gta-online-mk2

[daring bobcat]

you dont want an easy $1.2M?

[hollow owl]

No.

Money isn't a motivator for me

The experience and fun is

[daring bobcat]

interesting

[hollow owl]

If something is like double money and it sounds interesting, il try it

If its boring after I do it, I just won't do it again

[tame holly]

T4 n°13 getting close

[turbid spire]

Ow was wondering if there were no achievements and stuff related to those

Where r they?

[tame holly]

in career progress

contact missions > superyacht life

[turbid spire]

Ic, tyvm!

I only looked in awards b4 >.>

[blissful urchin]

where do you get this view of your career progress

[tame holly]

rockstar social club

[blissful urchin]

oh cool

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/career-progress

[cunning python]

why do helis always do this

[abstract ether]

Lol, Maybe sudden gust of wind or something.

[tame holly]

good, now show a standard havok landing

[cunning python]

the havok does this the most

fk that stupid heli

[autumn epoch]

ez

thats, 3.2 mill currently?

i could buy an eclipse garage and a penthouse

or a raiju

[hollow owl]

Egg

[opal rock]

Are you @fierce mason in disguise

[fossil dagger]

This car feels speed glitched or something

[tame holly]

the itali rsx is fast indeed

iirc one of the faster non hsw sports for top speed

[untold dock]

fuck this special cargo t4

i only need 1 more special item

but it's a 5.45% chance to even get a special item after completing 20 sources

and only 1/6 will be the one i need

i've been swapping sessions for over an hour now and only seen a special item a few times

[knotty hemlock]

Yeah but once you get hsw cars it’ll feel weird driving a non hsw car

[tame holly]

u can only get 1 special item of the same type at the time

[untold dock]

i have none

[tame holly]

so don't sell them and they wont reappear in the rotation

[untold dock]

holy fucking shit i actually got it

rare pocket watch

[tame holly]

just had to complain and it appears

[untold dock]

another vehicle i'm not going to claim!

[nocturne fossil]

how much fps needed for ladder launch

[lost lily]

i don't see much use of that outside competitive speedruns

[nocturne fossil]

its for fun

managed to parachute towards the getaway cars for the heist

but it could but faster with higher fps i think

i have vsync on so..

[untold dock]

fps affects how high you go

[lost lily]

vsync is garbage. disable that

[nocturne fossil]

even worse i generally have it set to half-vsync

while doing the thing its "on"

ill try it off

[lost lily]

just cap fps few below your monitor's refresh rate

[nocturne fossil]

my refresh rate is 144hz but with vsync or without it still peaks 115fps mostly

due to the high graphics perhaps

[autumn epoch]

the most money ive had in my account in AGES

[sturdy tapir]

Luckiest sns

[autumn epoch]

what was the time again?

i didnt see it

[sturdy tapir]

14:55

[autumn epoch]

luckiest sns

[sturdy tapir]

Rel

[west stirrup]

Casino hesh

[sturdy tapir]

Well worked out though

[sleek prism]

Crying not allowed. Go to rob Duggans

[sturdy tapir]

I already did

3 times

[sleek prism]

Good boy

[sturdy tapir]

miko wtf

[nocturne fossil]

rookie numbers

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

duggans deserved to get robbed even further

[sturdy tapir]

And i got from the aggro approach 685.5k

[cunning python]

its the old hyudra cannon yay

[lost lily]

savage would be better but hydra works ig

[west stirrup]

Is it a competition

[cunning python]

i somehwo blew up the benson with the savage

and apparenlty quick restarting voids all challenges

so now i have to do it agian

[lost lily]

i played with a friend and used valkyrie

[cunning python]

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1186450159362646158.webp?size=64&animated=true

[lost lily]

survived

[rancid parcel]

Never let Josh fly the Savage.

[cunning python]

now im gold

[nocturne fossil]

i used the hydra since i get shot less often when did career prog

tends to smoke less when getting shot by enemies

[lost lily]

i like to use different vehicles. used sea sparrow in this
#gta-online-mk2 message

[nocturne fossil]

i think i used a savage for that one to jump scare my friend when he was grinding progress for gerald

[woeful needle]

How long do I need to shower to become a clean player

[nocturne fossil]

How long do I need to work to become a kingpin

[gray parcel]

one in-game week in the apartment shower

[nocturne fossil]

you should asked about his KD

[woeful needle]

Kingpin is level 120

[nocturne fossil]

Iam kingpin

[nocturne fossil]

Guys iam level50 in this server it seems

can i get a compliment?

[rancid parcel]

omg, touch grass.

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

I got pinged at 12 am in the morning
What happened?

[split moon]

Why tha hell is this mission so uncharacteristically hard lmao

[lost lily]

very easy with khanjali

[split moon]

[plucky burrow]

Hi thanos

[nocturne fossil]

launched the game and went afk to doomscroll and now got several people blaming me in msgs

fun...

they never invite me while iam on only when i started doing other stuff

[tidal yew]

I never was that popular. I always join other people.heist

[polar copper]

@opal rock when?

[opal rock]

Did you watch the video?

[opal rock]

When?

