gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

Since I graduated a a month ago

[bitter flicker]

welcome to the real world

[young copper]

not if you are the boss

[neon acorn]

I wanna die 🔥

[bitter flicker]

now you can't sleep at 5am cuz you will fkin die during work

[fierce mason]

YOU WHAT?!??!?!

[celest wyvern]

On the plus side you get money for your time now I guess

[neon acorn]

I’ll never be happy until I get a job in the IT industry

[fierce mason]

MY ASS IS STILL IN SCHOOL
I HAVE TO SUFFER IN THIS SHIT HOLE FOR 2 YEARS!!!

[celest wyvern]

Hey school ain't that bad

[young copper]

good luck

[neon acorn]

Jack shit pay though

[fierce mason]

No its fucking awful for me

[neon acorn]

[fierce mason]

Through my 13 years of being in school in my 18 years of being alive
I never once liked school

[kindred coral]

[bitter flicker]

[celest wyvern]

Yeah that was kinda closed minded of me actually, people experience it differently

[kindred coral]

hm.... i wonder why....

[fierce mason]

You do know what angel sounds like right?

[bitter flicker]

yes

[west stirrup]

A bottom

[bitter flicker]

[kindred coral]

casually spends 8mil

[west stirrup]

(feel free to starboard)

[still bobcat]

8 mil is nothing

[gray parcel]

high school was comfy

[fierce mason]

pls do not have her as your ai assitant

[kindred coral]

or a top depending on the person lol

[bitter flicker]

that's like pocket money when people buying 3 mansions today

[bitter flicker]

I have Havil

[young copper]

am also buying all 3

[still bobcat]

yea i maxed all 3 mansions and bought all 5 cars

[kindred coral]

i beg your pardon ?

[still bobcat]

8 mil for the special cargo is nothing

[fierce mason]

Thank you
There is now 5 normal human in this channel

[kindred coral]

how did i spend more than what i received ? idk

[young copper]

poor

[kindred coral]

but ig i did

[kindred coral]

no shit, the account is 5 days old

[still bobcat]

i earnt that watching youtube and splatting into a yacht in a day

[bitter flicker]

starting cash bonus ig

or the career path thing

idk if that counts towards spending

[fierce mason]

Uhh
Yeah
Pocket money

[young copper]

still, you had 5 working days

[still bobcat]

also any rockstar games services corrected your balance doesnt appear in total earnt

[kindred coral]

5 days of like... playing 6-ish hours each

[neon acorn]

Guys there is a new daily collectible

[bitter flicker]

oh no

[neon acorn]

There are green leaf clovers

[young copper]

still

[kindred coral]

and not even that, i played 2 hrs yesterday lol

[fossil dagger]

Job bro job

[bitter flicker]

oh daily nvm

[neon acorn]

This is the outfit you get

[still bobcat]

which is bullshit because ive earnt more in my nightclub and total earnt than it says but ive had my nightclub goods blown up by modders and godmode hackers

[west stirrup]

I was gonna go Angel Haviland and OG but you can only pick one AI for all mansions sadly

[kindred coral]

i got 3 jobs irl lol, gta is not my life

[fast bridge]

It was only 2.7% of my money

[young copper]

it shouldn't be

[radiant loom]

hai chat i finished my final revision for my team tmr

finally im free

[young copper]

keep grinding irl

[radiant loom]

im confident ngl

[hollow owl]

BRO

[bitter flicker]

Grats

[still bobcat]

why would you want anything other than angell

[hollow owl]

Do i need to like kill EVERY ENEMY in the head

[young copper]

you got all mansions?

[kindred coral]

which will just take me no where and just get me more in debt but i need to eat and pay my bills so yes, i will keep doing that

[hollow owl]

No

[bitter flicker]

on the last mission ?

[still bobcat]

I do

[kindred coral]

i think so, yeah... gotta have that flawless aim ig

[fossil dagger]

ah so you work morning shift evening shift and night shift. I understand you just raw dog it and never sleep.

[hollow owl]

Yeah tf

[young copper]

why so, you expected them to be like 80m they're really cheap

[hollow owl]

I got 28

[bitter flicker]

honestly I expected base price of 20mil min

[young copper]

sad to hear that

[hollow owl]

When did i use snacks or amour for Trash Talking???

[kindred coral]

different days, different jobs, different weeks too, i got 3 stable jobs and im also a free lancer

[hollow owl]

I have none

[kindred coral]

my life is genuine pain, BUT i also grind on other games so that doesnt really help lol

[kindred coral]

you cant use it for elite ??

[fossil dagger]

so you're saying your life is a pain

[young copper]

good luck friend

[fossil dagger]

while literally getting money

[gray parcel]

is there a new tier 4 for mansions

[kindred coral]

basically 3 minimum incomes on Brazil, which is 1.5k brl... i already have almost 1 million just in debt

i am never, repaying that debt lol

[fossil dagger]

😭

[hollow owl]

No Tier 4

[tame holly]

yup, seems to be similar to cluck-in-bell and oscar

[hollow owl]

I have 1 Tier 4 plaque

😭

Being OGFA

[west stirrup]

Yes

[bitter flicker]

it's just contact missions t4 , ain't that hard

it's the usual stuff

[kindred coral]

ah...

[still bobcat]

0 plaques

[fast bridge]

How do I crash the party at Castle Drazo?

[gray parcel]

is the reward cool

[hollow owl]

Bought the other 2 mansions

[zenith olive]

😭🥀 after the fib arrests me that's all?

[hollow owl]

Now have 32 mill left

[west stirrup]

60min felt tough at first butttt we didnt use the Hachoo Drag

[zenith olive]

After that mission

[bitter flicker]

yea that's the last

[fast bridge]

I spent $54M today

[zenith olive]

LAME ASS GAME WOW

[hollow owl]

I've spent nearly 50

[zenith olive]

So much hyping for this? 😭🥀

[bitter flicker]

you still have the finale to do , if you own the mansion

[neon acorn]

You might've picked them up off the enemies

[zenith olive]

Even the bail bonds had better content

[bitter flicker]

if you don't , that's the end

[fierce mason]

Pathatic

[hollow owl]

Only mission i failed so idk

[fast bridge]

I just wanna know where the Castle Drazo party is so I can crash it

[fierce mason]

I managed to spend 18 million

[zenith olive]

Same

[hollow owl]

I bought all 3 mansions

All fully upgraded

All new cars

[still bobcat]

You dont have all 3 mansions

[bitter flicker]

I got 17 plaques
||I hate my life||

[neon acorn]

