gta-online-mk2

[split moon]

There don't seem to be any available staff atm

so uh

[sturdy tapir]

HAD ON COUNTERSTRIKE

[split moon]

i dont blame em

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

michael dlc making everyone weird

[swift merlin]

Idk boss I’m happy just driving around in cars at this point

Fingers crossed for some classics

And I’ll be miffed if you have to spend the buy price again getting it done by HAO

That’s nicely done

[still bobcat]

The car? I modified it further

That's how it looked on release day

[rancid parcel]

Lump of coal

[sturdy tapir]

Will this heat the house up for this winter

[autumn epoch]

oh nice mine looks almost the same

[hollow owl]

If that is the Champion, I sold mine

[still bobcat]

yea Dewbauchee Champion

It's just been sitting here since it released

Like most vehicles

[tame holly]

its a shame its just slow

[still bobcat]

Do you remember the other day I was having issues with buying Crew mods for my car?

I guess it's just the Vinewood Club Mod Shop coz they work in every other garage

[flint flower]

I can think of something better

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

we are NOT inviting him to our mansion

[sturdy tapir]

[flint flower]

Why not, it's cold during Christmas

[sturdy tapir]

Mf would burn even the pet

[rancid parcel]

yeap definetly not inviting him

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

yea and everything they think they are doing is giving the pet some snacks or something

[neon acorn]

Man

It’s really hard to grind rn

I don’t have a yacht 😭

[sturdy tapir]

How much is one

[neon acorn]

pretty expensive

[sturdy tapir]

I got the Like most expensive one

It was on sale when i got it too i think

[neon acorn]

gg

This week is just ass

hopefully next week's weekly update will actually be good

[still bobcat]

michael coming back out of retirement again just for us

[flint flower]

You didn't buy it during black friday?

[sturdy tapir]

Do you want me to install gta so i can help you grind some yacht monis

[neon acorn]

No

[neon acorn]

no

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

This week is just an L

[sturdy tapir]

Why not

[still bobcat]

I might do more d-day later

[neon acorn]

Yacht missions are so boring

[sturdy tapir]

200K+ tho

⁉️

[neon acorn]

no ty

I’m not gonna do something that’s boring

[sturdy tapir]

Hey that's enough for 2 cayo scopes

[neon acorn]

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

[brittle hatch]

wow guys i just started a new account is it enough for the dlc ?

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[golden sundial]

Hey guys I'm Elon musk do I have enough for the dlc?

[bitter flicker]

guys I haven't bought the game yet , is it enough for the dlc

[sturdy tapir]

[brittle hatch]

no

[tidal yew]

[golden sundial]

[tidal yew]

Why don't we just go outside the headquarters of R* n tell them to give it for free

That'll be enough

[neon acorn]

Yes

[broken musk]

absolutely cinema

[silent portal]

I wonder if the Interceptor will fall under the 'new emergency vehicles' coming with this update.

[broken musk]

Btw that was a tank with an NPC in it that I stole from zancudo

[broken musk]

I’ve tried, their HQ doesn’t exist

Literally went to New York City and went to the address of their HQ and yk what I found? A large building for lease

[silent portal]

You'll have to go to the UK for that one.

[spiral lichen]

real talk u need 40mill (according to TGG)

i think i only have like 2 mill on my pc acc lmao

i have a lot on my console accs but i don’t use console anymore 💔 or want to buy ps plus lmao

[broken musk]

Plans are already made

[spice inlet]

Ofc, what else did u expect

[sleek prism]

When we get snow in gtao

[untold dock]

chrimb

[sleek prism]

Christmas tree in front of mansion

[flint flower]

Merry Crimson

[misty berry]

Game plz finish the sale

[craggy mica]

Works?

[misty berry]

Well ig I cant sell bunker stock cuz the mission just doesnt complete lol

fuck me ig

[untold dock]

the public session experience

[thick rose]

this dude is r worded

[thick rose]

iron mule carries me

[untold dock]

it doesn't carry bunker sale vehicles though

[thick rose]

it does

the buggy doesn't tho

[misty berry]

Doesnt really matter if the game wont actually complete the sale tho

Well ig back to letting my businesses rot and getting all my money from glitched cayo pericos

[sturdy tapir]

Pls Rockstar i NEED this, my bunker kinda gunless

[golden sundial]

?

[thick rose]

not taking gold in cayo

[golden sundial]

Yeah why aren't you

[thick rose]

i always do

it's a reddit post i found

[golden sundial]

[misty berry]

"Just take the gold"
Takes cash
"Bitch i will beat you with this gold bar"

And thats why my cayo runs are solos

[golden sundial]

That's why you get people from this server

People will comply

[misty berry]

eh its faster to solo

my panther statues are all mine

[brittle hatch]

My friend : we can do sell missions in that session

[west stirrup]

What does the A symbol mean?

[untold dock]

ariend

[west stirrup]

Accomplice

[lost lily]

full of tryhards with bulletproof helmets

[still bobcat]

stupid cnt on a oppressor mk2 griefed my bottom dollar bounty van

stood still for 3 deaths and this tiktok attention span flew off

[brittle hatch]

friend

[lost lily]

some shunt hopping with rag

[broken musk]

Does the bulletproof helmet actually do anything or is it just for looks

[lost lily]

stops 2 bullets

not from heavy sniper mk2

[broken musk]

Then there is no point in me wearing it lmao

[wintry ermine]

Looks

Especially agaisnt RPG

[broken musk]

ok

[wintry ermine]

Amigo?

[still bobcat]

imani tech bulletproof helmet

How are you supposed to scroll down this menu without a scroll wheel

All the other HUDs in this game arrow keys work

[daring bobcat]

plug in a controller

[lost lily]

controller is a must for this game for some menus
cokstar doesn't give 2 fks about kb mouse

[twin drum]

excuse the dumb question but what kinda mouse nowadays has no scroll wheel

*that you'd actually consider using for a videogame

[still bobcat]

I broke it

Sat down after work one day at my desk and spilled my drink everywhere

[twin drum]

ah

tried page up and page down keys?

