gta-online-mk2

[craggy mica]

Anyway all good

[fast bridge]

Or it could be the big one

[hollow owl]

I do auto inv idk why it does it with friends

[fast bridge]

Watch it release on May 26

[fleet sluice]

double money on casino heist? is someone at rockstar high

[opal rock]

Yes it i

See can’t even type properly

Yw

[golden sundial]

what's high is the prices for upcoming property

[opal rock]

50 big ones

[static smelt]

Not high enough

[fierce mason]

2nd spin and boom

[untold dock]

holee fuck i am making a lot of money

just casino after casino

can't even host my own when i just get invites

[lament frigate]

Do you have a second character to bypass cooldowns?

[untold dock]

yes

[lament frigate]

I am not pro heisting enough to do that

[hollow owl]

Bro, my randoms have been goated today

[spiral lichen]

when are they adding text chat back to pc ughhhhhh

[hollow owl]

Never

[spiral lichen]

i don’t even wanna play if there’s no text chat

[spiral lichen]

🥹

i cry

like i don’t wanna play on legacy either bc enhanced just runs and looks way better

[untold dock]

i deposited 10m a while ago and now i have 10m cash again

[hollow owl]

Another 3.4 paint

[spiral lichen]

15 year old game bugs 💔💔

[untold dock]

no bugs

i'm just making so much money from these casino heists

[hollow owl]

Yeah, ive made like 13 mill today

[lament frigate]

doing it for the love of the game

I respect it

[hollow owl]

33 mill, don't even care about the dlc

[nocturne fossil]

the amount of money we can make just by joining is wild

[hollow owl]

Casino is fun

[nocturne fossil]

think about hosting

[hollow owl]

Ive been hosting lol

Every random has taken 15% on the chin

Like wtf

[nocturne fossil]

i already helped so many people with their preps without doing my own

[hollow owl]

Goated

[lament frigate]

I've never been able to say the same about mayo paprika

[untold dock]

i had 1.5b a couple of days ago and now i have 1.55

[lament frigate]

that heist got very old very quick

[nocturne fossil]

iam sacrificial lamb but made 23mil

[hollow owl]

Caty Paparazzi is boring

Chore heist

I feel like casino needs to be like 1.5x permanently or smth

[lament frigate]

Yeah I hate cacao peacock and that motherfucker Pavel with a burning passion

[hollow owl]

Pavel is overrated imo

[nocturne fossil]

i dont do cayo but dont hate it either xd

[hollow owl]

I like Lester more

[lament frigate]

@silk shuttle that makes 3 of us

I haven't done a SINGLE cayo heist on new gen

Not 1

[hollow owl]

Im still mad i never got the email from Lester when AOS released last year

Ive done a few this year, atleast 10 cuz I was bored

[knotty briar]

You didn’t get the photo of him with Georgina?

[hollow owl]

No man 😔

[untold dock]

casinoing too hard

[hollow owl]

I never got the email

So mad

[knotty briar]

I like that he keeps tabs on you a bit tho

[hollow owl]

We are special ones to Lester

[knotty briar]

If I remember he says something like “I knew you’d eventually buy it”

[hollow owl]

Best heist planner ever

[nocturne fossil]

i got this yesterday as well

usually happens with fleeca too

[knotty briar]

So special that the man who robbed the UD still needs to take 5 percent of our casino cut

[hollow owl]

I mean he was the one to start out criminal life

Technically Lamar but

Lester is 🐐

[knotty briar]

Good on him

Getting smashed with the wife

That it’s nice to be acknowledged that you’re pretty much running the city at this point

[hollow owl]

We ran it the second we did Fleeca

[honest geyser]

But does Lester have a razer deathadder?

[lament frigate]

sources report he's using a corsair keyboard

[honest geyser]

Lester would use a vertical mouse

[twin drum]

I'm never buying another Corsair product in my life, they've consistently broken so so so much faster than any other brand whose stuff I've used

[nocturne fossil]

and iam using office keyboard

[twin drum]

I've had like 4 different Corsair mouse's that had their wheels fail all in the same way after like half a year

never again

[honest geyser]

Their power supplies are great

Their ram has been working great for me too

But yeah Corsair isn’t mentioned much in the keyboard and mouse space. Computer components though is pretty good!