[fierce mason]

No i have not
I was busy doing hl2 achivemnts

[polar copper]

gtra

[opal rock]

Watch and then get back to me

[opal rock]

[fierce mason]

He did the same thing last time

[opal rock]

So basically @cunning python can’t fly?

[fierce mason]

If you look closely, the game said i killed him

Yes

As i am the greatest pilot
I can tell you with confidence that he cannot fly

[opal rock]

Hold on it said you died

[fierce mason]

by his flying

[opal rock]

So who was in the apc?

[fierce mason]

someone we know but you dont know

used to be in server, no longer

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

@still bobcat Whats your sc

[still bobcat]

nwy_the_crumpet

[storm nimbus]

I could join yacht stuff too for career progress

[west stirrup]

You should

[still bobcat]

is that you with the weird nname

[west stirrup]

Thanks for the compliment

yes

[still bobcat]

well NL = netherlands yes?

[west stirrup]

yes

[still bobcat]

ok its not as weird then

@west stirrup won't be long seeing if we can get more in, each additional player is 10% more money

[west stirrup]

Oh RP doesnt change?

[storm nimbus]

I can join after helping a sell in the crew session

[still bobcat]

doesnt seem like it, i think it's locked to the 5% friends and 10% crew bonuses

Pretty sure I was getting 8100~ RP solo and 8800~ RP because me and my friend who's been doing it are in the same crew

When I was in my personal crew we were getting the same solo or 2 player

the joys of waiting for people to join amiright @west stirrup

[west stirrup]

We might as well begin lol

[still bobcat]

we might end up just doing 2 players, could have made $300k by now

[west stirrup]

Waiting for the IGN?

[still bobcat]

no just slow on getting the invite and joining, which is part of what makes this good

[west stirrup]

Abandon them tbh

[storm nimbus]

Is it me? I didn't think nwy wanted me joining since never got a reply

[west stirrup]

Someone else i think

[still bobcat]

I do

[split moon]

Whatcha guys running?

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

D-Day

[split moon]

oh man

[west stirrup]

D-Day heist

[split moon]

[west stirrup]

900 here i come

[still bobcat]

The rockstar heist

Good start

[west stirrup]

WHAT is going on with my game

[still bobcat]

thats not me

[split moon]

uh.

[west stirrup]

Restarting after this lol

[nocturne fossil]

what in the green flush is dat

[storm nimbus]

Been wanting to do this on ps5 but I get a group we do like 3 or 4 missions and they go silent
Ps5 things I guess

[still bobcat]

ur graphics drivers blew up after having to wait 20 minutes for randoms

[tidal yew]

Is that new update

[west stirrup]

How much money have you made from this NWY

[still bobcat]

Lemme check my screenshots I don't keep up

[west stirrup]

1sec i'm restarting game

[still bobcat]

Given I made $1.5m with a nightclub sell, but I've increased my bank by $15mil since starting

@storm nimbus ur turn*

[storm nimbus]

Sure just invite

[still bobcat]

u declined it

[storm nimbus]

Weird

[nocturne fossil]

send him a sc inv

[still bobcat]

nah just a visual bug

[nocturne fossil]

i always send a invite and a sc inv

[still bobcat]

do i need to sign up for the gta online events crew

would be good to get the 10% crew bonus

[storm nimbus]

Yeah it's buggy accepting invites tho

Prob needs modmail
/Joincrew is the normal way

[still bobcat]

u cant hop in

[storm nimbus]

Alright, dunno the method you use so just say what I need to do lmao

[still bobcat]

lol the anti air didnt even go off this time

these missions are so poorly coded

and we got the skip

whoever made these missions Quintuple money are getting their asses kicked

i got the crew invite

[west stirrup]

I back

[still bobcat]

Nice kd

[west stirrup]

Thank

[still bobcat]

Wait do I need to have requested first?

Or is this the bug

[storm nimbus]

Does the invite disappear when trying to accept?

Cause that's the bug yeah

[still bobcat]

Yep it disappeared

[storm nimbus]

Also guessing by Levi staying back I don't need to come.here and get in the sub lol

[west stirrup]

[still bobcat]

You can do whatever you want as long as you don't lose a life before I do

[west stirrup]

I get paid by cowering

[storm nimbus]

Yeah have to get suz to invite ya, @rich widget for that

Dunno if they'll be able to do it now

[rich widget]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[storm nimbus]

[still bobcat]

I'm still getting the 125 rp kills so not like the RP is disproportionate or anything

But would be nice to earn even MORE

MORE MORE MORE MORE

Alright we got a 4th

[west stirrup]

Weird how it doesnt take you to voting

[storm nimbus]

Loading screen simulator

Error joining session

[still bobcat]

the time loss

i love my new controller

33% sale black friday

but R3 feels a lot better to click than L3

[tidal yew]

Soo is it busted?!

[still bobcat]

No just a manufacturing difference between the 2 sticks

Just I'd rather the feel of R3 on my L3 too

@west stirrup

[west stirrup]

Its taking ages

[still bobcat]

all good

[west stirrup]

Start without me if you want

Gonna restart

[still bobcat]

if you havent already, go into an invite only before joining

you'll come back out in an invite only

[west stirrup]

Ohh good point yea

[still bobcat]

damn wtf, first time ive hit the yacht and not gotten the checkpoint

[nocturne fossil]

why cant i scroll in sc menu

is it bugged for yall too?

