gta-online-mk2

[tame holly]

especially with hsw

[alpine basin]

the chopper clip, the one going over is really more at fault in this case as they did lower their altitude onto the other one, although they should have never been that close to begin with

[fierce mason]

Exactly
Finally someone who gets it

What about the other 3 clips?

[alpine basin]

the first clip isn't loading and the other two is entirely user error

[fierce mason]

Reminder i am the pilot

[tidal yew]

Worst pilot*

[fierce mason]

Greatest Pilot*

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

lester, his floating cane, and the single handed bank robber

[tidal yew]

U sure playing grand theft auto and not grand theft Azkaban

[alpine basin]

he was pretty smooth with it

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

he reached out and summoned his cane like it was ease

[tidal yew]

U gotta reinstall it

[lost lily]

so much money wasted on useless preps

[dense cliff]

[alpine basin]

as a casino player this is not one of us

[fierce mason]

That man face is realising he is not prepared to rob

[dense cliff]

maybe hes rich

[alpine basin]

I have money too but I'd never do such a hideous thing to my precious heist

[fierce mason]

I dont even have money and i still wont do it

[alpine basin]

well you are kinda forced not to do it if you have no money, silly

[fierce mason]

I know
Im broke

[opal rock]

Maybe they’re on Xbox you get them all for free

[lost lily]

why would they get it for free

[opal rock]

Because there’s a glitch

You don’t get charged if you buy them

[night swallow]

theres a crate in my agency save lol

[alpine basin]

Its a gift, open it

[opal rock]

Casino anyone, juicy diamonds

[west stirrup]

Cant play yet

[tame holly]

i don't see an issue, that's how a box should work

[alpine basin]

See, gift

[opal rock]

I’ve used the lfg, I feel dirty

[alpine basin]

You have tainted yourself

[opal rock]

Not even had a response can’t even give money away these days smh

[opal rock]

You wanna run it?

[sturdy tapir]

@alpine basin hello wall

[sturdy tapir]

Package successfully delivered by GoPostal

[tame holly]

Much better than post op

[sturdy tapir]

[alpine basin]

Hello

[sturdy tapir]

you preparing for Christmas already

[alpine basin]

Its 3 in the morning so idk

[alpine basin]

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

It will only take 15

[alpine basin]

I dont think I have the willpower to do casino again this week, ive done so many

[opal rock]

Ok no problem

[alpine basin]

I think like 47 total so far

[sturdy tapir]

agent 47

LEVEL 99

[broken musk]

Agreed. I needa stop getting up so early

[alpine basin]

I never slept

[broken musk]

[sturdy tapir]

WHAT

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

✌️ how many fingers r there

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

I think bro passed out

[broken musk]

I think 3

I have too many emotes to pick from

[alpine basin]

1 hand

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

U need sleep wallie

[opal rock]

Asked the guy can you hack, said yes, proceeded to do no hacking

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

Lucky this shit is x2

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

[wintry ermine]

You asked if he could hack
You did not ask for him to hack

[broken musk]

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

I mean it’s kinda implied, on its own it’s pretty useless information. You’re right though I should just assume everyone is a moron until discovered otherwise.

[wintry ermine]

Its gtaO after all

[opal rock]

Tbf “can you hack” is a double entendre.

[sturdy tapir]

Another

[wintry ermine]

"I can, but do you want me to "

[opal rock]

I haven’t dipped my toe in lfg in a long time

I blame @sturdy tapir

[sturdy tapir]

dude

i haven't done shit

[opal rock]

Exactly

[sturdy tapir]

nor do i want to hop on gtao

[alpine basin]

damn thats bonkers

[opal rock]

I’m only messing mate I’m not fussed

[sturdy tapir]

mb js a lil sleepy after waking up at 11am

[opal rock]

But also

Waking up at 11am what a life

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Hmm
I'm online

@alpine basin
Wanna race?
Got gta up

[alpine basin]

Im finishing up act 3 doomsday, also use #gtao-crew since we can lfg there (they don't like it here)

[fierce mason]

Got it

[tidal yew]

!lfg

Nope

Its all good

[fierce mason]

Get online u also

[tidal yew]

Nah I can't still in office

I can come late at night though like after 3hr

I got all these stunt races f2f transformation ones downloaded too

[alpine basin]

we're racing in free roam, as one should

[tidal yew]

So u winning . Where's the race in that @fierce mason

[alpine basin]

I find designed races a bit boring though, specially ones people have bookmarked and saved, why I haven't gone to many of the crew events around those things

[tidal yew]

I liked those. Lol I had one beofre with tuna katto n martol

I bullied them like hell

There was legit tears from laughing so hard

Transformation once r the best just straight road b2b

One big vehicle n fun starts

[storm nimbus]

It's allowed here to a degree

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

I got so many warnings for lfg here despite it not being my fault

other people were asking ME about it and I got the warning for it, which is silly

idk how long ago it was but it was probably before that message

[hollow owl]

We are in the motion of sorting this out

[fierce mason]

Jolly just give me social username and we can go to dms

Although personally I feel like a chat here is fine but I'm not the one making the rules

[opal rock]

Lucky for us

[fierce mason]

Oh I forgot duck also online

[storm nimbus]

Basically the pinned message says you can lfg but after then move.to dms not to use here for in game chatter

[tidal yew]

So lemme know if u guys wanna race those races I'll hope online

[alpine basin]

I sent you a request in-game, Ill just go from there

[storm nimbus]

I know they went though some changes so was prob before

[fierce mason]

Okay
My username is
MartoI71
Make sure the l is actually a capital i

[hollow owl]

Martoi71

[fierce mason]

@storm nimbus
Added

Fucj wrong guy

@alpine basin

[storm nimbus]

Wut

[fierce mason]

Wrong ping

[tidal yew]

Martol do a stream

I wanna see the race

[fierce mason]

You know full well my laptop can't do it

[tidal yew]

Ouch

[tidal yew]

So @alpine basin do a stream?