[hollow owl]

I have a Razer Deathadder V2

[honest geyser]

Let’s go gamers

[plucky burrow]

Mouse

[untold dock]

i don't have a mouse

[hollow owl]

U have many

[nocturne fossil]

wireless mice are so useless they just stop working after a few months

not to play gta but to scroll the server or channels ona secondary laptop n such

[honest geyser]

What wireless mice are you using

[nocturne fossil]

it was like a year ago but the last one was a logitech

[honest geyser]

Maybe buy a better mouse tbh

[nocturne fossil]

soz cant remember model

[nocturne fossil]

yeah ill have to get a better one

i got a cheap one assuming i wouldnt use it much

[polar copper]

gta

[tame holly]

grand theft auto

[opal rock]

Casino anyone?

[west stirrup]

Yum

[opal rock]

Yum

Is that yes

[west stirrup]

Yes

[opal rock]

Ok I’ll shall invite once I’ve loaded in

[west stirrup]

Thank you for le cut

[opal rock]

All good

[west stirrup]

We decide who does what?

[opal rock]

Just whatever lol

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[west stirrup]

Neh

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

casino raiding who

[honest geyser]

🥀

[nocturne fossil]

[daring bobcat]

having dinner then heist!

need like 1.7M

[nocturne fossil]

i predict its rice

[daring bobcat]

friday pizza

[nocturne fossil]

career progress

?

[daring bobcat]

nope, 1.7 till $100M

[untold dock]

how long to eat dinner

[sleek prism]

hopping on

[daring bobcat]

its on the way

[west stirrup]

Me and duck almost done

[daring bobcat]

then 15-20 mins

[west stirrup]

8min!

[nocturne fossil]

sir you should learn how to make pizza at home

will help u get on gta quicker

[sleek prism]

Is here someone who needs a grabber

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

nice

[opal rock]

wtf it kicked you

Says unknown player

[west stirrup]

Oh amazing

[opal rock]

Never had that when leaving the casino

I guess we go again

Was smooth run as well

[nocturne fossil]

mantrap bug

[west stirrup]

Nop

[opal rock]

No we got to the exit

[nocturne fossil]

oh yeah bro this now happens on the exit as well for some reason

[opal rock]

Staff lobby door bug

[nocturne fossil]

but very rare

casino aggresive has black screen permanent loading bug but there is a fix for it

[west stirrup]

So hungry..

[nocturne fossil]

man u made me realize iam hungry

well atleast i have the feedom to go get food

u stuck in casino heist

[opal rock]

My food just arrived 🥳

[nocturne fossil]

yall order food?

[daring bobcat]

me too

[nocturne fossil]

i tried ordering food but someone took it :(

apartment complex bad

[knotty briar]

When I want food I order it like 10 minutes before the end of work so I can pick it up on the way home

[west stirrup]

Howww oh my god

[opal rock]

Such bs

[polar copper]

here

[opal rock]

Do you ahve your fps capped?

[polar copper]

yes

[west stirrup]

Vsync always on

[untold dock]

so cool when a cop spawns right in front of you right as you're about to lose them

[polar copper]

@opal rock invite me

[opal rock]

I can’t invite you we started already

I don’t even have you added on sc

It’s the @hollow owl fucking us

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

12M more to complete casino tier 4

[hollow owl]

Im watching Scripted Minecraft

Why me

[polar copper]

sob

[opal rock]

We’re wearing the untraceable outfits lol

[untold dock]

i'll set up another casino right away

[nocturne fossil]

why whats wrong with vsync?

[untold dock]

input lag

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Duck do you have vsync Half on or on

[nocturne fossil]

i dont know what input lag feels like after playing in 30fps on gta for many years

[polar copper]

nothing crazy wrong with it man it just kinda sucks sometimes vsync tries to lock your game frames to your monitor so you don’t get tearing but the downside is it can add input lag and if your fps drops below the monitor refresh it can tank hard and feel stuttery so yeah it fixes one problem but creates a couple new ones that’s why people dodge it and go for gsync freesync

[opal rock]

On

It was off

[nocturne fossil]

I appreciate the extended explanation

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[daring bobcat]

good news, baz is loging on

[polar copper]

and in somr games it just tanks fps when you turn it on because its frame pacing is weird and the engine doesnt handle the frame lock well

[untold dock]

wow i actually got cash even after rerolling

[sleek prism]

I got art on first try

dunno what approach I need to use

[nocturne fossil]

lucky person detetcted

[untold dock]

the one that's on hard

[daring bobcat]

im so lucky, I keep getting dimonds

[nocturne fossil]

i prefer art more so i can run

[sleek prism]

yes ofc

SnS

the good driver was?