GTA news slacking 🔥

[zenith olive]

I can get the Cayo one
If I do the 10 treasure chests

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[zenith olive]

Poor

[bitter flicker]

CP t4 stuff

[fierce mason]

I know
I blame @tidal yew

[bitter flicker]

Mikko probably have more than me now , I slacked for months now

[warm belfry]

fully upgraded mansion is cheaper than expected but im also expecting all the in-mansion decor and personalization isnt gonna be cheap

[zenith olive]

It is

[fierce mason]

It is the most expensive property in the game now

[silent portal]

angel makes me so fucking uncomfortable LMAO
turned off the ai anyway, the constant ass kissing after modifying a car in my workshop reminds me of forza horizon and that's not a good thing at all

[neon acorn]

Honestly, all of these are ass other than the new cop cars

[neon acorn]

Do NOT abbreviate that. What even is that

[bitter flicker]

career progress bro

[fierce mason]

Ah
My belooved Grooti Italic Classic

[neon acorn]

Oh

[warm belfry]

yeah but i was expecting it.fully upgraded to be in the 20 mil range

[west stirrup]

928 slander will NOT be tolerated

[silent portal]

kei truck, two new old school ferraris and a 928
i think our definitions of "ass" are a little different

[fierce mason]

To be fair
It can cost that much but we do have a 2 mil discount

And thank goodness i couldnt pay 18 million

[neon acorn]

I’m not a Ferrari person, those cars look ew

[silent portal]

the x-treme and the luiva are ugly as shit though, but you tend to stop caring about the slop supercars they mass pump out with every update after a while

[fast bridge]

Career Progress Tier 4. I understood it

[bitter flicker]

I'm surprised to see a 928 lol ( I wasn't interested in the leaks this time around )

[fossil dagger]

Launching gta for the first time now to buy everything new and do everything, i hope i won't be dissatisfied

[west stirrup]

@neon acorn like my name?

[hollow owl]

I'm not rlly a ferrari person but they look good

[bitter flicker]

what's the other Pfister based on , I can't tell

[west stirrup]

Mission X

[neon acorn]

Hopefully the new cars in the summer update will be better

[hollow owl]

Mission X

[bitter flicker]

Ah

[silent portal]

i need the itali classic and i need it now

[neon acorn]

I love it mommy 🔥

[west stirrup]

Sounds HOT in real life

[hollow owl]

X-treme its called

[short lotus]

migrating is very simple now huh
no need to create new character

[warm belfry]

cant wait to pay 1.75 million to disable the very minir inconvenience of nightclub raids

[neon acorn]

I wonder who the voice actor is

[bitter flicker]

Thank you rockstar to adding more Pfister in the game
now I'm forced to use a bigger garage

[silent portal]

kinda sucks the 928 is a restomod though

[bitter flicker]

now there's 12 smh , can't fit all in one garage ( normal sized )

[west stirrup]

Well I was talking about the Porsche lol

[neon acorn]

Oh

[silent portal]

still not sure why it's 2026 and the gta game with car customization is still getting custom cars as standard

kind of unacceptable but what do i know

[west stirrup]

Huh

[fierce mason]

What?

[silent portal]

the 928 is not a stock 928, it's a restomodded vehicle by default im p sure

[warm belfry]

im thinking to myself how cool three mansions would be then i realize if i actually grinded for that i would hate myself

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[neon acorn]

I grinded $50 million thinking that one would be an absolute price tag

but no, barely made a dent really

[silent portal]

the new pfister is not a standard porsche 928, it's based on this by default which means you can't really do much else to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAlU7L1YvE

the customizations come standard, like the deviant or the coquette blackfin

[warm belfry]

i only saved up 13 mil lol im a Wimp!

enough to buy the most expensive mansion with some extra bells and whistles

which works for me

[silent portal]

the game has vehicle customization and mod shops that create new variants but they still keep shitting out default resto-modded cars 🤮

tldr why have mod shops if the cars come custom already

[neon acorn]

Idk what those are

I just want new GTA GTA cars

not some irl gta car

[silent portal]

zero reason this couldn't have been a normal 928 with an overpriced benny's conversion into this stupid thing

[fierce mason]

Looking at cars
Since when was there a GTA GTA Cars?

[hollow owl]

What is the Subway Stunt award

Like what jump is it

Cuz I have no clue

[kindred coral]

what would even be a GTA GTA car ?

[kindred coral]

oooooh yeaah >:D

[neon acorn]

Now that I think about it

Umm actually

Stuff like the Tyrus? Idk

You can’t tell me that the X80 Proto is a real car

There are lots of GTA GTA cars

[still bobcat]

the x80 is a ferrari prototype wdym

[silent portal]

[silk shuttle]

a tragic outcome

[kindred coral]

it is based on the Ferrari F80 concept car

[silent portal]

the real one looks considerably better than the slop R* made it into though

[kindred coral]

WHAT ?!

[tame holly]

that screen exist in online ?!

[still bobcat]

is this singleplayer?

[silent portal]

it's in one of the new missions

you have to get yourself busted by the fbi

[fierce mason]

Huh?

[still bobcat]

wtf why would i do that

[hollow glade]

Same times nice

[kindred coral]

what if i dont want to tho ?

[west stirrup]

Ur forced to

[still bobcat]

so thats the ending?

[kindred coral]

das sum bull

[neon acorn]

My friend was doing the jerk emote and he was jerking while kneeling 💀

[neon acorn]

I AINT GOING BACK

[neon acorn]

any idea how long it took you to reach rank 1000?

[still bobcat]

so our characters end back up in jail?

[hollow owl]

Yeah I thought they added new emote, glad I was right

[kindred coral]

hm yes.... after the update the game do seem more stable and optimized...

[neon acorn]

Getaway driver random event 🙏

[still bobcat]

April 17 2015 to Dec 6 2025

[fierce mason]

Hey that my graphic!

[neon acorn]

bro is on the Xbox 360

[neon acorn]

Yikes…

[still bobcat]

That's with a retirement from 2022-2025

[tame holly]

where is this from ?

[hollow owl]

X

[still bobcat]

Upgrade your disc speed, what's rockstar supposed to do

[tame holly]

oh, nvm then

i'll wait for the newswire with everything

[kindred coral]

i do not have 700 bucks for a 1TB SSD, thats on HDD

[neon acorn]

Pretty sure it’s already out?

[hollow owl]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/ak392a52o59o13/gta-online-a-safehouse-in-the-hills-now-available

[warm belfry]

are patch notes out

[still bobcat]

get a better hard drive

[hollow owl]

If defense is paramount, you can reduce the frequency of attacks and raids on Businesses with a dedicated Security team. Beyond roving the grounds and looking menacing, employing contract muscle on the homefront — along with security upgrades on your businesses — can prevent raids entirely.

