gta-online-mk2

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

122 i thought it was way more

[still bobcat]

No I was basically Level 900 before I got stuck into D-Day

[craggy mica]

122 times ranked up wym

[still bobcat]

Was level 900, now I'm Level 1022

I suppose I did stop at Level 999.9 to get my Chop rank up to 1000, but still

[craggy mica]

bro that’s insane

[still bobcat]

Would have earnt more money if your nightclub, bunker and acid lab produced mid mission

[nocturne fossil]

how many hours till dlc

[still bobcat]

Like 22

22 hours until we meet Michelle

Gonna make sure to have an in-game shower before meeting him, my character probably smells like sea water right now

[craggy mica]

any tips for rp

[still bobcat]

in general or the yacht missions

[craggy mica]

can’t wait for 10x rp!

[sleek prism]

Why you asked do I still play?

[craggy mica]

nvm

[sleek prism]

:D

[still bobcat]

guy got in my car

fell for the old car off the peer trick

[fossil dagger]

Why would that happen

[broken musk]

My mansions were supposed to be here today

Stupid cockstar

[fierce mason]

now what

I got nothing to do

[daring bobcat]

Do you think there will be an event update today about the dlc tomorrow?

[broken musk]

I’m gonna run over NPCs and kill cops until they release the update

[hollow owl]

Probably not

Thursday they will do a new weekly update

[broken musk]

The day after the update?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[broken musk]

[hollow owl]

Seems like smth Rockstar would do

950,997,956 Overall Income

[broken musk]

True, although for the last update they skipped a week

Maybe that was the AOS dlc I’m not sure

Been too long lmao

[lost lily]

[spiral lichen]

Omg guys

hiiii

HIII IM COKIGN MLINE

HOW DO IDO THIS D DAY SHIT

[alpine basin]

Are you doing the mission D-day like right now?

like take the sub to the yacht, then go hunt the guy down

[spiral lichen]

not yet

i’m loading

in to game

[spiral lichen]

TYSM

I WILL SEE

s it solo?

[alpine basin]

double pings

yea its solo

[spiral lichen]

OOOS

[alpine basin]

I have a sample clip of the entire mission if you want though

[spiral lichen]

TYSM

[spiral lichen]

OMG YESS

PLSSSS

i was just about to go on youtube chile

that wood be way easier

i’m literally so excited

bruh what the heck

i have it own a yacht??

oh what the he hale ..

literally 8 seconds into this and i immediately back out

once i heard that line

i’m so distraught

[alpine basin]

kinda the steep requirement to starting it, on your own that is

[spiral lichen]

D:

okay so

there’s like no point of me doing this right

bc by the time it takes for me to get a yacht this shit will be over

[tame holly]

u can quick join other people through ur phone

its under contact missions

it will be slower, but its still decent money

[spiral lichen]

TEALLY

I NEED TO DO ITT

WHO IS HOSTING

will it give me enough money to buy a yacht

or should i just do cayo replay glitch until i have enough for a yacht

[tame holly]

yup, be careful of the job tho, it can be cluckin bell missions or casino story missions

[spiral lichen]

wtff

[tame holly]

for example

[spiral lichen]

bruh my message was removed immediately in #662769875655327759-otherlfg

i need help ogmg my controller doesn’t want to work now??)

in gta

like it works but doesn’t

it’s like glitched

[whole spruce]

on pc controllers are prone to bugging

is it a ps controller

[spiral lichen]

ugh i’m so mad bc it always works

usually

this my happens rarely

[spiral lichen]

yes

ps5

[whole spruce]

try downloading ds4windows

[hollow owl]

Story mode never looked better

[spiral lichen]

this sometimes happen i forgot to fix it

[whole spruce]

thats what i used with my ps4 controller

[spiral lichen]

i have it didn’t fix t

for some reason

[whole spruce]

whats the bugging like

[spiral lichen]

okay so in DS4 i changed my controller light to pink, that’s how i know it’s connected, but for some reason in game, it goes back to blue

the default

and like i disconnect, connect back to ds4, it’ll go to pink then back to blue immediately, meaning it’s not working

[spiral lichen]

it’s like

the controller works just not in game

if.i press home button

it opens up the steam overlay???

😭

so it’s like connected but it’s not working in game

it’s like sometimes it’ll glitch and move the ingame camera

but only slightly

i just wanna play ugh hghhhh

i’m so mad

btw do u guys have steam input disabled or enabled

[whole spruce]

i usually have it on

[spiral lichen]

okie

let me reload the game

maybe u have to reload if u switch those buttons

omg ds4 connected with bluetooth now?? i’m so happy

before i used to always have to put my charger in

so annoying

[whole spruce]

found this online

you could try if you need it still

[spiral lichen]

OMG I FIXED IT

[spiral lichen]

THANK U SMM OMG BUT ALL I HADCTO DO WAS IDSABLED STEAM SUPPORT FOR PS COMTOFLLERS BC IM USING DS4

YAYY

[spiral lichen]

I IWLL KEEP IN THIS MIND FOR NEXT TIMECTHI!! 🥹💗

i’m going in online

[whole spruce]

i had to use both steam input and ds4windows for Lost Judgment

odd

[whole spruce]

does that even work anymore

[turbid spire]

eh seems a little late to be buying yacht tbh

[spiral lichen]

