gta-online-mk2

[steep ether]

If it's not profitable, i will be

[broken musk]

I’ve learned to expect to be disappointed with rockstars bullshit

bullshit apparent DLC releases

[steep ether]

Yeah they really suck at most online updates, they only really know how to make singleplayer games

[west stirrup]

Hyperbole

[broken musk]

We literally have 1 week until they are released and not any news whatsoever

[steep ether]

There are more bad updates than good ones

[west stirrup]

Well probably recently

I wonder why

[nocturne fossil]

name a few

[broken musk]

Bail office

[tidal yew]

Morning 🙏

[nocturne fossil]

what else

arena war

[steep ether]

The yacht one, bail office, money fronts, let me see if i can remember some others

[broken musk]

Salvage yard is mid

[gray parcel]

i liked bail office more than salvage yard

[steep ether]

That's overly expensive, but not a bad update because the arena wars are fun

[broken musk]

It’s not trash but it could be better

[rancid parcel]

Agency

[west stirrup]

Me when summer update

[nocturne fossil]

ur joking right?

[broken musk]

Hey!

[gray parcel]

agency prob the worst for me

[west stirrup]

Wrong

[nocturne fossil]

the cars yeah but the content not much

[broken musk]

That’s where all my lawyers are

[steep ether]

I liked the arena war gamemodes

[rancid parcel]

Yeap

[broken musk]

My stolen lawyers

[steep ether]

Good update: the car meet one

[gray parcel]

arena war was prob fun when it first came out

and people actually played it

[steep ether]

Not a money update but a really fun one

[broken musk]

Garment factory dlc is decent

Not as good as it could’ve been

[west stirrup]

Indeed

[rancid parcel]

Best

[nocturne fossil]

[broken musk]

MC business?

[nocturne fossil]

doc forgery

[steep ether]

Great update: cayo, and not because of the money (it's on par with casino anyway) but because the heist has so many options and it's genuinely fun to do if you're not playing the same route for the 38369th time

[gray parcel]

mc stuff was fun when it was new

[broken musk]

Only thing that’s good for is my nightclub

[gray parcel]

i like that cayo is basically just playing splinter cell for a lil bit

[broken musk]

You miss driving around Los santos in UPS vans, having NPCs pass you on the highway?

[gray parcel]

it was still fun

the music was good

[steep ether]

It was the first time businesses were introduced, wasn't it?

[broken musk]

Idk

[west stirrup]

Nein

[gray parcel]

yeah mc stuff was wicked early

[west stirrup]

That was… CEO crate i think

[broken musk]

Yes my beloved enterprise

That I passed down to Martol bc I can’t legally own it anymore

They kinda just stole it tbh

[split moon]

gaming time

[broken musk]

[split moon]

cayo kinda different than I remeber

no jugg tho

[broken musk]

Uhh, why the casino rooftop security guard in my penthouse?

[broken musk]

That’s bc the penthouse owner left

I think

[cunning python]

they didnt tho

they were playing with us

[broken musk]

Stupid casino has been broken since they patched the gctf glitch

Every time rsg tries to fix something, they break 20 other things

[lost lily]

That's what casinos do. Kick u out when u start winning

[broken musk]

Nah, every time I win the slot machine jackpot the person on the speakerphone congratulates me and so does the cashier

The tables however, I can never win at them

[rancid parcel]

Legacy sucks!!!!!!!!

[nocturne fossil]

eyyo WAT?

"the house always wins"

[lost lily]

Legacy is full of people with potato pc or clowns whose m0d menu don't work on enhanced

[west stirrup]

Yes

[split moon]

damn ts kinda spooky

[steep ether]

I'm surprised the casino interior is actually in the casino

[nocturne fossil]

i mean u can see outside through the windows

if u owned a penthouse

[nocturne fossil]

i used to be one of those guys who gasped for the first time in their

i hate horror movies

[split moon]

I just heard a bunch of juggs breathing in my ear and I was like

[nocturne fossil]

i started freaking out

and getting angry too

"how dare i get scared to this nonsense in a decade old video game" xd

[split moon]

I ended up just killing all the juggs that were immediately accessible before turning the power on

I saw some hiding behind doors with thermals so I spammed rockets

[nocturne fossil]

same this is what i do now xD

[split moon]

dealt with more than enough juggs, dont need to be getting jumped in some random silo by a few dozen more

would be cool if more missions had that general tone and atmosphere though

[nocturne fossil]

spam rockets behind doors
thermal scope to spot and minigun juggs
place proxy mines below the doors

to assist my friends with career progress

[split moon]

yeah if I ever go for the career progress I'll probably bring a homie with me and go max tryhard haha

[plucky burrow]

[lament wasp]

END OF 2025 and this BS still exists.

[alpine basin]

Did you delete your profile cache and make a new one?

[lament wasp]

yep

restarted pc

[alpine basin]

Also the reason old bugs exist, is because rockstar is a lazy bum

[lament wasp]

reset network

no stranger to this error

[flint flower]

Just making sure you're secure

[nocturne fossil]

so my friend is like we can get half a mil for linking accs

that seems very sus to me ngl

that a price of a cluckin bell why would i need to link an acc for such a mediocore price in game

to then later get spam email or sum

[nocturne fossil]

or something worse

[alpine basin]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/settings/linkedaccounts
Nope, discord is now added here inside of account linking, you do need to be in the rockstar discord though

[nocturne fossil]

oh i see

[fierce mason]

So what do we have for today event?

[rancid parcel]

Same as last week

[fierce mason]

well then its just file again

[turbid spire]

are the combat series that bad? I didnt try it and also saw 0 ppl talking about it XD

[lost lily]

Just some random deathmatches

Hardly anyone plays those

[turbid spire]

I guess x3 cant compete with x5 eh XD

[fierce mason]

Honestly, you only do that with friends

[turbid spire]

are there any awards or career related to them at least?

