gta-online-mk2

[still bobcat]

Sleep call with pookie just got ranked system

[hollow owl]

100k+ messages for 2026

[still bobcat]

6000 hours in voice call

[burnt maple]

its nap time i go after this

[still bobcat]

All good, will still be on

In like 7 hours when I get to like level 999.7 i will stop for a while

[burnt maple]

dedication

[still bobcat]

Last thursday if you told me at level 897 I could hit Level 1000 during the event week I wouldn't have believed you

[west stirrup]

I smell it

[broken musk]

No surprises there

[broken musk]

Pretty sure I’ve gone from lvl 510 to 545 so far although I’ve been too busy with preparing for university finals than to grind

[stoic sage]

[gray parcel]

everything has an end of year now

waiting for my bluetooth lightbulb app to hit me with it

[broken musk]

GTAO wrap up?

[still bobcat]

Would actually be pretty cool

[broken musk]

How many cops I’ve killed this year?

How many hundereds of million in earnings

[still bobcat]

You ran over 1140 old ladies
You stole $122,000,000 from El Rubio
You spent $95,000,000 on vehicles you haven't driven since you modified it and drove it back into that garage

[broken musk]

95,000,000 way over 200,000,000

[still bobcat]

It took 230 hours to load into the session

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

You discovered 112 glitches that have never occured before and will never experience again

[broken musk]

Eh now that’s probably not too far off casino gctf was peak

[still bobcat]

Nah not cheating, like dying when your mate delivers their prep equipment to the garment factory

[broken musk]

That’s the only thing that rockstar could possibly penalize me for is gctf

There is no replay glitches linked to my account and there never will be

And I wouldn’t have even done the gctf glitch if I could obtain the stupid looking cars legitimately

[spice inlet]

LOL

[spice inlet]

did u hit?

[still bobcat]

no not yet

its only been 2 hours

I need like 500000 rp

[spice inlet]

oh, max I got from a mission is like 20k-22k

[spice inlet]

facts

[untold dock]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/mansions

[hollow owl]

Oooh

[daring bobcat]

the other one

omfg, yoga coming to gtao!

this is huge

[hollow owl]

New cars showed aswell

[daring bobcat]

dont care, yoga

[tame holly]

Did somebody say yoga ?

[daring bobcat]

yea, me, like right now

[untold dock]

pfister? what is this based on?

[daring bobcat]

spider?

[tame holly]

i think the porsche mission one

[untold dock]

mission x

damn so it's gonna be another boring electric car with no top speed

[daring bobcat]

so it looks like the casino penthouse and ceo office rolled into one

[tame holly]

How big tho

also dammit there is an ai concierge

wouldn't be surprised if its related to clifford somehow

[hollow owl]

https://youtu.be/APJ-lT0sBhg?si=TQ-uYfEzhGAngVjc

LETS GOOOOOOO

[lost lily]

miachel looks old af

[tame holly]

[daring bobcat]

is that miachel?

[tame holly]

no more buisness raids ?

[hollow owl]

YESIR

[fossil dagger]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/mansions 👀

[untold dock]

ok wow i wasn't expecting to actually see michael

[tame holly]

the trinaty is now complete

trevor with og heists

[daring bobcat]

so option A is cannon ending?

[tame holly]

franklin with agency

and micheal with mansions

[tame holly]

c was always canon

[daring bobcat]

lets fucking go!

[tame holly]

ron references trevor in hangar dlc

[tame holly]

alright time to put my panthere there

[fossil dagger]

MICHAEL MY MAN

[autumn epoch]

michael?????

[hollow owl]

Yesirrrr

[autumn epoch]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[untold dock]

i was expecting 90% recycled trash but you know what

this looks decent

just please give us chat

[still bobcat]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow owl]

Release date been announced as the 10th

[tame holly]

looks like some upgrades are locked to owning agency and arcade

[daring bobcat]

driverless cars?

[nova comet]

Check Trailer

[hollow owl]

Cliffford 2.0

[burnt maple]

[nova comet]

I saw Michael Townley alive

[fossil dagger]

10th

💤

[tame holly]

RC ?

[fossil dagger]

thought it was 9th

[daring bobcat]

trailer says 10th

[nova comet]

Has anyone recognized Michael De Santa Alive ?

[tame holly]

doesn't change a thing for me, earliest i can play it anyway is on thursday

[untold dock]

10th? is this the first time we've ever had a title update on a wednesday

[nova comet]

So Choose Deatwish was Canon right ?

[sturdy tapir]

Yes

[tame holly]

always has been

[nova comet]

Im always pick C

[storm nimbus]

Michael DLC

[daring bobcat]

these mansions are gonna be expensive!

[burnt maple]

Jhonny?

[hollow owl]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51358a55o2o11o/gta-online-a-safehouse-in-the-hills-coming-december-10

[nova comet]

[tame holly]

[fossil dagger]

Like we don't own that already

🗣️

[fossil dagger]

Good

[nova comet]

Now finally i can rest in peace Because Michael DLC

[tame holly]

also buisness raids might be gone with this :

[lost lily]

more games for arcade? you already can't put all the games there on the floor

[tame holly]

its arcade within the mansion

same for the armory

[daring bobcat]

so its not just a house with 6 contact missions then

[forest jackal]

Michael dlc hell yeaaa

[daring bobcat]

my faggio is going on the podium

[nova comet]

Imagine Retired GTA Online after have Mansion

[fossil dagger]

I'm uninstalling after doing everything

fuck that game

[nova comet]

Same

Journey from 2013 to Now

[fossil dagger]

2015 to now

[nova comet]

I did Era of ||DNS Hacks GTA Online PS3||

[fossil dagger]

I've bought the game 4 times

[untold dock]

mission creator sounds like a good idea but i fear it's going to be stripped down and you won't be able to make anything pay decent

[tame holly]

i expect it to be standard contact mission pay

[untold dock]

8 grand, take it or leave it

[fossil dagger]

Godmode d5 patched on 10th 🤔 🙏

[nova comet]

Imagine Michael De Santa saw my face like this

[tame holly]

also we can have animals

[sturdy tapir]

ZLAWGGY?