[daring bobcat]

do you have a controller?

[still bobcat]

Ill check if it works in the terrorbyte in a bit

[twin drum]

cant say ive ever broken a mousewheel to the point where the wheel scrolling doesnt work, only the actual clicking of the wheel

[still bobcat]

I do but it's always flat it's shit, returned it tomorrow

Heard good things about PS5 controllers but it goes from fully charged to flat in <60 minutes

Maybe I got a dodgey one, I'll ask to swap it

[untold dock]

the controller market is absolutely tragic

[still bobcat]

Mouse3 still works

[daring bobcat]

I keep mine plugged into my pc

[wintry ermine]

Ps5 controllers running out of battery in less than 1 hour? Mine lasts me the whole day basically

[tame holly]

yeah mine is also fine battery wise

[untold dock]

is one day supposed to be a good battery life

[brittle hatch]

French, so it's just Ami

[gray parcel]

my wired 360 con still going strong

[still bobcat]

thats what i mean i think i got a dodgey one new out of the box

[wintry ermine]

I dont need it to last more than 1 day of full gaming

[twin drum]

switch 1 pro controller would be PERFECT if the triggers werent fucking digital

the ONE flaw

[west stirrup]

2 levels in 4 days you’re slacking

[still bobcat]

i stopped playing d-day

[sturdy tapir]

Did someone say switch

[twin drum]

what

[untold dock]

uh umm

[twin drum]

yes, i did

[untold dock]

no

no dongle

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

disqualified

[still bobcat]

kosatka

[sturdy tapir]

Les fish

[twin drum]

do you realize you can use console controllers on a pc

surely you do

you must

[sturdy tapir]

yes i do

But like the switch 1 pro controller is like what 65-75€

[twin drum]

what controller isnt

[untold dock]

no paddles, no remapping, potentiometer sticks with bad circularity and deadzones

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

NOT a perfect controller

[twin drum]

remapping comes with steam tho

even if the controller itself doesnt do it

[west stirrup]

Get ps5 controlla

[untold dock]

grand theft vehicle doesn't support dinput controllers

[twin drum]

whoof

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

Helping my CEO sell a $700,000 bunker like a boss

[eternal saffron]

err can you play the priority file in garment factory again if you did it yesterday?

since they didn’t update it

😔

[turbid spire]

if u did last week, u can do again, but yesterday was already new week

[sturdy tapir]

Sernando quit YouTube?

[hollow owl]

I launch gta to be greeted by "capture the area from Small PP"

[lost lily]

almost did whole escort ulp with lazer but 1 randumb died at the end

[versed lintel]

You can grab a jet during that?

[lost lily]

yea

[versed lintel]

I just use a nightshark because they don't shoot ULP

How did you escape from the base unscathed

[broken musk]

[lost lily]

u dont get cops during missions

[warm belfry]

something i really do hope gta 6 improves on heavily are clothing layers. because what do you mean the clothing in this game is so bloated that some chains and accessories force you to wear a shirt

you cannot wear the free chains at the bottom of the list together with gloves unless you have a shirt equipped

every time i think i have a fire idea for a fit and see those damned default sweatpants

[versed lintel]

Missiles tho

Oh wait no wanted meaning no missiles?

[lost lily]

yea

[versed lintel]

Damn

But idk it's that tough to use jets

But hey if it makes the task easier then I'm fine with it

[serene schooner]

Can anyone share the updated Cayo perico guide?

• returning player post the buffs on the heist

[west stirrup]

Awww

[woeful needle]

It’s weekly

[split moon]

Random duo decided to blow me up with a raiju and bomber when I was just driving around vibing so I took it personally

So anyways anybody got stuff they wanna run?

[fossil dagger]

20m left 👀

[untold dock]

wish i could find action

just some boring sparrow griefer that left almost instantly when given the revolver treatment

[west stirrup]

20mil in 3 days?

I want that

[untold dock]

pretty easy

[west stirrup]

Hm

[fossil dagger]

10m tomorrow 10m on tuesday

earned 10m today

[west stirrup]

Good idea

[untold dock]

i joined a public session and it put me in an invite only with 3 other people

???

[west stirrup]

Tomorrow i get my laptop back so i can do cayos quicker

with my alt

[split moon]

dont you mean 40m left

[split moon]

Thats all I seem to find these days, people that go after easy targets and rage quit as soon as they get the same treatment, or people that just spam explosives with macros and insta-AWOL the second they take any amount of damage

[fossil dagger]

Why

[split moon]

420

[fossil dagger]

that takes way too long

[split moon]

darn

[vernal jackal]

would you rather have this 🛌

all combat in GTA feels boring now

[west stirrup]

Does TV afk still function

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

I want to granny turismo while my Micro's fill

[versed lintel]

Gt7?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[versed lintel]

Wonderful game

[plucky burrow]

😭

[split moon]

Story of my life

mosquitoes

[vernal jackal]

its been 1.5yrs since I played GTAO pvp

[opal rock]

Shoulda UnA they’re ass

[vernal jackal]

glad to see things are exactly the same as always

UnA?

