gta-online-mk2

[kindred coral]

only explanation to how we are still alive today without eating and barely drinking something other than booze

[radiant loom]

I'll play the Avi missions too if I have time

I wanna see Michael

[whole spruce]

my character being stuffed with meteorites

[nocturne fossil]

can we replay that micheal mission?

i wanna replay it so bad

[radiant loom]

I don't know

Perhaps?

[kindred coral]

but we dont take our time to do the animation, most times we just do it through the weapon wheel

[still bobcat]

once you get a call yes

[nocturne fossil]

how to replay

[still bobcat]

wait for a call

[nocturne fossil]

no i finished it

[still bobcat]

||mr faber calls you after home sweet home||

[nocturne fossil]

and then what

[still bobcat]

you can replay it

my longfin disappeared

wtf

[kindred coral]

i hate that dude since the first time i saw him

thank you, lester

lol

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt think about faber much until i saw him come out of the bathroom in speedos

[radiant loom]

Chat do you think we can get Trevor back for the final DLC

Like y'all think Steven Ogg would be down if rockstar pays him enough

[still bobcat]

probably not

[kindred coral]

Steven is very in his own bubble

specially after GTA came out, alot happened

and if im not wrong, he lost his father not long ago

[nocturne fossil]

i think he dropped his pride a bit but still wont come

he still talks to fans and the other vc actors somewhat

[whole spruce]

they attended an event recently

the main character VAs

[nocturne fossil]

i saw some pictures yeah

[radiant loom]

Yeah and I heard Nico Belics VA was there too

I thought man's got beef with rockstar

[nocturne fossil]

thats what i based it off of

[still bobcat]

ffs rockstar

why does the longfin despawn

[nocturne fossil]

dont tell me this a new bug

[whole spruce]

didn't happen to me so far

[still bobcat]

has the longfin ever despawned before?

[nocturne fossil]

if u drove a different vehicle yeah

in this case the forklift

[still bobcat]

the forklift

why

fuck you cockstar

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i dont bother taking loot up from the hangar

[radiant loom]

That can't be it

[nocturne fossil]

oh it is

there is no other reason

solo

[still bobcat]

wait its storming

my first storming longfin

this looks so good on pc enhanced

[kindred coral]

storming cayo is interesting

[still bobcat]

thank god the longfin is still here this time

[viscid belfry]

[still bobcat]

finally

grand theft auto

absolute sinsimito

[nocturne fossil]

maybe if they dont give a bounty for stealing traffic car it would worth celebrating for

[nocturne fossil]

atleast dont give me a bounty when i kill the owner

[still bobcat]

damn your mansion doesnt appear in the cayo heist finale screen very long

but it does appear

[kindred coral]

not me messing up the cayo with the person im with 💔

[trim lotus]

why cant i stream gta in a call with my friend

[nocturne fossil]

are u calling privatly?

[still bobcat]

Walked to my mansion <3

[trim lotus]

yes its a dm call

[nocturne fossil]

ur trying to stream in that call yeah?

[trim lotus]

yes

its jsut grey

[still bobcat]

oh like a dark grey screen only?

that happened with me today

[nocturne fossil]

try using a different mode

[still bobcat]

both restart your discord client

ctrl r

[nocturne fossil]

like if ur in fullscreen use borderless ingame or stream ur whole computer

[nocturne fossil]

try this

[still bobcat]

It looks like this, yea?

[trim lotus]

Yes

[still bobcat]

Yea both restart your clients

Ctrl R

[trim lotus]

Now discord is just grey

[still bobcat]

Go into here and quit discord

[trim lotus]

thank u

[bronze sail]

dropping 5.5m on a car feels ungodly

[twin drum]

i dont think this is how you use those

[still bobcat]

This is crazy I've barely lifted a finger

[twin drum]

7 dollars

[still bobcat]

Worth like $2,000,000 already

[twin drum]

wut

84 across 5 warehouses crates aint worth 2 mil

[still bobcat]

$250k+$250k+$250k+$250k+$500k + sell bonus?

I think $2mil is low balling it

[twin drum]

crates dont work like that

[still bobcat]

Wut

[twin drum]

their value goes up if you sell more at once, only a FULL warehouse gets 20k per crate

[twin drum]

these with like 15 each will be way lower

did i miss something

do you have special items in there

[still bobcat]

Only the $500k one

[twin drum]

wack

[still bobcat]

2 special items in there

the walker & sons warehouse staff are just goated like that apparently

111 crates is $2.2mil, $250k for 17 crates is just like that

[twin drum]

17 crates at "full" value would only be 340k i just expected the low stock price to be way lower per unit

[twin drum]

i believe you dw

just did not expect that

[still bobcat]

It's not bad, I think I've spent $560,000 on them

[kindred coral]

i am so buns at this game lol

just failed cayo like 5 times with the person i was with lol

[hollow owl]

Can I sit in the crate

[kindred coral]

if that crate has a inside size of 5'0 then i can sit inside

[still bobcat]

yes i will get a lot of money for u

anyone have a guide of what sell missions lose or dont lose product if you forcequit the game?

[still bobcat]

also when did the Value: inside the mc businesses and bunkers break

[nocturne fossil]

oh its already here

i dont have to wait for a call since i did it yesterday

[still bobcat]

wtf why did it remove me as a mc

now theres 10 ceos

[still bobcat]

When did this break?

[untold dock]

ages ago

[still bobcat]

fair

[untold dock]

ls drug wars maybe?

[twin drum]

...did

did this update break looping horns?

why does it just stop

no it's not the phone call

[still bobcat]

i think tonys limo does that?

try PV

[broken musk]

[twin drum]

i dont have any PVs with looping horns

tonys horn definitely used to loop properly

[still bobcat]

was the green insurgent bunker sale mission you had to drop off all three before Merriweather would come

[untold dock]

yes

[still bobcat]

Rockstar fucking hate Solo players

[kindred coral]

remind me of never asking for someone's help again for cayo... cause I've been making this dude waste so much time with me lol

might as well give him full cut cause he's sticking with me

[kindred coral]

oooo, slamvan

[broken musk]

Yes

[still bobcat]

GCTF?

