gta-online-mk2

[tame holly]

ummm, possible on online ?

cuz its a funny bug

[hollow owl]

Like a year ago

[alpine basin]

I only play online, story mode is for the weak

[spice inlet]

nice lie

drive that police charger in front of me in online

[hollow owl]

Watch Wall show a clip of her driving it into the camera

Or just her driving it

[spice inlet]

👀

arent u afraid of getting banned bro

[alpine basin]

Small issue with your request, your game is too weak to handle having unloadable assets forced in

[spice inlet]

there u have it

thought so

[alpine basin]

but I own all of it, in online

you can come into my garage and look at them if you want

[spice inlet]

im good, thanks for the offer bro

or sis

[alpine basin]

I don't think he wants to see them

[opal rock]

Are you online at the moment?

[spice inlet]

soon!

[alpine basin]

Not at the moment but I can load in if you want

[hollow owl]

I tried doing Repo T4

Yeah I hate it

My Kuruma disappeared

Like 3 times

[opal rock]

I don’t want to put you out but would like to purchase the new cars if you don’t mind

[tame holly]

the simeon missions ?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

I spawned it, died, tried to spawn it again and it says its unavailable

[tame holly]

i did have a bug where the accuracy check wouldn't trigger when doing the rv mission

[alpine basin]

I can sell you the luiva and the FMJ MKV but outside of that everything else will attempt to crash you game, best I can do is show you the garage they are in for now until they come out of drip feed

[opal rock]

Yeah those 2 are fine

[hollow owl]

The Do You Even Lift mission sucks

[spice inlet]

Interesting.

[hollow owl]

[split moon]

[tame holly]

hey at least the challenges are free on this one

since there are like 2 enemies max

[opal rock]

Surprised the mansion doesn’t have a big shiny gold emblem on the map

[hollow owl]

I died in my Iron Mule

[cunning python]

!glitches

[golden ravine]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @cunning python

[hollow owl]

As i touched the ground

Boom

[cunning python]

So sharing godmode glitch would not be allowed? @hollow owl

[split moon]

Definitely not

[hollow owl]

No

[cunning python]

Unfortunate I wanted to know if a new one with this update is fixed already

[hollow owl]

Nope

[tame holly]

the background update details from yesterday came up and nothing related to it

[hollow owl]

Probably not for a while

[cunning python]

I hope they will cause it's too easy to do and it will destroy public lobbies

[hollow owl]

Wouldn't be surprised if it took them till gta6 releases to fix this one

Took them a year to fix D5

[still bobcat]

if only i could bring it into d-day

[tame holly]

i think u grinded that enough

[spice inlet]

which one you guys talkin about 👀

or is it not allowed to name

[still bobcat]

true

well now my pc is dead

[split moon]

Oh? Is it time to go APC-crunch some skids again?

My favorite time of the year

[cunning python]

Nope it's vehicle gm not player

[split moon]

I mean

technically

[cunning python]

Vehicle with rotors

[still bobcat]

now this pc spent the last of its days doing d-day 1000 times

[split moon]

okay, enough said then

[cunning python]

It's pretty bad tbh

Can still snipe em out apparently but gl

[spice inlet]

bro he reached level 1000 and went to 1023

ofc he grinded his ass off

[opal rock]

Funny Michael talks about a kitchen

[cunning python]

@hollow owl do you like og? That was my first pick he's funny af

[opal rock]

Isn’t it just a sink

[hollow owl]

APC is a special vehicles for me

[hollow owl]

He's alright

Haviland is my goat

Angel is just

No

Not gnna talk about her

[cunning python]

I just think he's too formal and nice and not too interesting

Angel is for the gooners and og is just a real funny homie

[hollow owl]

I might try OG for a bit more

He reminds me of Vernon

[split moon]

Im a pretty good shot so if its possible to do, I can probably manage it. I've hit people out of their avengers lmao

just depends how destructive of an air vehicle it is

[opal rock]

Why the fuck is mr Faber in a pair of budgie smugglers in my mansion

[hollow owl]

Goofy ass duck shoes too

[spice inlet]

whaaat 👀

u play on conroller/

[split moon]

im strictly m&kb

even for flying

my keybinds would make you cry ngl

[tame holly]

i just checked where i was rp wise to level 1000 and i'm only 1/4 there i'm at 12.1M and its 47.5M for lvl 1000 from my research

[spice inlet]

I respect that, I use mkb as well

[hollow owl]

Ragebait master

[tame holly]

but more importantly, how did the ai not notice us that faber was here

[split moon]

Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all

[hollow owl]

Do i even dare to attempt Los Santos Drug Wars Tier 4

[split moon]

gtao character takes that to such an extreme that anybody that knows them has just come to accept it, and to anyone else with no idea their brains implode

[tame holly]

the awards seems like the more painful thing imo

that and the 100 kills for the t3

[hollow owl]

I want 8 for the wall

I have 1

Nearly 2

Being OGFA and KnoWay Out

[tame holly]

I'm at 13

[split moon]

should I hop on gta

[primal sluice]

Can someone explain how i can put a car on the podium?

[tame holly]

with a few decently close to t4 as well

[hollow owl]

How to put your car on the podium:
Enter Garage B1, Find the vehicle management menu (blue dot) and press your designated button, scroll down to the car you wanna put in the podium and look at the bottom right of your screen to see what button it is for you.

[primal sluice]

You even had that shit binded

ready to go

[hollow owl]

I have much shit binded

[primal sluice]

got it, thanks

[hollow owl]

30 to be precise

[primal sluice]

they just didnt make it that obvious

didnt even notice there was a button to put it on podium

[hollow owl]

Same with the driveway

I was so confused till Athena pointing it out

[split moon]

untrace the type to have a streamdeck purely for message macros

[hollow owl]

I probably will once i get a pc

[split moon]

lmao

honestly valid

[hollow owl]

:O

My Christmas stuff is here

Can't use it though

[split moon]

I dont get presents, only buy them

😭

[hollow owl]

I know what I have, I just have to wait till Christmas, wouldn't be fair for my siblings

Annoying little 🙄

Wonder if we get snow in 6 days

[tame holly]

Probably, cant Wait to see haviland decorate the mansion

[hollow owl]

Forgot about that

[primal sluice]

I think i got a cup and a towel last christmas

not necessarily putting high hopes for any good presents this year either

[spice inlet]

how are u patient enough to wait 13 days bro

[hollow owl]

As long as i keep living with my family, I'll be getting stuff

I'm patient

More than the average gtao player

[spice inlet]

what? our mansion will be DECORATED?!

