gta-online-mk2

[still bobcat]

[west stirrup]

Every RP bonus helps

[still bobcat]

Silly is now online

[west stirrup]

Phat gets the first milestone

[still bobcat]

yea im hours away from 950

Might hit that in 7-8 hours~

[west stirrup]

madlad

[still bobcat]

3.3 mil RP grinded 💪

[west stirrup]

That was fast

[still bobcat]

Landed wrong

He AA'd himself + skip

[neon acorn]

Hello

[west stirrup]

Olleh

[tidal yew]

!rule 5

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

Back at ya

[west stirrup]

Is that it? Is he did? Hahaaaaaa

[still bobcat]

He flew into the ocean

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

@neon acorn helo

[still bobcat]

[spiral lichen]

OMGG-

u got me there

[spiral lichen]

Please move conversations regarding ingame sessions into dms, thank you.

[still bobcat]

Is that it? Is he dead? Hahaaaaaa! You tangoed with the wrong captain, matey!

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

Is he did? *

[still bobcat]

We don't talk like that

[west stirrup]

Yis

[still bobcat]

That's new zealand

Ours is more like Dair'd

[brittle hatch]

We are a week away from the dlc, it's time to prepare for the "do i have enough for the dlc" post

[west stirrup]

Might need to buy some Megalodons

[still bobcat]

There's already been a week of that in #gta-online

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[brittle hatch]

Thanks i really wanted gta 5 a few more years

[still bobcat]

Is 330 mil enough for da DLC

[split moon]

Dont buy shark cards

[west stirrup]

Why not

[tidal yew]

If u have money gimme

[brittle hatch]

we'll buy shark cards till gta 5 on switch is a thing

[still bobcat]

Give me $5 and u can sit on my yacht

[split moon]

Dont be a weirdo

[autumn epoch]

double it and give it to the next person

[west stirrup]

But i can do it for free

[tidal yew]

Give me 10$ I'll tell u take a dip in hot tub

[brittle hatch]

i'll let you get in for free but i'll activate the air defense on so that you're forced to swim to the yacht

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

!gunvan

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @still bobcat

[west stirrup]

@still bobcat 1sec

[storm nimbus]

Sorry got distracted

[west stirrup]

This grind would be much better if you could replay it immediatly

From the voting menu

So i can lay on my couch and do nothing

[tidal yew]

Lazy

[still bobcat]

Okay, Peter

[west stirrup]

I slept 5 hours

[burnt maple]

Is there a free spot

[still bobcat]

not anymore

theres 5 people who want to join

[burnt maple]

[tidal yew]

6

[silk shuttle]

is 40 mil + 3000 mil in an offshore account enough for the dlc?

[west stirrup]

3000

[tidal yew]

Someone is flexing harddddd

[brittle hatch]

No, this dlc is locked behind sharkcard money only

[bitter flicker]

is 1 enough for the dlc ?

[sturdy tapir]

30 SECONDS BEFORE THE FAILSAFE ALARM, MAKE THE MOST OF IT

[west stirrup]

775 and i leave

[still bobcat]

okie

[west stirrup]

My greed knows bounds

[still bobcat]

Wdym you don't spent 1000 minutes grinding the same mission every day

[west stirrup]

RP getting worse

[still bobcat]

too efficient

everyone else was dead

[west stirrup]

What just happened

[still bobcat]

theres a chance the helicopter doesnt spawn right

[rancid parcel]

damn shark and his scam

[west stirrup]

hi shark

[rancid parcel]

what to do in this game

[fierce mason]

Retire

[west stirrup]

Fuck

[neon acorn]

Hello

[neon acorn]

@midnight rover best shark

[fierce mason]

Yes

Fuck indeed

[west stirrup]

@storm nimbus Five hundred

[still bobcat]

[rancid parcel]

the heck am i doing?

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel les bully npcs?

[rancid parcel]

no

[fierce mason]

Punch them or kill them

[sturdy tapir]

cmon

[fierce mason]

Punch them for bonus
Kill them to be faster

[sturdy tapir]

Or third, nuclear Airstrike

[opal rock]

You need to reconsider your life choices

[still bobcat]

punch them and then climb onto the roof to place the gas onto the airvents

[fierce mason]

She too far lost already duck

[sturdy tapir]

@opal rock you wanna join my casinuh heist later

[opal rock]

When?

[sturdy tapir]

uhh idk, when echo gets online cus i got artwork and it's aggro and dw i picked shotguns

And yes i picked paige as hacker

[west stirrup]

the Bon Voyage effect

[opal rock]

Why you need more than 2?

[fierce mason]

You see
When i heard aggro
I already wanna hop on

But we all know DAMN well we not suffering through pain again

[sturdy tapir]

is it doable on aggro with just 2 people?

[opal rock]

Ofc

Doable with 1

If the game allowed it

[still bobcat]

with paige definitely without a doubtr

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Me and @tidal yew were able to easily secure around 100k in cash during aggressive
This is very easy dont worry

[sturdy tapir]

well ok

[sturdy tapir]

Brother after your scenic route i do NOT want you as a taxi driver in los santos

[fierce mason]

What scenic route?

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

I let you people drive while i flew

[sturdy tapir]

bro, you drove half a santos js to get to casino when we were playing

[fierce mason]

When

[opal rock]

Martol loves the scenic route

[sturdy tapir]

Too much for the operation

[fierce mason]

last time i checked
You guys are the same people who decided to bring 500 cops on a easy mission

wait were you there or was with echo and slim?

[rancid parcel]

i should've shot them.

how long is the cooldown between these missions?

[fierce mason]

None

You can do the next one right now

Check your map and you will find the next one

[rancid parcel]

ok

Found it

how many are these mission again?

