gta-online-mk2

[hollow owl]

[celest wyvern]

He's my favorite from IV

[still bobcat]

Haviland

[brittle hatch]

a female gta online character

[celest wyvern]

@hollow owl you happen to know?

[hollow owl]

Hes some gangster ai

[celest wyvern]

Oh damn

[still bobcat]

Hes crap

[hollow owl]

He reminds me of Vernon

[celest wyvern]

I was hoping for cowboy

[still bobcat]

Avoid OG

[celest wyvern]

Arthur Morgan as my AI would've been great

[hollow owl]

OG is eh

Cool but nha

Haviland is my favourite

[celest wyvern]

What's the one that says mommy if you're a female character

[hollow owl]

Angel

[celest wyvern]

That one is hilarious

[sleek prism]

Did they do smth for hair styles? I havent wear night vision and bald is shining

[hollow owl]

And she says daddy if ur a male

[celest wyvern]

I'm getting angel

For sure

[gray parcel]

ray traced bald 🙌

[hollow owl]

I had to change Angel

I couldn't stand it

[celest wyvern]

Splendid, Agent 47.

[sleek prism]

Time to kill some enemies in stealth

[celest wyvern]

Any new weapons this update?

Not like we need them.

[hollow owl]

Not afaik

[still bobcat]

are freeroam events double money or something?

just got $140000 for criminal damage

[hollow owl]

What is the "cooldown" for our character to not be tired

[gray parcel]

we need a medieval faire update with knight armor and claymores and shit

[hollow owl]

I need to pump out platinuma

Uhhh wtf

Invisible legs

The boots I use remove my legs

[celest wyvern]

Goddamn.

That's a pretty good payout the hell

[daring bobcat]

jezz

[still bobcat]

pretty good for coming out of my instanced tongva hills mansion and then flying down to fort zancudo

[steep ether]

You need more muneh

[still bobcat]

Yes that would have been great

[celest wyvern]

It'd be great if at random you get greetings or antagonized

[steep ether]

Morning, mister.

Get the fuck outta my camp.

[celest wyvern]

Pretty much

You smell like a shit took a shit

[steep ether]

"You and me, player, we ain't decent. But these folk? At the casino? Them fellers are even worse, and we need more muneh"

[celest wyvern]

Perfect.

I love it

[steep ether]

I will never understand some of the typos everyone makes

"Micheal" "Sentinal" like wtf

[hollow owl]

I've just calculated that if u made a brand new character and did First and Last Dose, Clucking Bell and the KnoWay missions, you will earn 2.1 million in total

Literally 100k away from Kosatka

And none of those require a business

[gray parcel]

gta is america simulator so you get a lot of nonenglish players

[steep ether]

Probably better to save for the sparrow as well, and after a few cayos one should buy an arcade (and use the sparrow for preps while they don't have a mk2) because the casino heist is better

[steep ether]

I know but that's just basic reading

[hollow owl]

Most get sparrow after they have done cayo for first time or 2nd

But yh

[steep ether]

I also don't understand why people forgot about the casino heist

It's way better than cayo nowadays

Guaranteed 1.7m or more in just over an hour

And if you don't want to wait you can do a cayo during the cooldown

[gray parcel]

i'd do casino more if i could just solo it

it's 10x less effort than cayo

but i'm also still replaying my panther statue

[steep ether]

I am 100% sure the reason why cayo scope outs are so painfully long is because they saw how everyone repeated casino scopes until they got gold or artwork

[steep ether]

Eh not really, the finale is harder and the preps take more time, but it's still better

Also can i fucking shoot lester in the head 26 times

The motherfucker doesn't shut up

His voice is so annoying

[gray parcel]

i like lester in my ear more than pavel

i'm at my limit with every npc though

if 6 doesn't have a dialogue volume slider i'ma freak out

[steep ether]

I prefer pavel's calmer and deeper voice, but lester just never shuts the fuck up

[gray parcel]

the only npc voice i don't hate by now is vincent's

[steep ether]

Vincent is a gigachad

He actually respects us

Maybe not but he talks in a respectful way

[gray parcel]

he's deep enough that it almost bypasses that tin can phone call audio effect

[steep ether]

Sometimes too respectful, like when he says "salutations" lol

[gray parcel]

which i find extremely grating when every npc's lines are in that effect

[steep ether]

It's especially annoying with lester imo

I just hope 6 fixes this

It will have a radio effect but it could be less annoying

[gray parcel]

rockstar goes pretty all in with voice actors so i imagine we can't disable voices purely because of their efforts

maybe if they took the AI pill

[sleek prism]

@midnight rover Didnt know you have a shop in gta

[steep ether]

They should've just given lester and pavel less voicelines for repeated heists

[gray parcel]

yeah i was half expecting that to be a thing

[steep ether]

It's funny how they shot themselves in the feet by not doing this, because it completely deletes the idea that the heists are canonically repeatable

(That's a good thing imo)

But still, they should add an option to make lester and pavel talk less

[still bobcat]

my tattoos disappear in these knoway missions

[gray parcel]

tats too degen for mansions

💅

[sleek prism]

nice jump

[warm belfry]

tony hawk trick sound

[steep ether]

You must feed your garbage truck every day to keep it happy

[nocturne fossil]

[steep ether]

Oh my fucking god rockstar had like 3 or 4 chances to explain what "remotely managing businesses' staff" does AND THEY STILL DID NOT EXPLAIN IT

[whole spruce]

robbed

[still bobcat]

nerfed tattoos for being overpowered

this what my alt accounts look like when i just create them

[warm belfry]

how much are the pets

i see you have to buy them and i swear if a cat is like 750k

[still bobcat]

no they're like $15,000 or something

they dont do anything

you can just go up to it and hit e to pet only in certain spots of the hoouse

[misty berry]

How much do you get from the new update missions on the first clear?