[split moon]

Think he means AWOL

[opal rock]

Atomizer

[split moon]

oh

nvm

[vernal jackal]

oh

[opal rock]

When they swoop in

[vernal jackal]

mm

I forget what stuff people do

I wish to get a snipe on a flying thing

[split moon]

yea atomizer works well, if they keep getting in close you can catch them with a minigun spray

[vernal jackal]

then I'll retire again to inv-only lobbies

[split moon]

or get a incindiary marksmen and just spam fire on them

[vernal jackal]

my aim in GTA isn't what it used to be 💔

[opal rock]

[split moon]

Keep at it, sometimes they are very stupid and just stay still for you

or come straight at you like that raiju did to me earlier

[vernal jackal]

that session was fun though

so much random shit going on at all times
then for some reason everyone made me enemy #1 🛌

[west stirrup]

Why did that compressor wait 10 seconds to lock on

[split moon]

noobpressor

[vernal jackal]

at the beginning?

he wasnt fighting me, nor I him

blud just decided to fire at me randomly when I was looking for that guy in the bushes behind cover

[split moon]

[vernal jackal]

crazy.

"he came"

[split moon]

"He has arrived"

[untold dock]

why are there so many cheaters

fucking god mode perma off radar ramp buggy

[vernal jackal]

Chinese servers

[untold dock]

i reported the guy but i don't think anything will ever happen to these losers

[versed lintel]

What's wrong with a guy in ramp buggy

[split moon]

They'll get banned but they'll just have another account in no time

[naive zenith]

You're asking this about the pc version of the game

[untold dock]

wasn't this bad a while ago

[radiant loom]

Top of the morning chat

[west stirrup]

hoy

[fossil dagger]

goodnight

[untold dock]

finally got some action but this guy is boring too

he goes ghost whenever he can so i just sit in a mission xd

it's like 10-1 idk why even bother

[bitter flicker]

what

[golden sundial]

Bro said omae wa mou shindeiru

[sturdy tapir]

[bitter flicker]

||skill issues||

[split moon]

Tu🅱️a

the noob

[rancid parcel]

Should've run out and melee the guard

What an amateur

[flint flower]

-100 Style points, didn't stick the landing, didn't survive

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

Is it like bully tuna in gta week?!

[split moon]

thats every week

[tidal yew]

That's what u get when u spend 8k pounds

[nocturne fossil]

increase population settings while playing with tuna

so he get crashed into more traffic

also why he like tuna fish

[nocturne fossil]

my picture now

i be robbing images in gta servers xd

athena steals mine so i steal others

blame lester

[split moon]

thats fine

[nocturne fossil]

oh cant rob that one

[wicked sundial]

Look both ways. Was that an npc, lol?

[nocturne fossil]

shinobi aside its kinda nice to see the john wick bike being capable

it works well for the wet work building too

(also random npc = "OMG")

[rancid parcel]

The Retirement DLC

@lost lily time to retire French fries

[knotty briar]

honestly suprised i managed to grind to 90 mil before the update

[hollow glade]

Noice

[knotty briar]

im glad i got that Vtol mission done fully so i dont have to do it for the career challenge anymore

[lost lily]

I'm can't buy any of this

[alpine basin]

You have a wallet??

no need to flex your status on us lowly people man

[lost lily]

Wally doesn't have wallet

[alpine basin]

Im not that rich

Wallets are like, rich status or something

[rancid parcel]

The billionaire and the gazillionaire is being humble again

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

[naive zenith]

Not bad

[nocturne fossil]

we have new emoji?

thats how i look when coming from work to see this server chat

[alpine basin]

[lost lily]

🔫

[split moon]

[thick rose]

60m waiting

[west stirrup]

I be going for 80 miljones

[nocturne fossil]

u still only have 80mil?

[lost lily]

Another clickbaiting clown

[west stirrup]

Non

[woeful needle]

LMAO

[west stirrup]

Megalodon ofc

[woeful needle]

10 million in 10 seconds, i takes 2 hours to load in

[nocturne fossil]

jeezus

[lost lily]

You think he's gonna spend 1000$?

[west stirrup]

Ofc

[lost lily]

Yea sure

[split moon]

How do these clowns even get views lol

[alpine basin]

Jokes on you, I can't even load into the game

[woeful needle]

Fun fact, caps at 4 million

[nocturne fossil]

clickbaiting? xd

[west stirrup]

beaned

[alpine basin]

even if you were beaned you can still play story mode

[woeful needle]

[alpine basin]

Im unbeanable anyways, Im their favorite

[nocturne fossil]

if only Rstar beaned the ones who blow up public lobbies

[alpine basin]

that requires work

[nocturne fossil]

sadly yeah and they wont fix

[alpine basin]

something R* cannot do correctly or Efficiency

[lost lily]

Why would be capped at 4M

[nocturne fossil]

its very annoying cuz i would have beef with some random in a public lobby and the entire beef is squashed by a modder

[split moon]

Think they mean the actual max you can (typically) earn / hour is roughly 4m

before you start getting transaction failed

[nocturne fossil]

a bit annoying how it doesnt rain at night except in some missions

hooman labs

cough cough

[lost lily]

You can make 30M+ when these ceo warehouse go 2x

[split moon]

Weekly events are different, they obviously adjust the limits for those

[alpine basin]

From heist transactions (sometimes), true but outside of that not really

[woeful needle]

Or when they do 2x hanger… oh wait

[split moon]

Heists and missions (well mostly just dre since it would be impossible to encroach that limit without boosts on any other mission)

[woeful needle]

4.18m to be exact for Cayo

[split moon]

yes

[lost lily]

You could sell those 5 warehouse rn for 10M+ and won't get any transaction error

[split moon]

^

Should have opened with that

[woeful needle]

Because of CMM pacific standard is 15 million

[split moon]

Cargo sales are different limits because you can't just do them whenever you want

needs time to build up. So yeah you'll technically make (x) amount of money within an hour timeframe, but really you factor in all the time it took to even reach that amount of sale value

[woeful needle]

Every single sell mission, game mission, finale has its own exact set limit

There is a wiki with all the limits in it

[split moon]

I never said otherwise
I was just saying that you were probably talking about the limits on earning, not a limit on shark cards

because why would they ever limit shark cards, every player should be buying 15 per hour

[woeful needle]

No I meant the bonus

[lost lily]

He was talking about limit on

[woeful needle]

The shark card bonus has a cap

[split moon]

Oh the bonus

can that really be called a cap if its basically already factored into the price

thats just a marketing gimmick

if you say "Im gonna sell you 1 doohickey for $15 but you get 2 more as a bonus" and meanwhile the going market-rate for the doohickey is $5 per

is it really a bonus

trick people into thinking they are getting more value

[tame holly]

do we know when the update patch drop on steam ? So people can datamine the new content.

