gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

people are so weird and toxic

[brittle hatch]

The funny part is that i have a lot of stuff in the paleto/zancudo arena cause i know that no one will go there

[alpine basin]

I unironically own like 3 properties in grapeseed

[nova comet]

Same

[neon acorn]

@polar copper seriously stop

[nova comet]

Hookies Garage also have that alongside Sandy shores house

Paleto also have Two House in thete for peaceful

[polar copper]

It’s so underrated

[fair crater]

i havent check it yet but..fast travel option only on mansion? or its available on every properties

[polar copper]

Interesting question #gta-questions

Next please and why is there cooldown

[neon acorn]

Hasn’t this place always had a cooldown?

[fair crater]

ignored

what a weird guy

[alpine basin]

No, it was placed yesterday

[polar copper]

Why

[neon acorn]

oh

Because of the update

[polar copper]

Ah

[fair crater]

yeah prolly cus update

[nova comet]

Only on mansion

[neon acorn]

Large amount of people talking due to new content

[polar copper]

The Mansion update is very mid if you ask me

[fair crater]

thought so,thanks

[neon acorn]

I love the new Avi missions

More Avi is nice

He’s an underrated character

[fair crater]

ah i will check avi later,for now i only bought the mansions and those 2 cars

[neon acorn]

My cat is a Calico too, so I got a calico cat in GTA

My dog was a Husky, so I have a husky too :)

[fair crater]

extra 60 garage slots pretty noice

[polar copper]

But for the price

[covert atlas]

It’s a one way travel, if that’s what you’re asking.

[neon acorn]

the price wasn’t an issue for me, I had 50 million

[covert atlas]

Can go to the other properties, but other properties can’t go to Mansion

[fair crater]

ah ok

[polar copper]

That kinda sucks

[covert atlas]

I think the biggest and most insane feature of the Mansion though is the business production boost

[neon acorn]

You’d only travel to sell since the computer is at the mansion

so

[covert atlas]

The boost seems to be a 2x production speed boost.
And it lasts forever 24 hours

[neon acorn]

WHAT

[covert atlas]

And you can boost NC

[neon acorn]

How long is the cooldown??

[covert atlas]

Which if it boosts NC by 2x, that’s actually insane

[polar copper]

24hours

[fair crater]

oh wow,pretty neat. i thought its like acid boost

[lost lily]

No raids i think is the biggest QOL change

[fair crater]

good info right there

[covert atlas]

I don’t think there is one that’s the thing.

[fair crater]

but i probably not gonna do any businesses anymore tho,still got enough money left

[neon acorn]

Oh?

peak

[covert atlas]

I think you pick one business, and it boosts it for 24 hours. Then once the 24 hours is up, you can immediately pick another business.

[neon acorn]

I guess I’ve got one more year left to get my Tier 4s done

[fair crater]

ohhh

[polar copper]

Oh

[covert atlas]

But maybe it won’t let you boost the same business twice in a row

[polar copper]

Perhaps more

[covert atlas]

I’ll have to see. Mine isn’t finished yet. I still have an hour

[neon acorn]

I doubt they’ll delay it again

[fair crater]

pretty nice,but idk if its worth like what 17mil? to buy and get boost as newbie

[neon acorn]

the last update to GTA5 is coming next year

There is no way they expect us to wait with no content to keep us fed

[polar copper]

We thought the same before the most recent delay

[neon acorn]

I have faith

If they delay it again, then I give up

[covert atlas]

Definitely not something you’d buy as a newbie yeah.

[polar copper]

Don’t give up twin

[neon acorn]

I wonder what Micheal says if you buy the Mansion without doing any heists

[jade meadow]

If it wasnt said here already, the PS and Xbox players got granted 2 weeks of free access to Gta Online. Just reminding yall

[neon acorn]

Yup

[alpine basin]

GTAVI is just too ahead of its time to sucessfully release, they will probably have to push it again because if the launch is bad, rockstar will suffer a great amount

[neon acorn]

I suppose

[fair crater]

i probably can check that with my alt character but meh

[neon acorn]

but I honestly believe that it’ll release in 2026

or maybe 2028 latest

I just believe that there isn’t too long to wait

Besides, life keeps you busy enough, right?

[polar copper]

We could’ve had the game for half a year already

[jade meadow]

Please dont jinx it

I'm already sceptical about the november date, but dont make it push 'till 2028

[lost lily]

That patrick for casino heist was the only thing i had left for t4 casino
Made around 1M from selling my furia and claiming from t4

[neon acorn]

An unfinished game

[west stirrup]

^

[neon acorn]

Believe the Wall of wisdom

[polar copper]

Oki

[neon acorn]

[polar copper]

Just because your name says transient

[jade meadow]

Give me an unfinished game atp

[neon acorn]

[jade meadow]

Look at Cyberpunk, it turned out great after all

[alpine basin]

how to bankrupt your company 1 on 1

[west stirrup]

Any game releasing next year

[jade meadow]

Nah wolverine game aint unfinished

[neon acorn]

I mean, it got fixed but at what cost

[jade meadow]

At the cost of my purchase

[neon acorn]

which leads to the company going down down down

the anime really brought its relevancy back imo

[jade meadow]

Ngl, only reason why i was kinda let down by the game

I thought it would feel more like the anime

But whatever, still worth it

[neon acorn]

CP2077 was like one of the most anticipated games of the year at the time, and the hype and need for it to release just lwk forced devs to release an unfinished game that wasn’t yet polished

plus I don’t think it was even ready for consoles like the Xbox one or PS4

Should’ve been a next gen exclusive

Btw we’re kinda going off topic so let’s go back to GTA related stuff

[jade meadow]

True

[burnt maple]

[jade meadow]

Well anyways, how am i suppose to get 17 mio. For 1 mansion?