[daring bobcat]

yep

[sturdy tapir]

[gray parcel]

i want mercs to solo old heists with

[fossil dagger]

Lowkey just looks like the gta+ garage

lazy mfs

[tame holly]

WDYM IMANI TECH ON PLANES

[daring bobcat]

its not the same

[fossil dagger]

WHAT

[nova comet]

Finally we already Kill Avon and then We Rob El Rubio, We already Kill Avery Duggan then Take Johnny Guns to Dr Dre

[tame holly]

its non weaponized planes thankfully

but wtf

[nova comet]

I think im have Private Jet

Nimbus

Has Anyone already Dress like Millionaires or Billionaires?

In GTA Online before Update 5 days left

[tame holly]

nah its either racing suit or casual clothes for me

[autumn epoch]

garage and a vehicle workshop

[nova comet]

Im already Dress as russian mafia

[tame holly]

another imani tech/hsw upgrade spot ?

would be nice

(ofc with benny and arena as well if u would put those 2 anyway)

[fossil dagger]

BROOO

[nova comet]

There 2 Character Antagonist most i hate these two

[fossil dagger]

these mansions won't be cheap 😂

We are buying all 3 of them yes WE are if it's possible

[nova comet]

Or Limited 1

[nocturne fossil]

cant wait to see micheal again

[nova comet]

Hey What the hell are you doing Miguel Madrazo in my Submarine

[radiant loom]

CHAT

GOAT IS BACK

[gray parcel]

after 20 tier 4s i always look like this now

[nova comet]

Also Family Issues

[tame holly]

don't care we can have pets with mansions

that is much better

[hollow owl]

Production Boosts?

[nova comet]

I was Wondering how the Hell Michael is Agency of Mansion or something else

[hollow owl]

Lock On Jammer on non weaponised planes?

[tame holly]

maybe faster nightclub produce rate ?

[nova comet]

Nimbus plane

[hollow owl]

Luxor Deluxo with missile jammer

[tame holly]

wait, does weaponized include bombs only plane ?

cuz i know some can only have bombs

[nova comet]

I have Luxor Deluxe and Nimbus, also im already Dress as Millionaires

[fossil dagger]

Bros so old 😭

[tame holly]

tbf it's been 12 years canonically as well

[nova comet]

Don't Forget Volatus

[tame holly]

and he was already in his 50s ish

[nova comet]

I was wondering Tracey and Amanda doing ?

[fossil dagger]

Imma buy sum cool cars to customize and only have them in the mansion garage

[steep ether]

I can sense the mansion missions will pay like 12k each since the mansions aren't required

[tame holly]

idk but jimmy is still a janitor for us after 6 years

unless it changed in the trailer can't watch it rn

[still bobcat]

LFG

LFG

[burnt maple]

Are you still in?

[royal walrus]

man we got old ass michael before gta 6 what a time to be alive

[still bobcat]

Please convert my MC Businesses to passive and choose to defend the Waymos

[spice inlet]

Micheal is back!!!

[still bobcat]

Yea I am but took a break to look at the Trailer

[nova comet]

Im gonna Move this Car to My Mansion

[steep ether]

Having more fully passive businesses would be great

[nocturne fossil]

he back lesssss gooooo

[tame holly]

maybe ? but seems like its mostly raid protection

[still bobcat]

Im solo so I cant do the sell missions

[silent portal]

laura loomer in gta online is pretty cool

[nocturne fossil]

just nee to hope no bugs come with this Qol bs

[nova comet]

She Michael Assistant?

[silent portal]

no that's amanda im pretty sure LMAO

botoxed the fuck up

[still bobcat]

Thats amanda...

[nova comet]

Bruh

[fossil dagger]

THAT'S AMANDA??

😭

[nocturne fossil]

how did u miss that xd

[still bobcat]

Obviously tf u mean

[nocturne fossil]

she was with micheal in the trailer

[nova comet]

THAT AMANDA ?

[nocturne fossil]

it is bro

i can still tell by her face

funny because i mostly played as frank

[still bobcat]

hows it even in questioon

[nova comet]

I thought She is Assistant

[still bobcat]

thats the same modell but aged 10 years

[tame holly]

Nah the mansion assitant is def not Clifford 2.0

[nocturne fossil]

wonder what happen to tracy and jimmy

[nova comet]

I was wondering what Happened to Tracey

[steep ether]

Why does amanda look like a man

[tame holly]

Jimmy is a janitor at the arcade

[nocturne fossil]

ik

[knotty briar]

That is a fucking skin walker and you can’t tell me otherwise

[nova comet]

Only im saw Tracey looks like in Casino

[nocturne fossil]

that was years ago

[burnt maple]

We have a sell session in a few hours

[nocturne fossil]

iam talking about now not back then

[nova comet]

Imagine Miguel Madrazo Pay Visit

[nocturne fossil]

no-one likes him

[nova comet]

Rav ?

