gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

soon

[sleek prism]

which one

[untold dock]

idk series a or hlr

[sleek prism]

ok

[sturdy tapir]

And here i am enjoying retirement

[craggy mica]

Why you always running og heist

[untold dock]

because it's fun

[craggy mica]

doing tips too?

[sturdy tapir]

Which one

[craggy mica]

[untold dock]

hlr series a and pac

[sturdy tapir]

Pacific standard?

[craggy mica]

it is

[burnt maple]

[opal rock]

Why does Jodi have to yap for so long

[gray meteor]

Who

[opal rock]

Should be allowed to skip it

Jodi fib lady

Or ex fib idk

Garment factory

[gray meteor]

Ohhh

Yeah her

[opal rock]

I didn’t realise it was 1.2mil for the priority file that’s crazy good

[west stirrup]

Duck duck

[opal rock]

Go?

[west stirrup]

ose

I have a special request

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

I have a cayo pelican

But my second account is not complying

[opal rock]

I need 1 min then I’m free

[west stirrup]

Prepare for a tequila painting and 2 gold

[hollow owl]

76 mill

[opal rock]

Ok I’m mentally and physically prepared

[west stirrup]

Whats the goal

[hollow owl]

None

Just whatever

[untold dock]

@sleek prism now?

[opal rock]

What do you want me to do?

[west stirrup]

80mil

[sleek prism]

yes joining

[west stirrup]

Kill the stomper

[opal rock]

Ok

I only need 15

[west stirrup]

You'll need all the money for le mansione

[opal rock]

I have 80mil or suttin

[burnt maple]

Levi

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

Close to 1 billion income

949 mill made

[opal rock]

[hollow owl]

Im gnna try my best to hit 1 billion exactly

[west stirrup]

What is going on

[opal rock]

Idk? Do we have silencers?

[west stirrup]

I believe so

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

Ahaaaaaaa

[kindred coral]

oh now i can speak here too :D

[opal rock]

Where’s me gold

[west stirrup]

In your pocket

[opal rock]

You didn’t get the safe did you lol

[kindred coral]

i stole it (4 cayos with tequila and 3 gold)

[west stirrup]

No

[opal rock]

[opal rock]

Thief

[west stirrup]

Thanksalot sendthalot

[opal rock]

Give it back

[kindred coral]

oke, sorrie

[west stirrup]

100k on a coupe yea yea yea

[opal rock]

Wrong heist

[sleek prism]

sendmillionsalot

[alpine basin]

[opal rock]

This is all that remains of remy

[still bobcat]

she doesnt talk enough what do you mean

she says "go to the marker on your map" and then you're able to drive to the waypoint

[alpine basin]

She got that asmr voice frfr tho

[kindred coral]

actually evaporated

bro became literal red mist

[west stirrup]

You may torment me while i rest my eyes

[split moon]

what the hell did you do to remy

[opal rock]

They got the good news with the shocker

[split moon]

😭

[whole spruce]

blue

[whole spruce]

i got the paragon s

[split moon]

Hell yeah

[opal rock]

I don’t know why tbh as it doesn’t look like that

[split moon]

Now you just get your armor plating and lockon jammer

and tune the hell out of it

[whole spruce]

once i buy the workshop maybe

[opal rock]

Why not paragon R

[west stirrup]

Alphabet

[untold dock]

crashed the trashmaster into a fuel pump on series a lmao

first time for everything

[opal rock]

[split moon]

Paragon R has no armor plating

[kindred coral]

obliterated

[split moon]

and its slower

and the handling imo is worse, which its already not great on the S if you aren't a good driver

[opal rock]

But machine guns go brrrrr

[split moon]

the most worthless utility any vehicle can have

front facing machine guns

[kindred coral]

just get the Coquette D5 and you're set :Clueless:

i forgot i dont got nitro-

[split moon]

Sure get a D5 if you want to disappoint your family and have me disown you

smh

[alpine basin]

[kindred coral]

thank you jolly lol

[alpine basin]

but it looks so HOT (like extremly hot)

[kindred coral]

fully bulletproof tho

[split moon]

As a bug, yeah sure

Make car go explode

[alpine basin]

make car unexplode

[split moon]

You never need a 100% bulletproof vehicle in pve, the karuma is more than sufficient and even a lot of other vehicles have pretty forgiving angles as long as you aren't just driving next to groups of enemies

[kindred coral]

they wont fix, trust

[alpine basin]

too slow and doesn't handle well as a rally car

[split moon]

Then use a wingus and shoot out the back

[kindred coral]

it is fun to just stand there and get no damage at all... plus, i could actually drive in a public session without getting either sniped or heavy MG'd to death for being a level 30 lol

[alpine basin]

I don't like or use supercars

[split moon]

then use a duke

[kindred coral]

too many blind spots

[alpine basin]

I like muscle cars but that one isn't expensive enough

[split moon]

then run on foot

[kindred coral]

cant shoot on the back nor on drivers side, very limited gun transverse

[kindred coral]

and get demolished by either a npc that made my game 3fps by just shooting at or by the level 782 that randomly decided to kill me just cause i exist and i am level 30 ?.... too risky

[split moon]

thats just a skill issue

running on foot is actually the best method of travel in the game, every professional can do it

[kindred coral]

which part lol

[kindred coral]

im obviously not anywhere close to a professional

[split moon]

Im just screwing around lmao

[kindred coral]

im unprofessional

[split moon]

[alpine basin]

samsies ngl, I SUCK at pvp

pve you can just ram stuff until it dies

[opal rock]

The underground is the best travel method

[split moon]

I prefer just falling through the floor into the backrooms

[opal rock]

Very underrated tbf

I used to enjoy falling through the mantrap floor and ending up at the noose server farm was very efficient.

