gta-online-mk2

[gray parcel]

in terms of player interaction

[eternal saffron]

i just remember how many ppl (including myself) were hyped for Yusuf Amir until we found out just how little involvement he actually had in the Scrapyard

[gray parcel]

i think he's as involved as a business npc can get

lot of voice lines anyway

[steep ether]

That pay 12k

[opal rock]

The cash carts would indicate some sort of robbery taking place

Whether it’s as a heist or a raid is anyone’s guess

Some of the stuff Michael says in the trailer like needing to lay low for a while makes me envisage something more than just contact missions

[eternal saffron]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I have a feeling the cheapest mansion is going to be Devin Weston’s

And I don’t want that one

[still bobcat]

So dont buy that one

[eternal saffron]

Yeah and the rest is probably gonna cost above 30 million

[still bobcat]

I hope thats not the most expensive one cause I always get the most expensive

[opal rock]

So the mansion is gonna have MCT

Seems a bit pointless

[split moon]

If they all have the same or very similar interiors I'll just get whichever one is in the best location

[opal rock]

The vault seems a bit ott

Sounds like they’re all gonna have the same interior

Just different location to choose from

[daring bobcat]

3 interiors to choose from

[opal rock]

They’ve listed the rooms on the website not gonna be anything different

3 interior styles

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/mansions

Shows you it all here

[split moon]

not different though. Its just the same faux differences they provide for some of the other building interior customizations. Change some wallpaper and furniture style and call it a new interior

[daring bobcat]

interesting

[split moon]

basically just means I'll be shopping by location since the location isn't determinate of anything else

[sleek prism]

So mansion has gym equipment.. can we finally get bigger muscles

[hollow owl]

The 3 A.I voices are cool

I wanna know the 3rd one

[west stirrup]

Watch it be clifford

[west stirrup]

I thought we only heard one

[hollow owl]

It better be

Nope

2 of the 3 AI names, Angel and Haviland

[split moon]

angel

is this gonna be a cyberpunk moment

[hollow owl]

I like the name Angel icl

I'm glad they released the actual trailer though

I'm very surprised the woman from the mz cutscene isn't in it afaik

[west stirrup]

They're gonna be dolls

arent they

[opal rock]

Dolls

[split moon]

Its not what you think

[west stirrup]

Pretty much

[split moon]

err, well

[hollow owl]

Okay so I don't get 🎉

[split moon]

ok yeah it kinda is

but also no

[west stirrup]

i havent played cyberphone in a while

[hollow owl]

Never played it

[west stirrup]

Hmm?

[hollow owl]

Surprisingly

[split moon]

I said cyberpunk moment because of that one moment where every single player got baited by the names of the dolls during that one main quest

and I thought "doll" would give the wrong impression, but honestly it isn't that inaccurate either

[west stirrup]

Well they look like futuristic dolls in cyberphone

[split moon]

cyberphone

[west stirrup]

Jis

[split moon]

[west stirrup]

Sorry its the eyes

[split moon]

well thats what you get for lasiking your eyeballs

[west stirrup]

[split moon]

lasers dont belong in eyes!!!

[hollow owl]

Tell Homelander that

Or however he is spelt

Never watched him

[woeful needle]

Hot take: tgg has adhd

Watch his explanation of the new dlc

[potent niche]

Hmm ? The one who did the dirty on dark viper au during his thing with his wife?

[daring bobcat]

TGG is alot and DVAU does not care

[potent niche]

I like vipers weekly update videos

[woeful needle]

Me and viper are both Australia so blood gotta respect blood

Also he got 6 things wrong

[twin drum]

I can really do without the ad, thanks

[woeful needle]

Nah it was more a diss on him than an add

[twin drum]

"go watch him"

ad

[woeful needle]

“Hot take: tgg has adhd” the new dlc explanation gives context to what im saying

[fast bridge]

He definitely does

[daring bobcat]

this chat is sponsored by DarkViperAU!

[woeful needle]

Yeah nah i dont like tgg

[split moon]

Hell yeah

[fast bridge]

Both of them are bad

[woeful needle]

As a speed runner viper gets respect

[fast bridge]

The only respect he gets

[woeful needle]

He’s found so much weird shit with the mechanics

There are glitches we know only because of the speed run community and people like him

“What if I use a bike to fly across the whole lake”

[twin drum]

that's the case for pretty much every game

[potent niche]

What he did to matto on his date with his wife was wrong

[woeful needle]

Theres a whole iceberg but this isn’t the chat for that

[daring bobcat]

"Oh, its in the career bonus? I dont care about that!" - dvau

[potent niche]

I know bits of it

[woeful needle]

Do you know that he’s not partnered with rockstar

[potent niche]

There’s a cougar in game? He is partners with him

[daring bobcat]

he is also a voice actor in GTA 6

[woeful needle]

Nah he follows someone who’s partnered and uses him for game info

He doesn’t get “the emails”

[potent niche]

Da receipts

[woeful needle]

Yep

[potent niche]

Hey do you believe that 1 mansions will cost more then 20 mill?

[daring bobcat]

I bet micheal mentions Jimmy working for us

[woeful needle]

Base 10 million with LOTS of upgrades

[potent niche]

The kid got a j word?

[woeful needle]

Jimmy is at the arcade

[potent niche]

Is this any related ?

[daring bobcat]

yes, our arcade, that we pay the staff, including Jimmy

[potent niche]

If so giving 20 mill out, that’s A lot and must be the mid tier mansion then

[woeful needle]

That is the most scam looking thing I have ever seen

“Reply with your rockstar id and password”

They would never ask for that

Lemme check my email I’ll have that if it’s real

[hollow owl]

Idk where u got password from

Ik my eye sight is ass

[potent niche]

It’s from Tez

[woeful needle]

I was caught up in the moment

[hollow owl]

Tez is one i trust

[potent niche]

I’ll do the research from the post

[woeful needle]

If I have that email it’s real because it’s long time players

[hollow owl]

So imma believe it

[woeful needle]

And I’m like the longest time player

[potent niche]

The guy tagged in post is like little to no followers no posts

[woeful needle]

Yeah I’ll say 100% rockstar would not do it that way

And I didn’t get any email like that

[potent niche]

I’ll send you the post link?