[nocturne fossil]

but thats partially why i have him in my pfp xd

[nova comet]

The Guy busy in Car wash

[still bobcat]

Raf is cool

Not as much as Pavel

[nocturne fossil]

raf is liked alot

[fossil dagger]

Unc

[nova comet]

Pavel : "Have you tried Shoot a Missile on Flying Bikes, Great Sports in America"

[nocturne fossil]

bro made it his pfp

[fossil dagger]

How are we gonna be supposed to own pets

Can i buy a fuckin dog

and go on a walk with ot

It

[nocturne fossil]

thats coming too?

i didnt read the whole thing iam at work xd

[nova comet]

Imagine Michael meet Agent 13 because Agent 13 looks like Steve Haines

[nocturne fossil]

are we getting new WEAPONS???

[nova comet]

Hope so

[nocturne fossil]

pls tell we are getting som

[tame holly]

*14

[nova comet]

Im ready

[still bobcat]

I fucking hate they've done pets

[nocturne fossil]

replay glitch?

[naive zenith]

I knew we were getting a mansions update

But I didn't think we'd get Michael involved

[nova comet]

Nah Legacy Chinese Modded Heist Percentage

[nocturne fossil]

same lol

[still bobcat]

That's like the worst part of any DLC ever

Fucking pets...

[nocturne fossil]

how are u not suspended yet lmao

[nova comet]

No idea lol

[nocturne fossil]

maybe ur already flagged but not suspended

[nova comet]

Not suspended for long time

[nocturne fossil]

eventually tho cant tell lol

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[nova comet]

Imagine Michael De Santa saw This

[nova comet]

Im mean use Cheat Engine was detected before patch

Back at Legacy

[gray parcel]

hope we get server regions in gta6

[nova comet]

Yeah rather than Lag servers

[tame holly]

i thought they existed already ?

i remember there is a setting for region matchmaking

[nova comet]

Everytime when im doing Casino Heist Mantrap Bug when I have High Ping

Why Rockstar not fix Casino Heist Mantrap Bug

[nocturne fossil]

this server will go wild when the dlc comes 🗿

as per usual

[plucky burrow]

Kanye west

[tame holly]

and i will lock myself from it until i can actually play iy

which would be on thursday

[nocturne fossil]

ngl same

iam kinda stuck till thursday

[nova comet]

Im gonna retire after Mansion Update

[tame holly]

8am to 6pm classes yeaaaaa

[wintry ermine]

Pavel is not cool

Bro's annoying as hell

[still bobcat]

Get out

Banned

[tame holly]

anyway no panthere classic in teaser

[nocturne fossil]

me not xd

[tame holly]

at least i can store my own panthere in the mansion

[nova comet]

Retired after Mile High Club Finished

[nocturne fossil]

oreo aint gonna like ur tone

wait where oreo?

[tame holly]

anyway i hope clifford 2.0 wont try to blow us up with nukes

[eternal saffron]

Not even surprised Michael is back

If it wasn’t this it was going to be movies cause it’s the only two things where he makes sense

I’m more surprised Amanda is back

[sturdy tapir]

@silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

u played the ulp missions?

[tame holly]

yeah

[nocturne fossil]

[silk shuttle]

you

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

i just call it clifford 2.0 cuz its an ai chatbot for the mansions

surely nothing could go wrong

[radiant loom]

Here's some new vehiculars gang

[sturdy tapir]

Oreo why there dead pepe inside yo safehouse

[still bobcat]

Pavel is awesome, Pavel slander will not be tolerated

[radiant loom]

That's prolly some Ferrari

[nocturne fossil]

u mean grotti

[tame holly]

def a sport classic

so for now its 2 supers, 1 sport classic

[daring bobcat]

wonder how long Ned had to sit on this

[nocturne fossil]

broughy gonna work overtime again to send the video in a few hours

[tame holly]

and the blue porsche could go in sport classic or sports imo

[tame holly]

he is used to it by now

[nocturne fossil]

he is

[still bobcat]

[steep ether]

I forgot about their plot, what was it again?

[tame holly]

iaa investigate duggans for fuel price stuff --> realize they have clifford and are about to sell it --> panic

[nocturne fossil]

lose ends with clifford juggernauts after doomsday ending

[steep ether]

So clifford is still alive? Or did we kill it?

[hollow owl]

He is alive

In the IAA hands

[rancid parcel]

Alive

[tame holly]

according to lester after doomsday :
he is still out there

[steep ether]

Ouch

[tame holly]

and i wouldn't be surprised if the ai assitant for mansions is related to clifford in some way

[hollow owl]

The IAA owns him now when we did the ULP Paper Trail stuff

[steep ether]

I wonder if gta 6 will mention clifford as an easter egg or something

[rancid parcel]

He's in my wardrobe

[hollow owl]

Hes on my neck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372639139085815818/1446528103156285541/caption.gif

[nocturne fossil]

he is in my neck

lol

[tame holly]

ALREADY

[rancid parcel]

Mod Aboose!

[tame holly]

damn gif makers are fast

[hollow owl]

I did that

[nocturne fossil]

it doesnt take long to make a gif tbh

[daring bobcat]

Ned Luke returns

[nocturne fossil]

i cant belive ned actually did this

[still bobcat]

theres apps that will make u a gif in like 15 seconds

how do people still think its hard to make gifs

[nocturne fossil]

i always thought Rstar wouldnt take him again as to how chatty and close he was with the community

i thought he was trolling when he said he was at the studio

[hollow owl]

I just screen recorded that part of the video, turned it into a gif and used a bot to add text

[sturdy tapir]

Wait does this mean we get to hang out with Micheal after missions or naw

[storm nimbus]

Is the typo intentional?