[split moon]

true

[sturdy tapir]

TOMORROW THE DLC

[opal rock]

Nop

[split moon]

I deleted the update

[opal rock]

Today Monday

[sturdy tapir]

It's Tuesday here vro

[opal rock]

Future boy

[sturdy tapir]

past man

[opal rock]

[sleek prism]

time to sleep, gn

[opal rock]

Night mikko

[craggy mica]

u still playing

😭

[craggy mica]

huh

[sturdy tapir]

The MICHEAL dlc

[craggy mica]

new heists?

🤞

[still bobcat]

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather

[silk shuttle]

looks at calendar
tuesday rn
TOMORROW THE DLC

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

u mean Michelle?

as in Karen Daniels?

[sturdy tapir]

maybe MIKHAIL?

[split moon]

its the amanda dlc

[primal sluice]

I legitimately got my hopes that tuesday would be the DLC day

[still bobcat]

Tracey's dad dlc wednesday

[split moon]

tracey's dad has got it going on

[sturdy tapir]

Trolled by oreo?

[primal sluice]

Wait, i wonder what Tracy will be like when the DLC drops

if she's even gonna be shown

or Jizzle

[still bobcat]

Probably got into a really nice college

[sturdy tapir]

Or a shitty frat college

[primal sluice]

Yeah, but it's canonically been like 12 years

doubt she would still be going to college

[still bobcat]

Got into, not currently attending

[sturdy tapir]

Even if she graduated, what would she even do as a job?

[primal sluice]

Maybe she would be a performer of sorts

like how she was for fame or shame

[sturdy tapir]

Kinda like the movie studio?

[primal sluice]

sorta

[sturdy tapir]

[primal sluice]

Maybe she could be pursuing acting, given that michael is a director

[alpine basin]

Exotic dancing?

[primal sluice]

after all, tracy wants attention

and what better way than to be an actress

[sturdy tapir]

wall wat de fuk

[alpine basin]

Probably woulda done it if trevor didn't step in and do parenting for michael

[sturdy tapir]

True

[split moon]

[alpine basin]

Just saying, nobody has said Im wrong about it, everyone just has a surprised reaction

[trim lotus]

so every week is there just a darnell contract that pays out like 1m or something

my friend showed me the art one being at like 1.2m and like what

[alpine basin]

the weekly bonus is that priority contract is x4 money

[trim lotus]

every week theres one?

[alpine basin]

No, theres a priority file every week but it normally pays like ~330k

[trim lotus]

ah

wwas hoping that the grind to 5m for the platinum thing would be easy

[untold dock]

it is

you need to do 50 files so you'll get that regardless

[sturdy tapir]

Fortnite battlepass @autumn epoch

[trim lotus]

rockstar really chose the worst anticheat

driving round in my khalanjali cuz its fun
2 people in nightsharks try to blow me up
i blow them up
everyone gets airstriked
they do it again
server closes the second time

[hollow owl]

Cheater makes a menu.
They create/update the anti cheat.
Cheater finds a solution to bypass the anti-cheat.
Updates anti cheat again.
Cycle repeats.

[alpine basin]

Ion get paid enough for this

Even better when I got close to it, just instantly destroyed the helicopter...

[still bobcat]

[untold dock]

does hevc work on discord

i forget

yes

oh i can do 60 fps and still fit it under 100mb easily

[hollow owl]

If CMM bonus could be done more than once

Millions made

[knotty briar]

i'd never done these missions before lol

like my NC and Bunker have never been raided a single time its always my MC Businesses and its always as soon as i happen to switch over

[untold dock]

bunker can't get raided under 50% stock

[knotty briar]

even then its never been raided

[untold dock]

mine gets raided whenever i get lazy with selling it

good thing you can just change session to nullify the raid

[alpine basin]

Yea I had mine at like 80% full, lost half to a bug

Its at like 40% and going up but I left for work a bit ago after doing the defend mission

[untold dock]

why don't you disable raids with your cheats

[west stirrup]

What are cheats

[alpine basin]

Cheating in a relationship probably, unrealistic for me

[knotty briar]

simple, Cops cant raid if they dont have your consent

[alpine basin]

I don't think thats how it works

[still bobcat]

Is this just a new text to replace the "You can only change your username once every 365 days" spiel or have I renamed this account too many times

[split moon]

let me in

[west stirrup]

Unworthy

[still bobcat]

ok

[split moon]

oh wait you're still doing dday??

I thought you were just afking in a private sesh

[still bobcat]

no

been doing d-day over and over

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

absolute milk

[split moon]

nwy made it rain on me

😭

[still bobcat]

dropping my d-day cash

1020 JP

[split moon]

inv me to the priv session, can get in faster

or are you sesh swapping

[still bobcat]

it splits u

just find a new invite only now

[split moon]

it shouldn't split if we are in the same sesh initially

[still bobcat]

it does for these idk why

[split moon]

oh

:(

gta rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[west stirrup]

Omg moni drop

[split moon]

yea nwy money dropped me

so now im banned

[still bobcat]

we tried getting into the same 2 player invite only before starting d-day and then when we load back out we're split into a 1 player invite only idk why

[still bobcat]

omg pls nwy ur lvl 1000 pls u obviously moder pls gib me mooney

[west stirrup]

Drop 600000 rp too

[split moon]

rp drop

[still bobcat]

drope me action figor

[split moon]

actually a while ago cheaters would teleport figures or other collectibles into you and it would flag you to get banned

[west stirrup]

Happened to me but i didn’t bet beaned

I got 500 levels

I was stuck in casino loading while away from my pc

[still bobcat]

I think I mentioned it before but if I ever had to leabe for a bit I would make sure to sit down in an office chair or in a car and record that's how paranoid I was

[split moon]

Literally this exact shit happened to me, I was stuck in an infinite loading screen so left to get a drink from the fridge

come back and im falling from the top of the skybox

instantly saved the clip and looked back to see the entire lobby being teleported to the very top of the skybox twice

[split moon]

[split moon]

game shoved me in a load screen for no reason then said couldn't connect

[autumn epoch]

you are pinging me at 2 in the morning on a business week 😭

[gray meteor]

Good thing dnd exists

[still bobcat]

d-day

i want to buy michel a boat

[autumn epoch]

yea glad silent mode is a thing but ????

