gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

idk

[daring bobcat]

getting close to tier 4

[twin drum]

it literally is hidden

why is that there

[untold dock]

dunno

[twin drum]

rockstar >:(

it's not even the like

U icon that it normally has

it's just the standard blue star

i cant get it to go away

[daring bobcat]

Off to watch the race, then back to get tier 4

[still bobcat]

maccas and d-day

[storm nimbus]

Brought the hamburger pants

[rancid parcel]

Show show

[rancid parcel]

Jesus how many patties 😭

[still bobcat]

i get thats its 3am on monday in a 24/7 maccas, but who tf assembled my big mac

[broken musk]

Bruh d-day only paid me 120K

Tf rockstar you gave me 210K for it yesterday

[west stirrup]

Did you do it too quickly

[broken musk]

I literally completed it even better than yesterday

Maybe

You can complete it too quickly now?

[storm nimbus]

The faster you are the less money you make

[broken musk]

Bruh that’s fckn stupid

[storm nimbus]

120k is a sweet spot tho for time spent

[broken musk]

So I get more money for having less skill and taking longer?

This game cookt

Didn’t know my contributions to crime get paid by the hour

[turbid spire]

u get more money per completion, but less per h...

ideal time is ~4min

[still bobcat]

imo thats the best completion rate for money and rp

[broken musk]

I’ll stick with the all hands mission

170K for at most 5 mins is a W

[turbid spire]

dday is fun too, ya can finish in ~2min and afk the rest XD

[untold dock]

"fun"

[still bobcat]

this has been great fun optimising it

[west stirrup]

@storm nimbus Sorry for not helping in time i just woke up

[broken musk]

Spend most my time driving a slow ahh sub

Fun

[still bobcat]

try the heli strat

[broken musk]

I though the helicopter blows up when you fly it to his yatch

[still bobcat]

only on the 3rd anti air missile wave

so if you dive out before that you live

[broken musk]

[still bobcat]

for... 10 seconds... but you get the checkpoint if you hit the yacht!

[broken musk]

I’ll try

[west stirrup]

Nwy do you have a vid or something for the strat

[still bobcat]

i can record it now

[broken musk]

Ima try it rn

Bye bye helicopter

[still bobcat]

you can get unlucky and the heli can land either on the yacht or next to it and it'll stare the shit out of the henchmen and boss

he'll get into his helicopter to flee too quickly and he'll blow himself up with his own anti air missiles

[broken musk]

Failed

[storm nimbus]

All g ended up running some casinos with echo, rumi and martol

[still bobcat]

my timing is jump 3-4 seconds after the first lot of anti air missiles

[broken musk]

They also blow up ur parachute

[still bobcat]

yes dont parachute

just splat into a good part of the yacht

i aim for those windows above the helipad, seems to work very very consistently and you stay under the radar

[broken musk]

I’ll land right in the hot tub

That would be crazy lmao

[still bobcat]

lol

[still bobcat]

ill post it once i get a clip, i accidentally alerted them, i swear dumb shit happens when i start streaming or recording

[broken musk]

Nah this is some bs that isn’t worth my time or frustration

[still bobcat]

its easy just practice 250 times

[broken musk]

247 more times to go

ATP the event will be over

[burnt maple]

Can i join in 15?

[still bobcat]

yes there's one free slot, you can join

[turbid spire]

took me a while to master it as well an that was the fun part

[still bobcat]

@west stirrup im sick of re-rendering it, sorry for the massive file size everyone

[turbid spire]

about recording...what do u do with that .clip? not even vlw recognizes that stuff

[turbid spire]

thats so cool u got to actually fight the boss XD

I usually just respawn and its done

[still bobcat]

yes, if you dont want to bother with the guards, you could just wait at the start for 2 minutes, hit the boss's helicopter, and when you respawn in the sub he's already in it and he blows himself up with the anti air missiles

but 1500-2000 RP is 1500-2000 RP

you're still getting the 120k regardless

ours is $144k coz 20% for 3 players

[still bobcat]

arent you only getting $60k thou

[turbid spire]

I do wait a bit b4 XD

[still bobcat]

yea

then thats optimal for you if you want to wait

[turbid spire]

"afk", as in coming here to chat like rn XD

but I legit didnt know u could fight it, cause it never happened with me

[still bobcat]

thats coz everyone hits the wrong spot of the yacht

and alerts them

[turbid spire]

already asked here if there was a way to and ppl were like "why would u want that?"

first peson view also chad move ^^

[still bobcat]

its so i can see the altitude

i go up until 6000 feet, then just stick forward, gets you enough height to not come in on such an angle that they alert

and then i wait until around the 3.75-4 second mark after the 1st lot of anti air defense missiles

you jump as the 2nd lot are going off and they never kill you

[burnt maple]

gonna do something brb

[plucky burrow]

I'm waiting for you

[burnt maple]

you not even in the session

[plucky burrow]

[burnt maple]

check dms

[plucky burrow]