NO MC RAIDS POG

I can freely use MC now

[still bobcat]

is that included with the mansion

[kindred coral]

my HDD is 1 TB already... i cant fit a bigger one into my poor lenovo Ideapad

[still bobcat]

the size doesnt matter its the speed

dont starboard that

[hollow owl]

Okay so Acid lab is even more broken

This virtual servant seamlessly balances its role as butler, personal assistant, and local entrepreneur: whether that’s delivering Champagne, feeding you compliments, or reporting the weather. It can also help you throw public or private Mansion Parties, initiate Fast Travel from the Mansion to any of your owned properties, and boost Production at any Businesses with Supply or Product for 24 hours.

[neon acorn]

Honestly, I really loved the music in the last mission of this DLC

Story mode music is so peak

[warm belfry]

4x acid production

[still bobcat]

i boosted my acid lab, whats it even good

[warm belfry]

mutt in there cookin a storm

[hollow owl]

527,740 every 2 hours

💀

And if that last for 3-4 hours

Idk

[kindred coral]

idk the speed of it... it already came in from the guy that i bought it from

and the game is supposed to be on a SSD anyways so...

[neon acorn]

How much does it boost them?

[warm belfry]

also we all lowkey HEAVILY attracted to the angel ai voice rite 😅

[neon acorn]

it’s Grok in GTA

🔥

[hollow owl]

Idk

[junior dagger]

nah selected the british voice to have elegance

[hollow owl]

We should know soon

[still bobcat]

no. i run it perfectly fine off the HDD

never had the map unload like that, and going into SP to Invite Only takes 30 seconds

[junior dagger]

ye i ran legacy on hdd but now that i have an nvme ssd i put enhanced on it 🙂

[kindred coral]

R* says that it is supposed to be on SSD

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin it’s started…

[still bobcat]

Is there any way to rearrange these?

[silent portal]

they're down astronomical

[kindred coral]

my HDD is relatively bad, i only have 8GB of Ram, i have a ryzen 5 3500U and a AMD Radeon Vega 8 GPU.... its... its not good... but it is what i can pay

[silent portal]

it's ms baker all over again

[still bobcat]

Apart from buying a new location for $3mil and then buying it back for another $3mil 5 times

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

when people take it too far

[junior dagger]

my desktop has 64gb ram but my laptop only has like 16gb ram 🙁

[knotty briar]

So just wondering has anyone done the new mansion missions already?

[hollow owl]

Yep

[knotty briar]

Not the Avi ones there seems to be actual mansion missions like what seems to be a mansion defence

[junior dagger]

lol my laptop has vega 8 👌

[hollow owl]

2 time's now

[steep ether]

How much do they pay? Probably 20k isn't it

[hollow owl]

There is only that 1

[kindred coral]

i was happy if i had 16 of ram lol

[hollow owl]

525k for the finale

[knotty briar]

That’s pretty good

[hollow owl]

Yeah

Decent

[steep ether]

First time or overall?

[hollow owl]

Overall

[steep ether]

Huh that's actually decent

[knotty briar]

But there’s only the one mansion mission?

[junior dagger]

plus another 500k for the hidden mission 1st time u play it or so i hear

[steep ether]

So it's another bell raid basically?

[knotty briar]

Or just Avi atm

[hollow owl]

Essentially yes

Honestly mid dlc

[knotty briar]

Yeah kind of disappointing for a December dlc

[steep ether]

I don't know why people were expecting so much of it

[junior dagger]

mid? more like max, finally own mansion, see michael again, coop contact mission CREATOR

[knotty briar]

I kind of feel like the summer update with the car wash was a little better

[hollow owl]

1 mission with Michael

[junior dagger]

ye but this one has contact mission creator so we can create our own missions and play others missions

[junior dagger]

more in dripfeed

[hollow owl]

Better be

[steep ether]

Dripfeed missions?

[junior dagger]

apparently so 🙁

[steep ether]

Wtf

[gray parcel]

the tier rewards are weak

[junior dagger]

but u get to wear avis outfit

[gray parcel]

we have tommy vercetti at home

[junior dagger]

altho i would prefer his og red outfit from pac standard

[gray parcel]

the fib bomber is at least cool

[silent portal]

no van? cringe

[gray parcel]

all clothes 💤

[junior dagger]

so whos creating contact missions link em so i can play em 😄

[silent portal]

even the lamar stuff gave us the silly little tornado/youga van

would have been perfect to make level 4 the taxi vivanite, maybe with a self driving capability
skeleton crew of course, forgive them

[brittle hatch]

Anyway it was boring so far

[silent portal]

i actually liked the mission with the taxis

[steep ether]

Where are the patch notes?

[silent portal]

where you destroy shit with them

[junior dagger]

i prefer the trash talk mission so satisfying when you do all 3 stops in perfect stealth

[junior dagger]

boring for small minds maybe i had a blast most fun in gta dlc i ever had and i played since 2013 👌👍

[hollow owl]

support.rockstargames.com/articles/0ExWS…

Smh

https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/0ExWSr9Bvq5Putzsn5w54/gtav-title-update-1-72-notes-ps5-ps4-xbox-series-x-or-s-xbox-one-pc-enhanced

[steep ether]

Lmfao

Thanks

[fossil dagger]

How do i get my car on the podium bro

[trim lotus]

Wait so this isn’t even a real update it’s just contact missions rn?

[trim lotus]

So dripfeed will be the actual stuff?

[hollow owl]

Gunman Gustavo Mota's cut has been lowered to 8% for Casino Heists

[fossil dagger]

How do i get my car on the podium bro

[fierce mason]

Tommy Vercetti
Shit didnt think they let him out

[gray parcel]

it's odd he's the only mc we don't get the fit of somehow

[junior dagger]

Gunman Gustavo Mota's cut has been lowered to 8% for Casino Heists

the only gunman i use for casino heist got cheaper lmao

[junior dagger]

ninjad

Patrick McReary is now available by default to all players for use as a Gunman in the Casino Heist, and his associated Random Event has been removed

lmao r* cant fix it so they just remove it

[silent portal]

would not be surprised if it's a collectible tied to GTA VI's release, like the double action revolver was for rdr2

they know people want it

[gray parcel]

iron mule has lock-on jammer now

[fierce mason]

Shit
Police let patrick McReary out
Didnt think they left him out

[west stirrup]

Just he got lowered?