[hollow owl]

I've been waiting 3 months for a ethernet cable

It's coming soon

[split moon]

mfw

[hollow owl]

Amazon is backed up

[spice inlet]

nice

I've been waiting years for a PC, its coming in the next 2 months 🦾

[hollow owl]

Mines will be coming when I get a job

Which hopefully is in March ish

[spice inlet]

good luck bro

we deserve em

[hollow owl]

[opal rock]

It’s so sad I have pretty much no trophies on pc

The most exclusive one available

[tame holly]

Its actually unobtainable rn

Iirc there is only 34 t4

[opal rock]

[spice inlet]

what GPU do u have on that gaming laptop

[opal rock]

Gtx980m

[spice inlet]

nice, does it run the game really smooth on high?

[opal rock]

It runs smooth yeah idk if it’s on high

Just on what it came as

I didn’t change any settings

[spice inlet]

cool

[opal rock]

My water and grass quality is very high

[tame holly]

Lower them, gamers cant touch those

[west stirrup]

Touch earth

[opal rock]

My particles quality is on ultra whatever that does

[west stirrup]

Dust stuff

[spice inlet]

is it me or have you guys also noticed that after this update cars are getting dirty quicker than before

[still bobcat]

I have grass normal and water high

Those cook your fps

[still bobcat]

Blow something up with very high and ultra and you can probably tell the difference

[opal rock]

Oh shit my dog is in my office lol

Didn’t even notice

[whole spruce]

how much does the elite for the last knoway give?

[west stirrup]

100k more

[whole spruce]

ah not that much

[tame holly]

+250k for first time

[west stirrup]

It’s like Clucking Bell but you gotta work for more moneys

Also the T4 counts money you earn from the first 4 missions

[west stirrup]

[opal rock]

[tame holly]

hey that award counts

[west stirrup]

But it’s not what i..

[still bobcat]

yea theres a chance both the cat and dog both appear in the office at the same time

[plucky burrow]

What the duck?

[opal rock]

Hello

[plucky burrow]

Hi

You should buy a mansion

[opal rock]

That is my mansion

[tame holly]

new missions are fun tbh

the only bad one is the trash truck one imo

ummmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_qthuiHtGU

what

[west stirrup]

I found the sticker tacky anyway

[wintry ermine]

Well that didnt happen to me

[broken musk]

Can you replay the FIB cutscene in the final mission?

[wintry ermine]

You lose the hsw if you lose the sticker

[spiral lichen]

oh shit yeah my grass is on like ultra

but honestly its worth it because anything lower than high makes ur game look like the 360 version smh

but my game is great as,it is

looks super crisp and also smooth

[whole spruce]

so

[spiral lichen]

no stupid anti aliasing or shimmering

like on legacy

[whole spruce]

it's bugged?

[spiral lichen]

what’s happening omg-

[tame holly]

possibly inside the mansion ?

[whole spruce]

inside a wall it seems like

[tame holly]

could also be a bug, wouldn't be the first time an npc is inside a wall

if u have done kosatka approch for cayo, u may know what i'm talking about

[spiral lichen]

literallyyyyy

that approach is so annoying

[whole spruce]

time to restart i guess

[still bobcat]

but you lose the turbo upgrade

[sleek prism]

"Thanks for your service Coquette D5, rest in peace" 🙏

And what the hell is that ASDA cart?

[broken musk]

You will be missed, my beloved

[pastel spire]

That purple is tearing my eyes apart

[broken musk]

ok i can throw light holographic on it and see if that helps if you want

[pastel spire]

[fleet sluice]

watched the new dlc trailer finally and it’s pretty enjoyable for some reason compared to older ones

[broken musk]

I still don’t understand why Micheal had to smash my tv

[tidal yew]

Is that orochimaru?

@fierce mason where u at?!

[broken musk]

I’ve swindled government agencies out of tens of millions of dollars, stolen over a 500 million and made 1.5 billion from selling illegal goods all to end up as….. a trashman

[pastel spire]

skill issue

[opal rock]

Lol a little pretend shopping basket, so he can pretend he’s been shopping

[brittle hatch]

Deserved

[opal rock]

What’s wrong with it, it’s easy?

[gray parcel]

it's a bit tedious

[opal rock]

Same as pretty much any other mission, grab this, take it there.

I just parked the garbage truck right next to where I had to grab the bags from.

[broken musk]

Same

[opal rock]

The office part is same as Cayo weapons prep office

Just kill 3 guards via bathroom route

Even the lose the cops is easy as they don’t spawn down in the docks

[hollow owl]

Okay this mansion boost thing is weird

I can't use it on my acid

I used it once on the first day of the dlc

[pastel spire]

you must be part of the government agencies @broken musk stole from

[brittle hatch]

i am against people selling illegal goods

[hollow owl]

Zellihg meth rn

[pastel spire]

good thing you can't prove i sell my illegal goods then

[hollow owl]

Truck pog

[pastel spire]

can i have the leftovers

[hollow owl]

1.3 mill

[lucid lake]

I saw

The trailer looks peak

[opal rock]

I thought someone said there was a 24hr cd

[hollow owl]

There is

I think they made it so you can't use it on the same business b2b

[kindred coral]

yeah, you choose one and next day you need to choose another one

[hollow owl]

You probably have to put it on another business before you can use it on the first business again

[opal rock]

That’s annoying

I don’t really use the others

That knoway out is super easy t4 to get

[broken musk]

You prefer i rob a drunken psycho billionaire on his island?

[kindred coral]

tchu mean by that ?

[opal rock]

The career progress is easy to complete

Does anyone know is there bonus money available on all the missions?