Can't tell lol

[nocturne fossil]

most likely

[steep ether]

I was asking that to myself too

[sturdy tapir]

What typo

[steep ether]

"Micheal"

[still bobcat]

Michael De Santa

[neon acorn]

NO WAY

DUDE I JUST SAW THE TRAILER

[daring bobcat]

like how we can hang with franklin or franklin and Lamar

[neon acorn]

BOYS WE ARE BACK

FUCK RETIREMENT

[sturdy tapir]

Maaaaaan

[nocturne fossil]

few hours after dlc

[tame holly]

also pets are there

[nocturne fossil]

"retired again"

[tame holly]

so its peak dlc by default

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

LOL MORE PLASTIC

[still bobcat]

Pets are dogshit

[neon acorn]

Yep

[sturdy tapir]

She blonde now

[nocturne fossil]

oh man i cant wait to go home and get blown off by the amount of youtube videos

[daring bobcat]

almost, pets create dogshit

[neon acorn]

[rancid parcel]

I can meet Micheal 1 more time before I retire for good

[neon acorn]

Can we clean the dogshit??

😭

the new minigame

[daring bobcat]

minigame

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel les bully the lost mc when i get on uh 10 dec

[still bobcat]

Pets are the dumbest thing they've done

[nocturne fossil]

it feels fake fr

[gray parcel]

we better get cats and not just dogs or i'ma flip

[rancid parcel]

Someone else has already booked my schedule when it's out

[storm nimbus]

Is Michael just spelt that way in other languages or something

[plucky burrow]

Where's the news article

[nocturne fossil]

maybe the next gta sure

[storm nimbus]

As Micheal

[still bobcat]

Unless it's like Fish and you hire someone to take care of them

[gray parcel]

micheal sounds russian

[tame holly]

#gta-news message

[neon acorn]

WHAT?!!!

[tame holly]

yeah

[neon acorn]

WE ARE SO BACK

[nocturne fossil]

it is true

[neon acorn]

MK2 IS SO ASS NOW 🙏

[nocturne fossil]

missile jammers

[nocturne fossil]

umm explosive canon mk2s incoming

[gray parcel]

good lock shooting down my ultralight now, shitters

[neon acorn]

No thanks..

[daring bobcat]

nice ragebait attempt

[steep ether]

The classic gta online dyslexic typos: Karuma, Kostaka, Micheal, Terabyte, what else?

[nocturne fossil]

athena is about to split mk2s between ones with homing and explosive canons

[neon acorn]

Probably

[still bobcat]

Bullshit that's my serious opinion

[gray parcel]

yacht

[neon acorn]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

[still bobcat]

Pets are the worst thing they've added

[silent portal]

jhonny

[steep ether]

Yacht is correct lmao

[gray parcel]

yeah but i always see yatch

[daring bobcat]

bro hates animals

[neon acorn]

Rdr2 online had pets

[steep ether]

I don't see that as a typo because of languague stuff

[still bobcat]

No I don't, I love cats

[plucky burrow]

Thanks

[neon acorn]

Hopefully I can get a tabby cat in my mansion

[gray parcel]

gang

[plucky burrow]

The Michael dlc is here

😭

[still bobcat]

But you weren't a billionaire with 20 businesses to run and completed 9 different heists in RDR Online

[plucky burrow]

AI assistant

[hollow owl]

@plucky burrow You may actually speak to my assistant

[steep ether]

1 - english barely has any -cht syllabes and many more -tch ones, confusing non-speakers

2 - in some languages, the t comes first (portuguese: iate) so it also confuses non-speakers

[neon acorn]

I was

[still bobcat]

Lore wise our characters are full blown mute psychopaths, they can't care for pets

[gray parcel]

really hope we stay silent in gtao2

[still bobcat]

Me too

[nocturne fossil]

i vouch for this

[steep ether]

Honestly i don't

[neon acorn]

Why are people hoping that this update will have heists 😭

[nocturne fossil]

nah i dont want my character moaning every few seconds bruh

[neon acorn]

I do

[plucky burrow]

Jammer in aircrafts

[neon acorn]

[plucky burrow]

[neon acorn]

I wonder if the Raiju will have it

[nocturne fossil]

well if its a female character sure but not when iam using a male one lmao

[plucky burrow]

Non weaponized

[steep ether]

Did you read the news?

[neon acorn]

yep

[nocturne fossil]

have u heard how frank screams?

[neon acorn]

no

[neon acorn]

aaaauuuuuuh

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

Hello

[neon acorn]

idk how they recorded that rofl

😭

[steep ether]

Then i can't call out media iliteracy

[neon acorn]

Hallo

[neon acorn]

:)

Who has the newswire

I wanna read

[steep ether]

#gta-news

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[plucky burrow]

There it is, the experimental gta6 feature

[still bobcat]

Ooooooo

[nocturne fossil]

something tells me this is gonna be broken as hallle

[steep ether]

This is nice but how the fuck are they going to make this, do they allow you to use all character lines like Portal 2 does lmao

[nocturne fossil]

if the missions also give RP

[still bobcat]

Peter Griffin Mk.II

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[plucky burrow]

Who knows

[nocturne fossil]

having snow and halloween weather in freeroam

[neon acorn]

NEW DRIFT VARIANTS??

