gta-online-mk2

[tidal yew]

Yeh u get 1m and 2m discount on the mansion

[spiral lichen]

lmao

[spiral lichen]

Omggg

bro help

can i still do that?

[neon acorn]

Modded heists 🙏

[whole spruce]

hello joji

[river trench]

I'm at 45mil

[neon acorn]

actual savers

[bronze sail]

no

[spiral lichen]

WHAT…

[neon acorn]

They removed it today

[bronze sail]

i think it was 7 dec

[spiral lichen]

…

[bronze sail]

deadline

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh I don't know the missions r avaliable or not now

[spiral lichen]

[neon acorn]

or smth

[neon acorn]

Oh

[bronze sail]

hello

[spiral lichen]

i miss eveydhtijg smh

[tidal yew]

Sad

[neon acorn]

Slow poke :(

[sturdy tapir]

@spiral lichen 158k

[whole spruce]

how do you feel about the new album

[tidal yew]

I'm the only poor here with 21m

[spiral lichen]

nice!

[bronze sail]

due to drug abuse i have dementia so idk what u are speaking of

[still bobcat]

:)

[spiral lichen]

I feel sad now

[whole spruce]

piss in the wind joji new album

[spiral lichen]

i have 3m..

[whole spruce]

pixelated kisses etc.

[whole spruce]

i also have 3m...

[bronze sail]

mid

[bronze sail]

still got time

grind a few heists

[river trench]

I made like 6.5mil from D day mission

[whole spruce]

pixelated kisses is pretty good but i don't know about the others

[still bobcat]

100.0mil

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

I'm the only poor man here*

[sturdy tapir]

Check ur social club

[tidal yew]

Yeh?

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

Gimme a min

[bronze sail]

its too boom boom for me

if that makes sense

[tidal yew]

Key town?

[split moon]

Nice

[whole spruce]

the audio is too loud compared to the vocals?

[bronze sail]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

Yis

[whole spruce]

or is it because joji did more melancholic music and now that tone has been set

[tidal yew]

Gotcha

[bronze sail]

i might like it eventually

[spiral lichen]

rumi let’s do my cayo i’m gonna test out replay

[whole spruce]

so more energetic boom boom music is hard to get used to

[tidal yew]

Can I join

[bronze sail]

possible

[tidal yew]

I'm good with any %

[sturdy tapir]

Inv

[bronze sail]

i havent really listened to it yet just first listen on the radio

[tidal yew]

Yeh nvm I can't join

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Update is avaliable
Ah
I will enjoy game after 9 o clock

[bronze sail]

wasnt a great impression

[spiral lichen]

sure!

[spiral lichen]

Bet

[tidal yew]

Oi help me

[spiral lichen]

u guys will have to carry me ty

[fierce mason]

I legit i am in online class right now

[daring bobcat]

I'm working till like 3pm

[tidal yew]

Nah nah i got something else bugging me.
It says battle eye is required to play online. I have restarted it 2 times

[spiral lichen]

rumi u can inv masterlazy once u join

[bronze sail]

if it doesnt pan out w the replay i can host some cayos lmk, im set for the update now anyways

[spiral lichen]

did u disable it in rockstar launcher

[fierce mason]

Hmm?
Have you turned it on and off?

[spiral lichen]

Omg rlly?? that’s so nice thank you!!

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh I don't think so how do I check it?!

[tidal yew]

Hw to check

[fierce mason]

By restarting the device

[sturdy tapir]

Rockstar Social club

[spiral lichen]

i have script ready

[spiral lichen]

Rockstar launcher

[sturdy tapir]

SCRIPT?!!

[spiral lichen]

go to the settings

[bronze sail]

ong wont have to do much anyways if its 3 or more peeps

[sturdy tapir]

[spiral lichen]

it’s not a mod

it just turns off saving

i can’t speak further of this

[sturdy tapir]

Should i get my Switch and play some Adventure time while we wait for larzy?

[spiral lichen]

publicly

[sturdy tapir]

[bronze sail]

i know ur secret

[whole spruce]

i know what you are

[spiral lichen]

Realomggg

[sturdy tapir]

[spiral lichen]

Omgg guyss stoppp

i’m not a modder

pls don’t give me modder role

[bronze sail]

embrace the darkside

[sturdy tapir]

@spiral lichen

[spiral lichen]

how long will you be @tidal yew

[fierce mason]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

Idk

[fierce mason]

Larzy is in the office right now

[spiral lichen]

we could do one in the time it takes him to figure it out lol

[tidal yew]

Eh 10min max I'll let u k

[spiral lichen]

Oki

we can do it in 10 mins

i’ll have replay anyway

[fierce mason]

I dont see the game being updated
I assume update isnt out yet?

[sturdy tapir]

BRAH

I JUST PICKED MY SWITCH UP AND WE STARTIN?

[fierce mason]

Yes
Give me ur switch and get back to work

[spiral lichen]

IRK WHY MARTOL SAID OK

I DIDNT

😭

[sturdy tapir]

Get your own brokie

[spiral lichen]

like bro’s not even in it

[spiral lichen]

ofc not

10am

[split moon]

[spiral lichen]

i’m done with dd day it’s too boring

[fierce mason]

10 am where?

[spiral lichen]

ima just grind cayo so i can get a mansion

[spiral lichen]

idk

[fierce mason]

What country are you in???

[spiral lichen]

idk

[fierce mason]

[spiral lichen]

i’m very impatient so let’s try not to restart

[tidal yew]

North Korea?