[west stirrup]

Nein just the last one

[hollow owl]

[opal rock]

I got a random 35k from one of them

[hollow owl]

The weekly bonus pays 400k this weel which is to do the finale

[hollow owl]

Thats all u get

Till the finale

Easy Mode: 350,000 but no Elite Challenge
Normal Mode: 350,000 has Elite pays extra 50k
Hard Mode: 525,000 has Elite pays extra 100k

Complete under 10 minutes
No deaths
35 headshots (pain)
No failed hacks

[opal rock]

Ok I didn’t know if it was like mr Faber missions where you get extra for doing stuff

So what was the 35k for

[hollow owl]

Payment

[opal rock]

Fair enough

So you might as well do them all on easy until the last one

[broken musk]

The 35 headshots I failed at bc I didn’t know it was a requirement

[opal rock]

I was bonking the guys in the office but now I know that should be easy to get

[brittle hatch]

Rashkovsky need help

[broken musk]

lol I got to uppercut punch that FIB guy working in the hideout after the taxi mission

Unfortunately my external storage was being annoying and it didn’t save

[nova comet]

After Cayo perico Heist, Cutscene our mansion added background

[broken musk]

Ima try to do it again

[opal rock]

They really don’t take care over some of the writing in this game. Were led to believe we have to destroy everything so Rubio doesn’t trace it back to us and then this guy sends a text saying to bring over rubio’s tequila

[broken musk]

LMFAO I didn’t even think of that until now but your 100% right ffs

[nova comet]

We better get tequila

[broken musk]

Lowkey wish they added like a souvenir bottle of Rubios tequila in the mansions

[nova comet]

||Zafiro Anejo||

[broken musk]

Like if you complete T4 of Cayo you should get one

[pastel spire]

35 headshots is ez wdym

[tame holly]

alright time for wheel resetting cuz i want the sc1 for my supers collection

how long will it take

[gray parcel]

8 resets

[knotty briar]

The headshots are the worse because it feels like there’s barely enough people to kill

[tame holly]

well its at least 1

[tame holly]

its officially more

[broken musk]

Or a panther statue or smth idk

[kindred coral]

i cant get 35 headshots if i dont aim carefully AND one tap

like, just click enough of the mouse to actually shoot one single bullet

[tame holly]

just got it

time to tune it

ok for the wr thingy i'm 7th worldwide, i can see myself doing it

(on ps5)

[spice inlet]

Congratulations

[spice inlet]

Wdym by wheel reset?

[hollow owl]

You can barely get 35 if you kill every guard with a headshot, highest i got was 38 and I only missed 1 guard which is the one who locked us in

[opal rock]

I’m pretty sure if you stay in the room before you go to the roof the guards respawn

[tame holly]

closing the game before recieving the rewards from the wheel, the spin doesn't count

[spice inlet]

Ohhh

There's a loophole for literally everything atp

[hollow owl]

Yeah, 2 more guards spawn once you hack the thjng

[pastel spire]

just headshot everyone

[hollow owl]

Might count every enemy lmaoo

Just to see

[pastel spire]

Yeee

[turbid spire]

ok, can we not afford a full gym? Why only biceps and chest? why ignore leg day, what about mah triceps? This is outrageous!

[pastel spire]

just run outside your mansion a bit everyday problem solved

[turbid spire]

eh, thats cardio :p

[pastel spire]

it works out your legs does it not

[turbid spire]

not hypertrophy

[pastel spire]

what

[west stirrup]

Hyperbole

[pastel spire]

Hyperpole

[west stirrup]

Derry

[hollow glade]

Our characters do get crazy cardio and endurance everyday and probably have insanely ripped legs so there’s that

[pastel spire]

Why is one of my shoes slightly slimmer than the other one

[turbid spire]

muscle hypertrophy training is diff from cardio training...Ill wait for the full gym next update for sure 🙏

[pastel spire]

Hyperboles

[west stirrup]

Fat

[pastel spire]

[pastel spire]

a gym update that would actually change our looks and body for working out and eating for be awesome but then again i don't give a shit because one year left until gta 6

[opal rock]

On today’s episode of things that will never happen

[turbid spire]

eh, years away for me, actually looking forward to future updates ^^

eh...not the gym ofc XD but maybe a follow up with Michael?

[burnt maple]

Never gonna give you up

[fossil dagger]

You're still here

....

[pastel spire]

Yes?

[fossil dagger]

Bro

[pastel spire]

You want me gone? Thought we were closer than that

[fossil dagger]

You were yapping here in the morning and you're still yapping

[gray meteor]

Oh they added a gym?

[pastel spire]

i come in and out

[twin drum]

i laugh every time i see someone spend 3x the money for a city location for mc businesses, only to then leave their cargo unattended in the middle of LS, in a public lobby

(im in someone elses org rn i dont own that property)

[west stirrup]

It’s obviously not very in depth but it’s a tease for gta 6

[pastel spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231335388673740854/1449066271210475561/trim.5D5C365F-9160-4641-BCFA-B104EAAA49C7.gif

[gray meteor]

Thank god

[rancid parcel]

Did you turned them into dust?

[pastel spire]

”Did you turned them”
Amazing grammar

[whole spruce]

not everyone is a native speaker

[rancid parcel]

Im not an American

[pastel spire]

I'm swedish

[twin drum]

no im not a dickhead

[whole spruce]

what difference is that supposed to make

[pastel spire]

You're using non native speaker as an excuse, and i'm not a native speaker

[tame holly]

I think i found the track where i can get wr, hit 2 signs and i am 3.6 seconds off wr

[pastel spire]

what is wr

[tame holly]

world record

[pastel spire]

Ah

[whole spruce]

i'm also not a native speaker, however, it doesn't really make sense that you're saying that

[gray parcel]

this is the least usa-centric game i play i think

[whole spruce]

even if someone is a native or non-native speaker they don't have to be perfect

[pastel spire]

[lost lily]

you're from planet of griefers

[rancid parcel]

Im simply playing the game as it's intended

[gray parcel]

regional servers in gta6 pls

[rancid parcel]

||Rogue Agents in Div exist so-||

[twin drum]

look how good i am

[twin drum]

absolutely SNIPED that ||street light||

[pastel spire]

[spiral lichen]

rockstar fixed the bugs immediately lol i told u guys

they can do stuff quickly

[opal rock]

I really don’t see the correlation between here’s a couple of items of gym equipment and gta6

Needing to go to the gym and eating in San Andreas was annoying more then anything.