[gray meteor]

Time zones also exist

[split moon]

d day

[gray meteor]

Best heist

[autumn epoch]

Rumi lives in Latvia, im Finnish 😭

[gray meteor]

Okay

[tidal yew]

[turbid spire]

did u find a way to consistently not die when jumping from chopper without chute?

[still bobcat]

Yes

I mean the idea is to die on the yacht I think that's what you mean

[turbid spire]

no no

I know thats what everyone is doing...but u can actually not die

did it a few times, but cant do it consistently

after many attempts I have a feeling its actually a bit random

[still bobcat]

I saw some people hitting the front of the yacht in a way that they don't die but I didn't see a point other than stylle

After 500 of these I could do them without even really looking at the screen

[turbid spire]

yea, kinda why I was trying something diff, only got it like 3-5 times whithout pepsi

[split moon]

This is legitimately the first time I've ever gotten non-tequila

Dozens upon dozens of cayo runs....

[rancid parcel]

5 golds, drag 2 maniacs with ya

[split moon]

where are my maniacs

[rancid parcel]

Im definitely not one of them

I shall return when Mansion is out

[still bobcat]

I’d do it but I gotta clean up this asmongold looking ahh room

[split moon]

do you have a rat alarm clock as well

[still bobcat]

Whats that

[split moon]

oh god

missile time

[plucky burrow]

Guys I bought a yacht

How to refund

[split moon]

you dont

[plucky burrow]

I need to grind the 5 millions back

[alpine basin]

only heist this man showing me even though I have act 3 and casino setup

[split moon]

i also have casino and he just doesnt care

[alpine basin]

hes stingy

[alpine basin]

Ew

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

What you mean?

[neon acorn]

Wally!

Have a Holly Jolly Wally

it’s the best time of the year

[still bobcat]

I think I'm going to do more D-Day

[alpine basin]

I suppose it is

[neon acorn]

I guess

[burnt maple]

How much $ do you make per hour

[still bobcat]

I don't really look TBH

[west stirrup]

Should be like 1.2 or 1.6m per hour

[still bobcat]

But solo it's about $120k per 6 minutes in and out of freeroam, so about $1.2mil at least Solo

[autumn epoch]

how much faster would a duo make money?

[still bobcat]

Probably closer to 5 minutes

Each additional player is 10% extra, so 30% for 3 players

But you're waiting in the invite screen longer

[autumn epoch]

oh cool

[burnt maple]

There’s a way to make 2 mil in 15 minutes

[still bobcat]

Just cheat!

[autumn epoch]

imo it might be a positive tradeoff but idk

[still bobcat]

Thanks Lester, I guess he got the Lester Speaks reference from the Arcade

[west stirrup]

Cayo pelican

[burnt maple]

Just glitch

[still bobcat]

Glitching money is cheating

[burnt maple]

Nope dr dre replay thing

[west stirrup]

o

[burnt maple]

I am chilling with 8 mil

[still bobcat]

Watch dr dre smack a guy with a golfclub every 15 minutes son or a D-Day smack into a yacht daughter

@west stirrup Did you actually want to join for D-Day or are* you just over the Superyacht missions

[west stirrup]

Oh if you're doing all the work then im in

[still bobcat]

Alright after this one

[west stirrup]

Is that it? Is he did?

[neon acorn]

I’ve almost got 20 million

[covert atlas]

Make it 30‼️

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin you’re probably asleep by now but what are your thoughts on this upcoming update?

[neon acorn]

nah

sleepy

[covert atlas]

🙁

Can’t wait for the Mansions to be like $5 mill

Would be hilarious

[neon acorn]

😔

I'm assuming like $15 million as the cheapest 😭

[covert atlas]

Oh yeah I’m assuming around that price range

[still bobcat]

Is that it? Is he deeeahd? Ha-haaa! mission complete noise interrupts him

[west stirrup]

Did

[still bobcat]

He's not a new zealander

Also I got kicked for inactivity Inviting you now

[west stirrup]

Olay

[still bobcat]

What do you say? Do our civic duty and collect it?

[alpine basin]

I think its going to be fun for a little bit, although Im not sure what Ill do first, probably buy and review stuff then play out the missions, then leak all of the cars in the dlc

[neon acorn]

W Waller

That’s every update icl

it’s hype for a bit :)

I wonder if it’ll be dripfed

like we get a first half of the dlc content

[alpine basin]

It will

and we are getting like 1/3rd of the DLC to start with

[neon acorn]

and then the next half would be a few months later

[neon acorn]

gg

they’re tryna keep us fed till GTA 6

[alpine basin]

think thats about all I can say for that though without getting myself in more trouble

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

nws

hope you’ve been treated well

[still bobcat]

If FoxySnaps is still active they'll beat you to the punch before you've even downloaded the DLLC

Nvm inactive since 2022

[alpine basin]

[still bobcat]

Still hoping we get a sequel to Short Trips and we can play as Michael and Frankin or something

[neon acorn]

hopefully

I feel like that scene with Micheal going “this, is a good neighbourhood” is a tease to it

Just my thoughts really

Ned Luke is such a legend

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

70mil

[neon acorn]

Are they considered actors and not just voice actors since they did mocap?

or no

[still bobcat]

They are actors

[neon acorn]

Oh

[alpine basin]

Va's do voices but not the models for them

[neon acorn]

I remember an interview where they said that they weren’t actors and just voice actors or something

[neon acorn]

right

every cutscene I see is baffling to me

[tidal yew]

U have that much ?!?!