:(((

[spiral lichen]

wdym

i’m soo sad

how did i miss out on the greatest legit money glitch of all time????

they should’ve promoted this some more smh

[whole spruce]

i mean tomorrow the yacht stuff goes poof

iirc

[turbid spire]

if u plan on grinding a lot on the next hours, still time... but u need like 3h just to get ur money back

[spiral lichen]

bro yachts are only 3.6m woah

[whole spruce]

i will head home soon i can help w heists n stuff

[spiral lichen]

i have 1m rn

i can sell a bunch of cars

[spiral lichen]

OMG YAYY PLZ

or i can jsut

do cayo twice

to get it

right

i just need 2.6m

rn

that’s nothing

[turbid spire]

or just join someone a bit and save ur 3.6m for mansions XD

[spiral lichen]

it’s 1pm wtf

i should’ve done this earlier

[spiral lichen]

how

no one is inviting

[whole spruce]

144 min if you do it solo

[spiral lichen]

i want to do cayo anyway

[spiral lichen]

nah bro replay glitch

we don’t care abt rockstar rules here

😭

[whole spruce]

if it works

[spiral lichen]

i have panther stature too

[spiral lichen]

it does

there’s a new method i shall not say

u don’t have to turn it

time/8

[whole spruce]

send it to me

[spiral lichen]

okie

dms

[fossil dagger]

Appreciate it

[spiral lichen]

wt why?????

what did u do

and how do i do it

[opal rock]

You go on Reddit, take a photo of a photo and then post it

Quite easy

[alpine basin]

They give the 20m out to a very set few of content creators to allow them ease of access to the DLC, this screenshot however is not theirs

[spiral lichen]

ohhh gotcha

that’s so nice wtf

[fossil dagger]

and how do you know that it isn't mine! What if I'm just that guy????

[alpine basin]

They give it to content creators who already have hundreds of millions / billions

[opal rock]

If it was yours you would be more likely to post the transaction from your maze bank account

[rancid parcel]

The rich will just get richer

[opal rock]

Plus I’ve seen you play, ain’t nobody subscribing to that content

[alpine basin]

I mean I have a list of the content creators who got it, if you wanna send your username however I doubt you are on it, still will take the time to check though if you wanna run your bluff

Also "your" ss is a bit, poorly cropped

[spiral lichen]

WHO IS ON GTA RN

[alpine basin]

Would you like some money to buy a yacht, I wanna go to bed

I have cayo setup

[spiral lichen]

HROO I WAS GONNA ASK U TO JOIN MINE LOL

I HAVE PANTHER

CAN U PLS DO IT WIHT ME

🥹

BUTCTHATS OS NICE OF UU

i just rlly wanna do mine

:3

[alpine basin]

50 / 50, If someone wants money from yours I'd rather just give you mine and someone can assist you on yours

[spiral lichen]

wdym?

i mean if u wanna run urs i dont mind!

what’s ur user?

[alpine basin]

Ill give you my cayo, so I can resetup later, and then you can probably find someone to do yours maybe

[spiral lichen]

OHH OKAY COOL TYSM!! 🥹

can i take first bike btw pls?

[alpine basin]

I just got ghost raided on my full special cargo

[spiral lichen]

Wtff omgggg

😭😭

[alpine basin]

I was too busy chatting

[spiral lichen]

IM SOOO SORRY

[alpine basin]

half the stock, not bad

alright, Ill dm you though

[spiral lichen]

OKAY COOL

[gray parcel]

is it gon snow today

[tame holly]

not in gta

so no posts yet about people having skill issues in cars cuz they keep using mk2

[hollow owl]

Snow will be on the map in either <t:1765360800:R>, <t:1765447200:R> or <t:1766052000:R>

Im guessing 9 days

[alpine basin]

9days is highly unlikely as that is too close for the 2 week from christmas window

[spiral lichen]

i sure hope not

[tame holly]

yeah same guess for me, we usually get a full week without snow when a dlc releases

[spiral lichen]

EWW UGHH

i fucking hate the disgusting snow in this game

[gray parcel]

it's the most wonderful time of the year

[tame holly]

its the perfect time for driving different cars

low offroad traction loss go brrr

[spiral lichen]

Guys wha time is the d-day going exactly

[gray parcel]

do offroad tires actually make a difference in snow

[heady grove]

yes

[gray parcel]

i haven't dealt with gta snow in like a decade

[tame holly]

nope, only improves stability on curbs for SOME cars

[spiral lichen]

it’s so annoying

makkesxit impossible to drive and looks ugly

idk who even asks for it

[gray parcel]

i don't even remember it

[spiral lichen]

at least in gta 6 the snow will look much better

[spiral lichen]

how omgg

it’s so bad which makes it timetable

[gray parcel]

i took a gigantic sabbatical between nightclub update and pc enhance release

[heady grove]

you mean the lack of snow

[gray parcel]

we should be able to make snowballs

[alpine basin]

snowball launcher finally going to be useful again

[heady grove]

yes like in hitman 3

[gray parcel]

remember south park 64

good times

[heady grove]

i didnt play it sry

[gray parcel]

it's an unc classic

it was an fps and snowballs were your default weapon

[heady grove]

oh i see

nice

this it?