[west stirrup]

Is that your heartbeat?

[opal rock]

What next do we have to refuel our cars

please don’t do this r*

[west stirrup]

Well i mean probably every 2k miles

KM not miles

[twin drum]

?

[west stirrup]

The sound in the background

[twin drum]

i cant tell if thats a joke or an actual question but no, it's the intro to a song

[west stirrup]

Oh

[twin drum]

lmao

my god

gta players are so psychotic

like

what do you WANT bro im just trying to play the game

i'm standing around alt tabbed, if you WANT the pizza bike so badly just god damn take it

like HUH

[west stirrup]

Welll at least he thought about it first

Took him a second

[twin drum]

he was absolutely just confused at why i wasnt aiming at him

[untold dock]

i never afk in public

[twin drum]

i wasnt afk i was changing music

on youtube

[untold dock]

ok well not paying attention to the game

stealing the pizza bike is an interesting move though

[twin drum]

i mean i dont mind the death, K/D is fucking irrelevant

but like

why

lmao

[tame holly]

avi pls shut up, i don't want to hear u while waiting on the tram

[twin drum]

it's fully kitted out

OH ALSO

[untold dock]

pizza bike best vehicle

[twin drum]

hold on let me try to find the clip

[whole spruce]

🐐

[untold dock]

wtf is wrong with the game now

i have "no friends" in the pause menu and can't join anyone on sc overlay

[twin drum]

what is this behaviour

in what universe do you pull this and then expect the person you just flattened to NOT get up and open fire at you

like okay sure, granted, i didnt

but they couldnt have known that

i just wanna listen to my cringe anime music and drive my pizza bike

[warm belfry]

minor nitpick but did the mansion garage Have to be two seperate load zones

[twin drum]

they likely just figured nobody would care cause who tf actually goes in their garage

[pastel spire]

Michael looks like he got a lil excited

[warm belfry]

also man i wish there were darker tints for the mansion

[trim canyon]

I wish the blue tint looked more... Blue?

Just looks like white honestly

[gray parcel]

the wallpaper patterns are weak

[untold dock]

anyone happen to know or can find the mission script or whatever for home sweet home

[pastel spire]

i like the zebra fucking

[untold dock]

what is the exact distance you have to be from your mansion before it resets the start point

[gray parcel]

i rolled my eyes at it

[pastel spire]

skill issue

[steep ether]

Who even is that woman?

[pastel spire]

online character

our character

[steep ether]

Are you sure

They never show player characters

[pastel spire]

They do all the time

[untold dock]

false

[steep ether]

In the dlc posters?

[pastel spire]

idk

in artwork atleast

[steep ether]

Yeah they show online characters in artwork but i don't think they do in dlc posters

Is that woman supposed to be amanda? She doesn't even touch a gun lol

[gray meteor]

Amanda is blonde

[pastel spire]

bro i just told you

it's the online character

[steep ether]

I know

But i don't think they show players in dlc posters

[pastel spire]

oh ffs

[steep ether]

Show me one dlc poster that has a player character and i'll shut up

One that isn't gta cover-ish like the casino heist one

[pastel spire]

What counts as a dlc poster?

[steep ether]

Those main images that appear everywhere when a dlc is announced, something like that

I just counted out the cover-ish ones because they obviously will have players

[steep ether]

Fair, but i mean CE didn't introduce many characters

[steep ether]

Is that middle left woman an npc?

[pastel spire]

not sure

haven't seen her

[steep ether]

Same

Given that the woman from the mansion poster doesn't appear anywhere she's probably a player indeed

But it's weird for them to show one player only

It's gta online after all

[gray parcel]

i hated drug wars, i know degen hippies irl just like that

[steep ether]

Well it gave us the best passive business

[daring bobcat]

started at 16:15, finished at 17:17 but ill take it

[trim canyon]

What's the reward? The hacker thing

[daring bobcat]

this thing

the outfit

[trim canyon]

LMAO the crocs

[opal rock]

Someone thought the reward was another hacker for casino heist

[daring bobcat]

can you join other players final to count for the money?

[warm belfry]

why are they storing confidential info in big blue garbage bags labeled CONFIDENTIAL

[daring bobcat]

it just gave me the weekly challenge reward again?

[trim canyon]

LMFAO valid though

[whole spruce]

wouldn't you

seems foolproof to me

[thick rose]

Tommy from wish

[thick rose]

Probably to shed

[pastel spire]

fuckin' beautiful

[steep ether]

Name: the hacker
Time: 9 minutes
Cut: 70%

[lost lily]

I'd like to see a 2% hacker
Would be a nice challenge to loot art 2p

[opal rock]

At least new people have an arguably easier way to earn 500k now

What does the FINAL mission pay you, anything?

Is that also repeatable?

[pastel spire]

They show 3 players in the extended image

[warm belfry]

what this update certainly has done is painted the fib as the stupidest motherfuckers in the gta lore

yeah put the BILLION DOLLAR CRIMINAL with arms that could rival SUPERPOWER COUNTRY TECHNOLOGY in a room with Glass Doors

[fierce mason]

Retire ingame
Outside in real life

[gray parcel]

i wish i could keep the pen as a melee wep

[untold dock]

this game is fucking infuriating sometimes

the first 50 seconds there just for context that i wasn't trying to join anything

[daring bobcat]

opinion on the new outfit?

[tame holly]

time doesn't count when outside of mission

thats why

[fierce mason]

Huh
I hate that trash mission so much now XD

I am too stubborn and refused to not finish stealthly

[tame holly]

tbf i also got the 1 hour challenge today

now its just the 5M grind

[untold dock]

i got it on the first run

[tame holly]

2nd for me

[daring bobcat]

OMG ME TOO

[tame holly]

yeah right now i'm grinding t4s to try and get some money

cuz I'm only at 2M after buying my second mansion

[fierce mason]

Hmm
No
You just want the tommy vercerti outfit

[gray meteor]

It's giving xpertthief

[warm belfry]

sighhh theres not enough arcade machines to fill each slot in the mansion with a unique machine ://

well

unless they added some between now and when i bought them all and i didnt notice.

