gta-online-mk2

[whole spruce]

how much are the mansions

[hollow owl]

Finally

[alpine basin]

Interesting, interesting

[spice inlet]

great!!

[fast bridge]

I spent $41M on all 3

[whole spruce]

woag not so bad

[hollow owl]

You can't buy all 3 no?

[spice inlet]

we can buy more than 1?!

[whole spruce]

which one is in the best location?

[broken musk]

[alpine basin]

You can

[whole spruce]

vinewood?

[spice inlet]

if yes I'll buy the tonggova one as well

[hollow owl]

You can?

[fast bridge]

Yes

[tame holly]

Doesn't matter u can get all of them

[spice inlet]

damnnn, also do they take slots from our safehosues?

[whole spruce]

im not made of money

[spice inlet]

or are they completely different

[opal rock]

No more session skipping

No one has mentioned any missions yet

[alpine basin]

I don't think theres a way to start any but I could be wrong

[viscid belfry]

what are the green markers supposed to be?

[bitter flicker]

probably cuz the mansion itself is way too big

[daring bobcat]

How much fully upgraded?

[hollow owl]

16 mill iirc

Im downloading it rn

[tame holly]

owned buisnesses ? it seems that way if u compare to mc and bunker

ceo warehouse too

[daring bobcat]

And people were saying upto 45m

[alpine basin]

Displays all of your owned properties / assets

[hollow owl]

Lmao true

[tame holly]

well u can get all 3 sooo

[viscid belfry]

ohhh true

[sturdy tapir]

Uhh

[daring bobcat]

So you can own all of them?

[sturdy tapir]

Wtf

[bronze sail]

fr?

[sturdy tapir]

Bum mini madrazo messaged me in game

[broken musk]

Lmao our mansion vaults have carts of gold bars too

[west stirrup]

Why am i hearing squeaking

[bitter flicker]

I assume the arcade machines in the "arcade" section of the mansions required you to own em in the actual arcade property

[nocturne fossil]

for enhanced did they adjust the audio back to what it was ?

the guns sound like legacy again

[alpine basin]

I lied, there might be something

[fast bridge]

I found a painting but idk if it’s from RDR2. I think it is

[west stirrup]

Found?

[fast bridge]

Yeah

[spice inlet]

nah this is gta v map

imo

[fast bridge]

It literally looks like Guarma

[spice inlet]

update so amazing they had to add slowmode to mkii as well 😭

[west stirrup]

Guarma methinks

[opal rock]

Looks like where you go to do the Tula casino weapons mission

[hollow owl]

180 car spots if u own all 3 mansions

Fucking hell

[spice inlet]

damnnn

[sturdy tapir]

guys how do i get mission from micheal

[opal rock]

You can tell this was gonna be the final dlc

[alpine basin]

quite a lot

[spice inlet]

R* is trying to repair the damage done by GTA VI delay, I'm glad

[spice inlet]

theres only 1 way to know!

[hollow owl]

I'm gnna buy Vinewood then buy the rest

[daring bobcat]

What a pile of garbage

[broken musk]

This thing needa stop calling me daddy

[spice inlet]

Vinewood 1st for me as well

[bronze sail]

most expensive mansion w all the addons

[daring bobcat]

Not bad

[spice inlet]

I was expecting 30m with all options ngl

imma keep ma money now!!

[craggy mica]

ahah

[bronze sail]

can we buy all three mansions though?

[fast bridge]

Someone spent 18 earlier

[spice inlet]

yup

[west stirrup]

What is this goddamn squealing oh my god

[bronze sail]

yh u get a 2m discount if u did some missions

[west stirrup]

Something tells me there'll be a part 2

[real peak]

But I dont have any muneyyyyy ;_;

[bitter flicker]

time to grind on El cacao paprika

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak

i stole your cayo prep boat

[real peak]

Meow

[sturdy tapir]

[real peak]

NOʻOOOOOOOO!!!!

I want to grind but lonely

[west stirrup]

Mission X is so hot

[bitter flicker]

most people still here sooo

[nova comet]

Finally im now neighborhood with Miguel

[real peak]

K...guess Imma go back to getee 5 den

[sturdy tapir]

I GOT A ZLAWG

⁉️

[real peak]

2mil

[craggy mica]

wth

[real peak]

Sooo....

I only have 2 mil....

Me broke...me sadge...

[broken musk]

We still don’t have any real food in game

[opal rock]

Ai taxi

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1998706233361002813?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

For those with BIG FUCK YOU MONEY, there is a trophy for you... #GTAOnline

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:47 AM

Let’s gooooooo

[tame holly]

that's it i'm getting my custom taxi from arena war, gotta fight those clanker taxis

[fast bridge]

Time for yall to get your income up

[broken musk]

Yayy

[west stirrup]

jeez

[broken musk]

Where is trophy room

[fast bridge]

Idk

I’m lost lol

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

I want the 928 nowww

[tame holly]

tequila mention ? Tbf he probably had a lot of it

[silk shuttle]

as god intended

[tame holly]

my panthere is going there 100%

will post a pic when i can play and do it

[broken musk]

I got scammed

[sturdy tapir]

Uh guys

[tidal yew]

Can we get dog

[hollow owl]

Yo wtf is wrong with Angel

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Huh

Daddy?

Female Cliffford?

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[broken musk]

Nvm

[fast bridge]

Found it. It’s down the main staircase

[bitter flicker]

you can get both

[sturdy tapir]

Trace relax

[alpine basin]

She calls males daddy, females mommy, best choice

[tame holly]

if ur character is female, its mommy btw

[tidal yew]

How

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[tidal yew]

Tf mk2 got slow time why?

[hollow owl]

My character is a male

[bitter flicker]

buy em in mansion

[hollow owl]

Why daddy tf lmaoo

[tidal yew]

Ehhh i didn't got the option

[tame holly]

wait mk2 is nerfed ?

[alpine basin]

movie theatre is peak

[bitter flicker]

you wanted to get called Mommy as a male ?

[hollow owl]

WW3

[north marten]

always time for pets

[hollow owl]

No

[tidal yew]

HOW U GET IT?!