[nocturne fossil]

similar bugs to come

[neon acorn]

MORE FREEMODE EVENTS?? 😭

AAAAAH

[still bobcat]

People are going to create brand new heists, and they're going to pay $15000 and 2000 RP for a 30 minute minute

[neon acorn]

this is a dream

What a banger

[neon acorn]

Reading

In bed

[hollow owl]

Im also reading

On my sofa

[gray parcel]

drift blista compact please

[steep ether]

I just hope this isn't the last update and that the actual last one is a great heist

[tidal yew]

Im swinging on my chair

[hollow owl]

Drift Panto

[tidal yew]

[gray parcel]

final heist should be taking jason and lucia to vice city

[nocturne fossil]

untrace dont awake the panto enthusiast xd

[neon acorn]

I wanna be able to drift in my plane

grr

[nocturne fossil]

dont give him the satisfaction 😂

[tame holly]

i did ping them in the vehicle channel about that free exposition spot inside the mansion

[daring bobcat]

not that deep dude

[neon acorn]

Man I want this update already

FUCK

[steep ether]

I also think the final update/heist should connect to gta 6 somehow, maybe everything goes to absolute shit and our character loses everything then goes to vice city after being chased in los santos

[still bobcat]

Also is it delayed to Wednesday?

[tame holly]

oh btw its not on tuesday

[nocturne fossil]

sleep till the update comes

[tidal yew]

The last update

[neon acorn]

It’s not a delay

[tame holly]

its on wednesday

[nocturne fossil]

time pass trick

[neon acorn]

Oh

[gray parcel]

i think it would only make sense if our gtao characters carried over into gta6

[neon acorn]

Is it a delay?

[still bobcat]

Thought they announced it released on the 9th

[neon acorn]

I thought it was gonna be on a weekly update

[steep ether]

The characters but not the money

[neon acorn]

What does Wednesday mean for Australia

[tame holly]

not officially, it was just speculation bc dlc releases on tuesday

[neon acorn]

I’m not an Americano

[gray parcel]

yeah agreed

[plucky burrow]

I wanna see how would the AI boost the businesses

[still bobcat]

Wednesday Night

[neon acorn]

@hollow owl

[rancid parcel]

[neon acorn]

Are you sure?

[plucky burrow]

Is it going to boost the arcade?

[neon acorn]

I wonder if it’ll be like midnight or in the evening

[hollow owl]

How am I supposed to know

[plucky burrow]

Or does the mansion have an arcade

[still bobcat]

Yes, updates have always started at like 8pm here

[neon acorn]

Use your rockstar dev powers

[still bobcat]

Like on Steam downloading

[neon acorn]

oh ok

I can’t remember icl

[hollow owl]

Im British

[plucky burrow]

There's an arcade in the trailer

[neon acorn]

Dan Houser when does it come out

[hollow owl]

The DLC is out <t:1765360800:R>

[rancid parcel]

That's mine and im not letting you in

[neon acorn]

we can get arcades yes

[neon acorn]

Hallelujah

[tidal yew]

4?

[plucky burrow]

Aw

[neon acorn]

thanks Untraceable senpai

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

🎵

[daring bobcat]

same

[hollow owl]

Its apparently the 10th

[still bobcat]

Guessing you can just put them in ur house from the interaction menu

[hollow owl]

Not the 9th

Weird but ok

[neon acorn]

I mean

[neon acorn]

Could it mean something?

[tidal yew]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[still bobcat]

Yea they've moved it to 10th no

[tidal yew]

How could u tracyyy

[neon acorn]

GTA6 trailer 3 on the 9th perhaps?

Imagine

[plucky burrow]

Nuh uh

[nocturne fossil]

anything about tracy?

[plucky burrow]

Tomorrow

[neon acorn]

[plucky burrow]

[neon acorn]

tomorrow!

[hollow owl]

Im alright

Better now

[nocturne fossil]

wow this chat blew up after the news lol

[hollow owl]

I had to push it back

I mean idk why they did that

[tidal yew]

I said how could u not how r u°°

@storm sentinel

[daring bobcat]

so thats all 3 protagonists in online now

[hollow owl]

Now you did

[steep ether]

Did trevor ever show up after the online "timeskip"?

[still bobcat]

Not in a cutscene

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

But he's shown up to our Agency offscreen

[steep ether]

Wait really?

[spiral lichen]

LMFGGGGMICEHAL DLC

Whatttttt

OMGGGG

[steep ether]

Discord trying to act like spotify

[still bobcat]

Yes the man at the front desk mentions it

[spiral lichen]

It’s actually TRUE

[spiral lichen]

WHATT

[steep ether]

Oh nice, this makes ending C canon then

[spiral lichen]

IMA REDONWLOAD GTA THEN FOR THIS LMAOO

[tidal yew]

Shussh kid

[nocturne fossil]

say WHHHAT

[spiral lichen]

[still bobcat]

Not exactly C, more like Ending D

[steep ether]

What ending D?

[spiral lichen]

GUYSS I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH THO. ;-;

[nocturne fossil]

check lfg

[tidal yew]

!lfg

[still bobcat]

They've retconned some things from Ending C, so it's a whole other ending, so 'Ending D'

[tidal yew]

Nvm

[spiral lichen]

that’s just boring tho-

playing with stranges

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have friends either

[daring bobcat]

ill play with you

[steep ether]

Like the bunker agent being killed?

[spiral lichen]

Omggg thxx 🥹🥹

[spiral lichen]

real

i hate how console can’t play with pc it’s annoying

so

annoying

rockstar sucks

[tidal yew]

For how long?