[gray parcel]

yus

you could also piss on your snowball and it would do splash damage

[heady grove]

[gray parcel]

game was wild

really fun guns all around

[heady grove]

i used to play this donald duck shooter game like 10 years ago

it was on android

scrooge's loot i think it was called

good times

[still bobcat]

It just changes the meta of what cars you want to drive for a few weeks it’s not that annoying

Just don’t drive your Chimera out of a garage with a slight incline, learnt that the hard way

[heady grove]

Maze bank office garage?

[still bobcat]

I think it was weasal plaza or tinsel towers, one of those around that area

[heady grove]

oh

[sturdy tapir]

Installing ||gta back||

[fierce mason]

GASPS

[brittle hatch]

illegal

[spiral lichen]

why does this game feel so unsmooth

[fierce mason]

Becuase bug star

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

When uninstalling || gta again ||

[sturdy tapir]

Dk

[sleek prism]

Death Knight or Denmark?

[sturdy tapir]

Don't know

[sleek prism]

🇩🇰 _ _

flag dk

[sturdy tapir]

Rn im waiting for my NINTENDO SWITCH

IT HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED TO PICKUP POINT

[sleek prism]

What you gonna switch

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

animal crossing

[sleek prism]

ac or gta

[sturdy tapir]

AC

Animal crossing

[sleek prism]

Assassin creed

[sturdy tapir]

bruh

[sleek prism]

:D

[heady grove]

donkey kong

[heady grove]

assetto corsa

[gray parcel]

gamecube ac went so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqWL4RSkuXs

[opal rock]

Pavel just called me a piece of shit

Never heard him say that before

[fierce mason]

He did WHAT

What did you do duck to make him do that to you

[opal rock]

Nothing

Just randomly said it

[heady grove]

say it back

that will teach him

[river trench]

[brittle hatch]

Ok game hate me, i'm not playing till tomorrow

[spiral lichen]

wdym

[brittle hatch]

but gta 5 isn't on switch

[sturdy tapir]

but ion want it for the GTA, animal crossing is what I'm after

[gray parcel]

i'm surprised it isn't by now

[sturdy tapir]

But it has DOOM

[gray parcel]

i bought a switch for new horizons way back when it came out and sold it after a month

[brittle hatch]

i have 8 pokemon but 0 gta on switch

[tame holly]

and most importantly, the absolute peak of 2025 gaming : fantasy life i (ok its also on steam but it originally was supposed to be a nintendo exclusive)

[gray parcel]

i pirated that and played it like an hour

[sturdy tapir]

[gray parcel]

couldn't really get into it

[tame holly]

oh yeah its def a certain niche

i really liked the 3ds game, so it was an obvious pick for me

[gray parcel]

if i were like 12 it would probably be pretty rad

seems pretty deep too for what it is

[tame holly]

gameplay wise, yeah, not so much story wise, but i expected it

overall i'd say its a massive improvement over the 3ds game apart for a few points (dungeon design, lack of snow area)

[gray parcel]

have you played Elin at all? that sucked me in for a minute

[tame holly]

nope never heard of it

[tame holly]

oh and the overall map design, i much prefered the 3ds game map, rather than Fli's map

[gray parcel]

elin is like a japanese survival crafting thing with some colony management, it's cool

looks like this

[tame holly]

not too much into survival games, but that said, i'm not much into cozy games apart from fantasy life

[heady grove]

looks like a habbo hotel clone

[gray parcel]

it plays kind of like baldur's gate 1 or some other old crpg

[gray parcel]

yeah the habbo graphics grabbed me instantly tbh

[heady grove]

it looks nice and cozy, warm ambience

[gray parcel]

it gets pretty brutal, lots of dungeon crawling and randomized loot

[heady grove]

is it still an active game?

i might try it

[gray parcel]

it's in early access

on steam

[heady grove]

ooh

okay thanks

[gray parcel]

devs update very frequently i guess

i haven't looked at it in a while

[spiral lichen]

hey guys

i need some advice

i havmome the a tactics

soOH MY GOD

i have money for a yacht

how long is the bonus staying

[tame holly]

probably until tomorrow

depends on how fast u can grind it

[gray parcel]

isn't the patch today

i thought last week's bonuses just went up to today and not a full normal week

[tame holly]

the preload ? probably

[spiral lichen]

i got it

the bonsues r still on

what do i do

[tame holly]

ok now, complete all of them as a host and u can launch them from pause menu

[spiral lichen]

OKAY TYSM

[still bobcat]

They delayed the dlc to the 10th and then they surprised us by extending the event week yet another day

[gray parcel]

oh

[spiral lichen]

i’m hosting!

[still bobcat]

If I didn’t already have a cool yacht name I’d totally name mine something stupid like “Isthatitisheded”

[spiral lichen]

is it okay with 2 ppl?