[gray parcel]

has anyone been in the mantrap yet

[junior dagger]

nah just use the trick to avoid the bug

if you host, let your crew go first and you wait a bit before you go

never got kicked in mantrap when i wait and go last 👍

[knotty briar]

I wonder tho does the new Knoway missions piss Mr Faber off story wise since he’s invested in them?

[west stirrup]

I think after the 928 and Carry drops im quitting gta 5

Unless we get a part 2er

[knotty briar]

We probably will

It’ll just be somewhere around the spring for it’s 2nd part

[brittle hatch]

The fun i have is because i'm playing with friends

[tame holly]

they did that the last few years as well, we will be getting a 2nd part with more micheal stuff imo

[nova comet]

Finally Avi mission done

[rancid parcel]

So mansion owners, any inside layouts differences between the 3 mansions?

[hollow owl]

No

[young copper]

No.

[rancid parcel]

Exterior ???

[young copper]

Yes.

[rancid parcel]

Okay then.

[rancid parcel]

Remove le slo mode

[hollow owl]

I didn't set it

So

I don't wanna touch smth that wasnt done by me

[young copper]

smooth

[rancid parcel]

60 mk2 when?

[hollow owl]

Uh

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Might be lower than 60

Maybe just

20

Like originally

[rancid parcel]

Gimme an exact number so I can beat you

[hollow owl]

20

Not including the one i have rn

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Tbh, I won't be actively grinding that shit till I wanna

[young copper]

Mansion party!

[brittle hatch]

staying in my casino penthouse

[young copper]

Poor?

[fossil dagger]

So what do i do after buying all three mansions and every new car 🤔?

[young copper]

quit game

[steep ether]

Fixed an issue that resulted in players not being charged the expected GTA$1 when using a vending machine

Proof that rockstar will fix anything that saves players' money

[young copper]

thats what I do

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

nooooooooooo (they also didn't mention the d5 fix in the patch)

[steep ether]

What hidden mission?

[brittle hatch]

yes i can only afford the 3 mansions like 3 or 4 times

[fierce mason]

My son
Your fault

[steep ether]

But like, how is it hidden? Do you have to talk to michael to start it?

[tame holly]

i can only buy 1 mansion... Although i might get enough for a 2nd one before the 2M discounts go away

[brittle hatch]

you have to talk to ned luke to unlock them

[rancid parcel]

D5 fixed?

[brittle hatch]

yes

[hollow owl]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

Rip

[young copper]

sad

[brittle hatch]

no more cheating (i'm sad too)

[steep ether]

So it's not a fucking armored kuruma anymore? Great

[tame holly]

kuruma is back on top for pve

[rancid parcel]

Took like nearly a freaking year to fix a car.

Jesus christ.

[young copper]

oh I said 'sad' for the sake of the moment I dont even used that car for a minute

[young copper]

that was cause they had to replace the file

[steep ether]

Now that it's fixed i might actually buy and customize one without being targeted by the entire server

[rancid parcel]

Are you a R* employee?

[young copper]

which was not possible without a full patch update

[young copper]

I mod gta so I know

[tame holly]

then why not for money fronts

[steep ether]

Because sergeant Cross needed his bulletproof glass

[static smelt]

Did anyone notice in the last scene after meeting Micheal you see the plane arriving to LS?

Paying homage to us when we first landed in online

[hollow owl]

[young copper]

they had to push a full update which was this time

[rancid parcel]

Prove it by showing me a Mk2 with f1 wheels

[young copper]

thats so easy

[rancid parcel]

Oppressor mk2 not some mk2 car

[steep ether]

That's not what modders do yk

[hollow owl]

Done

[steep ether]

Lmao

[rancid parcel]

Lame

[hollow owl]

Can't say its not an mk2

They are annoying

[rancid parcel]

It cant shoot rockets

[daring bobcat]

I love my internet

[hollow owl]

They shit everywhere

[silk shuttle]

Fixed an issue that resulted in players not being charged the expected GTA$1 when using a vending machine
priorities

[steep ether]

I hate when pigeons made of cash fly by me

[hollow owl]

Orsal get it

[tame holly]

yeah even if i get the money its useless

[fierce mason]

It has been almost 6 hours and it still downloading

[hollow owl]

Dlc was fun

Wish it had more

But the cars are pretty good

[daring bobcat]

drip feed incoming

[steep ether]

I just hope the final DLC is a good paying heist, one that's better than casino and bigger than cayo

[rancid parcel]

How is it that an Arcade for your mansion at 900k while the Armory is 700k, what logic is this?

[daring bobcat]

I just got home and its done in under one minute

[fierce mason]

Just let me make the joke

[twin drum]

ah thats fuckin hot

[daring bobcat]

sorry friend

[tame holly]

one of the leaked car for drip feed (prob compact) is peak tho

[hollow owl]

I saw a 240p image of that

Idk what it looks like

[daring bobcat]

so how does it work with other players?

with the same home

[hollow owl]

Wait is it that WhistlinDisel car with the jet engine on the back??

[tame holly]

its based on the almighty daihatsu midget

fastest compact incoming

[twin drum]

wait HUH

Patrick McReary is now available by default to all players for use as a Gunman in the Casino Heist, and his associated Random Event has been removed
LOL couldnt fix the event so they just delete it

[young copper]

so true

[zenith olive]

oh nice iron mule

[spiral lichen]

really? wdym was?

it’s already over for bro 💔

[zenith olive]

They should have let us modify the agency and the superyacht one too

[spiral lichen]

who’s gonna tell him…

[hollow owl]

I finished the dlc in 1 hour

Literally

[spiral lichen]

cayo was the last heist…

[hollow owl]

Twice actually

[spiral lichen]

what is there to do?? i don’t even have enough for a mansion

[young copper]

pfister xtreme has bugs

they just fixed one and created new ones

[hollow owl]

6 missions

1 secret one

"Secret"

[sleek prism]

... why light green "crocs" 😭

[spiral lichen]

do u know how to optimise my game?

[tame holly]

pls don't tell me its bulletproof

[fleet sluice]

gn chat

[zenith olive]

Run arcade and Cayo 🥀

[spiral lichen]

I AM RUNNIGN CAYO HELP

[gray parcel]

with socks is most offensive

[young copper]

haven't checked but the handling and the car keeps flying when hit a bumb

[sage river]

@spiral lichen I BOUGHT RICHMAN MANSION

[spiral lichen]

OMG RICHH

is it just me or is 60fps actually smooth? i used to think it was mid

[hollow owl]

Not all 3?

