gta-online-mk2

[lament frigate]

I wouldn't be the casino heist "pro" that I am without him

[hollow glade]

[echo peak]

dunno if the next update in december is huge enough to come back to

[lament frigate]

There'll be another filler update in the summer

mark my words

[nocturne fossil]

how HUGE u want it to be for u to come back

[echo peak]

they just milkin people to pay devs for GTA6

[nocturne fossil]

what devs xd

[echo peak]

trynna attract gullible kids with that shark card promo lmaooo

[tame holly]

i can't wait for next week to somehow have an even more broken bonus

[brittle hatch]

doomsday or og heist

[tame holly]

cuz imo 1 singular panther is worse than x2 on import/export

so the bonuses have been getting better every week

[hollow owl]

28 mins for all SNS mandatory preps

[lament frigate]

Can't get better than this tbh

unless they do like 3x DCH or something which they won't

Or removing the heist cooldown completely

[brittle hatch]

or they're doing the thing they did for some years now but you get nothing as a reward this year

[tame holly]

well tbf i did get over 10M this week from almost only casino heists

i'll def get to 30M tomorrow with my next casino heist and i will def have enough money for the mansions

[lament frigate]

For a down payment maybe

[fast bridge]

Or it could be a a late spring update. Watch it release on May 26

[tame holly]

the furia is so close

tbf if i didn't went for all trade prices i would likely be done already

but i like casino, i can do one more big con run

[fast bridge]

@light dust @strange crypt

[daring bobcat]

just a little bit of money

[spice inlet]

Ok pros one more question

Which optional setups are important for grupoe sechs big con

[untold dock]

level 2 security passes

patrol routes if you're doing it for the first time

[spice inlet]

I'm doing it for the 2nd but patrol routes is still unchecked

[covert atlas]

You’ll have to do the setup every time

[wicked sundial]

Exit disguise, I guess

(though more experienced players could just sneak out)

[untold dock]

no reason to spend time doing a prep for exit disguises

get the playing cards and you'll always have high roller

[hollow owl]

I hate this game

[tame holly]

infinite black screen ?

[hollow owl]

As we leave staff exit

With around 250k from daily vault and all paints hard mode

[tame holly]

pain, i've been there before

[hollow owl]

Im still on this screen

Let's see how long il be on the screen

I left i cba

This heist is so good except the bugs

It has more bugs than carts of loot in the vault

[primal sluice]

This doesn't have anything to do with the heist being buggy, but rather the really shitty P2P server system that forces these infinite loading screens.

[hollow owl]

Never knew you could push the left stick down to make the drilling faster

On SNS*

Whoever said the bug where your entry vehicle spawning at ur teammates arcade was rare, I got it B2B

50 mill

[vocal geode]

Damn ur all poor

[daring bobcat]

how dare you

[vocal geode]

[daring bobcat]

I have $100 million

[vocal geode]

Make it times 5

Thats how much I have

Im richie rich

[daring bobcat]

you gonna get a mansion?

[hollow owl]

Tbh, if we can't get all 3 mansions (probably not), il have alot left over for cars

[fast bridge]

I hope we can buy all mansions

[hollow owl]

I actually hope that too

Even before I had all this money

Would be nice but probably not

[fast bridge]

I want this cut garage from story mode

The mansions are going to be built into the hills

[potent niche]

I do too

[hollow owl]

I missed one but decent score today

Still have left for one more tonight

13,148,561 made today

[fossil dagger]

Hm

Are you doing setups each time

[hollow owl]

Obviously

Takes like 40 mins solo

Not that much

Took me 28 mins for my last one

Good rng

The 48 mins wait is good, I can take a strech

[final shoal]

40 mins of boring

[hollow owl]

Worth it for me

[woeful needle]

I very much feel it will be 1 per customer. But grand Prix might be different

[hollow glade]

Doubt many care much about 2x DCH being boring lmao

There’s a list of other more boring things in this game

[lost lily]

Is your hacking slow? You didn't even get 7/8 gold

[hollow owl]

Teammates leave like 1 table most times

I finish a hack withing 15-20

Ik one of those my teammates for some stupid reason left half a table of gold with 10 seconds left on the timer

Table and 10 gold

Cuz they keep following me for some reason

[lost lily]

Get better teammates

[hollow owl]

I use randoms, leaving a table is fine with me

They get 15% anyways

[lost lily]

I loot full with randoms. Just tell them to run in 1st person

[hollow owl]

Do u do squad or trio/duo

[lost lily]

Duo

[hollow owl]

Same

[hollow glade]

I got a full duo gold yesterday with like 1 or 0s on the timer lmao. Think it wasn’t the best layout

[hollow glade]

@lament frigate u around to dch?

[lament frigate]

uhhhhhh

this is very unfortunate

[hollow glade]

Unfortnite?

[green fractal]

Unforkknife

[lament frigate]

Let's just say this is the distance to my xboxer

[hollow glade]

Remote play🔥

[burnt maple]

Toby spaghetti

[lament frigate]

grinding heists on my phone

[hollow glade]

The real meta

[nocturne fossil]

how phone?

[hollow owl]

This is what I get for going fast

[nocturne fossil]

i do bugstars these days so no issue with that xd

[untold dock]

i hate bugstars

if the cutscene on yunga was skippable it would be perfect

[nocturne fossil]

the cutscene on yung is the reason i dont do it

if it didnt exist i would be doing that as well

having to witness bruice boi get shot all the time 🥀

[lost lily]

Yung all the time gets boring so i switch to bugstars

[lament frigate]

it's not skippable?