[tame holly]

all missions are doable solo, its not an issue

[spiral lichen]

BET

[still bobcat]

More the merrier, it’s 10% per additional player

[spiral lichen]

TYSM ROR THE HELP GUYS

[spiral lichen]

???

it’s okie

10% is nothing

i’m doing for the first time

[still bobcat]

4 minutes is $120k, or 132, 144, 156

It adds up if you’ve got a group willing to stand still and accept the invites

[tame holly]

i got jumpscared by a notification from the R* server but its for red dead

[brittle hatch]

I don't want to get afk kick

[spiral lichen]

omg i got 158k???

for one mission

EUDE E

ALMOR 10K RO

RP

[opal rock]

I gotta jump off

[spiral lichen]

WTFFF

[spiral lichen]

NOOOO AWWW

[opal rock]

They’re 5x lol

[spiral lichen]

i got almost one level omg

rank

[spiral lichen]

YEEE

IT WAWFUNN

TYSMM FORCPLAYING!

[opal rock]

All good

[spiral lichen]

aww

i’m doing all missed rn

[still bobcat]

What mission are you doing

[spiral lichen]

second one rn

sora will join me

[still bobcat]

Ah okie, when you get to the 6th mission and you think you can replay that one a bunch of times without getting bored I’m sure #gta-online-mk2 can help you get the most out of it

Up to you though, I think they payout is the same on all the missions so choose whichever you like if you want to grind them

Bring in the mansion money, Brendon Darcy

[spiral lichen]

Bryan omggg

[spiral lichen]

Really

[spiral lichen]

BRUH

IM SO MADDD

I GOT THE CHEAPEST YACHT..

EVEN THO THEYRE ALL THE SAME PRICE

I THOUGTT TERE WAS ONLY ONE YSTCH

[lucid lake]

Check the price of the most expensive one

[spiral lichen]

i can’t i’m in missio

do i have to pay 3.6m for it?

again

[tame holly]

iirc, the upgrade to aquarius is free if u have a yacht already

[spiral lichen]

REALLY

OMGGG

AAAAAH

🥹🥹🥹

I HAPPYAGAIJ

[tame holly]

check after the mission cuz i'm not sure

[spiral lichen]

let me

[tame holly]

(i had the yacht maxed out for 3 years)

[spiral lichen]

LMAO

bruh this game is buggy

i pressed join closed friend session, it took me back to home screen

@whole spruce tysm for helping bb 🥹

she carried me

26 kills vs me on one 🥹

OMGyes

ITS 1 DOLLAR

YAYAYA

[spiral lichen]

bro these missions r so boring omgg

[still bobcat]

clicks the timer on my watch 48 minutes

[spiral lichen]

i’m o nrhrc5th one 🥹

i’ve gone up 4 ransk(

so far

insane

i wanna get to 120

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

If I started from level 1, I would have gotten to Rank 321 off the d-day grind the last 2 weeks

[spiral lichen]

we on d day

🥹🥹

[spiral lichen]

WHAT..

no fucking wayyy

i’m hoping rockstar extends this

bc it’s popular

maybe they add it for another week

[sturdy tapir]

ARTWORK BIG CON YAY

[spiral lichen]

i’m praying

[spiral lichen]

ooo nice!

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Is gta+

dead

I want no more diamonds

[tidal yew]

U have diamonds?

[west stirrup]

Yes but i’m tired of them

[tidal yew]

Ant tips for me? I have diamonds though they r on hard mode for silent n sneaky

N other option is aggressive which i dont wanna play caz less money

[west stirrup]

Sneaky yes

[turbid spire]

good news then, they gone

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

guys i did it!

@still bobcat whats the fast way to do the da day?

OH U CAN DO THIS SOLO?

[turbid spire]

something like this #gta-media message

[spiral lichen]

i thought it was required someone lol

[spiral lichen]

what do u do

[still bobcat]

You get back into your helicopter after getting into the Kraken, and then SPLAT into the yacht to get the checkpoint much earlier than the Kraken

[sturdy tapir]

I GOT THE PODIUM CAR @spiral lichen

[spiral lichen]

why do ppl set timer

[spiral lichen]

CONGRATSSS

[spiral lichen]

u die(

?

[turbid spire]

yeap

[spiral lichen]

@whole spruce

[lucid lake]

Yes but you have a spare life

[still bobcat]

Yes but even in Hard mode you have 1 life spare

[spiral lichen]

where do u respawn

[turbid spire]

the timing to jump can be a bit tricky when starting

[spiral lichen]

right

[lucid lake]

Right under the boat in the sub

[still bobcat]

The 1st and 2nd lot of missiles don’t kill you

Unless they’re delayed and then the 1st lot does

[lucid lake]

I could never figure out quite when to jump so I grinded overboard

[spiral lichen]

Ah okie

[still bobcat]

So time your jump to be jumping as the 2nd lot start was how I did the timing

[spiral lichen]

wait what

[spiral lichen]

HUH

WHY IS THIS A STRAT

[still bobcat]

Didn’t die for 4 days straight

[spiral lichen]

shouldn’t it be easy??

[still bobcat]

It’s just to avoid dying to an early lot of 3rd missiles

[spiral lichen]

idc abt the money i just want RP guys so do i have to stay longer for more RP or can i just speedrun?