[untold dock]

the cheap driver

or taliana

[sleek prism]

taliana and retinue??

[untold dock]

if you want speed

[polar copper]

@opal rock

[nocturne fossil]

ahem

why nobody use jugular?

[honest geyser]

Tf is that

[nocturne fossil]

random 4door sports car usable in casino heist as a getaway car

[opal rock]

wtf

[west stirrup]

WHAT is that

Ok ... no heli ?

[opal rock]

You were driving Wdym

[west stirrup]

Ik

[opal rock]

The heli was there

[west stirrup]

Aaaand im stuck on wasted

[opal rock]

Same

[polar copper]

@opal rock

[west stirrup]

I really want to eat so bebecar can replace me

If that’s ok

[polar copper]

omg

[opal rock]

I’m gonna eat anyway

[polar copper]

wow

screw you

all of you

[nocturne fossil]

except me

[opal rock]

Ok let’s try this again

Casino anyone

[sleek prism]

how many you need

[opal rock]

However many want to do it

It’s just me

[daring bobcat]

im down

[sleek prism]

im in

[opal rock]

I sent you request @daring bobcat

[sleek prism]

fuck this bug

[opal rock]

Can’t select anyone?

[daring bobcat]

GIVE ME 2 MINS

[sleek prism]

iirc I need to go out and come back

[static smelt]

The groupe 6 van spawned in another location of the map is this normal?
for casino heist

[opal rock]

It happened to trace earlier

Maybe a ps thing

[sleek prism]

are you from UK :D

[static smelt]

It was so weird we had to drive to the north of the map

[opal rock]

His spawned at a different arcade he said

[daring bobcat]

are you sure?

[opal rock]

The car in front of the door feels a bit unnecessary lol

That is so dumb

[sleek prism]

what alerted

[opal rock]

I accidentally kicked the dead body and he groaned

And guy in corridor heard it

[sleek prism]

[opal rock]

This is bs

[daring bobcat]

maybe dont run off

[opal rock]

I’m cursed

You don’t need to hold the button down lol

There’s a button inside the room

[static smelt]

That's probably what happened I didn't know there was one on paleto bay

[green fractal]

Very normal

[untold dock]

who is doign what

i need to raid a casino

[opal rock]

Seriously

I didn’t do fuck all

[woeful needle]

And you did it well

[opal rock]

I just came out of mini vault

What is going on

[sleek prism]

probably camera saw baz

[daring bobcat]

not me

[opal rock]

It said it was me

[sleek prism]

hmm

[untold dock]

mikko stop being busy

brucie's leg needs to get shot

[honest geyser]

All my saved mk2 oppressor kills because I fucking hate them all

[sleek prism]

we are in the vault

[opal rock]

Why no one opened that door

[sleek prism]

good question, I was hacking and grabbing

@daring bobcat can you hack?

[daring bobcat]

kinna

my bad

[fleet sluice]

how feasible is it to get to 1b this week with casino

at 700m rn

[honest geyser]

Not too bad, the start of the dogfight when you were on defense was impressive for someone that doesn’t dogfight often.

You took a pretty good angle right off the bat, other guy got lost pretty quick though

[lost lily]

You can make 5M in 2hours by spamming cayo casino this week

[fleet sluice]

why not casino casino

[woeful needle]

The cool-down

[lost lily]

Well if u have 2nd character, sure

[fleet sluice]

ofc i have a second character

[woeful needle]

Yeah but mostly the cool-down

[lost lily]

Then 7M in 2 hour

[woeful needle]

To answer your question

[fleet sluice]

what question

[woeful needle]

Why Cayo casino and not casino casino

[candid veldt]

Discounts
Free:
Casino Master Penthouse

what is the master penthouse?
just the main penthouse?

[untold dock]

well not the slave penthouse

[fleet sluice]

it’s a penthouse that’s for us low leveled folk

[candid veldt]

there is another penthouse? 😮

[woeful needle]

It’s because at the casino it’s the master suite but when we buy it it’s a penthouse

Hence the name

[candid veldt]

alright that makes sense, just some new terminology I didn't notice before.