[lost lily]

Deadline is good

[covert atlas]

They’re actually pretty fun but yeah nobody plays them

i wouldn’t be surprised if a good amount of the playerbase doesn’t even know they exist

[tame holly]

there is the t4 for deathmatches

[fierce mason]

I didnt even know they existed until C2 came and explained it

[tame holly]

iirc t3 requires u to win 10 of the community ones

[lost lily]

Sumo is fun

[covert atlas]

I miss Sumo in it’s prime

Was so fun

[lost lily]

And hunting pack especially vigilante vs scramjet one

[burnt maple]

@still bobcat back at it?

[rancid parcel]

I will kidnap your cat.

[burnt maple]

Valkyrie

[lost lily]

Last time i played that with some speedrunning friends, rekt the other team

[fierce mason]

i will kidnap all your op2 if you threaten our favourite person

[still bobcat]

Yes

Can't stop won't stop

[nocturne fossil]

u already have a cat that looks like u

[rancid parcel]

Can't hurt to have more

[west stirrup]

@storm nimbus

[burnt maple]

Did you guys vote yet? (Game of the year)

[turbid spire]

yeap yeap

[alpine basin]

Im surprised people still do that stuff despite it being obviously rigged most of the time

[radiant loom]

Soo no new update today?

[alpine basin]

Update is on tuesday on the 9th, with the new DLC

[west stirrup]

Yes

[radiant loom]

Yipper grippers

[burnt maple]

It is?

[alpine basin]

Astro bot made it clear it was rigged

[burnt maple]

Just dance 2025?

[turbid spire]

is gta even in any category?

[burnt maple]

Sadly yes most anticipated game

[turbid spire]

depends...which one we talking about?

[west stirrup]

Non

[burnt maple]

Game of the year

[west stirrup]

[turbid spire]

hm...ic I was thinking labor of love

[turbid spire]

right...but where? XD

[burnt maple]

The website

[still bobcat]

I don't think I was eligible to vote

[turbid spire]

right...what I mean is there are multiple around

I voted on steam for example

[burnt maple]

I think its best if you do it in the official website

[burnt maple]

You just have to sign up

[turbid spire]

steam is the official website for steam award

[fierce mason]

gta 6 already won that

[still bobcat]

Idk when I went into it the first category said I said to skip it and then the 2nd category I hadn't played any of those either so I just quit out of it

[burnt maple]

No they another event called game of year awards not the steam thing

[burnt maple]

I am pushing for witcher 4

[turbid spire]

game of the year award on steam yes

multiple different places do game of the year award

[burnt maple]

Same only voted for categories that i knew it still counts

[still bobcat]

Fine bros copyright react ahh

[turbid spire]

unfortuntelly dont think GTA is deserving labor of love award...ended up voting for vermintide

ow as it turns out it already won in 2018 so it wasnt even eligible XD

which is bs imo, but at the same time I get it 😔

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

Come stand on my yacht for 10 hours

[burnt maple]

[west stirrup]

You still need help with career progression?

[storm nimbus]

Yes please
Just with icebreaker
Also no amour or snacks on salvage but I can prob do that myself

Seemed to not count when I did before

[still bobcat]

Can u do them solo?

I'll be going back and getting Tier 4 after the event week

[turbid spire]

u can, but tricky

some in particular like bon voyage

[storm nimbus]

I'll solo salvage
Just icebreaker I want some help

I've done the rest

[still bobcat]

Already got D-Day done

I want that hoodie

[burnt maple]

I can help in 4 hours

[still bobcat]

Does it count if you buy the armour in the invite screen?

For the first one

[nocturne fossil]

nope

[still bobcat]

Or does that count as using armour

[storm nimbus]

Also guessing you'll be grinding more since the event extended to dlc day?

[still bobcat]

Yes

D-Day until Tuesday

I will be level 1050 >:)

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

I've earnt $60,000,000

More than I did during Diamond Casino Heist 2x

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

Easy set your aim assist to fully assisted

[burnt maple]

[still bobcat]

Think it already is

[storm nimbus]

One of the biggest wastes of money paying itself off finally

[still bobcat]

But I switch to keyboard & mouse when I get out of the Kraken

[storm nimbus]

I read you get an RP bonus if free aim?

[still bobcat]

Wait what

[nocturne fossil]

thats true

[still bobcat]

Is that actually true or are you trolling me so I get out of assisted aim

[burnt maple]

Test

[still bobcat]

But I'll lose 2 minutes of efficiency going back to SP to change to Free Aim

[still bobcat]

WHAT

I COULD HAVE HAD 25% MORE RP!?

[alpine basin]

[storm nimbus]

From the wiki

I figured you already had that

[still bobcat]

No...

I haven't even been using my controller to shoot them for most of it

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

Just been using my controller for the helicopter and kraken and then putting it down and shooting them with mouse & keyboard

[west stirrup]

I can help if u want

[west stirrup]

I have alot of days off until the update, should i go for the 900

[still bobcat]

Yes

:)

[alpine basin]

anyone have ideas I can use to make this worse?

[still bobcat]

0,255,0 RGB Crew colour

[storm nimbus]

Should just be one mission
Can call the Valkyrie and you shoot
Or I can just hide lol

[burnt maple]

Paint it pink

[alpine basin]

what hex of pink, up to ten characters in the hex value

[burnt maple]

No idea

[storm nimbus]

Was gonna say marshmallow Benny's but it's got F1s lol

[alpine basin]

?