Sure i got like 10 million, but with that i can only get the mosz basic stuff bruh

[neon acorn]

meth is 2x right now

[jade meadow]

Yeah but the biker mission thingy stuffs are really grindy

Well i could just redo casino few times i suppose

Or LSD delivery stuff with full player lobbies

[brittle hatch]

fleeca heist time

[neon acorn]

Oh my god yes.

No more infinite loading time

[lost lily]

Frame gen and vsync

[neon acorn]

I can now play at a stable 120fps

[alpine basin]

Not entirely true, infinite loading is mostly caused due to peer to peer hosting

[lost lily]

Combine two shit to become mega shit

[lost lily]

Fake 120

[neon acorn]

It wasn't as consistent until this year though :(

[neon acorn]

My refresh rate is 170 anyway

I just don’t want frame drops

[lost lily]

Buy your actual fps is around 60 if u get 120 with frame gen

[brittle hatch]

level 6 who left near the bank cause i didn't let him drive the car

[neon acorn]

my actual fps is a lot more

I just don’t use Ray tracing

[lost lily]

Then why do u need frame gen

[neon acorn]

idk ;3

[lost lily]

Huh

[neon acorn]

I just thought it would reduce sudden frame drops

[lost lily]

Not it produces fake frames with interpolation

You input delay would be same as your real frames

[neon acorn]

I’ve been out of the whole pc loop for a year now

It’s whatever, I don’t really care. I don’t think I’ll be using frame gen regardless

[lost lily]

If you're already above 120, then frame gen is pointless but u do u

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin would you consider a heist to specifically be a bank robbery?

because people are saying that Cayo, etc aren't heists

but a heist in definition is a robbery, not exactly a bank robbery, no?

[viscid belfry]

my podium car

[thick rose]

Neat

I should display my banshee are well

[neon acorn]

OMG ANGEL KISSES YOU OVER THE PHONE

[thick rose]

Is car a bad name for my cat

[tame holly]

with how i plan to organize my garage spots for my mansions, my podium cars will likely be this :

• panthere in vinewood
• an suv i like in richman
• a sport classic i like in richman

(planning to put the 20 most expensive of those classes in the mansions

[neon acorn]

not at all

[thick rose]

I just filled my Mansion with my BMW collection

[bitter flicker]

filled mine with cars that all my friends liked ( that I collected months ago )

[fair crater]

snow when

[west stirrup]

What.

[bitter flicker]

hello railgun , been awhile

[neon acorn]

Yep

[neon acorn]

Tuner my beloved tuntuntunsahur

[fair crater]

wait,is that real tuna? no way

[neon acorn]

@bitter flicker are you still in Syd?

[bitter flicker]

fake tuna

[neon acorn]

[bitter flicker]

why the slowmode not gone yet smh

[bitter flicker]

at Melb atm

[alpine basin]

I ate the command for it to disappear on accident

[neon acorn]

gg

[neon acorn]

How do I get your pfp decor?

[bitter flicker]

but yea I'm back like a month ago

[alpine basin]

Its unobtainable

[fair crater]

bro i want the snow now but whenever its in the game im gonna hate it and wish it gone

[neon acorn]

is it not discord decor?

[bitter flicker]

real

[rancid parcel]

Banshee GTS goes spinnnnnnn

[neon acorn]

Use the bike

[alpine basin]

It was released a long time ago and cannot be gotten basically as of today

[fair crater]

nice,i was confused why theres deleted user in my DM

[rancid parcel]

I fly i dont drive

[neon acorn]

Oh, no worries

[rancid parcel]

Drive is for the poor

[neon acorn]

Oh

[bitter flicker]

long story short , I was busy with work n irl shenanigans, I cut off most of my socials (discord / twitter)
I had some free time during Oct and took a long break on Nov
I'm gonna be less active again after 15th ( back to work )

[fair crater]

damn

bro is grinding irl

[bitter flicker]

grinding irl instead of GTA , shame

[fair crater]

nothing to grind in gta anyway

[bitter flicker]

true

it's just endless CP / money grind for achievements / buy more useless stuff

[teal gale]

endless what

[bitter flicker]

career progress

not that

[neon acorn]

We need to stop abbreviating career progress

It sounds so dumb 😭

[alpine basin]

and cyberpunk

[neon acorn]

just anything with those two letters honestly

[teal gale]

🥀

[bitter flicker]

yea I love the CP heist

Cayo perico

[neon acorn]

👀

[tame holly]

tbf as a sonic fan, we also have issues with abreviation, how do you think we abreviate the adventure and advance games ?

[neon acorn]

did you see that

[neon acorn]

Sonic adventures…

[tame holly]

yeah, not the best abbreviation ngl

[alpine basin]

[teal gale]

Is there any info about the hacker from avi's contact mission CP

[rancid parcel]

Lunch Money!

[bitter flicker]

1/8 of a mk2 , you should be grateful

where your podium mk2 in your mansion

[rancid parcel]

figuring how to put 1 there standby

[tame holly]

yo 1/10 of a luxor deluxe

(without lock on cuz now it can have it)

[bitter flicker]

put it in the garage first , then go to the panel on the wall to organize their location
then you can change the location to the podium

[rancid parcel]

is the podium like +1 extra garage slot?

[bitter flicker]

nah

[teal gale]

it's one of the 20

[bitter flicker]

stingy rockstar made the podium n driveway vehicle counts towards the 20 car list

[tame holly]

they srs couldnt make it work like in the 1st floor of nightclub ?

[rancid parcel]

why is there not a Poker table in our mansion, i wanna have 1 and Destroy @cunning python

[split moon]

anyone figured out a good ratio to use for acceleration with the MK V to avoid spinning out?

this thing too powerful man

[bitter flicker]

I'm too poor to get it ( I'm not playing GTA enough to justify GTA plush )

[tame holly]

is it rwd ?

