gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

hard to tell cuz lockon doesnt count for pc

understandable but i play alotta survivals

and its important to take out enemies quickly

i still use the mk2 carbine there

[fierce mason]

In survival
I am 100% going to use minigun if given the chance

[woeful needle]

Im a pistol headshot machine

[nocturne fossil]

u can rely on the minigun always trust me its more fun to aim

some maps will punish u with rapid fire for being in the same spot

plus u gotta save ammo for whenever u really need it

[fierce mason]

I enjoy being effcient though
Whatever best suited is what i enjoy

[nocturne fossil]

u can be efficient by using other weapons and saving minigun ammo

headshots

[woeful needle]

I use shotgun for zombies

[nocturne fossil]

i used pistols for early rounds

[fierce mason]

MINIGUN SPINNING
That why you are good at that department
I provide suppressing fire

[nocturne fossil]

and then yeah shotgun was more powerful that minigun as time passed

speaking of zombies

i miss cayo survival

[fierce mason]

Assault shotgun, Pump action mk2 explosive slugs and musket
Those are the only shotguns you need

[nocturne fossil]

why the musket

[fierce mason]

Because its what the founding father intended

[nocturne fossil]

atleast u can switch to grenade and quick reload so thats a redeemable point of using it

i used to rock the no-scope marksman but it was much better having scope to spam in sniper fights against bst gobblers

[fierce mason]

TO NOT RELOAD THE MUSKET BUT INSTEAD USE A CHEAP TACTIC IS DISHONARABLE AND NOT WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHER INTENDED

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

Mr CeyllonSL, according to the founding father court, we have sentense you gulity

[nocturne fossil]

i dont own it

so no crime done

they shoved the firework launcher in my inventory tho

[fierce mason]

You dont OWN A MUSKET

Mr CeylonSL, you are now found extra extra GULITY

[nocturne fossil]

i choose what weapons, clothes and cars i drive

iam very picky xd

i know the gun locker exists but still

[fierce mason]

just add a musket to your inventory

[nocturne fossil]

i want to be able to switch from assault to pump shotty quick not scroll through all weapons xd

[fierce mason]

Trust me, you not going to be in situation where you acciedntaly shot a musket instead of swapping to assualt shtogun and now you have to hide to cover because you swapped to the wrong weapon and barely survived an encounter

[nocturne fossil]

cayo shotty was funny ill say

it was in my loadout for while

[nocturne fossil]

happened with cayo shotty

never again

[fierce mason]

Yes
because that happen to me all the time

with the musket

[nocturne fossil]

i dont stay in cover for too long except if its with low levels since they dont know how to use explosives effectively

[fierce mason]

I know
Look at @tidal yew

[nocturne fossil]

the mini-drone is quite fun as useful against tryhards

[fierce mason]

OH fuck wrong clip
That me freindly FIRING XD

[nocturne fossil]

if larzy sees how frequently u reposted this clip ur cooked

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

Caz he has clips of his own

That too many of them

I only have 1 fail

[fierce mason]

My guy
We both keep reposting the same shit over and over again

[fierce mason]

Its a bad one though

[tidal yew]

U can clearly see tuna came in my range

[nocturne fossil]

this clip is ingrained in ma brain for the times u reposted it xd

whose tuna?

extra names?

[fierce mason]

Our local fish freind

[nocturne fossil]

he aint a fish till he have that certain mask

[west stirrup]

Can i get 10mil in 2-3 hours

Possibly not

[nocturne fossil]

possible

with some help....

[young copper]

2 3 hours is long buddy

you can get 10m in just 5 to 7 cayo

[west stirrup]

Oh no i mean just from casino

For tier 4

[young copper]

thats possible too diamond x2 right now

for even duo we got like this

[fierce mason]

@west stirrup
If you wanna, i can help out in 4 hours

[young copper]

and thats 65% only

so possible

[fierce mason]

and one guy primarly got the loot

i got like... 3 diamonds

[young copper]

yea still plenty loot

[fierce mason]

Shame the time i read that msg to tell me take, i was already hacking and if abort, alarm would be triggered

[young copper]

[alpine basin]

how many times are you going to post this today

[nocturne fossil]

i would be in the hospital if i took shots everytime he posted it

[alpine basin]

not even a hospital can revive the dead

[tidal yew]

He wants me to die out of shame

[rancid parcel]

LS Hospitals can

They're talented doctors

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure they just throw them out back in the ally and let them be birthed again

I had a vision of it

[rancid parcel]

Omg new car leak in the back!

[alpine basin]

Nooo no looking at the image from 2024

[rancid parcel]

Aw :(

[alpine basin]

its not within the 7 days of the new dlc either so I still can't show any leaks of cars in-game yet

[nocturne fossil]

did athena actually fall for it xd

[alpine basin]

what is there to even fall for

That was a joke image of me making fun of battleyes poor launch

[nocturne fossil]

no i saw it later

was mentioning the grey suv far behind

[alpine basin]

Im aware

no leaks

[thick rose]

Flight school is so painful

I'm trying to get tier 3 done

Well I got it done

But all gold medal

Haw nah

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/D8N6ZRx3Mt

[nocturne fossil]

bro i just saw this idk what to think

do people not pay attention or?

[dense frigate]

How can I dodge missles easily

In a pyro

[nocturne fossil]

by flying circles

[alpine basin]

do you have your tail on your pyro perchance?