[broken musk]

My lawyers have advised me not to answer that

[bronze sail]

finally bothered to give the cayo guards explosive diarrhea

[still bobcat]

You would have just said no

[broken musk]

Yes I 100% won both my slamvans (even the modded one) from the casino podium wheel and anyone who says anything else is fake news

[still bobcat]

some snot on a mark two tried blowing up my insurgent sell vehicle

[twin drum]

name a more iconic duo

[still bobcat]

he shot four missiles at my vehicle before I started to shoot back with a micro SMG and I guess he’s attention span is that bad that he just left

look where pavel just delivered my Sparrow to...

isn’t the idea it spawns next to u

[nova comet]

Yup security mansion its work

[broken musk]

Finally

But now I’m paying multiple security teams ffs

[nova comet]

You mean you own all mansion ?

[broken musk]

Yes

But I mean I’m also paying for my MC businesses security too

[nova comet]

True

But im only own 2 mansion

[broken musk]

Buy the other

[still bobcat]

Does it actually raise the weekly costs?

[nova comet]

Villa and nearby Vinewood bowl

[broken musk]

I wouldn’t notice either way

[still bobcat]

Else its a one time payment

[broken musk]

I feel like I have to pay for their salary

Even if it’s for a couple dollars

But idk maybe it is a one time purchase

Yes they do increase your daily fees

ima just use this

[still bobcat]

wow im shocked

i actually sold a full bunker solo

and only 2 lagswitch oppresor mk2s came after me

[broken musk]

W

Mk2s had their flare capacity nerfed in this update too

Kinda funny they did that and then put one on sale in the vinewood club

[fast bridge]

Somehow Meth is 2X

[nova comet]

Im update my new Driveway car

Remember these two

turned this, Bratva style.Schafter V12 Equip with Missile Lock on Jammer

[broken musk]

Cool

[nocturne fossil]

Cool

[kindred coral]

Cool

[nova comet]

Dh7 ironmule have missile lock on jammer ?

[kindred coral]

idk, i dont have it

[nova comet]

Ok

[split moon]

yes

[gray parcel]

it does now, yeah

[nova comet]

Thank god

[kindred coral]

goes to story mode
traffic jam
just like here, home sweet home

[still bobcat]

got my nightclub back up to max pop.

gotta have a macbeth

OOPS

wrong channel mods 😂

we're watching the game awards

wtf

max document forgery is $157,500?

it cost me $75000 x 2 to supply

[covert atlas]

Yeah it’s straight ass

[still bobcat]

no wonder it had $400,000 total sell before i traded it in

and a griefer blew up the 4th bagger

so i lost money

[nocturne fossil]

the price of gamble

[rancid parcel]

Level 1000 selling Doc Forgery in late 2025

[bronze sail]

how long is the chips cooldown in casino

[still bobcat]

haha, i just set them up in the new locations

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason have you tried doin yoga on ur mansion with Angel as AI

[trim lotus]

does the avi speedrun 60 minutes thing have to be on hard

or any difficulty

doesnt specify

[kindred coral]

. . . great, now i need to buy a mansion with angel and do yoga on it

[tidal yew]

[kindred coral]

also, @alpine basin sorry for ping but you do have the Keitora right ? do you also got the Astrale ?

[alpine basin]

I have all of them but they cannot be sold

[kindred coral]

shit

nvm then

[alpine basin]

I got the luiva and the FMJ MKV (modded and stock versions)

but who doesn't have those two, its so easy to get

[kindred coral]

i mean... i dont got those cause GTA+ blocked here in Brazil

i remember you saying something abt the Knoway car

[alpine basin]

that one cannot be sold no matter what for now, its not apart of drip feed and isn't supposed to be ownable

[kindred coral]

[alpine basin]

but I can sell the FMJ and Luiva if you want

[kindred coral]

too expensive, dont got enough

i took so long to do the cayo with the guy i was with that i decided to give him max percentage cause he actually was with me lol

took like... 1 hour and some mins

i might do the hotring races

cause on 3x for money and rp

cause meth lab expensive

and annoying solo

i completely missed the opportunity to actually make money

[covert atlas]

Meth Lab is pretty good with the 2x pay and if you boost it via Mansion

[kindred coral]

dont got it :D

[covert atlas]

But the sell missions can still be annoying. Lobby hopping is also annoying

[covert atlas]

Get it‼️

[kindred coral]

its not like im going to get 15 mil in a few hrs 💀

[still bobcat]

Challenge Complete!

[kindred coral]

would take me either a week or a month to get 15 mil

[covert atlas]

Not with that attitude

[kindred coral]

theres literally nothing that i can do to get 15 mil fast

[still bobcat]

you can get 15mil in a day in the future when u have everything locked

[kindred coral]

in the future

which is like... next update

i am already slow in the game lol

[fast bridge]

[kindred coral]

im in Brazil, i am not paying 700 bucks for a stupid shark card to waste it in 2 seconds

[kindred coral]

not as bad as 700 bucks but still, that is a stab in the stomach

[steep ether]

There's always replay glitches if you don't mind

[steep ether]

Absurdo mesmo

[kindred coral]

gotta install a file for that on pc

[steep ether]

@lucid lake DUDE

ACE COMBAT 8

[gray parcel]

auto hotkey is pretty sweet for all sorts of things

[viscid belfry]

Woah woah woah wait just a minute

How tf do some people have straight up gold bars in their mansion safe???

[west stirrup]

Big money

[viscid belfry]

Like a billion?

[west stirrup]

Uhh

[viscid belfry]

How does one get diamonds then?