[alpine basin]

that sounds almost as better

[bitter flicker]

[tidal yew]

Security?!?!?!

[sturdy tapir]

Soo how do we get the missions

[tidal yew]

HOW DO WE GET A DOGGGG

[sturdy tapir]

With Micheal

[bitter flicker]

@hollow owl in the new update no way

[tame holly]

wait there is no mansion career progress stuff ? or did the social club website not get updated yet

[alpine basin]

Yea so... I think its safe to say the AI is a little freaky freak freak (its a 30 second clip because Im too tired and lazy to clip it )

[broken musk]

Also found it

I can’t eat off my billion dollar plate though

[tidal yew]

Nvm found it

[west stirrup]

Heh? Why did i get a Ron phonecall

The one low levels get

[viscid belfry]

this new super car looks pretty sick from the back ngl

[nova comet]

Has anyone buy near vinewood bowl ?

[alpine basin]

They are doing some small fixes around some parts of the game being issued due to not getting phone calls, my guess, considering I got a call from lester for some reason talking about "meet me by mirror park" after I already done helped him get a wife

[fierce mason]

This DLC IS AMAZING

[tidal yew]

[zenith olive]

Peak brought all 3 too

[fast bridge]

I just blew up the autonomous taxi

[west stirrup]

Oh yeaa i just got my Merrysweater call

[split moon]

gg

[nova comet]

GTA+ ?

[viscid belfry]

yeah

I can sell it to yah if you want

[fierce mason]

This prroperty is shockingly cheap

[nova comet]

Nah im buy GTA+

[tame holly]

quick question, is it 20 or 60 garage spots for 1 mansion ?

[rustic wave]

What does security do yall

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
all of that me complaining and worrying and its just cheap

[viscid belfry]

and it's got HSW!!!!!!!!!!!

[tame holly]

cuz i had conflicting info on that

[fierce mason]

20 each mansion
You can buy the other 2

So yes
In total you can get 60
But each mansion holds 20

[nova comet]

I can Buy 2 Mansion ?

[rustic wave]

What does security do is it worth 1.75 mil?

[west stirrup]

all 3

[fierce mason]

Apparently you can buy all the mansions

[tame holly]

u can buy all 3

[broken musk]

You can buy them all

[nova comet]

Hold My Beer

[alpine basin]

Im going to follow the AI taxi to see where it goes

[hollow owl]

YESIR

[fierce mason]

Not that i am planning to do
I literally only have enough money for one mansion

[broken musk]

It will probably end up in the ocean

[viscid belfry]

what are the new self driving cars all about???

[tame holly]

same as of now, lmao but at least its a nice goal to have

[bitter flicker]

is it "hopefully" faster than gts ?

[fierce mason]

So you basically have 3 A.I
Basically to sum it up

[tidal yew]

I got a dog

[viscid belfry]

it might be

[tame holly]

top speed wise no, banshee is still faster, but it probably has a lot more grip

[fierce mason]

1 A.I is just horny for you (literally)
1 A.I is the best A.I
1 A.I is just Hood my guy

[nova comet]

I think 1 Mansion for me that enough

[fierce mason]

ME TOO

[viscid belfry]

but like can you just take these as a taxi or somethin???

[lament wasp]

can I swap mansions

[alpine basin]

1 is the best one, only due to the glazing

[spiral lichen]

aooooo!

[lament wasp]

or can I only just buy it then buy another

[nova comet]

I named my Cat "Igor"

[tidal yew]

I can't take fking screenshot

[fierce mason]

Hell no
The 2nd one is better

[thick rose]

name it chop jr

[bitter flicker]

the big ass wing helped I guess and I assume it's AWD

[fierce mason]

Her name is athena
Its very rude cat

[alpine basin]

the ai taxi just called the cops on me for following it

[rustic wave]

What does security do is it worth 1.75 mil?

[viscid belfry]

no shot

[tame holly]

all spoilers give the same benefit

[fierce mason]

It literally remove raids from your business

[alpine basin]

rich people have security guards

[nova comet]

For the dog i named it "Joseph" please not ww2 guy

[tidal yew]

I named my dog martol

[fierce mason]

I call him max

[rustic wave]

Damn

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

[fierce mason]

Fuck it
THe cat is called Tom

Not athena

[viscid belfry]

daum

[tidal yew]

Jk man

I named my dog tom

[fierce mason]

I know
Im kidding

[still bobcat]

d

why are the overall lincome ones locked anyone know?

[rustic wave]

How much was it approx with full hsw tune

[fierce mason]

Game literally give you a trophy for playing the game too much XD

Honestly
This is a good update so far

[radiant loom]

Chat which Mansion is better the Vinewood hills one or the other one near the city

City view wise

[nova comet]

Should i take ss on my Trophy ?

[still bobcat]

I have $1.1 billion overalll income

[viscid belfry]

good question, it was free but with all the upgrades prob like 1 mil ish

[fierce mason]

The most expensive one

But you can buy both

[radiant loom]

I got like 23 mil I ain't buying it

[rustic wave]

Isnt only to make it hsw like 1 mil and more

[west stirrup]

Wait fuck the VCC has an exclusive cars

[alpine basin]

this wasn't here before was it?

[fierce mason]

Its new

[alpine basin]

help avi take down the grid or something

[nova comet]

Its for buy the mansion first

[fast bridge]

Yes

[viscid belfry]

think so

[fierce mason]

I honestly got nothing to say
Dont have time to play it

[lament wasp]

doesnt matter with fast travel

I went with the middle one cause less people

[rustic wave]

Ight prob 4,5 mil max

[still bobcat]

How do you unlock the Earn $100,000,000, $500,000,000 and $1,000,000,000 trophies

[heady grove]

insane

[zenith olive]

Looks like we have npc cars update

[fast bridge]

U have to have that net worth

[fierce mason]

by robbing mr rubio and hitting diamond casino way too many fucking times

[zenith olive]

Also where is the helipad can't find it on any house

[fierce mason]

Upstairs in the roof

[still bobcat]

Been there, done that, got the promotion

[heady grove]

scammed

[fierce mason]

Congrats
Here a trophy

[zenith olive]

Ty

[heady grove]

🏆

[nova comet]

Good Feature

[fierce mason]

We going back to san andreas with this one

[nova comet]

🗣

[fierce mason]

You can also do yoga

[radiant loom]

I want one with a good view of the city

Screw Devon Weston's one

[spiral lichen]

guys we should all join one lobby

[lament wasp]

then vinewood

[spiral lichen]

that would b so much fun

[broken musk]

Facts

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Too many variables

[viscid belfry]

really, no new clothing???