[forest jackal]

15k

and you can name em

mine are dawg and 🐱

[misty berry]

I mean its pretty simple. You can send out the aircraft and cargo warehouse staff to get shit, and send out the bail employees on work

Honestly I think its a nice little buff to the bail business

[forest jackal]

dem trophies

[viscid belfry]

I see you are a fellow record holder, nice

[sleek prism]

under 60min gonna be interesting

[warm belfry]

what are these for

cuz i love trophies but rockstar loves being evil about trophies

i just straight up havent bothered with arcade trophies

sorry im asking so many Questions im at Work.

[untold dock]

under 60 minutes was easy

getting the elite challenge on the finale wasn't though

you really have to go for headshots to get the 35

[brittle hatch]

There's snow everywhere on the newswire post but no snow in game, scam

[gray parcel]

how long does snow last

is it just a week thing

[hollow owl]

Does anyone know what Stunt Jump i need to hit in Tunnel Vision for the award

Like ive been trying for the past half hour

[thick rose]

Is car a bad name for my cat

[forest jackal]

it's in the mansion

[forest jackal]

indeed

[thick rose]

I named my dog

Chop jr

[warm belfry]

usually from the week of christmas to the first week after new years iirc

[warm belfry]

yeah i mean how do i get them

[hollow owl]

Im so fucking stupid

Its the small metal sheet on the floor

Bro....

[forest jackal]

they in yo interaction menu when you go near the displays

[sleek prism]

Yay

[hollow owl]

I have to do trash talking

No snacks

Which is dumb as I did it already

[sleek prism]

no snacks or armor is so easy, you can die and it counts

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik

[daring bobcat]

found the mission with micheal

[sturdy tapir]

Trash bag mission is so dogshit

[daring bobcat]

holly shit ||bullet time with Michael||

[still bobcat]

I did the trains mission and didnt get paid

My associated did

[daring bobcat]

did someone say yoga?

[fossil dagger]

I've done the 5 missions now. And I didn't see Micheal even once

great

[daring bobcat]

after the 5, there is a 6th

home sweet home

[fossil dagger]

Can't see a A on the map

[hollow owl]

Elite pays extra 100k

Meh

[daring bobcat]

he will call you

[turbid spire]

downward dog, bro clearly need some more yoga there XD

[candid veldt]

so there is nothing with mr faber and michael at themoment?

[daring bobcat]

there is with micheal

nice view

[candid veldt]

yea tongva is the nicer of the 3

[silk shuttle]

get money get paid get all 3

[junior dagger]

lmao its the best one, so satisfying doing all 3 stops in perfect stealth

[still bobcat]

How does Angel get Mutt to produce all this Acid so quickly

[fossil dagger]

Alright done it

Anything more? Or do i delete this game now

[junior dagger]

keep grinding career progress tiers

[fossil dagger]

I'll take that as deleting the game thanks!

[junior dagger]

🤣👎

[forest jackal]

you gotta do bench press now

[candid veldt]

k the mansion mission is pretty fun

I bet Angel kept whispering to the mercs, Daddys coming

[sturdy tapir]

When is the call from avi supposed to happen

[candid veldt]

5-10m after

[daring bobcat]

remember when Franklin was introduced, he ended up being a few missions, the same might happen with Michael

[versed lintel]

i did 150 reps

[versed lintel]

franklin appeared alot because he was still young and in the game
michael is old and retired so most likely he wont play as big a part as franklin did

[candid veldt]

well Mr Faber will be the new villain, but i wonder if a prep for gta 6

[sturdy tapir]

Got the invitation

[versed lintel]

i wanna see if u can rob players vault

[burnt maple]

No

[candid veldt]

you expect too much

[versed lintel]

yea prob cause of jailbreak

but hey its not an idea far fetched

[gray parcel]

what if the last heist...is us 😨

[swift merlin]

Don’t flame me to death

Bought a shark card a while ago

No sign of it anywhere

I don’t have the time to grind , I get 30 mins casual play occasionally now and managed to go 10 years getting everything else through hard work

Any help

[daring bobcat]

spent about $35Mil today

[candid veldt]

they will try to tie Faber is the mastermind behind everything

[versed lintel]

you missed one mansion then

[daring bobcat]

soon

[sage river]

@spiral lichen the ai assistant calls the female character "mommy" 💀 💀

allat grinding for a mansion to be called that is crazy

[versed lintel]

still whenever she says daddy i think for a good 5 seconds as to who voiced her

[swift merlin]

Could always just choose the other two vocal options

[versed lintel]

nope

[candid veldt]

my theory, the reason Mr Faber reached out to the player to make business, is to back stab him

Mr Faber is a friend to the cayo perico boss, the Duggans

the player basically wrecked his business

[gray parcel]

the va worked on a show called 'the mom list'

[daring bobcat]

close up of michael's card

[versed lintel]

whos the VA

[silk shuttle]

i'm in a lobby with a celebrity

[gray parcel]

her name is Elena Melener

[candid veldt]

thats some high level lobby

who is the celeb?

[candid veldt]

weird isnt he studio owner?

[versed lintel]

her?

[gray parcel]

evidently

[daring bobcat]

you can also call his number

[versed lintel]

damn

[gray parcel]

credited in 2013

has she always been around

[brittle hatch]

Nah it's solomon richards

[versed lintel]

at least ik whos sugar talking in my ear from now

[candid veldt]

he works for Richards? producers aren't that rich

[versed lintel]

can practically visualise it

[candid veldt]

criminal producers maybe hehe

[daring bobcat]

thats what its all about, right there

[sturdy tapir]

Holy shi Micheal still got that aim in his unc stage

[silk shuttle]

it's mich🅰️🇪 l

not mich l

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

rag

[sturdy tapir]

[candid veldt]

he kills nothing tho 😄
and one time he pushed my guy into the fire

[sturdy tapir]

He killed a few

at least when i did the mission

Besides i got one question, where the fok is Franklin as backup when you need him

[candid veldt]

when I arrived the mansion the security guard at the front door killed 3 in 1 sec... but then my security stopped working it seems 😄

[sturdy tapir]

[candid veldt]

Smoking too much weed this is what happens

ooohhh faber call after the mansion battle

creepy dude

[sleek prism]

who..? or are you seeing things?