[spiral lichen]

-bruh

where u going 😭

[fierce mason]

Make sense

[spiral lichen]

i jinxed it

bro die

so we can restart

@sturdy tapir ??

this ain’t aggressive approach

[fierce mason]

I feel like a personal dm is needed cause you confusing me if you talking to me or larzy

[spiral lichen]

yeah mb

[sturdy tapir]

bum is seeing thru wall like he has cs2 cheat client

[spiral lichen]

we should go left

[still bobcat]

thought the max ceos was 10

[sturdy tapir]

Why restart if we loose elite 100k

[spiral lichen]

bruh

i didn’t alert

i think bc u killed someone they looked at me while i wasn’t in their cone

😭

[still bobcat]

8 ceos in lobby

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

and i cant register as ceo

[sturdy tapir]

I falcon PUNCHED

one

[spiral lichen]

idk what ur doing rumi

we need to stop

[sturdy tapir]

@spiral lichen

[spiral lichen]

bc i don’t like restarting

[sturdy tapir]

Dude flipped

[spiral lichen]

and my tummy hurts

[whole spruce]

its over

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

Invite

[fierce mason]

HENRY STICKMIN REFRENCE

[spiral lichen]

let’s be serious

[fierce mason]

[spiral lichen]

okay let’s inv master

[tidal yew]

N open a grp chat we don't wanna get muted

[spiral lichen]

ongg

[still bobcat]

Cockstar

[spiral lichen]

maybe one is glitched

[still bobcat]

im just going to assume 2 of them are in cayo

how can i get any flatter ground than this >:L

[bronze sail]

almost there gang

[spiral lichen]

yeah probably

[forest jackal]

running in circles

waiting for update

[lament wasp]

yeah where is it

[forest jackal]

in 25 mins supposedly

[lament wasp]

ahh k, reddit countdown was 1 hour out it seems

[alpine basin]

why are we listening to reddit in 2025, almost 2026 outside of obviously common knowledge and provided updates

[burnt maple]

Lgbt truck

[lament wasp]

cause this is a video game and my level of care for it doesnt stem beyond the quickest source of information, right or wrong.

[bronze sail]

real

[golden sundial]

How does this game inform you?

[alpine basin]

its frightening how easily people listen to the quickest forms of information even if they are wrong, this is why AI is going to take over like clifford but we are NOT winning the fight against it

[alpine basin]

teaches good money usage and how to sell things to the right people

[split moon]

It informs you when you have to download an update

[lament wasp]

yeah yeah, so I heard its confirmed we found aliens.

[west stirrup]

@sturdy tapir HOY

[golden sundial]

[bronze sail]

plenty of bogdans in the world no worries

[broken musk]

Is the DLC out yet

[still bobcat]

acid lab

[west stirrup]

Non

[alpine basin]

36% done

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/1998688975721054455?s=46

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

#GTAOnline's Mansions update features 60 new garage slots

X · Dec 10, 2025, 9:39 AM

[west stirrup]

Holy crud

[broken musk]

But I can download it?

[west stirrup]

Ok no spoilers

[alpine basin]

shoulda been 600

[west stirrup]

@still bobcat Want some monee?

[lament wasp]

60

okay

[fossil dagger]

Hope i can buy all three

[lament wasp]

ill take it

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[fast bridge]

Should’ve been the cut garage from story mode

[neon acorn]

Reddit is the new Wikipedia ig

[alpine basin]

for common ballers probably

[fossil dagger]

How does tez know this

[tame holly]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[neon acorn]

Erm actually, it’s Clifford with three f's

[fast bridge]

The files

[fossil dagger]

Ik he is a rockstar dev

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
WE have oppessor mark 2 and michael
Clifford wont be a problem

[neon acorn]

I’ve got 50 mill

🙏

[bitter flicker]

Ello transformer

[hollow owl]

RAHHHH
https://x.com/i/status/1998688975721054455

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

#GTAOnline's Mansions update features 60 new garage slots

X · Dec 10, 2025, 9:39 AM

[neon acorn]

Ello Tuner

[hollow owl]

Leaked before me

😔

[west stirrup]

62 cars

[neon acorn]

I prayed for times like these

[bronze sail]

spare a 10

[bitter flicker]

hmmmm

[west stirrup]

Transient join cayo

[neon acorn]

HISSSSS

[alpine basin]

time to watch people post the same thing over and over for the next 3 days even after it releases

[neon acorn]

Get your own!

[still bobcat]

what

[bitter flicker]

I think I can put all my friendo vehicles in one garage then lol

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[neon acorn]

I need to restart my GTA

[west stirrup]

Cayo pelican

[tame holly]

fuck it i'll put the top 60 expensive sport cars in mansions

[neon acorn]

Are you ok with waiting?

[still bobcat]

no, ive been trying to sell this acid 20 minutes this games fucking garbage

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[tame holly]

rest will go somewhere else idk

[bronze sail]

[alpine basin]

60 future shock impalers, and one alpha z1

[lament frigate]

SIXTY? 60? 6 TENS?

[tame holly]

yup 60, same as office

[neon acorn]

or

[west stirrup]

SIX 3+3+1

[fast bridge]

3 20’s

[still bobcat]

probably 3 20 cars

[bronze sail]

1/2 120

[west stirrup]

[fast bridge]

We can already see in a screenshot that 1 side fits 10 cars

[fierce mason]

60 GARABGE SLOTS!!!

[broken musk]

bum fuck game, got up at 3AM for ts and it’s not even out

[bitter flicker]

I lost my 2nd friendo list pics ffs
but yay , all in one place is nice ig lol
list 1 : 20
list 2 : 20

[neon acorn]

14 mins for update

16*

15*

[hollow owl]

Sneaky me in the middle

[neon acorn]

I’m so braindead

[fast bridge]

Or more

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

Nuh uh!