[whole spruce]

sleep well

[sleek prism]

and Tommy has jeans, right?

[sage river]

no

[zenith olive]

Buy all poor guy

[sage river]

devins house is ass

[spice inlet]

FINALLY. LET'S GOO

[zenith olive]

you have said this suspicious line multiple times

[tame holly]

sounds like the faction effect to me

[gray parcel]

yeah

[spiral lichen]

WDYM???

BC NOBODY REPLIES

[young copper]

yea this missed some digits in codes

[zenith olive]

Beat them up or something

[tame holly]

and considering the faction still loves getting air when hitting curbs... its not gonna get fixed

[whole spruce]

it is smooth dw

[sage river]

IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE 60 FPS i spent my life on ps3/ps4 30 fps 😭 😭

im tired of 30

[zenith olive]

Mid ass car Ong
Shit flung in the sky

[young copper]

working!

[sleek prism]

why you drove into water

[young copper]

car was useless

[sleek prism]

I see

[tame holly]

i can't wait to see broughy's opinion on it tomorrow

[twin drum]

why

[tame holly]

since he'll probably encounter that issue for the testing

[tame holly]

from what i've understood it has a similar issue to the faction and faction custom

where it gets a stupid amount of airtime when hitting a curb

[twin drum]

ive always just interpreted that as simply how the car handles

dont need every vehicle to have perfect behaviour

[tame holly]

i mean sure, but that feels like a bug

[young copper]

Weaponized Ignus is just a gem 💎

[rancid parcel]

Bought a mansion thats nearly 20mil along with Security and somehow Mr.Faber sneaked into my freaking bathroom, what the heck?

[twin drum]

i'd say it seems like a bug if the version with the giant wheels also does it

[nova comet]

So we owning a Mansion it's mean we now a "Crime Lords of Los Santos" ?

[steep ether]

Said who?

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Willard Faction Custom Donk | ᴍᴜsᴄʟᴇ

This vehicle was added on March 15, 2016. Acquire it from Benny's (conversion).

Prerequisite: Faction ($36,000)
IRL Counterpart: 1982-1987 Buick Regal; Buick Grand National/T-Type/GNX

Basic Info

$695,000
1,400 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_i: in Muscle
1:14.608 Lap Time
98.25 mph Top Speed

faction3 • Data from GTACars.net

[trim lotus]

What do I even get from buying the mansion

[young copper]

we 'retired' now pal

[nova comet]

Yeah same

Journey from 2013

To Now

[young copper]

yes

[lucid lake]

I mean we have been that for a spell now

[young copper]

The End

[tame holly]

dog and cat

[young copper]

and yes

[tame holly]

only thing tht matters

[steep ether]

A mansion

[nova comet]

Im Play GTA Online back 2013 because im watch Old Video Vanossgaming

[trim lotus]

So all the Michael stuff from the trailer is fake?

[steep ether]

I don't understand 2 things: why people were so hyped for this update, and why people assumed it's the last one

[nova comet]

Because GTA 6 ?

[steep ether]

Ok, and?

[hollow owl]

Ngl, gta 6 isn't interesting me that much

[nova comet]

I don't know only my predictions Mile High Skyscrapers Finished

[steep ether]

That will never happen

[trim lotus]

We have the summer update still

[steep ether]

There are missions in it

[gray parcel]

i don't care about gta6, i only care that gtao2 is good

[still bobcat]

I died in the middle of fast travelling

[nova comet]

You use Angel Right

[trim lotus]

• wave 2 of this update sometime in the spring cuz they always seem to do that

[steep ether]

And people are also assuming out of thin air that we won't have another winter update

[sturdy tapir]

What's happening

[still bobcat]

Of course, Haviland is boring and OG is

[sturdy tapir]

OG is OG loc without the lyrics of a bum on that toilet cleaner

[nova comet]

Bruh When my Mansion under attack (sry Spoiler alert) Angel just More sus

[trim lotus]

😭 dumb face

[nova comet]

[sturdy tapir]

it's kinda a bruh face

[steep ether]

Gta 5 will remain a cash cow for some time even after gta 6 is released. They wouldn't just abandon it, i believe we will have at least one more winter update

[still bobcat]

I thought it was a no thoughts face

[trim lotus]

They were hyped for Michael but evidently there’s no Michael

[nova comet]

How many bench press you can do it ?

[hollow owl]

Irl? 1

Probably

[still bobcat]

Are you shitting me? The mansions don't work properly at night time

[nova comet]

Has anyone have Lowest Strength Skill ?

[still bobcat]

Same as the bunkers, orange

[trim lotus]

Does this get your strength up actually

[steep ether]

Rockstar developers are very competent

[fossil dagger]

What?

[nova comet]

Im already full before mansion update

[trim lotus]

It’s the only stat I’m not maxed 😭

[sturdy tapir]

what

[nova comet]

You know Punch people in del perro beach when on mission

[still bobcat]

Orsal understood

[steep ether]

Not really

[fossil dagger]

what am i supposed to look at

[still bobcat]

The mansion

[nova comet]

Show your awards

[fossil dagger]

idk where it is

[steep ether]

You are half a map away from the mansions dude wtf

[still bobcat]

No I'm not

[nova comet]

Yes i can't see your mansion

[still bobcat]

How can I show it any closer

The LOD works when you get closer

[steep ether]

Yes you are just tell us what you're saying

[steep ether]

don't work HOW

[still bobcat]

I would have the $1,000,000,000 earnt trophy if it wasn't bugged out

[nova comet]

Mansion right there

[daring bobcat]

I see how they did it, just being on the property is the safe house, so there is a loading screen to leave the grounds

[spiral lichen]

LMAO

[still bobcat]

Yes its fucking lazy as

[daring bobcat]

no its smart

[still bobcat]

There's just invisible hitboxes everywhere

[spiral lichen]

OKG PERIODDD!! i kinda want slight more fps but it’s definitely fine ofc

[still bobcat]

It's stupid, that's been a technique for decades

Your character can't jump and there's invisible hitboxes everywhere

You have to walk up to the gate and go into a loading screen

[nova comet]

Imagine can't snipe it

[spiral lichen]

OMGGG YEAH I HATE 30fps!! praying gta 6 is 60

[livid agate]

a mansion

[spiral lichen]

yall why is cayo so buggy ?!! it kept failing bc guards r bugged

[zenith olive]

Restart

Like leave and restart don't quick restart

[still bobcat]

How have they broken the code for this

Just copy and paste it from the superyacht

[zenith olive]

Freaky outfit

[spiral lichen]

Ugh it’s so annoying tho

Guys i need 100k more for mansion 💔💔

should i do cayo or just sell a car

[zenith olive]

Got yacht?