[silk shuttle]

rag as i said

[daring bobcat]

🤣

[silk shuttle]

cora is a celeb too

[crisp zealot]

@regal gate I bet your broke ass didn't buy it yet

[sleek prism]

I didnt scroll down

[candid veldt]

ragnarson is streaing

[regal gate]

actually i did, you should choose angel voice for assistance

[crisp zealot]

She called me mommy

[regal gate]

lmaoo

[junior dagger]

what even makes a celeb in gta dafaq

[crisp zealot]

Time to find glitches

So they added bench press after 10 years

[regal gate]

didn't see it, interesting

[silk shuttle]

idk but cora is a celeb to me

and rag is a celeb in general

and i'm a celeb of the times gone

[hollow owl]

If you picked Angel as your AI voice

I will personally grief you

Forever

[junior dagger]

jokes on u i picked the british voice

[hollow owl]

Same

[tame holly]

Its the most normal one after all

[silk shuttle]

i did but i realized that i made a severe and continuous prolapse in my judgment

[tame holly]

The logical choice

[tame holly]

U can change it for free btw

[silk shuttle]

i know

[hollow owl]

It was so uncomfortable just doing the gym stuff like wtf

Bro wants to watch it after im done?

[crisp zealot]

What if there's 2 people who bought the same mansion

[hollow owl]

Angel needs therapy

[crisp zealot]

Angel is good as she is

You need therapy

[hollow owl]

Yeah I do after listening to Angel for 48 mins getting platinum awards

[midnight rover]

Just a little side business

[regal gate]

fr, she's a good girl

[hollow owl]

[crisp zealot]

You cant open the bm2 stairs door while in first person

[hollow owl]

Yeah im leaving

[still bobcat]

what happens when you join avi

[crisp zealot]

[still bobcat]

i got invited to "home sweet home" and now its gone from my list

because i wanted to go do my casino spins

[past gazelle]

byebye tracedman

[crisp zealot]

Yeah this door will bring chaos

[junior dagger]

indeed

[junior dagger]

she is not and we all are tired of pretending that she is

[sleek prism]

rice in

[past gazelle]

hallo

[sleek prism]

hi

[junior dagger]

rice pudding, y'all

[crisp zealot]

There's something wrong with YOU

[forest jackal]

I think they fixed the d5

[junior dagger]

ty means i have morals

[crisp zealot]

I walked around the whole mansion and there was nothing weird

[sleek prism]

with cinnamon, maybe sugar

[junior dagger]

yes

[silk shuttle]

thank god

[crisp zealot]

It means the opposite you just copping

[junior dagger]

copping, i do like rp'ing as cops in gta

i own all the cop cars and all the cop outfits now

[crisp zealot]

[junior dagger]

better to have hope then to cope thats what i always say

[crisp zealot]

Then why are you coping

[junior dagger]

you take your copium if it makes u feel better

me? ill just take my hopium indeed

[junior dagger]

im not you posted it not me

i said i have hopium not copium, LMAO

[junior dagger]

re read who posted the pepe cope emote it has your name, not mine lol

[crisp zealot]

Yall hating on AN ANGEL

[junior dagger]

more like demon haha

[crisp zealot]

It means you're the one coping

[junior dagger]

fallen angel

[crisp zealot]

[junior dagger]

nah i dont think you know what it means

[sleek prism]

@untold dock you bought fmj mk5 ?

[west stirrup]

Angel is amazing

[junior dagger]

maybe if ur 13

[west stirrup]

The best Angel

[junior dagger]

but im 37 dont need that shit lol

[spiral lichen]

the mansions are too cheap, should’ve been 20 mill minimum

[untold dock]

i have it yes

[west stirrup]

Oooh look, fun police

[junior dagger]

ye i wish they were in 50-80 mil price range

make it harder to get

[spiral lichen]

doesn’t that actually make u more better suited for her voice lines iykyk

[junior dagger]

ty for compliment

[crisp zealot]

Damn unc you might die before gta 6 take care of your health

[gray parcel]

damn someone beat me

i assumed i was the reigning unc at 36

[junior dagger]

nah im not a pedophile shes likle 13

[junior dagger]

indeed

[untold dock]

si

[spiral lichen]

who said angel was 13? she sounds 30

[sleek prism]

how you got it

[candid veldt]

NO DRIVER

[spiral lichen]

seems like projection lol

[untold dock]

just bought in lscm

[junior dagger]

i dont know never heard her voice i only heard british voice and selected it asap

[candid veldt]

angel is prolly the ai from doomsday

[spiral lichen]

?

[gray parcel]

is there a british male option

[junior dagger]

huh

[gray parcel]

can i have a roger moore ai

[spiral lichen]

now u never heard her voice im ocnfused ?

[junior dagger]

yes the middle one, the one i picked

[still bobcat]

Beautiful

[junior dagger]

not interested in fake ai i like the british voice like alfred from batman

[sleek prism]

Hell yeah, they really fixed D5

[junior dagger]

i have steam friend in gta who in their 50s

[spiral lichen]

aren’t they all AI…

[crisp zealot]

Holy dumb

[junior dagger]

yes but at least we can have alfred and be batman

[spiral lichen]

what happened to that one dude on here called “thatoldgamer” who was like 56

[junior dagger]

and put vigilante on podium to rp as batman

[gray parcel]

my old classic WoW guild is unc city

[junior dagger]

unca donald and unca scrooge

[versed lintel]

Rip to the king

Ig I should sell it now

[sleek prism]

Yeah..

[versed lintel]

Even with the stx since there is a pursuit variant

[sleek prism]

"Thanks for helping me to complete some career progress challenges.. now its time to sell"

[versed lintel]

Lowk used it in dcmm act 2 for reaching agent 14

[junior dagger]

u wanna help me in some career tiers sometime?

