS characters back

[viscid belfry]

They say they are going to go beyond people's expectations, people's expectations are pretty dang high

[split moon]

Now that I severely doubt.

[viscid belfry]

100%

[fierce mason]

Yes because the game economy would he broken

[split moon]

Having our existing characters progression 'migrated' would kill it on launch

[viscid belfry]

would definitely be cool if you could travel between maps

[split moon]

gta 6 will be a fresh start

also

actually nvm

I was gonna scream at you guys to use #gta6-discussion but eh who cares

this is just the cool guys channel

[viscid belfry]

we could keep the character but maybe start off with not as much monies?

[fierce mason]

Wait we not in gta 6 discussion channel?

[dense cliff]

this one is new

[split moon]

I could maybe see them doing 'starter packages' based on how much progression your gta5 character made

maybe

[still bobcat]

[split moon]

SHE LIVES!

[still bobcat]

She still works

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

48 hours left to dry

[viscid belfry]

you gotta take into consideration, it's called gta online not gta 5 online

[split moon]

that means virtually nothing

[viscid belfry]

no it does

[split moon]

It really doesn't.

[viscid belfry]

they could expand on it not just shut 5 online

there's a lot they could do with it

[split moon]

I'm sorry but a person would have to be incredibly naive to think that any amount of progression from gta 5 online will translate over to gta 6 online

The mansions update was explicitly the last content update that gta 5 online will be receiving

[viscid belfry]

maybe the money no, because they would need to make money somehow with shark cards and all

[split moon]

There isn't any way to have parity between the two when they're distinctly different generations of games.

[still bobcat]

Maybe not progession per say, but story wise they may give us the option of keeping the same character in continuity

[viscid belfry]

ye this

[still bobcat]

Depends how much work they’ve put into the character creator, maybe it’s so much more advanced that they don’t let us

[split moon]

That would be like getting upset at nintendo because you couldn't transfer your save file from Mario 3 to Mario 64

I think the absolute most realistic & optimistic outcome is 'starter packages' based on what progressional breakpoints your gta5 character hit, and otherwise just your characters appearance. But nothing else

[still bobcat]

I wouldn’t be upset if I had to create a new character, I already have an idea for one, but it would be a first for an MMO

[viscid belfry]

there could be a final mission in gta online to go to Vice City

[split moon]

They aren't going to do anymore content updates for 5.

[viscid belfry]

like wouldn't that be the most awesome transition to the new game?

[viscid belfry]

no they are

[split moon]

Tbh no. I think part of the magic of having a new game is the fact that its a brand new fresh experience.

[still bobcat]

There’s another update

[split moon]

Obv some games do a good job of tying their different games together but its done in a way that isn't intrusive or non-diagetic to the new games storyline & progression

[still bobcat]

Story wise it just cuts off with an indefinite cliffhanger if not

[split moon]

I could see them intentionally leaving it as a cliffhanger

because then thats a DLC / content update they can release for 6

"You need to travel back to this area to resolve this unfinished business" boom return to los santos dlc

$59.99 pls thx

[still bobcat]

As long as we don’t get GTA 5/GTA Online old ah rage engine I’m happy

Like my friend keeps saying if you have both games installed you’ll be able to load up either game and invite someone to a GTA Online mission whilst their playing GTA VI storymode and you can accept the invite and join but like

[split moon]

Pretty sure they're still using rage engine (iirc its on iteration 9)

[still bobcat]

I ain’t wanna be fucking around with these old 2012 movements

[split moon]

its not like they don't upgrade their engine at all

[still bobcat]

Yea RDR2 and VI are “RAGE 2”

[viscid belfry]

Real

[split moon]

gta5 is rage 7

rdr 2 was rage 8

[still bobcat]

Fair, but I’ve never heard anyone say GTA V used Rage 7 engine, just Rage, and when RDR2 came out everyone called it RAGE 2

[split moon]

Most people aren't aware of how old the engine actually is

its older than most of the players

[viscid belfry]

Same

[viscid belfry]

Daum

[split moon]

say what you will about rockstar but at least they've improved their in-house game engine over the decades

[still bobcat]

I’m older than RAGE

[split moon]

unlike certain other companies who just sit on the same shit for 15+ years before they finally decide to make any changes to it

[fierce mason]

HEY

Friendly fire will not to be tolerantef

Unless it's to larzy
Then it's fine

[split moon]

yeah larzy always deserves it

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

You're one to talk

[bitter flicker]

tbf it's Martol that killed Larzy
Larzy just blows himself up

[fierce mason]

It was a necessary sacrifice to stop avon

Some of us will die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for money

[neon acorn]

Nuh uh it’ll have time trials and free mode events and etc

surely.