Just run 1 mission

Or did they remove the 5x already

[still bobcat]

Those arent 5x anymore

[zenith olive]

Dam not even Thursday

[spiral lichen]

i wanna do the casino career achievements

[spiral lichen]

Yes

I don’t lik doingcayo if i’m being honest it’s scary

[zenith olive]

Cayo is boring

[daring bobcat]

Would you rather be blown up by a mk2 while swimming in your pool

[spiral lichen]

ong it is, let me ask someone to carry me

[tame holly]

i only have 15M left of cayo grind

i don't want to go through it tbh

[spiral lichen]

casino is more fun

[fossil dagger]

Is it only me or my fuckass cat be sleeping everytime i go to my mansions and the snoring is so LOUD

[spiral lichen]

i’m gonna try do the casino achievements for the car

[zenith olive]

My Cayo is panther and 1 gold can't be assed to do preps

[tame holly]

i'm already done with its t4

[zenith olive]

[spiral lichen]

i have panther hard mode 2 gold paint

[fossil dagger]

I have panther hard mode 3 gold

[zenith olive]

Should have kept my pink 5 gold and found someone to swap with

[spiral lichen]

no need to show off smh

[spiral lichen]

panther 1 gold is still better

pink d is mid now

[fossil dagger]

Is it any Micheal mission or is it dripfeed

[spiral lichen]

yes

[fossil dagger]

What did you answer yes on

[cunning python]

OG ai is funny af

[zenith olive]

Pink 3gold pays the same as casino gold duo tho

[fierce mason]

Which AI JOSH!

[spice inlet]

PERFECT.

[fierce mason]

It better not be fucking angel

[fossil dagger]

Wait i can call my ai

[still bobcat]

Angel is the only choice

[fossil dagger]

😂

[fierce mason]

Sigh

[spice inlet]

There's a reason it's named 'Angel'

[fierce mason]

You just pick the horny robot

[zenith olive]

Angel sounds more of a stripper than it does ai

[fossil dagger]

I turned on tggs stream and had him in the ear at work, heard daddy in my damn ear 😭

[twin drum]

@untold dock good lord you cant just ask that on a public server full of minors

[fierce mason]

XD

[twin drum]

what were you THINKING

[versed lintel]

Lowk I'm boutta lose it

[cunning python]

i was very tempted to go angel

but OG cracks me up

[spiral lichen]

really?? imagine having gold in casino… i only have art

[fierce mason]

[versed lintel]

Just do it

[fierce mason]

No respect for havigail
Shame

[zenith olive]

Art is good too
Just run all 5% and good pay with elite

Cash is the only bad one

[versed lintel]

Haviland is like codsworth from fallout 4 or alfred

[spice inlet]

Is the AI assistant really "AI"?

[fierce mason]

Hence why he is the perfect option

[still bobcat]

🤮 Thats the worse choice

[versed lintel]

Nah I'd prefer gooning at every step with angel ong

[spice inlet]

I can bet this is a feature being tested for GTA VI

[zenith olive]

No I speak in my mic and it outputs in your speaker

[spice inlet]

[fierce mason]

Honestly
I forgot OG exist

Haviland is just my AI and Angel is just a mistake
OG is just... there

[versed lintel]

Angel is the only right choice

[zenith olive]

OG Loc is the only real og frfr

[zenith olive]

Gooner choice

[versed lintel]

Go haviland if you wanna be wise

[versed lintel]

Idgaf my money my wish

Plus I'm a man who is lonely

[still bobcat]

Haviland is boring

[versed lintel]

I was thinking of going haviland since angel is just too naughty

I gave in to the voice

[zenith olive]

Ye I went from havv to angel and then back to havv again

[versed lintel]

Like lowk whenever she says smth freaky which is like 90% of the time I say DAYUM

[spiral lichen]

Omg purrrr i hate restarting and losing elite bc of how fucking buggy cayo is, if i had elite i wouldn’t need do another cayo just for 100k..

[lament frigate]

Everyone who picked angel is down horrendous

[still bobcat]

Tony Stark has J.A.R.V.I.S., but our characters have a slutty stripper, that's just perfect

[spiral lichen]

she’s a diva

[versed lintel]

Says the guy who took angel

[lament frigate]

I didn't even buy a mansion yet

[spiral lichen]

it’s not like ur forced to choose her lmao…..

[untold dock]

is there any real data on how the security whatever works

[zenith olive]

Poor

[untold dock]

does it completely disable business raids

[spice inlet]

New weekly update guys!!

Meth Sales x2 (both MC & Nightclub)

https://x.com/i/status/1998784703684391020

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

A new #GTAOnline event starts on December 10 (available through December 17).

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[versed lintel]

Tony can make friday freaky too

[lament frigate]

That's true but I'm away also

[still bobcat]

I am

Haviland is boring and OG is not a choice fuck that

[versed lintel]

Angel is the way

[still bobcat]

Angel all the way

[versed lintel]

Angel the way

[zenith olive]

Stops your business from getting raided
From what I've been hearing it stops it 100% if you have security upgrades in business too

[untold dock]

i asked for data not "i've heard"

[versed lintel]

So I can be mc president and i won't get raided now?

[zenith olive]

Likely

[spice inlet]

Angel all the way!

[gray parcel]

which one is the normie choice so i can avoid it

[still bobcat]

the normie choice is haviland

[spice inlet]

As per the patch notes, mansion security + security upgrades at businesses stop the raids entirely.

[brittle hatch]

what about read on the patchnote ?

[versed lintel]

I wanna see if u can rob a players vault

[untold dock]

ok nice

[brittle hatch]

(i don't have the business on pc so i'm not testing it)

[still bobcat]

if you start a vehicle cargo source mission from the mansion it kicks you straight out to freeroam are you joking rockstar

You can't even go back in and get a helicopter

[brittle hatch]

you asked for mansions not a good dlc

[still bobcat]

true

[versed lintel]

Just call one in from phone

[brittle hatch]

i wanted doomsday part 2 (or at least not a dlc with "complete it in 1h" as a doable challenge)

[spice inlet]

Use your Sparrow?

[brittle hatch]

The mansion is just a big apartment you can't get in during missions

[spice inlet]

Yeah that's why I said he can use his Sparrow to go source his car or w/e

[still bobcat]

I mean its a good thing the helipad isnt a seperate purchase because you can't even use it

[spice inlet]

During cargo sourcing*

Where you'll be better off using the Sparrow since it's fast

[daring bobcat]

omg, I found it, the GREEN JUICE!