Trillionaires?

[lament wasp]

im sitting on 250m

that should be enough till 6

[viscid belfry]

I have more than that and I don’t even have full gold bars

What the shit ass

[lament wasp]

gold bars?

[tidal yew]

U guys r getting gold bars?!?!

[alpine basin]

You only need to have above 15m in order to have gold appear in your vault

[viscid belfry]

I have way more than that and I don't have full gold bars though

[alpine basin]

I assume you bank your money? I don't personally

every nickel and dime I have is in cash in my wallet, as bank can have a few issues

[viscid belfry]

you have nothing but full gold bars in your mansion vault?

[alpine basin]

I have an unreasonable amount of money so yea

[viscid belfry]

let me see

[alpine basin]

Wheres the moaning in the text message

[still bobcat]

Exactly

[viscid belfry]

Mommy?

[kindred coral]

no moaning ? no "daddy" ?!

what did you do to Angel ?

[tidal yew]

Do u have gold bars in ur safe at mansion?! Or diamonds

[kindred coral]

bro deactivated ✨ freaky ✨ mode

[viscid belfry]

Jarvis

activate freak mode

[kindred coral]

auto what now-

[kindred coral]

why do i see that stupid roblox smug when i read that ?

[alpine basin]

Even better, I have an Alpha Z1 in my vault

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

wym bud?

[kindred coral]

this lol

[tidal yew]

That's not true

[kindred coral]

i just remembered abt that cause i have a cousin that have this stupid mug

[alpine basin]

are you positive thats not true, like 100%

[viscid belfry]

look

I'm assuming it's over a billion where you get straight up gold bars

[lament wasp]

i dont get it, whats the big deal here??????

[tidal yew]

Nah only like 0.00000001% .
Caz i know you're wallie u can do anything

[viscid belfry]

gold

[lament wasp]

yeah and?

its pure aesthetics right?

[cunning python]

If you ever change your mind we can do a run on discord!

[viscid belfry]

I'm trying to figure out how people have just gold in their vaults

[lament wasp]

havent even looked in mine

[rancid parcel]

[viscid belfry]

daum

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

well I guess I gotta get to a billion

[tidal yew]

Where is you're mansion

[viscid belfry]

this isn't how mine looks (yet)

[tidal yew]

Ohhh good luck

Making it one

[still bobcat]

half my meth got griefed

[viscid belfry]

Arigato

[viscid belfry]

orb them

[still bobcat]

no then i'd lose all of my money instead of half

[tidal yew]

Irasshaimase

[nocturne fossil]

is there any possible way to get a hold of the deity that comes with the mansion?

unble to kill the invisible driver xd

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Cant exactly try that if i am retired

Now i actually have storage for other shit instead 1/4 being covered by gta

[still bobcat]

another griefer

MC businesses are dogshit

[rancid parcel]

New Heist leak everybody

We are robbing HSWMoose mansion

[covert atlas]

I love buying supplies and not having them actually get delivered until 40 minutes later

[alpine basin]

Yours get delivered?

[still bobcat]

the level 20: you guys are buying supplies?

[covert atlas]

I know, it’s a Christmas miracle

[alpine basin]

Hook me up with whatever presents you are getting man

[covert atlas]

I got it within 40 minute as opposed to 2 hours cause I’ve been on the Nice List

One of the main reasons I just don’t touch passive businesses anymore aside from NC cause of shit like that.

[still bobcat]

1/5th bunker and acid lab is too good to pass up

and the rest of my mc business goods got griefed

ffs

are we sure this yoga thing is 60 minutes

i did it before i started my first sell and its been 3 sell missions and im still fast

[dense cliff]

I've heard someone say it last the whole session

[still bobcat]

oh shit hype

[dense cliff]

Until u change session

[still bobcat]

i got the new getaway driver thing

[split moon]

the what thing

[split moon]

the hUH

[still bobcat]

speed boost for yoga

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

new random encounter

[split moon]

man, there is so much I haven't discovered yet

[tidal yew]

Ehhhhhhhh retiring so soon?!?!?

[split moon]

how much of a speed boost is it

ik the bench press is supposed to give a strength boost but it seemed to wear off after like 3 seconds. or the visual effect did anyways

[still bobcat]

GTA$25000

You'll know it when it happens because there's an alarm going off in the building the robber is robbing

[covert atlas]

Too lazy to test this out but I’ve heard activating Out of Sight via Imani permanently hides MC cargo even if you leave the radius

Not sure if it’s intended or a bug or if it’s new/old, idk

[still bobcat]

another lagswitch griefer

[split moon]

ew

run em over with the apc

[still bobcat]

thats the 3rd one in like 2 hours

[covert atlas]

Use the Zhaba

[still bobcat]

no i just wanna play the game

ffs he's still after me

[hollow glade]

Ah yes. The mighty Zhaba

[merry marsh]

yikes 500gb in 2025 😔

[still bobcat]

wait what

[split moon]

[hollow glade]

[split moon]

interesting vehicle workshop you got there

how much did that upgrade cost

[covert atlas]

It’s beautiful

[hollow glade]

Thanks man. Free upgrades and drinks

[still bobcat]

free upgrades?

[covert atlas]

Rockstar could do the funniest thing ever next DLC and let people apply Benny/F1 wheels to all cars in LS customs

[hollow glade]

Issa joke

That only happened when I tried upgrading the Zhaba, none of the other funny vehicles did

[still bobcat]

how does the 60 minutes of knoway work

is it 60 minutes on in mission time

or do i also have to speedrun flying to each payphone

[sleek prism]

Yes

[still bobcat]

thx

[sleek prism]

Same thing with ogfa and cluckin bell

[still bobcat]

ogfa?