[dense frigate]

Wdym

[alpine basin]

someone will bless you with this information

Im just going to wait and let it happen, someones going to cover you with every step you need

[dense frigate]

I’m new to flying planes for combat man

It’s upgraded flares and weapons max handling and engine

[alpine basin]

you'll like a pyro without its tail, very maneuverable, theres some guides around it as well

[hollow glade]

Ending 2x with my best take, nice

[dense frigate]

Interesting

[alpine basin]

It basically just ignores physics in every way, let me see if theres a video I can send here

[dense frigate]

I’ve just abt beat that 7.8 all diamonds 1 guy on lock boxes double dip in the daily vault

[dense frigate]

Alr dm it to me if u want

[hollow glade]

Prob 4.3m with better daily. But I’ll take it. Didn’t really duo a ton since I usually had trios

[dense frigate]

I did four man

[hollow glade]

Lmao

I did one 4 man. Never did one again after that, and I’m not mad at that

[dense frigate]

3 on mains 2 grab one hack good locations for loot and then one guy drilling lock boxes then the stealth mode double dip in the daily vault

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
If we got a nickle for how many times we keep posting the same clips of my freindly fire and your RPG incident
We will break the economy

[west stirrup]

[fierce mason]

I can help out in like an hour

[hollow owl]

2x carried

[west stirrup]

True

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

I’m staying in my current session to keep the 2x if it works

Thank you in advance

[fierce mason]

Hmm
@sturdy tapir
You know what i am thinking

[storm nimbus]

[sturdy tapir]

What

[fierce mason]

LETS GAMBLE IN AN HOUR!

[sturdy tapir]

im not in los santos

@silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

@sturdy tapir

[fierce mason]

[sturdy tapir]

helo oreo

[west stirrup]

This mission is awful and i hate it

[silk shuttle]

that's not the gun van bro

[west stirrup]

Its a booze van

[sturdy tapir]

i think remy pissed off suppliers

[autumn epoch]

5X YACHT MISSIONS

and a free yacht

what the fuck are these people doing

[tame holly]

well if u have one of the smaller ones already

its black friday, lots of stuff on sales

[autumn epoch]

raiju, avenger on sale

[tame holly]

its major bait week for newer players before dlc

[autumn epoch]

ok im forcing rumi to install the game we have some grinding to so

[tame holly]

(and i'll prob spend like 14M on cars )

[plucky burrow]

Oh is it really fre

[autumn epoch]

for cheap yacht owners

all yachts on 40% sale

[plucky burrow]

Ugh

[brittle hatch]

*3.6m yacht

[plucky burrow]

[tame holly]

that's also the 3rd week in a row where a luxury property is on a very massive discount and has a free option

i see u R*

[west stirrup]

[plucky burrow]

Was the penthouse fre

I think I missed it

[tame holly]

last week

[plucky burrow]

😭

Wait maybe I have already

[tame holly]

an office was free 2 weeks ago

[west stirrup]

Free facilities next week watch

[brittle hatch]

the dlc where you're supposed to be a rich guy buying a big house wouldn't work as well if you had 3$ and couldn't pay the mechanic

[tame holly]

and then its all high end appartments

[sturdy tapir]

ah shit

your really goin to force me to get gta rn??!?!?!?!?

[west stirrup]

Do it

[bitter flicker]

Do it

[sturdy tapir]

but im enjoying the retirement until dlc drop

[west stirrup]

Wait the deluxo is going to be crazy cheap with gta+

[bitter flicker]

Get on the grind

Aka gamble

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

%yes

[sturdy tapir]

no

[west stirrup]

Pls?

[plucky burrow]

40% on yacht?

Thats like

3 million less

So 9

I can't afford

[west stirrup]

Noob

[plucky burrow]

No wait

[storm nimbus]

Also expensive one is same price as cheap one
So 3.6 for the 8 million one

And 40% off any upgrades

[plucky burrow]

But the upgrades were 4 million alone

[storm nimbus]

2 million

[plucky burrow]

I'm sure the yacht cost 12

[tame holly]

nope its 10M for the most expensive one with max upgrades

[plucky burrow]

Maybe I have dementia

[storm nimbus]

10
The upgrades cost 2 million but are just colours or lights anyway

[plucky burrow]

I think I will skip this week too

[autumn epoch]

office was free???????

[tame holly]

a single one

iirc it was the lombank

[autumn epoch]

oh alr then i didnt miss anything

[hollow owl]

No yacht for me game

[west stirrup]

How do i switch homing targets on the MK2

Its annoying on the drone prep

[lost lily]

U can't

It only works on aircraft

[west stirrup]

Fok

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason what udoin

[plucky burrow]

Shoot them with sniper

[west stirrup]

I’m rushing

No time for pea shooting

[lost lily]

Use explo mg on mk2

[golden sundial]

Or just don't use mk2

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

I just aim my mk2 up and then back down till it locks on the drones

Or just be high up in the air

[tame holly]

i mean srs, who tf still uses the mk2 for smth other than collectibles ?

regular cars > oppressor mkII all day

[hollow owl]

I agree

But I would like mk2 if I wanna go faster

[tame holly]

the humble sparrow

[hollow owl]

No

[untold dock]

i haven't used any other vehicle in the past week

[hollow owl]

Sparrow can sit

And dust can consume it

[golden sundial]

Other to what

[untold dock]

mk2

[west stirrup]

100k patrol routes

[golden sundial]

Ah

[west stirrup]

[fierce mason]

About to hop online and help remy

[tidal yew]

With what?!