[knotty briar]

Next heist in GTA is gonna be a DDR 5 Ram heist

[gray parcel]

data center heist

[west stirrup]

The 60min thing is only in missions

not going to it

Or freeroam

[daring bobcat]

well good to know now

[gray parcel]

same as the other time challenges then

[west stirrup]

Yis

[knotty briar]

I wanna do the titan one in sub 60 minutes but I hate the finale

[steep ether]

I want to believe that they did that because higher ups ordered them to do it, as we're kinda protected by the FIB at this point

[turbid spire]

confirmed no Michael follow up dripfed eh? sadge

[knotty briar]

Nothing yet

[turbid spire]

I mean everything got leaked and nothing to it...so next dlc at best 😔

[whole spruce]

heist into a ai data center to liquidize it

[tame holly]

isn't that technically doomsday act 1 ?

at least the setups

[gray parcel]

maybe, i've never done it

[knotty briar]

We need a crypto heist

[daring bobcat]

love to see it

[spiral lichen]

hii gus

what do you guys think the micheal heist will be?

[tame holly]

yup now its totally safe to be in a mc, since if u have the security upgrades, u literally can't get raided anymore

[daring bobcat]

I fully upgraded my MC businesses ages ago when it was on sale

[spiral lichen]

awwww

[daring bobcat]

I wish the mansion would just like make a copy of my car on the drive way so I cvan still see them all in the garage

[spiral lichen]

guys should i do that

i want idle money but c

it’s so slow is it even worth it

[fathom drum]

I just have them filled 24/7 then sell it off to street dealers, refilling with the terrorbyte

Nice to get a 50-100k boost now and then

[untold dock]

with no raids anymore i'll supply the mc shit

sell if i feel like it

[fathom drum]

Ya I need to buy the security upgrades for the actual businesses now thank God we don't need to worry about the raids now though so annoying to hear that music playing while trying just to refill them

[turbid spire]

I filled everything and wait for x3 or something

[spiral lichen]

wait what

how

[spiral lichen]

wait if u buy the mansion security ALL ur businesses are protected?

like forever?

[untold dock]

yes

[spiral lichen]

the raids shit was so annoying it’s why i never bothered

[spiral lichen]

Omg that’s insnae

let me actually go max out that shit

ima do cayo a bunch so i can max out my pc acc

[fathom drum]

It's just selling to the street dealers whenever you come across them

[turbid spire]

all busines that have security as well

[spiral lichen]

that’s… a thing???&,&,

gosh i’m so out of the loop with this game lol

[spiral lichen]

what

[turbid spire]

like if u want to avoid ur nc from being raided u need the nc security and mansion

[fathom drum]

Ya they're purple speech bubbles that appear on the map, let you unload some of your product, not much though

[fathom drum]

If you buy the original biker security upgrades then buy the new mansion and it's security upgrade you're fully protected pretty cool removes an annoying part of the game

[merry marsh]

i regret looking at my character without a beard

[fathom drum]

Cool how you hired your characters brother to be your hairdresser

[celest wyvern]

He honestly doesn't look bad

[swift merlin]

Different car every day till gta6 day 2

[tame holly]

comet sr ? nice build

[swift merlin]

Basically established this is the only way I’ll drive any of the cars I’ve got

Thankyou and yes . I remember at the time it got ripped for being the same speed as the normal comet but it’s so sexy

[viscid belfry]

Time to wake up

[swift merlin]

That was the last play sessions car of choice haha

[tame holly]

a bit too low for my taste but its nice

[swift merlin]

Remember it’s an auto shop car so it’s normal driving height is raised

[gray parcel]

sultan

[celest wyvern]

wake up.

[frank eagle]

[celest wyvern]

He puts the "comfort" in comfortable

[west stirrup]

Comfort Table

[frank eagle]

wth the cat's snoring when sleeping

[turbid spire]

Im hoping there is a slim chance for the dog and the cat to snuggle together eventually

[broken musk]

[north marten]

oops

[viscid belfry]

no u

[gray meteor]

Amanda is frying me

She's so materialistic shit cracks me up

[twin drum]

so uh

you know how the new helicopter thing is seemingly because the game thinks it's parked inside a property even though it's outside

anyone try whether that works for the cars in the driveway slots too?

since that's the same instanced space as the helipad

[viscid belfry]

I just the did the home sweet home mission

it was soooo cool

that was some Iron Man 3 shit right there

[teal gale]

is 1 message = 1 xp?

[past gazelle]

no, its 30 xp once every 30 seconds iirc

[opal rock]

Do you get money or nah?

[teal gale]

oh

[daring bobcat]

show me your Stinger TT?

[fast bridge]

Wdym

[opal rock]

Has anyone completed knoway missions more than once? Apparently people have been receiving the weekly bonus multiple times

[novel lotus]

How'd you get an FIB jacket?

[daring bobcat]

happened to me

[opal rock]

Avi missions career progress reward

Level 2 iirc

Do you get paid for doing home sweet home?

[novel lotus]

Ohhh I forgot about that, where do I do Avi missions? I haven't played gta in a while

[opal rock]

And can you repeat it?

[opal rock]

You should receive a text about going to a phone box

[daring bobcat]

tier 1 is the AI taxi jumper, tier 2 is the FIB jacket, tier 3 is the AI taxi shirt and tier 4 is the hacker outfit

[gray parcel]

A on the map

[opal rock]

Then A will show on the map

[novel lotus]

Part of the Mansion update right?

[opal rock]

Yes but don’t need a mansion

[novel lotus]

So the jacket is new?

[daring bobcat]

it gets added to your jobs list on the pause menu after you complete it

[opal rock]

Only need a mansion for the extra mission after

[opal rock]

Ok cool and money?