Thought it would be since the g6 cutscene is

[nocturne fossil]

which cutscene?

[lament frigate]

the vault guard

[nocturne fossil]

oh thats skippable for all approaches

just not the one where brucie gets shot

u can skip the drill cutscene in yung as well

[lament frigate]

hmmm

In sns I only got to skip the cutscene where they open the vault

Not the lasering

[hollow glade]

Nice one never doing g6 before

[nocturne fossil]

is it worth doing aggressive with avi or paige?

or is it useless since time is less?

[lost lily]

For what target

[nocturne fossil]

lets go with cash example wise

[lost lily]

Cash needs 3 to loot full

And avi or paige

[nocturne fossil]

so the hacker still matters despite the time decrease

[lost lily]

Ofc

[nocturne fossil]

so art is yohan then

[lost lily]

Yea. Possible with rickie too

[nocturne fossil]

still possible without mask audio?

[hollow glade]

How much less time is it even for rickie than yohan for sns and g6

[lost lily]

Yea

#gta-media message

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

26s less

[lament frigate]

hmmm

My friend and I did leave with 27s to spare using yohan once

so we're set for Rickie if we attempt that

[hollow glade]

Figured it was 20 something. Think me and a friend have been close to that but might just stick with yohan

Plus I don’t animation skip or whatever

[lost lily]

Use mask audio skip. It'll help

[lament frigate]

Back in my day there was animation skip 🥀

I don't know what that is fr

[nocturne fossil]

pause menu animation skip same as audio mask

[lost lily]

Set your quick play action to mask audio

[lament frigate]

oh it's that

I've seen it

[nocturne fossil]

from pause menu but not interaction menu btw

[lost lily]

Interaction menu works too

[nocturne fossil]

it didnt work for me last time i tried since then ive been scrolling past actions quick in interaction menu

and then scroll in pause menu

[nocturne fossil]

can i use gifs?

yes and no only 😤

last time someone said = "idk can you?"

oh wait it seems like ive used one before

[broken musk]

I suspect all these people robbing the casino are the reason why I’m not winning anything from the slot machines anymore

[nocturne fossil]

the gif got blocked

[lost lily]

some websites are blocked

[nocturne fossil]

maybe because i pasted a link

oh ok

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979082415437905990/1437763512930926723/snow.png?ex=6924e7dd&is=6923965d&hm=2ccefa2d5bf310def6337055f5134dc7140fd5cd854db642e2e10592a0cbf9be&

Maybe

[lost lily]

that's not a gif

[nocturne fossil]

thats called a picture

[nocturne fossil]

😂

[lost lily]

change it to png.gif then it counts

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[lost lily]

[nocturne fossil]

remember this?

[potent niche]

Da fish

[nocturne fossil]

my reaction when host doesnt do level2 keycards

[potent niche]

Oh lord no!

[nocturne fossil]

Which one of you chads got elite for aggressive without duggan shipments :D

[fleet sluice]

[nocturne fossil]

its interesting challenge to think about

enemies have weapons and even with heavy armour u stand on the same level

and getting headshots is quite a challenge

[bitter flicker]

Reinforced armor + spam snacks and go bonk everyone

Oh wait elite nvm

Can't get headshots with that

[nocturne fossil]

with reinforced armour

u can get elite but need weapons too

most of the headshots are to be farmed from outside

[bitter flicker]

Is aggressive elite headshot or kill count ? I forgot

[nocturne fossil]

headshots

and enemies have helmets

i got an elite like that on high buyer but never being able to replicate that since

[lost lily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7vUUzzHH4s

[nocturne fossil]

i like he pointed out the exact video i was talking about

[turbid spire]

just started a casino heist with randoms...from paleto bay T_T

[nocturne fossil]

wow

i would be dissing the host for the whole ride lol

or watch youtube

[turbid spire]

he didnt want to drive XD

looks like it aint his first ride

[nocturne fossil]

"host from paleto but not willing to drive"

[turbid spire]

we stood there for a good min

[nocturne fossil]

the devs are such cheeky trolls ngl

putting that on paleto knowing very well players will mess up

why do we need to scroll through both keycards

[nocturne fossil]

Why does oreo call himself oreo?

does he like oreo biscuits alot?

[knotty briar]

Who doesn’t tho?

[nocturne fossil]

dont get me wrong i love them

[knotty briar]

Me when mint Oreos

[nocturne fossil]

just wondering why the individual ive seen in this server for so long name has a related to a biscuit

[rancid parcel]

His name is Oreo

Literally

[nocturne fossil]

[knotty briar]

Born from the cookie

[rancid parcel]

Yeap from the cookie itself

[nocturne fossil]

man iam so conflicted rn are u capping or serious?

i havent heard a name called oreo

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

pavel on the otherhand

[knotty briar]

I sacrificed a big con today for the sub 10 minute challenge it hurt only making 260k

[rancid parcel]

The things we must do for a challenge

[nocturne fossil]

all for a furia

[knotty briar]

It’s fun to complete challenges though

I just finally finished the slam truck one

[nocturne fossil]

yeh i completed all

[knotty briar]

Cause I never bothered to do the vehicle awards

[nocturne fossil]

cant even tow vehicles or in the least use it as a ramp

[knotty briar]

Im just gonna sell my current Furia once I get the Tier 4 one

[nocturne fossil]

i dont sell any i keep duplicates

i leave them stock unmodified to collect dust xd

[nocturne fossil]

and why u change names

[knotty briar]

It’s usually a free million dollars for me really

Like last weeks Race car from the prize ride

[nocturne fossil]

are you doing it for the money or to save garage space?