[west stirrup]

Git gud

Lzzzzzz

[whole spruce]

is it faster than the banshee gts?

[tame holly]

i haven't had time to test it myself, but surely its not as bad as the stinger tt grip wise ?

[split moon]

I haven't done a top-speed comparison yet, dont think anyone has

[opal rock]

Buy from lscm

[split moon]

but the acceleration is insane with maxed out transmission & booster

[tame holly]

i think cheesecake did, since the speedometer is numerical its accurate

[whole spruce]

i want it

[tame holly]

iirc he said 160 max

[split moon]

if you floor it from standstill you'll genuinely just sit there spinning out until you force a recovery

[bitter flicker]

imma just wait a week , not that needy for one

[tame holly]

but the proper answer from broughy will probably arrive soon

[west stirrup]

I can gib you it in a bit

[split moon]

wait

[whole spruce]

i'm not home

[west stirrup]

Noob

[split moon]

maybe this thing has extra grippy tires

[whole spruce]

still in classes

[opal rock]

Learning

[fossil dagger]

Sora

[west stirrup]

[split moon]

it doesn't

[fossil dagger]

Ai

[burnt maple]

half controller trigger

[split moon]

I dont use controller

I'm pure m&kb, even for flying

[vocal geode]

Check dem dms

[rancid parcel]

retirement is great

[tame holly]

oh, yeah that will be hard, did u try the stinger tt ?

[vocal geode]

Also is job warping patched ?

[split moon]

stinger isn't as bad

[rancid parcel]

i'll give an answer in 30s

[tame holly]

its that much of a powerbuild for a race car ?!!

[vocal geode]

Aight coz I just tried and it threw me into another session

[split moon]

yes

im gonna try changing to a stage 1 turbo instead of a stage 3

[rancid parcel]

still working

[burnt maple]

camama chameleon you come and go

[midnight rover]

Kinda perfect that retirement DLC is one where we see Michael

[vocal geode]

I tried job warping and I was thrown into another session

[split moon]

oh my god even the stage 1 is biffed

😭

[west stirrup]

What is biffed

[vocal geode]

No idea

[tame holly]

ok now I HAVE to get it, it sounds really fun to drive

[split moon]

Once you actually get going its really fun, and a really good vehicle. probably top 5 easily

its just the initial 0-max accel that is abrasive

[rancid parcel]

what should i name by stupid cat?

[split moon]

im going all the way down to the baseline turbo, if this shit still ends up cooked im gonna cry

[vocal geode]

Aye sell me that car @burnt maple

[split moon]

ok, turbo makes absolutely zero difference. time to downgrade the transmission

[opal rock]

Stupid cat

[split moon]

baka neko

[opal rock]

Lumbago

Larzy

[fair crater]

cat

[opal rock]

Plenty of options tbh

[vocal geode]

Lol Im in ur session it seems

[split moon]

oh boy

[vocal geode]

You got that new car ?

[split moon]

yuh

[rancid parcel]

wth is this decor

[split moon]

people already been buying it off me

[vocal geode]

+1 it then

Im in lscm

[neon acorn]

Hi Bestie

[split moon]

kk 1 sec

need to swap the transmission back

[neon acorn]

How are we today

[vocal geode]

Take ur time

[neon acorn]

[alpine basin]

yellow dog with a cone

[fair crater]

so the new car is the new banshee gts?

[neon acorn]

Stickerbomb dog with a cone

[neon acorn]

You mean the Vapid?

[vocal geode]

No

[fair crater]

ye

[rancid parcel]

@midnight rover get out of my home

[neon acorn]

I’m not sure, who’s tested it?

[neon acorn]

that is a sexy painting of my shark card

[fair crater]

opal atm

[neon acorn]

oh

Opal is busy rn I think

[split moon]

in some ways

I think the banshee is faster in topspeed

[neon acorn]

I badly need a detox

[split moon]

but I think this has it beat in acceleration

[fair crater]

ah i see

[neon acorn]

did you test it at the airport?

[rancid parcel]

how do i put podium car?

[split moon]

No not yet

Jarvis do you have the banshee? we can do a side-by-side comparison

[vocal geode]

Thanks man I bought it

[tame holly]

Go in the garage and blue spot where u can reorganize them

[vocal geode]

I have it but it somewhere in those garages

[burnt maple]

tis because i joined him

[vocal geode]

Ill have to search it hold up

[split moon]

kk

[burnt maple]

i do

[vocal geode]

I found banshee so do u want the gts one or just the banshee ?

[split moon]

gts

since its a comparison

we're just gonna see how bad each of them spin out and which accelerates faster

cause im bouta check top speed rn

[vocal geode]

Got it

Where u at ? lets compare it

Yo i forgot how to exit lscm ?

Was it backspace ?

[split moon]

I cant see my speed

my steering wheel blocks the speedomoter

[split moon]

yes

[autumn epoch]

😭 thats so scuffed

[burnt maple]

airport

[burnt maple]

i am eating

[west stirrup]

Don’t eat

[vocal geode]

Im there

[split moon]

banshee has it beat in top speed easily

[whole spruce]

which controls better

[split moon]

mk V

and I think the mk V might have slightly better accel

or at least on par

[rancid parcel]

looks weird

[vocal geode]

How do u do that ?

[tame holly]

i mean i've already seen dunes there

[vocal geode]

How did u put it there ?