[woeful needle]

Preload should go up on the 7th/8th

[tame holly]

its the 8th already tho

[split moon]

It isn't super consistent when they actually push patches through to steam.

[tame holly]

so only a few hours ?

[woeful needle]

And you won’t beable to datamine early

Rockstar has full locked down leaking

[tame holly]

i meant more so the car models

[woeful needle]

Nah steam will not release it to open patch until the second before it’s released

You won’t beable to download it until the actual time they want you too

Only people who get any of that information are people on the partnered list

A week ago they wouldn receive and instruction on what’s coming out and what to show

That’s where the original information we got last week came from

[thick rose]

Felt bored

Here's my heist take

[rancid parcel]

Paleto Score Lester cut is equal as the gunman 💀

[spiral lichen]

i’m confused

[thick rose]

I mean
Lester is the one that put together the heist

[spiral lichen]

wat am i loookin at

[rancid parcel]

Storymode Heist

You never played storymode have you

[spiral lichen]

I have beat it several times?

why would u assume i haven’t lol

[rancid parcel]

Wild guessing

[spiral lichen]

do you wanna play

[lost lily]

Lester's fat ass got 24M for UD for just shooting few rockets

[alpine basin]

Well deserving as well

Most action he gets the entire game

[rancid parcel]

The driver stole and drove a train gets 10mil tho

Meanwhile we solo a Heist prep and stole tons for stuff and worth a quarter of their pay

[tame holly]

didn't even stole it, the playable characters are the one who stole it

[lost lily]

Cuz it's mighty martinez

Not lester the molester

[tame holly]

saw a cool racing event that i maybe could take part in... ofc its pc enhanced only

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Need more ps players in the crew

There is like 10 and none showed up

[tidal yew]

Time to get pc

[hollow owl]

Yeah not for another few months

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

with the prices rn ? nah

[split moon]

Finally Dre gaming with untrace?

[tidal yew]

Laptop is also an option

[hollow owl]

I've not done a Dre in months lol

[split moon]

dw we'll get you right back on the dre as soon as you're on pc

[fierce mason]

u dont need a strong one to play the game

[split moon]

[hollow owl]

Once I get to PC, im grinding T4 everything

[tame holly]

maybe mine can run legacy but there is no way it can run enhanced

[hollow owl]

I want a decent PC so around 800

I technically have the money, I just dont wanna use that

[tidal yew]

800 what !? Apples?! Bananas?!?!

[fierce mason]

No
It costs 800 dollars

[tidal yew]

That's low for medium end pc

U gotta at least have somewhat like 1500$!?

[hollow owl]

I'm not spending my entire 1.5k on a metal box

[fierce mason]

1500???
Dude you can get thing for like 500 for good specs

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

the sad thing about ps players here is either :

• they aren't active enough to know about the crew
• they are dumb

[tidal yew]

Well I'm thinking of gta6 running on that pc too.

U don't wanna buy another

[tame holly]

for 99% of them

[split moon]

memory prices are soaring right now and probably won't be deflating anytime soon either... unless the global economy implodes in on itself ofc

I think your best bet would be to find something second-hand thats local

[tidal yew]

Tooo riskyy

[split moon]

Local secondhand is way less risky than ebay or some shit lol

[tidal yew]

Still

[split moon]

Im sure untrace has a tech bro nerd friend dude guy person that can help em out

[lost lily]

I've spare RAM

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Friend?

Also New Listing's missions are gone

[tidal yew]

Lol I got the 2m discount so im goodn

[split moon]

cheapest mansion 20m

most expensive... 50m

[vernal jackal]

😨

[midnight rover]

Have prices actually leaked? And I wouldn't mind that price

[tidal yew]

That's a lie

[split moon]

No no, there won't be any leaks. Just speculative

[tidal yew]

[midnight rover]

Oh, alright. But still I would be totally okay with 50m

[hollow owl]

The main speculation is the most expensive with upgrades is 20 mill since they are giving away 20 mill to ppl

[hollow glade]

Its gotta be like 10m base price and then up from there with upgrades ofc

[midnight rover]

Yeah I wonder if they make that you can buy it with one Megadolon

And then pay one Megadolon just for upgrades

[hollow glade]

Let’s see

[midnight rover]

If you want to go the micro transaction route

[hollow glade]

Heard people thinking the Vinewood sign one will be most expensive which I could kinda see

That’s the one imma probably get

Then maybe the weston one on 2nd character

[tidal yew]

Can I be the people ?!

Whats the criteria?!

[hollow glade]

[split moon]

No but I can help you out

I sentence you to 300 hours of community cayo service

[tidal yew]

[hollow glade]

U can get that money in under 12 hours of grinding 5x yacht efficiently

[split moon]

true

[heady grove]

HELLO

[west stirrup]

HI

[tidal yew]

I guess i gotta find someone with panther statue n make sure he gives me 85%

[midnight rover]

Whatever the case will be this update will sell tons of shark cards

[west stirrup]

20mil?