[alpine basin]

im not sure

[tidal yew]

Alr

[hollow owl]

Okay so mantrap bug on my first casino of the day

Looking really good

[fossil dagger]

1 hour 21 minutes and 1 day

LET ME OUT

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

No

You are charged with crimes against humanity

[sturdy tapir]

gambling

[fossil dagger]

I only left a few casino heists!!!

[broken musk]

Where are you lmao

[fossil dagger]

No need to put me in badsport for 3 DAYS

[broken musk]

bad sport lobbies

[broken musk]

If you survive, please tell of the experiences

[fossil dagger]

I ain't playing on that account until I'm out, currently playing on my first character that i ever created in gta 5

[broken musk]

Fair

“Good sport” lobbies are enough of a war zone i don’t even wanna know what bad sport is like

[fossil dagger]

Badsport is dead

[sturdy tapir]

Really?

[fossil dagger]

maybe like 4 people in session

[broken musk]

Soooo… basically freeaim lobbies

[hollow owl]

Kicked after we enter with G6 truck

So thats 2 in 20 mins

[fossil dagger]

badsport is dead but if someone else is in the lobby be prepared that a mk2 will come after you

that's all they use

[broken musk]

I will railgun that biotch

[opal rock]

Bad sport used to be good fun back in the day

Was just all out war

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

For real

[sturdy tapir]

That's unlucky

HELLA

Unlucky

[hollow owl]

I got mantrap bug 7 times in a row yesterday

[fossil dagger]

i remember being in a badsport lobby back in the day when there were 30 people in there

[hollow owl]

On console

So

My luck is look great

😃

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

Gamble

[hollow owl]

Im gnna count the amount of bugs i get from casino today

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Im calling atleast 30

[broken musk]

win lots of money

[opal rock]

Unplug router

[broken musk]

[sturdy tapir]

I'm calling 25

[opal rock]

For 5min

[hollow owl]

Does nothing, i tried it when it was only me and my dad using the WiFi

Its now taking ages for me to be a CEO to use the board even though im already registered as one

[alpine basin]

hes doing fine

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

That's y I wanted someone to stream

[fierce mason]

Duck online
Let's ask him if he wants to record

[tidal yew]

Let me get this straight,
You drive worst
Fly worst
Shoot worst
What u good at in the game

[fierce mason]

Flying

And shootibg

[tidal yew]

Nope

[fierce mason]

U know full well I'm good

@opal rock
Got a question if I don't mind asking
Can you record your game?

[opal rock]

I can

[fierce mason]

Would you kindly record me and @alpine basin race because larzy wants see it

Neither of us can do it

[opal rock]

Erm no

[alpine basin]

I just wasn't sure, I probably could but don't have any of the software setup and I don't really do vc's

wouldn't be much fun If I recorded it anyhow because of the car Im in

[fierce mason]

True

Anyways best of luck on the real race

[tidal yew]

U guys didn't raced yet?!

[fierce mason]

GG@alpine basin

He won the race

[alpine basin]

300mb btw, its uploading

[fierce mason]

Uploading what...

[tame holly]

i'm guessing his pov of the race

[alpine basin]

the entire race start to finish (and my horrible driving)

Im not really locked in, I would not have bumped anything

[tame holly]

damn u beat a zentorno in a calico ? GG

[fierce mason]

I wasn't even locked in

[tidal yew]

She *

[alpine basin]

to be fair, off start I knew where this was going within the first 30 seconds when he did that shortcut

[fierce mason]

Uhh
Accident btw

[alpine basin]

I got a cinematic shot of that from my video, looked back and everything

[fierce mason]

That's how my driving works
We get there in final destination but larzy hanging the roof

[tidal yew]

Told u guys before

I knew wallie was goin to win

[tame holly]

i wish i could find people to race with most racing crews i found are not on ps5

or if they were at times i couldn't play

[tidal yew]

Cheater booooooooo

Booooooooo

[hollow owl]

I have met the literal definition of someone who has bought a gta acc

[tame holly]

so lvl 8000, modded cars, doesn't know how to do anything ?

[opal rock]

That reaction time from Martol at the start was something to behold

[fossil dagger]

[hollow owl]

Bro had 1 min left on timer to hack and steal 1 table of gold but decided to leave while I was looting, died 3 times while walking to our cars cuz they just stood still in the middle of the road and died, I decided to not do heli strat cuz if this guy can't survive gettin to our getaway cars, idek if he could climb 3 ledges

And bro is lvl 901 and gets platinum

[fossil dagger]

Lmaooo i did casino heist yesterday, we got out with 50k and the heist failed cause it said we didn't get enough loot 🔥

[tame holly]

either bought acount or little brother playing on his bigger brother's account

[fossil dagger]

Trace you should know this

Never do a heist with randoms

[hollow owl]

I also got a bug where none of the guards were moving but when I killed one infront of the camera and it said "body was caught by a camera" the alarm didnt go off and all the guards cones of vision outside were literally following us but not being alerted

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
She won the next one

[alpine basin]

350mb

[tidal yew]

I know

[hollow owl]

I only take on lvl 300+

But this one is stupid istg

How he got to lvl 901 i will never know

[tame holly]

i usually go with 150+ and most of the time i don't have issues

[alpine basin]

heres the race where I start behind him now

[hollow owl]

Most of my 300+ havent been that bad, worst off I lose 1 table cuz they dont loot it with alot of time leftover

[opal rock]

Level really isn’t indicative of anything

[hollow owl]

But atp, il take them

[tame holly]

one of the casino i've done with artwork had a lvl 300+ who didn't know how to do sns, but he followed me and only did 1 hack

[hollow owl]

True

[opal rock]

So many people who are scared to do heists because they think they’re difficult

[tame holly]

only lost elite cuz guards somehow saw him through emp while being nowhere near

[tidal yew]

N still he lost

[fierce mason]

You've know me for a while
Why is not a suprised

[hollow owl]

Also, how do ppl get the FIB badge

[tame holly]

that's just me with doomsday cmm

[broken musk]

Not scared to do the heist, I’m sick of fighting people who claim to be “experts” but when we actually do the heist they don’t know anything

[tame holly]

possibly modded outfits with the one u get from that hacking tool setup ?