[burnt maple]

you lift it

[rancid parcel]

move it into garage then move it up to podium with blue circle inside garage

[rancid parcel]

i should prob put an actual car since it looks too smol

[autumn epoch]

😭

[tame holly]

why not the d5 ? finally put it to rest on a pedestal since its been patched

[burnt maple]

you are shit at starting a race

[split moon]

mk5 takes the crown for acceleration and control/handling

[west stirrup]

It’s actually really fun to drive lol

[burnt maple]

ask him to double clutch

[split moon]

banshee still reigns supreme in top speed and acting lik a piece of butter on black ice

[vocal geode]

I shot like 10 flares u guys didnt go ahead bruh how is it my fault

[split moon]

Thats the fun part, I haven't even been double clutching either

Thanks for the impromptu mini-carmeet guys

im going back to my missions now

[tame holly]

it should be a grenade, also put it right next to them, no issue there

[vocal geode]

@burnt maple kidnapped me

[split moon]

yea he does that

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl im just gonna buy 3 more opp mk2 to put in my Podium lol, the garage interior is awful

[hollow owl]

[burnt maple]

watch how to double clutch

[rancid parcel]

now you buy 60

go

[hollow owl]

No, 20

I'm gnna fill my Richman mansion with them

[vocal geode]

No

[hollow owl]

And I've already moved my prized cars into my Vinewood mansion

[burnt maple]

you touch my radio i touch you

[rancid parcel]

@plucky burrow

3 mansion and only allowed 2 pet total.

[nova comet]

"Im really sick John, LUMBAGO" - Uncle

[rancid parcel]

i cant even pet him

rent free demon

[vocal geode]

Nope the job warping throws me into another session

[nova comet]

Imagine John Marston Say this "Get Up" kick Uncle on back

[rancid parcel]

you just doing it wrong ig

[hollow owl]

Lmao

I can

[vocal geode]

Been doing for it months

[hollow owl]

I pet my cat when it was on a table

[burnt maple]

rpg

[nova comet]

I just rename My cat pet is CoronIKA and Dog is Hiro

[vocal geode]

Im using the hazee method which one r u talking about ?

[rancid parcel]

no weapons allowed in my retirement home

[hollow owl]

You're not retired

You can never retire

Something will always bring you back

[burnt maple]

wait a minuteeee you said you were retired

[nova comet]

"STOP FIRING ROCKET AT MY MANSION" - Your Voice in game

[tidal yew]

[burnt maple]

i am waiting

[hollow owl]

This is almost like a quote in my bio

[split moon]

you just want me to look at your bio

im not falling for it!

[rancid parcel]

check your friend list you goober

[hollow owl]

What if I just

Post a pic of my bio here

[split moon]

banned

[hollow owl]

Them your forced to look at it

[nova comet]

Which one you are according on this map

[hollow owl]

I have something similar

[split moon]

thats such an old image lol. but no mans land easily

[burnt maple]

you changed your name to sherandini or?

[nova comet]

Back at 2015 when im buy GTA V On PS4 Disk one i got this

[hollow owl]

I have one of those

And the manual book too

[nova comet]

And im use marker

[split moon]

I used to have one of those

[nova comet]

On that map

[rancid parcel]

the Security greets me so loud when i walk past him like im a freaking intruder

[hollow owl]

I have the book somewhere, I just don't know where since my mum moved stuff round in my living room

[nova comet]

I can see leftover marker on Fort Zancudo im called it "Military Base"

[tame holly]

Needs to be updated, post op van is ded

[burnt maple]

the japan car handles like shit but nos in the back

[radiant loom]

Chat I'm free from math finally

[split moon]

BRUH I GOT FORCED INTO A BUSINESS BATTLE

[radiant loom]

Chat GTA tonight or Lego

Cuz I've made a questionable financial decision

[split moon]

all my financial decisions are questionable

[nova comet]

Check #community

[split moon]

you had all the OGs, nice

[radiant loom]

Bought this bad boy
But like....wanna play GTA

[rancid parcel]

mansion driveway spot is slightly confusing hmm

[radiant loom]

The garage is not healthy for my OCD
The amount of empty spaces

[split moon]

wait mansion fast travel is actually busted wtf, no delay no cost ANY property / business / service vehicle you own

[hollow owl]

Yeah i was told you could fit 2 vehicles on the driveway

[split moon]

this actually makes me want to buy more properties

[burnt maple]

@vocal geode you gave up?

[radiant loom]

How rich are you???

[vocal geode]

I gotta go and eat

[split moon]

after I maxed out a mansion and bought a bunch of new vehicles and vehicle mods

[rancid parcel]

It counts as a garage slot lol, I just switch session and they poof into my garage

[split moon]

im turbo poor rn

[burnt maple]

want a hint?

[rancid parcel]

Both of them

[hollow owl]

I have 33 mill rn, hopefully i finish T4 today

[vocal geode]

[hollow owl]

Have=Haven't

[rancid parcel]

God damn its been over an hour

Jesus this game kills time so fast

[burnt maple]

you have 2 mintues to find me

[vocal geode]

I have 450 mil still

[rancid parcel]

Buy 60 mk2

[vocal geode]

Got 5

[rancid parcel]

Cheap

[vocal geode]

[rancid parcel]

Gta+ discount

Cheaper!

[vocal geode]

Man the tping aint working for me

[west stirrup]

Nice car

[vocal geode]

The job warp

[burnt maple]

thanks you should take a look at my garage someday

[west stirrup]

So i can finally buy le tampa

I desperately need to learn the bennys wheel thing

[burnt maple]

yes

[burnt maple]

there has to be a way without mods right?

[west stirrup]

Well you did it right?