Check again

[burnt maple]

strong super glue

[still bobcat]

whoever the sticky tape bandit is starting using flex tape

[burnt maple]

ah the heli in inside the boat

[still bobcat]

they've taped all my vehicles! scum

[burnt maple]

flex seal

[knotty hemlock]

Which mansion is everyone getting

[still bobcat]

all of them if rockstar is cool

[burnt maple]

am out

[daring bobcat]

im guessing it will be like a business, can only get one at a time

[still bobcat]

probably

[storm nimbus]

Might be my last one, being 5am at all
Nice amount earnt tho so thanks again nwy

[daring bobcat]

gonna eat then get the tier 4

only need 2 more missions

[sleek prism]

baz premium

[daring bobcat]

I got secend in the car meet

[sleek prism]

Nicee

[daring bobcat]

one month of patreon is the reward

[still bobcat]

holy crap that guy has never rapidfire bugged me before

[sleek prism]

Show me yo car

[split moon]

Are you still going at it

[still bobcat]

will be until thursday

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

cant pass up the best rp grind

[daring bobcat]

it was an off-road theme

[storm nimbus]

ggs thanks
Night

[still bobcat]

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

[split moon]

[sleek prism]

Cool

[broken musk]

Except for the .00

[daring bobcat]

thats more than I have

[west stirrup]

Hax

[fossil dagger]

That's like 333 million and 333k thousand and 333 cents

[daring bobcat]

almost

[broken musk]

Not the cents

This game don’t got cents

[west stirrup]

No that's 33.300 ofc

[daring bobcat]

looks better with natural lighting

[west stirrup]

Hot

@still bobcat

Art thou playing?

[still bobcat]

yes

@west stirrup

[west stirrup]

2min

[still bobcat]

yea im currently running

this mission decided to freeze all vehicles

$237k payout

@west stirrup wont be on too much later its 6am

[west stirrup]

Alr

Insane dedication tho lol

[wintry ermine]

Was the car meet hosted inside lscm? 😭

[daring bobcat]

just the voting section, we meet outside the did some off-roading

[west stirrup]

Hi big baz

[west stirrup]

Do u need tier 4 help?

[broken musk]

I also got to fight the boss lol he was able to leave before I got detected by his goons and they turned on aircraft defence, however I literally landed in the fckn hot tub and it didn’t save

I died

[daring bobcat]

just need acuracy for this mission

[west stirrup]

Alright

[untold dock]

player is active on a job

would you like to spectate

i will spectate

[still bobcat]

are you able to join

[turbid spire]

just did the chopper jump on dday without dieing somehow, new speedrun method? XD

[untold dock]

guys i don't think this is 80% accuracy

[daring bobcat]

ill get it next time

[west stirrup]

Let me do the work

[west stirrup]

Mhm

[daring bobcat]

this is all I need left

[west stirrup]

I might be incredibly hungry

[untold dock]

i can carry icebreaker

though casino first

[daring bobcat]

let me know when your ready

[split moon]

Ok im ready

[untold dock]

ok im ready

also stop being in auto aim

[daring bobcat]

yea I joined someone with it

[untold dock]

@silk shuttle how you're crew rank 6766

i mean i know crew ranks are not exactly consistent but

[split moon]

because its oreo

[silk shuttle]

they were bugged a few years back but i don't know the deets and noone else does really because noone cared enough

[untold dock]

we're almost twinning

fuck!

it's so hard to see where the stupid air conditioning things are

savage would be perfect for this but i don't have one

[turbid spire]

they r markend on map with the arrows showing if they lower or higher...

[untold dock]

no shit

[west stirrup]

How polite

[daring bobcat]

got it

[lament frigate]

I'm crew rank -1

[untold dock]

spot all of the map markers on this picture

they might as well not exist

[lament frigate]

What am I supposed to be looking for

[untold dock]

air conditioning units

[lament frigate]

this?

[untold dock]

nope

[west stirrup]

They're yellowish!

[lament frigate]

what

Looks like an ac unit to me

[untold dock]

but not the right kind

[lament frigate]

The one in that screenshot to the left of the rooftop?

[split moon]

get closer and look down more

[daring bobcat]

LFG

[untold dock]

someone invited to a heist something but i missed it because of these stupid yacht missions

[still bobcat]

735 minutes
89 D-Day Missions
$11,800,000
1,066,875 RP

[turbid spire]

its a start ^^

[daring bobcat]

just found out how to do the D-day mission, really easy

[turbid spire]

Im trying to master the chuteless jump without dying now

[merry marsh]

i tried doing it the first time yesterday
guess who crashed the helicopter into the ocean instead of landing on the platform 😭

[turbid spire]

Im running like this now, quite fun #gta-media message

[fierce mason]

Hmm

[sleek prism]

Whats your goal?

[untold dock]

someone join me

juicy griefers

[fierce mason]

drinks them
done

here 5 iranian rial for the nice order

[untold dock]

tried to help a level 85 sell mc stuff

i think he got 2/3 but oppressors got 1 truck 😦

[sleek prism]

_ _

[merry marsh]

:(

[dusky sphinx]

I can now invade this chat

[hollow owl]

🆗

[dusky sphinx]

Ok

[merry marsh]

welcome

[west stirrup]

Welkom

[nocturne fossil]

u are now VIP member xd

[fossil dagger]

I'm ready for the mansions to buy them all!