3?

[fierce mason]

YES

[west stirrup]

Thanks @still bobcat

[still bobcat]

[west stirrup]

Now back to france

[rancid parcel]

why did i brought a bag on the 2nd mission

literally didnt grab a thing

back to retirement.

[opal rock]

Only 28k weak

Not even maxed it

[rancid parcel]

I just bought the place give me a break

[opal rock]

Noob

[rancid parcel]

Whatever

[midnight rover]

[neon acorn]

❤️

[still bobcat]

Isnt that a good rate?

[opal rock]

I guess

[sturdy tapir]

@midnight rover HELO

‼️

[sturdy tapir]

@midnight rover opinion

[broken musk]

40% increase in money (but we will also secretly increase the overall price by 40%)

[broken musk]

Day in the life of a tough economy:

Be turning into a brothel

[still bobcat]

lmao i missed the milestone yesterday

[broken musk]

What was the milestone yesterday

1 billion?

[still bobcat]

yes

didnt mean to go 11.5 million over

[broken musk]

Wait how you lvl 941 but only a billionaire now?..

[still bobcat]

lots and lots of races on stock payout

[broken musk]

Fair enough

[still bobcat]

1 hour race, $15000 4000 RP

[broken musk]

[midnight rover]

Shark card is good

[sturdy tapir]

how gud

[midnight rover]

10million good

Even more with or special promotion

Funny thing is that I'm taking mandatory courses on marketing right now

[still bobcat]

sharkcards

[rancid parcel]

Can we make food out of this shark now?

His advertising is getting out of hand.

[midnight rover]

[rancid parcel]

His wealthy enough to own his own unique emojis i say we make food out of him

[midnight rover]

I'm outta here

[rancid parcel]

Must Avenge the unfortunate victims fell for his scam

[west stirrup]

“Unfortunate victims”

[rancid parcel]

This is an accomplice, get rid of them too

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

Making emojis is ez

Some of them, not all

[still bobcat]

I think my prediction of when I'd hit level 950 was a bit off

[rancid parcel]

then its not ez

[broken musk]

It can be

That was easy, ones like this would take a lot longer

[fossil dagger]

New dlc in 1 week and we know nothing about it

🔥

[sturdy tapir]

@fossil dagger Isn't it in 2 days

[fossil dagger]

9th

[west stirrup]

I mean that’s how most updates work

We get a trailer 1 week before it

[turbid spire]

Which happens to be today

[west stirrup]

It’s not my birthday.

[untold dock]

same

[fossil dagger]

possibly today some info maybe

[tame holly]

more new car pictures

[still bobcat]

hit 950 4 hours before i predicted

[autumn epoch]

i just want us to get a Miata before VI drops in two years

[tame holly]

HELL YEA MIATA MENTIONED

[autumn epoch]

an E46 would be lit though

[still bobcat]

a proper e46 gtr with a sick sounding engine

[autumn epoch]

hell fucking yeah imagine the Most Wanted livery theyll cook up for it

[still bobcat]

yep

[tame holly]

i could see the miata being either in sports or compact cuz its small

praying compact so it can actually be competitive in races

[autumn epoch]

either could work

[tame holly]

(also make it a tuner car)

[autumn epoch]

if they ever made engine swaps possible in-game theyll have to add the miata by then

[tame holly]

i doubt they would add this big of a feature this late in the game's life

[autumn epoch]

fair

[tame holly]

+hsw kinda fits that already

[autumn epoch]

praying for a need for speed level of car customization in VI when that drops eventually

[still bobcat]

yea at least par with need for speed carbon hopefully

[autumn epoch]

i dont fucking care if it would be delayed even more, i fucking hate how they neglected Heists cars

[tame holly]

tbf at least with how the game evolved it could go that way

since a lot of the recent cars have way more customization than the early days cars

[still bobcat]

kids will still just make them crew colour lime green with the biggest spoiler option and bennys wheels

[autumn epoch]

revamp the character customization while you are at it, give me some sims 4 level online characters

[tame holly]

sadly as a decently active user of #gta-vehicles i can definitely confirm

[autumn epoch]

tf you mean you dont like wingo

[tame holly]

at least from the lfg demands that aren't supposed to be there

[still bobcat]

this but on a ferrari

sorry, a Grotti

[tame holly]

was gonna say, it has to be the legally distinct ferrari

[still bobcat]

wait hold on guys there's a knock at my door gets shot by rockstar

[tame holly]

anyway i said it before, i'll say it again

R* gimme a panthere classic

[still bobcat]

carrera gt too

[autumn epoch]

give us a Club GT (Golf GTI) and a MK3

[tame holly]

retinue mk3 or oppressor mk3 ?

[autumn epoch]

idfk lets just call it Club MK2

im wondering how i would personally name it ingame

Club = Golf MK1
Club GT = Golf GTI
Club MK2 = Golf MK3 then?

would that mean that the Club MK3 = Golf MK6?

[tame holly]

hear me out, we are getting a race version of the fmj

why not a street version of the etr1

[autumn epoch]

this thing?

[tame holly]

yeah, we can see the back of a fmj in the teaser for mansions

[autumn epoch]

i have never seen this car in my life

[tame holly]

and it has some race mods that are def not on the original

[tame holly]

someone hasn't done import export

[broken musk]

@midnight rover we got another victim

[autumn epoch]

yea i havent ive completely forgotten about it lol

the only thing i do nowadays is run Casinos and get money from weeklies

i dont even have a vehicle warehouse 🥀

[tame holly]

cmon, just buy it for the few fun vehicles it can store

like phantom wedge, ramp buggy and rocket voltic mainly

[autumn epoch]

sure, but too much

phantom wedge is fun

but i wanna fill up the garages i bought this weekend

i still have like 55 slots to fill

[tame holly]

fair

i probably have way more empty slots tho

[autumn epoch]

yeah and those 55 slots are just from the eclipse blvd properties

i have an arcade and the last nightclub garage to fill up

plus some other properties

i could also get a penthouse garage but i have more than enough currently

[autumn epoch]

790k not bad

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

[autumn epoch]

lmfao

no fucking way

i swear this is a coincidence

[midnight rover]

[rancid parcel]

i found the shark

hold him down!