[untold dock]

@sleek prism if you want the fmj i can bring it

[sleek prism]

Maybe

[junior dagger]

i did most of them on xbox series s while waiting for pc to get enhanced and dont feel like pc grind on them again lol

[sleek prism]

I was just going to check all cars, lscm, simeon and luxury autos

[spiral lichen]

this is how i feel with my account

i don’t feel like grinding bc i did it for years on console

but i have to bc there’s nothing else to do so lol

i wish we could transfer console to pc

[junior dagger]

my pc account is older then xbox series s since my pc account is originally from xbox 360 in 2013

only got xbox series s in 2023

but at least i have a console for gta6

[sleek prism]

@untold dock right you bought it from someone? inv me ?

[whole spruce]

how do you get the new FMJ

[untold dock]

buy in lscm

[pastel spire]

is this the high class chat

i feel distinguished being here

[daring bobcat]

how do you end a house party?

[whole spruce]

so no other place to possibly get it? must it be from a player?

[untold dock]

correct

or buy gta+

if anyone wants it, it's here right now

[sleek prism]

I just paid 5,4M for it

[whole spruce]

400k short

thats quite expensive

[sleek prism]

75M left

no mansion yet

[whole spruce]

i guess i'm running a cayo

[daring bobcat]

I have 2 of them

[whole spruce]

can i get it from one of you after i do this cayo

[still bobcat]

is home sweet home the last mission

[whole spruce]

or should i get the mansion first?

[daring bobcat]

for now, yes

[still bobcat]

alright, is there a way to replay all 6 missions?

[daring bobcat]

yes, when he calls again on the payphone

[trim canyon]

Has HSW that's why

[still bobcat]

oh ffs

[daring bobcat]

my 2 furbaby's

[untold dock]

tit 69

nice

[sleek prism]

I was thinking same :D

[candid veldt]

there is a 2 player mission in the mansion movie theater

[static smelt]

This is so GHETTO why is our mansion next to one of these...

[west stirrup]

That is what you get for buying the cheapskate mansion

[sleek prism]

Sentinel XS4 looks good

[static smelt]

It has the best access to the city tho.

Devin's is in the middle of nowhere and the other one is in the worst place in the LS

[untold dock]

i have the sentinel if you want to drive it

[sleek prism]

nah, I dont think I'm buying it

maybe the best copy of bmw they have done

[spiral lichen]

LMFAO

[sleek prism]

@alpine basin you saw Simeon selling Rapid GT Classic?

[spiral lichen]

i bought devin’s bc it actually has a view and isn’t slapped in front of a literal college and has an actual beautiful design

it’s the best of all the mansions if u weigh every aspect

rockstar should’ve made 5 mansions

[covert atlas]

Brokie copium

[spiral lichen]

it’s not like it would’ve been hard??they basically have the same design jsut slightly tweaked, interiors are all the exact same only slight differences are the exteriors and balcony section

3 mansions is so lazy

[west stirrup]

If you say so

[spiral lichen]

i wanted more variety of interior choices too

[west stirrup]

Why would they not be the same

[spiral lichen]

never questioned why they were

i was just stating that they are the same which wood make it easier to replicate

[lost lily]

Bought 6 mansions. -90M 😎

[west stirrup]

Say what

[spiral lichen]

no way

[covert atlas]

2nd character‼️

I feel bad for my 2nd character I haven’t loaded in as him in like a year

[lost lily]

I wanna hear mommy and daddy as much as possible

[sleek prism]

hmm

vinewood hills better than richman villa?

[spiral lichen]

no

vine wood hills is the worst one lol

[daring bobcat]

or just buy all 3

[spiral lichen]

the views are lowkey shit

vinewood has the most plain exterior design

devon’s house has the most interesting complex design i love it

guys is it just me but i feel like they made cayo harder??

i keep failing nowadays but back in the day i would never fail it would be such easy run, or is it just pc being buggy as fuck?

my guards r always bugged

or they spot bodies soooo muc (which i rarelyg got spotted for before?)

[sleek prism]

Is that car showcase?

[covert atlas]

Yeah

[daring bobcat]

yep

you can also get 2 cars on your front drive

[untold dock]

i know what to put in the showcase

[opal rock]

Not that big a deal but you can’t blow up the smoke on the water van anymore

[covert atlas]

That’s actually really unfortunate

That’s what made it better than Car Wash

[sleek prism]

"Shit, I forgot my duffel bag"

[daring bobcat]

perfect

[sleek prism]

gn

[daring bobcat]

night

[whole spruce]

hello mikku

nvm sleep well

[misty berry]

The mansion is pretty neat so far. Still exploring mine

Wish there were more non-joke decorations to pick from but modern art gonna modern art ig

[daring bobcat]

basement 2 is useless

[fossil dagger]

my friends vault didn't have shit in it, while mine is filled with gold and cash

[fast bridge]

It’s probably like the casino safe

I’m rich and mine is full

[misty berry]

what casino safe

[fast bridge]

The safe in the casino penthouse

If you have 12M chips, it’s full of chips

[misty berry]

So based on current money

Explaining why I get this lol

[west stirrup]

[daring bobcat]

yep, you need more money

[misty berry]

"This is where you would store all your money if you didnt spend it all on a place to put all your money"

To be fair scrounging up 9M in a day aint bad

How many cars can you store at the mansion? Im guessing 10 per floor, plus the podium, plus someone mentioned 2 in the driveway?

[silk shuttle]

broke ass

[misty berry]

I need to go steal more panther statues

[fast bridge]

20 max per mansion

[viscid belfry]

How much money do you need to have it filled?