[untold dock]

why is you game in german

[twin drum]

the guy whose name is german for monkey couldnt possibly be german

[untold dock]

oh it's not actually his

i c

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

Monkey in german is akcayg?

[untold dock]

back home just in time for waffles

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

[turbid spire]

bro rich af, Im like:

[lost lily]

loud sniper works in deliver emp

[broken musk]

[woeful needle]

Buttered that landing

[broken musk]

It took serious skill

Jk

Another beautiful landing

[forest jackal]

look at mine

[broken musk]

You weren’t supposed to die

[forest jackal]

tell that to the pole

[west stirrup]

At least i can see the podium vehicle

[forest jackal]

too much lsd

[tidal yew]

Wtf is even goin on with ur game?!

[lost lily]

@rancid parcel french fries t shirt can save u from rpg 💪
#gta-online-mk2 message

[rancid parcel]

show off

[still bobcat]

Day 5 of My Buoyant Superyacht Life

[west stirrup]

I join in a bot

Bit

[tidal yew]

What u doin

[west stirrup]

Im going to shower

[tidal yew]

I was asking abt this REMYYYYYYY

[west stirrup]

No

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

Ehh no?! What no?!

[fierce mason]

She says bye and she going to shower

[tidal yew]

She said she'll join in a bit wa just curious whixh heist they doin

Not abt the shower man

[storm nimbus]

The yacht heist

But instead of stealing anything you just blow up a heli

[burnt maple]

Someone has serious dedication to do this everyday

[still bobcat]

who could that be i wonder

[burnt maple]

Someone with lots of patience

[fierce mason]

Just dont larzy his RPG back

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

honestly i might be 950 by tomorrow morning

[tidal yew]

That's you're character?!

[still bobcat]

no, we were talking about cheaters spawning these guys in in 2015

[tidal yew]

Ohhh

[still bobcat]

This is my dude @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

[fossil dagger]

I wonder

[vocal geode]

[tame holly]

i do get unwanted dm demands from some people here

i always ignore them

[tidal yew]

Maybe he thought you're a female

[plucky burrow]

[still bobcat]

got my 2 mil off rockstar support

[tidal yew]

Ehh?! How?!

[still bobcat]

i did a casino heist after the event week ended, hadn't restarted my game, so my transaction failed

was a $4mil cut, but they compd me $2mil, the 1x payout

[tidal yew]

That's good

[still bobcat]

i knew there was a 50% chance that was going to happen

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

i cant believe my balance was $286.7 million Thursday night

[tidal yew]

How much u gonna grind more?

[still bobcat]

all day until thursday

[tidal yew]

Wish I had the much of a time

[still bobcat]

my work roster just happened to give me monday tuesday wednesday off

[tidal yew]

Damn lucky

[tame holly]

i'm at like 30M which is def enough for the dlc anyway

(at least the buying mansion part)

[fossil dagger]

I need 30m more

then i have 400m

[hollow owl]

I need 32 more

For 100

[tidal yew]

I got 20mil which I think will be enough for mansion

[covert atlas]

For the mansions themselves, yeah probably

[fossil dagger]

Is Michael_modz gonna offer me a modded account on Nintendo 🔥

[tidal yew]

Account banned coming soon. Stay tuned for update

[fossil dagger]

Fast and furious type of shi i just did

[burnt maple]

@still bobcat

[tidal yew]

63min?!?!??!!?!?!

[still bobcat]

how is the video 63 minutes long

[burnt maple]

its longer discord wont let me send it

[silent ravine]

😭

Bruh

[still bobcat]

AI

i would never been in this missions longer than 15 minutes

[tidal yew]

We got saved

[split moon]

Straight up tweakin

[still bobcat]

my character realised how much money hes making

[tidal yew]

Went on strike?!

[still bobcat]

no he just went crazy when he looked at maze bank

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

No we didn't

[still bobcat]

my game every 5 minutes since thursday

[burnt maple]

[split moon]

gyat

[split moon]

Wtf is up with the loop-transition here

did you just take the first 3 seconds of a clip and endlessly loop it into itself for a minute

[burnt maple]

i tried looping it for 2 hours it didnt work

[still bobcat]

why is it named after a cyberpunk clip from 2 weeks ago

[split moon]

thats a good question

[burnt maple]

blame adobe premier pro

[still bobcat]

lmao my rogue helicopter landed on the toro

[burnt maple]

gonna go nap after this

[rancid parcel]

One day Taylor Swift will stub her toe

[burnt maple]

valkyrie

[rancid parcel]

[burnt maple]

whats wrong with calling you valkyrie

[bitter flicker]

Antenna 📡

[rancid parcel]

You're fired.

[stoic sage]

Antehnna

[lost lily]

smoking weed while my teammates do all the dirty work

[woeful needle]

Need to do like a daily Timelapse

[flint flower]

Lose the Cops.