[alpine basin]

Just set a new PB of 2

[still bobcat]

Hopefully they fix these earn overall income trophies

[opal rock]

Apparently there is a business boost

[fierce mason]

Oh duck is here
Hello duck

[still bobcat]

I'm not earning ANOTHER billion dollars

[fierce mason]

Duck
We not kidding when we saying this
The mansion update is amazing

[viscid belfry]

right?

[fierce mason]

It truly is the greatest update in the history of the game

It literally blew our expectation more
It literally has everything you can imagine

Also this car is amazing

But now we got a bigger problem gentlemen
I am LITERALLY BROKE

[short lotus]

honestly surprised you can buy all 3 mansion at once

[nova comet]

Im feel like Retirement gta online

[fierce mason]

Honestly
The mansion update just feels right

[broken musk]

At long last

[west stirrup]

Ey i didn't get this prompt

Is not fair

[fierce mason]

HEY
THAT MINIMAP IS WRONG
CHEATERS!!!!!!!

[broken musk]

[west stirrup]

Again, you guys might want to check the career progress outfit

[broken musk]

Maybe go look at the dlc and find out

[fierce mason]

Oh please
What does it look like

[nova comet]

After we Rob Bank, We rob casino we have lots Business and dealing 4 Antagonist (Avery Duggan, Clifford & Avon, El Rubio and Johnny Guns)

[west stirrup]

A certain Gta character

[broken musk]

Also a certain bomber jacket

[fierce mason]

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

LAMAR DAVIS
LETS GO

[west stirrup]

More beachy

[fierce mason]

Shit
Tommy verciti?

[west stirrup]

Maybe

[viscid belfry]

how do I get to the roof?

[nova comet]

We finally dealing these bastard

[tidal yew]

Damn we got our own tatto and hairstyles too in our mansion

[west stirrup]

Nah its lucia's outfit from the first keyart

[north marten]

welp rip was actualy liking it

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Check the career progress and i need to see the outfit

[short lotus]

so did you guys purchase all 3 mansion?
because i do lol

[tidal yew]

Ehhh what?

[fierce mason]

CHECK IT

[tidal yew]

Where n how?!

[fierce mason]

HELL NAH
Look at my money

[short lotus]

lmaooo

[fierce mason]

Escape and it says career progress somewhere

[west stirrup]

Fine (career progress)

[tidal yew]

Which outfit?!

[still bobcat]

Do we know what all this shit in the vault means?

[fierce mason]

TOMMY VERCETTI!!!!!!!
MARTOL EXPLODE OUT OF SHOW

[west stirrup]

New Progen car has a Chameleon i don't have

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
get your ass online
we got a job to do

[zenith olive]

Poor

[tidal yew]

I'm online nt for long though like 30min max

[fierce mason]

Also agreement
Havliand is the best A.I

[viscid belfry]

How do you get onto the roof?

[fierce mason]

There staircase

[opal rock]

Only 5 missions that’s sad

[viscid belfry]

There is no staircase up there bro

[west stirrup]

Similar to CBFR and OGFA tho

[tidal yew]

Our mansion¿

[fierce mason]

Doesnt matter duck
We got the mansion
We got michael
And best of all
We got pets

[viscid belfry]

Nope, Angel is

[fierce mason]

No you fucking horny bastard XD

Angel is literally for horny people XD

[nova comet]

Im also use Angel

[spiral lichen]

whyyy omgg

[split moon]

yes

[broken musk]

Ima bit uncomfortable with her calling me daddy every chance she gets

[viscid belfry]

I haven’t done anything to her (yet)

[fierce mason]

Exactly
Havliand is better as an A.I lord

[broken musk]

I got enough lawsuits relating to that I don’t need an AI taking up a lawsuit too

[viscid belfry]

She calls my character mommy lmao

[spiral lichen]

did u jsut invite me @untold dock

[broken musk]

[untold dock]

yes

[west stirrup]

@untold dock why are you invading my privacy

[bitter flicker]

And I thought Pfister couldn't make any more bad vehicle
why does it look melted lmao

[untold dock]

i just invited everyone lol

[viscid belfry]

Chat we got chat gpt in our mansion, what else can you ask for?

[fierce mason]

A champange
And thank goodness they give me that

[broken musk]

I specifically said I didn’t want that thing in my mansion bc it will burn the house down

[viscid belfry]

You’re excited for that???

[west stirrup]

I am not going to Spectate

[fierce mason]

FREE ALCOHOL IS AMAZING

[covert atlas]

New FMJ seems pretty crazy. I’m sure it’ll be top 3 in Supers. The other cars don’t seem at all interesting though

[viscid belfry]

It’ll be fine don’t worry about it

[spiral lichen]

i absolutely love the AI voice

[fierce mason]

Quick question
Which A.I

[viscid belfry]

Lmao

[spiral lichen]

W ROCKSTAR

[untold dock]

i can restart the mission if you want to join @west stirrup

[broken musk]

I’ll come back from a mission and it will be a pile of rubble

[west stirrup]

Sure

[viscid belfry]

Straight to horny jail

[broken musk]

AI will say “whoops I miscalculated”

[primal sluice]

Angel

[covert atlas]

Anyone who chose Angel is a freak

[spiral lichen]

no i like it bc it’s cunty

[still bobcat]

Angel is awesome

[zenith olive]

Can we have multiple ai

[fierce mason]

@spiral lichen
Answer the question!