[woeful needle]

If they wanted to do the lump sum we would get it in our load screen

[potent niche]

Do your own research

[woeful needle]

Ok yeah

20m as a lump sum. Rockstar would do 2-5 million

[potent niche]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/1997004036050940230?s=46&t=agczAUbo5rTE22LvUBk1HQ

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Rockstar is giving out GTA$20 million to fan creators for their first luxury property.

Credit: @papaxan

#GTAOnline

X · Dec 5, 2025, 6:03 PM

[woeful needle]

Thank you I’ll get back to you

[hollow owl]

The reddit acc he linked below shows the guys legit probably

[woeful needle]

All im saying is it looks more like a views abit

[potent niche]

R* wouldn’t drop 20 mill casually

[woeful needle]

Very much so

Gtas community is known for click baiting

And false leaks

Hell I watched tggs video and he still got things wrong

And he was watching the full release video

[hollow owl]

DCA is my go to ytber

[potent niche]

How much did he get wrong?

Let me guess, assumes there’s a heist

[woeful needle]

I believe that’s servers with that mini computer is inside the cab custom

He called it the second master control terminal

[woeful needle]

He was right on that theres no heist

There will be contracts like autoshop or garment factory

[versed lintel]

Mansion having a MCT doesn't seem a far fetched idea

[west stirrup]

Well i mean we dunno that yet exactly

[west stirrup]

It does have one

[versed lintel]

Since it said the AI concierge handles business or smth

[woeful needle]

The cab custom is a civilian version of the MOC

AI is also another peice of clifford (anyone following that story)

[versed lintel]

I haven't seen a cab custom

[woeful needle]

It was in leaks with the 4 cars

[versed lintel]

So idk shit the only thing ik is i got 127mil and I'll blow it all if necessary

Yea I haven't seen leaks

[woeful needle]

About 30 million should cover the whole dlc

[versed lintel]

I'm too busy in fallout 4

[woeful needle]

Nah it’s good

The mansion will basically encompass a peice of every other DLC

[potent niche]

70 /80 for cars + upgrades

[versed lintel]

It's not like I have to make strategy like CMM

[woeful needle]

Nah most people who make strategies over think it

[versed lintel]

Problem is I'm not

Only language I'm gonna speak on dec 10 is money

[woeful needle]

Correct

[versed lintel]

And play old peace on warframe

[woeful needle]

Loved war frames story

[nova comet]

What did i miss ?

At least not Clifford 2.0
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Prix_Luxury_AI_Concierge

[woeful needle]

It’s part of Clifford

So after doomsday Clifford’s AI hardware was split different parts went to different members of our team

1 part is in the terabyte, 1 Part was sold to Duggans, 1 parts in mansions and I think 1 parts in the ceo

[fierce mason]

Rockstar actually fucking did it

THE UPDAYE WILL BE AMAZIMG!!!!

[steep ether]

Where did you get that from

[woeful needle]

theres a thing thats followed after doomsday

[broken musk]

I lost my Imani off the radar for this- but it was definitely worth it

[steep ether]

But no one said that AI is clifford

[broken musk]

It’s Clifford 2.0 stop denying it

[woeful needle]

so after doomsday it was shown that duggans took a PART of clifford

and its geotracking ability is the same as the tool in the terrabyte

[steep ether]

Still there's no confirmation that the mansion AI is clifford

We live in the AI age lol

More like AI bubble age but still

[woeful needle]

if its devon westons house it will be

[nova comet]

Yeah after Avon's Death

[forest jackal]

karma

[steep ether]

How much bigger than the cargobob is the iron mule?

Also, how much better is it? Can it carry something like a tank with no issues?

[alpine basin]

If you want to give me a moment, I did a comparison between the cargobob, skylift, and Dh-7 Iron mule a bit ago along with a ton of test

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Do not threaten jolly

you cant even fly the helicopter to begin with

[tidal yew]

Ehhh I never did!!!!!!

[tidal yew]

N I can

[tidal yew]

Says the person who doesn't know how to aim

[fierce mason]

i can aim
ask echo and rumi in community chat

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

a few comparisons for it, its quite capable

[fierce mason]

anyways @tidal yew
have you seen the trailer

Its amazing

[steep ether]

Thanks!

Damn it's pretty big

(That's what she said)

[alpine basin]

[steep ether]

I miiiiiight buy it in the future but not any time soon. I have a cargobob jetsam and it's fun to steal people's cars and throw them in the ocean but i barely ever do it anyway so

[fierce mason]

from experience
do not buy iron mule

so many times i am trying to complete the objective and iron mule cant pick it up

[alpine basin]

prolly because you are using it wrong goofball

helpful in stuff like setups and sales mainly for bunker

like my 3rd favorite helicopter

[fierce mason]

didnt get the chance to try it but i can tell from modern dlcs that it often doesnt work

[gray parcel]

iron mule is peak

[alpine basin]

True

[eternal saffron]

number 1 is going to be most expensive

it’s the best location

[gray parcel]

i like 2 but i'm a del perro boy all the way

[tidal yew]

Old Michael

[tidal yew]

[steep ether]

Does anyone use the big scoop in the acid lab?

Is it good?