[alpine basin]

I can put benny's on it

[still bobcat]

How did you do that so quick

[burnt maple]

Prefect

[still bobcat]

Or are you already in that crew

[alpine basin]

cough

[still bobcat]

Wow cheater

[alpine basin]

neuh uh

[west stirrup]

Cower in fear

[still bobcat]

Well the guards are still 125 RP each

They aren't 25% extra

Alright done lets see

[storm nimbus]

Yeah those only seem to be the 5x
Cause its 25 normally

[still bobcat]

Nah I still only got $120k 8481 RP

And I'm in free aim

[burnt maple]

Is there anyone waiting for free spots?

[still bobcat]

Me? I'm solo rn

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Stop

[alpine basin]

I love my garage under my garment factory, all my cars plus my singular oppressor without any upgrades on it

[still bobcat]

How does the plane even fit through the shutter

[tidal yew]

Simple colors

Its good

[alpine basin]

you disassemble it one by one and then rebuild it

[alpine basin]

that car up close is way more complex, it looks black from a distance

like purple with a black pearl and a bit of chrome

[west stirrup]

This is what we call getting ragebaited

[alpine basin]

Adds max performance > Them liking it

[burnt maple]

Crash the car next time

[storm nimbus]

777
Lucky 7s

[still bobcat]

I go into simeons dealership just to test drive a car and crash it into a gas station

[storm nimbus]

Invited

[west stirrup]

😏

Do you have the Hydrant perchance?

Hydra

[storm nimbus]

Yes

[west stirrup]

Mind if i lend that?

[storm nimbus]

I'll call it

[west stirrup]

Can i have its number?

I have incredible "Rizz"

[sleek prism]

I started doing this, and other mods like they want

[storm nimbus]

Marked it

[burnt maple]

Do we get a bonus?

[sleek prism]

Maybe, maybe not

[storm nimbus]

I'll call it again
It did the thing where it won't spawn

[still bobcat]

Pegasus

[sleek prism]

Atleast I can drive faster :D

[burnt maple]

Ahh why didn’t i think of that

[west stirrup]

Sniping it is

[storm nimbus]

It's back there

It spawned this time

Pegasus texting me saying it's stolen

[west stirrup]

Fok

[burnt maple]

Are you in the boat mission?

[west stirrup]

No

[tidal yew]

Black pearl is just ❤️

[storm nimbus]

Didn't get the no amour or snacks one again
Same happened on salvage the other day

[still bobcat]

Which sales are ending in 3 hours

[west stirrup]

Uhh i did apply armor and snacks

[storm nimbus]

It shouldn't matter if you do.or not

[still bobcat]

Are the Raiju and Niobe from Black Friday sales

[turbid spire]

all black friday stuff

[storm nimbus]

Niobe no, raiju yeah

[still bobcat]

#gta-news message How can you tell which is which

[autumn epoch]

wait raiju is still on sale

[burnt maple]

Check your dms nwy

[still bobcat]

For another 2.5 hours at least

[autumn epoch]

@sturdy tapir we have some stuff to do

[turbid spire]

yea, week didnt change yet

[sturdy tapir]

Fuh naw

[storm nimbus]

The 50 and 40% ones

[turbid spire]

check in the official sauce instad, very clear to see https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/2583789kaao8aa/live-a-superyacht-life-with-lavish-rewards

[storm nimbus]

Except yachts

[still bobcat]

Damn I have to spend some money

[autumn epoch]

oh wait yea you are at school rn arent you

mb gang 💔

[storm nimbus]

Thanks @west stirrup

[west stirrup]

[storm nimbus]

Time to join nwy

[west stirrup]

What did you need for that other mission

[storm nimbus]

I did it while waiting

[still bobcat]

Gimme 20 minutes just bought all the stuff I didn't have that was on sale

[storm nimbus]

Was just also no snacks

[west stirrup]

Ohh

[tame holly]

bf club is the best compact for races

[hollow glade]

W HSW purchases

[tame holly]

(idc if the brioso has an higher top speed, it handles like shit)

[still bobcat]

Yea I know made that class redundant I think

If it came out when I was retired I don't have it

[hollow glade]

I mean the brioso is 1st in both lap time too. Seems pretty competitive to me still

[tame holly]

yeah, i just don't like how it drives

i found it way easier to get performance out of the club than the brioso

[sleek prism]

Is that.. Corsa C ?

[tame holly]

umm achukally 🤓 that is the wrong car

it should be the blista kanjo not the asbo

[alpine basin]

missed the joke by a lightyear

[tame holly]

yes i did

[alpine basin]

Asbo

[sleek prism]

Irl

[alpine basin]

they said the club was the best when in reality, the asbo is better, because nobody wins the race

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Maxwell Asbo | ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛs

This vehicle was added on December 12, 2019. Acquire it from Southern San Andreas Super Autos; Customer Car (Auto Shop).

IRL Counterpart: Vauxhall / Opel Corsa C

Basic Info

$408,000
Trade price: $306,000 - Casino Heist as leader with this vehicle
1,030 kg
:wheel: FWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Compacts
1:17.010 Lap Time
96.5 mph Top Speed

asbo • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

Yes, Corsa C

[still bobcat]

Perfection

[sleek prism]

Tho Corsa B is the best Corsa model imo

[hollow glade]

The assbo

[still bobcat]

The raiju stealth is just for other players yea?

Doesn't help me in actual gameplay?

[storm nimbus]

Holden Barina

[hollow glade]

It does remove ur wanted level down to a 3 star pretty sure

[still bobcat]

Okay thanks that's actually helpful

[lost lily]

2 stars

like akula

[still bobcat]

Go off the radar for the other 0 players in your invite only lobby

[hollow glade]

Ah yea 2 or 3 stars wasn’t sure which

[still bobcat]

Wait I gotta buy 2 Niobe's don't I

[hollow glade]

Why not

[still bobcat]

God the Niobe is so unfun to drive

omg the Vigero ZX Convertible has a HSW variant too?