[opal rock]

Gg

[daring bobcat]

this should unlock my milestone

[opal rock]

You need to practice hacking lol

[daring bobcat]

I really do

never done casino much before and never really hacked

[opal rock]

Once you’ve done it a few times you just recognise the pieces, I don’t even look at the fingerprint

[sleek prism]

Finally

[opal rock]

So juicy the x2 diamonds

[daring bobcat]

done

[golden sundial]

Noice

[steep ether]

Thanks! Appreciate it

[hollow owl]

I could hit 100 mill by the end of this week if I do 3-5 casinos a day

[steep ether]

I really like dogfighting but i don't do it competitively, only in free roam because i never find someone to play with

[silk shuttle]

[sleek prism]

@silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

hi

[sturdy tapir]

@silk shuttle

[daring bobcat]

omg its @silk shuttle

[hollow owl]

I dont want oreo

[daring bobcat]

how about a cookie

[hollow owl]

Peacey gave me one but sure

[nocturne fossil]

poor oreo xd

[sleek prism]

oreo good, dip it in milk

[hollow owl]

No, ive had a drink already

[daring bobcat]

is it double stuffed?

[hollow owl]

Oreo + drink = no clue what could happen

[sleek prism]

oreo swimming

[hollow owl]

Oreo heist

[sturdy tapir]

@silk shuttle les fish 🎣

[sleek prism]

there is no fishing in gta

[daring bobcat]

@silk shuttle are you double stuffed or thin?

[daring bobcat]

maybe in gta 6

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Oreo will start to make money everytime someone pings him

[sturdy tapir]

does oreo have far cry 5

[lost lily]

[silk shuttle]

funny

[hollow owl]

Ive made like 15 mill today from casino

Its so fun

[silk shuttle]

i haven't made a yet

[nocturne fossil]

how many french fries did yall get (elites)

[hollow owl]

I think like 5

3 today

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

helped my friend make 4.7M in 1 casino #gta-online-mk2 message

[opal rock]

How did you take it all with 2 people

[lost lily]

magic

[opal rock]

The freezing time thing

[lost lily]

no

[hollow owl]

It is possible

Ive been doing omly duo casinos

[lost lily]

by just || going above time ||

[opal rock]

Silent on way in loud on way out

[lost lily]

yea

[nocturne fossil]

BLG

[opal rock]

Fair

[lost lily]

no i don't do that

waste of time

[lost lily]

he had done duggan so it was very easy to kill the guards even with cheap smg

[nocturne fossil]

i forgot that yall mentioned the cap made it not worth it

iam gonna do a heist with max cuz and save a screenshot and then show people several months later my cut

and then get called a modder for it

[lost lily]

drilling those boxes is snoozefest

[nocturne fossil]

if art work do both drilling and cutting at same time

mask audio

[lost lily]

if art, i'd do rickie + double daily + elite instead of wasting 15-20 min on that BLG crap

[nocturne fossil]

there is no reason to do blg on art

drill the boxes and cut art at the same time

[lost lily]

there's not enough time for boxes on art with rickie

[nocturne fossil]

oreo or cheesecake might know

[lost lily]

they don't waste time on boxes afaik

[nocturne fossil]

they prolly dont

[untold dock]

can you actually start drilling if you break out if the painting grab

i never drill anything

[lost lily]

you wont even make 15k from those boxes with rickie after deducting the cuts

i'd rather do a quick headhunter instead

[nocturne fossil]

its not worth it but its possible

back then pressing pause menu and hitting left key would cancel the animation just like mask audio would do now

then navigate to to drill boxes and press E

its a pretty stupid looking bug

i think truthman had a video showing it

malkuth as well

[hollow owl]

Its loading

[nocturne fossil]

pause menu animation cancel was the OG back when casino came out

[hollow owl]

Love the daily vault glitch

So easy and simple

[nocturne fossil]

absolutely

[lost lily]

u dont have to spam A D. you can just hold either A or D and look the other way with your mouse

[nocturne fossil]

i do this during the mantrap to look backwards

dont know if looking back aids in resolving the mantrap but did it anyway xd

just need to run straight anyways

guys can i post a link here?

[daring bobcat]

I dont know, can you?

[nocturne fossil]

iam asking permissions xd

i prolly can

but just cause the server allows doesnt mean iam gonna

[hollow owl]

If its not like promoting or anything bad then sure

[nocturne fossil]

https://youtu.be/_GbHoGQNq1w?si=_0sUTIXARiI82vQH

[hollow owl]

Ahh RWT248

W man

[nocturne fossil]

old calvin vid shows this btw

he uses the pause menu cuz its like years old

mask audio can still use

[lost lily]

I've already seen this glitch but not worth it

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[nocturne fossil]

man these npcs tryna cheat everytime

cutting through walls and jumpin of cliffs

[lost lily]

and 1 more

[west stirrup]

@sleek prism Heisting?