[alpine basin]

lots of ways, easiest is simply finding the ID of it and putting it on

[broken musk]

But they want 80%

[opal rock]

I wasn’t talking about you lol

[hollow owl]

I just got it from the casino setup

[opal rock]

I see loads of people on Reddit daily

[fierce mason]

Apply for the job at the FIB?

[opal rock]

Saying Cayo and casino are so difficult

[hollow owl]

So 3 bugs to even do 1 casino

[tame holly]

cayo i can kinda get with the numerous buff the guards got

[broken musk]

lol I am in and out of rubios island with full loot bags in under 10 mins every time

[tame holly]

casino its just practice for sns

[broken musk]

The hardest part is waiting for the cd

[hollow owl]

My average for cayo finale is like 8 mins ish

[opal rock]

Cayo is a cake walk don’t even need to kill anyone, how can it be difficult

[tidal yew]

Why what?!

[broken musk]

Sometimes I need to kill a few guards if my cocaine spawns are unlucky

[opal rock]

Most people just ahve zero stealth ability

[broken musk]

Ideally I don’t want to kill any guards, but there are a few that I’ve determined there is a physical impossibility for me to get around them

Pretty sure they just stand in a single position, watching over that loot location 24/7

Once I’m in the compound though, I don’t need to kill any guards, also don’t really need to kill any at the airport, only place I have issues with is the docks

[tame holly]

north dock can be tricky with that one guard that walks near a loot location, you can't get that loot behind his back

nor kill him cuz he would be in the vision cone of a car

[broken musk]

omfg ikr

[broken musk]

You need to kill the guard driving the car too

You kill them both and they never get discovered

[tame holly]

the one right near the truck that can spawn there?

for the ped guard

[broken musk]

Yea I think so, it’s the loot location similar to the one at the hangar

[tame holly]

tbf i still need like 18M for cayo t4
I hate that heist

[broken musk]

Not the big building but the one with two loot spots

[broken musk]

I still need to do my approach vehicles

[tame holly]

done them a long time ago, cuz i want all trade prices

[alpine basin]

muscle car race

[broken musk]

I just can’t depart with my longfin though

[sturdy tapir]

Go to sleep wally

[fierce mason]

I recommend don't go to the end if anyone I'd watching

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Nah we racing

[tame holly]

velum is free btw, there is almost always an outfit at airport and good chance for decent loot there

[broken musk]

Let me correct that to my luck: there is almost always never an outfit, and almost always cocaine cash or weed

[tame holly]

which approach vehicles did u do already ?

[broken musk]

Idek lmao I feel like the only ones I still need to do are the aerial ones such as the alkonost and and annihlator

[opal rock]

Why you doing Cayo solo is the real question

[tame holly]

the big alkonost advantage is that u can drop almost anywhere, annihlator sucks if u don't get decent stuff at any of the 2 spots that you can drop from

[broken musk]

[tidal yew]

[broken musk]

If the cops pull me over for drinking and driving I’m blaming Felipe for giving me my keys

[tame holly]

why not, felipe is god after all

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason I saw how u went off railing

[tame holly]

how do you explain he can survive this much stuff the online characters throw at him

[broken musk]

his face looks so stupid with the fisheye effect

[opal rock]

That is the wonky jaw of a man who’s died a trillion times

[broken musk]

Fr

[opal rock]

@fierce mason are you still racing or do you want cash mountain?

[fierce mason]

We have done a scientific theory
It turns out
Martol is the wordt driver in the world
@alpine basin can support on me on this point

[alpine basin]

I can't even upload it due to how long it is total for both videos

[fierce mason]

Oh gos XD

[tame holly]

so what i'm getting is that we shouldn't ask u for help for import/export ?

[fierce mason]

You may have to clip it separately

[fierce mason]

Yes

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

You can start watching video seeing us race

[alpine basin]

swapped cars race

[tame holly]

should rename urself to best plane pilot if discord let u

[vocal geode]

[lost lily]

amphibious vigi

[west stirrup]

Amphibious but rubbish

[nocturne fossil]

stromberg xd

i had a guy who tried to convince me that a stromberg was supirior to toreador pvp wise

would say stromberg weighed much more thus getting tossed around less by missiles and so on

[hollow owl]

34 mins to do all SNS preps

Not bad

[nocturne fossil]

when i do casino preps = paleto bay has entered the chat

[sturdy tapir]

Ah yes, the town I have a house and a business in

[hollow owl]

So i keep loading into pub sessions on my own

No one else in them

[tame holly]

i got decently lucky this week with paleto, only got it one time and it was for the gruppe sechs van

[green fractal]

They run when they see your name.

[tame holly]

switched sessions and got the one in the city

[stoic sage]

[hollow owl]

I love my casino kicking me and I spawn right outside staff entrance with stun gun and micro smg

And all my guns having 0 ammo when I disable and re enable CWL

Okay so why cant I even access to inv players

"Rockstar Games is unavailable rn"

Like wtf

[tame holly]

i think your network is telling u to stop running casino heists

[green fractal]

Your connection sucks

[hollow owl]

57.4 download

5.1 upload

Average in my house

[green fractal]

No. You might be behind firewall or NAT.