[spice inlet]

My opinion, it's ur choice tho

[alpine basin]

It shoulda been purple

[brittle hatch]

i was scared rockstar wasn't good enough to recycle content for a second

[spice inlet]

[alpine basin]

purple juice is just the under-dog in the juice game, green juice is everyones favorite because they don't know purple juice exist

[spice inlet]

Wha-

[brittle hatch]

is that a securoserv advertisement ?

[untold dock]

hmm can i extort people for heists in exchange for an opportunity to buy the fmj

are people actually that stupid

[spice inlet]

Wdym

[brittle hatch]

yes but i'm pretty sure you would scam them cause they couldn't buy the car

[untold dock]

i bought it just fine

i don't have gta+

[sleek prism]

ez

[brittle hatch]

then yes it would work if they didn't put a gta+ restriction

[spice inlet]

Ofc you're on it already, Mikko

[sleek prism]

They didnt add an outfit for completing 35 tier 4

[still bobcat]

fast warp to acid lab
buy supplies
new invite onlly

[spice inlet]

Being able to source your special cargo warehouses right from ur phone makes GTA+ worth it.

[forest jackal]

lol

[gray parcel]

you can call mutt for supplies

[still bobcat]

wasnt there already 35 before this update

[sleek prism]

nope

[still bobcat]

now theres 36 now no?

[spice inlet]

More reasons to solidify my take:

GTA+ is the BEST sharkcard

[sleek prism]

34 ig, social club shows 33 tho

[brittle hatch]

they're working on the red dead redemption port for tesla you're asking for too much

[forest jackal]

dawg the dog

[spice inlet]

Lol

[sleek prism]

[still bobcat]

oh nvm, i was remembering 1/36 in the plaques menu, first one being none

[whole spruce]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lGd2jWVKJxVZvl1t1

[spice inlet]

Alright guys a question:

How much safe income per hour does a fully maxed out Arcade give?

[still bobcat]

$5000

[spice inlet]

What?

[still bobcat]

five thousand dollars

[spice inlet]

For real?!

[sleek prism]

5k per hr for doing 201 contracts?

[gray parcel]

arcade is the least worth business

[brittle hatch]

arcade, not agency

[still bobcat]

arcade contracts?

[sleek prism]

oops

[still bobcat]

Agency is $20000 after 201 contracts

[spiral lichen]

guys…

[sleek prism]

how you even max out arcade? buying all arcade games?

[spiral lichen]

i may be the dumbest person alive

[brittle hatch]

just put machine everywhere no matter which one

[spiral lichen]

[still bobcat]

sandking on the podium

[spiral lichen]

why is it literally like the tower of pizza

[tame holly]

no suspension issue at all

[spice inlet]

I'd rather spend that time doing two trucks every 3 in-game days and make around 80k per hour from the salvage yard

[alpine basin]

sandking trying to not break the game again with its suspension any %:

[hollow owl]

Zhaba

💀

[tame holly]

someone did put the dune there

the results are smth

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

Had to put my Normal Futo in the podium

I use my gtx too much

[tame holly]

for me it will be the panthere 100%

don't know about the other 2 podiums but i wont be getting to those in a while

[spice inlet]

I'll put my HSW Turismo Classic as it's the car that helped me during missions and everything in my early days.

[alpine basin]

well time to getting to work on putting the alpha z1 into the podium for me
Ill be back in a couple hours or something with results

[spice inlet]

So glad I chose it, it's a real driver's car

[tame holly]

i hope the wings gets blown off, would be funny

[zenith olive]

No just fill up with 1 game if you are poor

[brittle hatch]

now i'm waiting for the hackers/glitchers to put a dump on the podium

[zenith olive]

And if you like the games get all

[spice inlet]

Imagine glitching 🤮

[zenith olive]

No point tbh I did to make my arcade look stocked after casino heist

[tame holly]

nah this is funny glitching

[spice inlet]

I respectfully disagree

[tame holly]

the barfing glitching is godmode glitches

[sleek prism]

80 million is poor?

[alpine basin]

[spice inlet]

We're on the same page in TW.

[zenith olive]

What a cool name

[spice inlet]

"Press 'F' to pay respects" ahhh button

[twin drum]

the game itself claims that it reduces risk of raids at all your businesses and if you already have a security upgrade at a business it stops raids completely

[zenith olive]

I think mines cat and dog, we can change names later right?

[twin drum]

so since you cant have a security upgrade at crate warehouses it cant get rid of them there i'd presume but cannot 100% say for sure obviously

[still bobcat]

[daring bobcat]

you can run off the roof

[tame holly]

HOW
Physics stopped working i guess

[daring bobcat]

thats so cool

[gray parcel]

is the limited time police bike message gone

[untold dock]

yes

[gray parcel]

[tame holly]

in fact it was a bug that they fixed

u can't make this up

[misty berry]

GTA+ lineup kinda stacked this month

[static smelt]

Why is there so many high lvl players in every lobby all of a sudden

[untold dock]

what is a high level

[gray parcel]

dlc brings back the retirees

they'll be gone by tomorrow

[static smelt]

Basically no noobs

[misty berry]

better question is why there are so many explosions in every lobby

[alpine basin]

anything level 25 and up probably

[static smelt]

Literally yesterday lobbies were filled with them

[gray parcel]

i'm 3xx and don't consider myself high level

[zenith olive]

1200+ is high level 2200+ is dumb cheater

I think there are some legit 2000+ players

[untold dock]

well good thing i'm not a dumb cheater yet

will be soon i guess

[zenith olive]

Ye

[misty berry]

jesus

[zenith olive]

One dude ik was 1962 on old gen but he quit sadly

[trim lotus]

So all the Michael stuff from the trailer is fake?

[untold dock]

no

[zenith olive]

No

[untold dock]

i'm 2091

also cannot see players list or map blips when in the mansion...

guess it's back to agency spawn

[trim lotus]

but from what I heard there’s only 1 small thing with him

[zenith olive]

Yes

[tame holly]

it could be a 2parter like with drug wars (which was supposed to be a trevor dlc)

[zenith olive]

I think we will likely get a heist or some kind of big mission soon likely on the summer update

[trim lotus]

I mean that’s what I’m thinking but I don’t think they’d put all the Michael stuff

Well actually

[gray parcel]

i would be very surprised if we get another heist

[trim lotus]

Eh I guess they show all the Michael stuff now and release it a bit later because the mansions are EXTREMELY expensive

give people time to grind

[zenith olive]

Did they say Cayo was the last one?