[flint flower]

Ant

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

You're not fired, you go straight to the gulag.

[flint flower]

Riddle me this, Antman

Have you ever heard of jailbreak

[hollow owl]

[flint flower]

[still bobcat]

Oh, how I wish that I could fly

[tame holly]

just get in a chopper

[west stirrup]

What happen

[still bobcat]

It’s a lyric from AC/DC - Jailbreak

[west stirrup]

I mean considering you fly supervolitos lol

[steep ether]

How long does it take for an acid lab with equipment upgrades to deplete the supply bar?

It feels like it's just one or two hours for me

[hollow owl]

3 hours with the daily boost

Oh wait thats for 100%

1.5 for 1 set of supplies with daily boost

2hrs for 1 set of supplies without daily boost

And the boost lasts for 3 hours

[rancid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/160784337447550976/1445077076141936762/16CA2A1.MP4?ex=692f0867&is=692db6e7&hm=01b30d0c604ff17ac136b36bfbad1d95a2b5c1f3bacb3432b35a85f6cd89ffdb&
Why cant our gta character gets drunk like 4?

Always pass out and woke up in God knows where

[burnt maple]

Best gta dlc

[plucky burrow]

I didn't realise you were chill like that

[rancid parcel]

Anyone know what soundtrack they used for this?

[tidal yew]

Cheers of the fire lady-

[plucky burrow]

Use shazam

[fierce mason]

wait let me check exgama video to help out

[west stirrup]

Berghain

[opal rock]

No more gta+ 🥳

I cut the umbilical cord

[untold dock]

congratulations

[plucky burrow]

No

Put it back

There's another bonus

[opal rock]

I boosted enough

No need for it anymore

[steep ether]

Thanks

[fierce mason]

That not even close

[steep ether]

I really hope they add an employee that concentrates the money from all of your safes in a single spot

It would be a business on its own

[opal rock]

They have that already

Behind the paywall

Damn I’m gonna have to go back to collecting that’s sad

[west stirrup]

I know

[fierce mason]

AHH
What is this SONG

[steep ether]

They do?

Fuck

[opal rock]

Well not as you described but you have a “collect all safes” button

[tidal yew]

I don't know any songs with "AHH"

[fierce mason]

Not that song
The one that vlak is talking about

[tidal yew]

I did write the name of the song

[fierce mason]

Be specifci with the song my guy

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

3 helpless pings

[plucky burrow]

I will ping you however I need

[tidal yew]

I just told the name of the song

[plucky burrow]

Thanks lazy

[burnt maple]

Are you sure?

[tidal yew]

Thanks for thanking me

[tidal yew]

Nah

I'm just messing

[tidal yew]

Did u searched it?!

[burnt maple]

I Shazam it

[tidal yew]

So what's the name

[sturdy tapir]

Me and eko js did diamond casino heist using firetruck to bail

14:43s, undetected run

[burnt maple]

It says linkin park crawling

[sturdy tapir]

And a MILLIONNN

[fierce mason]

I tried to find it
Did not find it

[sturdy tapir]

⁉️

[burnt maple]

Did you got close ?

[fierce mason]

Not even close
Two songs and are so wrong
One is indian music and the other doesnt even exist

[tidal yew]

Have you heard kingdom dance from tangled

It's from animated movie

[burnt maple]

🤣

[fierce mason]

Does that relate to the song that valk is talking about

[tidal yew]

Its kind of a similar

Why not try to hear it

Its my phone ringtone

[fierce mason]

I guess its the closest thing we got but even then
This is not what valk asked

[tidal yew]

The soundtrack is good right

[fierce mason]

Not really

[tidal yew]

Well atleast we know we got diff tastes

Night lads

[fierce mason]

Goodnight and goodluck

@rancid parcel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOKbq_dNpi0

Found it

[plucky burrow]

ty

I thank you on behalf of Valkyrie

my assistant

[fierce mason]

Id prefer valk saying it to me

[plucky burrow]

you can leave now

[broken musk]

Mission impossible vibes

[vocal geode]

[still bobcat]

Been doing them all day

$11 mil earnt

[west stirrup]

[lost lily]

Some bs estimates

[west stirrup]

900 kilometers per hour

[still bobcat]

1.8 metres an hour? damn the mc businesses is slow

[twin drum]

rich

[sleek prism]

What you gonna buy now?! 🤯

[hollow owl]

A bear

[sleek prism]

Brown?

[burnt maple]

its now 5 am

[twin drum]

13 rusty rebels

[vocal geode]

Gta

[still bobcat]

Yep, nearly there

Think I’ll do 2 more

862 minutes
115 D-Day mission
921,000 RP
$12,500,000

[untold dock]

pensioner brake with randoms time

this is a bad idea

[west stirrup]

I think you're hitting level 950

Maybe

Also i feel like Bon Voyage is quicker?