[daring bobcat]

well I have about $80M and it looked full to me

[covert atlas]

With how many diamonds I’ve robbed I’m surprised it’s just gold and cash in there

[misty berry]

One thing Im noticing is that the mansion doesnt seem to have a kitchen

[covert atlas]

No paintings, statues, artifacts, nothing

Our characters have an infinite supply of granola bars in their back pocket so makes sense

[misty berry]

which mansion did yall go with? The one by the vinewood sign was tempting. Im a fan of the solitude

[daring bobcat]

all of them

[misty berry]

why

garage space?

[daring bobcat]

because I can!

[misty berry]

fair

Time to pick my 21 cars for the mansion

[daring bobcat]

20*

[misty berry]

podium car

[daring bobcat]

still counts for the garage

[misty berry]

Thats dumb as hell

[daring bobcat]

and the 2 driveway cars

[misty berry]

That I can understand more but the podium car counting toward the 20 is dumb

[daring bobcat]

if you have security for the business and mansion security, it prevents raids entirely!

[misty berry]

yeah looking forward to grabbing that upgrade

shaddup lester

I know its unlikely, but can I repalce the mansion helicopter with a personal aircraft?

Thatd be awesome

[daring bobcat]

you cna leave via personal aircraft

[misty berry]

yeah but I mean like have the personal aircraft sitting there

lemme slap the Annhilator down on my personal helipad

[daring bobcat]

you can land your heli and it wll stay on the roof

[misty berry]

Oh cool

[fossil dagger]

apparently it's how much money you have rn

like if you have 50k it's not gonna be much there and if you have hundreds of millions it will be filled with gold and cash

[static smelt]

Holy shit

[whole spruce]

is your pfp that guy who makes food from the past

[misty berry]

indeed it is

[whole spruce]

love him

[misty berry]

poverty in a mansion

[misty berry]

From the episode where he makes the ninja balls that took him 2 or 3 years

and then he tries them and looks like this

[daring bobcat]

rich in assets, poor in money

[merry marsh]

so far so good

[teal gale]

is fleeca job replay glitch still working

[daring bobcat]

great choices so far

[trim lotus]

im trapped in the train cockpit help

[merry marsh]

ive spent 21 mil so far today 😭

[west stirrup]

Pennies

[misty berry]

hm... do I wanna use my mansion for supercars or classics... decisions decisions

[trim lotus]

i cant do anything

i wont be able to do the stunt jump 💔

[gray parcel]

do they really expect me to buy a 15th armory in this game

[west stirrup]

Do it

[gray parcel]

i don't use the 15 i have now

[still bobcat]

Ending B

[twin drum]

why oh why did they have to make it sound like "mum" when haviland says ma'am

[still bobcat]

isnt that english?

[twin drum]

all the english people i've heard still said ma'am with a very obvious A sound

[twin drum]

maybe it's a very specific regional dialect from like yorkshire or whatever

[trim lotus]

anyone know how to get out of here

[twin drum]

but i sure havent heart anyone say it like that

[gray parcel]

english ma'am is like "mahm"

[twin drum]

bear

[whole spruce]

i should watch that

[twin drum]

@hollow owl do we still need the slow mode

[hollow owl]

Idk

I didn't change it

[twin drum]

i thought you did

[hollow owl]

No

[twin drum]

it appeared when you commented on it earlier today, mb

[misty berry]

I dont even have enough supercars to fill the mansion garage

I only have 17

[twin drum]

why do they have to be super cars

[hollow owl]

Blame the Bird mod

[misty berry]

Mostly just wanted to see if itd fill the thing

[twin drum]

3 of the slots arent in the actual garage i think

2 are driveway and 1 is podium

so your 17 cars should fill the garage itself

[hollow owl]

How can I add another car onto the driveway

I can't figure out how

[twin drum]

same way you add it to the podium

[hollow owl]

Must've skipped past it

[twin drum]

it doesnt tell you

just go into the blue circle in the garage and it'll button prompt you

[misty berry]

the cars are a lot more spread out than I imagined

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik, I meant as in i must've like skipped over a space

[misty berry]

Not the finest garage youve made R*

[broken musk]

Just noticed something.. the mk2 flare capacity has been reduced to 10 instead of 20

Not that I really care

[hollow owl]

My Auto Shop is empty

Hasn't been in years

God knows how long

[twin drum]

mate im actually so annoyed at the fmj they added

[hollow owl]

I can't drive it yet

I heard its top speed is like 157

[twin drum]

i just want an OG ford gt, the FIRST fmj was already a slap in the face

[hollow owl]

So gts still on top

[twin drum]

and now they add THIS ugly thing

[hollow owl]

I kinda like it

Looks aggressive

[twin drum]

i mean if people want the fugly future car so be it

[west stirrup]

Nuh uh

[twin drum]

but give me a classic ford gt ffs

[hollow owl]

Do i need to be Angel Hater #1

[west stirrup]

Sure

[twin drum]

angel is so cringe

[hollow owl]

Fr

[twin drum]

literally WHY does it call you mommy

[hollow owl]

This is gnna be so weird to say but

Idm irl ppl talking like that to their partners infront of their friends or smth

[broken musk]

It says a lot of other weird stuff too

[hollow owl]

But AI is just weird

[hollow owl]

Maybe not the mommy and daddy part

But yk

[west stirrup]

Fun police

[twin drum]

it's not even just about being AI

[daring bobcat]

you can turn the AI voice off

[twin drum]

i just dont want to be addressed as that every single time i walk into the house

[hollow owl]

Cliffford > OG

[twin drum]

cliffford also says daddy

[daring bobcat]

clifford os great

[daring bobcat]

does not

[broken musk]

I think the angel AI is funny rn but it will eventually stop amusing me

[hollow owl]

???

He does

[daring bobcat]

nope

[broken musk]

Yes

[hollow owl]

His iconic line is

"I will miss you.... daddy"

[broken musk]

very last scene

[hollow owl]

"Do you like dad or daddy?"

[broken musk]

Or one of his last words or smth

[twin drum]

he literally constantly calls avon daddy, this isnt even up for debate

also why cant you hide the avi missions

[daring bobcat]

what did you guys call your cat&dog?