[neon acorn]

because they’re doing that irl

[still bobcat]

I thought it was the opposite

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

huh

[west stirrup]

Yis

[neon acorn]

no

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

I thought they discredited the amount of voice acting they did because it was like 120 hours in a booth or something for the whole thing

[neon acorn]

I never got tired of GTAV story mode

ever since I was a lil kid

I’ve started doing a 100% play through again yesterday

[tidal yew]

I never played that till date

[still bobcat]

40000 more RP

[neon acorn]

I think it’s my 7th time going for 100%

[still bobcat]

The main story is really replayable imo but the amount of side quests and their replayability isn't all that good imo

And thats coming from someone who's done like 700 d-days in 11 days

I'm talking about the like underwater collactables and darts and stuff

[neon acorn]

I disagree

I HAVE to do the side missions

They’re too good to miss

[still bobcat]

Not the strangers and freaks

[neon acorn]

I NEVER finished GTA without doing them

[neon acorn]

Oh

[still bobcat]

Those are main story stuff

[neon acorn]

What is side quest to you

[west stirrup]

Are there any missable things, if you don't do any side quests after completing the story

[neon acorn]

Golf?

[neon acorn]

no

Nothing is missable

[west stirrup]

Hm kewl

[still bobcat]

Like the spaceship parts, watching a movie, play darts, shooting range

[neon acorn]

Spaceship parts is okay

Letter scraps are okay

they seem really annoying but you easily get it done

[neon acorn]

movie is easy, just get in and get out

Darts is fun

Shooting range is okay

It’s so relieving after getting all of the parts

[still bobcat]

That photo of the trophy cabinets in the Mansions DLC has me worried, the latest playthrough I transferred to Enhanced isn't 100%'d and that big V has me thinking it's 100% storymode

[alpine basin]

if it is that, I already have some progress towards one of the trophys then

hopefully not though

[west stirrup]

This'll definetly keep me grinding

Im quitting gta after i get all that then

[still bobcat]

If I do have one of my 100% saves it'll be on an old PC i have to plug in

Might be more enough just to dust it off than to just 100% the one I currently have in SP

[midnight rover]

I have been thinking about starting story mode again to play it on Enhanced so maybe this is the incentive to do that

[still bobcat]

I hope it is, might push some of the people who only got gta for online to go playthrough GTA V Storymode, shits fantastic

[neon acorn]

That’s hot

[neon acorn]

W

[tame holly]

if some of the trophies require story mode progression, i might unironnically get the story mode on ps5 for it, i've been wanting to replay it and that may be a reason

[alpine basin]

Would also boost sales on console for story mode too

[neon acorn]

Definitely

but do they still care about single player wall?

GTAV single player to be exact

[tame holly]

i mean if that means some of the low levels play story mode and learn to fly planes, thats a w for me

[still bobcat]

I haven't bothered with a Enhanced save yet, mainly because my PC specs can't really get the full benefit of the new graphics settings

[neon acorn]

It seems like such a niche thing to find GTA players who actually like the story and pay attention to detail

rather than playing it once and never giving it any thought ever again

[alpine basin]

No, but if they make a trophy around it in the mansion, people on console don't own story mode by default, its not included like pc, so people will end up buying it to get that trophy, therefore boosting the sales, which wouldn't be overly dumb of them to do tbf

[west stirrup]

You tangled with the wrong captain matey

[neon acorn]

it would be smart and nice

[alpine basin]

I believe it may be safe to say, we have been kidnapped

[neon acorn]

Like the solid gold trophy

Also is this a theory or..

[alpine basin]

could be

[neon acorn]

A game theory!

[still bobcat]

Yes I'm just theorising the V trophy is a singleplayer related one

[tame holly]

the diamond is def related to casino heist imo

[neon acorn]

Oh, that

[tame holly]

so i'm expecting one for each major heist

[west stirrup]

Middle is for world record on a race i bet

[alpine basin]

the world is 100% doomsday if thats the mind

[west stirrup]

Which i've gotten multiple times

[neon acorn]

Wait, so is this the final update?

or

summer update coming?

[west stirrup]

Trophy is areeena war i bet

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

I'd say its the final big update

[neon acorn]

oh god

[covert atlas]

Potentially

[neon acorn]

can’t wait for beach bum 2.0 update

[west stirrup]

Unplanned ibet

[still bobcat]

But I can see Rockstar rehashing their old cut content for a summer dlc in June

[tame holly]

no no it will be the 2021 summer surprise 2

[neon acorn]

example of old cut content?

[still bobcat]

I'll ask my Rockstar employee I keep under my bed

[neon acorn]

Can we get the Sharmoota job in GTA online?

🙏

That would actually be a nice one

[alpine basin]

theres still weapons in gta that exist in the files and aren't even released (Shoutout to the tear gas launcher)

[neon acorn]

I know about the glock and stuff

as a kid I dreamed about seeing the wall of ammunation being finished

and now it’s been over 12 years and that wall ain’t done…

[alpine basin]

Not sure what you mean, basically have that being the wm 29, people just don't know how to get it

[neon acorn]

oh

[still bobcat]

Most of the scrapped content was already rehashed for online the last 10 years, I just mean a really lazy summer dlc with cars that never got finished

[neon acorn]

It’s the die hard event Wall

I’ve got it

[neon acorn]

Ohhhh

Can't wait for them to add more police cars!

Because we definitely want that

[still bobcat]

Yea exactly

[neon acorn]

god…

[tame holly]

that or more gta 6 cars that are getting back ported to 5

[still bobcat]

Clothing items that they never added

[neon acorn]

I believe they'll port GTA 6 cars

or just add new fast HSW cars

[alpine basin]

peoples greed has swallowed them and they don't even know it, years of asking for police cars, and then they give people what they want and BAM, nobody gives a damn

[neon acorn]

A little too late tbh

[tame holly]

i would give a damn if u could race them at all

[still bobcat]

That's because 1 police car costs as much as a submarine and a tank

[neon acorn]

and they’re too expensive

and too many…

it would be nice if they actually had a unique use

[covert atlas]

I think it’s also cause they’re borderline useless and unusable in free roam

[neon acorn]

yeah

like we wanted cops vs crims

[still bobcat]

When I wanted police cars, I wanted something akin to Hot Pursuit police

[covert atlas]

Terminus Patrol can be used in free roam but yeah the rest are just cannon fodder

[neon acorn]

I’ve got about 30 million now

Can’t wait for tomorrow!