[rancid parcel]

Where update?

[fast bridge]

It’s not always at 5am

[fierce mason]

15 minutes

[hollow owl]

The DLC is out <t:1765360800:R>

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

But it doesnt matter
You're retired

[rancid parcel]

But I want it now

[neon acorn]

Imagine it's actually ass

[bitter flicker]

go work with rockstar

[broken musk]

Am I gunna need to download a content package for gta

[fierce mason]

It has michael
It cannot be ass

[rancid parcel]

Gotta retire in style

[lost lily]

mk2 deleted from game

[hollow owl]

I want to go downstairs and hop on my ps5 rn but I can't

[broken musk]

How bout I don’t sell my soul

[fierce mason]

Good man

[fast bridge]

60 car garage is the best thing so far. I get more garage space

[fierce mason]

She has the right idea

[bitter flicker]

I'm just happy to see Michael de Santa Claus in online honestly lol

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[fierce mason]

Im over here not wanting more XD

I legit have 100+ free slots and no idea how to fill it up

[broken musk]

[bronze sail]

500 cigarettes

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1051489792300429332.webp?size=64&animated=true

[bitter flicker]

nerf the mk2 missiles even more
only 8 like the ruiner

[fast bridge]

The dlc could be between 5-6am and not every platform gets it at the same time

[knotty briar]

Doesn’t pc always get it last too?

[fast bridge]

Usually

[lost lily]

pro players use mgs anyway

[broken musk]

[fast bridge]

Or crash into them

[broken musk]

Yay I get to make fun of pc for one of the rare occasions

[alpine basin]

I can't wait for gtao chat to get a whole 30 second cooldown time for chatting

[broken musk]

lmao

[lost lily]

mk1 chat need 30s cooldown

[alpine basin]

12 seconds is not enough of a cooldown

[neon acorn]

Peace will be restored

[broken musk]

Nobody answered my question

[fierce mason]

Nah that channel need 5 years

Everyone knows #gta-online is a mistake

[neon acorn]

:)

[untold dock]

damn it i have a package to pick up

but i can't leave now

[fierce mason]

You are more negative than i am
And usually i am the negative one

[neon acorn]

There’s so much blue @alpine basin

[lost lily]

someone strim or i have to watch pooparama

[alpine basin]

If it makes you feel any better, its not going to change if you do it now or later in-game, its still going to be there

[neon acorn]

Lies, the world will end without Cheesecake_gaming9 ever seeing it

[fierce mason]

Guys
Gta online already has a cooldown XD

[bitter flicker]

while my PC is like 6000km away from me rn
(I'm at Sdyney rn)

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
Ill go to japan and get it deliver to you in one hour

[spiral lichen]

testing testing

[river trench]

testing testing

[bitter flicker]

you failed , please retry

[neon acorn]

YOURE IN SYDNEY?!

[spiral lichen]

OMGGG I DID IT

[neon acorn]

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME 😭

[split moon]

fake news

[alpine basin]

all news is fake

Its meant to generate a form of income

[rancid parcel]

Did they add text chat?

[bitter flicker]

I just landed like 3 hours ago

[neon acorn]

Grr

[fierce mason]

@bitter flicker
I got some bad news about your PC

[broken musk]

Damm right

[river trench]

Probably next year after age verification bs 💀

[neon acorn]

I’m currently running around franklins house

[lament wasp]

go on

[neon acorn]

waiting

[spiral lichen]

IM SOO HAPPYY

[broken musk]

I’ll pass

[spiral lichen]

MY REPAKY WORKED

TEPAKYY

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Interesting...

[spiral lichen]

GUYSSS

i have panther in hard mode with 3 gold

forever

[alpine basin]

60 seconds seems generous now over 30 second cooldown

[spiral lichen]

[broken musk]

Rather not get muted for someone else’s NSFW

[west stirrup]

Ooh lala 8 minutes

[broken musk]

Fr

[river trench]

[fierce mason]

@bitter flicker
We face trouble going to airport

[lost lily]

me too

[broken musk]

In 8 minutes ima be stealing Rubios panther for myself

[spiral lichen]

YAYYY

[broken musk]

[spiral lichen]

NEVER TEQUOAL FOR ME

[bitter flicker]

lfg timer in #gta-online when

aka 5 mins

[broken musk]

My luggage

[tame holly]

i can't go in game until either this evening or tomorrow, can someone give me the full price for mansions when it releases

[fierce mason]

I cant drive for shit

[tidal yew]

I don't know why for some reasons my friends list is not loading

[bitter flicker]

same @me too

[fierce mason]

Transient, larzy and jolly know full well i cant drive

@neon acorn
Also btw

[alpine basin]

I can't drive

[bitter flicker]

you can't drive nor fly

[neon acorn]

Hmm

[alpine basin]

I can fly though, trade off

[fierce mason]

Same

[viscid belfry]

I'm assuming you have to restart the game?