[gray parcel]

i can see one more flimsy summer update like the car wash

[tame holly]

tbf not a lot of us were expecting a freaky ai so who knows

[misty berry]

Anyone know what the double money thing is for GTA+ this month? It takes a while to actually say on the website

[trim lotus]

I feel like our next update will be related to gta6

[gray parcel]

i hope it is

[untold dock]

someone just stole my fmj

why does you car spawn outside if you spawn in agency

[gray parcel]

i want a heist involving vice city

[zenith olive]

Do you have over 20k hours on steam/epic yet?

[trim lotus]

But didn’t they release 2 trailers for that though and only show part 1 in part 1

[untold dock]

i don't have gta on steam or epic so no

[trim lotus]

Im just confused on why’d they’d show so much Michael and then there’s like nothing

[zenith olive]

Oo

[zenith olive]

There is

You will see everything you have seen in the 1min video and more

Are you done with Avi missions and do you have a mansion yet?

[spiral lichen]

who is this naked guy in my house

[misty berry]

So less Michael than we got of Franklin in the agency DLC?

[trim lotus]

Haven’t done yet I’m in school 💔

[spiral lichen]

there’s nothing to do with micheal they catfished us

[spiral lichen]

literallyyy

[misty berry]

well Franklin was the best of the trio anyway to have around

[zenith olive]

I think he's the one that will bring us some kind of new big mission on the next update
That will include Michel

[knotty briar]

Apparently we’re getting more drip feeds jobs and they’re the most mundane shit you can do

[spiral lichen]

i doubt it

[zenith olive]

They did talk about it tho about working together

Remember Dre leaving during the Cayo cutscenes and we got agency

[untold dock]

looks like there's a new bug with public sessions

register as boss is just not an option

there are 26 people in the session and 3 ceos

[misty berry]

More reason to just not do boss stuff in public lobbies ig

[gray parcel]

that options usually gets hidden when someone leaves and sometimes just stays hidden

[misty berry]

if the modders spamming explostions werent enough reason

[untold dock]

even starting a mission and backing out doesn't give the option

[misty berry]

Time to see if bunkers can be sold in invite only cuz my last 2 bunker sales in public lobbies bugged tf out

[untold dock]

i just wanna sell this nightclub stuff

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[spiral lichen]

he was in cayo?

[spiral lichen]

jsut do invite only?

[untold dock]

no

[spiral lichen]

public is cancer why would u go there

[untold dock]

50% more money with almost no risk

nobody has ever destroyed my nightclub sale successfully

[still bobcat]

dr dre and pavel should meet

[spiral lichen]

50%????

[spiral lichen]

really? wdym by that?

[untold dock]

most players, especially those that come after cargo are not very good at the game

[still bobcat]

i swear if one more tryhard outfit invites me to a mansion

[zenith olive]

https://youtu.be/RyLMSBctApI?si=QgaekQ28NMt-m2xI 10:33

YouTube links disabled here?

[still bobcat]

wdym its embedded

[sleek prism]

2,5% bonus per player in session, you + 20 other players = 50% bonus

[still bobcat]

did they change it from 3% for each ceo + 1% per player?

[sleek prism]

It was like that before?

[still bobcat]

🧓

it was...

[zenith olive]

I think they are just doing the public party
Auto invites everyone in lobby

[zenith olive]

Only happens if you go there without entering your house

[spiral lichen]

LMFAOOO TRYE but doesn’t it blow up instantly?

[spiral lichen]

OHH YWAH I RMEMEBRR THIS

[spiral lichen]

that’s actually crazy

imagine selling nightclub tho

[untold dock]

no it doesn't

pounder takes 10+ missiles and none of the vehicles can be locked onto

[hollow owl]

Where can I do the yoga stuff

[still bobcat]

on the roof

[daring bobcat]

roof

[spiral lichen]

EEALLY?

THATS SO AMAZING LMFAO WAITT LET ME DO THAT

[hollow owl]

50 reps for silver

What is it 250 for platinum

[still bobcat]

[hollow owl]

Im changing to Haviland again

[untold dock]

i really dislike that you're like in your own session when in a mansion

[candid veldt]

yeap curling about 50KG is proper

[still bobcat]

My friend asked me how to put in the trophies in the mansion

He knew I was complaining about the locked Earnt $100mil trophies

So I thought he was having me on when he said "Put the $100mil one here, put the $500mil one, put the $1bil one here"

[hollow owl]

I've just realised, this DLC just makes it easier for beginners starting out

[still bobcat]

No, turns out his Total Earnt is $2 billion dollars because of modders back on PS3

[hollow owl]

First and last dose, Clucking Bell and now this

[zenith olive]

How so?

[hollow owl]

You don't need the mansion to do the Avi stuff

[celest wyvern]

PS3 my beloved

[hollow owl]

Pays near 1 mill 1st time

[celest wyvern]

(The fact this game is technically a PS3 game is insane.)

[hollow owl]

Same with clucking Bell

And first and last dose

[zenith olive]

🤔

Takes less time compared to bell too

Only the first mission is ass solo

[spiral lichen]

why?

[spiral lichen]

there’s no other way that it could work lmao

[spiral lichen]

how(?

[hollow owl]

[hollow owl]

.

[spiral lichen]

what this mean?

[hollow owl]

Wdym what does this mean

Bruh

It's easy money for beginners

Startin out

[brittle hatch]

they're just contact missions ?

[hollow owl]

With a 525k payout at the end

And faster than clucking bell

[sleek prism]

and what, Patrick Mcreary is now available for everyone.. lol

[untold dock]

because i can't see anyone or evaluate the session without going outside

[brittle hatch]

doesn't the very end require the mansion to do tho ? (i saw everyone talking about micheal mission or something)

[hollow owl]

No

Thats the Michael mission

Which pays ass

[spiral lichen]

So

[hollow owl]

The entire dlc is based on Avi essentially

[brittle hatch]

his voice actor was cheaper

[spiral lichen]

they should’ve made it X5…

[hollow owl]

Haviland is the goat AI

Idc what anyone says

[celest wyvern]

My boy Packie?

[hollow owl]

Angel is too weird like fr

[spiral lichen]

my game is 60fps but looks much higher

[brittle hatch]

i'm keeping angel for.. reasons

[celest wyvern]

What's the bandana AI?

[spiral lichen]

her voice lines send mee like omggg

[spiral lichen]

i know what you are

[sleek prism]

Yeah.. the one you needed to rescue from cops. That fuckin bugged random event mission

[hollow owl]

Idk how you lot can like her