I opened gtao ports on my modem.

But, my laptop is old enough to do shit even with almost 0 settings.xml file.

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew You even wacth the rest or where you just dying so hard from the other 3 that you couldnt even process this?

[tidal yew]

I watched all

[fierce mason]

Your thoughts?

[tidal yew]

Time to leave milk way

[fierce mason]

The hell?
I am not bad driver

[tidal yew]

That's y I said time to leave milk way instead of earth

You're not bad You're worst

[fierce mason]

NOT IF I STOP IT

ILL RUN OVER THERE

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

This is where it starts @spice flume

Then you can scroll down any further

[spice flume]

Kinda bad , i agree with larzy not the worst ever tho

[fierce mason]

Oh you havent seen it all yet

We got 4 videos
3 left

[tame holly]

probably no one here is the worst driver, i've seen some low levels do some stupid stuff

[fierce mason]

Have you seen the videos my guy?

[hollow owl]

Mantrap and sns vehicle spawning at teammates arcade in the same run

[tame holly]

you probably don't race with a lot of randoms online including low levels

it can't be that bad

[fierce mason]

@tame holly Same case as dan
Watch it and judge it
There also more as you scrolled down
There 4 in total

Its on however jolly perspective but you can tell a good guess what going on with how frequent she slows down and check on her map

[tame holly]

trust me i've seen way worse

i've beaten an lscm jester rr with a warenner hkr (best tuner vs one of the worst tuner)

[fierce mason]

Wel i am martol
I cant drive for shit but i can fly

[tame holly]

just so you can have an idea of the perf gap i won despite it

[lapis fossil]

Comparing Vulcar Warrener HKR to Dinka LSCM Jester RR:

Vulcar Warrener HKR | sᴇᴅᴀɴ

Basic Info

$1,260,000
Trade price: $945,000 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
965 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sedans
1:12.823 Lap Time
107 mph Top Speed

Dinka LSCM Jester RR | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

Basic Info

$2,290,000
1,485 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_d: in Sports
1:02.379 Lap Time
118.25 mph Top Speed

Fastest & Cheapest!

[tame holly]

(both were custom btw)

also the compare is wrong ? The jester is not cheaper than the warrener

pls fix

[west stirrup]

Honestly it’d make sense if the Mile High Club gets finished in the summer update

[vernal jackal]

is it just me or is GTA 5 more buggy on the Enhanced version compared to before?

[tidal yew]

Me?

[vernal jackal]

I thought there were supposed to be optimizations to the game, but I've just been getting bugs galore

[west stirrup]

Ye

[fierce mason]

Hmm i see

[tame holly]

nah it prob wont, too many missions take place there

[west stirrup]

I mean they can use the construction version

[tame holly]

the freemode missions :

[west stirrup]

Oh yeah

[tidal yew]

You?

[livid agate]

Fixed

[opal rock]

You thought optimisation meant fix bugs they just cleaned up how bushes look

[vernal jackal]

more like I'm seeing bugs where there weren't any before, ever.

GTA Online was a piece of shit from its inception but Story Mode always worked like a charm

[tame holly]

cmon we can't forget about the seamless character switching

[vernal jackal]

no more I guess

[opal rock]

@hollow owl when you’re doing these heists with rando’s are you inviting straight to heist? I had a few issues with a guy and ended up inviting them to my lobby first and then run was clean.

[hollow owl]

Yeah, 67,746,64 will have to do for this DLC

[tame holly]

when i do rando, i just host the lobby, put in public + auto inv and wait

works better in public sessions

[hollow owl]

I just enable the quick join also

[tame holly]

now if only it worked as well for hosting custom races...

[opal rock]

Ahh yours are proper rando’s

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[opal rock]

I meant from lfg

[hollow owl]

Oh no

Horrid land

Never going in there

[opal rock]

[hollow owl]

I use pure bread randoms

[tame holly]

the last times i did lfg, i invited them to my inv only lobby and then the heist

[opal rock]

Tbf I found a good one

He doesn’t run in like Leroy Jenkins he waits and watches

[hollow owl]

Mine's have been decent, the heist is just putting me off doing it anymore

[opal rock]

Even done sns

[tame holly]

and that was my attempts at human labs elite with players who did not even know the heist despite me clearly stating so

[hollow owl]

Im gnna go collect my safe money so im not on 67 mill

[tame holly]

in like may or some shit

[opal rock]

I feel like the public lobbies are more prone to bugs

So I always host from invite only

[hollow owl]

My connection rn is really bad

I can't even load my prep board

[carmine horizon]

bugs create fun and peace in mind

[opal rock]

They can be funny once or twice

Anything more than that is just pure time waste

[carmine horizon]

meh i like bugs, depends on which tho

[hollow owl]

98% on NC

[opal rock]

Raid incoming

[rancid parcel]

Mosquitoes and roaches

[hollow owl]

Ive had 3 B2B2B

[tidal yew]

Huh Bob?!

[silk shuttle]

@terse heart

[carmine horizon]

bob

[tidal yew]

Obo

[hollow owl]

Who tht

[carmine horizon]

is elephant a bug

[hollow owl]

If the elephant is mantrap bug

Then yes

[rancid parcel]

It could be if you want it to be

[silk shuttle]

addressing the mantrap in the room

[tidal yew]

U don't know?!

[hollow owl]

I'm not doing anymore casino this week

[hollow owl]

No?

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

U don't know Bob?!?!?!