[twin drum]

am i doomed to hear the phone ring every time i drive past it

[twin drum]

creature and animal

[hollow owl]

Cat: Trace
Dog: Chop 2.0

[broken musk]

I called my cat purrito

[daring bobcat]

dog is Rudi and cat is PawPrints

[hollow owl]

So far I haven't found a bug yet knock on wood

Also

[twin drum]

is there any knowledge on what the business boost does yet

[hollow owl]

Why tf does our character sit in the FIB chair for soooo long at times

[hollow owl]

Not yet

[twin drum]

my trash trucks kept teleporting into the air every time i put a bag into them

[hollow owl]

Not mine yet

I've done it 3 times today

Not a single bug

[broken musk]

I can’t seem to get avi to call me

[daring bobcat]

I messed up and set on of the missions to easy so need to redo them again

[twin drum]

thats because he doesnt call you

[broken musk]

The extremely obviously fake phone call lmao my internet crashed while I was doing it

[broken musk]

You wait and see then

[hollow owl]

I didn't realise till after the mission ended

[twin drum]

he sends you a text message to go to a payphone

he doesnt just call you

[broken musk]

I thought about it for a couple seconds and determined that if he goes to the lengths of using pay phones, why would he ever have his full name listed

couple seconds 10 minutes probably

[hollow owl]

I just wanted to do some missions with Michael and got disappointed

[broken musk]

My game crashed

[hollow owl]

😔

Also, when I first entered my mansion and as we went outside in the cutscene, it started raining

W luck for Amanda to say this is lovely

I thought it was scripted untill I regained control

[broken musk]

Ah I got the mission again

[hollow owl]

Yeah, its a 1hr cooldown

[misty berry]

Do yall color coordinate the cars in the same garage

[hollow owl]

The elite for the finale is so dumb

[broken musk]

Nah I had to job warp to my facility

[hollow owl]

No

[broken musk]

I didn’t get to complete it

[twin drum]

i lowkey think theres more to come

[hollow owl]

I hope so

[twin drum]

this wasnt enough for a whole dlc

[hollow owl]

Worst "cliffhanger" ever

[broken musk]

It’s half of it

[hollow owl]

I hope we get to destroy the FIB and KnoWay again

Even though we uh

Fucked with them first

[twin drum]

i think the implication was that avi went out to sea and drowned himself

[honest geyser]

Does this update bring thigh highs and cat ears for male characters

[hollow owl]

[hollow owl]

Unfortunately no

[twin drum]

paranoia got too bad

[west stirrup]

Is that why the camera dipped into the ocean

[west stirrup]

Yes

[twin drum]

idk man im guessing

[honest geyser]

What the fuck dude? FUCK MAN FUCK!

[hollow owl]

Jimmy line?

[west stirrup]

Hes lying

[hollow owl]

I feel like Jimmy said that somewhere

[honest geyser]

I kinda mimicked smiling friends when Pim bumped into the rotoscoped guy

[still bobcat]

is there a way of playing home sweet home from a different mansion?

if you have all 3

[covert atlas]

Also as an FYI, apparently the Mansion chopper is immune to explosives if you exit through helipad via interacting with your AI

[trim canyon]

what a bug

I hope they keep it tbh

I should be able to drink champagne in the sky worry free

Wait... Is it a bug?

[trim lotus]

The bag for anyone else stuck in the back of the fib truck

[covert atlas]

From what I’ve heard, yes

[still bobcat]

how do u do it, i just tried with my mansion volatus and it bllew up

[covert atlas]

Yeah I’m not sure. I just caught wind of it. I’d have to look it up

But apparently it’s a bug involving the Mansion helipad

[trim lotus]

is it cuz the FIB got out

that we couldnt get bag out of the truck

this is bullshit we was right at the end now we gotta redo everything

[trim canyon]

Lame. I hope it's intended lol

Like why not

[broken musk]

Lmao we have a top secret pet panic room

[covert atlas]

Yeah I mean all of the Mansion choppers are non Weaponized so it should be fine

Unless you plan on divebombing people and killing them with the rotor blades but I think the chopper might still blow up.

[steep ether]

Hear me out

The mansions have giant safes for a reason

We will be able to steal mr faber's mansion in the future

[hollow owl]

Okay so im at the blue dot to put my GTX on my driveway with my GTS but I see no space

[still bobcat]

The acid lab is producing $8000 a minute

[hollow owl]

So is it production speed boost for the mansion?

[untold dock]

can you stack the boost from the mansion with the acid lab boost

[hollow owl]

You can

[still bobcat]

Yea I have both the eyedropper thing active and the AI production boost on it right now

[hollow owl]

I did it earlier

Did the mansion one

Then I checked my lab

[still bobcat]

It's making $2000 every 15 seconds

[hollow owl]

And i could do the lab one

[steep ether]

Is there a way to hide unused garages from the mechanic UI?

[untold dock]

no

[hollow owl]

So it is only production speed boost

Still good either way

[untold dock]

the production boost seems pretty strong too

[still bobcat]

It was too big a clip to post but you get the idea

[untold dock]

i put it on the bunker and it ate those supplies up

[hollow owl]

So if I double stack Acid boost

2 hours to fill up 100%

Assuming the mansion boost is the same as the truck boost

[still bobcat]

it produces whilst ur just standing in the acid lab

so if u really wanted to, you could rubberband a controller and just check if u need supplies every hour

[hollow owl]

Uh yeah no

[untold dock]

this seems great but not 8 bucks a month great

[hollow owl]

I will do the touch pad method

[still bobcat]

i already have a stick drift controller so

[untold dock]

don't need to ruin controllers when just holding rmb works

[hollow owl]

MC businesses might be worth using now but only if you have a mansion and security upgrades on both

[untold dock]

simulated input works fine

[still bobcat]

not with 4 sell vehicles it aint

[untold dock]

yeah i actually supplied my mc shit

[hollow owl]

Isn't the cap 3 now?