[knotty briar]

More so the money

[nocturne fossil]

ok i see

[knotty briar]

I have a lot of spare garage space but I also have a shit ton of cars I don’t drive

[nocturne fossil]

well money isnt a big concern for me since i always do heists

[knotty briar]

Like my vinewood club is empty and I just don’t buy/collect cars

[nocturne fossil]

i would casually orb someone without a second thought

[plucky burrow]

It's casino monday

[tidal yew]

Lumbored

[rancid parcel]

Its retired Monday

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

yall got monday???

iam still on sunday

[tidal yew]

9:08 AM Monday

[nocturne fossil]

bro lives in the future

[tidal yew]

Asia

[nocturne fossil]

yeah bro i used to be in asia too

[tidal yew]

Now where r u !

[nocturne fossil]

my lawyer said not to disclose my location

[tidal yew]

What about ur fbi

[nocturne fossil]

what fbi xd

they shall not know

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

My fbi will know

[nocturne fossil]

[jolly nebula]

[green fractal]

[west stirrup]

I could use some coffee

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

and iam here drinking some coffee

feels good

[tidal yew]

Well it's my lunch time

Sooo no coffee

[nocturne fossil]

i might do a tom & jerry pfp one day

[tidal yew]

I have the trade mark

U can't

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

Done with classes

[fierce mason]

its currently break

gonna relax for 45 minutes

yes my break is 45 minutes long

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Gotta see what else i have to do with gta besides heists

[tidal yew]

Help some lfg people

[fierce mason]

Dude i am still in school

And besides, if i am in school, to even play gta
I need to use a VPN

[tidal yew]

Schools gotta have computer lab right

[fierce mason]

No longer take ICT so off access

[tidal yew]

Tell them some lfg people r in trouble

As a ceo I have to gooo

[fierce mason]

Yeah, let me casually go there, download a 100 gb worth of game and somehow not get in trouble, while teacher and cameras are alwasy there 25/7

[tidal yew]

Wear a mask

[fierce mason]

Tell lester to set it up

[tidal yew]

Max i can do is 2 diarams

[fierce mason]

Deal

[tidal yew]

I have someone who is free like a tree now

Transiet

[fierce mason]

Dont even think about it

[tidal yew]

She can help

Lemme call her

[fierce mason]

Beside its fucking 7 pm over there, she is sleeping

and she hasnt even been active lately

[tidal yew]

Who the fk sleeps at 7?!

[fierce mason]

Look dont bothered
I can sort it out myself

[tidal yew]

She was 17hrs ago

[tidal yew]

Let's ask if she really sleeping

[fierce mason]

Look just dont ping her okay

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

finally got casino heist t4

[west stirrup]

I love the t3 mask

[hollow owl]

I need diamonds for T4

And i think smth else

[west stirrup]

Time to make a new SC name thing

Hmm Levionidas

[hollow owl]

Oh yeah im not doing T4 casino no

[west stirrup]

Lol why

[hollow owl]

Complete all The casino story missions without eating a snack and being above 50% hp

And 80% accuracy nah

Rooftop one is gnna be a pain

[west stirrup]

ohh that

[west stirrup]

Uh you dont need hat?

[hollow owl]

Iirc you do

[storm nimbus]

Nah, you don't

[hollow owl]

AP Pistol carry

Even then, so hard without eating a snack on the rooftop

The start is whats hard

[west stirrup]

the 3rd mission is also a pain iirc

[tame holly]

I'm thinking next on my list of t4 is oscar guzman, only needs 2.5M from it

although that will also depends on the bonus next week cuz oscar def got delayed by the x2 casino

[hollow owl]

I got OGFA before I moved to ps5 so free whatever rewards I got

[polar copper]

Why it look so weird

[tidal yew]

[storm nimbus]

Rockstar website

Not in game

[polar copper]

Ew

[broken musk]

How about that heavy tactics mission or whatever it’s called in the winery

[hollow owl]

True

Il probably find some way to cheese using D5

[broken musk]

W

[hollow owl]

Someone pls explain why this is happening

I've just had it 3 times in a row now

[tidal yew]

Unreachable

[alpine basin]

this bug happens because its loading the wrong type of asset, there is another version of this building that was used for that one mission where you sneak in as michael, plant a C4 or something and then go from there, and that version in online doesn't have movable assets for the barriers on those, you could try jumping if its not disabled but the mission basically won't work properly

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

And as I go to do the NOOSE one, the fibs body is clipped IN A WALL SO ITS OBSTRUCTED

Ffs

[versed lintel]

too fat

[broken musk]

For sure, I’ll just open up the rockstar support webpage and have it waiting to submit a report about you cheating

[sleek prism]

Did you do it?

[hollow owl]

No

Oh im dumb

Casino heist is separate

[sleek prism]

Have you tried thermal helmet?