[opal rock]

🧢

[hollow owl]

Casino is filled with bugs, i cba to deal with it anymore

Im done

[opal rock]

See you tomorrow

[hollow owl]

67 68 mill will do

[tidal yew]

Goodnight

[hollow owl]

Actually 70 after NC sell

[hollow owl]

Its 4pm

[tame holly]

I'm at 30 iirc

[hollow owl]

Duck isnt that old yet

[tidal yew]

9:37pm here

[hollow owl]

Go to bed

[tame holly]

prob will be less cuz i really want to finish my sedan collection before dlc releases

[tidal yew]

Byebye

[hollow owl]

Gn

I'm gnna do Doomsday to relax

Weird as that sounds

Saving the world is how I relax

[carmine horizon]

can an elephant be an elephant

[rancid parcel]

No

[hollow owl]

What can I be

[terse heart]

Based

[silk shuttle]

[terse heart]

[hollow owl]

8 more sporting goods then full

[terse heart]

Also i have been summoned to this ded game to me

[rancid parcel]

A victim of oppression

[carmine horizon]

when

[hollow owl]

A victim of Casino*

[rancid parcel]

Now

[carmine horizon]

how

[hollow owl]

Speaking of oppression

[rancid parcel]

Why do I feel like im talking to an alt of Lumbago?

[hollow owl]

I should sell acid

[opal rock]

Now grant us 3 wishes

[rancid parcel]

[terse heart]

No more dlcs, gta+L 40eur/month, more vehicles deleted from the online shop

You are welcome

[opal rock]

Mods delete

This user

[hollow owl]

Who

[silk shuttle]

based

[hollow owl]

Oh acid isn't full

[opal rock]

And you call yourself acid lab lover

Smh

[hollow owl]

Oh nice, I can use animation skip to skip the long ass boost acid scene thing

I called* myself acid lab lover

[opal rock]

You don’t love acid anymore

Mods demote this mod back to junior

[hollow owl]

Rockstar i get the cloud servers are unavailable rn

Smh

[hollow owl]

Tell everyone that I am mod

Everyone will be glad to know

7 more

[twin drum]

I thought you were a bear

[hollow owl]

I am Untraceable

Who needs a drink rq

[twin drum]

I've been lied to

[hollow owl]

You have been misinformed

Not by me

By others

[twin drum]

bear...

I liked you better when you were a bear >:(

[hollow owl]

The bear is there

Il remove him

[twin drum]

but now I know that it's a LIE

DISHONEST

[polar copper]

furry

[hollow owl]

No

[nocturne fossil]

anyone notice tez changed his tweet name to tex

(we got tez change name before gta6) 🗿

[hollow owl]

I don't use twitter unless its like Fortnite competitive related or smth about Minecraft speedrunning

[opal rock]

And to think he never goes by his real name Ted

[nocturne fossil]

tez seemed cool

[hollow owl]

Tez is cool

[carmine horizon]

elephant

[opal rock]

Ahh yes drop that longfin off at the casino, el Rubio will never know who done it

[hollow owl]

48,706,174 from the I have from PS app made from Casino

Missed a few from Thursday but not bad

55 mill ish in 5 days

[twin drum]

now watch someone complain that it'd take a long time to get that amount from purely AFKing the nightclub

[hollow owl]

I would rather watch over 30 hours of Minecraft SMP stuff

Which i will be doing

[fossil dagger]

That is so good trace I'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!?!!!!

[nocturne fossil]

i wish i time to grind that much this week

[fossil dagger]

same

(I'm in badsport)

[sturdy tapir]

Question

Why did you leave a few heists

[nocturne fossil]

how did u become bad boi

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

Cause randoms suck and it froze me screen multiplelqo times and then i ahd to restart game and then i got badsport 👍👍👍👍 ❤️❤️

[sturdy tapir]

So basically shit connection?

[nocturne fossil]

brother u need to be leaving so many heists to even reach badsport

there is no way u had a reason to leave ALL of them

[fossil dagger]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

i do my own missions inbetween to somewhat diminish the badsport effect

i was pretty close to reaching badsport after destroying most players vehicles and then i stopped

[nocturne fossil]

he shot me first

after i shoot back this is his reply

iam so nervous and tempted to type back but nooooo moderation ruining the fun

[opal rock]

What do you even respond to that

[nocturne fossil]

" you started it ;) "

[opal rock]

Just call them a noob repeatedly

[nocturne fossil]

and if he reported iam screwed

[opal rock]

Try hards love being called noobs

[nocturne fossil]

he already botherd to vote kick

[opal rock]

Not getting reported for calling someone a noob

[nocturne fossil]

he called mercenaries, bounties, mugger and facility mercernaries

[fossil dagger]

You ain't getting your account banned for calling someone noob 😭

[nocturne fossil]

at this point i dont even know

but maybe "nuuub" will do

what is the most proffesional way to diss someone in gta lobbies?

[nocturne fossil]

(or the most passive aggressive i should add)

[opal rock]

Git gud

[polar copper]

can u help pls

[opal rock]

With?

[polar copper]

money

[opal rock]

Eh

You mean in gta I hope

We can run a heist when I get home

[polar copper]

yay

[silk shuttle]

has someone with access to the backend of the entirety of the internet replaced tez with tex or am i out of my mind?

[opal rock]

Mandela effect

He’s always been tex

[silk shuttle]

nah bro don't do this to me

how on earth does google show results from years ago where he's already called tex

[opal rock]

You’ve woken up in a parallel universe

Tez is tex here

[wintry ermine]

Just search tez and it'll show people calling him tez from 3 years ago

[wintry ermine]

Could just be updated username

But tex all of a sudden is weird

[silk shuttle]

yeah but look at that reddit screenshot

shit's from 2019 and he's called tex there already

[wintry ermine]

The fuck

[lament frigate]

2019 is 7 years ago???

did I miss something??