[nocturne fossil]

bon voyage takes slightly more time

[untold dock]

pb with randoms 2nd try

not bad

[nocturne fossil]

when randoms give me demo i manage to get the heist first try half the time

pretty much full control over the heist

killing guards insiide, no cops and losing cops faster for everyone else

wish i could place more mines at once tho

[still bobcat]

I reckon I'll hit it at <t:1764694800:t>

[west stirrup]

It's 20:00

[still bobcat]

Hover over it, that's tomorrow

[west stirrup]

Hmm ohh

[untold dock]

i was pilot

7 minutes afk

🛌

[nocturne fossil]

is there anyway to go afk in that?

[still bobcat]

I just blew myself up with the oppressor mk2

[nocturne fossil]

i usually park myself near the vinewood sign

[still bobcat]

Tried using L1 to turn it left like a helicopter and fired a missile at myself point blank

[storm nimbus]

[burnt maple]

how do you not get bored

[nocturne fossil]

of what

playing the game or mindlessly levelling up?

[burnt maple]

playing 10 hours per day

[nocturne fossil]

i mean if u have stuff todo its fun

plus when u have people to play with

if i dont have friend would join lfgs and still have fun or learn something new

[burnt maple]

nwy been playing the same mission for over 10 hours

[nocturne fossil]

i used to play for hours on but iam busy irl these days so its a random stage of freetime

[nocturne fossil]

some people just like grinding rank

i do grind rank as well tho my progress is split between characters

you should have seen the peyote week cuz almost most of my friends passed level1000 that week

[still bobcat]

what was peyote week

[untold dock]

2 weeks of peyote plants

[still bobcat]

and that gave rp?

[untold dock]

yes

[still bobcat]

how much

[untold dock]

5000 per plant

[still bobcat]

how often could u eat them

[untold dock]

once every 30 seconds or so

[still bobcat]

omggg

[plucky burrow]

@golden sundial 😟

[nocturne fossil]

my character has been stuck at level1117 for several months now

inactive there

[still bobcat]

yea i would have done that for 2 weeks

[burnt maple]

all that research for nothing

[fierce mason]

Nah
You are just bad at researching

[nocturne fossil]

rip valk

we got valk from hell called athena

[burnt maple]

Didn’t even search for it

[polar copper]

😭

[still bobcat]

didnt i say that last week?

[plucky burrow]

This is so old

This was since they took over the roleplay thing

[still bobcat]

who x reacted me

[plucky burrow]

I don't remind the name

[burnt maple]

Might as well add spider man to gta 6

[still bobcat]

we’re already getting the oppressor mk.iii iron man suit in the mansions dlc

[burnt maple]

Just what we needed

[burnt maple]

How do you play the same mission for long periods of time do you drink redbull?

[still bobcat]

no

only at work

drinking energy drinks working at a service station is part of the training

like how uber drivers are on their hands free phone talking to god knows who

[burnt maple]

Need to make this 4 hours

[burnt maple]

Always for some reason

[still bobcat]

It’s just like part of your loadout

Also the mission is mostly muscle memory now, just been watching youtube

[burnt maple]

Do it with your eyes closed challenge

[still bobcat]

lol i thought of it

but idk how well doing the helicopter to the barge bit would go

[burnt maple]

Would be epic

Record it

[nocturne fossil]

why there a bobble head in the side of ur screen

Literally unplayable

[still bobcat]

thats my webcam wdym

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

iam such clueless i forget that only people viewing the screed can see that

[still bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

not the player himself

[still bobcat]

yea lol thats just obs

[nocturne fossil]

[still bobcat]

!vendingmachine

[untold dock]

???

[west stirrup]

My favorite game of the year

expedition 333,333,333

[nocturne fossil]

the trio of triple thirds

[nocturne fossil]

i remember when flormaster did a something similar we met in a random heist from quick-join was pretty funny xd

[untold dock]

ion get it though

i didn't hit the fuel pump

nor did i shoot a missile

game is just trolling

[nocturne fossil]

its one of those things that happens in the game in general

u may have not hit it but in the other players screen u did

i use to fly jets near players but not hit them

[nocturne fossil]

but in their screen i hit them and they get killed granting me a free kill

weaponized lag or de-sync whichever

untraceable!!!

[sleek prism]

Where

[hollow owl]

Helo

[nocturne fossil]

he's online wanna ask soemthing

are we allowed to mention other servers?

[hollow owl]

I'm always online

[nocturne fossil]

not private ones

public ones

[hollow owl]

As in like TGGs server for example

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[hollow owl]

I think it's allowed

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

Like, im sure just saying "in GTA Series Vidoes server, the weekly update was released"

Would be fine

[nocturne fossil]

oh ok nc

[sleek prism]

nightclub

[hollow owl]

I think its fine as long as like you're not promoting it

[nocturne fossil]

promoting it?

[still bobcat]

As in join muh discord server

[sleek prism]

Are we getting a weekly reset 4th or 9th day?

[nocturne fossil]

"this server for racing exists"

[hollow owl]

I think we will get weekly update this Thursday and then next Thursday

[sleek prism]

When dlc?