[daring bobcat]

cant remember

[novel lotus]

Ahh okay, appreciate it

[opal rock]

Nothing memorable then

[broken musk]

[daring bobcat]

$18K

[opal rock]

It’s 2015 all over again

[daring bobcat]

but its a really fun mission, with some surprises instore

[opal rock]

I’m looking forward to it

I’ve done all the avi’s just haven’t had a chance to do it yet

[still bobcat]

You can buy the brickade and dune off LSCM players who have it right, but what about the lost slamvan

Just a thought, I don’t want any

[broken musk]

No

I don’t think you can buy the brickade at lscm either? If you can ima be doing this rn

[still bobcat]

Idk they’re talking about it in Broughy’s gta channel so I’m assuming you can

[broken musk]

Maybe you can idk

[viscid belfry]

not much but it was a really cool mission

[storm nimbus]

There is a 500k first time bonus from an award

[viscid belfry]

I am so confuzzled rn, I have earned well over 500 mil, yet I don't have the trphy to display in my mansion

or is it after this update you have to earn that much?

[opal rock]

Seems like a lot of people don’t have those trophies unlocked

[viscid belfry]

so it's more than likely a bug

[hollow glade]

Pretty sure it’s just the tracking ever since they’ve done career progress, which itself already had stupid recent tracking when it came out. I probably should have all the money related ones but I don’t so

Some of it isn’t tracked right tho

[viscid belfry]

I wonder if you contacted Rockstar and show them that you have clearly earned that much, if they'd unlock it for you

[whole spruce]

yeah

but you get paid like 5k

[daring bobcat]

more than that

[opal rock]

How’s the grinding going?

[whole spruce]

i bought the mansion full package

and i have around 4m saved again

[opal rock]

Cheeky

I bought mine today

[whole spruce]

and cheesy

[opal rock]

[opal rock]

Living the dream

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NN4i4qcGW4

maybe could do 3:30 but cba

took enough attempts to get this

[whole spruce]

i can't wait to get the second half of michael's update

[whole spruce]

local speedrunner blows up home for neighbor to smash his tv

[hollow owl]

Might have to return to running with speed

[copper fossil]

there’s just something creepy about those self driving cars

[silk shuttle]

this don't look very ultra high resolution to me

[daring bobcat]

better than my PC can do

[opal rock]

Nice hat

[split moon]

the distant objects will still be low detail

I actually recommend keeping ray traced reflections fairly low

like medium-high

Ultra just makes everything way too reflective to a point that it looks terrible and suffers a lot of artifacting, not to mention performance hit

[broken musk]

Got my catto and doggo outside for the sunset

[opal rock]

Oi get out ma mansion

[broken musk]

Unfortunately it’s a timeshare mansion

So no

[hollow owl]

Your time is up

Get out

[broken musk]

No

[hollow owl]

Before I call Chop 2.0

To bite your ass

[opal rock]

Yeah and Dog will lick you to death

[broken musk]

I’ll kick yo dog if necessary

[opal rock]

Woah

That’s uncalled for

[broken musk]

Don’t make it come to that

[hollow owl]

Il kick that patron role out

[opal rock]

Cruelty to animals unacceptable

[hollow owl]

Your money will be Omar's mine

Wait I did it wrong

[broken musk]

What is animal control then

The world is messed

[hollow owl]

Animals that have control

[opal rock]

Control obv

I don’t think they’re kicking dogs

[versed lintel]

Sucks that all the pets do is just get petted and sleep like what's even the point of having them

[broken musk]

If yo dog is gunna bite my ass I’m gunna assert my amendment rights on it

Just a little

If it doesn’t bite my ass then I’ll pet it

[broken musk]

This is acceptable

I guess

[opal rock]

Do you have pets in rl?

That’s like 90% of what they do lol

[versed lintel]

In story mode at least you can throw a ball and go for a walk

They should have done that at least don't you think

[opal rock]

[versed lintel]

Like it gets lame rq that all you do is just pet them das it

And the cat one doesn't even work half the time

90% motivation gone to stay in the mansion

[split moon]

mfw dog god mode is a thing now and it takes them 3 months to patch

[broken musk]

“Johnny, what have you done to my car?..”

Or would this be the fault of the AI

[covert atlas]

What AI do you have

[twin drum]

just saw a chart of alleged mansion boost production times and man

this dlc as a whole is barely 3 days old

and that image was already so fucking jpegged

actually how

[opal rock]

This one?

[hollow owl]

So i was correct

Acid is even more broken

[tidal yew]

[twin drum]

yes that one

it's so compressed it looks like it's been floating around for weeks

but it CANT have been

the dlc isnt that old yet

and now people will download the thumbnail from that link and future versions of it will have the reddit watermark on it

[untold dock]

oh the entire thing is an image

i thought it was an embedded link

[still bobcat]

AI Boost is just 3x Speed

[hollow glade]

Well here is just a screenshot on gtamens 4K vid

[still bobcat]

How’d he fuck the numbers up

[hollow glade]

I feel like he isn’t even the one who made it but maybe he did

[kindred coral]

look on the bright side tho, you have reflections lmao, i dont even have that

[still bobcat]

16:9 oreo

[still bobcat]

at least ur pc works

[kindred coral]

my laptop be running E&E on hopes and prayers

is the speedo with a gun the only vehicle that is like... actually armored and has a actual decent gun ?

[hollow glade]

Well, it’s not exactly armored outside sell missions

Actually unless I’m forgetting like the tier 4 version or something

[still bobcat]

i spilt water in my pc

[storm nimbus]

Sadly it can't be used in most missions nowadays
It was in the past but seems was patched out

[still bobcat]

so its ded

[kindred coral]

how-. . .

[storm nimbus]

There is a joke here about yachts here but I can't make one right now

[kindred coral]

i was thinking abt the uuh... muscle car with the minigun on top... forgot the name...

[hollow glade]

Weaponized tampa

[kindred coral]

but that isnt armored, right ? just have big gun

yeeeah, that

[still bobcat]

i kept it below my desk, this case has outtakes on top, and i didnt realise this desk has a gap in it

[hollow glade]

Uh can’t remember the armor but it’s not exactly a tank

[kindred coral]

insert michael saying "oh no" meme

[kindred coral]

i mean.... if i could do missions/heists setups with it, would already help lol

[hollow glade]

The insurgent pickup custom, menacer, and barrage would be ones with the good miniguns or .50 cal. Insurgent being the best of them

[still bobcat]

so i basically just poured water into the pc

[hollow glade]

Just need another person

[kindred coral]

yeah thats... no bueno... so, everything kaput ?

or was able to save something ?