[sleek prism]

Oscar Guzman Flies Again

[still bobcat]

👍

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

[vocal geode]

How u doin

[sleek prism]

Good, grinding KnoWay Out for Career Prog

[blissful urchin]

I just realized I can own all 3 mansions....

think about the garage space

[sleek prism]

60 cars yea

[knotty briar]

Honestly there isn’t enough cars in the game that I want to fill up the 60 spaces

[still bobcat]

LMFAO

Me and some random started a bunker sell at the same time

I was trying to get into his Insurgent Pick-Up

[vocal geode]

Damnn man

[vocal geode]

Lmao

[thick rose]

Idk why NPC say out of towner

Bitch I been living here for 5 years

I basically kos any npc that said that

[sleek prism]

Not bad actually, 5 missions give you over 550k

• earn 5,000,000
• under 60 min
• all missions on hard
• no snacks or armor

[still bobcat]

Yea haha, I have a habit of leaving the phone call up for sell missions up because the vehicle cargo call gives you a few extra seconds before it pings you to players

[sleek prism]

Fr, I was planning to sell so much cars I would fit all my faves in 1 mansion

[viscid belfry]

that ain't mine bruh

[still bobcat]

Did you guys see that if it's your creators creation date the mansion is fill with party supplies and happy birthday banners?

[viscid belfry]

imagine you could rob other players mansion?

[still bobcat]

So I suppose that does mean the characters birthday is your creation date, we sorta already had that hinted at it with the party hats

Credit: @Buckacherz

Mine is 17th of April

[cunning python]

Money count?

[still bobcat]

damn i guess im getting a 1bil in bank then

im returning this fucking controller

[sleek prism]

Yes #gta-online-mk2 message

[cunning python]

I know it's based on that I just wanted to know what his is

[viscid belfry]

1 billion

[still bobcat]

^

[viscid belfry]

thats apparently how much you need for full gold

[still bobcat]

guess im grinding for a billion

[viscid belfry]

same, but I've been grinding for 1 bil for a while now

almost there

[still bobcat]

mr rubio going to go missing

only $687 mil to go

[viscid belfry]

I couldve gotten to 1 bil a while ago but I didn't want to grind myself to death

and I still want to enjoy the game

[still bobcat]

the angry blonde columbian is just going to get even more angry

[tidal yew]

See that's the main motto

[still bobcat]

the grind is the enjoyable part

[tidal yew]

Ehhh no

[viscid belfry]

not when you run Cayo like 1000 times back to back

[still bobcat]

watch me

[viscid belfry]

you'll eventually get bored since it gets too repetetive

[still bobcat]

the 1000 d-day to 1000 cayo pipeline

[viscid belfry]

you gotta have some variety ya know

[still bobcat]

thats the nightclub, 1/5th bunker and acid sell missions

meth this week too, seems good

[viscid belfry]

so you can do like Cayo, Casino, and sell your poducts

[still bobcat]

even with the crap sell missions from mc businesses

[viscid belfry]

those are ones I never touch

I feel they arent worth the time and every time I would become an mc president Id get raided so frequently

[still bobcat]

~$1m - $150k for meth this week seems work the hassle

no raids now

[viscid belfry]

true

[viscid belfry]

wait you can get 1 mil with meth this week

[still bobcat]

it was $850k before bonuses

like public playercount %

[viscid belfry]

nice

[still bobcat]

and yesterday i actived the AI boost on acid, and you can't do it twice in a row, so i chose meth

[viscid belfry]

I also tend to do a lot of things that you can do solo since I play by myself a lot of the time

[still bobcat]

even though normally the meta is probably acid/bunker

last night mutt was cranking out $2100 worth of acid every 16 seconds with the AI + eyedropper

[viscid belfry]

I typically sell acid and nightclub

[still bobcat]

why not bunker

1/5th a bunker

[viscid belfry]

if I have people, I'll sell my bunker

[still bobcat]

1/5th a bunker is solo

[viscid belfry]

I think I tried that a few times to get only one vehicle and I felt likeI wasn't making as much monney

so its like you only do one resupply and sell right?

[still bobcat]

$75,000 supplies
$210,000 sell mission + playercount % = $300,000~
It's about $200,000 profit every 2.5 hours
For like a 3-11 minute mission, rather do that then a headhunter or sightseer for $21k

But with the AI boost swapping between acid/bunker it's probably going to be better than that now

[viscid belfry]

not too bad

[still bobcat]

I've got the farmhouse bunker so rolling the phantom wedge sell can be very quick

[viscid belfry]

and then I'll sell nightclub when south american imports, pharm research and cash creation are full

[still bobcat]

I sell when Tony texts me the first is full

But I don't like bline to the nightclub or anything

[viscid belfry]

my bunker is by that one bridge near sandy shores

[fossil dagger]

Scary character

[viscid belfry]

I forgot what its called

[fossil dagger]

here again

[still bobcat]

He is not scary

[kindred coral]

bro just happy to exist

[still bobcat]

bearer bonds

[kindred coral]

sad

[still bobcat]

i got pink diamond before the dlc

[kindred coral]

never even saw pink diamond

[tidal yew]

Though looks like he knows something abt us

[kindred coral]

if i see something else than tequila or bearer bonds i will be impressed

[still bobcat]

He doesn't but he's probably happy to know he knows somebody who does

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

Lol wtf

I did the cutscene to fly back to LS from Cayo Perico and the map looked like shit and crashed

[tidal yew]

Yeh rubio had enough of you

[still bobcat]

He heard rumours that I wanted a billion dollars so he deepfried Los Santos and crashed me

wtffff

[tidal yew]

I told ya he saw u n thought u know something or gonna do something

[still bobcat]

????