[midnight rover]

[celest wyvern]

Dolphin this man

[sturdy tapir]

i help u

[fierce mason]

Fuck sharks
Anything from the ocean is a mistake

Not the user, its a joke

[sturdy tapir]

EVEN TUNA?

[fierce mason]

sure why not for comedy effect

[untold dock]

why are public sessions so chill

[tame holly]

well they are either chill or chaos

no in between

and that's why i love them

[autumn epoch]

wait no

[autumn epoch]

there are inbetweens

there are some chill sessions with people wanting to fight but there are also chaotic sessions where people will just leave you be

chill inside chaos, chaos inside chill

[tame holly]

yin and yang type shit in gta online lobbies

[vocal geode]

Are the mansions out ?

[lost lily]

yes. im chilling in mine rn

[fierce mason]

WRONG
It's either solo, chaos, or full of modders

[tame holly]

pc moment

[vocal geode]

Really?

Aight imma hop on and buy one then

[lost lily]

you dont have early access

[rancid parcel]

Imagine he actually hopping on

[hollow owl]

So why did the dlc come out before the trailer

Such a R* move

[west stirrup]

Wut

[hollow owl]

What

[fierce mason]

Goddamn it
I only have 20k to my name

How am i gonna buy mansion

[vocal geode]

U wish

[vocal geode]

500 mil in the bank

Where are the old guys ?

@sleek prism where u at ?

[fierce mason]

Wello this is MCI and securoserve
You owe us 1 billion dollar and you will give it all right now

[vocal geode]

Man I hope they increase the price to like 200 mil or smthn

[gray parcel]

i retired

[hollow owl]

There are no old guys

Moses ironically he found jesus

[storm nimbus]

[fierce mason]

There was an eastern european making moves in liberty city
But ah he went quiet too

[sturdy tapir]

Someone say Eastern Europe

[untold dock]

noobs are so fascinating

these guys attacked me for no reason

tried to destroy my virtue with homing launcher

then they got the revolver treatment and left

[twin drum]

the homing launcher is so ass

is the RPG even level locked nowadays

I remember the game getting rid of some level restrictions a whiiiile ago but don't remember what they were for exactly

might've just been missions

[lost lily]

virtue takes same rpg as homing so doesn't matter

and homing is better for ground pvp

[split moon]

I love getting rapid-fired by npcs 5 times in a row

😒

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[split moon]

Skill deez

[woeful needle]

I heard old guys i kinda pass

[plucky burrow]

where is it

[hollow owl]

Idfk

No way the small teaser was the trailer

[plucky burrow]

why are you crashing out

[livid agate]

15 seconds of a slightly above average sized house and a decade old helicopter flying over

[honest geyser]

It’s just so peak 🥲

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

My time has come ig

[versed lintel]

Yea even I'm boutta retire after getting dcmm3, mansion, and final Xmas event

[vocal geode]

[versed lintel]

I got warframe to grind tho returning after 1 yr coz new big update

[honest geyser]

I may have to return to girls frontline 2

The waifus are calling my name

[still bobcat]

840 minutes
121 D-Day Missions
1815 JP
1,211,000 RP
$14,000,000

[split moon]

[untold dock]

someone hlr

[turbid spire]

They had to update almost same day eh? 😔

[versed lintel]

Ong

The only reason I'm coming back because I see a crazy ass thumbnail

[sleek prism]

In Finland

[vocal geode]

[wintry ermine]

Rally?

[cunning python]

[west stirrup]

Quick mafs

[split moon]

me when the@burnt maple

[west stirrup]

nice flying

[knotty briar]

Ngl weird to see your character with brown hair

[untold dock]

played hlr and pac with a level 21 random

was really cool

shoutout kotik75reg

[merry marsh]

oh that made me laugh

thanks for that

[nocturne fossil]

must be an experienced low level

[untold dock]

well

he drowned on hlr finale and took the wrong bike on pac bikes

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

but on the contrary he made pac bike jump first try

[nocturne fossil]

played with a level40 and he parachuted outside of the fence for hlr in finale

so had to grab him and put him infront of the gate

he did this twice mind you

[west stirrup]

Mhm mhm mhmmm

[split moon]

car

[west stirrup]

Gol wheel

[gray parcel]

sales this week are nuts

i know i'm kinda late but zamn

[radiant loom]

Heya chat

[flint flower]

Howdy wolf farts

[tidal yew]

If I remember correctly there is a hole in one of courage's teeth right

[flint flower]

Perhaps

Cavity ain't no joke, brush your teeth kids

[tidal yew]

I guess I'm older then u

[flint flower]

[cunning python]

getting better at german through legacy chat is pretty fun

[nocturne fossil]

soon you'll be able to point fingers ingame at the right angle too

[lost lily]

My german is decent now too after watching rag

Stream

[nocturne fossil]

i tend to learn alot from him too

mostly swearing

[lost lily]

Scheiße

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

rule 1

[lost lily]

Shit

[tidal yew]

Nah nah you're good chill

[turbid spire]

wee was more fun than I expected

is there any other career to work on this week?