[still bobcat]

yea its been like that for me

click somewhere that doesnt hyperlink and then it should scroll

[nocturne fossil]

is this what Rstar means by optimising the launcher

[storm nimbus]

Now that I'm getting the phone invite, nice and fast joins

[still bobcat]

first 4 player

[still bobcat]

think i may have discovered what causes the faster 3rd missiles

[hollow owl]

Did u get into the sub and get back out

[still bobcat]

yes

[west stirrup]

I have to get going now thanks for the XP

[still bobcat]

i hypothesis if something is different about your heli, i.e. an open passenger door, we know the plane flys differently with it open, i think it's also doing something to the missiles

[still bobcat]

here all week

[stoic sage]

[hollow owl]

I jump out at around 6.5k on the dash and a second after getting shot at twice

[still bobcat]

hmm, sometimes the anti-air doesnt even go off, anyone have a hypothesis

[nocturne fossil]

sparrow?

[still bobcat]

i forget what the heli on the yachts called, but we're using that one

[nocturne fossil]

associates wont get hit

[still bobcat]

first time it happened it was just a free pass, this time i was jumping out and the 1st lot of anti air went off

[nocturne fossil]

oh dam

[still bobcat]

in D-Day?

wdym

[nocturne fossil]

are we talking about the mission?

i thought this was freemode

[still bobcat]

nah nah this weird ass Yacht Defense System in D-Day

all i know is it doesn't work like the freeroam one

else the guy you're meant to assassinate wouldnt blow himself up with his own Anti air

[nocturne fossil]

thats a common bug

[still bobcat]

it happens every mission

[nocturne fossil]

and if he doesnt ill be sure to blow him up myself with some rockets

[still bobcat]

ive never even had the chance to kill him

[nocturne fossil]

sometimes it does work as intended

[still bobcat]

im not counting but ive probably done over 100 by now

[nocturne fossil]

just dont get caught by boats patrolling around

[still bobcat]

getting caught doesnt do anything

[nocturne fossil]

i said dont get caught

[still bobcat]

ive gotten caught and nothing changed

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt get caught and it didnt bug out

[still bobcat]

one time one of the patrolling boats was stuck on the end of the boat so they spotted me whilst i was getting out of the sub

[nocturne fossil]

i killed him from far away

i think getting caught plays a small factor too

[still bobcat]

dislike

[storm nimbus]

Wrong button press lol

Rockstar didn't like I disliked and errored me out

[still bobcat]

Instant karma, instant karma, for the absolute yachtjob

excited for your silver 🌐 ? @storm nimbus

[storm nimbus]

Oh yeah that's at 500 right?

[still bobcat]

yes

[storm nimbus]

Wouldn't be a bad thing, although Im not really grinding for it

Gold at 1k?

[still bobcat]

750

[storm nimbus]

Or that platinum

[still bobcat]

didnt think there was platinum

[storm nimbus]

Guess there isn't then, thought since people going for
1k

[still bobcat]

185 of these missions to go

i think people go for 1000 coz its a nice number + it shrinks the font

[storm nimbus]

Makes sense

[still bobcat]

i swear my rp got rolled back again idk im getting confused

[hollow glade]

Noice

[burnt maple]

Invite

[still bobcat]

the rogue helicopter nearly hit me after the respawn

[split moon]

[west stirrup]

DDay?

[hollow glade]

Whatever the first tula one is

Tula speed glitch ftw

[west stirrup]

Oh that

[sturdy tapir]

I got artwork

⁉️

[still bobcat]

I'm guessing that's the rescue hostages one

[west stirrup]

Non

[sturdy tapir]

REEMEEEEEEEEEEYYYY

[west stirrup]

You blast cars with Tula water

[west stirrup]

ge

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

How did you end up over there on the mission passed screen then

[hollow glade]

The water part is kinda satisfying plus forgiving

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow glade]

Because thats where the mission ends

[west stirrup]

Did you crash

[split moon]

Can I join the session

[hollow glade]

[burnt maple]

Man the rain soo annoying

[west stirrup]

Tell me about it

[burnt maple]

You ending in a lake

[west stirrup]

Almost almost

[still bobcat]

Part of the crew B)

[storm nimbus]

Like this?

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

its just a picture?

[burnt maple]

[burnt maple]

And it was raining

[still bobcat]

video is a static image for me

[burnt maple]

The ray tracing

[split moon]

you probably need to turn hardware accelleration back on for discord

[burnt maple]

ray trace

[still bobcat]

@burnt maple What level were you before that?

[burnt maple]

on my banned account i was 200 something

[still bobcat]

well ur not anymore

[split moon]

banned x2

[burnt maple]

I got banned 4 times in total

4 accounts

[split moon]

very interesting

[still bobcat]

so stop cheating

[split moon]

let me in !!