[fierce mason]

But ur driving better

[viscid belfry]

for the new update

[tidal yew]

Still doesn't

[neon acorn]

Took my Chevy to the Levy

[tidal yew]

Ohh nvm

[broken musk]

What is it with that channel and oral penetration

[alpine basin]

Yea, and most likely have to install a patch update as well in your store launcher

[viscid belfry]

5 mins though

[tame holly]

that or joining a new session, been a while since i was playing when an update dropped

[viscid belfry]

I am so excited

[spiral lichen]

ugh i only have artwork

[lost lily]

@rancid parcel zancudo hangars deleted

[spiral lichen]

wait is the update out

[hollow owl]

The DLC is out <t:1765360800:R>

[alpine basin]

switching sessions only applies for weekly updates, not for dlc stuff, gotta do a full restart for them

[fierce mason]

Shrugs
Idk i am too young to know what that shit means anyways

[bronze sail]

thats good, good for solo

[viscid belfry]

been doing a little trolling in the online chat here lol

[spiral lichen]

Really omgg

u can do casino solo???

[viscid belfry]

I have been waiting for this moment al my life

[fierce mason]

I am willing to bet he is saying this to avoid chatting in #gta-online XD

[rancid parcel]

I will burn your shirt.

[viscid belfry]

I think I'm gonna cry

[neon acorn]

I’m doing my final heist

[broken musk]

Don’t ask

[bronze sail]

nah i thot u meant cayo

[neon acorn]

LETS GOOOOO

[viscid belfry]

someone hold me

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[fierce mason]

Wasnt planning to do

[broken musk]

You probably don’t wanna know

[untold dock]

my only wish for this update is that enhanced gets chat

[spiral lichen]

bruh

[neon acorn]

I’m throwing you

[viscid belfry]

wake up it's time

[bronze sail]

artwork in cayo is goated

[fierce mason]

Btw
If you havent checked
Its pure fucking chaos

[viscid belfry]

why???

[spiral lichen]

nah gold i have 3 gold, with panther in hard mode lol

[hollow owl]

Ik

[viscid belfry]

3 minssssssssssss

[spiral lichen]

can. i ask someone something about the repaky

[tidal yew]

So we gotta restart?!,

[spiral lichen]

replay

[hollow owl]

I've been in there foe the past 2 hours

[bronze sail]

yh but u can get artwork spawn in office, gold spawns are separate

[viscid belfry]

I guess, thats what I'm doing

[spiral lichen]

hey do you use the replay script?

[split moon]

Nah, art bad

[bronze sail]

yh

[viscid belfry]

2 mins omg

[fierce mason]

Let us pay our respect for him to manage that shit
The staff will need a raise for this

[bronze sail]

art good for solo, u cant pick up gold in solo

[spiral lichen]

okay can i ask u for some help? i’ve done it successfully right, money kept, heist still there, but im in online it keeps saying saving failed, so should i just restart the game now so its back to normal before i do anything else?

[neon acorn]

Real

[viscid belfry]

this

[still bobcat]

$2000 for good behaviour

[tidal yew]

Is there an downloaded update?!

[neon acorn]

I just finished my final heist

[alpine basin]

Update release:
Staff get a raise
0 > -0.5 (after buff)

[viscid belfry]

dont look like

[split moon]

Speaking about glitching/cheating is prohibited here, and while I don't think anybody will care too much as far as that specific kind of glitch, I also don't think you should explicitly talk about it.

[bronze sail]

ill dm u, cant discuss that here i think

[viscid belfry]

unless it already pre loaded yesterday

[fierce mason]

Lets go

[untold dock]

no preload

[tidal yew]

1min

[spiral lichen]

yeah my bad

i forgot

[viscid belfry]

wait

[fierce mason]

They get paid 0 and mulity that by 0.5 is still Zero

[spiral lichen]

[viscid belfry]

what we do then????

[spiral lichen]

bet

tysm

[neon acorn]

It’s almost here

[alpine basin]

Not entirely, you did not read the !glitches command, it only specifies that you cannot have a benefit over another player

Money glitches are alright.

[tidal yew]

What we gotta do bt?!?!?!?!?!?!

[neon acorn]

I’m gonna jump on my chair

[spiral lichen]

oop-

[tidal yew]

Restart or notttttt

[viscid belfry]

I'm gonna jump on you

[tidal yew]

Yayayayaya

[viscid belfry]

omg

its here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where?

[neon acorn]

wait.

[tame holly]

ok prices ?

[neon acorn]

[fierce mason]

Its not there

[viscid belfry]

where is it chat?

[fierce mason]

SMASH TABLE
@tidal yew
YOU LIED TO ME

[split moon]

Even with that adendum its still kind of a grey area. The "money glitches are alright" is a subjective point for some of the people that wrote those guidelines, but discord itself can still be kind of ornery when it comes to 'cheating' in games.
In general I think its best to not be outright explicit in talking about such things.

[viscid belfry]

join new session

[tidal yew]

WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEE

[tidal yew]

NOoooooooOOoOOOOOO

[fierce mason]

SMASHES TABLE
I NEED THE MICHAEL UPDATE

[viscid belfry]

did we just get trolled by Rockstar???

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[fierce mason]

Fuck mansion
Micahel update

[sturdy tapir]

larzy

[tidal yew]

XDDDDD

[sturdy tapir]

les GO GAMBLING

[tidal yew]

Yeh?!

[lost lily]

delayed to 2026

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

In a serious note
Ill just chill here

[river trench]

Update out on xbox

[alpine basin]

The staff have already said its alright

B2b, replay, auto-hotkey are all alright as they are just replay in the end, they do not care for money stuff but modding and all of that are not allowed

[viscid belfry]

no but seriously

[river trench]

5.7GB

[fierce mason]

Cant have the game updated while i am on teams
That break the laptop

[viscid belfry]

where tf is it

[rancid parcel]

Lmao the place is on fire

[tidal yew]

So restart ?!?!