[tame holly]

still praying for a panthere classic

even if it didn't show up anywhere it could still be a dripfeed car

[neon acorn]

Do you guys think GTA 6 online heists will have a black screen and white loading circle?

:)

and all you hear in the background is “weee weee weeeweee weee”

[alpine basin]

probably will as its bound to be p2p hosted

[neon acorn]

for sure

[still bobcat]

I think one of VI's main features is the loading times and seamless transitions

[neon acorn]

huh

it ain’t even out yet

[west stirrup]

It is

[neon acorn]

True

[still bobcat]

I said I think

[neon acorn]

GTA 6 has been out all this time

[neon acorn]

Oh, pardon my reading comprehension 🔥

[west stirrup]

It is what they’re planning

[neon acorn]

I did a 9 hour shift

[alpine basin]

I think they meant one of the main features they are aiming for, they are probably planning for it to be a more seemless experience, with more than they have done with the past, so it makes sense

[neon acorn]

I really wanna know what the crosshair will be like

[tame holly]

i mean yeah how did sernando get the game huh ? nobody would lie on the internet

[neon acorn]

will it just be a GTAV copy and paste?

[neon acorn]

true

Bro got it in 2019 or smth

[alpine basin]

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

[neon acorn]

true

GTA 4 has the best one imo

[still bobcat]

Peoples biggest gripes with Online is the loading times

[neon acorn]

I love the small GTA 4 circle and the large circle

And the health bar

[tame holly]

that sometimes never ends

[covert atlas]

See you in 5 years when Sernando posts a video of how he got GTA 7 early

[still bobcat]

More like in 2 years

[covert atlas]

True

[neon acorn]

He probably puts fries in the bag now

[west stirrup]

Airfryer

[neon acorn]

Air frying my deep fried nuggets!

[west stirrup]

Put the fries in the airbag

[still bobcat]

I'm closing in on $100mil from D-Day

Already at 9,000,000 RP earnt

[alpine basin]

put the air in the fries bag

[neon acorn]

Are we allowed to talk about modded heists? I forgot

[alpine basin]

Probably, just not allowed to host them or explain how to do them

[neon acorn]

Understood

I’m almost at 40 million

After having a job and with how dry this game is now, I just can't grind as much as I used to

[covert atlas]

Can’t wait for all the “How to find the secret Megalodon in GTA 6” videos

[still bobcat]

Yea the secret megalodon shark card

[neon acorn]

The $20,000,000 shark card

[covert atlas]

The best part is the people making those videos will probably be the same kids that fell for those old videos back in 2015

It all comes full circle

[neon acorn]

It would be awesome if we could have shark cards irl

[still bobcat]

The only shark card I'm getting in VI is the one that's probably included with the Ultimate edition of the game or whatever they call it

[neon acorn]

I’m getting a collectors edition

[still bobcat]

Yea

[neon acorn]

Praying that there is one

[still bobcat]

Collectors edition

[neon acorn]

I will smooch that box

[covert atlas]

Would be a cool customization option in the Mansion to show off your career earnings.

Megalodon Shark Card for $1 billion Career Earnings or something

Big statue idk

[still bobcat]

I've still got my GTA V copy but I used blutac on the poster coz I was a kid and the oils have ruined the corners of that poster

[neon acorn]

if you think about it, the shark cards were like 2022

everyone wanted to be a megaladon

and escape the matrix

and everyone else was a bullshark

[west stirrup]

Yes

[neon acorn]

they get it

[covert atlas]

My goat the Great White

[tame holly]

now here is the shark card i bought the most :

[neon acorn]

[still bobcat]

I've never bought a shark card

[neon acorn]

Bro stole one

[still bobcat]

Nah someone gave a code away years ago here in the discord

I was the one who claimed it

[tame holly]

the only money i spent towards the game was the xb1 version of gta and the online subscription to play gta online

[west stirrup]

I bet

[neon acorn]

I only spent money on GTAV on PS

I bought several shark cards

Probably a few hundred

[covert atlas]

I remember buying a shark card way back in the day

[neon acorn]

and then I bought $50,000,000 deals off the internet :)

[neon acorn]

for half the price of a Meg 😭

[still bobcat]

I think the amount of copies I've bought of GTA V haven't exactly made the case that I don't just give money to Rockstar for nothing thoough

[west stirrup]

Let us shoot le moon in gta 6 so it changes size

[neon acorn]

the good days I guess

[neon acorn]

I wanted a sequel to Pogo Monkey and PRBG

[still bobcat]

My cooker friend said "the moon moved" whilst we played these D-Day missions, like the moon doesn't move IRL or something

[neon acorn]

TGG type shit

[west stirrup]

[neon acorn]

Dark Viper needs to put the Big Macs in the bag

He's milking mods so much…

go back to speedrunning ;(

[still bobcat]

I saw TGG resupplying his counterfeit cash business, didn't kill him

[tame holly]

who tf does ressuply missions ? apart if u want to rank them but i doubt it

[neon acorn]

Me

[tame holly]

(and the t4 for drug wars i guess)

[still bobcat]

This was like 2018 maybe

[tame holly]

goddamn that was before i started playing

[covert atlas]

They were at least somewhat viable back then for solo players so that makes sense

[still bobcat]

Could have been for b role as well

B-roll

[neon acorn]

Apparently the most expensive mansion with all upgrades is around 48.7 million

[vocal geode]

Yo when is the mansion dlc coming out ?