[hollow glade]

Yes

1.8m an hour supposedly is under 12 hours

If optimal grind

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[split moon]

I think 1.8m is about the absolute upper limit tbf

[hollow glade]

I do think it might be closer to 1.5 for like the average person who isn’t optimal

Still just over 13 hours

[west stirrup]

I do Bon Voyage for the RP but I consistently get 120k $

[split moon]

Like what would be the difference in cumulative if you just speedran 3m average runs, or did the full 6m to get the 120-180k

[hollow glade]

Well u don’t wanna do it in under 4m to begin with

[west stirrup]

Tbf it feels like a 6 minute mission

[hollow glade]

Speedrunners might hit that at points

Bon voyage is like a 5 minute mission unless ur annihilating everything with the railgun

[split moon]

When I was running with nwy we kept hitting it lol

[west stirrup]

I do because i love RP

[heady grove]

@west stirrup sorry to intervene your conversation but I was wondering how you get premium bronze? the color looks so clean

[west stirrup]

But i might retire the railgun if i want more money

[hollow owl]

Patron

[split moon]

You become a patron

[west stirrup]

Petrol subscription

[hollow owl]

!patron

[golden ravine]

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[hollow glade]

It was nice getting max rp too

[heady grove]

okay thanks yall

[west stirrup]

How long was this

[hollow glade]

Max time

So like 15 mins

And full lobby

[west stirrup]

I need to pull some strings if i want to get level 900 by the DLC

[tame holly]

none of the mansions are at a sport really close to my buisnesses apart for the vinewood one

so its prob going to be the one i will get

[west stirrup]

Pull an Up and move your mansion with balloons

[split moon]

im just getting whatever is closest to my NC and agency

[hollow glade]

Location proximity still kinda overrated ngl. But I see what u mean

[split moon]

It is and it isnt, I like some things to be in proximity, but for me its also mainly just about the actual location and not the buildings prox to each other

[hollow glade]

Vinewood sign is just kinda fresh to me, pretty good plot of space tho its not too far from the casino or stilt houses

[tame holly]

tbf yeah, i might also get devin mansion for the view (it also has cool roads to reach it)

[hollow owl]

120k for doing Bon

[fierce mason]

I want the most expensive mansion in the game

[hollow glade]

The cayo perico ending mansion definitely has the worst of the roads to travel. Very tight and low speeds.

[split moon]

that road is genuinely awful

[hollow glade]

Will be curious to see how many noobs get stuck in that tennis court flooring it past that turn and just slightly too far to the left

[split moon]

getting down isn't so bad, you can just launch off the cliff

[tidal yew]

With no money?!? Yeah good luck

[fierce mason]

Dials up pavel
Pavel, it is time

[tidal yew]

[whole spruce]

not surprised to see that battleye has done a whole lot of nothing for this game

[rancid parcel]

It prevented money drops, thats something

[split moon]

Tbf the only instances where it seems to "do nothing" is when the cheating rats are the host of the lobby.

[whole spruce]

i've run into two modders in two consecutive days

i'm in a lobby w one rn

[split moon]

Report, then move to a new lobby

[whole spruce]

and another was blowing everyone up

this one is more braindead than i thought so i'm still chilling

[split moon]

Its still generally just a good idea to avoid them entirely.

Some are malicious to an unhealthy degree

Then again, I'm not sure whether they still do shit like dumping peoples IPs or outright DOSing people for no reason

[whole spruce]

yeah some allow you to see those and/or boot them out

i wish i could avoid chinese lobbies

most of the modders are there

[lost lily]

use vpn

[whole spruce]

i could do tunneling and set it to gta only

but the US is quite far

[split moon]

Thats exactly what I do

[whole spruce]

what other lobbies are tolerable?

[lost lily]

i used to use proton and it has netherlands server

[split moon]

+1 to proton, if you aren't hosting your own proxy nodes

[lost lily]

and free

well 3-4 servers are free

[whole spruce]

i got a paid vpn i'm chilling on that front

[broken musk]

I think I provoked them

[opal rock]

@whole spruce plays gta revelation

[whole spruce]

i re-downloaded it for the upcoming update

[hollow owl]

So if I wanna hit 1000 job points (technically 990) using only Bon Voyage and i get 120k per Bon so I would earn 7,920,000

Seems like im grinding Bon

[plucky burrow]

What are you talking about

😧

Hop on cayo

[nova comet]

2 days left

[opal rock]

Why do you want 1000 job points?

[nova comet]

Imagine im gonna kick someone from my Nightclub

[lost lily]

3 fatass vigi tryna fit there

[sturdy tapir]

Special launch operation

[hollow owl]

Why not

[opal rock]

Well they’re meaningless

[hollow owl]

Well....

[nova comet]

[hollow owl]

I want 1000

Error message

Bruh

[opal rock]

But sure if it makes you happy

[hollow owl]

The 7.9 mill i will earn by getting to 1k JP will be good

[opal rock]

How many times you have to do it?

Isn’t like 15 per

[hollow owl]

66 times to hit 990

[opal rock]

Goddamn

[hollow owl]

The other number to hit 1005

[opal rock]

Well good luck sir

[hollow owl]

1.3 mill already

[opal rock]

I pray you don’t have to change lobby for some reason

[hollow owl]

Takes 5 mins to do for 120k pay

[opal rock]

Why not do the other one that takes like 2min

[hollow owl]

I get to shoot alot of ppl

[spiral lichen]

guys is this game fun

idk if i should play rn

[west stirrup]

Maybe

[tame holly]

well there still is the odd mkII griefer but overall i still have fun

[whole spruce]

go for it

as long as you don't make getting money your 24/7 goal

[fierce mason]

Well update coming tmr so get the game installed and be ready

[whole spruce]

it can be fun

[midnight rover]

Isn't it coming December 10th?