[still bobcat]

A few deaths yea, also Franklin mentions which way they did some of the heists in SP

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

Omg-

[nocturne fossil]

i would really want that but console peeps will be sweating hard after that with modders xd

[tidal yew]

Try asking martol he might play with u beside he got off tomorrow

[still bobcat]

It's still Deathwish, just on an official timeline without our player choices in SP and a few retconned deaths

[steep ether]

Ah and lester too, the gruppe approach for the big one is the canon one and the jewelry heist had the silent approach. Basically always the not-stupid ones

[spiral lichen]

Omg period yayayay

[spiral lichen]

LMAOO TRUE

ugh i forgot abt modders

didn’t the anti cheat fix it?

[tidal yew]

Ehhh what?

[spiral lichen]

i wanna redownlkad but this game takes forever to download

[nocturne fossil]

uhh no

[lost lily]

console glitch abusers would cry when they meet actual cheaters

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason

[nocturne fossil]

and then uninstall a day later

[spiral lichen]

literally….

like it’s so boring

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

4 more ranks...

[nocturne fossil]

i shouldnt have logged in now iam too distracted to do any work

[spiral lichen]

brooo imagine having work smh

[still bobcat]

Less than 30 D-Day's to go

[spiral lichen]

just don’t go uni like me

[nocturne fossil]

bruh i wish i had the freedom like the people here do

[midnight rover]

It made the situation a lot better, but I guess you never can get rid of cheaters completely in PC platform

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

[spiral lichen]

yeahh it’s sad but i found the game experience to be way better bc of it

also where are ppl seeing michael?

[still bobcat]

To be fair, I'm dealing with a fucked situation at work and I need to contact FairWork Australia

[steep ether]

Did you even watch the trailer

[nocturne fossil]

trailer bro

[spiral lichen]

there’s a trailer???

[spiral lichen]

omg-

one sec chile

[tidal yew]

How much discount we getting for mansion from that mission?

[steep ether]

2m

[spiral lichen]

why can’t i send gifs…

[still bobcat]

$2m discount
$1 mil in bank in 24 hours

[nocturne fossil]

someone here said certain websites blocked

[spiral lichen]

bruh

it’s tenor

[still bobcat]

I'm still running D-Day btw

[spiral lichen]

🥹😭

why ban tenor

[gray parcel]

gif posters

[hollow owl]

Cant send gifs

[gray parcel]

gif posting is some unc shi fr

[still bobcat]

Nice NFS 2015

[autumn epoch]

no fucking way

i accidentally open mk2

instead of community

[hollow owl]

.l

[tidal yew]

[gray parcel]

seen and logged

[lost lily]

https://tinyurl.com/3ydca2x2

[hollow glade]

Michael update let’s go

[lost lily]

tenor bypass

[steep ether]

The mansion missions NOT being locked behind the mansions is a massive disappointment to me

[spiral lichen]

not rlly it’s sum gen z shit

[plucky burrow]

Are they not?

[gray parcel]

i hate that i still see tumblr gifs from a decade ago where the caption doesn't match the scene

[steep ether]

Well, the newswire says you don't need a mansion to play them, but maybe you need one to host them which is alright

I just hope they pay well

[plucky burrow]

They won't

[spiral lichen]

damn micheal looks rough, but amanda got that fresh botox and face lift done iktr

[steep ether]

Amanda looks like a man

[nocturne fossil]

half a mil for that btw

he got the score so nvm

[hollow glade]

I mean michael is older and he’s like pushing 70 irl lmao

[still bobcat]

Surely there's dialogue from Michael that mentions Jimmy is a famous Snapmatic poster or an Esporter

[plucky burrow]

Michael will be 69 years old in the dlc

[nocturne fossil]

imagine jimmy still cleaning arcaade

[gray parcel]

michael had the sam houser timelapse

[tame holly]

Nah just him thanking us for giving jimmy a job

Aka being a janitor

[still bobcat]

Yea definitely some sort of mention that Jimmy is at the Arcade

[neon acorn]

He looks fine to me ngl

[neon acorn]

It’s the jawline

wait no

a man da

[nocturne fossil]

what happen to tracy we dont know

[neon acorn]

A man duh!

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

She’ll probably be referenced in the update

[gray parcel]

i've never had discord data enabled

[radiant loom]

HMM

[neon acorn]

and Jimmy

[still bobcat]

He looks a little older than most men at his age, but he also had a long heist career, retired for 10 years, and then came out of the retirement to do even bigger jobs

[daring bobcat]

cant wait for this to be gone in 5 days

[nocturne fossil]

what????

[still bobcat]

New Contact

[knotty briar]

Just buy the police bike it’s totally worth millions

[nocturne fossil]

cant wait to get the mantrap bug fix

[neon acorn]

I assume it’ll be accessible via mansion

[nocturne fossil]

they will never fix it xd

[neon acorn]

you're funny

[still bobcat]

Cant wait for the mantrap to not be fixed

[daring bobcat]

I do own it, still there

[knotty briar]

Spoiler the mantrap is even worse

[nocturne fossil]

iam not

[neon acorn]

If they fix it, GTAO will actually be playable

[knotty briar]

It traps you in it and you can’t tell never leave

[still bobcat]

New Contact
Wendy

[gray parcel]

gta6 better have womantrap

[knotty briar]

The chick from the casino?

[neon acorn]

Yes

Idk why she’s so inferior to the arcade

Should’ve been Jimmy instead

[knotty briar]

Is she gonna be useful at some point?

[still bobcat]

New Contact
Wendy

[neon acorn]

Maybe something with this new update hopefully?