[burnt maple]

nope

[split moon]

Why do you think he's on his 5th account

or is this the 6th

[burnt maple]

3rd account

[split moon]

7rd, gotcha

[burnt maple]

it started with ace7983 then ace7984 now ace7985

[west stirrup]

Im changing my SC to ace7986

[burnt maple]

[midnight rover]

Nope

[split moon]

send me invite lets crash that joint

[hollow owl]

The FMJ has a top speed of 157 iirc

Someone said it here yesterday

Time to grind for my 2nd ever T4

[rancid parcel]

Its dinner time and I haven't decided which seafood to eat

[split moon]

I think either 155 or 157 its hard to tell cause the steering wheel blocks it entirely

[midnight rover]

[split moon]

I could go for some shark

[midnight rover]

I'm out of here

[split moon]

[opal rock]

If you calculate the square root of the rpm multiplied by the temp gauge reading, you’ll get top speed measurement.

[burnt maple]

ducky

[split moon]

well besides that being literal schizo nonsense, sure calculate the speed from my rpm

[burnt maple]

i could check top speed using mods

[hollow owl]

Someone said that once you change session, the car parked in the driveway will dissappear into your mansion garage

But mines is still parked outside

[split moon]

It disappears if you fully log out

[wintry ermine]

Duck?

[hollow owl]

I've done that

Yet it still spawns on the driveway

[split moon]

Weird. I noticed the car there between sessions but when I logged off earlier and came back in it was gone

[opal rock]

It makes sense as the driveway is counted as a garage space isn’t it

[rancid parcel]

it moved into your mansion garage

i just did it a few mins ago

[hollow owl]

Mines hasn't done that

[split moon]

I genuinely forget thats a feature

[hollow owl]

It still spawns in the driveway spot

[wintry ermine]

It might be like the podium space

[opal rock]

Can we get rid of this slowdown

[wintry ermine]

Not an extra space but you can put cars there

[opal rock]

Now the hype has died down

[hollow owl]

I have no clue how to change it so

[opal rock]

Unacceptable

Mods ban

[split moon]

you cant

[hollow owl]

I can

I just don't know how

[split moon]

Oh maybe you guys manage it with a bot, then yeah you would be able to.

Ask the other staff

[hollow owl]

Ik #gta-online was on a 40 second cooldown at one point

[forest jackal]

lol you can flash a police badge now

[hollow owl]

Noooo they patched the Rockstar Created thing for CEO and MC

[opal rock]

They patched loads of stuff the fuckers

[hollow owl]

Okay wait

Does the product bar always flash when its full?

[opal rock]

When I actually get on the game my d5 is going on the podium, so I can be reminded of the good times we had together

Flash

[forest jackal]

it's my characters birthday

there's balloons everywhere

[opal rock]

In your mansion?

Or just in the street

[silent portal]

[sleek prism]

What the fuck, are you the duck

[forest jackal]

mansion

[forest jackal]

ye

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

ugh, not ts again

[broken musk]

This clip makes me mad

[opal rock]

That’s nice

[broken musk]

Meanwhile my motto has always been: “death to tyrant cops, neva surrender.” This completely counteracts that

[forest jackal]

they did a horrible job pulling in

[broken musk]

Whelp, may aswell show this again

I got busted

Lol rip my level in this photo

[opal rock]

Only 463 that’s surprising

[broken musk]

Old photo but it’s the best photo I have with the expression on the face

[west stirrup]

Where hand bruise

[broken musk]

Looks the most similar to the actual mugshot lmao, all the other ones have him smiling

For sure, I’ll give you my fifth amendment right to consider before you continue this interrogation

[hollow owl]

Wait the mansion boost lasts the full 24 hours

Wtf

[split moon]

until capacity is full anyways

[hollow owl]

Production Speed Boost ended: Acid Lab

[nova comet]

Im forgot we miss this

[broken musk]

bro knows how often we be getting that fucking tequila

[nova comet]

[forest jackal]

who has billions I wanna how the mansion vault looks like

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

Angel says some interesting things when you are in your vault too

[fossil dagger]

Give me NOW

[hollow owl]

Oh I've found smth with this mansion boost

You have to do the mansion boost first before the acid truck one

Otherwise it won't work

[nova comet]

That good one

[hollow owl]

Or unless they added a cooldowm so you can't b2b the business

[silent portal]

the ecola one is not real and i've been schpoofed

[plucky burrow]

Free access to mansion

[rancid parcel]

Worst purchase ive ever made.

Give me back my money

[plucky burrow]

Noob

Paint my room blue

[rancid parcel]

15k and no head pats feature

Just sleeps around everywhere

Lazy rent free demon

[plucky burrow]

😼

[silent portal]

lazy and sleeps around everywhere? sounds like my cats

accurate enough

[west stirrup]

Good stacks- Etcetera?

With some Hmm’s

[lost lily]

you can request some nice vehicles from angel

[broken musk]

Probably

She says something about the smell of money too

[west stirrup]

Can i have the Viseris Daddy spec?

[silent portal]

i had to turn the ai voice off man, the constant ass kissing exiting the mod shop was grating as fuck after the first five times

[broken musk]

Empty

[silent portal]

makes me feel like im playing forza horizon where i get praised for literally every single thing

'that shit looks fly, bro.' alright man we get it 😭

[lost lily]

feel like saying goodbye to ms baker cuz these vehicles are much better than what she gives

[silent portal]

free viseris isn't bad, fun car to drive

[untold dock]

if i need a vehicle and i can't use pv for whatever reason, i just use the ceo sanchez

[lost lily]

insta spawn shinobi. noice

well i'm in mc most of the time that's why

there's acid lab bike but you've to be close to the road to request it and it's not instant

[broken musk]

This is one of her lines

Wait I just realized I spend 80 million dollars yesterday

[lost lily]

me too. 6 mansions

[broken musk]

I spent 80 million on 3 and other stuff

Definitely the most money I’ve probably ever spent in a single day lmao

Maybe,

I guess I also purchased another mk2 yesterday

Tons of missile jammers too

[lost lily]

i only put jammer on iron mule. rest seems pointless

even that seems pointless

[broken musk]

Jammer on DH-7 is a must have for me bc I love trolling with it

Jammer on Luxor deluxe is also a must have for me bc of my modded Luxor deluxe

[kindred coral]

the new cars that are still to come are interesting... i like em... also, there will be more odd jobs, which is nice :D (took these screenshots from a vid im watching)

[lost lily]

could put on alpha z1 but that plane is stupid fast. can dodge every missile anyway

[broken musk]

Also put a jammer on my Roosevelt valor

And I purchased the bestra and put a jammer on it too

[lost lily]

jammer on powersurge would be nice

already have on shinobi, akuma, shotaro

[sleek prism]

What boost

[broken musk]

AI gives you a business boost

From your office TV

[sleek prism]

Producing speed?