[west stirrup]

Si yes

[tame holly]

not on a tuesday this time

[west stirrup]

Quite suspicious don’t you think

[tame holly]

idc cuz it doesn't change a thing for me but its def weird

[fierce mason]

WHAT

I was lied to

I was BETRYAED

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Welcome to the betrayal club

[fierce mason]

I blame you for this

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

Ikr I had my week all planned out for this Tuesday, now that it’s gunna be on a Wednesday it literally ruins my week

[fierce mason]

now what

[hollow owl]

Think im reaching the peak

[fierce mason]

what do we do

i need the michael dlc

i need it

without it
GTA is meaningless

[broken musk]

Nothing major, just rockstar screwing me as always

I’m used to it

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

can't wait to see that the d5 will still be bulletproof after dlc

[opal rock]

That’s a good thing though

[tame holly]

well if they patch godmode car glitch yes

if they don't, no

[opal rock]

Any vehicle can be godmode though don’t need d5 for that

D5 is great for pve missions

[broken musk]

D5 is great for career progress competition

[split moon]

[broken musk]

Ima yoink this

[opal rock]

[tame holly]

well gm d5 are a pain to deal with cuz explosives don't work and bullets don't work (unless u get really close to them but gl)

[opal rock]

Ofc but any godmode vehicle is the same

So d5 being bullet resistant isn’t really relevant

[tame holly]

??? d5 is much worse cuz u can't kill the drivers with bullets, u still can on other gm cars

[opal rock]

Just poke the barrel through the car lol

[tame holly]

as i said, gl with that

[opal rock]

I thought godmode made them bulletproof as well tbh

[tame holly]

yeah that's why i hope either d5 is patched (realistic but worst outcome imo) or godmode is patched (better but let's be real it wont happen)

[split moon]

Any godmode vehicle is cringe, and a vehicle not intended to be bulletproof isn't much better

[tame holly]

well i say worst outcome, the worst outcome is neither getting patched

[lost lily]

console players biggest concern is pc player's least

[tame holly]

that's the bright side i guess

[lost lily]

i would trade cheaters on pc with these glitch abusing punks on console anyday lol

[broken musk]

Sounds like a PC issue ngl

[still bobcat]

console people deal with people in godmode vehicles, i deal with getting blown up in singleplayer and having VICE articles written about me

[broken musk]

(Don’t be mad I very rarely get to make fun of PC)

[split moon]

wdym bro its so much fun

[whole spruce]

do i get the paragon s or the oppressor mk1

[split moon]

both?

[whole spruce]

i'm not made of money

[split moon]

well

[split moon]

get the paragon S first

then get the opmk1

both are very based vehicles

also paragon is just genuinely a really good vehicle

for general use

[whole spruce]

i do have the banshee gts hsw & hakuchou drag hsw

[west stirrup]

One

[whole spruce]

and the vigilante

[broken musk]

You aren’t?

[lost lily]

he has a good gaming chair

[broken musk]

[whole spruce]

let me check

[west stirrup]

Show bank id

[broken musk]

We will have to change your employment status from “self funding” to “employee”

[split moon]

ouf

paragon time

[broken musk]

Yes i promise i wont replicate it

[still bobcat]

D-day

[west stirrup]

No don’t

[still bobcat]

I need money

I spent all my michael money on stupid shit like Lock-On Jammer on cars I'll never drive again

[tame holly]

i only get lock on jammer on cars with armor

[still bobcat]

Yea I've been slowly recustomising all my cars and if it had LOJ I bought it

Probably spent like 10 mil on that already

And like none of my cars had armour either coz I swear the consensus 10 years ago was armour lowered ur top speed by 5% or some shit

[tame holly]

Well that consensus was stupid lmao
I still spend the 50k on armor cuz i love racing and public lobbies leads to a lot of crash

Armor reduces that damage

[split moon]

[hollow owl]

220JP

[whole spruce]

708k in nightclub stock

i'm so lazy to sell

[hollow owl]

My JP reset BRO

300 rn

[west stirrup]

In the last DLC Michael Trevor and Franklin should re-enact the last mission in Singleplayer

But instead of devin weston in the trunk it’s our character

Fin.

[hollow owl]

Did you watch the DarkViperAU vid

Cuz thats what he said

[daring bobcat]

this is true

trevor will not return

Steven does not get on well with rockstar at all

[west stirrup]

No

[golden sundial]

Online character will just orb all of them

[spice inlet]

Does JP even matter atp?

[hollow owl]

No

[spice inlet]

Aha

[spice inlet]

Congratulations. You can buy a spot in the driveway of that new mansion!

[tame holly]

iirc its just used for tie breaker in jobs when voting for the next one is a tie

and that's it

[spice inlet]

Fair enough.

[spice inlet]

I also started grinding from 6M after I spent 25M on the Black Friday. Now I got more than enough.

[spice inlet]

Am I the odd the one out for not spending a single penny on lock-on jammers yet...

[tame holly]

kinda ? i just don't find it very useful in public lobbies, mostly cuz most of the time u don't get griefed

[spice inlet]

The armored Paragon R you mean

[tame holly]

so its only on armored cars if i want to go pvp or a mk2 is harassing me

[spice inlet]

Probably also because I don't play in public lobbies at all. I always play with my crew

[split moon]

Paragon S.

[tame holly]

i would say public are fun chaotic sometimes, but its prob worse on pc than consoles

[spice inlet]

It is....

I just don't want to get hacked and end up getting my account banned for no reason whatsoever.

I always always find a level 8000 player with a try hard outfit in public lobbies

Definitely a modder

[tame holly]

well its still there on consoles

rp glitched and modded accounts do exist here its not exclusive to pc

[split moon]

Its literally impossible to be level 8000 without cheats or some form of exploit

[tame holly]

(most of the time its not 8k but 7982 for some reason, maybe to bypass the ban waves ?)