[neon acorn]

New contact
Facebook girl

[still bobcat]

It would pop up when you switched lobbies for like 3-6 months

[hollow owl]

Most useless gtao character ever

[still bobcat]

Contact definitely

[knotty briar]

New AI assistant better sound like Jarvis or imma be mad

[still bobcat]

But someone has to run the bar and serve hot dogs at the arcade

[hollow owl]

Well if your saw the trailer, he does a bit

[neon acorn]

Hot dogs that have aged since the update released

[knotty briar]

He kind of did but I need exactly Jarvis I need to be on my iron man shit

[still bobcat]

I joked about the Oppressor Mk.III being in the Mansion as an Iron Man suit, but now we have J.A.R.V.I.S. idk bro...

[hollow owl]

He won't be exactly

[neon acorn]

Jarvis, call my driverless taxi.

Jarvis, orbital canon that guy.

[knotty briar]

Jarvis orbital strike the level 70 selling cargo in the lobby

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[neon acorn]

How I feel when I’m looking down at the low levels in the city in my $15,000,000 mansion.

[still bobcat]

With all of the features announced I'm starting to give up hope you can own all 3

[hollow owl]

I may not buy the Devon Mansion now 😳

Sorry guys

[knotty briar]

Can’t wait for everyone to complain about mansion prices like we didn’t get some of the best bonuses we’ve gotten all year

[still bobcat]

I will own the most expensive location

And I have no idea what I'll do if they are all the same price

[knotty briar]

I think the one near madrazos mansion will be the most expensive

[tame holly]

*ever, not just all year

[hollow owl]

Im guessing the Vinewood sign

Iconic location

[still bobcat]

I'm hoping so, I don't want Devin Weston's and I don't really fancy a view of the Casino

[knotty briar]

“Mansions too expensive “
“did you bother to play and grind the money”
“No”

[steep ether]

The most expensive mansion with all upgrades will probably cost around 15 million

[spice inlet]

Did we just get some new content in-game?

With the trailer?

[steep ether]

Base, probably the value of the most expensive shark card

[autumn epoch]

nope, on the 10th

[spice inlet]

Sneak peak or smth

[daring bobcat]

no website or new construction, I checked

[autumn epoch]

at least from what i understand

[spice inlet]

What the fuck

What are they testing everything for GTA VI now

[steep ether]

Cliffmo

[spice inlet]

At first I thought it's someone else lol

Amanda!

[steep ether]

How is a driverless taxi difficult to code lol

[spice inlet]

Ask R*

[steep ether]

Just give it regular traffic AI without the need of an NPC driver

[daring bobcat]

or just make driver invisible

[spiral lichen]

what is this lol

[steep ether]

Sounds overcomplicated

[spice inlet]

Aha

[spiral lichen]

full time OF star most likely

[spice inlet]

[plucky burrow]

Is the ai a homage to jarvis

The mansion do look like tony stark's

[neon acorn]

It’ll just be the same as a taxi but with no character model I imagine

[plucky burrow]

In iron man 3

[tame holly]

idc i don't trust it

[plucky burrow]

[tame holly]

its going to be clifford 2.0

[plucky burrow]

It has a British accent

So professional

[tame holly]

And ? clifford 2.0 could be british

[still bobcat]

Mansions are $20mil

[tame holly]

sauce ? I have the money anyway

[still bobcat]

Source is trust me bro

[daring bobcat]

never trust someone who hates animals

[still bobcat]

When did I say I hated animals

[spiral lichen]

literlaly

it sounds like him

they need to sue it

[spice inlet]

Does this mean there will be rank requirements?

👀

[fossil dagger]

Yuhh

[rancid parcel]

Prob kingpins

Probably

Or could just be a metaphor

[tame holly]

or its bc of how expensive it will be, u will either need a lot of buisnesses

or literally pay ur way to the top

[neon acorn]

I hope so

[daring bobcat]

fuck yea!

[neon acorn]

We haven’t had rank requirements in ages

[lucid lake]

No, I think that's just flavor text

[gray parcel]

JP requirement

[fossil dagger]

Gym system in gta 5 👀

[neon acorn]

100+ JP required

[neon acorn]

maybe

[neon acorn]

I can't wait to get my 5+ RP

[gray parcel]

san andreas lost tech

[lucid lake]

I wouldn't get your hopes up, it's probably just an easy place to get your strength stat up

[fossil dagger]

probably testing it out for gta 6 🤔

[neon acorn]

Wish we had this already though

[spice inlet]

if the rumor of a re-worked MCT is true, then there should be a rank requirement so that OP thing can be earned

rather than bought with shark cards

[tame holly]

... you know damn well it will either have no rank requirements

or gta +

[plucky burrow]

They won't

[rancid parcel]

We got Micheal De Santa out of retirement before gta 6

[lucid lake]

I don't think they'll lock content like that behind a rank requirement

[plucky burrow]

Affemal

[lucid lake]

Maybe cosmetics, but nothing that makes you money

[plucky burrow]

Dos santos

[spice inlet]

no problem either

[rancid parcel]

Where????