[fierce mason]

Idk
Ask remy

[west stirrup]

Diamond Casserole heis

[fierce mason]

Yes

Didn't you say Thursday is your day off?
You can literally hop on and it'll be old times

[west stirrup]

A while ago i think i said that

Or do you mean someone else

[fierce mason]

Idk
I'm In

Add me

[west stirrup]

Invited

[west stirrup]

What’s your FPS ingame?

[fierce mason]

Low enough for the glitch to not be an issue XD

[west stirrup]

Okyay

[tidal yew]

I can though

[fierce mason]

Then come

[west stirrup]

My 2x is gone fuck

Wasted my time

[sturdy tapir]

-25000

[fierce mason]

Counter argument
We almost looted the entire fault and made putvalmost 4 million
And also you carried more harder than a person working on a farm because I legit forgot how to do stealth casino

[west stirrup]

Lol

[fierce mason]

Seriously I forgot how to do
Now I have to relearn the whole heist again

That explain why I was so unhelpful
I was literally watching to get an idea

[west stirrup]

It’s fine lol

[fierce mason]

No I hate being useless

[west stirrup]

6.580.000 Potential take

actual take 3mil?

[fierce mason]

smash table
We should loot the other two!

[west stirrup]

Heh?

Greatly appreciated though Captain

[fierce mason]

Your welcome
Oh BTW
I actually have my casino hut none of the preps
Since touvgonna wait for yours
We can mine in the meantime

[west stirrup]

Oh ehh

[tidal yew]

Low money

[west stirrup]

I was rushing so i could finish something for work in time before i have to leave

[fierce mason]

No problem

[broken musk]

This is how ima be negotiating with Grand Prix for them mansions next week

[plucky burrow]

Is it still 2x

[untold dock]

120k for a 5 minute yacht mission

okay

[plucky burrow]

[broken musk]

Or potentially in two weeks

[spice inlet]

192k for 1st yatch mission if u do it in hard

[untold dock]

you spent more than 5 minutes if you got that much

[broken musk]

Can I buy a second yatch yet

[spice inlet]

Well I just did what the mission told me to do 🤷🏻‍♂️

[spice inlet]

Nope

[broken musk]

Stupid ahh game

I wanna waste more money

Ok fine how about this: for the mansions DLC, they add a solid gold plated option for the style of yatch you can buy

[fair crater]

thats nice idea

[fossil dagger]

I hope it costs 50m just the gold thing. I WANNA spend money!

[broken musk]

I’d be fine with that

My golden Luxor became too common that I had to mod it

[fair crater]

how many garage slot this new mansion thingy gonna have

[broken musk]

Nobody knows

Ima assume at least 10 per mansion

Probably 20 per mansion would sound more likely

[fair crater]

we can buy more than one mansion?

[broken musk]

Ofc

[fair crater]

oh nice

[broken musk]

I own every single unit in eclipse towers lmao

[fair crater]

yeah

i need the garage slots

[broken musk]

Same

Trying to find a place to store podium cars is annoying

[tidal yew]

Sorry I was playing with renkaii

[wintry ermine]

If I have an aquarius yacht and I get the Pisces yacht I get 600k back, but if I have the prisces yacht, isn't the aquarius yacht free?

Maybe I'm mistaking getting money back with paying money

Cuz it does have a plus sign next to the money

[storm nimbus]

It gonna cost you 600k

[west stirrup]

Non

The damn session reset mid heist

When i started the heist it was 2x

[dense frigate]

Yes

[fierce mason]

No problem

[tidal yew]

How much u earned today then

[fierce mason]

50k
We lost too much money

[tidal yew]

Huh

Wtf.

[tidal yew]

What abt the 400k from casino from remy

[fierce mason]

It was gone

Remy flew
She... dropped half the diamonds

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Guess u needed master larzy at that time

[fierce mason]

In a serious note
I got 400k and she got 2 mil

It was REALLY good because we managed to almost loot the entire vault

[tidal yew]

Ohhh niceeee

[fierce mason]

She did... everything

because i legit forgot how to do the entire stealth heist

Big con, i know
Aggressive...
Really?
Stealth?

INSERT WARHOG NOISES

[opal rock]

Stealth is just bonk bonk bonk

Loot

Bonk

[plucky burrow]

let's spam cayos until dawn

[spice inlet]

From which salvage yard robbery we can get the NOOSE uniform?

[fierce mason]

Duck
You literally saw how i let you guys do the heist
I am legit useless

[spice inlet]

Gangbanger?

[tidal yew]

We know that

[lost lily]

Yea

[spice inlet]

Perf. I can call in my Terorrbyte and save it right?

Or is there another way?

[lost lily]

Dunno. Look on yt

[hollow owl]

That was patched afaik

[spice inlet]

Uh no...

I want it badly...

[lost lily]

I already have noose outfit. Not sure how i got it.

[hollow owl]

I think we got it from last Heist Month

Which i missed on smh

[spice inlet]

So there's literally no way to get it?

I couldn't get it during casino cuz we're unable to call in the terorrbyte

[knotty briar]

Yeah it was from some sort of event week

[tidal yew]

Harry Potter is dead

Heehhheeehe

[wintry ermine]

Isnt there like a normal noose outfit?