[viscid belfry]

Sure you do

[primal sluice]

Angel can do unspeakable things to me

[broken musk]

Horny detox

[viscid belfry]

[fierce mason]

I assume with each mansion, you can have each ai
But you can change them up and its free

[covert atlas]

You can have a different AI for each of your Mansions

[zenith olive]

Like 3 in diff house

[still bobcat]

Haviland is boring and OG is straight up dogshit

[fast bridge]

Finally!!!!!!! Drip feed

[spiral lichen]

???

[zenith olive]

Nice

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason u coming on?!

[untold dock]

haviland is good

[spiral lichen]

first one bc she’s a diva

[untold dock]

angel is too horny

[fierce mason]

I was on!

[tidal yew]

Nvm

[primal sluice]

so are most GTA Online players

[alpine basin]

@primal sluice My car was entirely destroyed, forgot I didn't put bulletproof tires on it

[fierce mason]

Yes finally someone speaking english

[covert atlas]

I was gonna pick Angel then she said “can I call you daddy” and I went to Haviland

[west stirrup]

I have a shit eye so bear with me @untold dock

[spiral lichen]

she fijoshing it ong 😭

[fierce mason]

Yep pretty much

[still bobcat]

Anyone figured out how to put a vehicle on the podium?

[viscid belfry]

there is no staircase to the roof tf

[primal sluice]

[west stirrup]

Or do all the work

[nova comet]

Im use Angel

[broken musk]

Yes

[fast bridge]

There is

[still bobcat]

how

[untold dock]

idk what these missions are even about

[viscid belfry]

where it at?

[broken musk]

You select it from the garage interaction menu

[fast bridge]

Inside

[fierce mason]

@broken musk
Mister president
Lets get the fuck out of here
This chat is too fucking horny for angel
And they have no respect for halivland

[spiral lichen]

literally how are u meant to get to the roof?? rockstar is so dumb..

[still bobcat]

Vehicle organisation is unavailable

[broken musk]

[fast bridge]

Ewww

[primal sluice]

kill it, burn it

[spiral lichen]

if u land ur heli on the roof u literally can’t get it back….

[fierce mason]

XD
Wait add op2

[fast bridge]

U have to go inside to go in the staircase

[spiral lichen]

aah okay thanks

[viscid belfry]

where?

[alpine basin]

FIB bomber jacket

[rancid parcel]

So how many slots the mansion garage has?

[fierce mason]

Each mansion can hold 20

[zenith olive]

Looks like we can't have multiple ai.
Just 1 which syncs with all house

[broken musk]

20

[viscid belfry]

oooo thats fire, how do you get it?

[fierce mason]

But you can buy all 3 mansions so you can have 60

[spiral lichen]

W face card

[alpine basin]

T2 career progress for KNOWAY

[rancid parcel]

WE CAN OWN ALL MANSIONS?

[alpine basin]

thats just what it shows in the menu

[zenith olive]

Yes

[fierce mason]

Yes
And they are... quite expensive

[bitter flicker]

Exceptional

[spiral lichen]

YAYAYAYA

[broken musk]

Oooohh

[fierce mason]

They are pretty expensive

[rancid parcel]

Actual can own all 3?

[viscid belfry]

oh I found the staircase

[fast bridge]

Cat room

[broken musk]

Guys, the vapid FMJ MK V is a HSW

[fierce mason]

You can have all 3 mansions

[viscid belfry]

you blink and you miss it fr

[fierce mason]

Also here the most important one athena

[nova comet]

Basement 2nd Floor

[fierce mason]

You can buy pets @rancid parcel

[covert atlas]

It seems pretty damn quick

[thick rose]

My ethenet caved

[fast bridge]

I’m just happy that we getting STX cop car

[viscid belfry]

I got this mansion

[thick rose]

and have to do the cutscene again

[broken musk]

I’m buy another mk2 now

[viscid belfry]

I got it to have a view facing the sunset

[fierce mason]

MORE MICHAEL YAY

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl its 3 mansions with 60 garage slots total

[spiral lichen]

spoilers!!

[fierce mason]

Mate
I think that ship has sailed already

[hollow owl]

Breh

[rancid parcel]

So what now?

[fast bridge]

We’ve known it since the newswire

[covert atlas]

Has anyone done the Avi missions yet and how do they pay

[hollow owl]

Idk

[zenith olive]

Kinda lame we can't bring cat outside with us

[fierce mason]

You're still retired

[rancid parcel]

Cannot retire when 60 of those slots are empty

[viscid belfry]

did they not update Devon Weston's mansion at all?

[flint flower]

Semi-retired

[short lotus]

i buy all 3 mansion lmao
just because i want to

[rancid parcel]

What about the garage interior, are 3 are the same?

[viscid belfry]

wait can you have a dog in Legacy?

[fierce mason]

HAVLIAND ONLINE
Welcome back maam
Your armory is ready and heists are prepared

[short lotus]

yes

[viscid belfry]

oh nice

[short lotus]

we can have dogs and cats too

[primal sluice]

I wonder if the new FMJ will be one of the fastest cars

it certainly grips well

[rancid parcel]

Can we bring them outside into public?

[viscid belfry]

it is quite fast indeed

[short lotus]

the mansion is too big that i got lost lmaooo

[fierce mason]

Nope

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[short lotus]

nah it's literally inside house only

[viscid belfry]

same here lmao

[rancid parcel]

Do they even roam around your mansion or just stays in 1 place?

[short lotus]

inside their kennel only

[fierce mason]

Think they stay in the same place

[opal rock]

You think this is sims

[flint flower]

Faber with his shitty fashion sense again

[viscid belfry]

Keep it together man

[fierce mason]

Here a postive note though
You get 2 shit ai and 1 awesome ai

[short lotus]

after buying mansions now trying to migrate to enhanced
wish me luck

[short lotus]

angel surely has daddy issue lmao

[broken musk]

what is this

[fierce mason]

I aint picking her
Fuck her
I do not want her to call me daddy

[rancid parcel]

Im tempted by the opp mk2 discount

[west stirrup]

New

[rancid parcel]

Where is it

[fierce mason]

wait
MK2 IS ON DISCOUNT???