[sleek prism]

soon, just escaping from casino

[west stirrup]

Oke

[untold dock]

god the cops are fucking infuriating on zancudo route sometimes

[sleek prism]

[hollow glade]

Man got back up like MJ

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup preps done?

[west stirrup]

Yesse

Group slick diamonds

[untold dock]

i can tag along for diamonds if you want 3p

was gonna go to bed but i'm greedy

[west stirrup]

You're getting 0%

[untold dock]

damn it

[west stirrup]

Hmm no drills tho

[untold dock]

drills are shit

[sleek prism]

where we need drills

[lost lily]

all these getaway cars are so bad climbing up the mountain. give me cyclone 2 for getaway

[untold dock]

can't accept job invite while drunk

[west stirrup]

be sobre

[sleek prism]

cant escape casino when drunk

[untold dock]

let's try

10 pisswaters before exiting

[sleek prism]

_ _

[west stirrup]

Sure

[broken musk]

This man is responsible if I get in trouble for drunk driving

[west stirrup]

Im attempting Younger tomorrow

Yunga

[untold dock]

gl

mikko is yunga pro

because he sits back while i bonk everyone xd

[sleek prism]

:D

fr

[west stirrup]

I’ll let miko do the work tomorrow

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979082415437905990/1439461867411079168/FB_IMG_1763170269163.jpg?ex=6921db15&is=69208995&hm=78479d74b7d8c750728f96a8db3c009f0f69b308506d7a7af2cc99d7f5bc0924&

Good morning

[west stirrup]

Goo

[sleek prism]

morning, 3 am

[west stirrup]

2

[gray parcel]

it is 8pm

isn't there another sell session later tonight

[rancid parcel]

Sleepless demons

[west stirrup]

Oh what

I might have glossed over that prep

[untold dock]

hack the keypad

[west stirrup]

Also disguises

Sorry

[untold dock]

cool

[sleek prism]

in 5h maybe

[lost lily]

30 fps cap fixes a lot of problems with casino not just mantrap

[sleek prism]

what else

[lost lily]

loading next area is a lot faster

fixes sync issues as well

[gray parcel]

30 makes me nauseous

[lost lily]

this game is designed for 30fps, dont forget

[untold dock]

your team quit

[west stirrup]

Miguel did

[sleek prism]

your mc president quit

wtf

[gray parcel]

the velum has been destroyed

[sleek prism]

thank god no velum in casino heist

[untold dock]

are we going again or am i going to bed

[west stirrup]

Bed

Im going to Death Strand on The Beach

[lost lily]

Even 30fps cap can't save this garbage heist

[untold dock]

pensioner brake haters united

[lost lily]

not letting him do the pilot role

[nocturne fossil]

iam the type of person to let him do pilot

ill msg the others telling to put a bet on whether he would crash or not

do capping fps help in prison break?

i know that scrolling through the net helps

or flying close to ground to reset wanted level

or do the demo trick

[steep ether]

It would be so good if rockstar gave us a mission for level 3 casino keycards locked behind something like having one of the mansions

The doors at the vault are level 3

And ironically the mantrap is level 4 so we shouldn't need to hack them

[nocturne fossil]

lets not wish for over-complicated stuff now

they should fix the mantrap first

[twin drum]

why would that be overcomplicated

there already are missions with alternate play paths if you own the required property

basically anything that's "hack the elevators in the casino" gets skipped if you own a penthouse

and i think something similar happens with the yacht but i cant remember what mission that happens for

[twin drum]

actually this might only happen in agency related missions? not sure

but it's definitely a thing

[nocturne fossil]

u expect devs to do this stuff without bugs at this point of time?

[twin drum]

do i expect people to competently do what they're getting paid to do?

yes.

whether that actually happens is a different story but i expect them to.