[tidal yew]

Lol

[still bobcat]

wtf do I do

Are you joking

Now it's not in hard mode and I have to pay for another $100,000 setup

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

Yea fuck that Rockstar Support is giving me $150,000

[tidal yew]

Good luck

[still bobcat]

I've never had them deny me

Have received like $30mil from support

Yooooo, Pavel just said Jodi sends her regards when I sat down to move the Kosatka

I didn't know they added lines in that update

[split moon]

Oh yeah honestly I never wait for his message I set an actual timer / reminder

too often he just wont notify at all

[still bobcat]

The 2nd text messages for the 2nd maxed goods isn't too far after either

[tidal yew]

So u got ur 150k?!

[still bobcat]

What?

I'm talking about Gay Tony sending you a 2nd text message that ur nightclub hoods is fulkl

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

The AI Production Boost cuts the production speed down by 2/3rd for those that don't know

So when I was talking about the Bunker sell being 2.5 hours for $200k~ profit public lobby that's every 40 minutes now

And you'd swap it between your Acid Lab, 4 hours = $380k~ profit public lobby is 1.33 hours

[covert atlas]

This fuck ass game

My 3rd boat got blown up like 10 seconds later too by a level 40

[still bobcat]

Wow I only got 3 cash secondary after fuck ass game crashed

[split moon]

oof

[covert atlas]

Still made over 900K but man

First and last Meth sale I’m doing

[still bobcat]

Oh shit what is this

Damn

If you're solo and u have a cayo cooldown I still think the meth is worthwhile this week

[radiant loom]

Ayo chat
It's Friday then

[still bobcat]

Damn I can’t go into a D-Day anymore whilst eating dinner

[viscid belfry]

is this real?

[still bobcat]

[viscid belfry]

apparently it was cut content from the new update

[still bobcat]

What could have been

[covert atlas]

On Humane Labs finale and Gunner and other Ground Target are fighting over the passenger seat

I’ve missed this heist

[pastel spire]

these mfs really get stuck anywhere

[pastel spire]

mine exploded before i got out🥲

[viscid belfry]

skill issue

[tidal yew]

[spice inlet]

hes goin to Leonida!

we'll meet him in GTA VI

[viscid belfry]

perjaps

[still bobcat]

mayhaps

[spice inlet]

mayhem

[viscid belfry]

yo can anyone help me sell my bunker per chance?

[spice inlet]

not home rn else I would've

[still bobcat]

kinda wish you could call angel to fast travel

im just finding a new session to get to the fast travel

[fossil dagger]

sell missions in the big 2025 👀

what are we doing

[spice inlet]

that would be overkill

[still bobcat]

?

sell missions are meta what are you talking about

[spice inlet]

^

[viscid belfry]

or you can job warp

[still bobcat]

they removed job warp

[viscid belfry]

nope

it just takes a bit longer

it takes about 20 seconds

[covert atlas]

I also love when the game decides to just randomly do this

[still bobcat]

sure but who's waiting 30 seconds for it to gllitch out when it takes 12 seconds to find a new invite only and then i have angel fast travel to anything

[spice inlet]

travelling to ur mansio and then fast-travelling to any business is still faster

imo

[viscid belfry]

my mansion is out there bruh

its not near the city

[still bobcat]

this is so annoying and they need to increase the amount of ceos from 10

[tidal yew]

Yeh always had to change session of that thing to work

[spice inlet]

well its a you problem then

[covert atlas]

Yeah hopefully GTA 6 takes a better route

[still bobcat]

every session has 10 ceos because everything is walled behind ceo/mc

[spice inlet]

u got the tongva hills one?

[still bobcat]

like the chance of finding a 25+ lobby with less than 10 ceos at this point is just so low

[viscid belfry]

Devon Weston's, ye

[spice inlet]

damn

[viscid belfry]

I mean where else can you get a view like this?

[still bobcat]

get all 3 so its not a hassle

[viscid belfry]

I will at some point

[spice inlet]

Beautiful

[fierce mason]

Yes

[still bobcat]

selling cocaine, just got D-Day PTSD

[fossil dagger]

Tryhards would celebrate

[still bobcat]

maybe just for solo invite onlys then

just feels silly to force a save and then find a new invite only lobby to TP to masion and then angel TP elsewhere

[viscid belfry]

someone got a bunny in their pool

[open vigil]

I think I’m done with GTA online now

Finally finished exporting 1000 exotic exports this morning

[still bobcat]

YOOOOOOOO

[still bobcat]

how do you sell vehicles to brucie

[open vigil]

It’s the exotic exports list that is within the auto shop

You get 10 cars every day to export to the dock

To get this text message, you have to export 1000

So about 100 IRL days of getting 10 cars a day

[plucky burrow]

Omg another rusty tractor owner

[still bobcat]

oh is that the cars u gotta deliver to the docks?

[plucky burrow]

[open vigil]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

This why I stopped playing gta

Too many sweats

[open vigil]

I did this on console as well, so no macro auto player 😅

[still bobcat]

is there a way to check how many yoouve already done?

[open vigil]

You can check on your social club account if you compare your statistics to somebody else

It’s very weird, but it works

[still bobcat]

ok lets see

[young copper]

@plucky burrow omg Jack

[plucky burrow]

Go play mgrr

[young copper]

whats that

[plucky burrow]

Nongta game

[young copper]

you can say it

[plucky burrow]

Sorry I break rule

[young copper]

no ban

just say the name

[pastel spire]

get banned

[still bobcat]

its not Cars Exported right? That's simeon

[open vigil]

That’s Simeon, yes

[fossil dagger]

Sleep

[pastel spire]

are u always here

[pastel spire]

i just woke up

[fossil dagger]

yeah but you're tired

[still bobcat]

im australian

[fossil dagger]

Sleep

[pastel spire]

bro is psychic

[still bobcat]

so you saw me at like 7am and now saw me at 7pm

[fossil dagger]

Damn

i was sleeping and bro still here

[pastel spire]

lotta aussies on discord

[plucky burrow]

Crime bago

[still bobcat]

where is the exotics bit then

[pastel spire]

no

[open vigil]

It’ll look like this, I don’t have a pc so my friend would check for me who also has 1000

So I guess in the awards section

[still bobcat]

oh i see

100% zoom on 1440p those categories are tiny

[sleek prism]

what are those numbers

[still bobcat]

Special Delivery? nvm

[sleek prism]

👀 amount of them?