[gray parcel]

you can call your AI for it

[broken musk]

No

And it has a cd of 24 irl hours but apparently works for that entire period

[sleek prism]

How much is the boost

[broken musk]

It’s free

or you mean how much it gives

?

[sleek prism]

Yes, how much faster or smth

[broken musk]

Oh idrk you’d have to ask untraceable lmao 🤣 haven’t had time to explore this update in depth bc my stupid university scheduled b2b exams the same week this dlc came out

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

At least this weekend I’ll have time to play

Holee

[forest jackal]

that's alot of speed

[broken musk]

Angel better not say faster daddy when I boost the speed

[forest jackal]

lol

go pass out and hear what she says

with alcohol

[broken musk]

Ok for sure

[forest jackal]

also theres not a single bong in here

[broken musk]

lemme just end my war with the cops and my AI getaway driver

Lmao ts is literally too much fun

[forest jackal]

lol

yoga ones funny too

[sleek prism]

Nice

[forest jackal]

my character is female so she calls me mommy

[broken musk]

Wish I could paint the car though

Or customize it a bit

[west stirrup]

What cat?

[broken musk]

The driverless limo

[forest jackal]

I got the white cat

very accurate cat behaviour

[broken musk]

I got the orange cat, it’s way too lazy compared to my IRL cat

[gray parcel]

[broken musk]

Ok then like I said I haven’t had time to explore this update in depth so I know as much about it as you

[gray parcel]

it's nice spawning a niobe wherever too

[lost lily]

bro is playing in square aspect ratio

[broken musk]

I wonder if those cars are gunna get rotated every month or smth

[gray parcel]

1024x768 on my work pc

i get like 35 fps

[broken musk]

[gray parcel]

actually getting 60 with frame gen atm

how is this game not on the switch yet

[lost lily]

could just play in your native res and use fsr3

[broken musk]

One shot of Macbeth, let’s see where this goes

[gray parcel]

i prefer windowed because i'm in my office

[broken musk]

Two seconds later the bartender says: your wasted, no way

[gray parcel]

i don't actually play here i just fuck around

[forest jackal]

I'm having a birthday party at the mansion

[broken musk]

Lmao she sympathizes for my drunken ass

[forest jackal]

which one did she say

[broken musk]

Aww poor daddy

Rockstar ur cookt

What kinda sex fiends you got working for you

[forest jackal]

why can't you pet the cattt

[broken musk]

You can pet catto

[forest jackal]

it doesn't let me

[broken musk]

It’s very rare for the cat to be in a spot you can pet though

[forest jackal]

it's in da chair rn

[broken musk]

Not pettable

[forest jackal]

omg it's purring

[broken musk]

Only if it’s standing in the living room by the TV

can you pet it

[bronze sail]

lore accurate 'trying to pet the cat'

[broken musk]

Yes I called mine Catto Purrito

[gray parcel]

i haven't seen my cat yet

[broken musk]

Did you buy one

[forest jackal]

mine is the greek word for 🐱

[broken musk]

Also sometimes catto is outside

[forest jackal]

now how do I stop this stupid party

ima pass out

lol it worked

oh nvm

[forest jackal]

orange kitty

[fossil dagger]

@broken musk hey, you don't have the gta+ car do ya

[broken musk]

I do

[lost lily]

i'd like to see a fat kitty like this
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/9614/8544/files/Munchiecat-Hosico_the_Cat_600x600.jpg?v=1661919358i'd

[fossil dagger]

could i buy it off you

[fleet sluice]

i was expecting mansions to be more expensive

[broken musk]

Yes but it would have to be later today bc I have two exams to write

[fossil dagger]

No problem just ping me in here whenever 😃

[broken musk]

I’ll definitely be available later today though

[tidal yew]

Ain't there was a fat cat in Stuart little

[broken musk]

totally not suspicious

I literally saw this robo taxi and immediately spawned my DH-7, scooped it up and threw it into the ocean

[fossil dagger]

i love this

[daring bobcat]

I love you

[fossil dagger]

[tidal yew]

[forest jackal]

[fossil dagger]

I just remembered i haven't bought a mansion on my main account yet 👀

[daring bobcat]

which one did you buy?

[fossil dagger]

bought all three

[daring bobcat]

omg

I have 2 of them

[fossil dagger]

Now i wanna buy a f1 car to have on the podium

[daring bobcat]

I sold my f1 car, never used it

[fossil dagger]

I won't either just wanna have it on the podium

[forest jackal]

I like how the grotti gt750 has the same interior as the Karin 190z

[fossil dagger]

Currently got this

[daring bobcat]

I have my fav car, the grotti Omaggio

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Obey 8F Drafter | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on July 23, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: 2018 Audi RS5 Coupe

Basic Info

$718,000
1,650 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sports
1:03.096 Lap Time
117.75 mph Top Speed

drafter • Data from GTACars.net

[fossil dagger]

Hmm i wonder if this would fit well in the mansion garage

it's pretty cheap

[hollow owl]

So the finale payout is affected by what difficulty it is

Hard is 525k elite gives 100k

NM is 350k and elite gives 50k

Idk about easy

Il test in 1hr

[fossil dagger]

Remove slow mode bro

[hollow owl]

Idk how

I didn't change it

[forest jackal]

I think only seniors can

[hollow owl]

Normal mods can

[fierce mason]

So...
Is it me or do i feel like there suppose to be something even grander with this update?