[tidal yew]

Never used acid lab in the first place

[split moon]

lol yes, its very good

[tidal yew]

Don't even remember if I have any

[split moon]

xD

[silent ravine]

😭

Lmao

[fierce mason]

I am 100% sure that i am gonna go out of my way to get 10 extra million somehow

[steep ether]

I tried it today, best 300k i've ever spent lmao

[steep ether]

When your character has schizophrenia

Or he has 6 imaginary friends

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

bro streaming in portrait mode and using only 1/3 of the area

[bitter flicker]

I'm late to the party , finally witness protection guy in online

[tidal yew]

Big goals

[bitter flicker]

Ah yes , another AI assistant
surely this one won't start another nuclear war

[stoic sage]

Leggo

[rancid parcel]

I can finally actually retire

||I won't until I filled the mansion garage with more opp mk2||

[stoic sage]

Gg

[rancid parcel]

I'm not letting that stupid bear beat me

[bitter flicker]

you're gonna grind until GTA7 if it's like 50 car garage lol

[burnt maple]

Why you like mk2 suppressor

[rancid parcel]

I can probably put on 20 immediately and grind for more

Would be easy if I go all out

[bitter flicker]

[rancid parcel]

Not that much

That's everything out not all out

[burnt maple]

Gta +

[woeful needle]

send me link rn

got my subscription for white screen

[nocturne fossil]

chat seems to be coolen off hours later xd

[woeful needle]

valid

[rancid parcel]

/clam

[radiant loom]

guys are the mansion missions replayable

[burnt maple]

How the f would we know

[storm nimbus]

If you mean the New Listings ones, yes

[spiral lichen]

guys i was playing gta last night

and it’s actually so like smooth and high quality

i noticed my games felt choppy even if i was playing at high fps, so i changed my monitor settings, something from ‘basic’ to ‘extended’ and i think it made like the refresh rate or something way smoother like it’s like perfect i love it sm

and when u cap ur fps games look so much smoother

[tidal yew]

[silent ravine]

Ok

[tidal yew]

Warzone?

[silent ravine]

Not rn

[tidal yew]

[silent ravine]

Grinding the salvage yard robberies

[tidal yew]

Alr

[nocturne fossil]

we about to get the dlc ina few days and yall are super quiet rn

chat REVIVE!!!!

we should run around in circles and panick or yap about how exicting or underwhelming the dlc will be

i was too busy when chat was active earlier

[spiral lichen]

Thank you!!

[spice inlet]

Cap at what, 120?

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

What

What command is that

[oak wraith]

There's a thing where if you link your rsc account and your discord account you get 500k

[plucky burrow]

/calm

Now where my money

[tidal yew]

/clam

What's calm?

[tame holly]

something that gta tryhards don't know about

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

yess, that’s the max cap in the game too it makes sense, because i tested it out if it’s uncapped my game gets those weird like, almost ghost-like frames ? it’s like it’s trying to render more than it can so it looks unsmooth, but when u cap it to 120 (what the game can max handle) it looks perfectly smooth when u turn the camera all the way around with no jitters or glitches

because i’m so stupid i used to use the amd software and make my minimum and maximum fps 180 and wondered for months why the game looked so bad for me 😭

i mean someone told me to do that i don’t remember who but it’s pretty silly when u consider that the game can only handle 120fps

[spice inlet]

nice, so for 120 we need a monitor with 120 fps right, like ghz

[still bobcat]

no just hz

ghz would be like 12000 fps

[spice inlet]

congrats for level 1000 though!

[still bobcat]

thx

[spice inlet]

ah

[tame holly]

way more actually 1 Ghz is 1 billion hertz

[spiral lichen]

yeah hz is basically fps don’t listen to anyone who claim otherwise

[spice inlet]

got you

[west stirrup]

I can see rockstar announcing a GTA IV remaster of some sort on the 9th

Considering they are releasing (from what i can tell) 2 cars from GTA IV

Which likely means that the remaster will have gta5 graphics

[radiant loom]

Gng warm take

But Michael coming to GTA online might be the best thing that has ever happened to this game since The diamond casino

[radiant loom]

wait WHAT CARS

Please the Turismo

Or whatever that Ferrari is called

[west stirrup]

Uh

In the trailer

[radiant loom]

Ok ik the BMW

But what's the other car

Hope it's this

[west stirrup]

This is a maaaybe

The old coquette but the rear looks off

And it’s probably a 308 ferrari

[radiant loom]

Insert fridge gif

[west stirrup]

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

What.

[spiral lichen]

never lol

they don’t have time for that

or if anything it’ll be outsourced

some random indie company will do the remaster, like the rdr1 one

but since rockstar already announced rdr1 re re release not too long ago i doubt they’ll be announcing anything else this year

they’re probably saving any more releases till next spring

[covert atlas]

Can’t wait for GTA 5 online remaster in 20 years

[sleek prism]

How many times you did D-Day? :D

[still bobcat]

uh

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

maybe 700

[sturdy tapir]

helo

[sleek prism]

Crazy

[autumn epoch]

wait hold on

is that an e36

the IV Sentinel?

[covert atlas]

Give it HSW‼️

[hollow owl]

They probably will

[autumn epoch]

please make it a tuner please make it a tuner please make it a tuner

[covert atlas]

Rockstar will somehow make it bottom tier

[hollow owl]

DCA has some good guesses on what these cars might be
https://youtu.be/F77oqQjhWmI?si=evAsMxvcU6efcKre

[broken musk]

@midnight rover I’ve spent 1.6 billion dollars in GTAO, do you think your company could finally give me the centurion shark card?

[broken musk]

Also I’m finally going to steal Rubios panther

[midnight rover]

Megadolon is best shark card available

[broken musk]

[midnight rover]

Rockstar should give some in-game clothing from buying shark card though

I want my Shark clothing

[broken musk]

Give rockstar branded clothing

Or shark branded clothing

I’d buy more shark cards for that

[woeful needle]

Yes

[woeful needle]

Actually a good explanation not gonna lie

[hollow owl]

[woeful needle]

Im pretty sure dca is actually a partnered creator though

[hollow owl]

DCA the real one

Don't think so idk though

[woeful needle]

So he’ll get “the email”

Some creators will get prerelease emails so they can advertise updates

It will have some explanations of what features will be there

And a short video of what stuff is made by rockstar themselves

[silent portal]

cant believe im saying this but

fallout 76 really got this sort of thing on lock and rockstar really missed out on the in-game branding mark

they tried once with that ecola vs sprunk shit and never did it again

[spiral lichen]

you buy shark cards?…

[midnight rover]

I have yes

[daring bobcat]

I did when I was like 14

[tame holly]

No shark card and no GTA + here

[daring bobcat]

good for you

[west stirrup]

I buy shark cards when i get my monthly tip bonus

[daring bobcat]

🤮

[spiral lichen]

no way…. this is blasphemous omg

[west stirrup]

Problem?