[hollow owl]

No

[sleek prism]

Winery really sucked, iirc Tuna helped me there

[hollow owl]

I cba to do it

[burnt maple]

[bitter flicker]

Sir , I haven't claimed my 8000 minigun bullets I spent on that one trip

[hollow owl]

Well took me nearly 2hrs to do one casino heist inc preps

[tidal yew]

Damn

[hollow owl]

I did 5 casinos yesterday, I might take it slow

And just do 2 or 3 today

Il say this and il do 5-6

[tidal yew]

Casino addicted

[hollow owl]

It's fun

I say when I get annoyed at my randoms for doing smth stupid

or the preps bugging out

[tame holly]

had one today who had the bright idea to shoot at a duggans guard

it was big con...

and it was the last guard before outfits

lost the elite cuz of that

[hollow owl]

The one I just had, he tried copying me pausing after I spam the grab loot button

He was picking up nth for 20 seconds

Barely got elite by like 40 seconds

[opal rock]

But have you ever had someone go up the stairs instead of down to the basement

[hollow owl]

[polar copper]

With me

[hollow owl]

[polar copper]

Pwease

[fierce mason]

Im over here procrastinating on my cayo and casino XD

[hollow owl]

U PC

[polar copper]

OMG

[tidal yew]

I did told ya u don't need random u need experts

[turbid spire]

Basically me with cayo and casino rdy, but doing everyone else's instead xD

[fierce mason]

In my case
I just want to play to play with 1 specific person in mind and whoever the third is the third

[tidal yew]

Who's that specific in mind

[fierce mason]

YOU
WHEN ARE YOU ONLINE

[tidal yew]

Thursday man

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

2 more days

Y not ask remy

N Tracy is also doin casino this days

[opal rock]

Anyone want to help relieve the casino of some gemstones

Very juicy

[fierce mason]

I request 5000%

[opal rock]

Are you online?

[fierce mason]

No

[opal rock]

[hollow owl]

What i need is no mantrap bug as we leave the vault dead on 0 seconds left

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Play with martol then

[hollow owl]

And dont get the g6 vehicle spawning at my teammates arcade AGAIN

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

4 times in the past 3 days

[tidal yew]

I'll like to help u too

If u don't mind

[hollow owl]

Me and a lvl 1.5k pog

Im ps5

[tidal yew]

Nvm

All my advice wastedddd

[hollow owl]

I GET THE BUG AGAIN

WHAT

[alpine basin]

todays not your day today is it

personally I would have just //fly or something

Currently going to see if I can sneak a peek at some upcoming cars for anyone interested, for the most part at least

[plucky burrow]

Play in fidelity mode

Or whatever makes the framerate 30

[hollow owl]

You're in fidelity mode irl

[plucky burrow]

Ty

You're the best mod in the house

[hollow owl]

Are u kidding me....

The door after we enter the trap to go to the vault didnt open

BROOO

And we got kicked

AGAI

[plucky burrow]

Play in 30fps

[alpine basin]

feels so nice to be christmas again

[plucky burrow]

Both of you

[hollow owl]

It does suck

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

[tidal yew]

Huh snow came in gta?!?!?!

[alpine basin]

I updated my menu after like maybe 6 months, going to see if I can give any content Im allowed to about the upcoming dlc

[plucky burrow]

Are you a duo

[hollow owl]

Yh

[plucky burrow]

Tell your partner to play on 30fps mode

[tidal yew]

Sooooooo yes or no

[plucky burrow]

Fidelity ig

[alpine basin]

not yet, for me, right now

[tidal yew]

Ohhh

[tidal yew]

So is this old one?

[alpine basin]

nope, took it right as it was sent

[tidal yew]

I thought u were going to play the game in Christmas vacation around smtg

[hollow owl]

Im done

[plucky burrow]

I will send a car build

[hollow owl]

No im done

[plucky burrow]

Stay tuned

[hollow owl]

Im not playing

[plucky burrow]

Were you even listening to me

[hollow owl]

I tried

Bruh and it kicked

NO i didn't record it

Wtf

[plucky burrow]

Well

[hollow owl]

Oh ik why

[plucky burrow]

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @plucky burrow

[hollow owl]

I pressed end record on my 2nd to last casino

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

I think you made this command too

Or was it the trade

[plucky burrow]

"PC only"

Well that's a lie

[hollow owl]

The vid was like 2 attempts ago

Loading smh

[plucky burrow]

Epic gameplay

[hollow owl]

This is my 2nd casino OF TODAY

[plucky burrow]

Nice

[hollow owl]

This level 1.5k has done this with me 4 times now

And i got the vehicle spawn at teammates arcade aswell

[rancid parcel]

Least buggy heist in the game

Also first time im hearing vehicle spawn at teammates arcade

Should've all bought 8bit smh

La Mesa losers

[plucky burrow]

That's more than 10 seconds desync

[tidal yew]

Never had this bug before

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

I have a theory

[tidal yew]

I play on laptop sooo I dont know if that helps me

[hollow owl]

So i get vehicle spawn at teammates arcade B2B2B days and mantrap bug B2B2B2B

Yeah, im just gnna get a drink and come back later

[plucky burrow]

The desync will always happen there, but there's a time limit for how long it could be

[tidal yew]

When the first door open try to walk for few distance

I did that we a random guy see if that helps

[plucky burrow]

Maybe it's as how long you can suspend process before getting kicked out of session

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Im gnna do it with a different random

If thats the case which it wont be idk

[plucky burrow]

Do it with me

[hollow owl]

Then I blame the lvl 1.5k

[tidal yew]

U got ps?