Also holy, slowmode still active?

[west stirrup]

It’s been said that with the delay of gta 6 they might’ve changed the DLC

So the big shit drops in may or something

[fossil dagger]

Hold in on the channel i think and it should say something about slow mode

[hollow owl]

Done

Its gone

I figured it out

[daring bobcat]

lets spam the chat!

[fossil dagger]

first 4 cars done

[fierce mason]

[daring bobcat]

I see the carbonizzare!

[opal rock]

Who’s dropping a big shit?

[west stirrup]

Me

[opal rock]

Holding it until may isn’t advised

[fierce mason]

Eh
I did for a week when i visit in iran
It cant be that hard to hold in may

[hollow owl]

Probably in the March leak

[fierce mason]

Hmm
What leaks Mr Untraceable

[hollow owl]

Yk like Clucking Bell and OGFA

I call them DLCs but others say its not

[fossil dagger]

The rebla is the favorite one so far

[hollow owl]

Mini DLCs

[fierce mason]

I... was literally not present and no idea what happened from 2019 to 2024

[opal rock]

What’s this OGFA you speak of? I only know of MNFA

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Ubermacht Rebla GTS | sᴜᴠ

This vehicle was added on December 12, 2019. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

IRL Counterpart: Fourth generation BMW X5

Basic Info

$1,175,000
2,185 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 4 (Driver and three passengers)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_a: in SUVs
1:06.565 Lap Time
123 mph Top Speed

rebla • Data from GTACars.net

[fossil dagger]

Beautiful

[hollow owl]

Rockstar, can you release the car with the weird headlights pls ty

The one that was on the podium

[opal rock]

Whenever OGFA gets mentioned a bot should automatically post Martols version

[hollow owl]

For once, I'm on Martols team

Haviland #1

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Grotti Turismo Omaggio | sᴜᴘᴇʀ

This vehicle was added on December 12, 2023. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport. Has Imani Tech upgrades.

IRL Counterpart: Ferrari F8 Tributo

Basic Info

$2,845,000
1,435 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_a: in Supers
0:57.775 Lap Time
122.5 mph Top Speed

turismo3 • Data from GTACars.net

[fierce mason]

Wait what?

[daring bobcat]

the best car.

[fierce mason]

What version?

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

also why is untraceable on my side?

[hollow owl]

Do u not see my name

[fierce mason]

OH THANK GOD

[teal gale]

Can #gta-online slow mode be decreased now

[fossil dagger]

Does it fit well in the mansion?

[fierce mason]

ATLEAST THE STAFF ARENT HORNY BASTARDS

[opal rock]

You know

[hollow owl]

Should I post it

[fossil dagger]

Woah why are we hating on Angel!!!

[hollow owl]

I have it on standby

[opal rock]

You should he obv needs reminding

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

Two can play that game
I will self sabotage!

[hollow owl]

I can also do that

I have a few of myself

[fierce mason]

Too bad
I got too many video of me fucking up

[fossil dagger]

How is series s about to handle gta 6? My damn Xbox starts to lag whenever i drive close to the mansion 😭

[hollow owl]

Uh yeah Rockstar, where tf is out Heist Month challenge reward

[gray parcel]

i'm vaguely considering buying a series s for 6

[hollow owl]

Oh nvm

I can't read

[fierce mason]

She is a mistake

[opal rock]

Series s

[gray parcel]

they gotta be like $100 by now

[opal rock]

Better off playing via cloud

[sleek prism]

huh..?

[hollow owl]

Yeah i have that also

[west stirrup]

Ps5

[gray parcel]

the trophies are weak

[hollow owl]

Same with the tattoo

I got it from a LS drift race

[sleek prism]

some of these trophies really are bugged

[gray parcel]

i wish the plaques for t4s were trophies

[opal rock]

I think doing a race alone counts as a wr

[fierce mason]

Congradulation

[opal rock]

Otherwise makes no sense

[sleek prism]

Not surprised its bugged, previous dlc had also some bugs

[gray parcel]

yeah mine isn't unlocked either

[fossil dagger]

that is locked and 1b for me too but i have 2.8b earned overall on this account

[fierce mason]

Anyways gonna hop into the game
Gonna do those contact mission for Ave
Idk
I may need to get more money
I literally only have 2 mil on my act

[gray parcel]

almost at $200m

[sleek prism]

damn, cool

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Get online

If youre playing badmington
Forgot it
Youre gonna lose in the game anyways

Play GTA

[tidal yew]

I played whole day i just got off

Plus got some work i gtd

[brittle hatch]

wow i finally done every missions for the mansions

[fossil dagger]

Done the Micheal one too?

[west stirrup]

Did you kill Cliffy 2.0?

[hollow owl]

Chat, what 8 plaques would be a flex on my mansion wall

[nova comet]

This is why good feature

[teal gale]

Does it work without ur raided business having security upgrade

[fierce mason]

AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHH

[brittle hatch]

killed everyone

[daring bobcat]

you need security at the business too

[hollow owl]

I'm thinking
OG Heists
Arena War
Doomsday
Diamond Casino and Resort
Diamond Casino
Los Santos Tuners
The Contract
And idk for the 8th one

[teal gale]

only 15 million to be able to stay as mc president then

[pastel spire]

why are you thinking? knock it off

[hollow owl]

Well.... I'm a solo player

And most of those need 2+ players

[pastel spire]

same

no friends

[daring bobcat]

if you actually read it "bolster existing businesses security to eliminate raids entirely"

[hollow owl]

I wanna not do them for when I move to PC but idk when that will be

[pastel spire]

pc is peak because glitches

[opal rock]

Bego meet Trace, Trace meet Bego, now friends.