[hollow owl]

I hope a shark eats your card

[spiral lichen]

i remember my friend got the 500k shark card and i was like bruh

😭

[hollow owl]

So you can't buy shark cards

[spiral lichen]

all to customise their elegy retro custom… 💔

[daring bobcat]

you could get that in like 10 mins right now

[spiral lichen]

i feel like gta+ is more understandable than shark cards, u can play the whole rockstar library with that

and it’s like what £5 a month?

[spiral lichen]

not even 10 i fear like

😭

but back then (2017) making money was like impossible

[midnight rover]

I remember when I bought Lazer with shark card in 2014 or 2015

[tame holly]

Oh yeah im just not very interested in those types of games, i m more of a platformer and racer kinda guy

[spiral lichen]

especially if ur young and bad at heists lmao

now it’s super ez

i used to live off of money glitches and apartments heists back then

[spiral lichen]

yeah that’s fine

[spiral lichen]

wtf

bruh

isn’t that like 8 million

😭

[west stirrup]

Wasn’t it available much later?

I thought it was when hangars released

[midnight rover]

Might be that it was Hydra then

I think Hydra as it came with heist update

[west stirrup]

So you “overbought”

[sturdy tapir]

@midnight rover did i fish you out?

[broken musk]

[sturdy tapir]

Uh guys i think I fished shark out

[midnight rover]

[sturdy tapir]

Now where will i put you i think in the lake

[midnight rover]

Good

[west stirrup]

When will the 5x yacht thing end

I assume Wednesday

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

900

[river trench]

Got bored af of that D day mission
But anyway i made like 4 mil till now

[spice inlet]

@sleek prism your trophy cabinet will be full now.

[fossil dagger]

How long did that take

[lost lily]

improvement but still pretty off

[river trench]

Made around 1-1.2mil in an hour or so

[sleek prism]

[woeful needle]

No it’s right this time lol

[lost lily]

how tf arcade makes less than agency?

[woeful needle]

Agency is based on back to back Franklin/pay phone hits not Dre

Dre makes 700k an hour and not worth putting on the list

[lost lily]

lol you wont come close to making the money u can make with casino heist

by doing those payphone hits

[woeful needle]

10 pay phone hits while contract+ 10 Franklin contracts is 900k

I do that daily

You can do all 20 in an hour

Casino with cool-downs is 1.5 hours like all heists

[lost lily]

means 3 min avg per mission lol

[woeful needle]

Which detrements its payout

[woeful needle]

Yeah

Have you done the missions?

[lost lily]

post a vid. i wanna see u do 20 missions in 1 hour

and the payphone hits have 10 min cooldown so not sure how u can spam them

[woeful needle]

5 minute

So Franklin, payphone, Franklin, payphone, Franklin, payphone, Franklin payphone.

Account special plus is 60k per mission

[lost lily]

5 min is for security contract. payphone hits is 10 min

so not sure how you can avg 3 min per mission

[woeful needle]

3 and 5

Remember I do this daily

[lost lily]

doesn't mean shit. post a vid or didn't happen

[woeful needle]

Lmao ok I’ll do recording later but no get all but hurt you want there are (mostly) tested

Ok I don’t account bonuses or glitch which changes it abit

But it’s a fairly accurate list

[fierce mason]

@spiral lichen
A little dumb cat who failing to catch a mouse told me you required help with something yesterday and i was avaliable today

[woeful needle]

Highest payout =/= highest pay

[lost lily]

spam the missions non stop averaging 3 min per mission when one of them has 10 min cooldown. maths fail

[woeful needle]

5 minute cool-downs

[lost lily]

payphone hits are 10 min

[woeful needle]

Do you do these missions?

[lost lily]

way more than u can ever do

[fierce mason]

I am pretty sure these missions take a little longer than usual

[woeful needle]

Im upto 1100 completed contracts

[lost lily]

even if u say 5 min cooldown (which is wrong) u still can't average 3 min per mission and spam them. literally impossible

[woeful needle]

So you account for the special plus missions? That are 60k each?

Like I get why your mad but it’s also funny

[lost lily]

no cuz you're full of shit

[woeful needle]

Nah I’ve tested all my shit

I got literal spreadsheets

[lost lily]

could literally do a dre contract and make 1.05M instead of this stupid shit

[woeful needle]

And notebooks

[woeful needle]

Yep in 1.5 hours

[lost lily]

lol

especially now when u can skip cutscences

[woeful needle]

Yeah in 1.5 hours

[lost lily]

that's why your estimates are way off for cayo, casino and dre

[woeful needle]

It’s not unrealistic to account cool-downs (which I do for contracts too)

The contract side is about 550k and the payphone hits is about 350k

[spiral lichen]

i don’t remember sorry 😭

[woeful needle]

If we went the glitch route Cayo make 8million/hr

[lost lily]

nobody is talking about glitches

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
You need to be quick with these msgs my guy
She already forgot

[woeful needle]

Yeah so no those numbers are accurate

Casino is based on cuts

Cayo based on cuts too

[lost lily]

for u cuz you're prolly bad in cayo, casino and dre

[spiral lichen]

LMFAOOOO she but yea

[woeful needle]

No because they take 1.5 hours then I take out the cuts

[lost lily]

that's the problem. they dont take 1.5 hours

[fierce mason]

Remind me when he in the game so i can orb strike him

[woeful needle]

So Cayo is 1.2-1.6m with cuts, casino is 1.2-1.4 after cuts, Dre is 1 million flat

Dre is 1 million flat

[spiral lichen]

omggg can u inv me when u do pls 🥹

[woeful needle]

45 minutes plus cool-downs

[fierce mason]

Sure
When in 30 years if both of us play together XD

[lost lily]

and hangar 350k/hour? easily 1M/hour after the buff

[woeful needle]

Can you completely fill the hanger in 1 hour?