I am tweaking

[gray parcel]

i was making 800k sales per night when i was doing this

[green fractal]

[silk shuttle]

boutta be

[untold dock]

is 10 seconds for 2 hacks even possible

it feels impossible

[covert atlas]

Probably

Fastest I can do consistently is around 12 seconds

[lost lily]

i dont feel like going faster than i normally do.
cuz 2p diamonds is not possible and 2p gold and art i can clear everytime

[west stirrup]

For some reason i always look at the wrong handprints

That’s how i always do it quickly

[untold dock]

[west stirrup]

I feel addressed

[west stirrup]

Day off work tomorrow and i still need 27mil from Casino

What to do…

[untold dock]

probably casino

[west stirrup]

I still haven’t completed my heist that me and (..) did

Yoga approach

[untold dock]

you haven't asked

[west stirrup]

I’d feel bad for robbing it so often

[sleek prism]

Why

[west stirrup]

I didn’t want to torture you any longer

[nocturne fossil]

Did somebody say yoga ?

[green fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gtav-trevor-somebody-say-yoga-yoga-michael-gif-14254341800194827443

[nocturne fossil]

"ah mikeal"

[fossil dagger]

Where do i buy a practice keypad in the arcade?

[west stirrup]

@untold dock Have you had the Staff Lobby exit bug since we played?

[nocturne fossil]

i had it

[untold dock]

what bug, disconnecting without before loading outside?

[west stirrup]

Yes

I assumed it had to do with the staff lobby

[untold dock]

don't think so

[west stirrup]

I thought it was FPS related

[nocturne fossil]

its placed on one of the walls back from the boards

[nocturne fossil]

long loading has a solution but insta disconnect not sure

sometimes it happens before entering as well

[fossil dagger]

Me after getting artwork for the 10th time in a row when i want gold

FUCKIN FINALLY

Big con or aggressive

🤔

[nocturne fossil]

this man has no awareness of his luck rn

u can take my gold and ill take ur art instead

[nocturne fossil]

for profit big con

gold makes u slow and aggressive gonna get u hit quite a bit

[fossil dagger]

GAH DAMN

[nocturne fossil]

u see why art is chad?

[fossil dagger]

Why is it so many setups to do bro

😭

holyyyy

[nocturne fossil]

who said we gotta do all xd

[fossil dagger]

Me

😊

[covert atlas]

Only do the mandatory and you’ll be fine

Do Lvl 2 keycards though

But I just pay for that prep. Idc about losing 70K

[nocturne fossil]

Weapons
Cars
Keypad
Vault keycard
Gruppe sechs part1
Gruppe sechs part2
Vault drills

I pay to skip outfits or ignore together cuz high roller fits
I pay to skip security level2

[lost lily]

for G6 u can even skip the lvl 2 if u want to

[nocturne fossil]

or play the normal way for bugs instead of laundry room

i think players would prefer to save some time over it tho tbh

more time to get safe cash

[nocturne fossil]

but at the same time i could save money by not paying for it in the first place

and ignoring safe

[lost lily]

thirsty

[nocturne fossil]

i pointed this out on him several times

now he's just gaslighting

he on the wrong game for it too

[untold dock]

i'm starting to think 10s for 2 hacks is impossible

[rancid parcel]

Diamonds and 3 Golds?

What heist is this?

[west stirrup]

Casiyo Perico

[woeful needle]

I know about 12 guys that will say they are girls for 15% cut

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

I’d ask for more

[woeful needle]

“Feetpic for 30%”

[olive sleet]

Wouldb't overwatch or valorant be better for him

[nocturne fossil]

u mean marvel rivals

[olive sleet]

Oh you're right

I forgot about that one

[cunning python]

Hello

Do yall think we get doomsday and appt 2x

[rancid parcel]

No

And we won't get text chat aswell

[cunning python]

Can't believe rebranded Valk is just as mean and annoying 🥀

[rancid parcel]

Pretty sure im worse

[cunning python]

Nah I'm sure you're sitll fun

Love the banner BTW

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

thats what happens when u eat chilli

[plucky burrow]

I'm a girl too

[rancid parcel]

85% youre doing everything

[plucky burrow]

It worked

[rancid parcel]

All Preps, and you loot solo

I will wait outside the vault.

[plucky burrow]

You are not a girl though

You are not invited

[rancid parcel]

85% isnt enough for this goober

So greedy

[plucky burrow]

[tame holly]

alright time for my predictions for tomorrow's bonuses that wont age well :
Since it will be black friday week, a lot of buisnesses and cars will be on sale, notably the yachts
And since the next dlc is luxury themed, i expect the main bonus to be at least x4 on the superyacht missions

[woeful needle]

Doomsdays next in line

Historically it went Cayo, casino, doomsday, apartment

[tame holly]

well R* never really called it heist month this year

sure 2 heists got bonuses but its not an official heist month

[woeful needle]

Yeah they fucked it week2

[tame holly]

its more so luxury month if u ignore week 1

[woeful needle]

Nah it’s still following heist month rules

Cayo had panther casino had diamonds

That’s a specific heist month thing

[fierce mason]

I am male
I request all of larzy money

[tidal yew]

[fossil dagger]

😎

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

Bad Sport

[fossil dagger]

Nah you sure?

[rancid parcel]

Yesn't

[west stirrup]

be sure

[rancid parcel]

Idc

[west stirrup]

Be

[fierce mason]

She said yesnt

[wintry ermine]

56.7m is a flex for the average player but when you put it beside ur story mode characters like that, you're a nobody

(Before I get replies like "why is that a flex", remember that the average player uses all their money the moment they get it. Ive seen a lot of people not even have money to call off the cops by calling Lester)

[tame holly]

they just have to beat act 3 as host duh

[rancid parcel]

Gta needs to update our bank by adding . Between each three 0

I csnt even track how much I have anymore

[wintry ermine]

Or a space

[rancid parcel]

Too much 0

[wintry ermine]

Check ur bank account app or smth

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650162581851340831/1323973463152525374/image0.jpg?ex=69278a9f&is=6926391f&hm=b6457373f32d15272808ecf74830dad4cfbc8f9b105c00dce50315480abdfb1a&

That works

[tame holly]

who tf do you owe this much money to ?