[storm nimbus]

Yeah

[covert atlas]

Rockstar please give Vamos HSW for the Mansion update

[still bobcat]

We ain't saving for the Mansions DLC with these sales 🗣️

[alpine basin]

[still bobcat]

Pariah HSW pls

[covert atlas]

Speaking of Vigero ZX. Took it out for a spin again and it’s pretty fun to drive

A lot less wheelspin than I remember

[tame holly]

that's basically the banshee gts

[lapis fossil]

Comparing Ocelot Pariah to Bravado Banshee GTS:

Ocelot Pariah | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

Basic Info

$1,420,000
1,500 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Sports
1:00.644 Lap Time
136 mph Top Speed

Cheapest!

Bravado Banshee GTS | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

Basic Info

$1,989,500
1,550 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Sports
1:00.621 Lap Time
138 mph Top Speed

Fastest!

[tame holly]

(the banshee here isn't the hsw version)

[still bobcat]

Damn as much as I don't like how the Niobe feels to drive it does look sick

Alright just going to look in the 50 car garage and then host more D-Day

It's just a High-End Apartment garage that has Office Garage customisation

[burnt maple]

[storm nimbus]

At least it doesn't count towards the 10 apartment limit

[still bobcat]

Yea but I only use like 50% of my car slots right now, would rather having $300mil in the bank than have a bunch of stationery cars in garages

If you've got every property what's the max slots right now in Online?

I think I have like 320 cars

Including gta+

[covert atlas]

I think it’s around 320 yeah. It’s somewhere in the 300s without GTA+

Then just add 100 for GTA+

[still bobcat]

Oh wait really? I thought you could have like 600

[storm nimbus]

Like 433 as a rough count

[covert atlas]

There are 600+ driveable cars/vehicles in general iirc but only around 300-400 garage spaces for cars

[storm nimbus]

It's prob more

Oh and 10 bikes in clubhouse

And whatever facilities can have that aren't reserved for the special vehicles like rcv, chernobog

Like I said, rough count lmao

[still bobcat]

Oh okay gtabase is just crap, it's including things like the Forlift

[tame holly]

I did the math some time ago in #gta-vehicles u prob can find my results over there

[still bobcat]

The "checklist" has like Forklift, every Marshall, Skylift, Tourbus, things you wouldn't count

[tame holly]

Yeah i didn't count Pegasus and hangar vehicles

Just everything that can be stored in a standard garage without glitches

[still bobcat]

I mean some of those are just straight up unobtainable idk why they put them in the list

Ripley, pretty sure there's North Yankton snowy vehicles in this

[tame holly]

Yup, i used gtacars.net for the data on my math

It has a filter for storage location

[still bobcat]

The cutter

What's the point of this part of the website

Anyway, more D-Day!\

[storm nimbus]

🪂

[rancid parcel]

Literally DDay described in 5 emojos

[still bobcat]

Paste that 600 times

[rancid parcel]

Someone send me an invite link to DViper discord I want to steal.his emojis

[storm nimbus]

No report for DM discord invite pls

Nvm it was blocked

You prob have dms off

[split moon]

reported

[storm nimbus]

[rancid parcel]

Have a 2nd try

[storm nimbus]

There is also a legacy emotes server but I don't seem to be able to get invite links

It's prob in his server somewhere tho

[fair crater]

do we get the mansion dlc today or not yet

[rancid parcel]

Comeback until its 9th

[storm nimbus]

9th

[west stirrup]

6th

[alpine basin]

me when I lie

[fair crater]

i shall take a nap till 9th then

[west stirrup]

4th

[west stirrup]

I was going to do the same thing

[fair crater]

[tidal yew]

U alive?!

[fair crater]

i always lurking

[tidal yew]

[burnt maple]

Can i join?

[still bobcat]

Like there's like 3 in queue

[burnt maple]

[fierce mason]

i honestly thought you left

[vocal geode]

[alpine basin]

They are rolling out crediting for the stuff already, guess they are a tad quick with it this time

[tame holly]

oh wait update went live and i didn't notice

can we do the x4 fib file again ?

[alpine basin]

Yes but I believe a lot of people are getting errors after completing it

Im not sure they intended you to be able to run the same file, on x4, multiple times, that or they didn't consider it

[tame holly]

ofc, R* had to break smth while extending the week

maybe its like what happened with dre where it was x8 for some bc of some weird multiply errors with the previous week bonuses ?

so it could be a weird case of x16 and the game just isn't built to get that kind of multiplier right away

[alpine basin]

Not quite whats happening

[tame holly]

idk, just throwing ideas on the possible issue

[alpine basin]

Its erroring people and not syncing the data, so you initailly lose your file and not get the money, because its not supposed to really give you money for something you already did

But I have a feeling its only happening to people who have completed it within the last 1 - 2 days, as thats most viable for a transaction error of completing the same file but people beyond that are fine

[tame holly]

oh yeah i should be good then

i did it on last thursday

[broken musk]

Looks like he is too concerned for his own life than to deal with mine

[wintry ermine]

[olive lotus]

Just... wow

[broken musk]

No this isn’t a m0d menu, it’s director mode

[broken musk]

Tell Brendan I’m planning on hosting a s*x partae once I’m done the mission

No discretion for Brendan

[still bobcat]

Ohhhh~ Won't go there

[broken musk]

Oooooohhh goodie

I got into a flame war with some pathetic griefer

Two of them actually

They tryna insult me in DMs lmao

[broken musk]

Damm these two are salty

I orbed them once bc they were being idiots and they won’t leave me alone now

[stoic sage]

[fierce mason]

What the heck did i just read after waking up from a nap

[broken musk]