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

Am I the only person who thinks that the Sloppy Heist Suits actually look good?

Like there are no other suits that look that way

[fierce mason]

Never seen them so no opinion on them

[tidal yew]

Same

[neon acorn]

Would be nice if GTA 6 has wall banging

I forgot the proper term for it

[fierce mason]

Im pretty wall banging is the term for it

[split moon]

so basically just actual ballistics with object kinetics

instead of hitscan

[neon acorn]

yep

it would be cool

because I can minigun a train and it would do nothing to the passengers if they’re behind a sheet of metal 😔

[split moon]

I could see them doing that

[fierce mason]

But give it to @tidal yew
The bullet would hit back to him

[neon acorn]

yeah, or at least destructible walls

I THINK it’s in GTA4

I can’t remember

I wanna blast a hole through a wooden wall in a mission though

[neon acorn]

Same for you

[tidal yew]

[whole spruce]

max payne 3 too

[neon acorn]

Yessir

I’m almost on the cleaning the house mission

[fierce mason]

No
larzy, you and I will die if I was in it

[whole spruce]

i think they should build upon the shooting mechanics of mp3 cause it was really good

[neon acorn]

Everyone wants it

[whole spruce]

please j man max payne shooting mechanics

[tidal yew]

Okay so can we change the location of the dog in mansion

He's always by the pool

At morning

[whole spruce]

its random iirc

[tidal yew]

[whole spruce]

no way to set it

[still bobcat]

Been back for 22 minutes and managed to do this

[whole spruce]

how

[split moon]

that looks about right

[fierce mason]

Hey that's my driving

[rancid parcel]

you cant park there dude

[neon acorn]

Does anyone know how I can replay the home Sweet home mission?

[lost lily]

Combined IQ of mk1 chat is like 80 at times

[neon acorn]

real

[neon acorn]

Just a note, I replayed all of the knoway missions in order

[tidal yew]

Alr I need a bike with fast acceleration

[storm nimbus]

From the job menu

[tidal yew]

Which is it?!

[neon acorn]

a

[neon acorn]

Hakouchou drag

[tidal yew]

Okay

[neon acorn]

Stinky Larzy

[tidal yew]

What?!

Why?!

[whole spruce]

be careful to not get airtime with the hsw hakuchou

[neon acorn]

Already started

[fierce mason]

Yes

[tidal yew]

U both stinky

[fierce mason]

No you're extra stinky

[neon acorn]

Bruh

Of course I got an error on the mission

wtf

I was having fun >-<

[neon acorn]

I’m so stinky, daddy

[opal rock]

That’s why you got an error

No fun allowed

[neon acorn]

REAL

[opal rock]

Only grind

[neon acorn]

no fun allowed

[neon acorn]

only bumping and grinding

[opal rock]

[neon acorn]

poor mommy

[neon acorn]

the song

[opal rock]

I know the song but it’s questionable now since r Kelly has been outed

The music is tainted

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[neon acorn]

Oh

this! Is a nice neighbourhood mommy

[tidal yew]

Ur high on meds again?!

[neon acorn]

Where is Lester when you need him

[thick rose]

good?

[tidal yew]

On a date with that Chinese girl

[neon acorn]

I actually completely forgot about that

[fierce mason]

@bitter flicker @rancid parcel
Help
Transient depression gone too far

[neon acorn]

Angel

Numero UNO

[thick rose]

a little stuck

[neon acorn]

I think we can all agree that Angel is the only correct AI

Anyone who says otherwise is just

[west stirrup]

Yes

[neon acorn]

weird

[tidal yew]

Seee finally thank you

[neon acorn]

OG is just a clown

[fierce mason]

I'm surrounded by bad opinions only

And a larzy

[tidal yew]

Have u tried doin yoga on roof?! Just hear angel at that moment

[neon acorn]

Harivald or whatever is name is, is just an Alfred wannabe

grr

[neon acorn]

I’ve done yoga 3 times

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I love yoga in GTA

[still bobcat]

Did somebody say yoga?

[tidal yew]

Only when angel speaks

[neon acorn]

I better hear this in the final gta online update trailer

[thick rose]

car

[tidal yew]

Thst yoga i love

Otherwise no

[neon acorn]

I love the pool that we have

it’s got lights and the floor is clear

[thick rose]

yeah

[neon acorn]

my characters flat ass is shining in it

🔥

[thick rose]

my car build tough?