[still bobcat]

me? we have 4

[dense cliff]

[split moon]

Well somebody should let me in

[burnt maple]

Gonna leave after this to docdr dre mission

[still bobcat]

There you go

[burnt maple]

Cant stop making custom cars

[split moon]

I just want into a session, im driving around mindlessly lol

[split moon]

Do it the old fashioned way like the rest of us

[burnt maple]

They are in a mission afk

[still bobcat]

I mean, these only last 3 minutes

[split moon]

Darn

[still bobcat]

Can't pass on $132,000 and 11000 RP every 5 minutes though

[split moon]

hmmmm

okay count me in anyways. I can just run the mission and get my level up some more

dont really need the money but the rp aint terrible

[still bobcat]

The rp is goated

Best I've ever made without my laptop open on a 2nd account

[split moon]

I need more level

[burnt maple]

You guys have a car for the car meat later?

[split moon]

car meet is offroad yes?

[burnt maple]

I am level 21

[burnt maple]

Yes

[split moon]

couldn't remember if the announcement I read was this weekend or already happened xd

I might just make an absolute monstrosity

[west stirrup]

851 more levels

[storm nimbus]

It's in like 8 hours
Car meet or fortnite event

[west stirrup]

Cancel the event

Postpone it for the meet

[burnt maple]

Who plays Fortnite

[storm nimbus]

I play lots of stw

[split moon]

Imagine ditching car meet for fortnite

[autumn epoch]

HSW available?????

[still bobcat]

ur really good at this game opal

[polar copper]

always had

[burnt maple]

Do not invite me

I am doing a dr dre mission

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

it was probably just an auto invite coz i hit friends

[split moon]

Im so good at this game (I haven't played in ages)

I got stomped in pvp earlier that felt bad 😭
Used to run these streets on the griefers

[autumn epoch]

car meets are pretty rare
fortnite live events happen like, every month atp

[burnt maple]

Are you in the mission?

[split moon]

yes

[still bobcat]

Failed the heli last time

[radiant loom]

Hai gng

[still bobcat]

Hai

[split moon]

I am the best heli pilot (I use m/kb)

[still bobcat]

I'm so inconsistent with it on m/kb

[radiant loom]

What y'all doing

[still bobcat]

D-Day grinding

[split moon]

I rebound all my controls for aircraft, they would probably make you cry hahaha

[still bobcat]

I'm onn a 60%

So I'm using stock binds, onlly got mouse available

[radiant loom]

What's that

Haven't been in GTA for like 2 months at least, university be busy

[still bobcat]

An old Superyacht Life mission, they are Quintuple money this week

[split moon]

e/q for and shift/space for pitch/yaw

[radiant loom]

Honestly am I allowed to say I don't care about the mansions update

Only thing I care is what cars is coming

[radiant loom]

Ooh

I ain't dropping 3 mil on a yatch tho I'ma be fr

[still bobcat]

Could earn it back in 4 hours, up to you though

[burnt maple]

Or replay glitch

[still bobcat]

Glitches 🤮

[split moon]

LOL

I WATCHED YOU SWAN DIVE HAHA

got that clipped 🤣

[radiant loom]

Enmmm nahh

Im tired of heist I wanna do smth else

I've been enjoying the Project Overthrow missions recently

[still bobcat]

Haha I've wanted a 3rd person clip post it

[radiant loom]

I don't wanna do heist all day what else is there to dooo

I'm bored

The weekly updates are waxk

[split moon]

I've just been doing random missions, selling, driving around

[radiant loom]

Same

[still bobcat]

Last week was double casino and this week is quintuple superyacht, these weeklys are goated

[radiant loom]

It's still heist tho

[split moon]

I still never got around to running casino, I should probably do that

[radiant loom]

Honestly I'd do it with people here but like half my homies aren't even on so

[split moon]

hey nwy I think I got a good angle on the boss from here

apparently your session was full

so I got thrown into a random

[burnt maple]

Guess who’s back

[radiant loom]

Yk what I'ma drop in free roam see who people are up to

[split moon]

the hackerman

gonna break into my mainframe and steal all my RP

Do these boat guards get pissed off if I shoot em

never ran this mission before ngl

[still bobcat]

nobody has

[split moon]

ima shoot the guards

[still bobcat]

my extra RP

go for it

[radiant loom]

Random question but do y'all remember the name of a guy with a tomato as their pfp and is really really rich at GTA

What happened to him

He was a good friend

[still bobcat]

the 5 minute mission is paying us as much as an OG heist

[split moon]

is good deal

150k used to be so much money as a payout lmao

[radiant loom]

I missed the man but it's been so long

[split moon]

tomato pfp sounds familiar but atp I've no idea tbh

[still bobcat]

was it like a shocked tomato face?

[radiant loom]

I think so?

I don't remember

[split moon]

@still bobcat only 1 of us needs to touch the subs right? could potentially trim some more time off if you air drop me near them then immediately fly up

[still bobcat]

trimming off time isnt really needed though

[radiant loom]

What I do remember is that he's insanely rich in GTA and is in the VCs a good amount of times back around may and june

[split moon]

fair point

its already stupid fast

least when ace isn't sitting in the heli

[still bobcat]

in fact i could finish faster but i kill the guards for extra RP

[split moon]

if I start sniping guards early that wont fail the mission or anything yeh?

[radiant loom]

Yk who it is?