[still bobcat]

When I was doing it without thinking much 1/10 runs I’d die to the 3rd missiles

[lucid lake]

The guy who tries to run in the chopper explodes the second the motor in his helicopter turns on

[still bobcat]

So I just made my own timing

[lucid lake]

His own yacht's defenses target him

[spiral lichen]

i’m so confused what we talking about

[still bobcat]

Yea, the point where they disable is way too far onto his deck

[lucid lake]

The D-Day mission in the yacht missions

[still bobcat]

So if you land on him or his helicopter, he tries to flee whilst the Anti-Air is still active

[lucid lake]

Bumping a boat in the sub does the same thing

[still bobcat]

Yea if you alert the guardboats the same thing happens

[lucid lake]

Taking the ideal route, doing the mission normally completes right around the ideal window for mission completion times

[still bobcat]

But the Kraken journey gets stale fast

[spiral lichen]

is this real

[still bobcat]

The funny splat is much more fun

Yes

[spiral lichen]

oka so i should this

[still bobcat]

If you hit the front of the yacht, the guards alert and the Boss tries to flee in his helicopter before you’d had a chance to disable the defenses and he explodes

[lucid lake]

It definitely does

[spiral lichen]

@whole spruce can join me right

[lucid lake]

Yes

[still bobcat]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

i’m hoping rockstar keeps this for another week

[lucid lake]

That being said, if you don't press any movement keys in the sub, apparently the mission doesn't end

[still bobcat]

Sora can join the mission, but Sora can’t exactly join you in the freefall into the yacht you only get 1 life

[spiral lichen]

YAY

[lucid lake]

Don't get your hopes up

[spiral lichen]

why would we both dive

ima stay in the other place

[lucid lake]

Yeah having another person doesn't really help

[spiral lichen]

so sora can use the life

[still bobcat]

Yea any time I missed my good stealth spot I’d sit in the Kraken for 2 minutes before surfacing

[spiral lichen]

yes it does

i saw ito n reddit

some guy and his step son did it on repeat and he was just afk

[lucid lake]

I mean that having a second person doesn't change the dynamic of the method

[still bobcat]

Yes the associates just have to accept your game invite every 5-6 minutes

[spiral lichen]

ah okay

that’s cool

[still bobcat]

Don’t let them get distracted by their movie

[spiral lichen]

Yeah

[spiral lichen]

😭 im the afk one

[lucid lake]

If you wanna actually play with two players then do overboard

[spiral lichen]

sora is my godsend

❤️

[lucid lake]

Or bon voyage

[still bobcat]

Well just look at your game once ur back in freeroam

[spiral lichen]

yup

i can stay in the heli right

?

[still bobcat]

Easiest 1.5mil~ 100k RP~ an hour you’ll make

[spiral lichen]

nvm

i forgot lol

sora has to use it

[lucid lake]

No, it'll get blown up if you enter the zone

[still bobcat]

You can either stay on the CEO’s yacht, or you can fly with them to the barge

[spiral lichen]

an hour for that money is mid but i’m happy about the RP

i only have 60k rp in total

so if i make 100k RP where will i be?

ima almost 59

i was 53 at the start

[lucid lake]

That's pretty goddamn good for how easy it all is

[still bobcat]

It’s not that mid, 1.5mil an hour with no cooldown is quick and no setup cost

[spiral lichen]

oh shit sora messed up

😭😭😭

[spiral lichen]

IG but cayo replay..

but cayo replay is boring af

so ig it’s nice

i can’t stand doing cayo anymore

[still bobcat]

Earnt yourself a trip in the Kraken

[spiral lichen]

the clunky mechanics of walking around that compound pmo

[lucid lake]

This stuff gets pretty repetitive quick too

[still bobcat]

This is glitchless

[spiral lichen]

true omgg

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[hollow owl]

Wtf

[spiral lichen]

i’m jus happy abt the RP

not rlly the money

[hollow owl]

My car disappeared

[still bobcat]

Anything with glitches will probably be faster, wouldn’t know though

[spiral lichen]

do u recommend speed running

i don’t really like the rdo method of waiting 10 mins to get the max payotu

[still bobcat]

No, stay in the mission for 4 minutes and you’ll get $132k each

[lucid lake]

No, contact missions pay based on how long you spend in them

[spiral lichen]

why

[hollow owl]

I exited in my Stirling GT, it disappeared but my Firebolt ASP is still there with no map icon

Wtf

[spiral lichen]

OMG ROGUE CHARACTER EEGELA

[spiral lichen]

so boring

[lucid lake]

10 minutes isn't the ideal time

4-6 is

[still bobcat]

Well it’s the best middleground between absolutely speedrunning it for $66k for 2 minutes, and $264k for 15 minutes

[spiral lichen]

ah

[still bobcat]

$132k every 6 minutes is optimal

[spiral lichen]

i don’t think u get 66k ever

[spiral lichen]

bet

hey guys

can we do bon voyage

that one is easier

no travelling

[still bobcat]

You can, you will, Sora will get all of the skips at some point

[hollow owl]

okay it actually spawned me with my car this time

Smh

[lucid lake]

That has way more variables than D-Day

[spiral lichen]

Wdym?