[neon acorn]

tomorrow

[vocal geode]

Ez

[vocal geode]

Aight

Thanks for the info

[neon acorn]

I have no credible source though

[still bobcat]

Praying the leak isn't real, that wasn't my first choice of location if you can't buy all 3

[neon acorn]

but like I wouldn’t be surprised

[still bobcat]

And I always buy the most expensive, no exceptions

[vocal geode]

[still bobcat]

Except for like all of the businesses I don't have the most expensive for don't read into it

[vocal geode]

I wanna buy each of em

[still bobcat]

Yea same I want all 3

[neon acorn]

Before I even buy the mansions, I want a breakdown of everything about them

[brittle hatch]

How many fleeca is that ?

[vocal geode]

If thats possible like apartments

[neon acorn]

and then I’ll buy

[neon acorn]

Over 100

[vocal geode]

20 maybe ?

[still bobcat]

Way more

[vocal geode]

Noicee

[brittle hatch]

Pretty cheap

[still bobcat]

50/50 you're only getting $125,000 from Fleeca on Hard

[vocal geode]

Its 250k no ?

On hard mode

[still bobcat]

Thought $250,000 was the payout that had to be split

[vocal geode]

Yea true

[tame holly]

no way it will make the yachts look cheap

i very heavily doubt that leak

especially with the 20M R* gives to content creators

[neon acorn]

Again, I have no credible source, it was apparently from an insider

[still bobcat]

Idk these mansions are meant to be the latest of late game

[vocal geode]

Tbh I want them to be expensive I wanna spend all the money I have

[vocal geode]

Yup

[tame holly]

(unless it also counts arcade and agency since some upgrades seem to be locked behind them)

[still bobcat]

Yea from that supposed figure in #gta-questions that might include all arcade machines we already own

[tame holly]

ok price seems less crazy now

i prob have enough with my 32M

[neon acorn]

The mansion literally contains everything and more

[tame holly]

(plus there is that 2M discount to think about)

[neon acorn]

The yacht is just a yacht

my boat…

[west stirrup]

Most of the money comes from the cars stored in the garage

[neon acorn]

Facts!

[still bobcat]

There's no 20 car garage and a movie theatre and an arcade and a hairdressers and a kennel in your yacht

[neon acorn]

facts

[tame holly]

20 ? i really want there to be more spots

[still bobcat]

I don't think this DLC has more than 20 cars in it so I think it's fair

[covert atlas]

20 is a lot more generous than some of the previous DLCs too

cough Bail Office cough

[tame holly]

fair, i just want it to be more so that i can store more cars

50 would be ideal imo

[covert atlas]

Yeah I’d love if it was 50

[still bobcat]

To sell you gta+

[west stirrup]

I can see that happenning

[still bobcat]

We already gave you 100 car garage gib me mooney

[covert atlas]

Mansion boosts passive business production by 20% but GTA+ gets a 40% boost 🔥

[tame holly]

its the only thing that even makes me interested in gta + i could spend 8 bucks and put 100 cars and be done with it but otherwise i don't really care

[still bobcat]

Yea I'm pretty sure you're still able to call in the cars and modify them at a different mod shop even if you stop paying for +

[tame holly]

tbf if i ever do that for some reason, it will probably be for some random class that don't fit anywhere else in my garages

like vans

[still bobcat]

My garages are a mess and I haven't even utilised the 100 car or 50 car garages

[tame holly]

they were a mess but i'm trying to organize them recently

office will be supers, bail office is utility, moc will be industrial, nightclub is sedans

as of now, i don't really know the rest

[covert atlas]

I’ve separated them by brand

[tame holly]

but casino penthouse will prob have 10 coupes, while my arcade will have 10 vans

[sleek prism]

facts

[covert atlas]

But yeah i also have a “idk what the hell to do with these cars” garage

[tame holly]

oh yeah and autoshop will have tuners

[still bobcat]

I have a vague layout

Eclipse has all the 2013 super cars, Office garage 1 is all the weaponized, Mod shop has those tuners from that update

But I have garages of crap bikes that I don't need to sell until I've ran out of space

[tame holly]

tbf i don't care for bikes, my mc clubhouse will probably look like this :

• oppressor mk1
• hakuchou drag
• the daemon from career progress
• the 3 atvs (blazer, street blazer, verus)
• whatever else i feel like

my deathbike will stay in my arena garage anyway

[still bobcat]

The idea is to have all of the cars in ascending order of most expensive

Even if it means I have to selll my Vacca and Massacro for some million dollar piece of crap

[tame holly]

massacro is fun, i did have a vacca for a bit until i realized it wasn't available in random races, so its gone

i'll prb post pics of my garages once i'm done with the sedan garage

[still bobcat]

But I won't do that until we're months away from VI and there's no "random cut content summer dlc" in 2026

[tame holly]

tbf i know it unlikely but i'm praying that there is no sedans in the dlc

[still bobcat]

By then I'd have hope to completed all the elites and doomsday CMM

[tame holly]

just cuz my list had exactly 31 sedans which is perfect for nightclub

[still bobcat]

Really only leaving LSCM Level 1000 and Arena Wars Level 1000 on the table

40 minutes of D-Day remain

Uness they extend the event week another day because of the michael dlc dellay

[west stirrup]

I kinda doubt it

So i can nap

[still bobcat]

I also doubt it

[sleek prism]

23h 40min till dlc?

[west stirrup]

Yis

[still bobcat]

Pretty much

Spending my D-Day money is only 24 hours away :(

[fierce mason]

I need it to be quick

[fierce mason]

i need to spend my bon vayage money

[still bobcat]

Kinda crazy that one contact mission has covered an entire dc

[fierce mason]

Yeah
Bon vayage is really good

[still bobcat]

Still think whoever made these missions Quintuple money and rp got their ass kicked

[fierce mason]

90k to 120k for like a 4 minutes mission?