[still bobcat]

it sounds vaguely familar

[burnt maple]

You died

[split moon]

yes, thats the idea

because atp it would be faster to restart than to drive the sub

[radiant loom]

I just can't seem to remember

WAIT

GTA FRIENDSLIST

[split moon]

....though driving the sub would be faster still than afking on the platform

well im gonna go make a drink then while this happens

[still bobcat]

the fail d-day

[split moon]

you should touch the glowing spiky balls underwater, they're full of money

[burnt maple]

Am i alone?

Doing this alone?

[split moon]

well im dead and nwy is dead and slim is afk

[radiant loom]

Nvm couldn't find him in the friends list either

[still bobcat]

[split moon]

that definitely wasn't long and drawn out and painful

[storm nimbus]

Was either gonna die or let restart lol
Was wondering what happened

[split moon]

well we were gonna restart

until we didnt

🤣

[dense cliff]

Whats the payout of the yatch

Full

[opal rock]

You on about mafia?

[radiant loom]

YES HIM

[burnt maple]

Ducky

[radiant loom]

MAFIA MEISTER

[still bobcat]

its supposed to be $240,000 @dense cliff

[opal rock]

Yw

[radiant loom]

I REMEMBER NOW

[opal rock]

You remember because I told you

[radiant loom]

thanks gang

what happened to bro btw

[opal rock]

He’s about

[burnt maple]

Got caught by rival gang

[still bobcat]

alright note to self, don't try the sub in first person

[split moon]

lmfao

[still bobcat]

back to normal stuff

[split moon]

once I get the next invite I'll be off to make my drink, somebody else can ride bitch in the heli

[burnt maple]

Me

[dense cliff]

So x5 from that ?

[still bobcat]

No that is the Quintuple

[dense cliff]

[still bobcat]

I got $264,000 one time after eating dinner

[dense cliff]

I THOUGHT ITS BEFORE 5X

[still bobcat]

But I haven't replicated

That's only 15 minutes @dense cliff

[opal rock]

Only

[still bobcat]

Ace stop trolling or no invite

Now gimme back the heli

[burnt maple]

You need heli?

[still bobcat]

Yes

[split moon]

[burnt maple]

Ahh you use heli to teleport to the boss?

[still bobcat]

Yes

You can collect a checkpoint

[split moon]

checkpoint abuse basically. swan dive onto boat, get respawn, skip annoying sub phase

[still bobcat]

Which isn't even the good part

The good part is that rockstar forgot to make the guy we assassinate an ally to his own anti-air missiles

He's programmed to fly away in his helicopter, BOOM

[split moon]

[burnt maple]

You gonna pay for the car not me

[split moon]

Sure, but your socks are wet

so

[still bobcat]

You're getting me an extra 10%, no complains from me as long as u dont pinch my helicopter

[bitter flicker]

Ello Opal

been ages

[split moon]

Tu🅱️a

yes its been a significant amount of time

[radiant loom]

you seem familiar

[bitter flicker]

it's za me

in a new account

[split moon]

Tuna is tuna

where is the OG account

[bitter flicker]

in da void

[split moon]

can people stop getting banned

for 5 seconds

[bitter flicker]

[nocturne fossil]

how?

[bitter flicker]

not banned , I self deleted it months ago for personal reasons

[split moon]

ah

[rancid parcel]

Alt user, bean

[split moon]

that is unfortunate

[bitter flicker]

decided to come back now since I have some free time ( I'm on vacation rn )

[split moon]

CMM part 2

[bitter flicker]

uhhhhh , about that
#gta-online-mk2 message

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel hop on

Yacht missions

[split moon]

oh right you weren't on my CMM crew

[rancid parcel]

No

I dont own a yacht

[plucky burrow]

[split moon]

who tf was I running cmm with then

[plucky burrow]

You promised

[rancid parcel]

No?

[split moon]

harb, jord, and a 3rd that I cannot for the life of me remember

[plucky burrow]

I'm just gaslighting you

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[burnt maple]

What happened to valkyrie

[bitter flicker]

wally , harib then I forgor

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Banned.

[fierce mason]

She is athena

[nocturne fossil]

whats the least hurtful way to say my friends flying is bad

[plucky burrow]

Not true

[fierce mason]

Her nitro ended

[plucky burrow]

Athena is not my neighbour

[split moon]

hrm

[nocturne fossil]

her kindness got stolen

[split moon]

im gonna need a new crew for DD CMM

[nocturne fossil]

now we have an angry person

[bitter flicker]

unfortunately I'm retired and like half the earth away from my PC

(in Italy atm)

[split moon]

ah you're on proper vacation

[plucky burrow]

But you right near my pc

[split moon]

very nice

[bitter flicker]

yea like a 26 day trip around Europe with my family

[split moon]

[bitter flicker]

[plucky burrow]

Have fun

Visit rome

It's a jojo reference

[bitter flicker]

I'm in Rome rn lol

[plucky burrow]

Is this a

[split moon]

is good rp

[still bobcat]

ya, the money just a bonus for me

[split moon]

yeup

[still bobcat]

id probably still be doing these if it was $0 and 8000 RP

[split moon]

I know I would

[hollow owl]

Haven't been on a holiday in years, my own fault as I could've went to one back in August but no

[split moon]

omg its trace

mod now?