[broken musk]

Yes

[primal sluice]

Ah, the mclaren elva

[fierce mason]

What did rockstar do

[nova comet]

Me Rn :

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/_arthur1781/status/1998708412440568190?s=46

Arthur (@_arthur1781)

#GTAOnline

All new vehicles on websites including the dripfeed

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:56 AM

[broken musk]

They actually did it

They broke the game further

[spiral lichen]

Why lmao

[fierce mason]

I should probably go and do yoga

[spiral lichen]

IM BUYING MK2 CHAT YESS LETSGOOOO

[broken musk]

Bc it has a Xmas livery

Unlockable

[rancid parcel]

Discount by how much?

[broken musk]

It costs 4.82 million on discount

I have the trade price though

[rancid parcel]

Gta+ exclusive?

[broken musk]

Yes that’s for gta+ club

[short lotus]

well mansion is fun
thos mostly are useless stuff lmao

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[nova comet]

Top floor rooftop

[fierce mason]

wait
I know athena doesnt play gta but quick question
Which A.I Is she picking

[short lotus]

feels like acomplishment tho

[broken musk]

As if rockstar is gunna give everyone a discounted mk2

[fierce mason]

To be fair
You still get quite a lot of stuff

[rancid parcel]

That's tradeprice applied?

[tidal yew]

Did u got the way to your top of the mansion?!

[broken musk]

If anything, they would increase the price of it

[broken musk]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

how

[short lotus]

yeah
but mostly are just decorative purpose
but
still happy nontheless

[spiral lichen]

areu series

[rancid parcel]

[broken musk]

Terrorbyte missions

[fierce mason]

XD

[golden ravine]

@rancid parcel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken musk

[rancid parcel]

That's without upgrades so 300mil flat.

[broken musk]

Fuck you lester

I clicked wrong emote

[fierce mason]

Doesnt athena have garages full of OP2?

[rancid parcel]

Bruh

[broken musk]

[spiral lichen]

damn

why do u have gta+ smh

[rancid parcel]

Yes, 17 total

[lament wasp]

???

[broken musk]

I was tryna say;

[fierce mason]

that how much it would cost her to fill all of the garages of the mansion full of oppresoor mark 2
Or in short
Her babies

[nova comet]

What your rating New DLC ?

[rancid parcel]

No gta+

@hollow owl get to grinding

Wait why is this channel have slow mode now????

This is illegal

[broken musk]

They always enable slow mode for dlcs

[flint flower]

mk2 with slow mode? We have to boycott

[lost lily]

new keybinds

[broken musk]

At least it’s not 30 seconds

[west stirrup]

Who wants to test the Coquette d5

[craggy mica]

wow

[rancid parcel]

@lost lily cough uh let me loan some moneh

[broken musk]

I will

[fierce mason]

Him???
I thought you were grinding

[west stirrup]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @west stirrup

[broken musk]

Lemme spin casino wheel first

[lost lily]

💵 there u go

[rancid parcel]

He said he would fill the mansion garage with mk2, now it has 3

[craggy mica]

gym

[fierce mason]

OH XD

[viscid belfry]

Chat should I stay up and play the new missions or go to sleep? 😴 it’s 4:30 am

[tidal yew]

Max was 5 rep of each

[rancid parcel]

Go to sleep, its not gonna go anywhere

[spiral lichen]

literally omg

[broken musk]

Welcome to my life, I got up at 3AM for this update

[broken musk]

[viscid belfry]

Kk

[viscid belfry]

Understandable

Pretty good update from what I’ve seen so far

[craggy mica]

10

[rancid parcel]

Sleep comes first

[lost lily]

T is still taken by text chat's ghost

[fierce mason]

Stay up

[broken musk]

Sleep is for farmers

[fierce mason]

XD
So IT IS POSSIBLE

[broken musk]

I’d do it but the LSPD is too scared of me to spawn

[tidal yew]

My guy only knows one yoga pose

[broken musk]

They must know ima shoot them

[fierce mason]

LARZY
QUCIK QUESTION
WHICH AI

[broken musk]

Wait nope

[lost lily]

@rancid parcel i'll give u 20M if u switch to LSIA

[broken musk]

Wait

[tidal yew]

Angel

[broken musk]

They fixed it!

[fierce mason]

SMASH TABLE
I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU, YOU HORNY BASTARD

[broken musk]

Partially fixed it

[west stirrup]

Booo

[broken musk]

Literally they half assed fixed it ffs

[tidal yew]

I'm in office so I literally didn't here what the ai said

[fierce mason]

Mr president
Let get out of here
These people have no taste in A.Is

[west stirrup]

How so

[fierce mason]

Okay
Let me tell you what she says

Can i call you daddy please?
Or can i call you mommy?
That what angle says

[broken musk]

Some bullets still resist the windows but some are able to damage you now

[rancid parcel]

NEVER

[broken musk]

It’s not completely fixed but it allows you to take some damage now

[lost lily]

this is for angel AI

[fierce mason]

Literally her

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh lol

[fierce mason]

Be a respectable man and choose havliand

Basically
Imagine alfred from batman as your butler
That him

[dense cliff]

Soo how much the new mansion cost

[broken musk]

I am not ur sugar daddy

[fierce mason]

I aint talking to ya
I was saying what angle says

[broken musk]

[dense cliff]

That's the most expensive one?

[broken musk]

Ik I mean Angel

[fierce mason]

Yeah she is too horny

And as you said
I will get very uncomfortable with her calling me daddy every single time

[broken musk]

I already have

[tidal yew]

Definitely getting angel now

[trim lotus]

"xero, calais ave payphone, answer it"?

what?

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

how do you make a vehicle a podium

[trim lotus]

was that aplayer?

[bronze sail]

so we did need 60 mil for this update

[trim lotus]

it jsut said unknown

[tidal yew]

U gotta buy it from the app

[broken musk]

Yes, but I’ve been saving since the last DLC

[still bobcat]

i have the podium upgrade

how do you select a vehicle to put onto the podium

[fierce mason]

Opens helicopter doors
Mr president
Get inside and lets get out of LS
This place is too horny

[trim lotus]

how is devins the cheapest lmao

[broken musk]

I’m militarizing Los Santos anyways

[fast bridge]

I spent $52,702,100 today

[daring bobcat]

Good for you pal

[fast bridge]

Definitely more

[fierce mason]

Do FASTER

[still bobcat]

seriously how the fuck

[trim lotus]

pls tell me this was on vehicles and not just the mansion...