[hollow owl]

Ur PC

Noob

[plucky burrow]

I have

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Personal Samsung

[tidal yew]

I have that too

[tidal yew]

Which one u got

[hollow owl]

Time to wait for someone to quick join my heist

[plucky burrow]

Go to #tech-coding-math for technology questions

[hollow owl]

And kick them if they are under lvl 300

[hollow owl]

Yeah btw Lumb, this is outdated

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Still works but apparently there is better ways

[plucky burrow]

Everything here is outdated

[hollow owl]

Ik you are

I look away for 5 seconds and a lvl 1.7k jojns

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

And it kicks me from my own heist

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[plucky burrow]

Stop playing with modded people

Who even has time to reach 1700

[hollow owl]

You probably

[plucky burrow]

I don't

My biggest achievement was 200 something

[hollow owl]

Lvl 353

Let's go

I AM DONE

I HATE THIS HEIST

"Rockstar Games Services are unavailable right now. Please try again later. Return to GTA Online"

Idk what to say

I can move around while my screen is stuck on the heist board screen

[alpine basin]

I was lollygagging around and gave myself a hearth attack when this thing came screaming at me 💔

[hollow owl]

Didn't know the walls are worth this much

[fierce mason]

Damn, we robbed casino so much, we now stealing the walls

[hollow owl]

The bug again

WHY TF IS IT MEEEEEEEE

FFS

Ive been doing this heist for over an hour now

I could be doing my 3rd casino setup by now

😃

It's because I picked Rickie as my hacker

Paige is mad

[opal rock]

Have you tried restarting your router

Could be having connection issues to others

[hollow owl]

Funny cant do it at this time now

[opal rock]

The bugs are usually related to the p2p connections

[hollow owl]

Istg if this doesnt work

Im on fidelity since the heist started

[burnt maple]

DUCKY

[hollow owl]

Pls dont kick me existing staff

Istg

Imma be so mad

YES

FINALLY

[plucky burrow]

This makes me really sad

[hollow owl]

Ive never been so happy to make 3.5 mill

Fuck u

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

1hr 30 mins ish to do 1 HEIST

Not even the preps

Those took 40 mins

I could've done 2 more casinos in the time its taken me to do one

[plucky burrow]

Congrats

[hollow owl]

Im making my pizza and having a chill out time

[plucky burrow]

I love pizza

[knotty briar]

Pizza goated

[fierce mason]

Pizza amazing

[nocturne fossil]

Pizza awsome

[west stirrup]

Pizza wholesome

[turbid spire]

Where pizza?

[nocturne fossil]

Why pizza?

[plucky burrow]

Pizza This

[nocturne fossil]

The fact that gta5 doesnt have this shop is wild

[versed lintel]

pizza this pizza that

[fierce mason]

How is pizza

[nocturne fossil]

Pizza is doing how

[tame holly]

mine got blown up during its delivery

apparently its one of those flying bike things with missiles that u can just buy directly on the internet for some reason

[nocturne fossil]

its crazy how they can fly those particular bikes without falling down

the lspd doing nothing as usual

[tame holly]

yeah what's next a whole submarine with a personal helicopter inside ?

no way they would ever sell those things to a random dude

[sturdy tapir]

Pizza

[nocturne fossil]

bro i got blocked from putting a pizza gif

[brittle hatch]

deserved

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

Inconceivable

why is pizza gifs not allowed

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

No more red fish

[hollow owl]

Pizza is for those who deserve it

[nocturne fossil]

i deserve pizza :\

[sleek prism]

[hollow owl]

As soon as I get a casino pro, the values on my art are shit

4.1 after hired curs

I got 2.8 like wtf

[sleek prism]

curs

[hollow owl]

I was doing SS of the ending

[hollow owl]

How many QuickiePharms for the Plat?

25?

[tame holly]

I think something like that, although iirc u don't necessarily need it for the t4

[hollow owl]

I need like some amount of tier 4s and ive done alot

12/14

I have 17 plats

From money fronts

[tame holly]

nothing wrong there R*

[hollow owl]

All I need is 2 more

And I can get one by doing the heat bar

[tame holly]

from the list on social club 3 of them are from the cayo survival

and i don't even have bronze award for quickiefarm

i only did 2 of them

[polar copper]

chat am I cooked?

[nocturne fossil]

did he meant so say bonjour or is he saying somethat translate to anything else bad

[tame holly]

considering the name its 100% an edgy teen

[tame holly]

its meant to say good evening

[nocturne fossil]

with spectacles and pimples?

[tame holly]

well the name literally translates to :
"You wont smoke me" pronounciation wise

[nocturne fossil]

something tells me i shouldnt bother him

[plucky burrow]

Are you a France

[tame holly]

I am cursed to be both french and a sonic fan so yes

[plucky burrow]

Cool

[rich osprey]

Last part ain't so bad

[hollow owl]

Only 3 casinos today, would have like 4-5 or even 6 if I had the energy to do the one i have setup rn if it wasnt for me getting mantrap bug 7 times in a row for 1hr and 30 mins

9,902,953 made today

[teal gale]

did both of u set fps to 60

[hollow owl]

Ps5

[nocturne fossil]

even with fps capped it still happens

[hollow owl]

So

[teal gale]

oh

[lost lily]

fidelity mode on console

[teal gale]

i thought it wasnt on consle?