[rancid parcel]

No its time to get off the gaming chair

[lost lily]

@rancid parcel what u doing on my wall saying get lost. What did i do

[rancid parcel]

You'd be surprised im still getting 2 friend requests to and asked to play with from this server each day with that status

People cant read.

[lost lily]

But u still play that mid ubisoft game

[nocturne fossil]

who dat martin madrazo looking dude in that picture

cringe pfp ong

[rancid parcel]

Its good lol still getting new updates

[lost lily]

Do u just play story mode

[split moon]

The joke is on you for expecting otherwise, most people read at the level of an adolescent, and even then you'd be asking too much if you put more than 3 syllables in front of em

[rancid parcel]

Haven't touched New York nor Brooklyn yet

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

i turned this off xd

[rancid parcel]

Right forgot these exist for server separately

[alpine basin]

Im good at scaring people off so I just leave it on

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

@nocturne fossil one of those tik tok links can actually took a screenshot of your face and the person who sent the link can see it

I have a friend who was a victim of this

Link was from tiktok itself since they have the link trusted on Discord

[alpine basin]

Me without a camara or internet access clicking the link to see what happens:

[nocturne fossil]

yeah iam gonna take this more seriously

tbf i never click on tiktok links since iam not a user of it

[burnt maple]

[sleek prism]

Yes, not me tho

[split moon]

hey you liked it 😂

[burnt maple]

Is there a way to use obs to record 2 software at the same time?

[split moon]

yes?

Audio or video? but either way yes

[nocturne fossil]

i think he means two forms of video

[lost lily]

U can record one video then crop it

[burnt maple]

Skip to 0:40

https://youtu.be/gyddRrcOlYc?si=2kIdm4Ffhg90s5dp

How do i do this without recording phone scrern

[split moon]

Are you talking about the chat overlay?

[burnt maple]

Yes

I had record my phone screen until phone died

[split moon]

That might just straight up be discords own overlay. But its also possible to setup a profile to record specific screen regions in tandem, then merge them in post

[burnt maple]

I see

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason

[tame holly]

alright time for my weekly updates predictions that won't age well

idk what the hell the bonus would be

[split moon]

Dre contract 2x

[tame holly]

maybe actually

the agencies aren't on sale this week

and it would fit the luxury theme november had overall

[covert atlas]

I’m betting on 3x excess cargo deliveries for Office

[tame holly]

let's be real, the bonuses are going to be shit

especially with how good november was

[cunning python]

Doomsday 2x or I angry

[tame holly]

ok angry

[rancid parcel]

Setups get x2 but no finale

[cunning python]

2x valkyrie getting fired

[still bobcat]

Alright just woke up

Last full day of Grinding D-Day

[rancid parcel]

Okay 2x on Act 2 finale tomorrow but no text chat for life

[lost lily]

90% discount on but no more division 2

[rancid parcel]

Bad deal because it isnt exclusively for me

[west stirrup]

2 of my cars active

[cunning python]

Athena has to become valkyrie again for a week then

[lost lily]

I miss valkyrie. Athena looks very evil 😨

[hollow owl]

Athena has been chill towards me 😌

[burnt maple]

Antenna

[burnt maple]

A free spot?

[still bobcat]

no theres already 4 that would like to join

you'd be 5th

[tidal yew]

6th

[storm nimbus]

I'll be dropping soon, I gotta work on an event Im planning on fiveM this weekend and do some stuff in other games, weekly quests stuffs

[west stirrup]

Im leaving too i gotta nap

[cunning python]

Love the banner tho

[west stirrup]

So that's less

[storm nimbus]

Could you help with one mission tomorrow for career progress

[burnt maple]

[west stirrup]

Uh well

I got eye surgery tomorrow

So no play

[storm nimbus]

No worries

[west stirrup]

I can help early on tho

In 20 hours time for example

[storm nimbus]

[hollow owl]

Eyes are going to see stuff like a mk2 heavy sniper

[west stirrup]

Nah my eyes will be "expanded" and enhanced

[burnt maple]

Lasik?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[still bobcat]

securoserv eyes

[hollow owl]

Orb strike eyes

I do not like Xbox controllers

Why are they so weird

[west stirrup]

They feel fat

[hollow owl]

I hate there is no touch pad

3-5 business days just for the keyboard to open up so I can enter my dads password

[fossil dagger]

Lmao

[fossil dagger]

My dad called me yesterday and asked what his email password is 😭

[burnt maple]

It comes out on the 11 right?

[tame holly]

9th

[wintry ermine]

Nein

[tame holly]

dlcs releases on tuesdays

[fossil dagger]

6 days left and we know nothing 🔥

[burnt maple]

Delay?

[tame holly]

except what 4 cars can look like and the exterior design of the mansion

[fossil dagger]

Inb4 the 10 car white garage and you can drink green juice in it

Wouldn't surprise me

[tame holly]

if its only 10 car i will scream out in pain

[fossil dagger]

Real

Fuck off raptor

[wintry ermine]

Paying millions for another 10 car garage is crazy

In a road where NPCs cant drive

[tame holly]

it should be 30 car minimum

just make it underground and u can put as many floor as you want R*

[fossil dagger]

100 floors

🤔

[covert atlas]

Garage reaches the core of the Earth

[thick rose]

idk why i like the wm29

[tame holly]

at what time does R* usually releases trailers ?

[west stirrup]

In 3 hours time

Or 5

[hollow owl]

Rlly?

It was supposed to be yesterday

[west stirrup]

Wellllll

RDR2 news stuff

[hollow owl]

The game has like 5 players

Why bother

Can you still claim the 1 mill

[wintry ermine]

Because of gold tier? You until the 7th

[fierce mason]

What's urgent
I got pinged but couldn't respond cause I didn't have laptop and knew u msg when I checked my phone in the washroom

[tidal yew]

I was on

Thought u might need some help with

[fierce mason]

And I was in school

[tidal yew]

Lol

[fierce mason]

Tmr and Friday I'll be school but I'll be off on December then

[tidal yew]

Whole December?!