[fast bridge]

$41M on the mansions

[zenith olive]

5mill earn objective from a mission that pays 32k is wild

💀

[fast bridge]

would’ve been higher if there were no discounts

[broken musk]

Watch this

[trim lotus]

oh you got all 3?

[broken musk]

[fast bridge]

Yes

[trim lotus]

yeah im just gonna get devins i think

[fierce mason]

Good job

[bronze sail]

i had 45 and i can buy all three mansions maxed

[trim lotus]

only got 11m

[fast bridge]

That’s why I said mansions. That’s plural

[fierce mason]

No
Each mansion cost 50

[broken musk]

Lmfaoo it was so funny

[still bobcat]

these mansions are so stupid, theres a door every 5 metres and they take you to a different place

[bronze sail]

so 6 m discount is 51

[zenith olive]

Buy em

[broken musk]

wasn’t even a player that killed them, it was a zancudo NPC

[bronze sail]

and 8 mil for cars around 59

[bronze sail]

i bought 2

[zenith olive]

Cars are 8mill?😭🥀

[bronze sail]

gonna buy the third later after i buy the cars and fill the garages first

[fast bridge]

The X-treme has the Zeno bug

[west stirrup]

Total

[fast bridge]

Total price

[zenith olive]

Ah

[trim lotus]

excuse me for not thinknig this would cost more than a yacht

[bronze sail]

i mean idk there are 3 or 4 cars ig

[still bobcat]

these mansions are so poorly implemented

[zenith olive]

Was scared fr

[bronze sail]

skimmed through em

[fierce mason]

To be honest
Even i was

[fast bridge]

I knew it would cost more than a yacht because of the 20M offer

[still bobcat]

i thought they'd be double in price

[broken musk]

Mile high club was not finished

[still bobcat]

they are too cheap

[short lotus]

3 mansions are 45 millions something

[zenith olive]

I remember someone telling me they would cost 4-6mill each

[fast bridge]

Holy fuck the X-treme is so bad with the bug

[west stirrup]

Thats a shame

Was hyped for that car

[fast bridge]

Literally the Zeno suspension bug all over again

But that was because the mirrors

[untold dock]

does it drive like the typical ev with no top speed and crippling understeer

[covert atlas]

Yep

[untold dock]

amazing

[short lotus]

well i'm overall satisfied with the mansion

[west stirrup]

It needs the GT7 touch

[short lotus]

my 3 mansion with daddy issue AI

[broken musk]

Uhhh the vinewood mansion comes with a helicopter?

[covert atlas]

Yeah

[short lotus]

it seems all mansion comes with helicopter

[lament wasp]

Can I swap mansions?

or is it permanent

[covert atlas]

No but you can buy all 3

[short lotus]

you can have all mansion

[broken musk]

[lament wasp]

IK

[fast bridge]

How do u start the career progress missions?

[lament wasp]

but if I want just 1.

[untold dock]

@west stirrup join?

[spice inlet]

bro the FMJ MK V is 5.7M with HSW

[lament wasp]

but decide later I want a different one

[short lotus]

can't

[lament wasp]

can I do that

[still bobcat]

buy a 2nd one

[short lotus]

you buy once, it's permanent

[bitter flicker]

wait hol up , so the mansion vehicle workshop is locked behind GTA+ ?

[west stirrup]

Didn’t see it sorreh

[covert atlas]

Don’t think you can. Didn’t give me an option

[lament wasp]

Okay

[trim lotus]

whats the point of security btw

[fast bridge]

Eliminate raids

[short lotus]

looks menacing

[covert atlas]

Removes raids from all businesses

[still bobcat]

but is there still 4 sell vehicles

[trim lotus]

so i wont have to deal with my coke factory or meth lab being raided ever again?

[potent niche]

Does mansion security take away raids?

[short lotus]

you guys like th mansion?

[covert atlas]

From the sounds of it, yeah

[still bobcat]

not really

they've been so poorly implemented

[covert atlas]

Will make MC businesses slightly more bearable

[zenith olive]

Feels underwhelming xd

[broken musk]

omG I can disable the AI

[fast bridge]

No. I love it

[broken musk]

The future is great

[trim lotus]

i think all i want is security then

[short lotus]

i love it too

[trim lotus]

i have maxed arcade, i can go elsewhere for weapons and vehicles, podium would be cool ig

[short lotus]

not the best but pretty satisfactory

[spiral lichen]

for some reason 60fps looks so smooth in this game if u have FSR off is it just me?

[covert atlas]

That’s what the description of it said yeah. We’ll have to see if that’s actually how it works, and if so, if it actually does work

[nova comet]

You can Boost the Product and Fast Travel

[trim lotus]

i assume that the mansion will not break even

[covert atlas]

1 business per day 🙁

[still bobcat]

Just found this in freeroam

[spice inlet]

once per 24h, fair enough. I'll just shut down my doc forgery business to avoid it from getting boosted

[still bobcat]

i couldnt steal it

[covert atlas]

Don’t think you can even make money from it, from what it seems. So it’s definitely not breaking even

[potent niche]

Join Mc and Check

[spice inlet]

yea the traffic has been updated with these

[still bobcat]

just these?

[trim lotus]

yeah then im def not buying it yet 😭

[covert atlas]

None of my MC businesses are stocked up

[broken musk]

I never really expected this

[spice inlet]

so far, yes

[radiant loom]

Havilland is the only Acceptable AI assistant change my mind

[still bobcat]

FFS

[fierce mason]

@broken musk
I am watching dark viperau stream on the dlc
I am not kidding
She keeps saying Daddy too many times

[fierce mason]

YES
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS RIGHT

[potent niche]

I chose angel cuz nice voice

[still bobcat]

They go and update the traffic, and only add 1 vehicle, JFC

[covert atlas]

Real shit

[spiral lichen]

SAME ITS SO COOL U CANT STEAL IT THO

[radiant loom]

Her voice disturb me

[broken musk]

It’s a mansion in the theme spending money and living a life of luxury extravagance and excess, not the theme of making tons of money still

[trim lotus]

well i never expected the yacht to but i was making good money off of it, not breaking even but yknow it paid

[spiral lichen]

same i will

[potent niche]

Woman jump scare?