Sign me up

[still bobcat]

Unless you really can buy all 3 mansions and maxing this DLC is like $150,000,000 or something

[west stirrup]

Eating my MG

[still bobcat]

Because I've earnt that amount in like 18 days since Diamond Casino double got released

[fierce mason]

i am just busy in life XD

Dont got time to load up the game and grind

[still bobcat]

I would have had less time to do all that if work hadn't fucked me over

Still think I should be contacting a fair work ombudsmen

3 D-Days remain

[fierce mason]

Oh D-day
Why one does that i dont get it

[still bobcat]

I mean I've done so many that I'm literally doing the entire mission from my peripheral vision

Just watching youtube

[covert atlas]

Easy and simple

Also kind of funny

[fierce mason]

If you want easy and simple without needing to do much
You do bon vayage

[still bobcat]

But have you smashed into the window of a korean yacht 800 times

[covert atlas]

I prefer Bon Voyage over D-Day as well but D-Day is just funny

[fierce mason]

No
Becuase i rage quit over that mission

I cant figure out how to skydive

[still bobcat]

I've got the skydive down to a tee, haven't died in like 4 days

[spiral lichen]

how

i wanna play it rn

[still bobcat]

You've got 14 minutes left

[spiral lichen]

WHAT

WHY

WTFF

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET BAD KARMA OMFG

[still bobcat]

Because the Event week ends

[spiral lichen]

?????

that’s so fucking despicable

i hate everything

how else am i supposed to make money????

[hollow owl]

Does it end today?

[fierce mason]

wait it ends today?

[tidal yew]

Shark cards

[hollow owl]

I thought it was tomorrow or Thursday

[still bobcat]

I'd say so

[spiral lichen]

delete this

[fierce mason]

Dials up lester and pavel
It is time

[spiral lichen]

exactly

[spiral lichen]

so u were lying??? wtf

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

They extended it until Tuesday, but that was probably before they knew they were going to delay the DLC to the 10th

[spiral lichen]

don’t say things unless ur 100% certain bruh

[hollow owl]

I highly doubt considering no other YTber hasn't made a vid on it and it would make 0 sense a day before a big DLC

[spiral lichen]

exactly

[still bobcat]

We haven't heard anything about them extending the event week by another day

[spiral lichen]

thank you

[spiral lichen]

but have they said it’s ending today? NO!

SO PERIOD

[still bobcat]

Yes

[spiral lichen]

NOW I WILL SHWOER AND I WILL COME BACK AND IT SHALL STILL BE THERE.

[still bobcat]

Their last announcement was that the event week was extended until the 9th

[west stirrup]

Wait why didnt they say anything about the rdr2 event week

Or is it a month event

[tidal yew]

Gta online mk2 GTA

[west stirrup]

Yes

[fierce mason]

...
I dont recall this channel saying things related to red dead 2 online stuff?

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

Yes but we are talking about the update getting delayed

[hollow owl]

I would say its fine to talk about rdr in here

[west stirrup]

Which reminded me that they said nothing about the rdo week

[still bobcat]

Pls give me dollar drop

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Take gold

[fierce mason]

To be fair
I am still suprised there are people still playing red dead online despite no updates for a long time

and this isnt like tf2 where the game is chaotic fun
Not saying red dead online isnt fun but at some point, you gonna get everything without the abilitiy to spend it

[still bobcat]

One last rapidfire bug to seal the D-Day

[west stirrup]

nwy nooo

[still bobcat]

It's always that guy who stands top left of his helipad

I'll still host the last D-Day but the payout might not work

Depends if they extend this event week until right before the DLC

Else we have 24 hours of Event Weekless gta online, standard payouts for everything

[west stirrup]

Lol

[still bobcat]

I KNEW IT

[spiral lichen]

holy shit u can farm RP off this too??) this is literally rockstar giving us a legit peter griffin but 100x better and i. love that sm 😭😭

my online character is so low level and broke i can’t wait to do this and buy literally wveyfhitjc

[still bobcat]

When I spawned in I thought "wouldn't it be a good time for the sticky tape bandit to glue the helicopter to my helipad"

[spiral lichen]

i wanna do this all day

chat how much could i get?

i think kmy character is like rank 45

[still bobcat]

All the vehicles are frozen

[covert atlas]

You get like 6-7K RP per run

[spiral lichen]

literally it’s so boring and dead now, that’s coming from someone who grinded it for months in 2020-2021 and found it more fun than gtao, it’s so dead now

they ruined the community

so many ppl used to play

[spiral lichen]

HOW MUCH IS THAT

[west stirrup]

10k technically

[covert atlas]

A lot a lot

[spiral lichen]

is it over???

[spiral lichen]

Omgggg

FUCKK

IF IM RANK 45

HOW MUCH WOULD I GO UP

in one run

[covert atlas]

I don’t really know how to put it into perspective you kinda just have to do the mission and look at how much your RP bar moves

[spiral lichen]

i wanan play this immediately

[alpine basin]

Playing right before the benefit ends

[covert atlas]

I mean I guess the Casino wheel has a 10K RP option? Iirc

And that’s a daily 24 hours spin

These missions give you that in 5 minutes

[alpine basin]

25k and a few other ones

[spiral lichen]

wtf???

[covert atlas]

I see. I don’t fully remember the RP options on the wheel

[spiral lichen]

this better still be on

i can’t believe theee was no Promo for this

on my screens

why make it so short???

this is way better than getting a puny panther or X2 money in casino

[covert atlas]

It was available for 2 weeks ‼️

[spiral lichen]

this is literally a money glitch

[alpine basin]

It leaves with the new dlc, its been in since last, last Thursday

[spiral lichen]

wtf

BRO

NO ONE TOLD ME

IM SO MAD

[covert atlas]

😭

[spiral lichen]

wtffffff

i’m so pissed

[rancid parcel]

You never showed up so

[spiral lichen]

like actually

i’m so pissed

[spiral lichen]

🥹

ofc i miss this

[rancid parcel]

This is like the 2nd time ive seen you here this month

[spiral lichen]

why was it not on reddit????