[lost lily]

it's money/hour

[fierce mason]

Um
Not an expert but it takes a long of time

[woeful needle]

Yes

[woeful needle]

Yeah I know that’s why I have 350k and not 1m

It’s like the nightclub is 170k not 2.5 million

[autumn epoch]

more drift tunes and hsw upgrades, we might be eating good on this one

[fierce mason]

unfournatley no new planes

[autumn epoch]

true

gta+ members get exclusive perks with the mansion? cool

not enough to give cockstar money though

[lost lily]

take around 4 hours for hangar fill then sell in public is 4.2M after the buff
so that's more than 1M/hour

[fierce mason]

[woeful needle]

Ok to be fair had not tested the buff

[autumn epoch]

lock-on jammer for non-weaponized aircraft

[woeful needle]

So when you guys bring that stuff i can update that

[woeful needle]

Bezra don’t need that

Bezra just zooms

[autumn epoch]

i can promise you that if i bought the plane right now and went to a public session, a mosquito or a raiju abuser would shoot it down in 30 minutes

[woeful needle]

I have one it’s my personal transfer to sandyshores jet

At altitude it’s so smooth

[swift merlin]

If I can’t trade in the FIFTY EIGHT MILLION houses I’ve got before they added more than 10 car storage I’ll explode

back in my day the limit to how many cars you could have was how many you could fit into the property limit

[fierce mason]

My guy
Ill be more pissed if the mansion costed mroe than 20 mil

Aah
What if it did
Ill need to grind to 30 million ASAP

[swift merlin]

Seeming as every car I did have quite nicely sandwiched into what became the office garage, eclipse garage and a few others like the auto shop

I have no need for the huge amount of flats all over the map

[fierce mason]

Irrelevant

I need mansion

I NEED THE MANSION
FOR MICHAEL!!!

[zenith olive]

Buh sign-in issue can't login character 1, sometimes can't load from server
Reinstalling should fix right?

Already tried SC delete and profile delete

[daring bobcat]

Just keep doing d-day all day

[fierce mason]

What d-day again?

i know ww2 one

i mean the gta one

[daring bobcat]

The super yacht mission

[fierce mason]

so who has a yacht and shit ton of free time?

[lost lily]

@woeful needle 10 min

[woeful needle]

usually i see 5

[lost lily]

lol

[woeful needle]

yeah but no like i said i take new information if im missing it

[fierce mason]

wait do you need yacht for super mission

[daring bobcat]

for hosting them yes, but you can join someone else

[fierce mason]

is the 4x still on the yachts?

[daring bobcat]

its 5x and yes

[untold dock]

cheaters feel more prominent in the last couple of days

[fierce mason]

...
how much money can i make from these guys again?

[daring bobcat]

about 1.2 mil per hour

[fierce mason]

Okay i go cheap yacht and break game

[lost lily]

vigijet

[daring bobcat]

you can upgrade to the best one for $1

[fierce mason]

you got my curiousity

i like to have the best of the best

[steep ether]

Which mission?

[daring bobcat]

D-Day

[steep ether]

Eh as good as it is for money i'd rather do heists, there's more variety in them

Instead of doing the same exact mission over and over

[fierce mason]

wait waht mission is d-day
the one where you defend yacht?

[daring bobcat]

no where you attack a yacht using a sub

[fierce mason]

I dont think i did that mission

[daring bobcat]

https://youtu.be/dFXPJkAkcp8?si=akTQghaVr0u9dkus

[tidal yew]

Dumb brain hers

[fierce mason]

Do not insult celestial like that
Have some manners

[tidal yew]

My bad

Lol eventually she'll forgot abt it

[fossil dagger]

Me after buying all 3 mansions fully maxed out and everything that's new on wednesday

[wintry ermine]

You think we gonna be able to buy more than 1 mansion?

It could be like the apartments tbh

[fossil dagger]

Hopefully so i can spend some damn money!

I'm too rich

[wintry ermine]

Where lester's heist can be done in any high end apartment

[lost lily]

dont think we'd be able to buy more than 1

[fossil dagger]

if they don't say anything about it I'm hoping we can buy all of them

[brittle hatch]

i hope we don't own the thing and we have to pay 2mil every 48min to keep access to the big house

[fossil dagger]

I'm fine with that

ty

[brittle hatch]

no problem and btw 2mil is the gta+ price for y'all poor people it's 25mil per minute

[wintry ermine]

2mil in daily bills is crazy

[fossil dagger]

even better suggestion

it takes 2m from us every 48 mins even when we aren't online

[still bobcat]

i want all 3

[brittle hatch]

you'll need more than one character for that

[fierce mason]

One is just enough for me

[fossil dagger]

the goats

Lmao

[craggy mica]

Ps5!?

[wintry ermine]

Indeed

[craggy mica]

U got it?

[wintry ermine]

Yep

[knotty briar]

so did people get banned for that sentinel glitch yet?

[still bobcat]

yes

[knotty briar]

lol sucks to suck for them

[untold dock]

avg cheater skull issue

if only people got banned for replay glitching too

[still bobcat]

my friend punched my hat off?

[untold dock]

why is this cropped picture of a hat on the floor so funny

[fierce mason]

For fuck sake
Why is this game just unnecessary lagging

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[still bobcat]

since when could u punch hats and glasses off other players

[fierce mason]

Not helping duck

[opal rock]

If you think about it on a deeper level I am

[spiral lichen]

get a load of this nerd

[covert atlas]

Still never understood the hatred for replay glitching

God forbid someone wants to make good money in the game without dedicating 5+ hours a day on it

[still bobcat]

cheated money inflates the prices

[nocturne fossil]

so you replay heists?