[fierce mason]

Now the entire server is gonna go lockdown mode over people arguing which A.I is better XD

[broken musk]

The yatch is liek 3 years old atp though

[radiant loom]

No it's a bit too sexual 😭

[fierce mason]

No
its how much she keeps saying daddy

[trim lotus]

ig but still

[potent niche]

For female, it’s mommy

[radiant loom]

I prefer my ai assistant more like ALFRED

[broken musk]

I want Clifford voice to be my AI

[fierce mason]

Oh my goodness
It wanst just me who thought to make their AI to be alfred

[still bobcat]

Wait what, you can only own 1 cat and dog at each mansions and they teleport?

[knotty briar]

Same I’m on my iron man shit I need it to be Jarvis

[radiant loom]

Based

[broken musk]

But I wanted an army of dogs and cats

[fierce mason]

The only 3 acceptable AI voices
BT from titanfall 2
Alfred from batman
Jarvis from iron man

[still bobcat]

Thought you'd at least have one of each at each mansion

[spice inlet]

I vote for Alfred

[knotty briar]

But the Angel voice scared the fuck out of me I was not expecting that

[broken musk]

Nope

We only get one fuzzy baby

[fierce mason]

Oh look
There 3 A.I
Lets see what angle says
HI, can you be my daddy
HELL NO

[potent niche]

No I got 2

[broken musk]

I’m talking about cats

[still bobcat]

328-555-0108, imma call it see if michael de santa picks up

[broken musk]

not the dog

[spice inlet]

Does it really say daddy??

[radiant loom]

MY GOATT

[potent niche]

It’s says based on your gender

[still bobcat]

busy

[knotty briar]

It says daddy for male characters and Mommy for females

[fierce mason]

Its says mommy if youre female
It says daddy if youre male
And it says it a lot

[spice inlet]

whaaaaaaaaaaaat

[knotty briar]

I wish I was lying

[fierce mason]

It says it for every single dialouge

[nova comet]

this is my Life now after Rob Bank and Even save LS

[potent niche]

It’s so r* to do that

[west stirrup]

hmm?

[broken musk]

OmG I can pet my cat

[primal sluice]

There's cats????

[knotty briar]

[fierce mason]

I mean its gta
Ill be suprised if we cant do that

[still bobcat]

The business card michael gives you doesnt pick up

[potent niche]

I have angel cus funni

[broken musk]

I thought that was my new black card

[fierce mason]

You're fine

[spice inlet]

holy bro, imma spawn at mansion > go to MCT to check my businesses > use vinewood app to restock warehouses and ENJOY

[still bobcat]

Nah its his business card

[primal sluice]

I was flabbergasted when i heard her call me mommy

[broken musk]

Black card when rockstar?

[spice inlet]

what else did u expect

[potent niche]

Not opposed..

[broken musk]

I want luxury benefits now too

[craggy mica]

noooo yatch

5x gone

[spice inlet]

thank GOD

[still bobcat]

thank god

[zenith olive]

Yes

[broken musk]

Also where you find the dog

[spice inlet]

I wont do those missions ever again

[alpine basin]

It was basically, crash your heli into the sea a billion times and flatten out on the ocean (the d-day experience)

[nova comet]

[fierce mason]

Dials up
HEY MICHAEL
HOW YOU DOING

[still bobcat]

About as good as can be expected

[primal sluice]

So how do you start michael missions?

[fierce mason]

Shrugs

[zenith olive]

I think we will get a new heist soon

[spice inlet]

🤷

[fierce mason]

I just hope it doesnt make me buy all 3 mansions

[primal sluice]

idc about the knoway crap

[still bobcat]

I think you get a text off an unknown number to go to a payphone

[primal sluice]

i came here for mike

[zenith olive]

That's not him

[primal sluice]

thats Avi

[still bobcat]

then idk

[primal sluice]

Maybe after Avi's missions he will hit me up

[split moon]

this mk v kinda slaps ngl

[alpine basin]

I got that text and went to the location, and at the VERY SAME TIME, I got an agency call at the payphone

[still bobcat]

still looking at my 3 mansions, havent bought a new vehicle yet

[primal sluice]

its amazing, especially the handling

[split moon]

yeah I haven't even modded it yet and I already love it

[primal sluice]

even over bumps at high speeds its quite stable

[split moon]

the handling is stupid OP

[primal sluice]

yeah

[zenith olive]

Uh which one

[primal sluice]

the new one

the racecar FMJ

[zenith olive]

Ah no GTA+ 😭🥀

[primal sluice]

💔

[radiant loom]

I may be delusional but is Michael and Amanda's relationship way better now?

[primal sluice]

Seems the same it was before

[real peak]

Still same

[broken musk]

nonononono

[trim lotus]

Where is the pay phone

[primal sluice]

A letter

[radiant loom]

Feels less toxic idk

[primal sluice]

on the map

[trim lotus]

Ah

[broken musk]

You are getting replaced Angel

[radiant loom]

Could just be me

[primal sluice]

Ayo what the fuck

[real peak]

I mean, both of them already old soo yea

[trim lotus]

all I did was check price boost Club then had to get off

[fierce mason]

MR PRESIDENT!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[potent niche]

I got my two mansions

[fierce mason]

Sigh
MCI now has to work overtime just to cover your bloody activities

[primal sluice]

Angel might be a little dirtyminded

[still bobcat]

anyone been to their mc businesses, do the guards stand out front or is it just a technical upgrade

[primal sluice]

juuuuust a little

[broken musk]

I think she likes me

[fierce mason]

Sir
MCI literally had to cover up your dirty activities
My goodness, in one week, we had to somehow remove 546 charges against you

[zenith olive]

Unlikely

[primal sluice]

https://x.com/Demon4237890/status/1998711154726809871/photo/2 We are getting a kei truck

Demon (@Demon4237890)

@saiyambansal100 @TexFunz2 Just dropping these here

X · Dec 10, 2025, 11:07 AM

[broken musk]

Are you sure that was in a week or was it only for the day?