[daring bobcat]

Happy I'm at work and missing this mess

[viscid belfry]

its out?

[viscid belfry]

I am

[tame holly]

just enjoying the chaos, i can't play rn anyway

[rancid parcel]

Same

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh what?!?!?!?!

[viscid belfry]

logging back in now

[fierce mason]

Got popcorn
Let eat and see the chaos unfold

[tidal yew]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1998694675243311150?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

⚠️The #GTAOnline: A Safehouse in The Hills update is OUT NOW!!⚠️

Xbox series: 5.66GB

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:01 AM

[neon acorn]

Oh, cool

[fast bridge]

Xbox got it first

Let’s gooo

[viscid belfry]

no shot

[tidal yew]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!??!?!?!

[fierce mason]

Oh 5.66 GB
This can be a big update

[viscid belfry]

guys

[neon acorn]

Time to boot my Xbox 🔥

[viscid belfry]

what the actual shit ass is going on here???

[tidal yew]

Where is pc?!?!?!

[burnt maple]

[fast bridge]

Later

[river trench]

Eggsbox 1st

[fast bridge]

Xbox

[rancid parcel]

Get delayed

[burnt maple]

You guys can’t wait 24 hours

[river trench]

PC is last

[viscid belfry]

where is my mansions????????????

[fierce mason]

PC player suffering XD

[west stirrup]

Do we not know that PC is always last

[viscid belfry]

no shot yo

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/cghchannel/status/1998694997294526601?s=46

CentralGamingHub (@CGHchannel)

#GTAOnline A Safehouse In The Hills update is now live on PS5!

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:03 AM

[west stirrup]

This has been a thing

[split moon]

I'll follow up on that because !glitches doesn't actually contain a statement pertaining to "money glitches" anymore.

[fast bridge]

Lmao PC last like usual

[viscid belfry]

no, the last dlcs they all came out at the same time

[fast bridge]

No they don’t

[viscid belfry]

unless y'all are gaslighting me

[neon acorn]

PS5 got it

[west stirrup]

Nein

[alpine basin]

#gta-online message

[fast bridge]

PC always last

[neon acorn]

Looking at TGG’s stream rn

[viscid belfry]

see?

[lost lily]

it's out

[fierce mason]

Silence all of you

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/1998695202588909643?s=46

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

#GTAOnline's update is live on Playstation and Xbox.

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:04 AM

[viscid belfry]

the gaslighting is wild

[west stirrup]

Wow! you're right

[broken musk]

Omg…

[west stirrup]

Congrats

[fast bridge]

Meh

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

Gag
TGG
Gag

[broken musk]

Bruh

[viscid belfry]

restarting

again

[tidal yew]

Yeh got it it's updating

[viscid belfry]

again

[split moon]

Months ago. Things can change. I'm gonna actually look into this either way lol

and again

!glitches

[golden ravine]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @split moon

[split moon]

no explicit mention of "money glitches are fine"

[neon acorn]

grrr where is my update

[west stirrup]

Cmonn steam

[river trench]

Only 3.08GB on PC

[viscid belfry]

on steam?

[knotty briar]

Steeem hurry up

[river trench]

Its out on epic

[tame holly]

also can someone test if d5 is still bulletproof ?

[tidal yew]

Epic games

[neon acorn]

I will

[viscid belfry]

brother

wtf

[split moon]

I do distinctly remember that being in the response for that command, so it being removed somewhat tells me that its no longer an exception

[alpine basin]

Read the first line, it says "Only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage"

[river trench]

Epic is faster than steam for once

[fierce mason]

HA
Console peasents
We get the update without our storage removed

[viscid belfry]

I dont have any update on steam

[west stirrup]

Im sorry but it's not that hard to wait

[neon acorn]

Like god mode

[hollow owl]

[viscid belfry]

guys I think Rockstar is toying with me rn

[bitter flicker]

legacy's update is out but not enhanced ( for my end )

[alpine basin]

steam seems to be a little late

[split moon]

And "unfair advantage" is erroneously subjective.

[tidal yew]

Its outb

[fierce mason]

Legacy???

[tidal yew]

I'm updating the game rn

[knotty briar]

Updates on steam now

[fierce mason]

Legacy gets update?

[viscid belfry]

got it

[bitter flicker]

yea no shit

[still bobcat]

holy fuck the amount of vehicles that got LOJ

[hollow owl]

WOOOOOOOO

[viscid belfry]

omg omg omg

[alpine basin]

@regal gate would you like to follow up, are money glitches allowed? He doesn't think it does and I usually refer to your message of you saying money glitches are allowed

[west stirrup]

Ok goodbye chat im going in blind

[viscid belfry]

no one spoil anything pls

[tame holly]

what are the mansion prices ?

[hollow owl]

I can't play the new dlc yet yaaaay

[fierce mason]

Holy shit
Thats a fuck load of cars

[neon acorn]

mine finished updating

[fast bridge]

I wish FoxySnaps would post again

[broken musk]

Go look in the vinewood club garage

[bitter flicker]

mansion prices and new vehicles plz

[viscid belfry]

wait for me

[bitter flicker]

[zenith olive]

Leak the funny images

[broken musk]

Mk2

On sale

[split moon]

I already asked in the appropriate channel lol, this isn't that big of a deal that you need to ping a staff member.