[covert atlas]

I don’t, no. But I’m not against people who do

[eternal saffron]

no

[covert atlas]

That’s more so on Rockstar for being assholes

[eternal saffron]

if this game wasn’t annoyingly boring to grind then nobody would feel an incentive to replay glitch

if you don’t want to then simply don’t do it

[covert atlas]

Even if you replay glitched it would still take like 100+ hours to earn everything in the game

Which is still a lot of time in a general sense

[fast bridge]

How much money does everyone have saved for the DLC?

[eternal saffron]

21 million because I only care about getting the mansion and a car to go inside of it

[nocturne fossil]

i have 60mil in just cash without replay

[eternal saffron]

So im gonna grind some more maybe later today

[covert atlas]

Over 800 mill somewhere around there

[fast bridge]

Nice

Mines almost double

[covert atlas]

Nice

[nocturne fossil]

thats 1.6bil?

[still bobcat]

$60mil for the initial release, dont mind doing a heist and a nightclub per week for dripfeed cars

im happy as long as i dont dip into my 300mil

though i might run some more d-day before then

[nocturne fossil]

iam in the 1.6bil to 1.7bil range but its split between characters

[spiral lichen]

literally lmfao such annoying puritans who don’t go outside think everyone wants to spend their entire days grinding MC businesses on gta online lmao. hilarious

[wintry ermine]

I do

[still bobcat]

although i will be happy if i can buy all 3 mansions and they're like 30 mil max each

[spiral lichen]

literally lmfao

[wintry ermine]

Most of my money was from cayo b2b

Cuz fuck grinding in this game

[spiral lichen]

imagine hating on replay glitches how sad do u have to be lmao

[wintry ermine]

I play for the cars

Not for the heists

[spiral lichen]

it’s like hating on ppl for 🏴‍☠️ sims 4 dlcs

just weird boot licking big corporations who don’t gaf abt your ass

[wintry ermine]

Sure its fun to have the achievements and I'll do career progress

But to make money and buy the things I want I'll just resort to glitches

I couldn't give a single fuck about owning money even

[spiral lichen]

yeah there’s literally no point doing it all legit it’s just a ridiculous amount of time when u could just do it much quicker… only the life simulator ppl do everything legit bc they wanna feel like they’re actually in the game lol

[wintry ermine]

I just want the cars

[sturdy tapir]

DID SOMEONE SAY PIRATE ALL THE SIMS 4 DLCS RAAAAH

[spiral lichen]

LMFAOOOO

[sturdy tapir]

TIME TO STEAL THEM ALL

and maybe add a guns mod

[opal rock]

I definitely don’t think you can buy all 3. What’s the 300mil for rainy day fund?

You know you can’t take it with you when you pass right

[still bobcat]

300,000,000 in bank looks better than supercars i never drive

[opal rock]

It’s all 1 and 0s

[still bobcat]

yea

we seem to agree

[opal rock]

I used to hoard cash but now I’m just like fuck it

Game will be over soonish

[still bobcat]

would rather have a bigger number displayed on the hud than spend it all on cars and mod them and put them into a garage i never walk into again

[opal rock]

But now you can display them in your mansions living room

[still bobcat]

Yea 1

Will probably put my Chrome X80 there

[opal rock]

I’ll probably put a bike tbh

Like the bati

Or the shotaro for the memories

[spiral lichen]

bruh

you’ll never use it all lmao

[still bobcat]

well yea i have more money than i could ever spend

ive already spent like 700mil

[spiral lichen]

give it to me plzzz

i have 200m on console i’ll never be able to spend

bc i’m on pc now

💔💔🥹

[spiral lichen]

rlly

[opal rock]

Beg r* to transfer the funds

[spiral lichen]

i wish ugh

they’re so useless they dgaf

[opal rock]

Got to escalate your tickets past the monkeys to the organ grinders

For just cash they might go for it

[split moon]

true, I pretty much only buy vehicles I actually intend on using, and occasionally I'll buy stuff for car meets and then shove them in random garages

[still bobcat]

i bought everything that came out before i retired

like on dripfeed release day

[west stirrup]

Level 1001

That doesnt seem legit to me

[still bobcat]

but im not going back and buying all of the supercars from like acid dlc jodi dlc

[west stirrup]

Must be haker

[spiral lichen]

how tf do u even spend that much bruh

[opal rock]

Lvl 777 doesn’t seem legit to me

[spiral lichen]

😭

[opal rock]

Considering you’re broke

[still bobcat]

hako hako pls gib mooneh drope

[west stirrup]

780 now

Not broke anymore

[split moon]

anyone above my level isn't legit

[spiral lichen]

i am broke

[opal rock]

How much you have?

[still bobcat]

i was like 850 in 2022

[west stirrup]

60k million

[opal rock]

60 thousand million

[spiral lichen]

bruh, i wasn’t even lvl 200 legit

[still bobcat]

came out of retirement 3 weeks ago

[opal rock]

So 60billion

Mooder alert

[still bobcat]

i would have been like level 1500 by now if i didn’t retire

[spiral lichen]

i got to like lvl 140 legit and peter griffined the rest

[opal rock]

Good ol Peter

[spiral lichen]

so who’s gona teach me how to do cayo solo on repeat?

i need to load up on money for the update

[still bobcat]

that reminds me of that time I stood on nwy’s yacht for 10 hours

[spiral lichen]

guys if i have ethernet can ii still turn my connection off fast enough… 💔

[opal rock]

I can send you the AHK guide

[wintry ermine]

Ive never really grinded rp tbh

So im just lvl 450

[still bobcat]

I have

[spiral lichen]

suffering from success 😔

[spiral lichen]

really okg tysm!