[nocturne fossil]

seems a bit unnecessary imo

[twin drum]

plus gta online is not actually all that broken at its core

[nocturne fossil]

it isnt there are solutions to problems too

[twin drum]

most major bugs can be named by active players simply because there arent that many of them

unless you're actively TRYING to break the game, it doesnt tend to do too bad by itself

like right now off the top of my head (granted i am tired and about to go to sleep) i can only name the mantrap as an actual bad gamebreaking bug

[nocturne fossil]

in cayo for bearer bonds

[twin drum]

everything else largely works just fine

and ig the sparrow being ignored by yacht air defenses

but that's it

[nocturne fossil]

then again to attach a casino prep related with mansion in any regard

u can get the level1 card from the penthouse in freeroam with no mission initiated

u just need to call a maid

[twin drum]

the casino heist already has a conditional "prep" select

being owning the terrorbyte to have paige as a hacker

it may not be a mission but it's the same thing in principle

[nocturne fossil]

this was when the devs were still very active for the game

[twin drum]

the casino heist? naw

[nocturne fossil]

compared to now they were active back then

[twin drum]

the san andreas mercinaries update was in scope just as much content as the casino heist update

it may not be nearly as popular because its payout isnt as stupidly high

[nocturne fossil]

oh how so?

[twin drum]

but it's still a lot of content

like have you played those missions?

[nocturne fossil]

the casino heist yeah i have

[twin drum]

the mercinary ones

[nocturne fossil]

i did all career progress for it

got the hoodie

[twin drum]

the amount of voice acting, modeling, mission design, animation, yada yada, is very comparable imo

and number of new missions and vehicles

[nocturne fossil]

take a look at the diverse amount of vehicles they gave

[twin drum]

yeah?

what

[nocturne fossil]

we got F1 cars too

they were somewhat creative

arcade was a nice property

think about the awards u can get from the cabinets

your trying to convince me that casino heist is similar to mercenaries are u kidding me rn

[twin drum]

merc update brought the F35, weaponized conada, inductor and (i believe) the first HSW capable offroad car into play. that's gotta count for at least as much creativity as F1 cars

[nocturne fossil]

people still play or associate with the casino heist update

[twin drum]

yes because it pays a lot

not because it's fun

[nocturne fossil]

ill agree with the jet

not everything else

hsw capable what?

the montroscit?

[twin drum]

i think so?

[nocturne fossil]

i barely see anyone use it

[twin drum]

that doesnt matter

i barely see anyone use the shitty F1 cars either

[nocturne fossil]

its so under-used it the devs put it as a spawn vehicle for hangar missions

[nocturne fossil]

there are races based of these cars

ive seen more F1 cars than that hsw vehicle

ive seen more buzzards than the conada

[twin drum]

if you want to talk about how actively used and good these vehicles are then do i even need to bring up how the F1 cars dont allow you to use drive by weapons and have absolutely abysmal top speed even compared to cheap sports cars

[nocturne fossil]

whats so special about the inductor bro its electric bike to time trails

[twin drum]

when's the last time they added a bicycle

before that

[nocturne fossil]

ages ago

[lost lily]

I sold that inductor crap for bmx

[twin drum]

vs when's the last time they added a
checks notes
car

[nocturne fossil]

we had bikes before

and those were enough

[twin drum]

maybe for you

you cannot speak for the entire playerbase, i've been dying to have an electric bike

[nocturne fossil]

we didnt need no electric bicycles with time trails

[twin drum]

it's fun to use

[nocturne fossil]

i dont hate them i enjoyed those but my point is we didnt need em

[twin drum]

wtf does "need" mean

what do you need

you need mansions?

you need the casino heist?

couldnt play the game if that didnt exist? NEED it?

[nocturne fossil]

what are u on about

i like the game as it is

[twin drum]

why are you saying "we didnt need bikes" as if that means anything at all

you can say that about literally anything they ever added

[nocturne fossil]

we did not need a weird eletric bike

[twin drum]

we did not need F1 cars

that's the exact same statement

it's based on nothing

[nocturne fossil]

but they had more impact than a electric bike

[twin drum]

yeah they made every modded car look 100x uglier

[nocturne fossil]

whether u like them or not

[nocturne fossil]

true dat

but atleast some people got to enjoy the game on their own way

not that we like it

[twin drum]

you're literally just going "i do not like the bike therefore it had no impact and we didnt need it"

like bro

[nocturne fossil]

but the games purpose is everyone to enjoy

[nocturne fossil]

Exactly

[twin drum]

okay

good night

[fast bridge]

We needed Indy cars tho

[nocturne fossil]

he wanted eletric bicycles xd

u cant even change the colour on that thing

[fast bridge]