[plucky burrow]

Go to chumash

A very lovely sunset

[hollow owl]

I've been mod for 2 months, nearly 3

[bitter flicker]

he's a modder now smh

[hollow owl]

I want a irl one

Not in game

[plucky burrow]

😟

[hollow owl]

hopefully once I get my licence

[rancid parcel]

||Traitor.||

[plucky burrow]

Where do I go

[hollow owl]

Il drive up

[hollow owl]

Im sorry

😔

I help ppl though

I've been keeping this place safe for you

And i get this

[plucky burrow]

By banning them

Ban me next

[hollow owl]

I've banned like 7 ppl

I dont do it often

Lmao

[rancid parcel]

Sold out MMI was the biggest betrayal

So many people left unemployed

[split moon]

very nice, congratumetatiomns

[hollow owl]

I made new MMI

Ngl, the MMI thing was basically dead since June

[split moon]

that was dead since the last time I was around

[hollow owl]

Providence is the new and better MMI

[split moon]

a hot minute ago 😂

[hollow owl]

The employee list is somewhere

[hollow owl]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AbTBqxg-VIlkhA2CKBvZOwTMJsQlzu3B3y3O7Swz8Vc/edit?usp=drivesdk

I said to my mum if i lost these last 4 battles in Brawl Stars, il return to Gardenscapes

[plucky burrow]

!rule 10

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@plucky burrow

[hollow owl]

I sold one game

[hollow owl]

Wat

[golden ravine]

@plucky burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rancid parcel

[plucky burrow]

You are getting banned

[hollow owl]

For what

[plucky burrow]

For employment

[rancid parcel]

No ban, demote him instead

[hollow owl]

Employment, you work here

[still bobcat]

[rancid parcel]

We need him back from the enemy team

[split moon]

wait nwy did you die?

[hollow owl]

I'm not the enemy

We aren't all bad 😞

[plucky burrow]

You are about to live long enough to become the violin

[still bobcat]

I keep trying different things to get the heli jump consistently

[split moon]

ah

[hollow owl]

Terrible joke but it did make me try not to laugh

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

man

Would you like to join Providence

An organisation made here

[plucky burrow]

Please use proper lfg channels #patron-lounge

[hollow owl]

No access

[plucky burrow]

L

[split moon]

huh

[hollow owl]

Joking lmao

#mod_shop

[split moon]

[plucky burrow]

Yes access

[bitter flicker]

no access

[hollow owl]

Might aswell play Gardenscapes while I wait for the message

[bitter flicker]

[rancid parcel]

Raptor threatens me after I send cat pics

[hollow owl]

Oh its coming

Nvm

[hollow owl]

Well....

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Idk what to do about tht

Send a dog

[rancid parcel]

Youre on its team

So enemy

[plucky burrow]

No cat posting in community

[rancid parcel]

I will bald you

[plucky burrow]

I already lost my ear

[hollow owl]

What do I have to do to not be the enemy

[rancid parcel]

The damage has been done

[plucky burrow]

Give me 5 cayo

[nocturne fossil]

ur cat looks like you btw

[bitter flicker]

bet

[hollow owl]

I've done nothing as a mod

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

I've given suggestions and done normal mod things

[plucky burrow]

Go back to gta or else

[bitter flicker]

oh no

[hollow owl]

Boring rn

[plucky burrow]

I will tell on you

[hollow owl]

The trailer comes out soon

[plucky burrow]

I'm snitchman

[hollow owl]

<t:1765274400:R>

3 days

Trailer comes out

[plucky burrow]

How did you know

[bitter flicker]

he works for rockstar , trust

[hollow owl]

Because the trailer comes out 1 week before the dlc

[plucky burrow]

Isn't the trailer already there

[hollow owl]

Thats a teaser smh

It showed 4 vehicles

Normally there is like 15

And trailers show more insight

[plucky burrow]

What else do you want

[hollow owl]

Into the dlc

[bitter flicker]

well it's a smaller update ain't it

[split moon]

imagine doing mod things, especially of the normal variety

[plucky burrow]

This is the big one

[hollow owl]

This is biggest dlc in ages

And it will be a flop

[plucky burrow]

What

Cayo perico

[hollow owl]

Cayo was 5yrs ago

Old

[bitter flicker]

the big one ?

[plucky burrow]

[bitter flicker]

we robbin da UD ?

[hollow owl]

Ppl have wanted mansions for ages

[plucky burrow]

Again

[hollow owl]

3rd time

[plucky burrow]

It's just you tbh

[hollow owl]

I've never actually thought what dlc i wanted in gta

A spy one would be nice but

[bitter flicker]

Michael dlc

[hollow owl]

Thats just doomsday ish

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Michael isnt coming

Scared him away

[split moon]

It would be cool if there was a noir-themed DLC tbh

[plucky burrow]

Michael death is the canon after all

[hollow owl]

No

Fabien dlc

[night swallow]

Tuners part 2

[still bobcat]

i know ur joking but unless he’s passed since contract dlc he’s alive

[plucky burrow]

How did you kanoe

Does Franklin talk about him

[split moon]

he is referenced quite a bit actually

[still bobcat]

yes, when you drive through the movie lot in the golf carts

[plucky burrow]

What did he become

[hollow owl]

"Hope his ass ain't at work today"