[lost lily]

m00der

[west stirrup]

Holy shit diamonds!

[neon acorn]

Bro is hysterical

[tidal yew]

Chat even loading goes way back

Irresponsible person.

[neon acorn]

wdym

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

what

[tidal yew]

Ntg. Started badminton yet ?!

Now u have lots of free time

[neon acorn]

Bro I never said that I’d start badminton

[tidal yew]

Nah u said like when I was new in this server

[neon acorn]

You’re on something

And it’s not GTA

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

you don't know it could be the weed truck sell mission

[neon acorn]

True

He got weeded

[tidal yew]

Still easyyy

Ain't enough to move me

[tidal yew]

That's not even a word

[west stirrup]

Sudden late reply but what do you mean with marked 4th ?

They all stop blinking at the same time

[tame holly]

possibly from the map, u can select the 4/4 one ?

[west stirrup]

Ohh

[tame holly]

but last time i did this it did not have the weapons

also on the same mission i figured out u can't iron mule the riot van

[vocal geode]

You mean yeeted ?

[thick rose]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/nXxQ533IVP

Every random ether

Have a kindergarten iq or sweats the game

[tame holly]

I ve had a few that fitted neither

But most of the time yeah

[west stirrup]

Why the N circle

[polar copper]

you're in debt

[lament frigate]

ok

[west stirrup]

Yes

[fierce mason]

He always is XD

[tidal yew]

Lol ur dead

Bye

[fierce mason]

No
Get your ass over here, you have this obsession with pinging her
I dont
(And yes i know i pinged her but how is she gonna respond if she doesnt know someone msg HER)

[tidal yew]

Well i was not the one to ping that idiot

You were

Good luck

I got no death wish

[fierce mason]

Well then
It's been nice seeing ya
Arrange the funeral with all of my beautiful planes and destroyed cars

[broken musk]

[thick rose]

lol

[broken musk]

Seems like a solid investment atp

[green fractal]

If that would let me do all heists solo, I would pay for that.

Not that i'm greedy, but most of people suck in heists.

[broken musk]

100% although it would probably cost at least 10m then

[green fractal]

Or you do shit and they rage-quit.

[broken musk]

Yk, greedy rockstar

[tame holly]

i dont see how the og and doomsday heist would work solo

[green fractal]

Not typed 10m, so Rockstar won't hear and do it, cough still pay tho cough.

[tame holly]

prison break, humane labs and act 2 def needs multiple people

i can see act 1 and act 3 solo easily

[broken musk]

lol I’d still buy it if it gave me that ability regardless of how much it cost

[tidal yew]

[green fractal]

Was about to lfg you.

[broken musk]

The amount you can make from heists without relying on randoms would far outweigh the cost of the device

[lament frigate]

doing a heist perfectly with someone is a better feeling than anything solo

FACT.

[tame holly]

Not the first time i would be accidentally lfg cuz someone was misunderstanding me

[tidal yew]

[green fractal]

What i saw: prison break, 2 needs people

[tame holly]

... the giant humane labs in the middle :

[green fractal]

I saw good players. But mostly people suck at it. I mean, some of them don't, but then P2P hits you.

[broken musk]

Yes, but my odds are higher to win the lost slamvan than have a perfect heist with others

[lament frigate]

I mean having a dedicated heist buddy

I found someone who could be even better than me in casino

[green fractal]

I'm staff member, i gotta see behind the seen.

[broken musk]

Tried that, they turned out to be more clueless than me despite wanting 75% for the finale alone bc they claimed to be “an expert”

[green fractal]

If an expert wants more than 15%, Experts don't ask for the cut.

[broken musk]

Mf couldn’t take cover for the life of him

[tame holly]

half the time someone claims to be an expert or know the strats, they end up lying for a bigger cut

[lament frigate]

this was an 11:30 heist

could've been fast enough for Rickie

[broken musk]

I said I’d give whoever is actually good at the heist at least 50% bc I don’t need the money and i just wanted that stupid cash heist gone bc i cannot cancel it

[green fractal]

Yeah, i also offered more when i gotta deal with PB.

[broken musk]

It’s my first play through for casino heist, 5 years later I still haven’t done it

[tame holly]

... why ? its not hard to find decent player willing

[lament frigate]

That reminds me

[green fractal]

I've done Casino lots of time. Hosted? not a lot.

[tame holly]

and its the most fun heist imo (when it doesn't bug)

[lament frigate]

I STILL haven't hosted a cash heist

because I rerolled my first heist and got artwork lol

so basically the only thing stopping me from completing tier 3 or 4 is a cash heist, and under 10 minutes

I'm going to say I got robbed of the under 10 minutes challenge

[green fractal]

You got scammed?

[lament frigate]

no

[green fractal]

Oh, you mean it feels like scam

[lament frigate]

Connections issues meant we kept having the cops

on the 11:30 heist

[green fractal]

Ah, that inf cops shit.

[lament frigate]

I'm p sure we spent at least the 90 seconds needed to complete the challenge hovering over the buyers just to lose the cops

[broken musk]

My first heist is fucking cash

I got scammed

[lament frigate]

yeah that's how it's meant to be lmao

Your first heist will always be cash

[broken musk]

@Lester#5639 screw you scammer, ima report you to modmail

[tame holly]

i did get a funny bug and somehow replayed the first casino heist on hard mode

don't ask me how it happened

[lament frigate]

so you saw Lester and his girl doing their thing on hard mode?