[still bobcat]

@burnt maple

[burnt maple]

What happened

[tidal yew]

Need duo ?

[still bobcat]

4th slot available

[burnt maple]

I can in 3 hours

[still bobcat]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

What?!

[storm nimbus]

Is you in or is you out

[tidal yew]

Is me out playing DC with homies

[tidal yew]

What u guys playing thoug?!

[still bobcat]

playing statue on my yacht

[storm nimbus]

Some guy is blowing himself up or something too Idk, hottub tho

[still bobcat]

no i prevent him from blowing himself up

[storm nimbus]

How kind of you

[still bobcat]

the anti air defenses are not stealing my 375 RP off me

[dense cliff]

[rancid parcel]

I will kidnap your cat.

[still bobcat]

[sturdy tapir]

[dense cliff]

💔

[broken musk]

I Will kidnap your pavel

[celest wyvern]

I'll kidnap you

[broken musk]

You’d have to get through my secret service squadron first

[celest wyvern]

I am in the squadron.

Which one am I?

Little did you know this was an inside job...

[fossil dagger]

Rate the pfp

[broken musk]

You made me spit out my coffee

[fossil dagger]

Lmao

[broken musk]

so you were the one who enabled my assassination attempt

[celest wyvern]

I cant confirm nor deny

[broken musk]

Prepare teh lawyers

[fierce mason]

You will not be able to
SecuroServ did get a massive upgrade in security after cooperating with MCI

[celest wyvern]

Bro you've already been taken

[fierce mason]

And would you look at that
Its seem like the body guards are running the mark 5 weapons

[fierce mason]

Taken for what?

[celest wyvern]

You're in a simulation

I'm not real

[fierce mason]

oh good
Shoots you
I get to do this

[celest wyvern]

He didn't fall for the bluff.

[fierce mason]

Shoots you again

[broken musk]

Me and pavel negotiating a heist reroll

[rancid parcel]

Pavel is instructing you to go to the specific escape point
Meanwhile we all literally just jump off a cliff.

[broken musk]

Yes, bc I can complete the heist in 10 minutes less time

Nah I’m tryna get him to reroll my tequila

[tame holly]

and if u are far from the cliff, the grenade is very tasty

[fierce mason]

im over here having tequilla with 2 cokes and happy

[rancid parcel]

Secondary loot in Cayo is so underrated

[broken musk]

Yea I’d be fine with that- except I always end up with only weed and cash

[tame holly]

yall do cayo ?

[broken musk]

Rarely

[fierce mason]

No
Im not hopping into gta until mansion comes out

[rancid parcel]

If I need money yeah

[tame holly]

(i still need 18M for career progress, not gonna enjoy it)

[rancid parcel]

You are aware youre the only ps5 here right?

[broken musk]

I’m probably the only Xbox

[rancid parcel]

Gta chat is blue as heck

Im not going there

[broken musk]

Xbox color is green

[tame holly]

somehow, i'm the only active blue that doesn't get banned

[broken musk]

I have yellow bc of patreon

[broken musk]

I’ve been muted before, I got my lawsuit pending for that

[fierce mason]

Ew we got console players

[lucid lake]

Yeah, how gross

[broken musk]

Lmao dw I’ll lyk all about GTA6 in the year that you don’t get to play it while I do

[fierce mason]

Then ill just not come back into the server
I did that for dying light 2 and i can do it agian

[broken musk]

[gray parcel]

gta literally the only console flex left

[broken musk]

I’m not buying a pc

[tame holly]

astrobot :

[gray parcel]

i'm surprised v isn't on switch by now

[tame holly]

red dead 1 does have it tho

[broken musk]

Rdr1 is on iPhone- for 60$

Tell me that this company isn’t greedy and I know your lying

[tame holly]

when gta6 on mobile R*

[broken musk]

Will probably cost more money than Final Cut Pro

Which is 300$

[tame holly]

i can't wait for the mobile game ads showing "gameplay" and its just gta 6 footage

[fierce mason]

This company isnt greedy and ill prove it to you

[broken musk]

And you will constantly need the latest and greatest phone to play it

[fierce mason]

The company gave us a 2 million dollar discount on the mansion

[broken musk]

charging 60$ for a game that came out in 2010 is kinda crazy imo

[fierce mason]

To be fair
Its a good game and worth 60 dollars

I think?

[gray parcel]

i like it more than 2

but i don't really like either

just not a cowboy guy

[broken musk]

I just dont want to give any more money to rockstar lmao, I already give them money each month

[tame holly]

i see the gta + user

[broken musk]

Hell yeah bro this game is P2W nowadays

[tame holly]

no ? the only thing really tempting me to get gta + is the 100 car garage

and that's literally it

so i don't really have a reason to get it

[gray parcel]

i got like 30 cars total maybe

i couldn't even fill that

[broken musk]

Here’s my logic:
If I spend 10$ for a really good monthly bonus that ends up making me 50m in a month, that would have been hundreds of dollars in shark cards

[gray parcel]

i can't imagine you need the money at this point

[broken musk]

No not really

I wanna be a multibillionaire though

[gray parcel]

i spent like 6 mil yesterday and i'm down to 170m

kinda surprised the mk2 isn't on sale since everything else is

[broken musk]

That thing is NEVER on sale

The only time they’ve ever done that was to increase its price, not decrease

Also I like unlocking the GTA+ liveries and chameleons

[rancid parcel]

They treat my babies with no love 😔

[fierce mason]

Thank fuck
Ill gladly destory my 6 mil bike over and over again

[gray parcel]

i got a toreador and khanjali

[tame holly]

u acquired anti gm players

[sturdy tapir]

BROO WHAT THIS A SCAM 100%!!!!!