It was a joke bc Brendan always makes fun of my apparent rich friends s*x parties on their yatchs, last I checked all my friends end up dead though so

It’s part of his dialogue

[fierce mason]

I see

[broken musk]

“Imagine the look on all your rich pals faces when you tell 'em this is how you spent your time. Most of them just use their yachts for sex par... I'm not going to go there, a captain's discretion's all he's got.” - Brendan Darcy

Is a quote from D-Day

[fierce mason]

Well since we gonna have a mansion coming up
It wouldnt be a bad time to have some sort of party event or something

[broken musk]

Fr I want to throw a party on my yatch

Maybe not that type of party though

[fierce mason]

You can do it with player and hang out in the bathtub and drink alcohol

[fierce mason]

dude
not everyone is interested in that like you

[broken musk]

bruh I said not that type of party

I want a classy parté

All formal attire

[opal rock]

Are you diddy in disguise?

[broken musk]

No

[opal rock]

That’s what diddy would say

I can’t believe they extended this week

[broken musk]

Ive probably met him but im not him

[opal rock]

Mansions dlc is gonna be so

[broken musk]

(Not actually met him lmao)

When is that released? The upcoming Tuesday?

[fierce mason]

Yes

[broken musk]

I’m probably fine for money

[daring bobcat]

how much?

[broken musk]

Close to 400m

A little bit less than that

[fierce mason]

Im fine with 20 million

[daring bobcat]

that should be fine

[gray meteor]

Twins

[plucky burrow]

38 MB update

Very small assets

[daring bobcat]

another one

[still bobcat]

Is that it? Is he dead? Haha!!

[steep ether]

When are they releasing the fucking mansions trailer

I want to know if there'll be more to it than just owning a mansion

[plucky burrow]

They will release gta 6 before that

[rancid parcel]

Didnt they already release the mansion trailer?

[lucid lake]

They released a teaser

[wintry ermine]

Idk, looked like a pretty cool trailer

[lucid lake]

Everyone seemed to have forgotten what a teaser was the moment it came out

[turbid spire]

clearly...never >.<

[lost lily]

i'm gonna use bullet for speedruns. maybe break some WR

cuz it's average speed is same as vigilante

all the top speed runners on pc watch out. i'm coming for u with my almighty bullet

[versed lintel]

Ok ethanol

[steep ether]

How are you so sure

[versed lintel]

It's basic organic chemistry

[steep ether]

He could be dimethyl ether

Yes and dimethyl ether is basic organic chemistry too

[versed lintel]

It's not dimethyl

[steep ether]

CH3 - O - CH3

[versed lintel]

Depends on structure but ethanol is more fresh

[steep ether]

Doesn't matter

C2H6O is not guaranteed to be ethanol

[daring bobcat]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @daring bobcat

[radiant loom]

Sup gangsters

[still bobcat]

Me

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's the online character

splat

[thick rose]

https://youtu.be/dFXPJkAkcp8?si=sIhEL5GtCjhP7P4i

The boss always blows himself up for some reason

[turbid spire]

not always

only if u alert him he dies to his own air defense

also not the fastest btw, but u dont want THAT fast either way XD

[knotty briar]

He can’t fathom watching me throw my body at him at 300mph into his helicopter

[still bobcat]

If you land here you remain in stealth

[split moon]

lmfao

[still bobcat]

This guy does it wrong

Why would spent 2 minutes in loading screens to spend 2 minutes of gameplay to earn $60000

Land on the window, retain your stealth, kill everyone yourself for 25 kills (3000 RP) and then leave after only 4 minutes for $120k, that's a lot better

[golden sundial]

Overcomplicating the process gives a veneer of credibility

[split moon]

[golden sundial]

"oh, this guy knows what he's doing" is what people think

[still bobcat]

"Overcomplicating the process"

Landing on a different spot

[alpine basin]

[split moon]

I mean at the end of it all he only really wants views lol, he isn't making it any more complicated than any other method

he's just reposting the same known method

[still bobcat]

Nah it was posted 7 days ago

[golden sundial]

Damn did you off a cartel boss?

[knotty briar]

Worse. A jetski thief

[alpine basin]

got I hate those jet ski thief's, their criminal acts cannot go un-noticed

[knotty briar]

I don’t mind people stealing shit it’s only when it’s my shit getting stolen

[golden sundial]

What if you're doing the stealing

[knotty briar]

Then it’s even better

[alpine basin]

They probably deserve it if im stealing from them, they clearly have too much if they store it in bulk

[knotty briar]

But I sure as shit ain’t stealing 15k jet skis

[alpine basin]

I am

[golden sundial]

15k is good

You can buy the bike with it

I forgot what it's called

[knotty briar]

You gotta steal the biggest boat you can find

[plucky burrow]

Did the trailer

[steep ether]

How tf did you get 90k rp lmao

[alpine basin]

a little bug involving the mutli for the yacht missions on console and pc, probably can't explain as I think 90k might be considered an advantage, or at least a heavy exploit

you can do the bug outside of yacht missions but, you do get x5 less than what you would inside those missions, it does work with the weekly bonus for RP weirdly enough on most things

[steep ether]

Well, good thing i don't need it because i'm already level 300

[still bobcat]

??? minutes
124 D-Day Missions
1,240,000 RP
$14,000,000

[west stirrup]

986 minutes

[hollow owl]

The amount of time it takes for 1 person to join my Stocks to Dock mission

[nocturne fossil]

this is a very nice shirt

something says it was meant for me

will fit perfectly during heists

[split moon]

[nocturne fossil]

the car suspension going down when throttling was so satisfying

[untold dock]

trying to help randoms is so tragic

[daring bobcat]

ikr

[untold dock]

oh nice

nvm

lol

[nocturne fossil]

iam tragic person having compassion and empathy to wait for level56 to finish the fleeca puzzle

[untold dock]

how is every person on my friends list busy

insane

[nocturne fossil]

doing heists xd

[daring bobcat]

all three of my friends are busy.

and one is in this heist

[untold dock]

matchmaking isn't working, someone would have joined by now

i sent him a message but dunno if noticed/read/understood it

[nocturne fossil]

i hate that they removed skilled matchmaking

its useless but it was still an option

[daring bobcat]

omfg

[untold dock]

ok finally one of the guys from the previous setup joined

[daring bobcat]

well we got someone

level 11

[untold dock]

and it's bugged

great lmao

[nocturne fossil]

what mission/heist?