[still bobcat]

I suppose it’s about how it’s written

[hollow owl]

<t:1765274400:R>

[nocturne fossil]

next tuesday

[hollow owl]

DLC trailer should be tomorrow

If im lying

Banned

[nocturne fossil]

dont they release hours after the the dlc content comes out

atleast thats how it was before

[still bobcat]

Thought there was a promo trailer and the like cinematic trailer

[nocturne fossil]

they might add a second one too just like before

[hollow owl]

The first trailer was a teaser

[still bobcat]

Teaser
Promo
Cinematic

I think some dlcs have just had the cinematic come out after the dlc drops

[golden sundial]

[nocturne fossil]

whats the meaning of ur name?

[golden sundial]

It means a successful man has failed more times than you have tried

/j, it's just a name

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

oh i see

[twin drum]

uhm ackshually dlc trailer was almost 2 weeks ago??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taD8vci4fGI

yes i know thats an announcement and not a trailer

that being said, has anything actually been shown on socials or somewhere?

i dont wanna click any of the dogshit "HERE'S WHAT WILL BE IN THE DLC" youtube videos cause they'll all be full of lies anyway

[knotty briar]

Mrbossftw making a 15 minute video on a single pixel in a dlc teaser

[turbid spire]

that was the teaser, the trailer is expected for tmr

[nocturne fossil]

does he still post 😂

that guy is unheard of now

[covert compass]

is date confirmed?

[nocturne fossil]

dlc release next tuesday

[turbid spire]

launch date aye, trailer is just based on past DLCs

[nocturne fossil]

trailer unsure

[covert compass]

excited, i like houses

[nocturne fossil]

glorified housing

griefers planning to spawntrap players when dlc comes

[covert compass]

cayo replay made me so lazy, i havent even grinded yet for money

i only have 1 mil, im not buying shi

[nocturne fossil]

how u do replay and only have 1mil?

i havent done replay and have 300mils xd

[west stirrup]

Tomorrow?

[nocturne fossil]

no the other tuesday

the one after

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

[cunning python]

what even happened

[covert compass]

car ignition of doom

[nocturne fossil]

back then everytime i saw u i had the urge to put that emoji

[covert compass]

whats prestige

[nocturne fossil]

game said u aint getting laid today

[cunning python]

just good ole modders

[nocturne fossil]

also why first person head bobbing?

[west stirrup]

immersion

[cunning python]

didnt know thats an option to turn off

its not as dizzy making as miencraft

[nocturne fossil]

thats fake glorified immersion

[nocturne fossil]

u can turn it off tbh its better that way

[hollow owl]

That was more of a teaser than a trailer

[nocturne fossil]

more tolarable

[twin drum]

nobody reads what i wrote underneath

[hollow owl]

Normally, the trailers like show basically all the cars

I saw a ping and responded

[west stirrup]

Ehmm wrong

[covert compass]

word

[nocturne fossil]

aint no-one got time to read the whole context put it in one sentence

[hollow owl]

No

[west stirrup]

Trace did you edit that santahat on yourself

[hollow owl]

Yes

Looks ass ik

[covert compass]

its too small to notice

[west stirrup]

Na

[hollow owl]

I just took a random google image, turned it into a sticker and placed it on

[twin drum]

it'd look fine if you muted the colours a little

[hollow owl]

Idk how it would change the colours

[twin drum]

hey bear watch this

[hollow owl]

[daring bobcat]

hey guys

[hollow owl]

Im watching

[twin drum]

i now also have a hat

:)

bear did not care for it

[west stirrup]

Wow

[broken musk]

Call weazel news, I’ve got another missing person for them to report on

[hollow owl]

I was tryin to see how i can change my hat colour

[west stirrup]

Blue?

[hollow owl]

Maybe

[twin drum]

do you have a

surely you do

uhhh

[covert compass]

they do

[twin drum]

take the layer that is JUST the hat

use pipette tool on the hair of your character

use brush with low opacity and just wipe across the hat layer

[hollow owl]

That sounds too complicated for someone as stupid as me

[twin drum]

what software are you using

[hollow owl]

Gallery

Idfk

[twin drum]

oh on mobile

[covert compass]

you drew that hat?

[hollow owl]

No

I stole it from google

Then made it into a sticker

[twin drum]

yeah i dont think default image editors on phones can do any of that "fancy" stuff

tbh it looks fine just leave it as is

i will now open the game, drive around doing pizza delivery missions and see how long it takes for someone to come kill me

any bets?

[covert compass]

3 beep beep beeps

[twin drum]

my pizza bike is upgraded if that matters for your guesses

[hollow owl]

Nice

I have made updates to my hat

Kapaow

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

when laziness strikes

[covert compass]

😮

how

[nocturne fossil]

buffer ledge grab

[hollow owl]

I was waiting for someone to do this

Im too bad to do it

My BLGs work like 10% of the time

[nocturne fossil]

i do this alot with cora's friends and iam pretty sure he himself including C2H60 can as well

vault drills, etc

works on cluckin bell too for vehicles and weapons

[covert compass]

any way to quickly get rid of cops?

[nocturne fossil]

during missions or freeroam?