CALL DEH LAWYERS

[broken musk]

They already working on a proposal for the judge

[broken musk]

For sure you can try, I have garages full of them

[fierce mason]

Oh great

[broken musk]

Just don’t grief me and I won’t grief you

Applies to anyone

Except people who are lobby griefers then I will go and grief them if they haven’t done anything to me

[tame holly]

and the ones who melee u after an activity is done ?

[broken musk]

I thwack them with teh shocker and uno reverse

[tame holly]

stone hatchet --> imani tech --> running away

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

Here a better idea
Silent grenades --> silent explosive sniper --> steal the person PC

[west stirrup]

Stun gun -> Stun stick -> Flare gun -> Stone Hatchet*

Torture in gta i think i caught the memo

[tame holly]

i would put the fuel tank method as well

but it takes too long to setup

[west stirrup]

Never heard of that one

[sturdy tapir]

charging the same as nintendo games are crazy

[tame holly]

well u can do it on npcs

[broken musk]

Fun fact: you can throw a sticky bomb at an NPC and it can stick to them

[tame holly]

just knock them down unconscious, poor a lot of fuel around them and do a burnout on said fuel

[west stirrup]

Well these are better than Nintendo games

[west stirrup]

Ouhh cool

[sturdy tapir]

but wasnt that possible in GTA SA only?

with the sachel charge

[broken musk]

No

Let me find the photo

[tame holly]

my goty is literally the same price (fantasy life i) I'm not mad it didn't get any nomination, i don't even know what category it would fit in

[broken musk]

Found it

Sticky bomb on left side of shirt

[west stirrup]

My goty is 15€ cheaper… idk what to say about that tho

[sturdy tapir]

felipe on that OPERATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[broken musk]

what is it with me and scaring away people

[fierce mason]

You're the president

[broken musk]

Yes but I’d expect them to be huddling around me with cameras trying to take photos, instead they act like they don’t like me

Guess Los Santos wasn’t a state I won

[tame holly]

tbf its california, i don't think they vote red over there

<-- has no clue about us politics

[broken musk]

Then we send more military

Jk

[wintry ermine]

I'd walk away too if I saw a mix of trump and putin

[broken musk]

[storm nimbus]

My first thought was Putin too lol

[broken musk]

Fair enough

[storm nimbus]

Fitting

[split moon]

If texas putin started approaching me like that I'd probably skidaddle as well

[nocturne fossil]

what da haaaaaale

[still bobcat]

2 slots in D-Day grind available

[nocturne fossil]

kinda crazy how none of my bullets hit the yacht in d-day cuz of some invisible barrier

no wonder we need to use the helicopter

[still bobcat]

Yea lol, the invisible barrier on the barge

[nocturne fossil]

i hate when Rstar puts these cheapskate measures for missions

the random blew himself up too

[still bobcat]

I'm just sniping the boats with the Explosive ammo Mk2 Sniper once I've damaged the Boss's Helicopter down to 33% health

[nocturne fossil]

helicopter ftw

i also parked near the zancudo base and sniped

[still bobcat]

If you time your run right, you can kill every enemy for 25 kills times 125 RP, plus finish the mission in 4 minutes for $120k base pay

[sturdy tapir]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP⁉️

[still bobcat]

Although some runs your rogue pilotless helicopter can land too close to the enemy yacht and they'll spook and he'll get into his helicopter before you have time to disable the Anti-Air missiles and he'll kill himself and the mission will be over in like 2 minutes

[nocturne fossil]

as long as he dies iam good

[nocturne fossil]

[burnt maple]

In 60 minutes

[nocturne fossil]

in a hour

[west stirrup]

In 3600 seconds

[shadow wasp]

The explosive armpit

[burnt maple]

Am in

[rancid parcel]

Am out

[daring bobcat]

shake it all about

[still bobcat]

Inviting you now, I'm just f**ked off with this Spotify thing been at this support thing for 3 hours nearly

[burnt maple]

What happened to your Spotify?

[wintry ermine]

Yall still discussing that damn same yacht mission?

The 5x ends tomorrow right?

Well today

Tomorrow it changes

[still bobcat]

Yes haha, we'll never talk about it ever again after tomorrow

[wintry ermine]

Yacht mission? What yacht mission? We're now discussing the best way to do the lowriders missions from Lamar for optimal money and rp making

[still bobcat]

Tomorrow Septuple money and RP on some random contact missions you've barely heard about

[gray parcel]

money and lamar mission in the same sentence

[wintry ermine]

Thats what he says

We gonna make money

But instead we just go on a killing spree

[still bobcat]

When I go into Wrapped 2025 it says this, which is BS because according to last.fm I've had over 65,000 songs played

[gray parcel]

don't spend that 30k all at once

[still bobcat]

If I didn't listen enough nobody did

[burnt maple]

Dammmnnnn Spotify screwed you

[gray parcel]

what kinda boomer is last.fm scrobbling in current year

[wintry ermine]

🧏‍♂️

[still bobcat]

It's automatic 🤷‍♀️

[burnt maple]

Mine says this

[daring bobcat]

do you only listen to the top charts lol

[gray parcel]

i have a soundcloud one for '25, don't use spotify

[still bobcat]

I won't be anymore if they can't fix this

I can just download higher quality files off Bandcamp because I own all of the albums on that