[tame holly]

it was like 4 years ago and i didn't take a screen cap

[lament frigate]

wait that's TERRIBLE wording

[tame holly]

iirc it was back when i still didn't know how to do sns so i was alternating big con/aggressive

[tame holly]

i do remember spawning in my arcade and it being on the state when u first get it, dirty af

i do wonder what the randoms i did it with were thinking when they saw the story cutscenes when the heist was in hard mode

[lament frigate]

Excellent question, they don't think

[fossil dagger]

@broken musk

[broken musk]

?

[fossil dagger]

have they posted what we will get for weekly update yet

[lament frigate]

later tonight

[tame holly]

we usually get the info between 9pm and 10 pm (CEST)

[broken musk]

Doesn’t get announced until this afternoon

Depending on time zones

Usually gets announced in 6-7 hours for me

It’s almost 8am and it gets announced usually around noon

1-2pm

[tame holly]

i just looked at the comments under the yt community post for R* and none of the top comments are related to the post itself

[gray parcel]

forgot to casino this week

[west stirrup]

You still can hmm

[rancid parcel]

Nope too late

Wait next year

[gray parcel]

true, haven't played all week

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

The lfg is literally the Wild West. Guy said “just redownloaded the game but have 1000s of hours” never done casino heist

Luckily he could take instruction and we got elite

[west stirrup]

I’m level 760 and i havent done Apartment heist yet on this acc

[rancid parcel]

That's experienced

[opal rock]

Apartment is a bit more understandable though as it’s 4 ppl required

[tame holly]

still not as bad as people joining for an elite and them never having done the heist in question

[opal rock]

Plus you’re not in the apartment lfg offering your services

[tame holly]

especially since its on humane labs

[west stirrup]

I want my first run to be CMM for career progress

[lost lily]

I just ewo in hlr with randoms to teleport next to valkyrie

[rancid parcel]

No you didn't

[lost lily]

[rancid parcel]

Just do cmm already

[lost lily]

My cmm got fkd by train

[rancid parcel]

[lost lily]

Mean

[west stirrup]

No gang to do it

[rancid parcel]

We all suffered

[west stirrup]

With

[tame holly]

iirc when i attempted cmm, it got fucked by me jumping off a cliff (why did my character climbed)

[rancid parcel]

Just differently

[rancid parcel]

You've been here long enough for a gang

That's a bad excuse.

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason

[west stirrup]

Ok

[tidal yew]

U coming online?!

[fierce mason]

?

Cant
I got to finish studying physics
In like an hour and 15 minutes
Sure i can be online

[lost lily]

Same goes for u. Get your french fries t shirt

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Id like to save my sanity and valuable time

[fierce mason]

what is so urgent you need my help?

[tidal yew]

I got free time

[fierce mason]

and i have no free time

[tidal yew]

Damn

Next time I guess

[fierce mason]

i am avaliable on next week monday and tuesday since school off
and december all off

[tidal yew]

I got only Thursday off

That's y I can spend some time on on wed night

[fierce mason]

okay i can play up to 12 am, i am just gonna make up an exucse i was studying

[tidal yew]

Nah nah

I'm good

Study mfk

[opal rock]

You’ve been witness to some of the available recruits here

[fierce mason]

I can be awake
Beside i have to awake at 4 am tmr so...

[tidal yew]

Noooooooo

Nahi

Nako

Elay

Nada

[fierce mason]

[rancid parcel]

Half of them perished

They were weak.

[fierce mason]

The greatest pilot is too busy to help out

[tidal yew]

Lol if u greatest pilot that means val is a good and innocent girl with calm behavior

[fierce mason]

Isn't she calm?

[tidal yew]

Is she though

Ping her and find out

[blissful urchin]

what does this even mean twin

[opal rock]

Don’t question the insanity

[blissful urchin]

also I do not miss trying to CMM

[opal rock]

You will lose your own

[blissful urchin]

best part was when one guy died on the pac standard finale

[tame holly]

and i can't wait to restart 10 times this summer when i'll inevitably attempt the doomsday cmms for career progress

[fierce mason]

I am the greatest pilot in all of LS

I hvae thousnads of clips that i am the best

[blissful urchin]

I dont even wanna think about doing that lol

[fierce mason]

Duck can even support my argument
Larzy bad, he always negative about it
Always jealous he is

[tidal yew]

Me and jealous of you

[blissful urchin]

Larzy already seems like a weirdo and I known him like 2 minutes

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

Yeh get in line pal

[fierce mason]

He is

[rancid parcel]

Glad I blocked the bozo

[tidal yew]

She meant by me?

[fierce mason]

Recommendation not give explosives to larzy

[fierce mason]

How much does he msg you?

[rancid parcel]

Dont know dont care lmao

[tidal yew]

Who's the bozo?

[blissful urchin]

oh I know you

youre in the tf2 server

[fierce mason]

Larzy?

[tidal yew]

?

[blissful urchin]

no athena

/angel

[silk shuttle]

[fierce mason]

Athena play tf2?

[blissful urchin]

no but she pretends to

[tidal yew]

Huh?!

Why pretend?!

[fierce mason]

I know she plays overwatch 2

[tidal yew]

Lol @rancid parcel is that true?!

[blissful urchin]

avoid people like you

[fierce mason]

She has decent taste but also makes good choice to not interact with community

[tidal yew]

Lol this guy trynna to pick a fight with me

[fierce mason]

You dont even know larzy and you already insulting him XD
Good man

[tidal yew]

Yeh I did asked u yesterday

I kinda give what like a fight vibe r someth

[fierce mason]

You do

[tidal yew]

Besides u no one will agree

[fierce mason]

I am good at guessing people and you probably the type of person who gets into the fights

[tidal yew]

Tf hell no man

[fierce mason]

Anyways i need to finish casino so badly because tmr is last day for 2x casino

[tidal yew]

Where did my hater go?!