We have that

[nocturne fossil]

bmx can do stunts and had a whole stunting community
we can still change colours on it in-directly

[nocturne fossil]

my point was we could have gotten something else rather than a fancy booster bike with a speedometer for time trials that is the inductor

[fast bridge]

At least there is an electric bicycle in the game

Feedback page exists so if you want them to add colors to it, tell them

[nocturne fossil]

well tru dat

[nocturne fossil]

i like grey

and i can find one in freeroam

or do the website bug and get whatever colour

[nocturne fossil]

oh nvm u mean inductor

[fast bridge]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

nah bro they gonna add an another inductor instead 💀

no thanks

i still prefer non-electric bikes

maybe unpatch whatever they did with the bmx physics and we ballin

[tidal yew]

So the update was the safe house in the hill!?!?!

Or we getting other mansions too?¿°¿

[polar copper]

heist

[tidal yew]

?

[polar copper]

heist

[tidal yew]

What heist?

[polar copper]

any

[tidal yew]

Ahh like that

I can't right now

In work

[polar copper]

bye

[tidal yew]

I dont have sat sun off

It's only Thursday

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[tidal yew]

Hello

[cunning python]

@twin drum

[plucky burrow]

Did you see the new update

[tidal yew]

The safe house in the hill one?!

[plucky burrow]

No, cartel compound in an island one

[tidal yew]

Nah didn't heard! What's that abt?

[plucky burrow]

So there's this Colombian/German guy

He has a tiger

How did he get a tiger there

[tidal yew]

Location!?

[plucky burrow]

West of lost santos

[tidal yew]

Maybe a mod?! I guess

Where they become a tiger or some animal

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

Caz as far as I know there shouldn't be a tiger at all in gta

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[tidal yew]

Must be a player who became one

[plucky burrow]

Tigers are not native to los santos

[tidal yew]

Exactly

I hope we get something in florida

[plucky burrow]

I hope they add a competitive autoshop owner

Oh

Benny

And arena guys

[tidal yew]

Don't know for sure once gta6 launches gta5 will be pretty much kinda dead only the servers will work

No updates ig

[plucky burrow]

It will not die

Gta 6 still not confirmed the online mode

[tidal yew]

Won't die bt most of the players will leave

[tidal yew]

Damnnn really?!

[plucky burrow]

We are we going

[tidal yew]

I dont think I'll be going

Tbh I haven't played the gta5 story mode

[plucky burrow]

You are on pc

[tidal yew]

I got consoles too

[plucky burrow]

Rich

[tidal yew]

That's tuna

Not me

I was never a fan of gta

[plucky burrow]

What are fancy tom

[tidal yew]

I just got this game caz I was interested in online mode

[plucky burrow]

Why not

[tidal yew]

Dk never liked in the first placed

[plucky burrow]

Crime

[tidal yew]

Was a fan of AC though

[plucky burrow]

Air conditioning

[tidal yew]

Or gears of War

[tidal yew]

Assassin's creed

[plucky burrow]

I like air conditioning too

[tidal yew]

Yeh i liked pirated ac

[plucky burrow]

What

This is a yes-gta channel

[tidal yew]

Where u get cool breeze from sea

[plucky burrow]

Please stop breaking the rules

[tidal yew]

Rule 5 was it?!

[plucky burrow]

Or I'll break your ankles

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

I dunno

[tidal yew]

I guess I'm older then u

[plucky burrow]

Something about chat use

[plucky burrow]

So what

You're like 4'5

[tidal yew]

5'9

[plucky burrow]

I'm 7'9

You lose

Anyway

[tidal yew]

Thats a lie

Otherwise I would've seen u on discovery channel

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

In the show top weird people

[tidal yew]

U ain't joining the crew session?!

[plucky burrow]

My favourite show is fame or shame

[plucky burrow]

Where

[tidal yew]

Counting cars

[tidal yew]

Pc enhanced!?

It is goin on rn

[plucky burrow]

Not interested

[tidal yew]

Ohh

[cunning python]

I love enhanced

[tidal yew]

What is the difference between enhanced and legacy though?!

I've never played the legacy one

[plucky burrow]

Did they bring back the chat

[storm nimbus]

HSW
More cars
Wildlife in freeroam
No.chat on enhanced
Better looking
Some qol stuff
Gta+

[knotty briar]

Legacy is the PS4 version while enhanced is the ps5 version of the game

[plucky burrow]

As James May said

[knotty briar]

And gta+ isn’t available on Legacy I’m pretty sure?