[still bobcat]

I’ve grinded street races for rp and lscm xp

[wintry ermine]

But my cars are

[still bobcat]

And there’s that simeon mission where like 100 guys spawn in before they stop spawning, those NPCs are a good RP farm

[split moon]

step 1; dont suck

[split moon]

but you're nwy

[still bobcat]

im not peter

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

im the one doing the mission over and over

peter is the guy accepting my invite every 6 minutes and eating chips and watching youtube

[west stirrup]

no way you're nwy

[split moon]

oh lmao

ngl yeah lemme go make another expresso and get some snacks so I can accept your invites and afk for 12 hours

[still bobcat]

but i mean, its not really peter griffin

[split moon]

Hey 🅱️eter

[still bobcat]

No brian dont!

[nocturne fossil]

some guy in a jetback thought he was invicible in a jetpack and greifing in a lobby

[craggy mica]

The dark green

[nocturne fossil]

had to show him he was only invincible from the back not front xd

buzzard ftw

[autumn epoch]

this is one of the best comparisons made regarding the topic

i mean imo at least

[spiral lichen]

🥹

[still bobcat]

One day I’ll take the effort of making a crew colour for each vehicle

[spiral lichen]

THNAK UU OMGGG IKRR!!

[still bobcat]

But for now all my vehicles are just the classic and metallic options

[spiral lichen]

it’s like one of those things that most ppl agree is valid bc of how ridiculous the alternative is

[split moon]

Just him em with one of these

[still bobcat]

Except for a few, I have that purple chameleon colour with a pearlscent on my Elegy Retro Custom

[autumn epoch]

such a based take

[nocturne fossil]

[fossil dagger]

400m

[autumn epoch]

barely 3 mill here

[still bobcat]

i gave u 2.147 billion in SP what did u do with the rest of it

[still bobcat]

how are you going to buy a fully maxed mansion in the first hour of the dlc then

[autumn epoch]

good question

[spiral lichen]

THANKI UUUU OMG

guys ima grind cayo tomorrow

gona get rich for the update

when does it even come out?

[autumn epoch]

on december 10th

[fossil dagger]

a house in paleto bay

[nocturne fossil]

is there a glitch to have invisible cars

i saw a guy doing so

he had executive search on and i was using thermal scope and flying everywhere to find him and he was in a car invisble lol

he went passed me but i was too amused to even throw a sticky bomb

[spiral lichen]

LMFA

WHAT

[alpine basin]

Probably never rendered in if you were using thermal

[nocturne fossil]

well i was flicking between on and off

[alpine basin]

Yea thats a common issue

[fast bridge]

1.5

[nocturne fossil]

isnt that bucharez guy a youtuber

another day another lobby with youtubers

[fast bridge]

Who?

[nocturne fossil]

a random youtuber who does videos about gta cars

not on the level of broughy tho

much more unserious

[west stirrup]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

oh yeah thats defo him

[knotty briar]

Late to this but based take

Fuck EA greedy asses

[sturdy tapir]

48 million

[knotty briar]

I don’t care about replay glitching cause you still actually have to do some of the work I just don’t like dupe glitching

[split moon]

Everyone is welcome to their own opinions however you cannot discuss nor endorse piracy here

[hollow owl]

70 mill

[nocturne fossil]

eyyy can i have some!!!!

[knotty briar]

I’m at 84 mill rn and hoping to get to 100 mill by the end of this weekend

[sturdy tapir]

I'm out of LS rn mane

[split moon]

Im only at 17m rn

[nocturne fossil]

whose the most broke indivual in this chat

its not opal for sure

[potent niche]

How does it feel being poor?

[split moon]

Pretty good because I own everything already, I just stopped playing after my grind was done

[knotty briar]

Weird time to see 1 million be a shit ton of money in gta for 8 mil to eventually not be a whole lot

[potent niche]

I’m only sitting at a good 78 mill..

[hollow owl]

Only he says

[nocturne fossil]

cant wait to get low fps near tho mansions

not to mention pets and random gym equipment

[potent niche]

How about the NPCs

[nocturne fossil]

and npc...

[knotty briar]

Oh yeah forget we get security guard option

[nocturne fossil]

iam gonna be dissapointed if we have fps issues cuz those buildings will be in LS too

i fly helicopters back n forth

[potent niche]

Mfw last gen players complain about FPS

[knotty briar]

To be fair it’s gta there’s always gonna be fps issues

[nocturne fossil]

it always did but i dont want more than what exist now

[golden sundial]

I don't think that happens

[potent niche]

Coming back from last gen playing with friend I immediately was happy to say hi to higher fps

[golden sundial]

Well yeah

It's a different plane of existence

[hollow owl]

[potent niche]

I found finally drive at 100mph without the map destroying its self

[untold dock]

someone zeries a?

game is like dead

nobody online or they're busy

[wintry ermine]

I can honestly go back and forth between gens

It takes a bit to get used to at first but then I just completely forget im playing at 30 fps instead of 60

[west stirrup]

Hm

[craggy mica]

Tips?

[west stirrup]

Idk lol i got the plasma cutter first but i forgot to trigger the waypoint

Uhh

yep

[lost lily]

vigi going loco

[craggy mica]

150 fps stable wth

[alpine basin]

oh yea, thats like a console fever dream to have 150 stable isn't it

Capped fps

at least you aren't stuck on 30 fps though

[lost lily]

HLR elite with 1 random

[craggy mica]

You running all elite heists?

[untold dock]

only hlr, series a and pac

pb too crap

though we got pb elite with a random yesterday

[nocturne fossil]

how so?

i thought yall liked pb

[untold dock]

2/4 setups are just pure garbage and the third is lose the cops gameplay, also pretty bad

pilot role is basically sleep

getting elite is entirely dependent on good ping unless you do the demo glitch which makes the entire heist even more boring

[nocturne fossil]

was gonna say pilot can drop in and put mines but still gotta fly that awful plane xd

[untold dock]

putting mines down as pilot isn't fun either when you have that 30 second timer

there also seems to be no logic to when the pilot running out of time fails the heist and when it doesn't

[nocturne fossil]

for the ping issues i just get in velum as demo

but raskov not moving will be an issue

[broken musk]

definitely a 9yo griefer

Must’ve gotten outta school early

[flint flower]

I was just minding my own business then I heard Michael's in the new update

[alpine basin]

1-0

"It took all of your effort, just to kill me once?"