[still bobcat]

Your character is on the roof doing yoga. Angel says "Knock Knock Daddy, there's somebody at the do- nevermind he's climbing onto the roof"
Trevor says Did somebody say Yoga
Absolute Sinsimito

[west stirrup]

Peak

[tidal yew]

Bumblebee?!

[neon acorn]

Knock Knock, Daddy.

[tidal yew]

Flat as?!?! Who even likes that

[thick rose]

maybe

[neon acorn]

normal people I think

[tidal yew]

Curvy ones r good

[neon acorn]

Would be funny if we could customise our online character's physique in GTA 6

big tunas

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

ass level max

[neon acorn]

OH

SPEAK OF THE TUNA

[bitter flicker]

brother what

[tidal yew]

Jiggle level max too

[bitter flicker]

you have alerted the horde

[neon acorn]

Ass level max, tit level max.

Kim Kardashian build

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

took 2 more days off

time to play some GTA

||||

[lost lily]

Nama go f...

[tidal yew]

Races

[bitter flicker]

Nama go fk yourself
-Michael de Santa Claus

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

Michael...

[split moon]

Tu🅱️a

[lost lily]

[bitter flicker]

O🅱️al

[split moon]

[bitter flicker]

Anyone free later anyway , wanted a fmj

not paying for GTA plush

[west stirrup]

I’m expensive

When is later

[split moon]

yeah I can offer but mine is completely maxed out

[tidal yew]

[split moon]

so it wont be cheap

[split moon]

There isnt any crew event to protect you this time larzy

[bitter flicker]

I got uhhhhhhhh enough

[split moon]

[bitter flicker]

"I hope"

[split moon]

alright

I mean, its about 5.5-6m

[bitter flicker]

unless your MK5 is made with 24k gold

im gonna buy all 3 mansions later so that's just a quarter of that

[bitter flicker]

half an hour later ?

[fierce mason]

Tuna help

[bitter flicker]

access denied

[fierce mason]

Then help transient

Not me
Help her

[west stirrup]

Later

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

But I received all the money and there's zero stock in the lockup, rockstar liar liar pants on fire

[tidal yew]

Saucy tuna is online

[bitter flicker]

si

whachu want

[tidal yew]

Nothing

[bitter flicker]

@west stirrup ratto , are you free

[west stirrup]

two minots

[bitter flicker]

kay

[tidal yew]

What u need help with ?@

[still bobcat]

what is it i could help

[bitter flicker]

nothing im just gonna spend my moni

[west stirrup]

Do you want the luiva too>

[bitter flicker]

sure why not

[rancid parcel]

🐟

[lost lily]

U still on pc or moved to console tuna san

[lost lily]

[bitter flicker]

PC

[rancid parcel]

I just realized I had to to do smth

Ty for reminding me French fries

[west stirrup]

Cliffrod necklace

[lost lily]

Like feed your cat or something

[bitter flicker]

yes , I'm the master of cliffy

[autumn epoch]

swag

[bitter flicker]

test

[west stirrup]

Wat are those glasses

I need them

[lost lily]

You're wearing my chromecast remote on your neck

[neon acorn]

I bought you

[west stirrup]

Yes

[bitter flicker]

lemme double check

also my discord on PC died , well done

[bitter flicker]

I'm waiting for this too btw

[west stirrup]

Erm i have it

[bitter flicker]

got it , thanks

[west stirrup]

yw

[bitter flicker]

lemme go double check what glasses are these

been ages since I play this shit game

[west stirrup]

Level 228 jeez

[bitter flicker]

Gray Dazzle Sand Castle Wraps ( Casual Glasses )

[west stirrup]

thank

[bitter flicker]

now on to buying 3 mansions

I'm gonna go broke after this

[west stirrup]

To think someone who bought every piece of clothing would remember what they bought

[autumn epoch]

i should sell nightclub

[west stirrup]

Do

[autumn epoch]

sure

i think i could solo it

[bitter flicker]

let's see if the fmj is as crazy as people said

[autumn epoch]

but i gotta get some performance upgrades on the truck first

because its slow as fuck 😭

[west stirrup]

I believe you can mule it

[bitter flicker]

that's some insane grip god damn

also you made it too low , it's basically scrapping the floor

[autumn epoch]

i dont think ill be able to mule it

[west stirrup]

I could help with vigililante

[bitter flicker]

I can help too , just a sec

[autumn epoch]

oh alr

but yeah i have meth and coke maxed out at least

ill try to find a public session without 10 ceos

[bitter flicker]

interesting shirt

[autumn epoch]

🥀

literally nobody is online rn

[west stirrup]

Duck

[opal rock]

Where

[autumn epoch]

gawddamn

[lost lily]

Wut

[west stirrup]

Here

[autumn epoch]

weird how cargo and weapons build up so slow

[tidal yew]

If everyone is online why dont we play some races transformation ones straight to straight?!