[untold dock]

no

[still bobcat]

idk still not worth

[untold dock]

though i'd much rather drive 4 motorcycles than fly 3 planes

[hollow owl]

I've not had 4 in a while when I do the occasional sell

[still bobcat]

hang on

if I'm getting $2000 every 15 seconds

Doesn't that mean this takes an hour to fill up?

[covert atlas]

They’re still not worth doing but they’re at least not extremely annoying anymore

[hollow owl]

I need my lobby to fill tf up

[still bobcat]

I haven't slept yet but tell me I'm doing the math right

[hollow owl]

Well I'm off gta for today

[still bobcat]

Every 16 seconds the acid lab (eyedropper + AI boosts) it's making $2100

[hollow owl]

I'll double check it tomorrow when I can do the mansion boost

[hollow owl]

Honestly, decent dlc

[still bobcat]

We'll round it to 15 seconds for $2000 for simplicity sake, that's $8000 a minute, or $480,000 an hour

How long does the eyedropper boost last?

[bitter flicker]

Michael is in it so 9/10

[still bobcat]

It's a decent dlc so like 6.5/10

[hollow owl]

3 hours

[bitter flicker]

sadge that he's only in like the introduction / finale

[hollow owl]

7/10 for me

[bitter flicker]

maybe he's gonna be more involved in the next dlc idk

[hollow owl]

For once, the car's aren't carrying that much

[bitter flicker]

the dlc felt like they are cut off into 2 parts cuz of GTA 6 delay

[west stirrup]

If the Carry was day 1

[still bobcat]

And can be done every 24 hours?

[hollow owl]

Yes

[west stirrup]

I don’t want to wait ages for it

[bitter flicker]

if no Michael, probably 5 for me

mansions are cool yea but I will probably forget about it in like 2 weeks lmao

[hollow owl]

Had to sacrifice the Agent title

[bitter flicker]

who got raptor'd

[nocturne fossil]

the mansion was a trick in disguise to make the dlc look bigger as a distraction

[still bobcat]

nearly just sent @ rank

[nocturne fossil]

which tbf i dont mind cuz they did seem to work hard on it

[hollow owl]

You just did lmao

[nocturne fossil]

if only they gave a weapon, clothing, tattoos and hairstyle

[bitter flicker]

not me , my records still clean

[west stirrup]

Lame

[hollow owl]

Holy xp grind today

Started at 8kxp

[broken musk]

Watch this

[still bobcat]

Me too

[hollow owl]

Now at 17 nearly 18k

[still bobcat]

Ranked up like 5 times

[broken musk]

@bitter flicker

[west stirrup]

How

[bitter flicker]

which mansion y'all bought first

[nocturne fossil]

why did u name urself angel hater xd

[bitter flicker]

I bought the one near mini madrazo house

[hollow owl]

Cuz she is cringe

[nocturne fossil]

she is but did many people use her?

[broken musk]

Welcome to the world of rockstar games

[nocturne fossil]

i used havi

[bitter flicker]

same

[west stirrup]

Yes we do

[nocturne fossil]

they shoulda given a mexican AI

[west stirrup]

Vineweed

[bitter flicker]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

oh i BET you like hearing wabbits die

[still bobcat]

how do i do that font

or is it under nitro

[broken musk]

[hollow owl]

Wdym

[nocturne fossil]

i was gonna get that mansion until i heard rabbits screaming

[hollow owl]

Whats font that

[still bobcat]

ur nickname looks different than mine

[hollow owl]

Oh

Ur on pc

Thats why

[broken musk]

Jk I wouldn’t be opposed to that

[hollow owl]

Nitro thing

[still bobcat]

oh

okay thx

[broken musk]

Although rockstar would probably make it racist

[hollow owl]

Us mobile dont have access to that yet

[still bobcat]

Hello

[hollow owl]

Helo

[viscid belfry]

Angel about to make me act up if she keeps on talking to me like this fr

[still bobcat]

i know what you are

[broken musk]

[viscid belfry]

[west stirrup]

Brilliant name

[broken musk]

Take away his Angel privileges

[untold dock]

act up by changing to haviland?

[hollow owl]

Why are you deciding to join the dumb side against a mod

[still bobcat]

Angel is the good side

[nocturne fossil]

time to act up

[still bobcat]

[viscid belfry]

🤔

[hollow owl]

The only other reason I don't like Angel

[west stirrup]

Buffy

[viscid belfry]

Perjaps

[hollow owl]

Is the way ppl are nowadays

[broken musk]

The AI wars have begun

[nocturne fossil]

curious to know what athena says

[hollow owl]

Like I don't wanna come here everyday and see pol sending messages like.... not even gnna say

[nocturne fossil]

i bet athena loves angel

[rancid parcel]

So does the new AI Taxi put Downtown Cab co. out of business now?

I picked Alfred

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

I was just about to ping you

[viscid belfry]

Where does one find an Angel ai irl?

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[hollow owl]

So Athena

What AI is your favourite

[rancid parcel]

Alfred

[hollow owl]

Are you

YES

[covert atlas]

Haviland the goat

[broken musk]

Probably at a strip club

[hollow owl]

Goat

[viscid belfry]

An ai strip club?

[broken musk]

Idfk

[still bobcat]

Are you a succubus, jarvis or gangster kinda player

[nocturne fossil]

what does haviland refer to male characters as?

[viscid belfry]

Ai is taking strippers jobs now??

[hollow owl]

Yes

[broken musk]

Nobody should be pathetic enough to get turned on by an AI imo

[viscid belfry]

Mr Stark

[hollow owl]

#gta-online exists

[west stirrup]

Speak for yourself Pres

[broken musk]

Yes, I prefer to stay away from there

[hollow owl]

Another's reason I hate Angel

[west stirrup]

Oh not again

[viscid belfry]

Brother, do you know what game you are playing?