I think i have it

Prob some cop cars week

[eternal saffron]

What the fuck

This week is great

This is one of the best weeks they’ve done in a while

Two jobs 2x and 4x that I can do in two seconds

Not a complicated heist

[opal rock]

Is there a new heist?

[eternal saffron]

No

[opal rock]

Oh

[eternal saffron]

It’s FIB priority and uh

Yacht missions

[opal rock]

Just you said complicated heist I thought maybe it was a new one

[eternal saffron]

I’m referring to the diamond

Good money

Too much setup

[opal rock]

Diamond is easy

Once you realise you don’t need optional prep there’s not that much to do

[autumn epoch]

rockstar is actually just baiting people into this game 🥀

like seriously

everything is on sale now

[fierce mason]

Good
I need money

Wait isnt the yacht free?

[storm nimbus]

No

40% off and Aquarius is same price as cheapest one

[storm nimbus]

Also means if you don't own one at all you can get Aquarius for the same price as Orion

[fierce mason]

It costs me money
Smash table

I am broke

[tidal yew]

[brittle hatch]

And you wanted to buy a mansion ? go back to work for simeon and never talk to us again

[tidal yew]

I have a yacht

[fierce mason]

I have money for mansion
I have no money for yacht

[tidal yew]

[autumn epoch]

150k from one yacht mission

thats a lot

[opal rock]

It’s not bad

[lost lily]

even yacht missions got a bonus week but those stupid salvage yard robberies have never been 2x

[fierce mason]

We got diamond casino 2x
Where our damn CAYO PERICO 2X

[green fractal]

Last day before closing gtao servers.

[lost lily]

cayo 2x but you always get tequila and cash

[fierce mason]

Shit not bad

[spice inlet]

good for solo ngl

[rancid parcel]

That's like PD

[spice inlet]

solo 3x a day

[rancid parcel]

Close enough

[lost lily]

solo deal with long ass cooldown

[rancid parcel]

Horrible offer ngl

[fierce mason]

But the MONEY

[rancid parcel]

Its not about the money

[fierce mason]

Its sending a message

[rancid parcel]

Heist month is over, there will not be cayo x2

[fierce mason]

why are you tired
you're retired first of all

[rancid parcel]

And no mk2 discount

[fierce mason]

Thank god

[rancid parcel]

R* hate Cato burrito and Oppression

[daring bobcat]

not bad

[fierce mason]

1 MILLION DOLLARS

IM LOADING GTA IN 15 MINTUES

[rancid parcel]

Its only once a week so dont get your hopes up too much

Priority Files

[fierce mason]

Doesnt matter
Its 1 million dollars

[tidal yew]

Which mission is that?

[storm nimbus]

The fine art file from the garment factory

[autumn epoch]

wow

[untold dock]

idk

[fierce mason]

Idk man
Im illegally blind

[lost lily]

do u even play this game

[tidal yew]

I do

[fierce mason]

He does not
He too busy blowing himself up

[autumn epoch]

[lost lily]

how do u not know then what is that mission

[tidal yew]

Dont encourage him

[tidal yew]

Hehe ah it's been months since I played that particular mission man

[lost lily]

these files are pretty fun with full squad #gta-online-mk2 message

[fierce mason]

You know what
I have never done the files as a full squad

[lost lily]

i think u can go upto 8 players as mc president

[fierce mason]

Fascinating

[opal rock]

There is mark2 discount already, 25% off.

Some people are never happy with what they ahve

[silk shuttle]

retinue mk2 is on sale?

[static smelt]

Only real ones own this

[silk shuttle]

at the disco

[lost lily]

3 guys on broomstick and me on my buckbeak

[sleek prism]

retinue, silly

[golden sundial]

I just replayed a cayo run and I come back to the weapons prep showing as unfinished?

[knotty briar]

how it feels to own so much rare clothing and never wearing them

Of course I get sick and stay home from work the it’s the weekly update so no 2x casino anymore

[tame holly]

tbf 5x on yacht missions is surprisingly decent

its 150k for like 5 mins missions

[knotty briar]

True

[spice inlet]

I love the name its been given, broomstick

[knotty briar]

I might go for the tier 4 career

[tame holly]

i am kinda going for it, but since my controller has stick drift + my aim sucks the 80% aim is very hard

although half damage and the no snacks are easy enough

[spice inlet]

stick drift...a nightmare!

[hollow owl]

This was just me playing them normally but you can get more if you do the 15 min wait thing for more money
A Superyacht Life Mission Payouts Hard Mode:
144k Overboard
144k Salvage
168k All Hands
144k Icebreaker
120k Bon Voyage
120k D-Day

[spice inlet]

I can imagine

[knotty briar]

Might just cheese it and turn on assisted aim and play on controller

[spice inlet]

I got 192k for the 1st and 2nd mission, on hard mode.

[tame holly]

its not permanent stick drift, for the entire casino x2 week i barely had any

but today it was at its worse in a long time

[spice inlet]

I can understand ur pain brp

bro*

[tame holly]

at least on the other game i play rn, it doesn't cause issues

in fact it can lowkey benefit me

[spice inlet]

aha

[static smelt]

100% true but I wear this on both my characters because of Kobe

I always get messages where to buy it

[nocturne fossil]

jeez if they would let us store the yatch in menu like sub i woulda bought the yacht a long time ago

[knotty briar]

Why? Then no one would call it in and it would take up a slot

I spent like 12 mil on a yacht mfs gonna see it whether they like it or not

[nocturne fossil]

i sometimes dislike it existing when iam too busy to use it

i dont wanna flex something others have access too eventually

the biggest flex is the arena war stuff, arcade cabinet stuff etc

even low levels hardly get impressed now

[knotty briar]

Wouldn’t flexing arena war stuff be in the same boat as stuff others have access to eventually?