[rich osprey]

Mantrap happens on ps5 as well. Had it twice today

[hollow owl]

It is, just not as common as pc

[rich osprey]

More common in duo

[hollow owl]

7 times in a row is insane though

[hollow glade]

[hollow owl]

Only time this week i had it

When i did use fidelity, my duo was such a legend

So cooperative

[hollow glade]

Sometimes fidelity doesn’t seem to make a difference. Yesterday it was like half the time with fidelity and the other day it was like 1/4 the time without it

[rich osprey]

It was fine on fidelity both times we did it

After getting it twice

[nocturne fossil]

host has to go first as well

sometimes going fast causes bugs too

unless 30fps

[hollow glade]

Thats the thing u can deem it to depend on other factors as well would be nice if they just had fixed it but

[hollow owl]

I better not get it more than 3 times tomorrow

[hollow glade]

Its whatever when its once every several heists but if u get it in streaks its kinda demoralizing

Imagine u get the craziest run ever, but then forced to try to recreate it

[hollow owl]

I could've done all mandatory preps and the cooldown by the time I was able to do that casino

Only did 3 today, so mad about tht

And Lumbago praying for my downfall

[nocturne fossil]

true

seems like the ultimate fix is playing 30fps

[hollow glade]

Seems like it isn’t unless the weird people who play 30 fps 24/7 actually aren’t getting it at all

[hollow owl]

30 or 60 is fine

[lost lily]

just use a hotkey for 30 fps

no need to play the whole thing in 30

[nocturne fossil]

i use afterburner now

but havent used it these days cuz it doesnt happen much on my end rather teammates not capping theirs

[sleek prism]

What options there is for that? RivaTurner only?

[lost lily]

afterburner + rtss

[loud pebble]

does anyone else keep getting constant infinite loading screens on console

[hollow owl]

Yep

Especially when I leave from staff exit

[lost lily]

i cap to 30 everytime u load in a new area

[untold dock]

not bad time for sns double dip

oh no bmps on discord

[woeful needle]

lol

[untold dock]

100m this week from casino

not bad

[lost lily]

gold barely makes more than art. and there'll be no difference if i chose paige and cora chose cheap driver instead of biker dude

[untold dock]

1% difference between karim and biker dude

[lost lily]

yeah and 1% between avi and paige so it'll be the same with gold and art

[untold dock]

true...

bonus

don't text and drive, kids

[woeful needle]

A good experiment honestly

[lost lily]

time's running out

[broken musk]

Bro drags the cop outta the car but doesn’t even steal it

[rancid parcel]

Calm down

[sturdy tapir]

gun=door opener

[nocturne fossil]

"everybody stay kalm"

atomizer in freeroam = gate opener

[wicked sundial]

Barely = $517K?

[lost lily]

where do u see 517k?

[wicked sundial]

The difference in potential takes

[lost lily]

who cares about that. look at the final take to player. only 28k for both

[rancid parcel]

Dude that's my credit card details

[broken musk]

Ffs they figured out my phone password

[wicked sundial]

Did you grab all the gold?

[lost lily]

yea ofc

[lost lily]

i ordered a 5090. thanks valk

[rancid parcel]

[wicked sundial]

Oh, so most of the difference was lost due to the hacker's bigger cut. I see.

[nocturne fossil]

the npc sultan is an underrated car

casino heist aside

[stoic sage]

[nocturne fossil]

[thick rose]

900k for 15%

Not bad

[alpine basin]

Something isn't right here, I wonder what that could be

[alpine basin]

I gotta do a solo run of casino really fast for the funsies, forgot I had diamonds

[fierce mason]

I bought pizza
tahnks

[thick rose]

You can't do solo casino

[alpine basin]

Give me a few minutes

to save you some time Ill use heli strat too

[nocturne fossil]

dont worry u wont financially recover from this

[thick rose]

Isn't casino like two player min

[alpine basin]

if there is a will, there is a way

[rancid parcel]

No one can solo casino but Wall can

Wall is a magician

Trust the Wall

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

they used to burn my kind at the stake

[rancid parcel]

Not anymore

Use your magic to your hearts content

[alpine basin]

I love hiring nobody for my crew, they won't scam me of my cut

(I gotta reload my game because ZERO of the textures loaded)

[rancid parcel]

Toldja @nocturne fossil

Only Wall can solo casino

[alpine basin]

Im restarting then we gotta drive to the casino from grapeseed

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

Okay?
I bought a mansion
Happy now?

[alpine basin]

samesies

[nocturne fossil]

how much cash does that card have

can i get a donation

[alpine basin]

see, me myself, also myself, and I (the Actual take % value isn't correct as it doesn't know which player I was so it shows zero however I have all of that cash in my wallet rn

I probably also had like maybe 1 or two random npc cars worth of money in my wallet but I forgot

[tidal yew]

r u sure u aint hacking

[alpine basin]

I hacked a couple of those things in the vault but you can do this entirely legit on console as well

[tidal yew]

Wallie is suspicious

[alpine basin]

Ill single handedly solo rockstar if they remove solo heisting from older heist

[tidal yew]

Idk where's the fun in that bt

You should've done the doomsday heist with me n @fierce mason

[alpine basin]

its not really meant to be fun

[tidal yew]

Bruh

[alpine basin]

more so educational, that if people look for stuff they can get a result

[tidal yew]

Wallie wallie wallie

Play game for fun man

[alpine basin]

the game removed all my ammo though so now I gotta buy it all back for like 515k

[tidal yew]

I get that with only one gun

[nocturne fossil]

he has fun in the game by learning how the game works

[alpine basin]

I already know how the game works, I just do it for other people

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[tidal yew]

No disrespect bt it's she*

[nocturne fossil]

providing information instead and knowledge the other people wouldnt know

by playing legit*

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

Theres an easier way to do it but its not as legit

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

mb i mean to put that in the same sentence

i meant playing legit doesnt really show how the game works

[tidal yew]

See i told u wallie is suspicious

Maybe fbi

[nocturne fossil]

why dont we have an amogus emoji

seems like an importnt emoji for free users

[tidal yew]

Or unemployed people

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

or for people like me who are lazy to pay or keep up with bills

[tidal yew]

Agree don't wanna spend money anywhere

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

we talked about running vms earlier

i dont plan on running gta on a vm but

if i was to do so what would be the best one

VMware?