[still bobcat]

I think you might need to own multiple businesses

[plucky burrow]

I will block you now

I have my own mansion 😼

[rancid parcel]

No more stupid minecraft invites

[plucky burrow]

It doesn't work like that

[still bobcat]

I'm thinking you might need Agency, Arcade and Car Wash

[spice inlet]

'highest rungs of criminal ladder'

so yea

Maybe it requires car wash since Raf was involved in the listing missions

[still bobcat]

Yea I'm thinking Car Wash at a minimum

[spice inlet]

which is not a problem at all

[plucky burrow]

Car wash and the relevant businesses

😼

[spiral lichen]

literlaly copied from the gta 6 trailer lmao

[still bobcat]

But I'm not sure how Michael is involved, I feel like you need to be reputable with at least Lester and Franklin first before you meet Michael

You might be able to buy the mansion, but whatever Michael is involved with I feel will have seperate requirements

[opal rock]

Heist heist heist

Or maybe like Cluckin bell raid

[spiral lichen]

i hope so

[gray parcel]

we need a heist on the moon

[opal rock]

No way they’re bringing some ai ting plus Michael for a couple of bs missions

[still bobcat]

Yea it'll at least be a Cluckin Bell level thing, maybe even a Heist

[plucky burrow]

Wasn't Michael a film producer

[opal rock]

All them trays of cash weren’t in your house

[plucky burrow]

Then maybe Solomon is the real deal

[opal rock]

So have to be taking them off someone

Probably Faber

[plucky burrow]

[still bobcat]

Still is I suppose

[plucky burrow]

Lmao

Of course

[opal rock]

Never has someone been so excited from a minute of action

[still bobcat]

We really going to double cross Faber that quickly?

I suppose we did that with the Casino

[plucky burrow]

We always do that

The only one that's safe was lester

[opal rock]

Maybe not anymore

[plucky burrow]

Because he plans the shit

[still bobcat]

When do we get into the good books to doublecross them the next update

[opal rock]

Imagine we Rob Lester

[plucky burrow]

Lmao

[still bobcat]

Rob back all that Lester Cut

[spiral lichen]

😭😭

Ai ting

[fossil dagger]

I'm happy i saved money in gta 5 instead of buying cars that i wanted, man i got 400m to play with now 😈

[spiral lichen]

why did bro unadd me wtff

@opal rock

[opal rock]

I never

[plucky burrow]

Why did you not add me

[spiral lichen]

oh

[plucky burrow]

😔

[spiral lichen]

u didddd

[plucky burrow]

Lemme deactivate

[spiral lichen]

😭😭😭

[opal rock]

Trust me I don’t even look at that stuff so I never did

[spiral lichen]

i swear we played gtao before or am i getting mixed up with someone else lol

[opal rock]

You’ve been on a deleting frenzy and forgot

[spiral lichen]

ur pfp was a duck right?

[spiral lichen]

nooo i never delete ppl lol

[opal rock]

Yeah we played

[spiral lichen]

yeah so wtf

i swear we talked in dm

but it’s nothing there

[opal rock]

Was a group chat

[spiral lichen]

ohh

damn wtf add meee

[opal rock]

I have

[spiral lichen]

[opal rock]

Got me on hold

[spiral lichen]

we need to play gta

[spiral lichen]

onggg mbb mb

idk what to do in there bc im broke

on pc

i’m so rich on console ;-;

[opal rock]

Well we can boost you

[spiral lichen]

Ong really???

no way 🥹🥹

[opal rock]

Shoulda logged in for casino 2x

[spiral lichen]

someone make me richie

[spiral lichen]

WHATTTT

ugh that requires playing the game tho

[opal rock]

Was couple of weeks ago

[spiral lichen]

awww

well

i was playing marble rivals

[opal rock]

Well yeah we’re not mooders

[spiral lichen]

Ofc

never!!

i don’t want to be modded

i just mean i can’t be bothered playing lol

i’m downloading rn tho

[plucky burrow]

Sell weed

It's fun

And profitable

[spiral lichen]

really?

ew bruh wtf is this profile thing

[plucky burrow]

You don't like weed

[spiral lichen]

idk

im kinda i cooked i spend like all my money on marvel rival

i’ve easily spent like just under half a grand on it

[plucky burrow]

You can spend gta money on marvel rivals?

[spiral lichen]

Right mb

[gray parcel]

just start growing, it's fun

[spiral lichen]

[spiral lichen]

how?

how do u grow when ur adult

[plucky burrow]

That's a very good question

[gray parcel]

i meant the weed

[knotty briar]

You just do

You gotta just tell yourself to grow and you do

[untold dock]

there's actually a dude sitting in his kosatka next to his yacht griefing people with missiles

amazing gameplay

good thing i'm never in unarmored vehicles in freemode

[gray parcel]

orb cannon and sub missiles were put in the game specifically to grief

[lost lily]

sparrow can bypass yacht defenses

[untold dock]

yeah but what the fuck am i going to do not get missiled

[lost lily]

it's pretty hard to aim with those kosatka missiles

[untold dock]

no it isn't

[vocal geode]

Scemer

[gray parcel]

it's easy if you boost your dpi

[hollow owl]

Scam?

[vocal geode]

Change it change it

[untold dock]

i can't risk some kosatka main getting me 1-0

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

Scemer

Like mudder like scemer

[steep ether]

Really?

[vernal jackal]

Why does ts still matter in the year of our lord 2025 💔

[vocal geode]

Yes

[lost lily]

well i blew up the kosatka missiles spamming guy the other day. then he spawned on beach killed him few times more and he left

some low level noob

[vocal geode]

[still bobcat]

Does that include the D-Day yacht defenses?

[steep ether]

In the sense that it's completely undetectable?

[vocal geode]

Yes

[steep ether]

Nice

[untold dock]

he knew what he was doing

[vocal geode]

Unless the guy shoots u out with rpgs and homing and railgun

[untold dock]

too slow though

[vocal geode]

Then bad luck

[west stirrup]

That looked very good

Le trailer

[steep ether]

Orb him

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

Just go nd kill him

[untold dock]

well i went into my salvage yard to fix my nightshark but i got stuck in black screen so i had to leave

[vernal jackal]

crazy.

[steep ether]

Well he doesn't want to risk 1-0 so what better way of cowardly killing someone than orbing them?