If anything there’s a lower pay ceiling for the arena war cars right?

[nocturne fossil]

tractor?

the alien car?

eventually yeah but it takes ages

[knotty briar]

I guess those are flexes but not really

[tame holly]

my custom taxi is enough of a flex

[nocturne fossil]

they kinda are since only a dozen people in this server itself own em

everyone has a yacht

i can afford multiple of em

[knotty briar]

I wouldn’t say they’re a flex because of how shit they are

Like spending countless hours for something like a rusted out tractor

[nocturne fossil]

but they arent easy to accumulate

[knotty briar]

Not a lot of people have them because they aren’t worth it

[nocturne fossil]

and for most people it is a flex

they are not worth my time but its still cool for someone to own something unique

the yacht is something most have or can afford to have sooner or later

[tame holly]

at least the custom taxi can be used fot the assasination missions

and its only lvl 25

[static smelt]

Flexes can be rare vehicles with rare 1:1 colors or pieces of clothes (none glitched)

Other things like a yacht isn't a flex or the alien car/tractor things you can obtain by grinding.
Ig the slamvan is a flex if you got it from the wheel

[untold dock]

why did he moan so sensually after getting whacked with a machete

[cunning python]

Alien tattoo is crazy work

I hate resupply missions

[tame holly]

i'm not ever attempting this cuz my character always wears a top

so its literrally a useless flex

[nocturne fossil]

so i was killing a griefer starting with the name king

[sturdy tapir]

@autumn epoch

[nocturne fossil]

and from the same crew another player called queen orbed me

[sturdy tapir]

im in game where de fok are YOU

[tame holly]

griefer couple ❤️

[nocturne fossil]

assuming thats girlfriend or waifu stuff

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

orbed me and called mercernaries :'/

[tame holly]

well the griefer in griefer couple is pretty important

[nocturne fossil]

i msg her asking "was it worth it"

they in their facility now

the moment they come up i tp to my facility and send them the same favor

but they prolly afk now smashing

[lost lily]

looting boxes instead of main loot

[nocturne fossil]

big brain stuff xd

[tame holly]

reason n°3 as to why i don't get the side drill

number 1 is waste of time and money

and number 2 is that i'll prob don't use it anyway

[lost lily]

worst take i've got with art

[daring bobcat]

so bad

[tame holly]

less than 1M ?!!

i know this was aggressive but still

[lost lily]

cuz he was looting boxes

[knotty briar]

Grind the longest for the absolute worst shit

[nocturne fossil]

its a flex amoung high levels

most mid level/low levels wont care about those

[static smelt]

How tf did someone get 100k?! Am I reading it wrong?

[tame holly]

Yes u are that's his cut

[static smelt]

😭😭😭

[knotty briar]

I’m a high level and I still don’t care about getting them

[nocturne fossil]

how high?

[honest geyser]

High

[nocturne fossil]

[daring bobcat]

still dont have full stealth

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

Def legit trust

[honest geyser]

Ofc!

[tame holly]

Also i see that bad sport hat

[honest geyser]

I was in badsport for being too nutty

[knotty briar]

616 on pc

[nocturne fossil]

alr fair enough

[knotty briar]

And day 1 on ps3 I switched to pc at level 495

[cunning python]

hello

i have question

why is the drone misison inart file so fucking weird

[sleek prism]

Why you didnt quit?

[honest geyser]

He gets a little griddy with it

[cunning python]

bro it says scan face

i press e nothing happens

[knotty briar]

I didn’t have issues with it

[cunning python]

and i keep destroying drones cuz i hug the wall

[knotty briar]

I used a controller for it

[sleek prism]

stop hugging the wall, ez

[cunning python]

ok you have to hold e i think?

[honest geyser]

Ok I think maybe

[cunning python]

hate this mission bro fk this

[knotty briar]

Should have done it on enhanced and I would have joined you

[cunning python]

i might do some funny superyacht misisons on enhanced

im 746 might aswel lget gold globe

[knotty briar]

Bet I’m on rn

[lost lily]

cuz it's not my heist

[cunning python]

yay never doing these again

[knotty briar]

I kind of like doing them from time to time

Even if the money is shit

[tame holly]

oh ur on legacy, was going to say u needed 49 more for the firebolt asp

[cunning python]

im 90% legacy 10$% enhandced

[knotty briar]

Until enhanced gets text chat

They should just limit it to friends

[cunning python]

at this point idk if id come ack

if my legadcy friends do then sure

[daring bobcat]

they need to become enhanced friends

[cunning python]

enhanced friends

[untold dock]

how do i enhance my friends

[sturdy tapir]

Uhhh

[nocturne fossil]

ummmm

[west stirrup]

Yes

[sturdy tapir]

Wtf is the 40% bonus gta money on qualifying shark cards for

[west stirrup]

For you

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

oh u aint about to buy a sharkcard are you

[sturdy tapir]

But i no wanna

[nocturne fossil]

[sturdy tapir]

What

@midnight rover i need opinion

Shark?

[nocturne fossil]

do we have that tomato emoji?