[open vigil]

It’s within the Los santos tuners award section iirc

[still bobcat]

Car Exporter, I see, once you get the Platinum 100/100 it doesn't appear in-game

I've done 59 without even thinking about 1000 is the completionist vibes

[open vigil]

Are you comparing the stats to someone else? Since that’s how you see exactly how many you exported

Dw

[sleek prism]

Kinda weird you cant see it normally

[open vigil]

Ikr

My last car was the F620

[still bobcat]

You don't have to compare

But clicking the compare button does move you to that part of the website

[tame holly]

update : turns out the wr is from the overall class so its hsw hakuchou...
At least i found a race where i'm only 2.5s off wr on my one clean run with no crashes

[still bobcat]

Kinda weird that you have to have a friend with a public profile to change it to a horizontal list instead of the grid

[tame holly]

(wr is a 1:15.8)

[pastel spire]

so what are the possibilities with this mission creator

[green fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/texfunz2/status/1999277691695169550

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Thursday's background update
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FxTwitter · Dec 12, 2025, 12:38 AM

[tame holly]

so nothing about the chopper gm glitch ? Although that was a very recent find

[sleek prism]

@fair crater

[pastel spire]

what’s the garment factory no ragdoll glitch

[still bobcat]

im guessing you mean how did you do it

because no ragdoll means like when you're the beast and your falling animation is just flailing your hands for a bit and landing

[sleek prism]

trying to do KnoWay Out under 60min.. first mission took 12min..

am I cooked

[still bobcat]

Thanks for this, you can check how many clankers you've blown up too past 20

[open vigil]

Haha cool

[pastel spire]

filthy clankers

[still bobcat]

hell yea

bahaha i wish i had a recording of what happened after this

[split moon]

cease your degeneracy at once

[still bobcat]

i did it accidentally

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

i dont know how to do it on purpose

[split moon]

I didnt even own a mk2 until the mansion update

and I only bought it for the sake of buying it

[still bobcat]

but after i took the screenshot i tabbed back in, flew it backwards, and flung off it 100m metres into the air

[split moon]

LOL

[still bobcat]

i bought it on release day and only use it for grinding

[tame holly]

mine is only used when there are collectibles

otherwise ? Its getting dust

[still bobcat]

just spilt water on my pc

gg

[heady grove]

rip

[still bobcat]

theres water on my graphics card

[heady grove]

put it in the oven to dry it

[still bobcat]

i think the graphics card died immediately

[viscid belfry]

bruh

[hollow owl]

I did it first try and I even failed Trash Talking as I wanted to go full stealth and failed at the first site so I restarted that mission and still got it

[versed lintel]

The second pick up site stealth is quite tough

[fair crater]

[tidal yew]

The undead returns

[still bobcat]

well if its fucked im going to miss the snow

[viscid belfry]

tf

[still bobcat]

and probably 2-3 months if its only the GPU that died

[nova comet]

Bruh

How the tf fit inside that mansion

[viscid belfry]

idk bruh

shits so scuffed

it glitched to the top level rn

[spice inlet]

Uhmm guys

where can I see those world records leaderboards?

[spice inlet]

yo how did u get that fib jacket

[tame holly]

go into the race, press r1/lb (don't know the keybind on keyboard)

on the lobby screen

[spice inlet]

cool, ty

[spice inlet]

ahh, nice

[spice inlet]

so like I just need to enter that leaderboard and that's it? Or I have to climb all the way upto the 1st spot?

[hollow owl]

Still have 2.5 mill to go but it will go quicker now i know what the payouts are for all difficulties

[tame holly]

enter leadeboard and wait for it to laod

[spice inlet]

yes I need that world record trophy!

[tame holly]

but since u are on pc, its very likely hacked times at the top...

[hollow owl]

I have the WR trophy

[spice inlet]

ughh the nasty hackers again.......

[hollow owl]

Got it from a LSCM Drift race somehow

[spice inlet]

for?

what's the easiest WR to achieve?

[tame holly]

i did find a somewhat doable race for it, only 2.5 seconds off

[hollow owl]

.

[spice inlet]

fair

thought so

[hollow owl]

I just got it randomly

[tame holly]

and only one clean run as well

[hollow owl]

Idk why or how

I was just playing for fun

[spice inlet]

I see

drifting is what I'm pretty good at so I guess I'll give that a try

[sleek prism]

just in case did it on easy

[hollow owl]

I did the drift race by the freakshop area and mission row

[spice inlet]

I see what you're talking about.

[spice inlet]

does this mean we have to complete all 5 missions under 60 mins?

[hollow owl]

Rlly dumb you can do all the follow up missions on easy and then do the finale on hard for the 525k

[sleek prism]

yes

[hollow owl]

It's easy icl

I failed during trash talk, restated it and still got it

First go

[spice inlet]

oh yeah, I haven't done em so far but I'm sure they aren't any difficult

[hollow owl]

The only thing I would say that is a bit difficult is the no snacks and armour if ur doing solo

And the elite Challenge

[tame holly]

but u still need multiple runs for the t4 anyway... so it doesn't really matter

[spice inlet]

I see.

Do we get a trophy for compelting T4 of Knoway?

[tame holly]

a plaque

[hollow owl]

No, we get a plaque for the wall though

[tame holly]

like every other t4

[spice inlet]

ah nice

[sleek prism]

Yeah it works. If you spent like 5 min when failed and restarted mission, 5min deleted from timer

[hollow owl]

What

Dumb

Never knew that

[spice inlet]

So if you restart a mission the timer would reset?