[covert compass]

for casino, because calling lester doesnt work

[nocturne fossil]

call simoen or gerald before starting mission for a job

while ur in that prep just join the gerald/simeon inv

[twin drum]

whens the last time yall have seen someone in a seasparrow lmao

[nocturne fossil]

sometimes i switch masks too

why isnt C2H here btw?

usually he's here at this time

[twin drum]

unreal

[golden sundial]

Yea there's no yap skip

[knotty briar]

I fucking despite dialogue locked objectives

Gotta wait for Lester to finish talking before you know where the heist set up is

Gotta wait for Jenette to shut up so you can play the game

[untold dock]

https://streamable.com/cs0euu

competitive signaling where i try to sabotage the others

[broken musk]

I accidentally spawned mine and decided to fly it to the airport for a better jet

[nocturne fossil]

this is my fav route ngl

the other guy does the more complicated one

boosting to the right and and catching a different hill

idk which one is faster

[lost lily]

There's 2nd part after u rescue avi

[nocturne fossil]

yeah jumping around chiliad

and then ramming the vigi into the top part of the shack

[sturdy tapir]

Where remy

[west stirrup]

I want to sleep

I need to decide on a santa pfp

[sturdy tapir]

i got diamond casinuh

Artwork

[west stirrup]

Wait 6 hours

Orrr

[sturdy tapir]

I probably will need help with Duggan shipment (oh and this is aggro)

Aggro artwork for the funny

[west stirrup]

Ugh

[sturdy tapir]

We got shotguns tho

From packie

[west stirrup]

Use LFG instead plase

[nocturne fossil]

rude

[west stirrup]

I said plase

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[split moon]

omg guys im rich, just got my first million !!!

This is so much better than rooftop rumble I cant wait to buy the zentorno

[twin drum]

buy the 1 million dollar car

it handles like shit and arguably looks even worse but it's expensive to it's a great purchase!!!

[split moon]

[twin drum]

can you tell i dont like the z type

[steep ether]

Only real ones bought it in story mode

Funny how lester's missions can get you more money than the union depository score

By that logic franklin is a quadrillionaire by the time we meet him in online

[twin drum]

doing time trial
get "kicked"
receive warning for abandoning jobs

ok

[split moon]

what da hell

I just did a generic casino mission

[woeful needle]

Retire time to touch grass

[woeful needle]

You were too rich for the game

[split moon]

[hollow glade]

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

i wanna have some of what this guy is smoking

[split moon]

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Cant even spell Hangar correctly

So much hours poured and wasted

[lost lily]

i've 5 hangers in 2 different places

[rancid parcel]

Hangar

Say it right French fries

[lost lily]

hangar i only have 1

[rancid parcel]

[rancid parcel]

It better be Zancudo

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1051489792300429332.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[lost lily]

you're retired. can't fire anyone

[rancid parcel]

I can

[lost lily]

go play your division and shoot bullet sponge npcs

[rancid parcel]

Fun game

[rancid parcel]

Fyi they're not that sponge execpt for highest difficulty

[lost lily]

ion remember. played like 4 years ago

[merry marsh]

mc businesses

[nocturne fossil]

what went on here while i was doing heists :o

[covert compass]

dude you dont wanna know...
oh the horror...

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

i think i parked the suv the wrong way

[covert compass]

You can't park there, sir.

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

Nah its good, los angeles is just upside down

[split moon]

good parking

[nocturne fossil]

thanks iam parallel parking pro as you can see

[covert compass]

Perpendicular parking son

[split moon]

I think thats actually vertical parking

[fierce mason]

Morning

[fierce mason]

Oh hey i parked there

[nocturne fossil]

are you the legal owner of that suv

ah dam sorry :(

its urs now

[fierce mason]

dont worry

I dont like cars anyways

I prefer helis and planes myself

[nocturne fossil]

i reaaaaally hope u own an ultralight

or else

i like using it when assisting low levels

the ball machine is so chad

[fierce mason]

Ill tkae a drive house
Btw
@tidal yew
Im above your house mate

[split moon]

[rancid parcel]

He just have a good gaming chair thats all

Totally normal

[lost lily]

I thought it was a clean snipe until i saw the map

[split moon]

you can literally see him teleporting around midair 😭

Reported the kid instantly then tried to chase him down but he got merked before I could get in range

Probably had godmode anyways but it was worth trying to determine

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

Professional pilot

[fierce mason]

You know 100% that was intentional

[tidal yew]

Liar

[nocturne fossil]

seeing stuff like this makes my blood boil

wish i could teleport to them and smash their computer

they obviously cheat because their weaklings otherwise they have no reason to cheat

they could kill players with skill and knowledge and thats why i hate modders more than griefers

[burnt maple]

Mom’s spaghetti

[split moon]

Spaghetti moms

[versed lintel]

knees weak arms are heavy

[covert compass]

What you know about rolling down in the deep

[burnt maple]

He looks calm and ready

[burnt maple]

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

[versed lintel]

but what if your brain goes numb

would you call that a mental freeze?

[neon acorn]

Lovely car btw

[neon acorn]

When there’s people who talk to much would you put it in slow motion?