[night swallow]

wasnt that like 4 years after story lore wise

[still bobcat]

he mentions he knows one of the movie producers here

wasnt contract dlc 2022

since bunkers in 2017 its just been present day

[bitter flicker]

nama go fk yourself

[night swallow]

december 2021

[plucky burrow]

So the carwash is 2025

Makes sense to open a meth business

[hollow owl]

@tidal relic me and u are watching the fn event together ❤️

Can't say no

[plucky burrow]

Why is the carwash not boosting meth

[bitter flicker]

doomsday part 2 when where the AI ( aka cliffy ) fights back

[hollow owl]

arrangements have been made

[plucky burrow]

It's a very big wasted opportunity

[plucky burrow]

He already lost

[bitter flicker]

who knows what the IAA gonna do with clifffy

[plucky burrow]

We are working with mr faber now

[still bobcat]

Sorry for stuffing the heli the last couple of times

[split moon]

I watched you get sniped by the defences xD

[plucky burrow]

He will sponsor our crime

[still bobcat]

My friend had a full on go at me because they can't get into this lobby whilst they could just host this themselves

[split moon]

I can leave if you want to get em in

[still bobcat]

No they've quit and even if they load back in they'll be shitty the rest of the night anyway

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

They've just got a lot going on IRL and taking it out on me

[split moon]

Everyone got their own shit to deal with, no real justification for making it everybody elses problem

Least of all your friends or loved ones

[tame holly]

Got the T4 on super yacht life

[split moon]

@still bobcat taking a short break to have a bite to eat

[fossil dagger]

When is it

[hollow owl]

6hrs 17

[fossil dagger]

we ain't watching it

🗣️

[still bobcat]

Goddamn stop getting the skip

Would rather play for another 30 seconds and get $50k more

4 skips in a row

[storm nimbus]

"was that it?"mission ends

[still bobcat]

5 skips reeeee

[split moon]

I was wondering about that

lmao

[still bobcat]

wish we had more testing to see what causes a leave the area skip

[split moon]

maybe its because the majority of the lobby is far enough away

if I had to guess

[still bobcat]

happens the same solo

so i dont think so

[nocturne fossil]

try alt tabbing in fullscreen

[split moon]

I've been alt tabbed the entire time

[nocturne fossil]

that helps with cluckin bell as well

u can skip train sequence

[storm nimbus]

Think I had a modder in the session I got put into
"kicked by battleye"

Will have to restart game

[split moon]

rip

[still bobcat]

sometimes it just glitches out

[split moon]

nah battleye will flip out if there is even a single modder in session unless they are the host somehow

[still bobcat]

ive had that pop up in an invite only

[storm nimbus]

I've had it happen a few times after being put in public games
Usually needs a restart to fix

[still bobcat]

and i dont cheat and there's no firewall or any of that shenanigans messing with battleye either

[nocturne fossil]

it still happens regardless

[untold dock]

i haven't gotten kicked by battleye once

[still bobcat]

no skip

[split moon]

did you do anything different this time?

[still bobcat]

no

literally looked identical to the previous one

[split moon]

because I pulled aggro from the guards as the boss died

and im also standing closer

not by much, but it is closer

[still bobcat]

the skip looks the same regardless of player count

[storm nimbus]

Back in so should be able to join again

[tidal relic]

Who the fuck pinged me here

[tidal relic]

Excuse me?

I dont even think im gonna be abke to watch the event

😭

[wintry ermine]

Me neither

[still bobcat]

think ive found better timing to the jump

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

nothing seems to change the skip though

[split moon]

okay, the skips are just straight up RNG

[still bobcat]

i think so, 30 missions in i thought it was dialogue based

130 missions in im convinced its just random

doesnt matter if you wait in the sub, surface quickly, get out in the water, be on the end of the boat, be halfway on the boat, all of those times i can either get or not get the skip

[sturdy tapir]

[still bobcat]

[sturdy tapir]

@burnt maple what u doing on gtao

⁉️

[still bobcat]

standing stil on my yacht

[split moon]

waiting to get banned again

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

Standing on a boat

[still bobcat]

grinding hours worth of missions just to mod a car and get banned for a 5th time

[split moon]

@still bobcat I think I am starting to see some correlation here

You know how I've been shooting at the patrol boats at the start right?

Sometimes they aggro, sometimes they dont. And I think every single time I haven't been able to pull aggro while the defences were still active, the skip happened

if the skip doesn't happen this time im just gonna think im right

[still bobcat]

no

[split moon]

ok I was wrong

[still bobcat]

[split moon]

its just chaos

pure insanity

[still bobcat]

bro thinks he can predict rng

[split moon]

Technically you can predict RNG if you have the exact formula used

its just speculation that this is RNG but it certainly feels like it

[still bobcat]

and in this case im convinced it's "random bullshit, go"

[split moon]

yes

just gta being gta

throwing pocket sand at our eyes

[burnt maple]

Worth it

[still bobcat]

ur modded cars are bright green with f1 wheels

#owned

[split moon]

I can do that without cheating

but f1 wheels are cringe

[still bobcat]

yes thats the most cringe car i can think of

coz i hate the colour bright green

[burnt maple]

No i have taste

[split moon]

whats your taste

[still bobcat]

if its anything actuallly tasteful, probably just saving time on getting nice crew colours

and i got the no checkpoint thing

[storm nimbus]

Tampa gt with spindles

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

no skip when it would be useful

lets just make the most poorly coded mission quintuple money this week

[split moon]

gyat

[still bobcat]

👅

[split moon]

still poor tho

[nocturne fossil]

nah bro you a bawler

[rancid parcel]

An Associate that's poor in gta?