[spiral lichen]

[fierce mason]

What are you doing in reddit?

Have some respect for yourself and not use reddit

[alpine basin]

Like 2nd time this year for me

[spiral lichen]

i don’t go on there but i always get notifs from gta sub

😭

so i should’ve been notified smh

[spiral lichen]

REAL I HATE THAT APP

[spiral lichen]

i am talking in community the pss few days tbh 😭

[rancid parcel]

Christ I was being nice and you just made it worse

It was actually a few months

[west stirrup]

Nwy

[still bobcat]

Well, the sticky tape bandit has trolled me to the max, I can't use any vehicles

So I couldn't even have one last splat into the yacht

So long D-Day 🫡

[west stirrup]

Does slatt know what to do

[still bobcat]

Yes

[fierce mason]

And now bon vayage is ur new friend

[west stirrup]

Ha haaaaaaaaa

[still bobcat]

Is the event still on?

[fierce mason]

I dont even see you there

[alpine basin]

How did I make it worse, if someone is inactive ingame or gtao chat, im not going to see them often obviously

[fierce mason]

Idk
Jolly is the event on?

[still bobcat]

I'll be restarting after this anyway so if Jolly doesn't know don't stress

[alpine basin]

Im switching my session really fast but I imagine it is

[fierce mason]

So is the update out?

[alpine basin]

still on old benefits so nope

[west stirrup]

Oh god

[fierce mason]

its not out

[west stirrup]

It does not end

I'm gonna nap anyway

[midnight rover]

Update is out tomorrow

[alpine basin]

a solid 23 hour nap might solve all of my problems

[west stirrup]

Ty @still bobcat

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Come

[still bobcat]

If the event is still on it's not the last, but they'll be far and few between

[alpine basin]

benefits will change in just below 24 hours along with the new update, probably

though it depends when they actually release it, as DLC updates don't normally happen at weekly bonus times during the day

[still bobcat]

I need a day in the hospital after all of these splats

[west stirrup]

Yes

Hibernation

[still bobcat]

[opal rock]

Which lucky one of you wants to come rob Cayolina reaperico

[still bobcat]

I only know the solo strat after the nerfs

[opal rock]

What nerfs

Not much to know it’s just kill the terminator

[still bobcat]

The nerfs from years ago

I retired before they nerfed the payout and buffed the AI's body detection

[opal rock]

They just spawn in a couple of new guards lol

Nothing serious

[still bobcat]

So when I came out of retirement and started doing old strats of killing a bunch of guards I'd be spotted whilst either doing the fingerprint hack or after I steal the tequila

[opal rock]

Literally like 2 guards that’s it

You can kill basically everyone bar 2

[covert atlas]

As long as you kill Jugg and make sure the guard patrolling the exit gate isn’t towards the left at the stairs when you kill him, you’re fine.

[still bobcat]

Well yea when I saw that you can just run past them all solo and melee the stairs guy I've just done that

[covert atlas]

But even then you don’t need to kill that gate guard

[still bobcat]

But I haven't done a 2 or more player since

[tidal yew]

?

[fierce mason]

we need to rob mister rubio

[tidal yew]

Ehh!?

[west stirrup]

Quit

[still bobcat]

Lemme do the math, might just be enough already for it to be stupid

[west stirrup]

[still bobcat]

Okay I'm going to do like 5 more

[hollow owl]

Times by 10?

[west stirrup]

15

[opal rock]

@fierce mason you need funds

Load up the game

[fierce mason]

i cant

i am in class for 4 hours

its online class

[opal rock]

Forget the class

[still bobcat]

Nah less

[hollow owl]

Ask if you can use the toilet

[opal rock]

If it’s online you can do both at once

[fierce mason]

its in mircosoft teams

microsoft teams and games screws the ram

[still bobcat]

Like 3 more d-day's and I think I can stop at a nice round number

[west stirrup]

1069

[still bobcat]

No money wise

[hollow owl]

I will try and hit 1k JP today

I got to 500 yesterday or 600

Idk

[still bobcat]

I hit that already

I think I had 1300 RP like a week ago too

jp*

[spiral lichen]

guys i NEED TO KNOW IS D DAY STILL ON

[still bobcat]

Yes

[west stirrup]

Yup

[spiral lichen]

phew thankgod

when will it end?

hopefully thursday?

if so that’s enough time for me to at least do a good amount

i’ve got a headache smh

[still bobcat]

Now I'm thinking tomorrow with the DLC

[alpine basin]

Correct

[spiral lichen]

Nooo

stop

[spiral lichen]

don’t say that

ugh at least i will have one day

[opal rock]

You’re not even online?

[alpine basin]

You had 2 weeks to plan in advance

[still bobcat]

They started 5x on the 27th of november

[spiral lichen]

i had no idea it was even a thing until like yesterday

[spiral lichen]

omgg bruh when ST came out?? wtf

[spiral lichen]

i will be trust

[still bobcat]

Yes these missions were meant to go back to 1x on the 4th but they keep extending it until michelle dlc

[fossil dagger]

Hey you

yes YOU

say hey back

[fierce mason]

No

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

Please please please let us paint our stock wheels

Tomorrow

[alpine basin]

Nu

[tame holly]

nope, same with putting other stock wheels on cars

[craggy mica]

sadly no

[tame holly]

the vivanite with envisage wheels in the trailer ? Different version of the vivanite

[west stirrup]

Well why not

[west stirrup]

It can still be possible we dunno yet

It was an request

[still bobcat]

Alright done 3 more D-Day's

A Superyacht Life - D-Day

GTA$100,000,000
9,184,000 RP
122 times Ranked Up
14,250~ JP
950~ D-Day Missions