[fast bridge]

Any rare liveries?

[neon acorn]

I’ll say the prices

[untold dock]

shit i forgot i left on my second character yesterday

[fierce mason]

@still bobcat
Tell us the price on the mansion

[lost lily]

90% off

[viscid belfry]

ignore him

[tidal yew]

How much

[bitter flicker]

@rancid parcel

[regal gate]

money glitches are allowed, yes

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/1998696140770791741?s=46

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Mansions Base Prices
- $11,50,0000
- $1,220,0000
- $12,800,000
#GTAOnline

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:07 AM

[viscid belfry]

they added a mk3????

[neon acorn]

WHAT

[neon acorn]

NOOOO

[fierce mason]

IT WHAT!!!

[broken musk]

Lmao

[tame holly]

ok I'm good money wise

[hollow owl]

I'm not Duviet but they are allowed

[zenith olive]

I will hsw in your moose if you don't leak the images

[neon acorn]

I GRINDED FOR WHAT

FOR WHAT!!

[fierce mason]

YOU FUCKING WHAT!??!!?

[hollow owl]

As long as it isn't modded heist then yes

[neon acorn]

😭

ITS SO CHEAP

[fast bridge]

Let’s goooooo. TIME TO SPEND MILLIONS

[hollow owl]

Its fine to discuss

[viscid belfry]

idk what that means but okey

[regal gate]

this channel needs a slowmode too

[fierce mason]

THE HELL DID I GET 20 MIL FOR ???

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

[alpine basin]

Thats not a money glitch though, thats just modding

[rancid parcel]

HOW MUCH

HOW

MUCH

[neon acorn]

Minus 2 million because of the sale

[broken musk]

Idk

[tidal yew]

NOOOOOO EVERYONE OF THIS BROKIE WILL BUY IT

[broken musk]

I left the game bc my mansions weren’t in it

[split moon]

So they're still fine to discuss, alright cool. Weird that the exception was removed from !glitches but oh well.

[viscid belfry]

get the fuck outta here

[alpine basin]

[fierce mason]

Why?
I am here

[hollow owl]

I forget im in a smart channel

[rancid parcel]

wait a sec is it gta+ exclusive?

[zenith olive]

😭

[viscid belfry]

you did not get 20 mil

[neon acorn]

I got 50 million…

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

The mk2 at vinewood club is 4.82 million

[bitter flicker]

rich transmission

[potent niche]

What

[fierce mason]

How much free time do you have

[fast bridge]

Rockstar sends it out to certain people

[bronze sail]

W update size

[potent niche]

I’ve saved 80mill

[fierce mason]

Oh not that XD
I meant i grind to 20 million XD

[viscid belfry]

yeah gta content creators

[zenith olive]

Rockstar wants to sex you frfr that's why they sent that money

[neon acorn]

Chat I’m so done

[viscid belfry]

ay yo

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

Wtf was that

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1998696545475047646?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

The Mansions base prices and fully upgraded option #GTAOnline 🏦

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:09 AM

[neon acorn]

Armoury is $720,000

Arcade is $950,000

[fast bridge]

$17,850,000 for the most expensive upgrades

[fierce mason]

OH THANK GOD

[bronze sail]

DIRT CHEAP

[lament wasp]

Angel

[neon acorn]

WHY ARE YOU SPOILING 😭

[zenith olive]

Was hoping it's over 30mill ngl

[lost lily]

im someone run a heist for me

[bitter flicker]

oh , I could've bought like 10 of it damn

[fierce mason]

Wait we have cooldown!!!

[lament wasp]

ANGEL IS MY NEW LOVE

[neon acorn]

chat, let’s have fun

[viscid belfry]

GAWT

[bitter flicker]

one for main , one for alt it is

[forest jackal]

nah that's too cheap

[fast bridge]

I didn’t say it first

[viscid belfry]

MF

[zenith olive]

So the moderate poor couldn't afford it

[alpine basin]

Why does angel sound like that

[untold dock]

wow the angel ai is sussy

[bronze sail]

u need more than a heist ngl😭

[fast bridge]

This person did

[viscid belfry]

DAUM

[zenith olive]

[tidal yew]

The rich man villa?

[neon acorn]

$1,750,000 for no more raids btw!

[alpine basin]

Not bad tho

[viscid belfry]

IMAGINE?

[neon acorn]

It is

real.

[zenith olive]

Now

[tidal yew]

[viscid belfry]

1 billion??????????

[neon acorn]

NO MORE LJT 😭

[zenith olive]

What's the best location

[viscid belfry]

[sturdy tapir]

UPDATE IS HEREEEE

[hollow owl]

5s slowmode

[neon acorn]

1,750,000 sir

[lost lily]

paleto bay

[neon acorn]

Super freaking cheap

[bitter flicker]

paleto bay (2)

[tidal yew]

RESTARTING THE GAMEEEE

[tidal yew]

Shusssh rich spoil character

[zenith olive]

Skill issue just read faster

[bitter flicker]

any interesting vehicles @neon acorn

[alpine basin]

Uncomfortably blue icons, I do hope this is a bug

[neon acorn]

What the hell…

[fossil dagger]

Cheap ass mansions

[hollow owl]

I'm not affected by it

[viscid belfry]

oh woops, got a little excited and didnt read it right

[sturdy tapir]

Uhhh

[zenith olive]

I don't see Oleg anymore does he still play?