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[spice inlet]

so we can fail multiple times

[tame holly]

and somehow i still didn't get the sub 60 on my first try... well i did went slower cuz i was going for no snacks and armor as well

[spice inlet]

thanks a bunch it'll be a lot easier for me now lol. Ofc I will try not to fail to save time

not wasting time on ts

[sleek prism]

Iirc I was doing ogfa under 60min and watched GTA Series vid where he said restart the mission if you die

[tame holly]

tbf it does seem like one of the easier t4 ngl

[spice inlet]

ogfa?

[sleek prism]

Oscar Guzman Flies Again

[spice inlet]

true

oh

still dont get the reference cuz I haven't touched oscar guzman yet since I bought the mckenzie hangar

[sleek prism]

same

and good it counts if you die

using checkpoint doesnt fail it

[spice inlet]

im pretty sure your trophy room is filled with plaques and trophies @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

I wish there is more spots than 5 for trophies and 8 for plagues..

I have like 23 plagues

[spice inlet]

damn

which plaque is the hardest

[split moon]

wth

how did you manage that

[tame holly]

so the hardest t4 ? from objective alone, i'd say nightclub since its incredibly boring or doomsday since it requires some cmm o be done

[split moon]

im like, way late but remove all power to the system, remove the graphics card, clean with rubbing alcohol (>= 90%) and let air dry overnight

[spice inlet]

I will go and attempt cmm with my crew boys, some solid boys, at some point during vacations or something

we ought to get that CMM

[viscid belfry]

did someone cook their gpu or somethin?

[split moon]

Nwy apparently did

as you can see from my reply a few messages up

[spice inlet]

how can u get water over your graphics card 😭

[viscid belfry]

bruh

[split moon]

Either really bad luck, really clumsy shenanigans, or just bad computer placement

[spice inlet]

I'll take the first two

[split moon]

ik a lot of people that full on use their computer as a side table

[hollow owl]

When I get mine, its being put as far away from any food I put

[spice inlet]

@hollow owl which AI voice u got

[hollow owl]

Haviland

[spice inlet]

noice

the more similarities I see between all 3 mansions and devin weston's mansion, the more I get pissed

[split moon]

Long as it isn't sitting directly on a floor or directly under a place where food or liquids are frequently put, it'll be fine

[viscid belfry]

wat?

[hollow glade]

Brother they’re meant to be based off each other just slightly tweaked

[spice inlet]

'under' shouldn't be even a placement option for a PC. It should be ON a table

[viscid belfry]

[hollow glade]

They could’ve literally copy pasted but at least they changed them up a lil bit. Especially the Vinewood one

[spice inlet]

true

hence why they didn't show it in the trailer to build the suspense up

[split moon]

Not necessarily true. My desk specifically has a shelving area below the main desktop

[spice inlet]

thats fine

[split moon]

if a person has a spot like that with their setup I'd strongly recommend using it

but directly on the floor is a no-go, especially if carpeted

[spice inlet]

yup that's not what I was referring to. Your system is optimal for placement

[primal sluice]

Almost as if space constraints are a problem for some, like me

i don't have any space for a PC on my desk at all

[spice inlet]

understandable brother

[split moon]

Hang it from the ceiling

[spice inlet]

[thick rose]

idk did anyone buy this house after trevor

yk

[spice inlet]

didnt know its listed until now

wont buy it tho

[still bobcat]

the desk has a small gap in it

and the pc is right below my desk

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

and its one of those cases where there’s an outtake on top

do you know if i need to unscrew this

[spice inlet]

that's what I was referring to ^

dang

[still bobcat]

to take the card out

[split moon]

Yeah, I know.

[split moon]

Yea you need to unscrew it

and then hit the release on the pcie slot

[hollow owl]

Seems like there is a new car dupe

Already

[spice inlet]

car dupe?

[hollow owl]

And it's simple asf

https://youtu.be/gj2Z7JfDILk?si=DYsambwXH_qKPuhT

[alpine basin]

Feels bad for people who need to do this, shoulda just played the game for a couple thousand hours

[split moon]

doesnt even take that long to make money smh

[spice inlet]

true

[alpine basin]

Nowadays sure

Back in my day

[split moon]

pft

back in my day

you became very well aquainted with the rooftops

[alpine basin]

I suck at pvp now, sucked then but way more

Rooftop rumble was not it for me

[tame holly]

i give it 1-2 weeks MAX

[split moon]

it was the only way to make money 😭

[alpine basin]

Titan of a job 377888888 times

Or continue selling cars over and over

[rancid parcel]

2nd ban wave let's go!

[alpine basin]

Let them fall on their own

[still bobcat]

Woo hoo

More cheaters banned

[spice inlet]

finally battleye starts kicking the right people...

instead of kicking me every 2 hours

[alpine basin]

You have the wrong idea

[spice inlet]

sometimes I think R* intentionally adds these glitches as a trap for those glitchers

I get it yea, I said it as satire

[alpine basin]

Battleye is coded to specifically target legit people, which keeps them out of the way of actual cheaters

Even more so if session host is hijacked

[spice inlet]

so Battleye prevents me, for example, getting a lot of money added to my account from a hacker

means if I keep getting kicked by battleye from a session means theres a hacker in that session

[tame holly]

umm someone apparently got banned for modded cars and outfits... and they are asking for money glitches

no way they would lie on the internet

[thick rose]

I wouldn't

because money glitching is like playing with fire

[alpine basin]

They lied then, held possessive assets cannot get you banned

[tame holly]

naaah, its surely not the duped deluxos he sold 3 years ago

[rancid parcel]

Dupe can be banned lol

Rip goober

[spice inlet]

round 2 incoming guys

[opal rock]

Time to see what all this mansion fuss is about

[alpine basin]

Modded cars and duped cars are a tad different

[spice inlet]

those sentinel glitchers are biting dust rn

[alpine basin]

Angel

[covert atlas]

Noooo‼️

Don’t pick Angel

[opal rock]

Don’t bring that up again ffs

[rancid parcel]

We lost Wall guys...