[gray parcel]

bandcamp is great

i dj a lot and that's the only place i'll buy music

[autumn epoch]

oh nice i got 1,6k on Weeknd plus a few thousand on Spotify

too bad Spotify doesnt show the minutes played on top 5, only on top artist

[gray parcel]

my top 50 has like eight simcity 4 tracks

[burnt maple]

My top songs

[autumn epoch]

i dont really play songs on repeat but instead listen to albums front to back, i got 15 plays on Starboy lol

[burnt maple]

In terms of albums mine look like this

[autumn epoch]

13 on Get Lucky, 10 plays on Instant Crush, Cash In Cash Out and Timeless

my top 5

[forest jackal]

I wasn't expecting to see this in here lol

[autumn epoch]

thats cool heres mine
439min on Hurry Up Tomorrow
339 on Starboy
302 on Dawn FM

[burnt maple]

I have more minutes on instant crush on YouTube

[autumn epoch]

yea lol

oh yeah youtube music has a recap too

[forest jackal]

classic low lvl stuff

[burnt maple]

So no news

[west stirrup]

Mee

[steep ether]

There is news that the news will be newsed today

[west stirrup]

Hen

[burnt maple]

@still bobcat all good?

[still bobcat]

nah my PC is fucking up, shits happening like im hitting alt tab even though i unplugged my keyboard 😂

[untold dock]

how fucking annoying

fighting some griefers and i get session split job warping

now i'm not going to find any action again

[still bobcat]

okay i restarted my PC and logitech hub is updating, i think something broke in that app

[gray parcel]

that shit and corsair's icue are awful

[silk shuttle]

cringe ass

[still bobcat]

Far from his worse tweet

[west stirrup]

I mean he’s cringe in general innit

[stoic sage]

[nocturne fossil]

[burnt maple]

[west stirrup]

Innit

[daring bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

whats ur trade

trade me an offer

[burnt maple]

am off

[nocturne fossil]

bye

[knotty briar]

Did tomorrows bonuses get announced yet?

[daring bobcat]

in about 2 hours

[knotty briar]

Praying on Night club 2x sales

[untold dock]

noobs are very aggressive today

dunno how many deluxos i've already sticky bombed because they can't not try to kill me

[gray parcel]

it's on sale, everyone gettin spicy

[sturdy tapir]

I bought a Todeaor

Cus it was like 2.5m on sale for

[lost lily]

I need to buy todeaor too. I only have toreador

[gray parcel]

it's bretty fun, never drove one before

[still bobcat]

You cannot pull him out of the heli

I've wanted to melee kill him all week :C

[nocturne fossil]

one guy told me people are silly to bother ranking up when the next gta is coming in less than a year

[nocturne fossil]

brother iam sure its gonna be delayed further

[nocturne fossil]

alo he's level76

[alpine basin]

Hes in a maverick though

You can just shoot the tail rotor out before he gets off the landing pad and it won't self destruct from crashing

[daring bobcat]

how dare you play this when the next one is comng in <t:1795117620:R>

[still bobcat]

Why do anything when you die

[nocturne fossil]

[still bobcat]

Also the next game is more than 2 years away on PC

[nocturne fossil]

people gonna buy consoles and find out new strats and get experience pretty quick

[still bobcat]

Like me

getting a ps5 pro and VI on release

[nocturne fossil]

a new set of high levels being ready to emerge

[still bobcat]

Don't want VI story mode spoilers, and I want to be the first to grind GTA Online 2

[nocturne fossil]

pretty much more competition amoung players for combat, racing etc

unlike now no-one will be significantly noticeable for being good

[brittle hatch]

Where the new x6

[west stirrup]

X6 On cayo perico safe

[brittle hatch]

Bad

[west stirrup]

BMW x6

[daring bobcat]

but remember, this weekly update will only last 5 days, not 7

[still bobcat]

800~ minutes played (Had to restart my PC)
100~ D-Day Missions
790,000 RP
$9,700,000

[tame holly]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1pdg159/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_november_4th_to/

Umm seems like its extended

so @still bobcat more d day grinding

[burnt maple]

[west stirrup]

You'vent been released yet

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

now the true question :

do we get the prority file bonus again ?

[still bobcat]

WHAT

WHAT

[tame holly]

you heard me, bonuses are extended

[gray parcel]

weak sales

[knotty briar]

Good d day grinding for the next week for easy 100 mill for update

[still bobcat]

I won’t believe it until it’s posted

[tame holly]

I literally posted the link to the reddit stuff right above

[broken musk]

Basically nothing

new

yatch missions extensions is cool

[still bobcat]

Does this count as a new event week or an extension of the last

[covert atlas]

Looks like it’s just an extension

Which honestly sucks cause Yacht missions are getting boring

I can only do Bon Voyage so many times

[broken musk]

It’s an extension

I think

Unless the dealership vehicles change

[still bobcat]

How I earnt $100,000,000 and 8 million RP in an event week

[broken musk]

[brittle hatch]

Play something else ? If you played the whole week i hope you kept enough money for the dlc

[gray parcel]

al the wicked sales aren't extended tho

[broken musk]

That’s true

[still bobcat]

The only thing I touch are the flight controls of a Supervolito Carbon and the upper deck of a Korean Boss’s Yacht at 300 km/h

[covert atlas]

I have been. Was just hoping some other things would get put on bonuses

Nobody plays the community modes or Deadline either

[gray parcel]

could be 2x g's cache again

[broken musk]

[brittle hatch]

I play deadline, just with friends and not randoms

[covert atlas]

Give me back prime Sumo

[broken musk]

That will be $30,000,000 in taxes pls

[still bobcat]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMdf5KFRZua/?igsh=dWh3dWd2bWZxcWxm

aleirl_

Bro just pays everyone off 😂😭 #viral #funny #comedy #trending #skit #aleirl

Likes

72954

Instagram

[broken musk]

I have my financial advisors and consultants to deal with this for me, however many of them do not like my financial decisions

They say: “you purchased ANOTHER mk2?!?..”