[hollow glade]

Sure. It just isn’t really meta and ur usually better off using something faster if ur solo

[kindred coral]

and that i do not have

[split moon]

no luck? its dead dead?

[still bobcat]

idk, u shouldn’t try to turn it back on straight away you should leave it dry for 48 hours

else if the gpu is still wet you’ll just fry it, if its not already

[kindred coral]

might just be a dumb idea but... what if you remove the parts for it to dry ? (i am not good with pcs, just an idea lol)

[split moon]

thats true, did you not have any high-prof rubbing alcohol?

[still bobcat]

yea ive taken the gpu out

no i dont have any 99% proof iso

[kindred coral]

i mean... yeah... the main problem is me being low level and heath not being so good

just a few shots and im out

[hollow glade]

Armored kuruma would be the choice then

[still bobcat]

they are in the hottest room in the house rn drying

[hollow glade]

Snacks are ur friend on missions

[still bobcat]

praying its only the gpu i fried

i might die if i have to buy new ram

[kindred coral]

no gun tho, only machine pistol or whatever the name is called

which... doesnt do much damage

[hollow glade]

I mean it’s decent enough

[kindred coral]

sometimes i dont even get the chance to pull up interaction menu when running from the npcs 😭

[hollow glade]

Damage doesn’t matter if ur headshotting

[still bobcat]

i love machine pistol, best way to headshot any helicopters in vehicles

[kindred coral]

oof... ram be expensive nowdays

[hollow glade]

Good thing u don’t need to do that. Just open weapon wheel and snack that way

[kindred coral]

only way i can headshot is if im standing still, outside a vehicle with the zoom

[hollow glade]

If ur on foot. Otherwise u won’t really need to quickly snack in the armored kuruma

[kindred coral]

well yeah, when on foot i use weapon wheel

i just mainly suffer when on vehicle

[hollow glade]

Well you’ll be safe inside, mostly

[kindred coral]

i was using the D5 for missions but R* loves to ruin the fun

[still bobcat]

haha

[hollow glade]

Ur lucky that lasted for as long as it did lmao. It was a long needed change

[kindred coral]

could shoot freely and wouldnt get a single hit on me

[kindred coral]

i was able to use it for a singular day since i created this acc like... 6-ish days ago

or maybe a week now

forgor

[hollow glade]

Nice man

Well armored kuruma it is then

[kindred coral]

im tired of duke o death, so many blind spots... at least you cant get shot from the back but also cant shoot on 80% of the angles 😭

[hollow glade]

Duke o death just simply is not good anymore

Never was better than kuruma outside barely faster top speed

The armor doesn’t make much a difference now

[kindred coral]

it do be free, which.... is a plus for someone starting rn

[hollow glade]

Bati 801 is barely more expensive and virtue can be acquired for free

[kindred coral]

also, on armored kuruma, do i put off road wheels on it ?

[hollow glade]

No ur probably not gonna see the difference on them anyway

[kindred coral]

or better if i keep normal wheels to get more grip on roads

[kindred coral]

i thought the tires from different wheels had different grip tho ?

[hollow glade]

No

[still bobcat]

not grip

[kindred coral]

well, the video could be just lying to me lol

[still bobcat]

just some cars the tires go over curbs smoother

[kindred coral]

no grip simulation in 12 years of the game ? thats interesting

thought they would have that by now, specially after the F1 cars

good to know tho

[still bobcat]

i dont think the duke o death benefits from offroad tires

[kindred coral]

i didnt modify it nor do i intend to modify it cause it would be a waste of money, but i don't think it do

i got 1.5 mil, whatta i do ?

@torpid verge sorry for ping but, i was getting myself confused, i was thinking abt the IBM 5100 "PC", the PC there was for Portable Computer

1975 "laptop"

this good for free roam off road, yes ?

[nova comet]

When im Replay ULP Mission something aint right there no Mansion in there

[still bobcat]

why does your game look like a sernando video

[queen badge]

such a great vehicle imo

one of my favorites. an off road deamon

great in snow too

[kindred coral]

good to know, am gonna buy it

[queen badge]

you should. especially since its on sale

[nova comet]

Im use Nvidia Filter

[fierce mason]

It gonna feel so weird when you know a mansion is meant to be there but when you doing those mission
The mansion doesnt exist in that era XD

Its like doing the humane lab raid and still having the old broken laser and hydra explosive canons
The olds are still there

[nova comet]

Basically we time travel

[tidal yew]

As long as angel exists in mansion the mansion exist

[queen badge]

The best thing is when someone asks for 25% as a cayo grabber and I say 15% 😭😭then they screw up 4 times after lmao

[still bobcat]

If you start one of those missioms does your AI appear in your contacts

[fierce mason]

Dial up havliand
Ah morning sir, I took the liberty of ordering extra champange while I got security to handle the mess.

[tidal yew]

Angel best havliand sucks

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

Everyone agrees that

[teal gale]

is this reward an outfit or a hacker for casino

[trim canyon]

Outfit

[teal gale]

smh i was hyped for a better casino hacker

[fierce mason]

Its tommy verceti

[teal gale]

im gonna do casino with cash and take 1 cart only for career progress now 🥀

[fathom drum]

Assume you already have Avi from doing the signal jammers, on that need to do the playing cards heard it's a free disguise for the big con exit

[teal gale]

what playing cards

[fathom drum]

There's playing cards around the map like the action figures and if you get them all you get an exit disguise you don't have to do the setups for I'm pretty sure anyways

Think it's worse than the noose and firefighter outfit in some way though

[teal gale]

Like the ones in rdr2?