[alpine basin]

depends for the use however Im not sure this topic is very belonging for here

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[lost lily]

Ghillie moister playing m00ded heists

[nocturne fossil]

is he on pc during that clip?

[lost lily]

Ofc

No mods on console

[tidal yew]

I'm random that needs 85%

[nocturne fossil]

omg this stuff is why i dont do quick join for casino and cayo

happens with og heists too including preps but less

[lost lily]

Join ghillie moister and make 7M in 15s

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

Og heists can go upto 15M

[tidal yew]

Where is the fun in that

[alpine basin]

zero clue, but I can show you what it looks like if you want

[nocturne fossil]

alt tab / suspend process xd

[loud pebble]

people actually watch ghillie

[nocturne fossil]

people do

i havent watched much gta content cuz busy irl

instead iam here yapping

[loud pebble]

real

[alpine basin]

does he even do unique content or is it entirely just him streaming content and he got lucky off views like any other person

[loud pebble]

I used to watch a lot of gta content back then

but it’s kinda over saturated

[loud pebble]

ghillie is basically a lesser known tgg

nothing really different

[lost lily]

Tgg is a clown

[loud pebble]

what’d he do

[nocturne fossil]

he does videos for updates and dlcs regarding weapons and stuff

[alpine basin]

yea something like that, I don't watch youtube entirely for that purpose

[nocturne fossil]

but i havent learned anything important for quite a while

[alpine basin]

I don't watch him but where do I begin, he has done lots of mis-info in lots of his videos and lets not forget the clickbait titles on some of the stuff

[nocturne fossil]

all cool stuff were from small creators and speedrunners

[loud pebble]

oh

im not surprised

[nocturne fossil]

and the beef to top it off

[loud pebble]

what beef

[nocturne fossil]

darkviper and tgg got into some beef

[scenic jolt]

darkviper and TGG

[loud pebble]

oh

oh yea they did

two over saturated gta content creators got into beef

amazing

[lost lily]

I liked when beatsdown made funny videos on these 2

[nocturne fossil]

for reason people hate him too

i stay neutral and dont care

[nocturne fossil]

not the general playerset btw

[loud pebble]

I didn’t think people would still keep up on gta content

not really much to make videos off of

[nocturne fossil]

iam talking about the people u would know as well

[lost lily]

Idc about either of them but beatsdown is better than them in online atleast

[nocturne fossil]

true

even abhi to some degree

ive met him in a lobby before on pc legacy

[lost lily]

He has good guides on glitches and shit

[nocturne fossil]

yeah props to both ngl

[nocturne fossil]

i met some youtubers in a public lobby today

so they do make content but not much

they were like 26k subs or sum

their twist is pvping while using bmxs and stunting

for some reason had hazeewarp too

[alpine basin]

I could dabble on such a thing

wouldn't kill people though out of uh, something blah blah

[nocturne fossil]

[loud pebble]

I don’t think I ever have tbh

[nocturne fossil]

its quite rare since most of em have stopped

the ones who ive spot arent that common tbh

they prolly did a few vids with joker for life and moved on

[loud pebble]

I remember watching joker at one point

[nocturne fossil]

i pretty much at one point watched every youtuber xd

including when astrosoup was still uploading

[alpine basin]

kinda silly how much of the map{s} people can't see due to rockstar being stingy

[nocturne fossil]

there is alien underneath the ice

a bit weird how they added it there

[alpine basin]

your going to ask me where it is, and Im not going to know (I don't play on north yankton or story mode very much)

it wasn't that hard to find, I drove for like 10 seconds

[nocturne fossil]

it should be under the iced up water

yeah there it is

random stuff by the devs as per usual

[alpine basin]

I remember when business battles used to be here then they vanished, sad times

[nocturne fossil]

mercernaries xd

[dreamy rampart]

Its a cool easter egg

[west stirrup]

It’s an alien not an easter egg

The shape is completely off for an easter egg

[nocturne fossil]

the alien hatched out from an easter egg

[tidal yew]

Sure thing

[alpine basin]

I took these but Ill do that now, because I think it would be funny to have another 15 million dollars ontop of my 10000000000000000000000000000 unlimited money or something

just exploring some interiors that are enabled for only certain parts of the game

[tidal yew]

That's a lot of money

[alpine basin]

I have more than that because Im not going to type 0 out 76 times

that seems a bit excessive to do for a message

[tidal yew]

Yeh never want that much money

[alpine basin]

its more of a burden than anything

[tidal yew]

I want those days where I had to grind for money n finally the feeling of buying that thing

[tidal yew]

Completely agree with you

[alpine basin]

basically looks like that when you do it

I probably could do higher since I have transaction fails off, since people stop at 15m due to other players not being able to bypass the transaction error