Impossible

[split moon]

I stopped playing after I bought everything

[split moon]

I wonder what my money spent is

[still bobcat]

[split moon]

ah yes

[split moon]

I need more money

idek what to buy though, I already bought everything that was worth looking at

[still bobcat]

If you're wondering about the discrepancy, RSG correcting your balance doesn't appear in stats

[split moon]

What discrepency, your income is still higher than your expenses

[still bobcat]

$705,000,000 + $303,000,000 = over a billion

and I only have $977m earnt

[split moon]

ah.

[still bobcat]

also i was too busy typing and didnt even hit the yacht

[split moon]

do I need to grab a boat

[still bobcat]

no i just got the further back checkpoint

even though i did hear the checkpoint sound effect

[split moon]

scream if you need assistance im refilling my water

stay hydrated kids

[still bobcat]

is a beer and a coke fine?

[split moon]

as long as you've had at least some water today yes

[still bobcat]

yes

[burnt maple]

@split moon good taste?

[still bobcat]

i should really set back up some hotkeys

nothing glitchy, i used to have my phone contacts on binds, and i should have a save game/reequip my current outfit button

[split moon]

Its alright

Pretty sure that can be done without using cheats

but im not sure if any of the merge methods I knew of would still be working, or whether they'd work with that specific combo

[still bobcat]

well this is new

[split moon]

where is the heli

who parked the heli here

[nocturne fossil]

whoever did it must be a cousin of tom cruise

[rancid parcel]

No its just @fierce mason work

He was definitely there

[still bobcat]

please tell me u have that clipped

[nocturne fossil]

Martol is the best pilot so checks out

[storm nimbus]

Game went fuck you no chopper. Was burning in the hottub lol

[split moon]

no

[still bobcat]

Damn it looked a lot smoother on my screen

[split moon]

probably just my latency

was still pretty smooth

[still bobcat]

I suppose my camera was more zoomed in

I KILLED HIM

THE MISSION CONTINUES

[split moon]

[still bobcat]

Rarest achievement in the game

[fierce mason]

Why is it when I take a nap or sleeping
Someone has to ping me

[split moon]

@fierce mason good morning

[fierce mason]

It's 5:47 pm

[split moon]

I said what I said

[rancid parcel]

Who the heck sleeps at 5pm

That's literally the time to go outside and do something

[untold dock]

no it isn't

[fierce mason]

If you read
It's taking a nap

[untold dock]

sun sets at 3pm

[fierce mason]

3 pm
Here it's 5 pm usually

And besides
I literally been playing half life 2 from 7 am to 3 pm to getting 100%
Cut me some slack for being a bit tired

[rancid parcel]

No

[fierce mason]

Anyways that still doesn't explain why I was pingedv

[rancid parcel]

Oh it was a thing that only you could do

[fierce mason]

Orbital striking you when you stop being retired?
I'm still waiting

[rancid parcel]

I doubt you can afford the cost

[fierce mason]

Oh believe me i can and I made sure I always have enough for it
I still haven't forgive you for making that poster

You put great shame and disrespect in my title of being the best pilot in all of LS
I do stand not disrespect unless it's laezy

[rancid parcel]

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

No

[sturdy tapir]

helo

[rancid parcel]

Hi and no

[burnt maple]

[split moon]

how the hell did I blow up

what

[still bobcat]

[burnt maple]

When will we stop?

[still bobcat]

Another hour

Coz I got work in the morning can't stay up all night

[burnt maple]

You won’t join the car meat?

[still bobcat]

Is it in the next hour?

[burnt maple]

In 5 hours

[still bobcat]

I'll be sound asleep at 6am

Another new one

[split moon]

[storm nimbus]

Working Sunday rip

[burnt maple]

Now we swim

[storm nimbus]

You mean they swim* we sit in hottub

*use boat

[burnt maple]

Easy life

[still bobcat]

I get 25% more money

It's like an event week but IRL

😏

[storm nimbus]

Right I forget that's a thing
I used to work weekends for pizza delivery or phone support for bank and didn't get that

[burnt maple]

[split moon]

head-seeking bullets

bro already has his modmenu reinstalled

[still bobcat]

okay, you gotta avoid landing in front of the guys helicopter else you won’t get the checkpoint properly

[fierce mason]

Hmm
This requires my assistance it seems

[fierce mason]

Btw @rancid parcel and @nocturne fossil
I finally woke up and checked what happening
I dont like that

For starters, the heli would have been blown up already

[rancid parcel]

Only your skill set made sure it didnt

[still bobcat]

Who put sticky tape on my heli pad?

[rancid parcel]

You did

[plucky burrow]

You can't park there

[fierce mason]

Well yeah but even then,
I would blow it up still

[rancid parcel]

Doubt that

[fierce mason]

You underestimate my skills!

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

We are about to witness tom and jerry in chat

[plucky burrow]

Opal became assussiet and untraceable became mod

I watched them grow