[broken musk]

Literally

[rancid parcel]

Is that Amanda?

[west stirrup]

yes

[rancid parcel]

[alpine basin]

most certainly, she just looks a little plumpier around the face and obviously the hair dye

maybe a face lift too or something, she looks creepy

[covert atlas]

Plastic surgery

[west stirrup]

[steep ether]

Why use only one imaginary helmet when you can use as many as you want?

[shadow wasp]

They got older

[cunning python]

Round so good I had to make it my banner

[rancid parcel]

💀

[cunning python]

Out

[rancid parcel]

I will destroy you in poker Josh

[cunning python]

Hop on monopoly poker

Actually

Discord poker

[rancid parcel]

[cunning python]

Rn lesgo

[rancid parcel]

Tempting but im not a gambling person

[cunning python]

Or maybe you wouldn't destroy me after all

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

Yeah but this time blonde

But who cares
All I see is michael

[bitter flicker]

Witness Protection Guy reaction

[fierce mason]

He looks like me

[tidal yew]

How much money u got?!

[fierce mason]

Broke

[tidal yew]

No money for mansion huh!?

People saying it will cost more then 20m n I have I only 20

[fierce mason]

Well I have 20k

[tidal yew]

In gta

[fierce mason]

Yes

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

In a serious note
Used to have 20 mil
Have only 18 mol

I bought yacht

Because yacht mission pay a lot

[tidal yew]

With the new dlc we got some super cars coming too

How we gonna buy mansion n those cars

[tidal yew]

Ik a person who can give us money

In gta

[fierce mason]

The captain

[tidal yew]

No

[fierce mason]

Then who

[tidal yew]

Wall-E

[fierce mason]

Seriously

[tidal yew]

I guess she does some hacking stuff bt i can't just prove it

[fierce mason]

Just yacht missions okay,m

[tidal yew]

It's safe i guess

[bitter flicker]

come , let's rent a mansion together

[tidal yew]

Someone flexing money

[bitter flicker]

pretty sure most people caught up , slacked off like 4 to 5 months now

could've gone higher but got burnt out from Dre speedrun and cayane paprika

[river trench]

Kapitan

[tidal yew]

Poor rubio

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

The amount I have died in d day is not healthy

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

I'm getting so confused because I am getting killed by the third rocket all the time
I either jump too early or too late
There is too between

[tidal yew]

Good luck man , make sure u don't get mad at ur pc

[fierce mason]

I'm about to break my house
I hate skydiving so fucking much

[brittle hatch]

i have 1 hangar crate is it enough for the dlc ?

[tidal yew]

[covert atlas]

Too much

[bitter flicker]

is one vip contract enough for the dlc ?

[split moon]

you need at least 0.33 more crate

[covert atlas]

Definitely too much

[brittle hatch]

booting the game rn !

[bitter flicker]

back to grinding on em taxi delivery missions

[split moon]

im gonna deliver so many pizza

[bitter flicker]

10 mil pizza for a mansion

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Can you get online and help me with d day
This mission sucks

[tidal yew]

I'm at office I can't

Only Thursday i get off

[fierce mason]

Fucking hell
I've been at this mission
For fucking 30 minutes

[tidal yew]

Quit it n join people in lfg in cayo

[fierce mason]

Nah
This one is 120k in 4 minutes

[tidal yew]

[brittle hatch]

That's it i got another crate that mean i'm ready for the dlc

[fierce mason]

How the hell does one sky dive in this game

[tidal yew]

Take helo go up and jump

Make sure u got parachute

Or it's a free dive

[fierce mason]

No I give up
I do bon vayage

I kill everyone I yacht in 4 min
I get 90 to 120k

[brittle hatch]

so far that's how contact missions work

[rancid parcel]

I had to double check if I was in the right server.

[split moon]

[rancid parcel]

The place is a literal zoo as we speak

[autumn epoch]

glad im level 25 so im not forced to be there

[alpine basin]

Yea but here is not as active

[split moon]

One moment

[sturdy tapir]

Someone just posted a Jew and a black guy in a joke in that chat

Man wtf

[lost lily]

combined IQ of mk1 chat is double digits at best

[sturdy tapir]

@lost lily

@split moon

[split moon]

I mean I've done all I can actually do

actually there is one more thing I can do

but I would rather not

[sturdy tapir]

where chonky

Or shark

[lost lily]

if i was mod, all those mfs name would be grey by now

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

December 10th both the Social Media Ban for Under 16s and A Safehouse In The Hills comes out

How will the kids watch 20 Mr Boss videos

[split moon]

Shark is kill

[split moon]

There is more to being staff than just looking for people to mute / kick / etc... but yeah mk1 chat is a mess right now

[sturdy tapir]

Shits like world war 8 in that chat

[split moon]

Not the mr boss vids

[rancid parcel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DpLHsu20xWU?si=OVnMjqEFkNlCHhA0

Relatable

[split moon]

not enough lime

[still bobcat]

Since they're adding a new building next to this one, would be interesting to see a reference added below that deck

[split moon]

Just all the garbage getting dropped from above

xD

[still bobcat]

Yea

[flint flower]

Ermm limes are biodegradable so they won't pile up like that

[tidal yew]

Hey bud

[rancid parcel]

Can we sell this doggo?

He screams alot

[split moon]

Limes actually last surprisingly long, can take months to break down completely

[still bobcat]

Also it doesn't just have to be a pile of limes, put longer grass around them coz of the more nutrient grass and put a bunch of shotglasses too

[split moon]

and tequila fountains

horrid stuff

[still bobcat]

can i have both?

[split moon]

naur

[still bobcat]

allg

[split moon]

LOJ is the only proper choice

[sturdy tapir]

@split moon you seeing wtf is happening in community

[split moon]

no

[sturdy tapir]