[autumn epoch]

they couldnt balance out the sourcing?

[autumn epoch]

that could be nice

[hollow owl]

Balancing??

Rockstar doesnt know that word

[autumn epoch]

[hollow owl]

You forget

[opal rock]

Lmao you can get in someone’s car while they’re modifying it

[autumn epoch]

i have the full public lobby bonus rn

[west stirrup]

Go bully tuna

[hollow owl]

In lscm yeah

[bitter flicker]

LMAO I CRASHED WHILE IN CUTSCENE

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

I'm joining ur lobby

[autumn epoch]

i dont even have the mule

[split moon]

I'll join just to keep larzy in check

[tidal yew]

I was going to join to help aah

Ash

[lost lily]

Me too

[split moon]

thats "in check" so its fine

[autumn epoch]

hey chat should i buy primary weapons for the phantom

a missile battery is 280k, seems cool

but its expensive as hell

[lost lily]

The ones at top? It gets stuck under some bridges

[autumn epoch]

fair

[split moon]

its, pretty niche. doesnt help a whole lot, limited ammo, limited viewing angles

and it does clip on bridges and overpasses

[autumn epoch]

missiles seem cool but they are pretty niche too

[bitter flicker]

No

[opal rock]

Nice little 500 hundo

[autumn epoch]

idk i can make do with an ap pistol

[west stirrup]

Do

[split moon]

get machine pistol smh

[autumn epoch]

you can disable the ai assistant

[autumn epoch]

machine pistol better?

[tidal yew]

Yessssssssssaa

[split moon]

machine pistol is the best driveby weapon

[autumn epoch]

oh alr

[split moon]

and besides

its a tec9

who doesnt want a tec9

[autumn epoch]

are you in?

dont see you online

[tidal yew]

[autumn epoch]

oh wait nvm i see yall now i bugged out

[opal rock]

It took 25 molotovs to make the car blow that’s mad

[tidal yew]

Tf what u shoot me @bitter flicker

[west stirrup]

I have to do agonizing ear drops so i’m out

[bitter flicker]

gonna watch the cutscenes

[tidal yew]

Someone is gonna love angel

[bitter flicker]

I chose Havilland

I ain't a gooner

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

The front of the mkv is so low you can manoeuvre people about

I’m currently taking @west stirrup on an adventure

[west stirrup]

[opal rock]

As long as you take it easy they don’t fall off lol

[bitter flicker]

@real peak yippie

[real peak]

Yey 😄

Living with Tuna nowww

24/24 can of tuna please

[tidal yew]

Thats y I didn't named my cat katto tooo expensive

[opal rock]

How rude

I was taking you to the park

[west stirrup]

we're here

[real peak]

Feckuuu!!

[lost lily]

[bitter flicker]

oh he do messages you lol

[real peak]

Meanwhile...me broke with 2mil =w=

[bitter flicker]

come we go katto purrito

[hollow owl]

I never got this what

Why am I not surprised

I didnt get the Lester email

[west stirrup]

They can't trace your socials

[still bobcat]

Bruh rockstar just took $10000 for 1 $5000 car mod

[tidal yew]

Hahahahahaha

Lol

[still bobcat]

At least it wasn't a HSW upgrade

[tidal yew]

L I'll

Lol

[opal rock]

Scared

[tidal yew]

Nah

Strategy

[neon acorn]

Had a major nosebleed

luckily it wasn't while I was playing

[neon acorn]

I haven’t done the Cayo thingy

[neon acorn]

clink clink clink clink clink

[real peak]

Tomorrow =w=

I just got home and exhausted

[tidal yew]

Took u long enough

[opal rock]

You’re in a nightshark what do you expect

[west stirrup]

not gonna enjoy doing this with an alt

[split moon]

wat

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

Goes from a nightshark to the mini tank you’re a sweat

[tidal yew]

As long as i survive n kill u

[opal rock]

Embarrassing behaviour

[tidal yew]

Though I wanted to play races

[split moon]

Man, that aint even sweaty 😭

Compensation

[opal rock]

It is when you weren’t even PvPing

[split moon]

Well thats just griefing

Sounds like typical larzy behavior smh

should I join?