[untold dock]

humane slab raid

[daring bobcat]

humane labs

[untold dock]

should be emp but it's playing the finale cutscene

so this is bugged

chopper doesn't spawn so actually going in the fucking boat

[nocturne fossil]

have someone else get the chopper

[untold dock]

this is the first time in probably 5 years i've actually been in the dinghy on emp

[nocturne fossil]

it happened to me too

[untold dock]

no cuz it's randoms

[nocturne fossil]

it seems like this is a new bug

i dont think it has anything to do with storymode since it worked before

[untold dock]

bruh

[daring bobcat]

how?

[untold dock]

how this dude died twice doing nothing

i fear deliver emp

[daring bobcat]

that guy does not know how to fly

[versed lintel]

Failing the hydra mission is not rare tbh

Since the guys do heavy dmg

[untold dock]

it takes so long to start the next setup i never know if they're actually going to do it

feels weird playing these "as intended"

[untold dock]

how is nobody joining

says matchmaking is open and the guy looks like he's in a public session

[hollow glade]

“How long is this going to TAKE”

[vernal jackal]

crazy.

I didn't know the Garment Factory was housing Pavel inside it 💔

[hollow glade]

[untold dock]

god

why is the insurgent driving i fucking destroyed it

and of course the moron that spent 5 minutes wasting ammo leaves instantly

[untold dock]

playing with randoms really makes you appreciate actual players

[daring bobcat]

your welcome

[alpine basin]

😭

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Lol where do I check mine?

[nocturne fossil]

jeez xd

[alpine basin]

update your discord to the most recent version, and then on mobile it will be on your profile in the corner, desktop has this giant, flag in the top right of the screen thats impossible to miss

[tidal yew]

Still nothing

[tidal yew]

.

[alpine basin]

might take a day or two to catch up to you as well

[tidal yew]

Ain't surprised

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

That's 5th

[west stirrup]

Huh

[autumn epoch]

i think we should address the elephant in the room

[west stirrup]

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

may or may not have stolen this picture

[gray meteor]

Ain't no way

[nocturne fossil]

wats urs?

[gray meteor]

Emojis or checkpoint as a whole

[alpine basin]

whole

[nocturne fossil]

someone else had the same emoji xd

[gray meteor]

I wish it was flork

[alpine basin]

[gray meteor]

would've been fire too

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

av1 encoding test. is this video playing for u guys

[honest geyser]

Some devices don’t support av1 encoding yet

[lost lily]

decode rather

[nocturne fossil]

like my cheap laptop xd

[alpine basin]

Its playing, lovely garage

[nocturne fossil]

the whole browser just crashes

[gray meteor]

YETH

[honest geyser]

Use AV1 in OBS and then put it into handbrake to turn it into h.265

[lost lily]

dont u have like a 4090 or something so it'll obv play

[alpine basin]

sigh

[west stirrup]

I love your name

[honest geyser]

My momma gave me it

[west stirrup]

Good

[nocturne fossil]

[honest geyser]

@lost lily I record using AV1 in OBS then use handbrake to get it down to an acceptable size

Works really well

[split moon]

Discord re-encodes and compresses uploaded videos

Uses H.264 / AVC iirc

[honest geyser]

I still would prefer to record using h.265 but Davinci resolve does not support hardware decoding for h.26x formats

[honest geyser]

People who try to view a video you uploaded in a format their device doesn’t support still results in the video not working

That’s why he has to turn his av1 into an h.65x file

[split moon]

Yeah some encoding formats are just not supported well at all. I know when I was using HEVC the video just wouldn't be playable at all

[honest geyser]

HEVC works on my iPhone and computer for me

AV1 works on my computer but not my phone

[west stirrup]

bleak

[plucky burrow]

Send leaks

[alpine basin]

[plucky burrow]

Wally

Send more

[alpine basin]

🫛

[still bobcat]

Imagine the look on all your rich pals faces when you tell them this is how you spent your time

[plucky burrow]

Me?

What did I ever do to you

[still bobcat]

It's a quote from Captain Brendan Darcy on the mission D-Day

I'm back on my D-Day grind

Pushing for Level 1000 tonight

[plucky burrow]

I was offended by that

Now send leaks to erase your sins

[still bobcat]

🍎

[split moon]

ok here are the leaks

[west stirrup]

On the yacht?

[cunning python]

[still bobcat]

Me? I am

[split moon]

random adds me
follows me around for a bit
says he wanted to take me to see "him"
goes offline shortly after

[west stirrup]

See him on a date?

[split moon]

I have

[alpine basin]

[split moon]

no idea

[west stirrup]

How was it

[split moon]

better experience than the """pvpers""" that just immediately AWOL the second you hit them

[plucky burrow]

You have cassette too

[still bobcat]

Earnt $133,000,000 in 2 weeks

That's like $1,330 in Shark Cards

[split moon]

[lost lily]

oreo with a massive smirk rn

[still bobcat]

My excuse is I retired

[alpine basin]

you wanna calculate how much this is worth for me (thanks in advance)
#gta-online-mk2 message

[still bobcat]

Are you okay with it being in AUD?