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

holy shit that's a pc moment

[alpine basin]

My game lost audio after I did that heist

[tidal yew]

Ofc it would. My guy didn't handled the stress

[thick rose]

Wish there's hospital interior like in 4

Shame it's mostly just a RP thing

[nocturne fossil]

story mode thing

it was pretty detailed ngl

the potential for interiors they could given us to be accesible man :(

[alpine basin]

all of the assets im loading are from mostly story mode missions, some online activities that have exclusive areas (like the carrier)

[nocturne fossil]

in the least director mode

[fierce mason]

@alpine basin
Do it and this is what happen when you include us both

[alpine basin]

people using explosives on those missions

[tidal yew]

People using shotguns in close room with explosives

[fierce mason]

To be fair
The beef occured because TGG uploaded a video on and caused negativeity on Darkviperau and the worst part was he uploaded while the man was proposing
So... matt casually uploaded an entire that straight up debunk how wrong TGG was on EVERYTHING and to even highlight how wrong TGG was, someone responded in his comment about it, he gave a shit answer that showed that he lied, deleted it and now comment are off
So yeah, thats the beef

[alpine basin]

I don't think I've ever once died to the placed explosive props but I've seen way too many people do it themselves

[tidal yew]

N i had a better angle tuna came in middle

[tidal yew]

One of them is martol

Killing teammates too

[fierce mason]

You literally had time to not shoot
You actively shot the rocket despite knowing tuna was in front of you

[tidal yew]

Dude see the clip again I was aiming n then tuna came in between

[nocturne fossil]

including myself once

now i dont use shotty anymore

ap pistol or smg there

[fierce mason]

Dude you had a second to not shoot
You still shot

[tame holly]

i'm glad to not have time for doomsday cmm until next summer cuz i sure as hell don't want to do it for career progress

• i have other stuff to grind before

[nocturne fossil]

i did so many doomsday cmms

[tidal yew]

I had a small windows which I took

[nocturne fossil]

most of it was me blaming my teammates xd

[tame holly]

at least u can die on the freemode preps

[nocturne fossil]

why did this man pull out a rpg ?

[fierce mason]

Ask @tidal yew
His infinite IQ decides to shoot RPG at close quarters

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

Well they were updated jugs

[nocturne fossil]

i would be farming headshots with minigun

[tidal yew]

So I thought one rpg 2 kills easy

[nocturne fossil]

godbless my spelling

[fierce mason]

That what everyone did
But larzy decides he was gonna blow things up

He did blow things up, as well himself

[tidal yew]

[flint flower]

Nice, now you have enough to buy a candy bar

[nocturne fossil]

it was a "mindblowing" experience

[alpine basin]

[fierce mason]

[nocturne fossil]

Eustace is waiting for u courage

[flint flower]

He's waiting to strangle me

[fierce mason]

@alpine basin
But i recommend only getting me and not @tidal yew because i am the greatest pilot of all time

[alpine basin]

im the only person I trust flying anything

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Oh please
My pilot skills is amazing
Ask larzy

[tidal yew]

He shts himself

[fierce mason]

or heck, tuna and duck as well if they are here

[alpine basin]

I don't want any second opinions, I only need myself

[fierce mason]

Fine here are clips to prove it

[tidal yew]

Better to leave gta rather then asking martol to fly

[fierce mason]

Here are proof of the greatest pilot of all LS being amazing

Okay school wifi is shit that 19 mb take agaes

[nocturne fossil]

boi u playing gta in school?

do ur dam homework

[fierce mason]

No
I would need a VPN to even ACCESS anything

@alpine basin

[nocturne fossil]

why would u even need a vpn bro use mobile data

gta doesnt consume much

[fierce mason]

I have no mobile data
Too expensive

[alpine basin]

mb I was doing the casino heist when you pinged me so I couldn't respond instantly

[tidal yew]

Wtf

[nocturne fossil]

bro

[fierce mason]

Now its a competition to see who shit at driving

[nocturne fossil]

that baller has seen better days

[tidal yew]

Exactly

Walliee won though

[fierce mason]

Yeah wouldnt be suprised
My driving is so bad that it need to be documented

[alpine basin]

idk, Im pretty bad at driving
#gta-media message

[fierce mason]

We got 15 people in this server who played with me knows full well my dirivng is so shit

[tidal yew]

Nah chill martol can beat u

[fierce mason]

@alpine basin
WE HAD CONVERSATION RELATED TO MY DRIVING

[alpine basin]

I used the banshee GTS before it was released and it took me 4 minutes to go from red to blue using this path

[tidal yew]

If martol had that the car would have already kabooomed

[tidal yew]

U safe

[fierce mason]

4 minutes
6 and a half and that assuming I didnt crash
Crash, 12 minutes

[tame holly]

looks like a fun route, will try it when i have time and give a time result with my panthere

[alpine basin]

once it goes to the left side of the map theres lots of shortcuts and wall rides you can do along the road that can really surprise your opponent

[tame holly]

oh yeah i have a few favorited races that uses this route

[fierce mason]

Once im home in 3 or 4 hours
Ill load in gta and we will see who the worst driver
And we need someone to record it

[tame holly]

at least part of it

[alpine basin]

we can do a race, I wouldn't mind being a trail car or maybe competing as well

[fierce mason]

Fantastic

[fierce mason]

Btw @alpine basin watch this

[tame holly]

as for the car... i think stinger tt would be fun