[sturdy tapir]

Yis

But smoller

[nocturne fossil]

nc xd

[sturdy tapir]

Uh why you ask

[nocturne fossil]

the smaller one looks better that how i cope with no having access to the rest

[nocturne fossil]

why tho?

u dont have money after casino week?

[sturdy tapir]

Weeeell i do have like 44 million?

[nocturne fossil]

X-X

then whats the shark card for lol

[sturdy tapir]

Well idk, it's an offer to get up to 4 mil bonus cash if i buy a Megalodon, whale or great white shark card

[nocturne fossil]

how much irl money is that?

a few people did buy them tbh

i dont know the pricing

[sturdy tapir]

Great white is €14.99 white shark cash card is €37.99 and megalodon is €74.99

[nocturne fossil]

which one u buying?

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

[sturdy tapir]

I think imma skip

this deal

[nocturne fossil]

oh no pls go ahead u may proceed as you like

[sturdy tapir]

Where shark

[nocturne fossil]

sleeping

i think....

[sturdy tapir]

FAK

[broken musk]

Bruuuuhhh I want a water bomb mod for the Tula

That would be so much fun

[silk shuttle]

god only helps those who help themselves and that mf was actively refusing to help himself

[silk shuttle]

i don't think i've done a single fib file i know that pavel is included one way or another and that's enough motivation for me to never touch that stuff

[nocturne fossil]

wait u dont the garment factory?

[daring bobcat]

@untold dock could you help me with somethin?

[untold dock]

hmm

i am on a wacky pac

what do you need

[daring bobcat]

the on parade mission, just need some help

[untold dock]

yea after this

[daring bobcat]

to get traide price

[nocturne fossil]

why not do career progress while ur at it

get the hoodie

[daring bobcat]

at some point yea

[fleet sluice]

5x on super yacht missions? wtf

[west stirrup]

Oh

[silk shuttle]

do not the cat

i do own the garment factory

[untold dock]

@daring bobcat bready now

this isn't on parade

[daring bobcat]

no, its the before it

[untold dock]

hmm

land the avenger on the beach

[west stirrup]

You cannot be serious

I got 25m and i shut down every bidness

[broken musk]

excellent

[fast bridge]

Usually it resets when u relocate

[daring bobcat]

good thinking with the turbines

showoff

thanks for the help

[woeful needle]

Honestly wasn’t that bad

[woeful needle]

Only open weed

Do 5 sales you’ll have the missing amount

[wintry ermine]

I bought the factory today just to do the priority file

Honestly hes not that present and he doesnt talk that much

[nocturne fossil]

when did u switch to ps5?

i did remember u asked a question about issues with funds being reset to the same state

[wintry ermine]

Friday

[nocturne fossil]

still a bit weird to see light blue on ur name

[wintry ermine]

Not the first to say that lol

[copper fossil]

I gotta say the FIB priority file pays out fat this week

and it’s probably the easiest FIB file to boot

[steep ether]

Does anyone know if FIB files benefit from the high demand bonus?

[blissful urchin]

theyre not a sell mission lol

[steep ether]

The fib files appear on the map so i didn't know

[blissful urchin]

thats the setups

[sturdy tapir]

@nocturne fossil i got 44.7m in gtao

[nocturne fossil]

share some

[sturdy tapir]

cant

[nocturne fossil]

any of yall pc players still join public sesh?

[knotty briar]

i havent been able to get on just now

[nocturne fossil]

bro i switched dozen lobbies and all of them are exploding

the gooch robbed me before xmas came 🗿

[nocturne fossil]

poor choice of words...

[rancid parcel]

Its your Yacht isnt it.

[forest jackal]

it's not

his is in the bottom right

[nocturne fossil]

I dont own a yacht

if i did own one i would call it tsunami stricker

[steep ether]

Why are they purple?

Some people had the usual blue names too

[tidal yew]

New dlc! Maybe

[steep ether]

I called mine my country's equivalent of the IRS

Because it's a thing you can't get rid of that takes a lot of your money

Just chillin'

[nocturne fossil]

one would call that painful but i think being like that might be relaxing

[steep ether]

He's decided to gaze at the sky after falling from an oppressor mk1

[tidal yew]

Maybe stretching

[nocturne fossil]

i wasnt even trying to help him i just had some beef with the griefer me and him happen to be fighting with

free compliment? ill take it

[silk shuttle]

however much he talks is too much

[nocturne fossil]

tbh they kinda did him dirty there just simping for the lady half the time

i wasnt having it

[sleek prism]

CeylonS(o)L(dier), now I get it

[nocturne fossil]

[dense cliff]

[flint flower]

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

how did dat even happen?

[west stirrup]

I shut down every MC business because i got 25M

But apparently i didnt get 25M for tier 4

[nocturne fossil]

if only i could do this launch first try in casino heist....