[spice inlet]

one of my fav features from the update is GTA+ being able to resource warehouses from their phones

[tame holly]

Haviland forever

[alpine basin]

Im long gone, ever since 1.68

[spice inlet]

one update and apparently every GTAO player in the world has a different perception of the word 'Angel' now

[tame holly]

the chop shop ? Tf did that update do to you ?

[alpine basin]

You don't wanna know

[spice inlet]

bro got tired of towing cars

[opal rock]

I’m tired boss

[spice inlet]

are u retired?

[opal rock]

Me?

[spice inlet]

yes

[opal rock]

Retired from what life? GTA?

[hollow owl]

Being a parent

[opal rock]

I wish

[hollow owl]

Sell the kids

I try everyday

[spice inlet]

damn

[hollow owl]

With my siblings*

I don't have kids

[spice inlet]

you had me

[opal rock]

245k to ahve fornicating zebras on my wall

[spice inlet]

GTA of course

[opal rock]

No

[alpine basin]

Retired from retirement

[spice inlet]

fair enough

like Michael

[hollow owl]

I'm never retiring

You can't

[opal rock]

Vehicle workshop in mansion is doo doo without gta+ right?

[rancid parcel]

Get 60 mk2

[hollow owl]

20

[spice inlet]

I'm level 203 and I thought of retiring for a hot minute yesterday after buying a mansion and a whole lot of cars

[hollow owl]

And i need alot

[spice inlet]

but no

[rancid parcel]

60

[hollow owl]

No

My mansions spots have been taken already

[rancid parcel]

You said you would fill all the mansion garage

60 slots 60 mk2

[spice inlet]

yup, GTA+ can do all upgrades there (HSW, Bennys, etc)

[hollow owl]

I'm not moving my cars again back to my auto shop

Il have to sort out my garages

20

[rancid parcel]

60

[opal rock]

Why does OG sound like he’s had a stroke

[spice inlet]

given ur taste, Untraceable, I assume you dont have any modded cars

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[spice inlet]

do u

[alpine basin]

Vehicle organization menu for enhanced versions is handy

[spice inlet]

cuz I dont, I absolutely hate modded cars

[hollow owl]

I had 1 for a Drag Build a few months ago but sold it like 2 hours later

[tame holly]

except arena war stuff (no one cares)

[hollow owl]

Speaking of

[spice inlet]

I haven't even touched arena yet, I dont like em at all

[hollow owl]

Is it the Sent XS thats getting drift tune?

If so

Will it remove the HSW?

[tame holly]

mmm, maybe it will be locked to the non hsw version ?

[spice inlet]

the patch notes didnt mention anything regarding that

[hollow owl]

Ik the RT3000 is getting it

Same with the convertible Dominator thing

And that new truck

[spice inlet]

new truck?

[tame holly]

all hail the new kei truck

(coming soon)

[spice inlet]

that round-faced van u mean

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Vapid Dominator GT (Drift) | ᴍᴜsᴄʟᴇ

This vehicle was added on December 10, 2025. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Dominator GT ($2,195,000)

Basic Info

$200,000
1,820 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

We have no performance information on this vehicle yet

driftdominator9 • Data from GTACars.net

[opal rock]

No more double wheel spin

[hollow owl]

Flat faced truck looks cute

[tame holly]

good ol wheel reset time

[spice inlet]

I hate the podium car so much I'm not even spinning the wheel

ngl

[hollow owl]

Imma make it pink

[spice inlet]

salmon pink

[tame holly]

i'm getting it cuz i want every supers available in random races (sc1 counts)

so i'll prob wheel reset when i come home

[hollow owl]

Lack of vehicles this update, idk why they are splitting the dlc vehicles

[spice inlet]

I hear there are some really good vehicles in the drip feed

[hollow owl]

I've seen them

[spice inlet]

the ones released aren't bad, they're amazing, except that Porsche

[hollow owl]

I only want 2 of the ones that arent out yet

[tame holly]

yup, including a 3rd hsw sports classic

[spice inlet]

the charger police

[hollow owl]

What's that one

[tame holly]

praying it doesn't destroy the class

[spice inlet]

and?

[spice inlet]

WHICH

[alpine basin]

its alright

[tame holly]

the astrale, the one based on the 928

[spice inlet]

wait how tf

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Pfister Astrale (HSW) | sᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ

This vehicle is unreleased. Acquire it from Hao's Special Works (conversion).

Prerequisite: Astrale ($1,475,500)

Basic Info

Unavailable for purchase or no data
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)

Performance

We have no performance information on this vehicle yet

astrale_hsw • Data from GTACars.net

[hollow owl]

Ohh yeah

This is one of them I want

I like the headlights

[spice inlet]

another Pfister, this better be GOOD ROCKSTAR

[alpine basin]

agreed

[tame holly]

i'm hoping its on par with turismo classic and stirling gt pae wise

[hollow owl]

Frog Car

🐸

[spice inlet]

HOW TF u have these cars?!

oh wait nvm, this is singleplayer

[hollow owl]

Wall is Rockstar

[alpine basin]

[hollow owl]

Finger

[opal rock]

Lucky me I just won this from the wheel

[tame holly]

make this the rewards for getting to rank 2000 in arena war

[hollow owl]

I got max armour yesterday, I had 9 before

[spice inlet]

lool

[tame holly]

yesterday i got 5k rp

[opal rock]

This jumper is nice

[tame holly]

aka useless

[spice inlet]

someone got a pack of cigerattes as mystery prize

I got a useless dumbass npc car as mystery prize

[alpine basin]

almost forgot to mention theres a way to drive in the mansion garage

[hollow owl]

I had a bug like that