[still bobcat]

lol

[neon acorn]

One step forward, 3 steps backward

[bitter flicker]

sick day 1 bugs , truly a rockstar tradition

[still bobcat]

I got muted for posting the list of LOJ vehicles

[sturdy tapir]

Wtf, the angel ai a lil freaky

[river trench]

Cheap af ngl

[neon acorn]

HOW ITS DONE DONE DONE

[zenith olive]

Good update

[river trench]

Only 1.4mil

[neon acorn]

[sturdy tapir]

I DON'T TALK BUT I BITE FULL OF VENOM

[zenith olive]

2gb to go 🥀😭

[alpine basin]

we're getting somewhere

[sturdy tapir]

(EUGH)

[zenith olive]

Update just showed up now

[river trench]

Kei car

[neon acorn]

That’s sexy

[hollow owl]

Oooh mk2 might be on discount for gta+

!gta+

[golden ravine]

Grand Theft Auto V: Online GTA+

Requested by: @hollow owl

[neon acorn]

?

[alpine basin]

WHY DOES THE AI CALL US MOMMY

[bitter flicker]

it is , Logan showed it alr

[zenith olive]

Now the more important thing
Are the guards only for mansion or can be stationed on mc businesses?

[hollow owl]

[sturdy tapir]

/Daddy?

[bitter flicker]

@hollow owl

[sturdy tapir]

Wait you picked ANGEL?

[spiral lichen]

OMG IS THE UPDATE LIVE

[alpine basin]

I had to

[viscid belfry]

wrong image

[spiral lichen]

NOOOOOO rich ppl :(((

[neon acorn]

Can we buy more than 1 mansion?

[sturdy tapir]

[zenith olive]

Nah bro what the fuck is this freaky ai

[untold dock]

wow the new sentinel isn't dripfed

[thick rose]

Roblox screenshot 😭

[untold dock]

happy surprise

[alpine basin]

Thats only the start of the conversation, I won't spoil it too much but shes a freak

[neon acorn]

What site are the mansions on @alpine basin

[viscid belfry]

the physics ain't physics-ing

[sturdy tapir]

[zenith olive]

Can we buy all 3 mansions?

[still bobcat]

Prices?

[sturdy tapir]

Should i pick angel?

[thick rose]

Nope

[sturdy tapir]

[alpine basin]

The new website, prix luxury

[neon acorn]

W Ai

[zenith olive]

Lame

[thick rose]

Probably one per location

[neon acorn]

thank you bestie

[broken musk]

Finally

Stupid console will update

[alpine basin]

Most expensive mansion + all addons

[fast bridge]

180 new garage spaces

[broken musk]

That’s it

[sturdy tapir]

@alpine basin ima pick Angel as ai

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

wtf why is it so cheap

[spiral lichen]

HOLY HECK

[fast bridge]

That’s discounted

[still bobcat]

which is the most expensive

[neon acorn]

Nothing showing for me, I think my gta didn’t update

[tidal yew]

What's the price of the car

[river trench]

Cop Buffalo

[neon acorn]

PLEASE

[broken musk]

I saved 300 million dollars bruh

[fast bridge]

YESSSSSS

[viscid belfry]

they didnt update devon westons mansion???

[neon acorn]

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE ONE

[alpine basin]

Ill show all of the cars in-game shortly as well

[fast bridge]

Who posted it?

[sturdy tapir]

Bought the most expensive one

[neon acorn]

Thank you Wally

finally, fixed my GTA

[untold dock]

eugh not new police cars again

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

Having fast internet 🙏

[still bobcat]

whats most expensive location

[broken musk]

Remind you of anything?

[untold dock]

this is like lowriders round 2

[neon acorn]

Looks like Rob Schnider

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

Exclusive content

[untold dock]

the one next to madrazo's is the most expensive

[still bobcat]

anyone know the most expensive location

[broken musk]

Reminds me of Clifford

[spiral lichen]

guys someone check for me is D-Day bonus gone???

[river trench]

New Mclaren

[untold dock]

yes it is

[spiral lichen]

:(((

[zenith olive]

Post

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

wow that is ugly

[neon acorn]

NO WAY

[sturdy tapir]

Imma buy a suit and go to my new home

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

just like the car it's based on

[river trench]

Beamer

[sturdy tapir]

[spiral lichen]

i’m broke pls don’t tease homeless ppl with food…

[zenith olive]

Ew🥀

[neon acorn]

THE MERCEDES

NO FUCKING WAY

[alpine basin]

90% of this intro cutscene is just them glazing your mansion and all of your addons you buy

[neon acorn]

❤️

[broken musk]

That’s not a Mercedes

[neon acorn]

that’s how I like it

[neon acorn]

irl at least

[west stirrup]

LOL angel's line

Fucking can't record it

[broken musk]

🙁

[neon acorn]

Someone will

[broken musk]

My game is still updating

[knotty briar]

You can buy all 3 mansions at the same time

[alpine basin]

She literally only calls you daddy or mommy
Call her

[river trench]

Drift Kei Truck lmfao

[neon acorn]

mine delayed itself

[fast bridge]

I already spent $41,723,000 on all the mansions

[zenith olive]

Uh so which ai sounds closest to Alfred 🤔

[neon acorn]

YESSSS

[viscid belfry]

ay yo Angel a freak fr

[neon acorn]

IM BUYING ALL OF THE MANSIONS BABY

[broken musk]

Now we are talking

[viscid belfry]

wait you can do that?????

[broken musk]

[knotty briar]

BIIIIG SPENDING BABY

[bitter flicker]

oh so 60x3 , aka 180 total new vehicle space ?