Can't wait for these mansions

[rancid parcel]

Cheapest is already priced at 200mil

[versed lintel]

so it’s basically free

[burnt maple]

Antenna

[split moon]

source?

[versed lintel]

yeah

[neon acorn]

Oh my god it’s you, Zaya

[neon acorn]

Zimbabwe dollars

[split moon]

Right

[burnt maple]

In 2 weeks we get mansion?

[rancid parcel]

I work for R*

[split moon]

Uh huh

[sleek prism]

In a week iirc

[versed lintel]

2 weaks

[neon acorn]

MIKKO DE SANTA!!!

[versed lintel]

it is me, twin

[sleek prism]

Holy

[neon acorn]

[split moon]

I couldn't see them pricing it for more than 10m given that their pricing model pretty closely falls in line with shark card amounts (at least as far as base prices without any additional stuff)

[neon acorn]

I have a feeling that the final GTA update will be around March-August

Probably June or July

[versed lintel]

when’s 6 set to release

[neon acorn]

Nov 19 2026

apparently

[versed lintel]

late 27

calling it

[nocturne fossil]

been a while since you've come to this chat

[sleek prism]

For pc

[versed lintel]

for console

[sleek prism]

28 pc?

[neon acorn]

I was here a few days ago

[versed lintel]

yes

y’all can wait

[neon acorn]

If it gets delayed again, I'm honestly just gonna forget about it

imagine if they delayed it by another week though

[fierce mason]

@rancid parcel
Got a question
What ideas you gonna use with that music requested yesterday?

[rancid parcel]

Comedy purpose that doesn't involve in this server

[sleek prism]

I'm not even waiting for it. It comes when it comes. Lets see can I even play it then

[fierce mason]

Alright then
Glad to help though

[burnt maple]

Still no thank you

[fierce mason]

I dont need it?

Just helping out is enough
Dont need a thanks

[rancid parcel]

You sent when I'm asleep, thanks again

[fierce mason]

Your welcome

[neon acorn]

Waiting for it to release only to play it at 30 fps

Then having to buy it again on the newer consoles

and then pc

Then GTA 6 expanded and enhanced

[tidal yew]

Somone said the online mode is not yet confirmed for gta6!?

Was that guy joking with me?!

[bitter flicker]

transformer

[neon acorn]

Octobots in disguise

[teal gale]

Not confirmed but it's definitely @coming

[nocturne fossil]

just another day

[tidal yew]

Did you escape the gta matrix?!

[neon acorn]

Can't wait for them to announce GTA 6 online coming in a week or two after launch like the GTA 5 trailer 🔥

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

I doubt it'll be accessible at launch

[nocturne fossil]

speed glitch undermap only works in preps

[neon acorn]

They’ll wanna test the servers first

[tidal yew]

Yeh can't wait to buy another pc or console to just play gta 6

[neon acorn]

we can only imagine the countless bugs and issues waiting to happen

20 minute loading screens…

[fierce mason]

Obviously

[neon acorn]

[nocturne fossil]

no matter the delays and polishing its still gonna be buggy trust xd

[fierce mason]

You just believe whatever is being thrown to you

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Alright here one

[tidal yew]

I'm a good person who believes in people

[neon acorn]

Games always have bugs

nothing is perfect

[tidal yew]

Nothing is permitted

[neon acorn]

Nothing is transient

[fierce mason]

Shame

[tidal yew]

No wait what was it

Nothing is true
Everything is permitted

Ahh it was like this

Fk I forgot

[neon acorn]

Nothing built lasts forever

[tidal yew]

Just like martol pilot skills which were never built

[fierce mason]

Huh
Minecraft story mode refrence
Rare to see one of those

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

That game would’ve made so much money if they made a third

[tidal yew]

Yo martol

[fierce mason]

Whats up?

[tidal yew]

Happy national day bro

[fierce mason]

Oh yeah today is national day

[tidal yew]

U got holiday today?!

[fierce mason]

But nothing happy about it

Yeah

[covert compass]

National day?

[tidal yew]

U have holiday n u say. Nothing special?!?!?!

[fierce mason]

Its a holiday in the UAE

[fierce mason]

Yeah cause i still have to study
Nothing changed

[tidal yew]

UAE a national day today

[covert compass]

Yesterday was for romania

Thought you were romanian

[tidal yew]

Ohh Goodluck

[tidal yew]

Andrew tate

[covert compass]

Alr gng

[fierce mason]

Ill need more it of but thanks

[tidal yew]

He's fake irianian

[fierce mason]

[storm nimbus]

@still bobcat need people?

[still bobcat]

sure

[storm nimbus]

May I join ?

[still bobcat]

Okay

[spiral lichen]

!rule4

[spiral lichen]

!rule 4

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 4

Be mindful of channels and their uses; read the channel descriptions and take notice.

Requested by

@spiral lichen

[spiral lichen]

[tidal yew]

[spiral lichen]

i rlly wanted to say that lol

[still bobcat]

pls gib me b2b bogon ps2

[west stirrup]

Incoming

[still bobcat]

You are?

[west stirrup]

Well.. i will be joining if i may