[alpine basin]

thats kinda a deal breaker for me

Ill accept uh, shillings, gold dollars, or USD for the most part

[still bobcat]

Too bad you're getting AUD

Actually it's pretty easy to work out, if $115 AUD is $11.5 Million just move the decimal over by 2

[west stirrup]

Not the best idea

[alpine basin]

unimaginable game

[covert atlas]

Clearly not forklift certified

[split moon]

🥀

[west stirrup]

[split moon]

we have different demons we deal with

[plucky burrow]

Couldn't you just jobwrap

Warp

Idk

What's the word

Wrap or warp

[split moon]

warp

[plucky burrow]

What is English even about

Let's all speak native

Or binary

[covert atlas]

I agree

AI is taking over anyways

[west stirrup]

Never let me play cayo with one funtioning eye

[lost lily]

most played this year legacy? ok

[split moon]

Never let me play cayo

I just inhale gold and leave in 5 minutes

[west stirrup]

Ey i just want tier 4

The alarm got rang 3 fucking times oh my god

[split moon]

are you playing with pubs?

[still bobcat]

Do you play FiveM?

[west stirrup]

Alone thankfully

[split moon]

mmm

[plucky burrow]

I too got legacy lol

It says 69 sessions 😭

[still bobcat]

This new controller I bought is broken

The battery lasts like an hour

It was at full charge less than 2 hours ago and now it's flat

[alpine basin]

playstation

my ps3 remote ironically still functions perfectly

[hollow owl]

The controllers are ass icl

[split moon]

was probably a refurb / rma

[hollow owl]

I wanna use my ps4 one

[still bobcat]

I bought it brand new at a store

I think I'll return it monday

[split moon]

sometimes they dont label the refurbs properly

or they get mixed up

[still bobcat]

Yea I still got the box and my receipt was texted to me

[split moon]

really common to happen if stuff has really minimal cosmetic wear

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

I would rather use my ps4 controller which is light asf and actually works while tryin to edit on fortnite

[still bobcat]

Mine does too but the joysticks have had 12 years of melting in the aussie sun

They are like sticky

[hollow owl]

Even though it has stick drift and no bottom right d pad

[split moon]

ew

yuck

gross

[still bobcat]

Not from use, just from sitting there

[split moon]

bleh

yuck

[still bobcat]

If you search ps3 controller joystick sticky you'll see some other people who have had the rubber start to decay from inactivity

[split moon]

Im just yankin your chain :p

[west stirrup]

[still bobcat]

But I like my chain

[split moon]

yoink

[burnt maple]

free spot?

[still bobcat]

Yis

[burnt maple]

10 minutes

[lost lily]

no

[tidal yew]

[silk shuttle]

this is great news honestly...

[still bobcat]

[burnt maple]

[west stirrup]

are we getting update info or something

Sudden forums news is why i ask

[split moon]

good

[plucky burrow]

They do not tolerate these glitches

Replay is fine

[still bobcat]

Replay is sorta intentional though

[split moon]

Nah, its just bad logistics.

I mean atp its gotta be intentional

[west stirrup]

It sounds like a glitch they'd want to patch badly

[plucky burrow]

They can't

[west stirrup]

Ik

[sturdy tapir]

Bros ps3 remote is the strongest in the room

[plucky burrow]

It's a the games design that allows it

[split moon]

They can, it would be absurdly easy to do. They've fixed this exact issue with other things before

[still bobcat]

I mean, they could have implemented in a way that gives zero pay and removes your heist finale from the setup board but then legitimate players who have their wifi drop out at the wrong moment would get screwed

[plucky burrow]

P2P and such shit

It's a big mess

[plucky burrow]

How

[plucky burrow]

It is a connection glitch

It would be very unfair to punish people for having a bad Internet

[split moon]

They could change the IP of their progress server and that would effectively "fix" the bug for the thousands of people that use that AHK script.

Could have been done at any point but never was

[still bobcat]

That's what I'm saying

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

Do it

And take the job

[still bobcat]

accommodate legitimate players so they have no issue with disappearing heist finales, whilst cheaters can exploit it for illegitimate gains

[split moon]

It would be a simpler matter if mission progress was saved in stages rather than "you either never touched this or you definitely completed it, but we'll reward the money and RP earlier than the stage of the mission that actually saves to your account"

[plucky burrow]

Rockstar might be the amoungest the worst places to work in tbh

[plucky burrow]

Maybe because they are no checkpoints towards the end of the mission

And heists have some very long stretches in the last parts

[split moon]

thats basically what I said

[plucky burrow]

Idk I'm losing the plot

But yeah

[split moon]

but the root of the issue is that the rewards are handled completely separately from the actual mission

thats the ONLY reason its as bad as it is

[plucky burrow]

It is still fair as it is right now

Because there are people who have a bad connection

Just like how the games sizes are getting very big, they compensate for people with HDDs.

It might be about how good you make the user experience on average

Not about being right

[split moon]

One of the main reasons games are so bloated is because they are still supporting HDD users

even though they only make up something like 11% of the market on average

[plucky burrow]

11 is a big portion

[split moon]

the other reason is just cause studios have completely abolished the idea of optimization

[still bobcat]

yea ive already contact support like 30 times just for cargo getting blown up by cheaters, with the hundreds of heists ive done i feel like if they changed it so the heist finale can disappear on you without a payout i would have contacted support a lot more

australian internet + wifi = no

[plucky burrow]

But there should be an algorithm for the duplication process and the main game is released for SSD users

Like a standard

Then people get to choose whether they are using an hdd or ssd

[still bobcat]

i pushed out a 15% lfg the other day and my wifi kept cutting out so i ended up giving the user a lot more cut

[plucky burrow]

Before downloading

[split moon]

true. aus net is incredibly sad

the biggest of very sads

[still bobcat]

we invented wifi

[plucky burrow]

You are from Australia too?