And I say: “yes because I needed another one to put in my other garage, duh.”

Also because I wanted one in a different color

[sturdy tapir]

Time for retirement from gtao after dlc

[sleek prism]

Noob

[sturdy tapir]

what

You haven't been to none of the recent sell sessions either

Ignoring yo homies actin' all superior

[sleek prism]

Give me your whisky

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

I have been busy

[shadow wasp]

Changing diapers?

[burnt maple]

at a funeral?

[turbid spire]

changing diapers at a funeral?

[sleek prism]

Moving to another city

[sturdy tapir]

Bro moved to Vice City?

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

Stay safe then

Lots of psychopaths and deranged killers there (including me)

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

hi

[hollow owl]

You didn't toss him in the water

[untold dock]

good thing that shed was there

[rancid parcel]

Damn 5x yacht missions and 4x garment priority files got extended

[hollow owl]

Another retirement week

I will continue playing fortnite and playing on my dad xbox 1 gta acc

[rancid parcel]

Everything is pretty much the same
Same 30% off list but 40% is only Yacht

[hollow owl]

So no real dlc trailer

Wow this dlc is either gnna be a hit or a massive miss

[plucky burrow]

Disgusting

[untold dock]

even in this channel i cannot be free of "dlc"

😩

[plucky burrow]

dlc fan vs ddlc enjoyer

:wearybread:

[hollow owl]

Well gn chat

🫡

[west stirrup]

Night

[rancid parcel]

I will bald you

[steep ether]

If it's not profitable, it will be a massive community-made disappointment

I don't know why but people are hyping this update so much

All we know is that it'll involve mansions, that's nothing special

[gray parcel]

it's the last one

[steep ether]

Said who?

[gray parcel]

me

[nocturne fossil]

[radiant loom]

Ayo chat

Good morning

Soooo no weekly bonus and major changes yes?

[radiant loom]

I just know for a fact the cars will be a hit

[steep ether]

Black friday discounts will be gone so buy these properties while you can

[radiant loom]

After the shitshow that was money fronts I feel like this one should be good

[radiant loom]

What else is there for black market

The yatch and then?

[steep ether]

I had like 45 million sitting around so i bought the yacht, 50 car garage, garment factory, the stupid car wash, the mckenzie hangar and some upgrades plus the toreador lmao

A few missions related to these later and now i have 35 million

[steep ether]

Watch TGG's video from last week it includes all the black friday discounts

[radiant loom]

I've got like 15 million

I really only care about the cars

Screw the mansions

[steep ether]

My man

[radiant loom]

All I remember is the yacht

[steep ether]

I would buy and customize more cars if i could

But i don't want to have to grind 2 casino heists for just one car

[radiant loom]

Just do cayo

[steep ether]

No, casino is better

1 hour to set up, guaranteed 1.7 million

[steep ether]

Just get paige and artwork, and you don't even need the 2nd person to be a hacker if you're not unlucky

Meanwhile cayo was nerfed to oblivion

If you want to do it as often as casino your average pay will be below 1.5 million even if you get 3 golds (something that also requires a 2nd guy)

[radiant loom]

I believe the 3 highly possible cars that could be coming is the Ford GT MK4 Race car, Bugatti Mistral and some sort of old Ferrari

The ones from the trailer I mean

[broken musk]

There is no black market for us

[steep ether]

If we're getting the ford GT mk4 we might get its ferrari rival as that old ferrari you mentioned

[broken musk]

We supply the black market

[radiant loom]

Black market my ass fuck
Sorry I meant black Friday

[radiant loom]

Also correction I don't think it's the Mistral,most likely it's the Ferrari SP3 Daytona

[steep ether]

The new super ferrari? Nice

Ferrari desperately needs pininfarina back though

[radiant loom]

You see the vision?

[radiant loom]

Fr

[steep ether]

Yeah nice catch

Although it doesn't look THAT similar

[radiant loom]

I thought it was the Mistral at first

[steep ether]

Might be just a similar hypercar

[radiant loom]

Possibly

Ig we will see next week

[steep ether]

Yeah

Can rockstar release the fucking trailer already

[broken musk]

This is what typically happens off camera during the D-Day yatch mission:

[west stirrup]

I hope we get the 2015 Atlantic instead, same with the RR Sweptail

Please the Sweptail

[steep ether]

It's beyond asinine how they didn't see this before releasing the dlc

[broken musk]

[steep ether]

Like how the fuck did you not notice that the final boss kills himself

[west stirrup]

Doesn’t that happen with the heli glitch

That everyone uses this week

[steep ether]

That is egregiously fucking stupid

[steep ether]

No, it happens all the time

[broken musk]

Actually he is supposed to fly away but if you get discovered before they flies away, he gets blown up

Normally you are supposed to blow up his helicopter yourself though

[steep ether]

Still, it's unbeliavably stupid how they did not see that in testing AND how they never bothered to fix it

[broken musk]

They just don’t care

[west stirrup]

Cause nobody played the missions before this week

[broken musk]

Now if it’s a gctf glitch…

[steep ether]

Yeah, the yacht update was an enormous disappointment in terms of the yacht itself. The missions have laughably low pay and they don't even care about them not being utterly broken

[broken musk]

Makes me kinda concerned for the upcoming missions

And mansions

I’ll still buy them all anyway bc fuck my financial advisor

[steep ether]

Everyone is hyping the fuck out of them for no reason, we don't even know what they will offer

Watch 99% of the community get disappointed