[split moon]

Even 3-4k is a stretch

[spice inlet]

I've seen an awful lot of 8000s

[tame holly]

iirc i'm around lvl 400 on my character rn

[spice inlet]

I'm 201

[hollow owl]

Im 470 or smth

I was 466

[tame holly]

that's where i'm at rn

[lucid lake]

I would have a bit over 20 mil if I didn't get distracted by the cop cars

[tame holly]

i have no reason for cops cars since they aren't available in random races (i do have 3 cops vehicles)

gauntlet, greenwood and the constant pop-up one

[still bobcat]

thats just the max rank, 2.147 bil rp

[silk shuttle]

[still bobcat]

:)

[tame holly]

32M is legit the most money i ever had at one point since i started

(previous peak was 30ish M before i reset my character)

[still bobcat]

im going to give $360 million dollars to prix luxury real estate and michael

[silk shuttle]

actually 8000 is 1.8 bil

they went for 8000 because 9000 would be over 2.1 bil (allegedly)

[woeful needle]

Is that rdr colour scheme?

[tame holly]

idk its just the default look on social club

[tame holly]

i also spent a lot of it while trying to get all sedans available in random races

(still need minimus, hardy and glendale custom)

[still bobcat]

wait why do these look different

mine looks like im 1 rp from ranking up but im not

[nocturne fossil]

rank shown after completing the mission vs the actual rank could differ

[still bobcat]

nah i was like half way in rank

[nocturne fossil]

then why did u say your a RP away from ranking up

[still bobcat]

thats what this implies

jetso's rank has a progress bar, mine looks filled up

[nocturne fossil]

oh ur talking about that picture

[still bobcat]

ye ye

[spiral lichen]

OMG WHATTTT BRUHH I HAVENT EVEN GOT MY MONEY UP YET 😭😭😭💔🥹

[spiral lichen]

omg nooo i want to play to follow traffic rules 🥹

[silk shuttle]

don't tell em that tomorrow is not the 10th

[fierce mason]

THEN START MAKING MONEY

[spice inlet]

I have 2x and imma try to do a few Ms more before the dlc drops

[tame holly]

i can't play until thursday anyway, so that will be my money when dlc launches

[spice inlet]

should be enough for a mansion

[tame holly]

oh yeah def, there is a reason i didn't get those last 3 sedans

[untold dock]

guys i don't think i can afford a mansion

[lost lily]

Do 115 fleeca. Easy 20M

[untold dock]

fleeca hack is too hard

[spiral lichen]

ITS BORING SOLOUGHHH

[nocturne fossil]

i hate the fleeca puzzle so much

[lost lily]

Ask kotik to carry u

[nocturne fossil]

i usually get it done but the paranoia of messing up

messing up means full restart for elite

and also have the go by the edge and more turns to fail

[lost lily]

Fleeca elite is the hardest out of all the heists

[nocturne fossil]

for me its prison break xd

[tame holly]

i heard prison break required good cop spawn rng for the escape

[nocturne fossil]

fleeca might be the hardest elite if the time goal is 4.30min

[nocturne fossil]

there are others tricks for that

[tame holly]

i only did elite on pac standard for og

[lost lily]

Pb elite is not hard cuz you can take your sweet ass time to place mines plus demo glitch

[nocturne fossil]

the teammates i play with half the time are not that good

[tame holly]

that would make exit a lot faster, didn't think of that

[nocturne fossil]

they dont place mines and stutter around with rashkov

they dont wall climb over instead go around the prison and come out xd

[tame holly]

tbf i am struggling rn to find competent teammates for human labs elite

[lost lily]

I mean you're not getting fleeca elite also with not that good players

[nocturne fossil]

if i play with coras friends its a pretty easy run

[tame holly]

i'm not scared of fleeca really (maybe damage but that SHOULD be fine), i'm a decent driver and know the routes

[lost lily]

We helped a low level yesterday with that and from del perro 😎

[nocturne fossil]

your right but my point is its easier to help some get the t-shirt for fleeca compared to prison break

its gonna take a bunch of restarts

but wont need to much explaining compared to prison

[tame holly]

damn, the lfg i found didn't use scuba gear as ground team and never did the heist

i did say explicitly to not join if they didn't know how to get elite

[lost lily]

This #gta-online-mk2 message

[nocturne fossil]

some people dont know what elite means so they just join

i ask for their level too

[tame holly]

hol up lemme find how i worded it exactly

"Need 3 for humane labs elite, NEED TO BE GOOD AT IT"
That was my last request about it

first one was this :
"Need 2 for humane labs finale, needs to know how to do elite"

(that was in may or smth like that btw)

[lost lily]

There's only a handful of guys i've seen good with og heists on console

[nocturne fossil]

PC has quite alot never seen console much

[tame holly]

yup i got lucky for pac standard, didn't get as lucky for humane

[nocturne fossil]

when i first started i got most of the elites easily but prison was hard with randoms xd

same result with lfg ones too

[tame holly]

maybe i'll have more luck with the crew, but there is almost no one in there anyway

(on ps5)

[nocturne fossil]

i helped a bunch of groups do elite so u just need to invite em to a group seperately and explain each the process

[lost lily]

You could ask beatendown for help if u can ignore his toxicity

[tame holly]

oh yeah i did this, either it was people lying to me that they knew how to do it, or people who were like : "scuba suit is useless its only a few seconds gained"

[nocturne fossil]

blame them a bit and get their attention

and then teach them

[tame holly]

• i am ground team always cuz its the one that needs to be fast properly so i'm good on that front if the 2nd one actually plays the game and has a scuba suit

[nocturne fossil]

like passive aggressive not literally be toxic xd

[tame holly]

i just need chopper team to not take damage and actually go to the beach before we exit

[nocturne fossil]

with humane labs i always prefer chopper or gunner for reasons....

but ive warped out of humane labs as GT a few times but its fps specific

pc has its norms

[tame holly]

i am on console so since its some fps shenaningans i can't really do it

[nocturne fossil]

there is a way to merge the heavy armour with the scuba suit

u can remove that armour while gaining the benefits of it and run past enemies

and u have the scuba so u can swim faster too

[tame holly]

tbf that wasn't really an issue for me, assault shotgun go brr, i just need a teammate to actually play and do it properly

[nocturne fossil]

same this i what i mostly did

[nocturne fossil]

my point was every second matters with lfg peeps so the best u could do is doing ur role fast

[lost lily]

Ultimate outfit for heists and pvp
#gta-online-mk2 message

[tame holly]

i'll need to see how to do it on my side, but it should be fine

[nocturne fossil]

should be do-able

[still bobcat]

can u not view other peoples profiles anymore?