[whole spruce]

is bon voyage the one with no lights

[spiral lichen]

what do u mean

ugh

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[still bobcat]

Yes Bon Voyage is also recommended

[spiral lichen]

i think so

it’s easier

[lucid lake]

It's a wave defense mission

[spiral lichen]

BET

no travelling

[spiral lichen]

yeah but it’s easier

[still bobcat]

Yea

[spiral lichen]

actually idk abt easier

but definitely less travelling

[lucid lake]

That's debatable

[spiral lichen]

yeah i agree

it’s more shooting

[still bobcat]

Depends if you have a minigun

[spiral lichen]

sora does

[lucid lake]

And/or a railgun

I'm still a bit rusty at this game so I didn't do bon voyage

[still bobcat]

You can just go ham with Minigun/Railgun/Explosive Sniper

[spiral lichen]

https://youtu.be/flYWf-RKKbs?si=Pa-FRgqhhJbfcxJj

[whole spruce]

i have both the minigun and the railgun

[spiral lichen]

this is what i watched @whole spruce

u jsut fly up then fly down and splat apparently if u splat in the front of the yacht the guy will kill himself anyway and it ends quicker

but if we’re spending 4-6 mins i think bon voyage can be more fun

[still bobcat]

Yes

[whole spruce]

i can do both now that i've seen it

[lucid lake]

If you feel like inverting a savage with a hedge than try overboard and refuse to exist the helicopter

Like this clown

[still bobcat]

I had a method of doing D-Day where I’d remain in stealth, kill everyone including the Boss’s Helicopter and 2 pursuers myself and gain an additional 3000 RP on top of the 4 minute $120k payout

[spiral lichen]

we can try both!

[spiral lichen]

really??)

omg i love RP

[still bobcat]

But it probably requires more attention than you’re willing to give considering how easy you can make D-Day for yourself by alerting them

After 900 of them though, I was doing it out of my peripheral vision whilst watching YouTube

[whole spruce]

the session is not launching

[still bobcat]

[spiral lichen]

bruh we glitched ong

😭

this game sucks

should i reload game?

[spiral lichen]

yeah

[spiral lichen]

really??

that’s crazy

900 is insane

how many ranks have u gone up?

[still bobcat]

122

[spiral lichen]

holy heck

and ur a high level

[still bobcat]

Was around 900 when I started

[spiral lichen]

already

[spiral lichen]

holy shitt

i’m 58

[still bobcat]

Yes and I’m a high level

[whole spruce]

i'm bugged :/

[spiral lichen]

if only i started before

[spiral lichen]

i’ll restart

[whole spruce]

yeah i will too

[lucid lake]

The one thing about the one that I did that I wasn't a fan of was that I kinda had to be attentive most of the mission

[spiral lichen]

it’s 5pm already ugh

🥹

how many will i even be able to do

my sister will wana play on the pc too

[spiral lichen]

bon voyage?

[lucid lake]

Overboard

Easier for me

[spiral lichen]

really

which one is that?

i found the water mission the most annoying

[lucid lake]

You kill people in the canal houses and then blow up some boats

That's it

[spiral lichen]

that one is annoyijg

[lucid lake]

What?

[spiral lichen]

not as airplane mode potential than the others

[lucid lake]

It's right next to a Pegasus air vehicle spawn point

[spiral lichen]

u have to focus like u said

[spiral lichen]

u have to drive

u have to land heli, then get into something that can destroy the boats and ppl, then get back into the heli and then fly all the way back to yacht

so boring

[lucid lake]

Oh no, you have to fly in a straight line for like 90 seconds the horror

[spiral lichen]

yes 😭😭😭

[lucid lake]

You don't have to fly back to the yacht

[spiral lichen]

exacrlyyy onggg

[still bobcat]

[spiral lichen]

losing cops only went by the time i got back to yacht lol

that mission still isn’t the most ideal out of the bunch objectively

i’d say bon voyage is better

[lucid lake]

You can call a buzzard in the helicopter pads right next to the harbor, blow up the boats in the harbor, then go to the canals and kill some people, pick up a pickup and then dip

[spiral lichen]

no technical stuff, u jsut shoot ppl for like 5 minutes

[lucid lake]

It's those 3 that everyone recommends

[still bobcat]

Bon Voyage is probably the quickest one to do given there’s only like a day left of the event

[spiral lichen]

i don’t have buzzard

u forget im broke

[spiral lichen]

alright

[still bobcat]

But I think building D-Day into muscle memory was worth

[spiral lichen]

really

omggg

[spiral lichen]

eh

it’s tooctechncatl

[lucid lake]

I ain't wanna do dat

[whole spruce]

i restarted, i'm waiting

[spiral lichen]

invited

[whole spruce]

we can keep trying d-day or go bon voyage

[spiral lichen]

bon voyage is better

easier

[still bobcat]

$100,000,000 and 9,100,000 RP for watching YouTube was a pretty good deal

[spiral lichen]

nah

i mean

[lucid lake]

I wouldn't say it's easier

[spiral lichen]

easier if u don’t want to try it

but we can do d day i rlly don’t mind

!!!