[split moon]

I've experienced it, and I have a lot of aussie friends lol

[plucky burrow]

[still bobcat]

i have like 15 mbps upload max

[plucky burrow]

Aussies are nice

[plucky burrow]

Noob I have 20

[split moon]

Nwy tried to steal my kidneys

[still bobcat]

:(

[split moon]

exactly

[still bobcat]

They were double money

[plucky burrow]

Kidknee

[split moon]

well shit if I knew that I would have just sold them myself

wait if I cut you in on the action do I get a 15% bonus?

[plucky burrow]

[still bobcat]

I was going to do the B2B Kidney glitch but it only works twice

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

Unless you have a 3rd kidney you haven't told me about

[plucky burrow]

Why was the heist month so ass

😔

[split moon]

because heists inherently are the suck

[plucky burrow]

They are the money makers

There's not a relevant business

Compared to heists

Maybe hangar

But

[still bobcat]

Nightclub if you're okay with hardware degradation

[split moon]

Nightclub is good, acidlab is great

[plucky burrow]

I mean active businesses

That rewards you for work

[split moon]

air cargo isn't awful if you have the mental fortitude of a block of steel

[plucky burrow]

Just like heists

[still bobcat]

Well yea active play should always outpace passive

[plucky burrow]

Yeah the lack of diversity is what makes it bad

And the fact the you need to fill it all the way to get a bonus

[split moon]

thats why heists are shite, they're about the least rewarding 'active' thing you can do

apartment heists*

[plucky burrow]

Heists are unrivalled imo

Content wise

[split moon]

Content is fine

reward is not

[plucky burrow]

Well

You gotta keep the shark card sales up

[split moon]

because the reward is bad its hard to find any decent crews anymore

which makes it

not so enjoyable

[plucky burrow]

Inflation

Remember when the game ended when you bought the bugatti

😔

[split moon]

pov me when I'm on my 39rd run of prison break in one night

[plucky burrow]

Pilot bears the responsibility

[still bobcat]

The apartment heist payouts are stuck in 2015

They could at least buff them to be relevant

[split moon]

yes

[still bobcat]

Or at least something we can invest in to increase the payouts

They were basically handing out high end apartments so the entry level is next to nothing

[still bobcat]

The low level who doesnt know how to open their parachute

They'll be handy for D-Day this week at least

[plucky burrow]

Hop

[rancid parcel]

Off

[split moon]

I always get a good laugh when they somehow manage to parachute straight into a rotary blade

[plucky burrow]

Wait

[split moon]

LOL

[still bobcat]

My mate climbed onto my helicopter at the start of a D-Day yesterday

[split moon]

just d-day fodder

[rancid parcel]

No

[split moon]

"ok jump out now"

what about the parachute
"dw just jump"

[still bobcat]

Had to do the mission the slow way with the Kraken

[split moon]

Kraken is sadness

I'd rather spontaneously combust

[plucky burrow]

Why not

Write a simple 2 paragraph essay with your reasons

[still bobcat]

chatgpt write me an essay

wait shit wrong window

[split moon]

im disowning you

[still bobcat]

Ive never done that

[split moon]

grok is this real

[still bobcat]

my mate buys grok but doesnt ever want to buy youtube premium

[west stirrup]

Have you ever had a dream

[still bobcat]

Back in 2018 I would only dream in the map of Los Santos

[west stirrup]

Something you wanted so bad

You’d do anything

[still bobcat]

Grinding in my dreams

[burnt maple]

like a plastic bag?

drifting through the wind

[still bobcat]

That's do you ever feel

[burnt maple]

Already buried deep
Six feet under

[west stirrup]

Neither of you got what i was referring to

[burnt maple]

fireworks?

[still bobcat]

that you um you had you you could you do you want you to could so do you

[tidal yew]

My dream always changes

[west stirrup]

Yis

[burnt maple]

I am very new to gaming with keyboard and 🐁

[still bobcat]

smh

totally didnt forget about gta and tab out to look at youtube.com/recap

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[burnt maple]

Boat mission

[rancid parcel]

[burnt maple]

I wonder why the x

[rancid parcel]

Too much doubts and Negativity this year 😔

[lost lily]

Was expecting your top emoji to be

[still bobcat]

🔥

[rancid parcel]

Why is the 1st emoji names lfg lol

[still bobcat]

lets fking gooooo

[rancid parcel]

Lol

[tidal yew]

The estate missions r only 3 right?

[still bobcat]

yes

[tidal yew]

Alr

[still bobcat]

once the mission markers back at devin weston's mansion ur set to get the discount and the milli from maze bank in like 24 hours

you can't park there, mate

[radiant loom]

Destroy WHO'S HELICOPTER??

[still bobcat]

Some korean old man

Who's anti air defense missiles destroy helicopters in Fort Zancudo

[radiant loom]

No I mean..

[hollow owl]

Holy fuck

💀

[still bobcat]

Yo guys, mr korean man ftw here, today I'm going to have some maniac smack onto my yacht and I'm going to blow myself up

[hollow owl]

Wait I sent more

😭

[still bobcat]

#2 LFG

[hollow owl]

Honestly thought either lfg or melonsip would be 1st

[still bobcat]

Idk how so many u guys have so many emotes used

[still bobcat]

24 weeks of the year* during the footy any time someone kicks a goal we're spamming the emote on the player who kicks the goal in a channel

[hollow owl]

Ive sent 82k messages here

88k actually

Now way ive sent 29k in a few hours

[still bobcat]

Next year people are going to sit in voice chat all day and spam emotes