[teal gale]

ion read that much

[pastel spire]

who is trace

[hollow owl]

Il show you mine

[sleek prism]

@hollow owl maybe 8th for you is drug wars

[hollow owl]

Maybe

[pastel spire]

Perhaps

[hollow owl]

My wall is crazy

Here

[pastel spire]

wasn't there a wall thing with like zebras fucking or sum shit😭

[hollow owl]

Idk

[pastel spire]

also how did u get that gold thing

[hollow owl]

The career T4

[pastel spire]

the what

[hollow owl]

The Career progress

[pastel spire]

[hollow owl]

[daring bobcat]

in-game go to pause then career

[pastel spire]

so it just appears on my wall

[daring bobcat]

save some pixels for me man

[hollow owl]

No, you add them yourself

In ur mansion

[pastel spire]

how

[hollow owl]

I could easily cracked out Clucking Bell

[daring bobcat]

survivals is an easy one

[pastel spire]

i don’t get this joke

why is my brain so slow today

[hollow owl]

Mansion Management > Customisations > Plaques

[pastel spire]

:0

cool

[hollow owl]

Yeah

10 waves as a solo

Ive done that many times

[nova comet]

I got oscar guzman one

[hollow owl]

On Proccessed

[hollow owl]

Thats the only one I have

And i need 87 more waves

[opal rock]

You don’t have money fronts? That was so easy

[hollow owl]

Close to done

[nova comet]

Same one mission must 80% accuracy its mean no miss shot ?

[pastel spire]

i like how many people has christmas pfps

[gray parcel]

money fronts and yacht missions are the easiest t4s

[tame holly]

Vehicle enthusiast is also really ez

[hollow owl]

Yesh nearly done with that too

[gray parcel]

not really

[hollow owl]

Need 5 gold flight school medals

[gray parcel]

the simian exports take forever

[hollow owl]

And 3 more vehicle plats

[gray parcel]

1 per day

[tame holly]

Fair, i did mine over time so it was almost done when going for it

[hollow owl]

Weapons expert no

T3 is no

[pastel spire]

What is T3

[tame holly]

Lemme guess the MK2 ammo ?

[hollow owl]

No

I have them all

Its win a challenge

Against each weapon type

With another player

[hollow owl]

Tier 3

T4 im basically done

[pastel spire]

[hollow owl]

Just need to win 10 challenges agaisnt another player

[tame holly]

Its fine, just a bit annoying cuz players leave after the first round most of the time and it doesn't count even if u won

[gray parcel]

i did it with a random it took like 10 minutes for both of us

[hollow owl]

Oh and visit gun van 10 days in a row

Highest I've gotten is 2

[daring bobcat]

not that hard

[hollow owl]

Heists the closest is cayo

But its boring me

[tame holly]

One of the earlier T4 i did was tuners, only really hard one is the 10 daily exports

[daring bobcat]

I have both the weapons expert and vehicle enthusiast T4

[hollow owl]

LS tuners I might do

I need the prize ride

And all 10 exotic cars

And 1.3 mill in customer vehicles left

[opal rock]

That will take forever

Unless bonus week

[hollow owl]

TDC&R no

Never doing that

How long have Clubhouse contracts been a thing for

[nova comet]

Im already did that

[hollow owl]

Bunker one ehhh

The shooting challenges i suck ass

[opal rock]

Minigun for the win

[hollow owl]

Hangar is alright

Still need 870 crates

And 3 cargo types

[gray parcel]

idk how consolers do it

[hollow owl]

NC is doable

Just the dance for 5 mins is a pain

[daring bobcat]

one of the worst awards

[gray parcel]

aim assist doesn't work on the range targets right

[hollow owl]

Contract i need 88 more Spec/+

And 71 more payphone

[gray parcel]

i autohotkeyed the dance awards

[hollow owl]

And all short trip missions need doing

Ive done 3

[daring bobcat]

that one took me ages but I did it when they were both 2x

[hollow owl]

LSDW is no where near close

T2 is done

Chop Shop i need 3 more bonus for robberies

[sleek prism]

How..?

resupplies etc?

[hollow owl]

Um

Never stolen any supplies

Not a single time

[sleek prism]

damn

[gray parcel]

do your tractor time

rite of passage

[hollow owl]

BDB is far but not rlly far

[hollow owl]

Idk what that is

[gray parcel]

the tractor resupply mission

it's ass and a half

[hollow owl]

AOS I need 2 Priority files in a row

And 1 plat and 1 challenge missions

[sleek prism]

fuck the tractor mission

[hollow owl]

Money Fronts i need 2 plats

Even though I have 17 plats

[opal rock]

I’m really glad I’m not one for completing stuff

I couldn’t care less about t4 🥳

[gray parcel]

i got 20 t4s and retired

now i just get high and blast around my toreador

[hollow owl]

I have never touched a lowrider mission 😭

[gray parcel]

yeah that's my one contact mission i didn't finish

[fossil dagger]

First floor is done

[hollow owl]

Repo seems cool to do

[fossil dagger]

Next floor expensive looking cars

[gray parcel]

my mansion is just my 4 sultans and 4 sentinels

[hollow owl]

Paper Trail fuck off

Bruh ive done all 6 missions

[nova comet]

Lemme guess Juggernaut in Silo ?

[hollow owl]

No

[gray parcel]

the IAA hoodie is sweet

[hollow owl]

The T4

[sleek prism]

That mission sucked, atleast as solo

[hollow owl]

SAM is meh

[lament wasp]

I filled mine with old 4x4s and beaters. Stealth wealth

[nova comet]

That place very creepy at dark