[lost lily]

No

[tame holly]

yeah that will probably be in my heavy outfit spot that i use for heists with randos normally if they let players outfit on

since it fits that role

(scuba suit slot will just be another outift)

[nocturne fossil]

oh yeah free slot for something else

more suits xd

[whole spruce]

going into first person and driving like a normal human w music 🥀

[nocturne fossil]

that seems very inhumane

i thought running over npcs and smashing through lightpoles and cutting traffic was normal

[lost lily]

I haven't seen car interior in ages cuz i use vehicle hood camera

[nocturne fossil]

i only use that while using scramjet

does it server any use for other cars?

[lost lily]

You can look directly up. Helps in both pvp and pve

[nocturne fossil]

oh yea forgot

i use to have it for the RC tank too

[lost lily]

Vigi's hood too long. Can't see shit
#gta-online-mk2 message

[spiral lichen]

GUYSXWHATS RHE YACHT LIRE D DAY THING

HOW OD U MAKE MILLIONS

[hollow owl]

You jump from a helicopter onto the yacht

And the dude kills himself

[fierce mason]

prison break with randoms

[nocturne fossil]

"velum has been destroyed"

"Gilbert69 died"

[lost lily]

[spiral lichen]

HOW SO I SOIT

[static smelt]

I thought he learned his lesson but he just can't stop clickbaiting

[west stirrup]

No it’s real

[thick rose]

I got a duffel bag outfit

[spiral lichen]

he’s so cringe lmao his videos get no views now

he used to get millions of views years back

he was like the top gta youtuber

at the time

bc he just click baited like crazy

[thick rose]

That's why I avoided big GTA ytubers

[sage river]

@spiral lichen i finished the shooting range challenges from the bunker on a controller 🥹

[thick rose]

Like the plague

[sage river]

that shit was brutal what the hellll

[thick rose]

I only trust gtaseries

No bs

[sage river]

the rewards are so minimal lol

extra slots is good ig???

but god i suffered with that 😭

[thick rose]

Joesmo67 alerted the guards

Deliver emp be like

[still bobcat]

doing more d-day for michel

[spiral lichen]

PERIODDD

YALL I CANT WAIT TO PLAY

[sage river]

was sweating a little irl i had to take a shower again

😭

that was intense especially the mg challenge like tf???

time is tight af

[olive lotus]

Any idea what new cars are gonna be in the new update?

[west stirrup]

We know of 6 now i believe

[lucid lake]

We already know a few

[olive lotus]

Oh alr

[west stirrup]

Dunno the names of course but ik the real life names

[lucid lake]

We know the name of the GT Mark IV knockoff

[still bobcat]

Vapid FMJ MK V

[peak burrow]

i dont know if people are that bad to new players or battleye is bullying me

[tame holly]

also the porsche mission X will def be a pfister
I'm calling it rn, it will be the pfister neon gtr

[hollow owl]

Yeah it basically is

[lucid lake]

Is that what it was based on

[untold dock]

no

mission r

[peak burrow]

i finally decided to download enchanced but i keep getting votekicked lmao

[still bobcat]

ive only had 1 time in the last 3 weeks where somebody tried to votekick me

[hollow owl]

So why did my JP get reset but not urs

[still bobcat]

if u switch lobbies it disappears

[hollow owl]

All I was doing was Bon Voyage

[still bobcat]

ive just hosted 28 of these in a row

[livid agate]

next goal 42069

[still bobcat]

we're just watching youtube together so we dont care about the time spent in

[peak burrow]

i got 2 votekicks in 10 mins

[hollow owl]

Very familiar number

almost like it's in my username untraceable69420

[twin drum]

that's not 25k

why did you do that to me, bear

[steep ether]

If you ever feel useless, remember the lucky wheel has a prize of 2k rp

[plucky burrow]

How to get money

Oh right

[opal rock]

2k rp is better than a pack of Ps & Qs

[plucky burrow]

Did they give the 1m from like 2 weeks ago

I forgot to log in

[opal rock]

Yes you would’ve got it within 72hrs of completing the missions

[plucky burrow]

But I completed the the missions

2 weeks ago

[plucky burrow]

If I didn't get a money you will give me a cayo

😊

[opal rock]

You could just ahve a Cayo anyway

[plucky burrow]

You're so generous

No muneh

Rockstar so rude

[burnt maple]

Ducky

[still bobcat]

michael

[alpine basin]

Michael de

Im starting to think michael is santa

why else would he be appearing, in december, when snow is about to show up

[west stirrup]

Navigating the clubhouse contract menu can be so irksome

[opal rock]

@plucky burrow you want Cayo then?

I can fire up the old girl

[plucky burrow]

I'm doing yacht missions rn

[opal rock]

Oh not good enough for you ok

[plucky burrow]

Then I sleep

[west stirrup]

@still bobcat You're pressuring me mate

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

Constant invites while prepping

[still bobcat]

Come stand on my yacht, Peter

[west stirrup]

Ugh

[still bobcat]

I think I was hitting invite all soz

[west stirrup]

Fine i'll join in 5 minutes

[sleek prism]

what you guys doing in gtao

I was 13 days offline

[craggy mica]

seriously

🤬

[sleek prism]

yeah.. moving sucks

[untold dock]

@sleek prism og heist

[sleek prism]

now?