[still bobcat]

Stopping me from doing like 20 Cayo heists this week

[spiral lichen]

i jsut mean if it fails yk

[spiral lichen]

cayo is so boring ong

casino is more fun

[whole spruce]

lets do bon voyage

[spiral lichen]

i might get back into casino

[whole spruce]

it can be faster

[spiral lichen]

bet

[spiral lichen]

yuhh

i need to buy mini gun lol

[still bobcat]

Yea it was definitely a breath of fresh sea-salty air

[spiral lichen]

LMAOO

we need more

of these

[still bobcat]

Better than 20 cayos

Plus the rp

2.5 weeks ago before the diamond casino double money I was like “I hope I reach level 1000 before VI”

[west stirrup]

I wanted 1k before 2026 but nah

[spiral lichen]

YES

I CARE FOR THE RP MORE

I NEED TO RANK UP SO BAD

this seems too much to frisk

grind*

i doubt i can do this a lot

[spiral lichen]

Lmao damn congrats

i missed the casino double money

[still bobcat]

Then it got to thursday and I was like “Well 970 is a pretty good deal, maybe I can get to 1000 before Christmas”

[spiral lichen]

i think they’re just letting ppl get rich now bc the game is over

back when it was still in its peak they were so stingy omg

[still bobcat]

Then I was informed they extended it…

[spiral lichen]

how do u do it on repeat

this seems so boring

[spiral lichen]

LMAO

i think d day is honestly easier then bon voyage

u just fly, drop down to yacht, die, the guy dies, mission over

[still bobcat]

Well when I did the first 50 we were just experimenting with the mission

[spiral lichen]

really

[still bobcat]

Literally as a joke to see how good/easy you could make it, we were trying different ways to complete it

[spiral lichen]

we did it

how long was that

6 minutes

[still bobcat]

Try and discover what was causing the skips

[spiral lichen]

nice 8k RP

132k cash

[whole spruce]

yeag

[spiral lichen]

that’s really good omg

[whole spruce]

lets do dday

[spiral lichen]

shall we test D day

Yess

let’s see

if it’s better

gosh i’m so hungry i wanna eat but i wanna grind

[whole spruce]

i got booted again..

[spiral lichen]

i’m only doing this for the RP lol

[spiral lichen]

Nooo

WHATTT

omg i’m 59

almost 60 yay

i’d be so happy if rockstar extended this

[whole spruce]

inv me again

[spiral lichen]

honestly most ppl are gonna come to the game once the dlc drops

[spiral lichen]

bet

[spiral lichen]

so it makes most sense to keep this live when the dlc drops so those ppl can grind this??

it says ur busy

Y LEFT

[whole spruce]

i keep getting kicked by battleye??

[spiral lichen]

😭😭not the boot

[spiral lichen]

not the modder on u..

[still bobcat]

Its just a bug, if it’s persistent restart

[spiral lichen]

awww

i wanna try a few of these

idk when i’ll go

my sister may boot me off in like 30

[whole spruce]

trying my best to load in

[spiral lichen]

dw!!

not ur fault

🥹🩷

thisha ax been soo fun

[whole spruce]

invitee

[spiral lichen]

did

it’s okay if i don’t do this as much

i can just do cayofor money

but i want RP 🥹

oh yeah bet sora

mb

i didn’t realise i can jsut stay on the yacht lmao

ugh i wish gta could handle more fps

it looks a little choppy

[whole spruce]

i did it :D

[spiral lichen]

Omg the in game has frame gen???

[spiral lichen]

Omg yaya

Yayaya

[whole spruce]

yes it does

[spiral lichen]

CONTRATS omgg

[spiral lichen]

Airs so god OMG

I CANT TYPE

we got 99k!

i got 6k rp

bc im afk

should we wait a little bit ?

in between

like 2 minutes

[whole spruce]

do we have to? @still bobcat

[spiral lichen]

i think they said you get more

[spiral lichen]

idk how long we’ve done it

did it say how long sora?

like the time

we got 99k in whatever time that was

but youtube ppl get like 120k

[whole spruce]

[still bobcat]

Spend 4 minutes in the mission

[spiral lichen]

ye 4 minutes

[still bobcat]

That’s $120k or $132k for a duo

[spiral lichen]

i’ll set timer

[spiral lichen]

Yesss omgg

i set a timer sora

[still bobcat]

Are you doing D-Day?

[whole spruce]

i also did

i'm gonna mindlessly scroll thru yt then

[spiral lichen]

XD

[spiral lichen]

Yeah

sora is doing the splat for me

[still bobcat]

You can keep setting timers, but you can also land on a certain part of the yacht and continue the mission stealth

[spiral lichen]

i’ve made 1.1m so far

form all missions

[spiral lichen]

idk

sora’s chocke

choice

probably easier to just afk

[still bobcat]

That way you chew up more time actually playing the mission and just naturally spend 4 minutes in it

But a timer works just as well

[spiral lichen]

yeah ig but it adds up

adds up energy i mean

[still bobcat]

Yea you can just wait around and chat shit and watch youtube and get the skips and still get $132k each mission

It was really only me who wanted to push to milk as much as possible, extra 3000 RP for killing all the guards over like 700 missions that didn’t skip was good

[spiral lichen]

@whole spruce time up

[spiral lichen]

yesss

[spiral lichen]

Really

that makes sense tbh

it’s sora’s choice !

she can get the extra RP if she wants

[whole spruce]

it didn't do the skip :(

but

pretty sure he's dead

next time

im landing on the ship

[spiral lichen]

omg wait now?

xd

i thought u do the mission and then wait once it says “leave the area” right?