[storm nimbus]

I could host it you want

[west stirrup]

I remember some missions being bad especially if you happen to play with 2 accounts at once

[wheat sleet]

Is the best money method still cayo?

[broken musk]

not even a week into this DLC and they already figured out how to steal the knoway cars as a personal vehicle

[tame holly]

only need 1.2M more for know way t4, aka 2 more run of it

[hollow owl]

How do u even have the Astrale

I thought they were blacklisted

[west stirrup]

I want it badly

Very very badly

[hollow owl]

Same

Logan did u ping me earlier

[west stirrup]

Logang

[hollow owl]

I got 2 pings from here, one from TradeMark and another with ceo in their name

[neon acorn]

GTA online low rider trailer featuring the machine pistol in slow-motion

clink clink clink clink clink

[neon acorn]

Dab on dem haters

[tame holly]

welp failed the vespucci survival at wave 5, wave 10 will be tough solo

[neon acorn]

How…

[tame holly]

i'm not good

[neon acorn]

It’s AI though…

[tame holly]

or i don't know the strats, could be both tbh

[neon acorn]

It’s survival, but ok

Could be your rank maybe

[neon acorn]

what’s your rank

[tame holly]

i'm almost at 400

[neon acorn]

💀

How tf

that’s just sad

sorry

[golden sundial]

how many missions after home sweet home?

[tame holly]

0

[neon acorn]

none

[golden sundial]

ohhh

[split moon]

oh, lol

[neon acorn]

New missions coming in the middle of 2026

[tame holly]

u can see why i'm scared of doomsday cmms

[neon acorn]

yeah, mb on the niche reference

[neon acorn]

[golden sundial]

wut

[split moon]

here you go

[hollow owl]

No

[neon acorn]

Make that 4

[split moon]

[hollow owl]

Il take ur money

[neon acorn]

Take it

[storm nimbus]

[broken musk]

Ok so I just learned about the new helicopter godmode glitch..

[silent portal]

Don't do it Mr. President...

[broken musk]

I won’t use it unless I need to use it against someone who is also godmoding lol but bruh, they fix broken D5 windows and make an even worse glitch

[west stirrup]

U doing tier 4 stuff?

[tame holly]

trying to yeah

[west stirrup]

Theres a spot behind a long white “wall”

[tame holly]

almost done with know how so advancing on survivals while waiting

[rancid parcel]

3

[hollow owl]

[bitter flicker]

@hollow owl you get the podium on my second mansion

[hollow owl]

I should buy the Champion

[tame holly]

i have one, got some nice customization

too bad its slow

[lost lily]

it's anything but a champion

[hollow owl]

Speaking of, apparently they patched it so you NEED to take Dre's car to the spot

[split moon]

wait, what?

[bitter flicker]

fuck

[hollow owl]

I saw in patch notes

[bitter flicker]

WHY

[split moon]

Im uninstalling

[hollow owl]

Lemme find it again

[sturdy tapir]

Why you not wave in community

tunuh mean

[bitter flicker]

@plucky burrow look at za lumburger

[hollow owl]

Okay so

I might be a bit more of a dumbass than I normally am

"Fixed an issue that resulted in players driving the incorrect vehicle at the end of VIP Contract Mission – Don’t Fuck With Dre"

[bitter flicker]

[sturdy tapir]

"incorrect vehicle"?

[hollow owl]

Yeah no clue

No idea what vehicle

Maybe the multiplier one idk

[bitter flicker]

so the glitch where the vehicle despawns

?

[hollow owl]

Idk

[sturdy tapir]

Who was sniffing gorilla glue when doing patch notes this time at Rockstar

[hollow owl]

Never heard or encountered that bug

[split moon]

[silent portal]

DFWD is the finale, right?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

I think

Yeah it is

Studio Time is the mission i got confused with

[silent portal]

If you're solo, you drive an Itali GTB, if you've got additionals, you take one of the Baller models, idk which

maybe it was setting the wrong vehicles

[hollow owl]

I'm just playing story mode rn

[fierce mason]

Use it mr president to stop angel once and for all

[broken musk]

But I like Angel

She is funny

In an eerie way

[fierce mason]

The president is lost

[broken musk]

I gots to figure out how to get one of them knoway cars as a personal vehicle

[hollow owl]

Lemme guess

Just put it in some sort of garage you own

[broken musk]

But how you get in it

[hollow owl]

THE BIG ONE

[broken musk]

Ok

[fierce mason]

The big one

[stoic sage]