[broken musk]

Fake news!

[still bobcat]

I feel like Home Sweet Home would be boring without Angel

[viscid belfry]

Wdym lol

[west stirrup]

It’d be awkward if he called me and michael Daddy right

[hollow owl]

The people in that channel

[still bobcat]

I hope some kid gets in trouble after their parents hear Angel

[broken musk]

You’d fit right in

[west stirrup]

I havent done the mission yet but

[hollow owl]

I feel like this AI is going to split friendships

[viscid belfry]

Let me guess, there are people actually gooning to Angel in the other chat huh?

[hollow owl]

I don't wanna know

I main that channel

[viscid belfry]

Mf wat?

[broken musk]

Yes it’s basically an angel AI summit atp

[still bobcat]

I don't think it will, jokes aside Haviland is a perfectly good choice, OG is not though who tf is choosing OG

[west stirrup]

Hes funny

[hollow owl]

OG is the real NPC pick

[rancid parcel]

3 mansions so why not 3 AI?

[opal rock]

What’s wrong with OG

[hollow owl]

There is nothing wrong

He is just

Idk

[viscid belfry]

Are y’all pls on making an Angel text chat in this server?

[hollow owl]

Npc like

[still bobcat]

That's the easiest worse choice I've ever had to make

[rancid parcel]

Not suitable

[west stirrup]

I think you can only pick one AI for all 3, they’re combined ig

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[opal rock]

I haven’t heard it so I have no clue

[rancid parcel]

I haven't bought the other 2 yet

[hollow owl]

He sounds like Vernon

Dr Dre flashbacks

[opal rock]

Your ai is linked across properties, same with your pets

[still bobcat]

OG is for players who do Dr Dre finale

[hollow owl]

Yeah i did Dre alot

Those who know

[viscid belfry]

Same

[hollow owl]

But I'm still not picking OG

[viscid belfry]

I still do Dre contract

[opal rock]

Sounds like I might like OG

[viscid belfry]

I like the setup missions before the finale, they’re fun to do

Can you create your own heists now?

[rancid parcel]

What does the Vault do?

[west stirrup]

Flex

[viscid belfry]

I heard there’s a new mission creator that’s pretty in depth

[still bobcat]

Do we know the numbers for the vault?

[rancid parcel]

I feel like its another flashy CEO Safe

[hollow owl]

It is

[still bobcat]

What's the new minimum amount I will ever have

[viscid belfry]

80 mil I think it is

[hollow owl]

My minimum is 3 mill

I have 32 rn

[west stirrup]

1000 Ddays

[rancid parcel]

The cat doesn't even move around, freaking sucks

[still bobcat]

My minimum is 10 mil coz CEO

[west stirrup]

Ok i’ll stop

[opal rock]

It does

[still bobcat]

1,000 D-Day trophy

[opal rock]

I saw a photo it was in the garden

[neon acorn]

Yeah, I was pissed off 😭

[hollow owl]

Can't wait to grind 20 MK2s

[rancid parcel]

Wasted money for a rent free demon

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

My cat irl is a calico and I got a calico hoping for it to move

[rancid parcel]

While the doggo i can pet it

[hollow owl]

I like the cat

And the gawd

[viscid belfry]

I just now noticed your name bruh

[hollow owl]

Copied me

[neon acorn]

Copied me

[hollow owl]

Hope you see the lawsuit in the mail

[viscid belfry]

Wake up

[hollow owl]

You still exist?

Damm

[neon acorn]

yes

[hollow owl]

Jk lmao

[neon acorn]

I was literally yapping here for the week 😔

[hollow owl]

Honestly I've not been online much

Thats a lie tbh

[neon acorn]

Cap

[hollow owl]

I've been lurking and/or on Brawl Stars

Ive been on server lvl 151 for the past week now

[still bobcat]

I needed to balance the sides

[neon acorn]

You have to become number 3

[still bobcat]

Why

[neon acorn]

@west stirrup we have a number 2

[viscid belfry]

That’s kind of cool, when you do yoga you get a swim/ running speed boost

[neon acorn]

It’s really fast too, idk how long it lasts though

[untold dock]

only works in freemode

[viscid belfry]

I wonder how long it lasts and if you also get the boosts in missions and heists?

[untold dock]

if you start any instanced job you lose it

[viscid belfry]

Same

[still bobcat]

Who is #1

[viscid belfry]

Deadass?

[untold dock]

which is kinda good because all old speedruns are not dead

[west stirrup]

Transient

[viscid belfry]

But I want to swim faster in Cayo

[still bobcat]

Transient's nickname doesn't say anything about being Angel Lover number anything

[west stirrup]

Pedantic

[hollow owl]

True

[still bobcat]

If it gets updated I will be #3

[viscid belfry]

I got Devon Weston’s mansion and the view of the sunsets are gorg

[opal rock]

I think I might become #1

[hollow owl]

I don't think I will ever enter Richman or Devons mansion

I have them

Just not been inside them

[untold dock]

richman is nice

[still bobcat]

Richman is the main one

[untold dock]

doesn't have the squealing rabbits

[viscid belfry]

I think I might get all three mansions and replace some of the apartments

[untold dock]

you can't replace an apartment with a mansion

[opal rock]

Unless you need car spaces seems pointless

[viscid belfry]

The rabbit killer mansion?

[untold dock]

the vinewood sign one is in an area with constant rabbit spawns

[viscid belfry]

Ye

[untold dock]

which makes for really annoying noises

[hollow owl]

There is?

I haven't heard any

Probably as I play without headphones

[viscid belfry]

Someone told me every time you spawn in that one you can hear rabbits dying

[opal rock]

I don’t think they’re dying

[viscid belfry]

You play without sound???

[hollow owl]

No i play with sound lmao

[viscid belfry]

But with no headphones?

[untold dock]

i don't play with headphones either

[hollow owl]

I only use my headphones for music at night