[neon acorn]

I AM GONNA ROCK THE HILLS

[zenith olive]

Reminds me of doomsday 3 daddy one

[bitter flicker]

sign me the fuck up

[neon acorn]

What… 💀

[craggy mica]

you bought all?

[tidal yew]

Where is the Ford gt one?!

[untold dock]

gta+ lmao

[broken musk]

For gta+

[fast bridge]

On the website

[knotty briar]

Yeah all fully customized too

[untold dock]

see if i can get it in lscm

[tidal yew]

[fast bridge]

GTA+ exclusive first week

[lament frigate]

Chat

[neon acorn]

Alright I’m gonna go enjoy the update

[lament frigate]

Is it 60 per mansion or 60 for all 3

[neon acorn]

bye everyone, brb

[tidal yew]

FUKERRRRRSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bitter flicker]

just wait next week then damn

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/1998699731225071621?s=46

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

GTA+ Members can now remotely manage their staff from the Hangar, Warehouses and Bail Office #GTAOnline

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:22 AM

[broken musk]

They always do this

[tidal yew]

Gta sukc

[fast bridge]

And it’s a good thing

[still bobcat]

What does managing staff do

[tame holly]

Wait u can buy all 3 ????!!

[broken musk]

bail office is still shitty

[fast bridge]

The Lupe and rooster stuff

[fast bridge]

Yes

[still bobcat]

So it does nothing

[broken musk]

I will never change my mind

[fast bridge]

It passively helps your business

[west stirrup]

Well it does

[tame holly]

HOLY FUCKING SHIR

[neon acorn]

BRO MY EARS

[river trench]

Itali2

[alpine basin]

They also made it so forclosures now doesn't hide everything, it will show everything instead of hiding it, and you can hide stuff manually

[neon acorn]

ANGEL IS LITERALLY GROK

[fast bridge]

I already spent $41,723,000 on all the mansions

[neon acorn]

Oh, yikes

[west stirrup]

Lmao

[still bobcat]

Who uses those technicians to collect special cargo anyway

[fast bridge]

Me

[zenith olive]

I forgot what was the best one again vinewood or richman

[alpine basin]

I spent almost close to exactly 50mil on all 3 mansions so theres that

[zenith olive]

All 3?

[lament wasp]

is it 60 per mansion or 60 total

[alpine basin]

yea

[fast bridge]

It’s smart if you do lupe on all 5 large warehouses, set a timer for 48 minutes, and grind and repeat.

[still bobcat]

ALL 3!??!?

ALL 3!?!?!?

[river trench]

New Porsche

[alpine basin]

yeh

[still bobcat]

HOLY FUCKKKKK

[tame holly]

dlc is peak i'm afraid

[lament frigate]

The d5 is NO LONGER bulletproof.

[tame holly]

LETS GOOOO

[fast bridge]

No career progress vehicle unlock

[tame holly]

NO MORE GM D5

[sturdy tapir]

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

I want it

[fast bridge]

Until there’s another vehicle

Why’s the taxi and pizza icons blue?

[alpine basin]

You can force a dress code onto people in your mansion properties

same thing in the hot tub

[fossil dagger]

Can we

Buy all 3.

[untold dock]

yes

[fossil dagger]

YUHHH

[lost lily]

im gonna go broke

[broken musk]

lol I still have 300m in cash

[fast bridge]

Lmfao

[alpine basin]

lovely lovely

showing my 5 most worst achievements

[lost lily]

100M on 2 characters

[still bobcat]

these mansions are too cheap

[west stirrup]

Ok Dday grinderr

[fossil dagger]

Does every mansion have 60 garage slots

[still bobcat]

still made more with heists

[lament wasp]

no

[fast bridge]

I’ve spent 2.7% of my money so far

[west stirrup]

Waittt guys

[lament wasp]

20 per

[west stirrup]

Check contact missions career progress

That.. outfit

[alpine basin]

90000 for a picture of a mansion, in your mansion, its perfect

[fossil dagger]

Fym 20 garage slots for each mansion

[radiant loom]

Chat what's the cheapest mansion atm

My game isn't updated and I cant play until tmr

[untold dock]

ok got the fmj

[still bobcat]

who the fuck is picking OG

[fast bridge]

Gangsters

[broken musk]

Lmao Micheal: “idk did you get ripped off too?”

[tame holly]

Oh cmon man

i thought it was 60 per

[west stirrup]

Really wish i wasnt crossed-eyed for today

[viscid belfry]

why does Angel got me bricked up???

[bitter flicker]

@real peak wake the fuck up , you can get yourself in the game now

[fast bridge]

Oh not him. He steals thumbnails and don’t credit the creator

[broken musk]

YESSS

[west stirrup]

Oh my GOD

[still bobcat]

ew wtf is this

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

I like that blue icl

[fast bridge]

They’ve definitely been working on this for years

[alpine basin]

Missed opportunity to add playable keys to it

[bitter flicker]

no sheltie
sorry Luna

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657609797729910829/1448260738366963763/image.png?ex=693a9d6b&is=69394beb&hm=0979df8a2db2dc9b670800d70160fe81919330d8e33b45a1f3ee7fe6f1c8b3a7&

[fast bridge]

Ain’t that a cover?

[hollow owl]

No Luna

A tier

[tame holly]

Goddamn, that is useful

Especially since u can have 3 mansions

[spice inlet]

so guys

this is a good update right

[hollow owl]

Yes