[radiant loom]

yk what
on second thought i like the mansions

[primal sluice]

YES, FINALLY!!!!!

[covert atlas]

Better have HSW and Imani Tech

[broken musk]

Yes that’s already in game

[bitter flicker]

well they "resolved" most of their issues around "Reuniting the Family" mission
it probably got better after all these years

[fierce mason]

...
Dont tell that is your average each day

[primal sluice]

where?

[broken musk]

Paywalled ofc

[primal sluice]

Ok, but where?

[broken musk]

GTA+ vinewood club

[primal sluice]

ah

[covert atlas]

I forgot to snag that before I got off

[broken musk]

It’s not the free car so you’d have to pay for it though, but you’d get it early

[nova comet]

Elon Musk taxi gonna be Bankruptcy in LS

[broken musk]

I’m going to drive them things into the ocean

[still bobcat]

i couldnt steal it

[broken musk]

Never said ima steal it

[zenith olive]

😭🥀 can we buy the car from a friend that has the GTA+

[nova comet]

Same

[broken musk]

I’m going to trick it’s course into the ocean

[still bobcat]

is it just 4 cars right now

[broken musk]

Mansion parté time

[nova comet]

Ai Taxi very dangerous in LS

[still bobcat]

just these 4 released?

[covert atlas]

And the new Mclaren in the Vinewood club if you have GTA+

[broken musk]

lol Angel gets a bit too excited when you want to throw a parté

[still bobcat]

i do, in the phone app or drive to the docks and buy it?

[broken musk]

Either one

[covert atlas]

Should be able to spawn it in with your phone. But to actually own it, yeah gotta buy it from the docks

[nova comet]

Should we destroy Ai Taxi ?

[broken musk]

You can buy it from the menu

[bitter flicker]

which McLaren?

[covert atlas]

Oh yeah that’s right

[broken musk]

Angel wants to play truth or dare now

[split moon]

mother of god this car has so much acceleration I immediately spin out when I hit the gas

[west stirrup]

Luiva in Gta+ carmeet

[fierce mason]

What?

[still bobcat]

ffs you cant buy crew logos in your mansions now either

[covert atlas]

$15 million Mansion and I can’t drink water

🙁

[bitter flicker]

you're rich enough to drink alcohol like water
-Rockstar , probably

[covert atlas]

True

[nova comet]

What best way to destroy knoway taxi ?

[primal sluice]

you can some cigars tho

[west stirrup]

Who does that anyway

[covert atlas]

Angel’s voice sounds so familiar

[fierce mason]

...
Dials up securoserv Elite sqaud
GET TO THE MANSION RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE PRESIDENT DOES SOMETHING STUPID

[covert atlas]

But I can’t pinpoint it

[west stirrup]

I think it’s from an ad

[covert atlas]

Probably yeah

[primal sluice]

Why does she sound like Paige

[broken musk]

Oh don’t you worry, I won’t release any more top secret information

[west stirrup]

I didnt bloody use snacks and armor

[fierce mason]

Doesnt matter
SecruoServ Bravo 6 is ready to stop it

[fierce mason]

Shame

[west stirrup]

On you

[covert atlas]

I stopped going for Tier 4 challenges when I realized it bugs out half the time

[still bobcat]

gt750 fun to drive

[fierce mason]

No just shame
It didnt happen

[covert atlas]

Apparently perfectly head shotting multiple NPCs is sub 80% accuracy

And I just can’t be bothered to replay contact missions

[still bobcat]

oh ffs the mk2 is in the vinewood app?

[woeful needle]

They did some fixes

[still bobcat]

doesnt have missilles thank god

[woeful needle]

I have to check if they fixed Di request

[still bobcat]

so i can buy the luiva from here yea?

[covert atlas]

Yeah

[still bobcat]

cool

[split moon]

I rate new car as 12/10

[broken musk]

Alr I’ll be hiding in my vault

[covert atlas]

Hoping some of the dripfeed cars get proper Imani tech armor plating

[split moon]

[nova comet]

Is that ford GT ?

[kindred coral]

@hollow owl they fixed the Coquette D5 :c

[spice inlet]

Is it fast and has good handling?

[covert atlas]

Very much so

[split moon]

Pretty fast, ludicrously good handling

[fierce mason]

Bravo 6
Going dark
Slaughter the party member

[covert atlas]

Are you actually being shot and taking damage while inside or are the windows just breaking

[kindred coral]

thats for GTA+ members, yes ?

[split moon]

I'd recommend not fully maxing out the transmission & booster because it genuinely spins out when you try to accelerate

[kindred coral]

i shot at it and the shot went straight through, im not even gonna try cause i know for a fact that i will take damage

[split moon]

yes

[broken musk]

The AI scares me anyways so i won’t be giving it any information regardless, besides the last AI that was in this game got confiscated by the government so i don’t think ima tell it anything

[covert atlas]

I see. The windows still shatter even with the bulletproof bug. It’s just that there’s an invisible hitbox that prevents you from taking damage

[kindred coral]

before, the shot hit the windshield and it did the hit there, not on the seat

[fierce mason]

Except havilgald
He can be trust worthy

[kindred coral]

there was the hitbox, the hit box was either removed or moved back, so, the car is not bullet proof anymore...

[broken musk]

Never trust anyone

[covert atlas]

Just to be sure, get the cops on you and see if they can damage you while you sit inside

[kindred coral]

now i have to use the stupid duke o death again...

[kindred coral]

bruh... fine...

[broken musk]

I did it already

They kinda patched it

[covert atlas]

I see

[broken musk]

It’s not completely fixed but it doesn’t give you complete bullet immunity anymore

[covert atlas]

Is it kinda like the Kuruma where at certain angles they can damage you

[broken musk]

Yes

[covert atlas]

That’s good to know

[nova comet]

Is anyone start Avi's Mission .

[kindred coral]

its fixed and it hurts alot

[untold dock]

i'm on the last mission

[kindred coral]

i almost got one shot by a police shotgun-

[nocturne fossil]

finally