[whole spruce]

it didn't gimme the checkpoint

[spiral lichen]

ohh

it’s been 8 mins rn

so we should get a decent amount

OMGGG

184k£

[whole spruce]

184k

[spiral lichen]

11k RP

OMGGGGG

TJATS S GOD

[still bobcat]

Sometimes you skip the leave the area

[spiral lichen]

rlly

[whole spruce]

yeah that happened to me the first time

[still bobcat]

After 900 or so missions I still couldn’t work it out

[spiral lichen]

okay so we got like 99k in 5 minutes ish, 184k in 8 mins

and i got double the RP

this seems way better

[still bobcat]

It’s just sloppy coding

As a duo, $132k and 11000 RP for 4~ minutes of work is best

[spiral lichen]

the whole game is sloppy coding smh

[still bobcat]

D-Day is a whole level of slop though

[spiral lichen]

it’s not that high

we got 99k in 4 ish minutes

and i got 6k rp sora got 8k

[still bobcat]

That was 3 minutes

[spiral lichen]

rlly?

i don’t remember lol

[still bobcat]

Yea the $90k payout ($99k duo) is 3 minutes

[spiral lichen]

ah gotcha

what about RP

i got 6k RP in 3 minutes

11.3k RP in the 8 minutes

[still bobcat]

Eh I think the $90k was like 6100 RP or something

[spiral lichen]

yeah

quite low

i see timer

set

4 mins

[still bobcat]

Whilst 1 more minute was $120k and 8100 RP solo

[spiral lichen]

i’ll see if 4 mins gives a decent chun

[spiral lichen]

really?

why is it like that

[still bobcat]

And inconsistently running it as a duo would change between $132k 8800RP and $132k 11000RP

[spiral lichen]

this seems amazing tho

[still bobcat]

I couldn’t work that one out either

[spiral lichen]

Ooooh

yeah sora gets 2k ish more RP than me bc she’s dojg the mission

having two monitors must be nice rn lol

u can watch something, and have the game on mute and occasionally look there

[gray parcel]

i've been a three monitor enjoyer for years

[spiral lichen]

omggg @whole spruce u ended it right as my timer went off

amazing

OOO

[whole spruce]

i skipped it again

[spiral lichen]

NICE

132k cash 8K RP!

sora got 10k THATS AMAZING FOR 4 MINS OMG

[spiral lichen]

damn what do u use it for??

[still bobcat]

So one of you got 8000 and one got 10000?

[spiral lichen]

yes

bc i was afk

[still bobcat]

Yea I swear it’s a flip of the coin

[spiral lichen]

nah it’s whoever does the mission

they get more

[still bobcat]

Nope, I was the one doing the mission and usually I’d get 8k whilst everyone else got 11k

[spiral lichen]

what?

no way

[still bobcat]

But then I’d note it down and then the next 5 missions we’d all get 11k rp

[spiral lichen]

how tf

😭😭

[spiral lichen]

confusing

[still bobcat]

It’s just slop

[spiral lichen]

maybe they fixed it now

it makes most sense for whoever doing the mission to get more

[still bobcat]

I tried switching crews, seeing if my friend who didn’t have GTAO crew members added got less

No

[spiral lichen]

Really?

i’m in a different crew

[still bobcat]

It was just rolling the dice

[spiral lichen]

sora is in GTAO

is that a difference?

[still bobcat]

Yea it didn’t make a difference

[spiral lichen]

ah okay

[still bobcat]

I’d switch back to GTAO, I’d get equal one time and then 3000 rp less another

[spiral lichen]

i definitely don’t have enough money for the update lol i haven even made the yacht money back lol

it’s fine i’ll just do cayo and this was fun anyway

[spiral lichen]

really

dam!

[still bobcat]

And I’d think “oh I’m killing about 3000 RP worth of dudes is that it” and then I’d kill all the guards and get 11000 the next mission

[spiral lichen]

LMAO

the game is so ass

[still bobcat]

Yea

[spiral lichen]

i can’t wait for

fat 6

gta*

omg

bc u knwo it’ll be way smoother

we won’t have to deal with this shit

🥹

i genuinely can’t wait for the online experience

like i love story games ofc but gta is basically going to be life simulator its going to be insane

[still bobcat]

Between the RP discrepancy and not being able to work out how to prevent the skip after you stealth everyone and let the Boss fly away after a bit I just gave up

[spiral lichen]

LOL

you studied the hell out of this damn wtf

[still bobcat]

It was fun

[spiral lichen]

my dumb ass should’ve started this 2 weeks ago

[still bobcat]

I enjoyed it

[spiral lichen]

nice!

that’s what matters

[still bobcat]

And now I’ll never play them again

[spiral lichen]

i hope they add more of these

[spiral lichen]

real..

at least i have a yacht!

[still bobcat]

[spiral lichen]

:3

the yachts were on sale so

i guess it’s nice i got one