[thick rose]

Get off of me head

[rancid parcel]

Stop advertising

[plucky burrow]

the mansions are definitely more than 10 million

[tame holly]

we knew that when they revealed the 2M discount and the x2 on casino heist last week

although this week's bonuses makes me safer about my prediction of it being max 20M for the most expensive one with all upgrades

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[thick rose]

I got 50m

Sk

So

[tame holly]

i'm at 31M

will prob have enough even if i spent a good chunk of money on cars for my sedans and supers collections

[bitter flicker]

Forgot how much I had but should be enough

[plucky burrow]

I have 5

[bitter flicker]

Oh nvm I definitely have enough

( I hope )

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

So if the cargobob dies

[plucky burrow]

Noob

[west stirrup]

Sy bau

[opal rock]

Can’t park there

[plucky burrow]

Send raiju

[versed lintel]

Are you the man I've heard of

[shadow wasp]

Are the yacht missions worth doing at 5x

I've never done any of them

[versed lintel]

No

[shadow wasp]

Wait i don't think I even have a yacht on this acc

[versed lintel]

Takes 10 to 15 mins average

Better utilise that time for business or yacht

[alpine basin]

Not really, maybe if you could grind them enough but outside of that, no

[shadow wasp]

Welp

Anything else worth me hopping on the game this week then

[alpine basin]

Just wasted 6 missions worth of time to do this on my other character, regret every minute of it

[versed lintel]

Priority file 4x

1.2mil in 30 mins

Apartments are 50% off

[shadow wasp]

That sounds worth doing

[plucky burrow]

Yeah, I'm man

[fossil dagger]

6️⃣

[fossil dagger]

You are blue

[plucky burrow]

You may speak with my assistant

[alpine basin]

6 trains

[rancid parcel]

I fired them.

[sleek prism]

Wtf

[hollow owl]

Wall is a train confirmed

[fierce mason]

Jolly
You not seriously planning to race with trains arent you?

[alpine basin]

could but won't

[fierce mason]

If you are
I am OUT

@tidal yew
You race her with trains

I am crazy enough to race with cars but not TRAINS

[alpine basin]

Im busy sourcing CEO vehicles for my vehicle warehouse

[fierce mason]

Oh yeah today is crew sell session

[alpine basin]

probably just going to fill this up, all 5 of my warehouses, sell off bunker and nightclub and I should be ready

[plucky burrow]

You can't fire yourself

[rancid parcel]

[plucky burrow]

No bonking in the workplace

[fierce mason]

[versed lintel]

I'm venge

[plucky burrow]

I'm night

[fierce mason]

Hello
I'm dad

[plucky burrow]

I'm man

[split moon]

So someone wanna update me on these money laundering businesses, they worth any amount of time or thought?

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel mini makima valkyrie les go fishing

[plucky burrow]

Good passive income if you have all the other businesses

[rancid parcel]

No

[sturdy tapir]

LES GO BOWLING

[split moon]

Boosts other businesses right?

[sturdy tapir]

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

Theres no such thing

[split moon]

Does that factor in to nightclub?

[plucky burrow]

No

[split moon]

Darn

oh well I bought em all anyways

[sturdy tapir]

[versed lintel]

Only weed cash and hangar business

[fierce mason]

Rumi a bit drunk
She meant gambling

[plucky burrow]

Is rumi a gurl

[fierce mason]

Good question

[sturdy tapir]

But i want bowling actually

[plucky burrow]

Weren't you Patrick batman

[fierce mason]

Rumi
Are you biologically male or female?

[plucky burrow]

Averagepersonwhopetchop

[plucky burrow]

I'm biologically man

[sturdy tapir]

why we care about this again

im mooooviiiin

[fierce mason]

Idk
Man asked so i asked question

Man is shy

[plucky burrow]

I'm not shy

I'm Man

[split moon]

That isn't generally the kind of question asked with good intentions behind it, I'd be careful lol

[autumn epoch]

"biologically" syfm ❤️

[plucky burrow]

Are biologically man or bat

I wish we had skins in gta

[fierce mason]

I know
I personally dont care what rumi is
I switch them up
Neither of them are right nor wrong

[plucky burrow]

Biologically jojo

[fierce mason]

Anyways what been happening in gta
I may finish cayo and finish getting 20 mil

[plucky burrow]

Only

You should get 100k more

For the car repair

[tidal yew]

Trains?!?!

Like the trains?!

[fierce mason]

Idk larzy, she gone mad with trains

[tidal yew]

Choo choo that train?!

How tf u even race with trains?!?!?!?

[fierce mason]

Shrugs

[tidal yew]

Wallie was always suspicious

[broken musk]

lol why is bro pointing at me

[plucky burrow]

JollyWally is the best wall

[fierce mason]

She is a better driver than me

[plucky burrow]

Not better than me

[tidal yew]

Wall?!

For me it's wallie from Wall-E

[plucky burrow]

Ok you can leave now

[tidal yew]

Wait martol is today crew sell session?! @fierce mason

[tidal yew]

If yes at what time?!

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

Yes

And last time i checked
You arent in a crew

[tidal yew]

Nahi

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Wait let me check if i am still in the crew

[tidal yew]

I guess i gotta sell mine in private session again

[fierce mason]

Ill help genius

Beside its a holiday for me

[tidal yew]

We better do at crew session then

Don't know how did i got left from crew

Gotta join again

[tidal yew]

What is the time ?!

[fierce mason]

...
Okay i may have forgot i left the crew also

[tidal yew]

Alr at what time the session starts?!

[fierce mason]

What is ur time?

[alpine basin]

I thought I had time to show for it but Im working at both times, both of the events are live so thats sad

[fierce mason]

WAIT WHAT?

Its already happening?

[alpine basin]

No, ones in like 5.5 hours, the next one is way later

[fierce mason]

wait which event to be exact
sell session or the other one?