[trim canyon]

All I got was a penthouse decor and an outfit. I don't remember a disguise from collecting those

[knotty briar]

just go out and destroy the jammers to get Avi

[teal gale]

i got avi already

[fathom drum]

I haven't been bothered to go find em yet but I've been told they do high roller disguise I think

[trim canyon]

Oh that outfit is a disguise too? Cool

[fathom drum]

Looking it up, it's apparently just shows up in the final setup board when you're starting the actual heist

[teal gale]

anyone did the tier 4 for casino heist here?

[fathom drum]

Don't really grind casino anymore but if I knew about that I would of got it

[fathom drum]

Think I'm tier 3 except for the hard mode in ten minutes

[teal gale]

ok so u did the steal all variations without being spotted right

[rancid parcel]

Yo

[teal gale]

i dont understand how it works, do i need to escape the casino itself stealthily only or get to the buyer completely undetected?

only missing cash on that

[rancid parcel]

Successfully stealth inside the casino only

Getting wanted outside is inevitable

[teal gale]

Actuallyyyy 🤓

[rancid parcel]

If you can then good for you

[teal gale]

i escaped with heli once by 0.01 chance once

was hiding behind the first jump on the police building

[tidal yew]

I know u hate me bt I need some tips regarding casino. I have this silent n sneaky in hard mode got diamonds soo any ideas

[teal gale]

get 3 people

[tidal yew]

My homies said they can't go till vault always gets caught

[teal gale]

i can send u a video showing how to clear the vaut lobby

[tidal yew]

No hacks right

[teal gale]

Wdym

did u get the lvl 2 clearance card?

[tidal yew]

I got everything

Dm me the video link

I'll look into it

[teal gale]

I'll @ you in it one min

[tidal yew]

Yeh arigato gozaimus

[teal gale]

check media channel

[cunning python]

Not true

Hide your gun and ur gucci

[fierce mason]

I dont have gucci...

[cunning python]

Not untill you leave the swat perimeter will you be caught

[tidal yew]

Go n buy one

[fierce mason]

No
Its too EXPENSIVE

[tidal yew]

Dubai mall has the shop

[rancid parcel]

How else am I going to get to the choppa?

[cunning python]

I'm gonna ignore your bio and say let's run a stealth casino sometime I got one fully set up

[fierce mason]

Very easy
Hand over gun
We fight our way through

[rancid parcel]

Mantrap glitch

[cunning python]

Cap fps

[fierce mason]

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @fierce mason

[rancid parcel]

Plus my hacking is medicore

[cunning python]

That's okay

[rancid parcel]

[cunning python]

That's better than most ppl I play with

[rancid parcel]

There's no escaping you huh?

[cunning python]

Nope

[fierce mason]

He is very good at his job

[cunning python]

Your excuses don't work

[rancid parcel]

Enchanted.

[cunning python]

I woudl have to set it up

But I'll make an exception

[rancid parcel]

Tempting

I'll be gaming tomorrow

[cunning python]

I'll see if our times align

[rancid parcel]

||pls don't align||

[cunning python]

Nothing beats act 3

[rancid parcel]

I'm never coming back there.

[cunning python]

Act 1 with pistols is so stupid

[rancid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969018198508863549/1406116370760077362/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.06.12_-_19.45.26.02.DVR.mp4?ex=693e2deb&is=693cdc6b&hm=04af60c13aa00cbf019db789d5bc926a852f09837b4e45918e2076876f00920c&
No kidding.

Cmm run btw

[lost lily]

greefuh can't use her inside building

[rancid parcel]

Quiet French fries

Dumb game and dumb Rapid fire shenanigans

[lost lily]

but why are u doing pistol only in cmm

[teal gale]

how does yung ancestor entrance work

[lost lily]

just take main entrance and go to agatha's office

[teal gale]

im trying to get the award

[nova comet]

Should im activate Vsync to prevent Mantrap Bug ?

[spice inlet]

What does it mean by only 'vehicles'?

Isn't every form of transport a vehicle

[ionic solar]

anyone else get a 2min stuck in cutscene at the FIB interrogation room for avi finale mission?

can get elite done in the 8mins but just wondering if there's a way to remove that stuck crap

[spice inlet]

No idea, I haven't even touched the missions yet.

But I saw many other players facing the same issue

[ionic solar]

[spice inlet]

How do I find out the creation date of my GTA Online character

[trim canyon]

Stats

[spice inlet]

Can't check it from the social club website?

[trim canyon]

Idk

[spice inlet]

Np, thanks though

[trim canyon]

Np

[spice inlet]

Ok found it on the website under "stats"

[trim canyon]

Thx

[spiral lichen]

guys

is it worth doing career missions

also

do i have to redo cayo heist to do the career stuff

[tidal yew]

If you're jobless

[spiral lichen]

yeah pffft forget that am i right

[rancid parcel]

If youre bored of the grind or reached the endgame yes

[spiral lichen]

ahh okay

i will probs grind first

i wanan get everything on my pc acc

[alpine basin]

I got all 36 career progress T4's and I have a job, big news

[tidal yew]

I was i am and I will be always suspicious of you wallieee

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

noice

[tidal yew]

Carrier progression eh

[west stirrup]

Mansion dlc motivated me

[tidal yew]

Ohh good luck

[twin drum]

god how i wish people wouldnt just fucking sit around registered as ceos and mcs while doing absolutely nothing

just hogging the slots from people who actually want to play missions or do businesses

[pastel spire]

Sup

[flint flower]

CEO for BST, MC for quick bike spawn

[twin drum]

i really dont give a shit about your cringe pvp meta

[flint flower]

Neither do the people who are hogging the positions

And with that, I say join another session

[rancid parcel]

Too difficult in the late 2025

Public session is the only existing place to play gta

[tame holly]

Does this still works ?

[west stirrup]

She ain't helping

[flint flower]

That Daddy and Mommy get old pretty quick

[cunning python]

Og best ai

[tidal yew]

Can't disagree

[spiral lichen]

literally like wtf r they doing

[spiral lichen]

real lol

it takes 2 seconds

[tidal yew]

Shouldn't angel be calling u "mommy" instead of "daddy"

[spice inlet]

Nah that line starting with "Daddy" makes the whole situation so non-serious!

[tame holly]

Haviland better

[spiral lichen]

but i never play in public anyway so