@tidal yew
the sell session happen at 10 pm for me

[alpine basin]

events say today is 2 sell events, and tomorrow is the car meet

[fierce mason]

Thanks

[fierce mason]

This mean larzy that for you its gonna be 11:30 PM

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

[autumn epoch]

its beautiful

[plucky burrow]

@jade meadow

Are you really looking to be employed

[golden ravine]

@plucky burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rancid parcel

[jade meadow]

Nah i'm unemployed

[plucky burrow]

Send you resume to LUMBAG00

[west stirrup]

Pause

[plucky burrow]

Hop

[jade meadow]

Resume*

[tame holly]

my character is 3 years old and so is my yacht (yes i am serious no i didn't buy any sharkcards)

[jade meadow]

This guy there... knows how to make money without money

Also who even buys sharkcards?

[tame holly]

well tbf i had 30M on my account before i accidentally deleted the character 3 years ago

[sleek prism]

Avenger?

[autumn epoch]

yeah

[tame holly]

since yachts were on sale i bought one right away

[jade meadow]

Well the better question is why buy them anyway

You're already paying for PS+, more money for one game seems kinda too much

[tame holly]

?? i just deleted the character by accident cuz i'm stupid and since there was 30M on the gta account i spent some to get an easier time grinding back up

[west stirrup]

Payse

[plucky burrow]

Why

😟

[west stirrup]

Peso

[spice inlet]

Exactly

[jade meadow]

Yeah... but i mean, its 30M

I got 300M on my Acc in total

[sleek prism]

[autumn epoch]

this car spins out so much 😭

the sultan is actually just so weird

[tame holly]

which one ?

[autumn epoch]

INSANE acceleration but no cornering at all

[autumn epoch]

sultan rs classic

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

what, i don't have issues with it at all

sure it oversteers a bit but i def have a good chunk of grip

[autumn epoch]

i mean maybe its because ive been using drift cars for the past few months but still, it keeps spinning out

[tame holly]

are u running the lowest suspension cuz that isn't better on that car

the sultan classics prefer a middle suspension settings (only cars in the game to do so)

[sleek prism]

Not stock spoiler?

[autumn epoch]

wadeheeeeel

it got squashed 😭

[autumn epoch]

oh thats weird

[autumn epoch]

i have the rs spoiler in use

[sleek prism]

The experience when you play with @sturdy tapir

[tame holly]

it wont matter too much but its an extra thing to know

[sturdy tapir]

I squished ekos car

Now it a mini boat lookin thing

[autumn epoch]

Street Suspension?

i have Sport equipped

i really dont like the stance on competition

[tame holly]

sport should be fine

[autumn epoch]

alr

[tame holly]

its just one in the middle

but as i said earlier its one of the more minor performance upgrades

[autumn epoch]

yeah i have karin extreme wing equipped

do i go stock?

[tame holly]

NO

if u have a spoiler option, always pick a non stock one

[lament frigate]

that

[tame holly]

it gives a flat traction bonus

[lament frigate]

Doesn't matter which one just don't use the very first one which is stock

[autumn epoch]

yeah i know how spoilers work

[green fractal]

Even if you add huge ass spoiler, it is same for all.

[autumn epoch]

i was moreso asking if a stock spoiler would help in not spinning out

[lament frigate]

it wouldn't

it would make it worse actually

[autumn epoch]

yeah wasnt it a 3.5% boost or something

dont remember the exact value

[lament frigate]

Some cars do come with a modified spoiler when you buy them like the turismo classic for example

[tame holly]

i find the sultan oversteery by nature, its just time to get used to it and maximize it

[green fractal]

I believe so.

[tame holly]

especially compared to the calico which understeers a lot

[twin drum]

was about to throw some money at a blazer aqua to make it less annoying to get to and from my yacht

turns out i already have one?

not gonna question it

[tame holly]

it was on sale a few months ago, i bought it then

maybe u bought it when it was on sale ?

[twin drum]

i have not launched this game in months so no that wont be it

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

Yesss

What?

[sturdy tapir]

I got diamond casino gold

[untold dock]

wow

[tidal yew]

Damnnn

I still have diamonds in my casino

Didn't touched it after the diamonds week

[sturdy tapir]

Picked aggressive becos, BIGGER WEPONS

[tidal yew]

Lesser money

[sturdy tapir]

maan fuk de monis we should lower the count of Duggan security every once in a while

[tidal yew]

[merry marsh]

ohh why am i tempted at buying the superyacht

[dreamy rampart]

buy one its worth it

if you have the money ofc

[merry marsh]

yeah i have like 46 mil

[gray parcel]

get the 7mil one it's best

[knotty briar]

i forget which tiers are which but if you buy the Orion i think you can upgrade to the Aquarius?

or vice versa?

"Free Aquarius Yacht for owners of the Orion or Pisces"

[untold dock]

buying them straight up just costs the same so there's no point to get the orion first

[sleek prism]

Luckily this week isnt good

[daring bobcat]

[sleek prism]

Hi

[hollow owl]

Its alright

[merry marsh]

wouldnt the priority file (thats on 4x money) pay you a shitload of money for not much effort?

[hollow owl]

1.2 mill

[merry marsh]

god damn thats alot of money

[sleek prism]

Nah, one time crap

[merry marsh]

still a decent hunk of money for not much work

the one this week is the one where you break into the penthouse right?

[untold dock]

yes

[merry marsh]

yeah that one is super easy

[sleek prism]

The best one

[hollow owl]

Took me a minute to find the Garment Factory app thing

To find out i already had one active

[daring bobcat]

thats fine, just finish that one and you'll get the new one

[hollow owl]

I only looked to see

Wasn't gnna do it as it isn't interesting me