And ray tracing options aren’t available

[tidal yew]

So enhanced is the updated version of legacy

[knotty briar]

Yeah

[plucky burrow]

The enhanced version

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

What

[knotty briar]

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

I got my eye on you lumbored

[cunning python]

All useless without chat

[storm nimbus]

i never used it personally anyway so no problem for me lol

[cunning python]

Yeah

I played a lot of enhanced

Well. 721hrs

But it doesn't do it for me without chat

That's an avg 2,7hrs a day since it came out

Except I was pulling 10hrs days with ease

[thick rose]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387958641323409621/1441699830094233710/image.png?ex=6922bf18&is=69216d98&hm=710a3e0e4166e54e0a6a132e9389554c2e225d1aa60a3f3d10f9f70c774911f3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1536&height=864

i did diamonds gold,cash

maybe art im missing

[covert atlas]

Yeah we staying in Grove Street with this one

Never making it out the trenches

[thick rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387958641323409621/1441699552666194032/image.png?ex=6922bed6&is=69216d56&hm=86a969b667564cedffa6b2adaa2ab1a3af82c69d097350841aa6aa839b83c083&

[lost lily]

group sachs

[rancid parcel]

You cant park there

[sturdy tapir]

[gray meteor]

Thank god they waited until you were all the way through the gate to close it 😍😍

[dense cliff]

I wonder why this game created by Bugstar

[fierce mason]

It has text chat

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

Sometimes if you hear closely
You can just hear my genius

[plucky burrow]

Good job @rancid parcel

[opal rock]

Surprised no one edited his foot into the picture

[fierce mason]

And sometimes
A man gotta orb strike valk

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Do it

[opal rock]

I have zero editing skills

[fierce mason]

How the fuck are you gonna make the foot work even

[plucky burrow]

Stick it out of the titan

[opal rock]

I don’t have any ideas I just said I was surprised it hadn’t happened

[fierce mason]

no

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

dont give lumbago any ideas

He has horrible ideas

[plucky burrow]

I'm just a guy who's lumbago for fun

[fierce mason]

Alright then

[fierce mason]

Counter argument
Most of the people who make those jokes never hang out in the communtiy channel

[opal rock]

I thought you sent it in here

You’re lucky then

[plucky burrow]

This is yes-gta, no-feet channel

[opal rock]

Thank god

[fierce mason]

wait now i am wondering if i did send in this channel or not

[rancid parcel]

How many stars it has in the starboard?

10+ yet?

[fierce mason]

Idk
We need to ask valk since she knows

[plucky burrow]

7

[opal rock]

Someone should make a poster saying Lum can’t hack for shit

Took 3min on one door

[fierce mason]

Wait what?

[opal rock]

If only I had been recording

[fierce mason]

We really need to start recording our sessions because we have only lumbago flying, me great pilot skills and larzy one time blowing up incident

[rancid parcel]

Actual?

[opal rock]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

@plucky burrow plead your case

[fierce mason]

@plucky burrow
How the heck did you took 3 minutes to hack a door?

[opal rock]

I had done 2 doors and cleared 2 trays and bro was still stood at the door

[stoic sage]

3minutes

[rancid parcel]

And hes so freaking eager to drag me to casino Jesus christ

[stoic sage]

That's like
2 diamond casinos

[fierce mason]

Well you need the best pilot to escape the cops

[plucky burrow]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[rancid parcel]

Someone help him buy a keypad replica so he can practice

[fierce mason]

[opal rock]

You think that’s bad, @shadow wasp is the only person in history to get caught as Gruppe sechs before even making it into the basement.

[fierce mason]

HE DID WHAT

[opal rock]

No idea what he actually did

[fierce mason]

And you guys are saying my flying is bad

[opal rock]

Me and Lum went down didn’t even make it to the vault and it said he was detected

[wicked sundial]

Must have bumped a guard or messed around

[plucky burrow]

stop spreading lies unc

it's unhealthy

[opal rock]

Then the classic line “remind me what we need to do”

[rancid parcel]

Shame it wasn't caught in a video

If i was there would be a different story

[plucky burrow]

because it's not real

[opal rock]

Wdym not real

The chat is further up if you need me to find it

[rancid parcel]

Everything will be real and Canon if my presence was there

[plucky burrow]

what chat

you just say stuff

[fierce mason]

If it was, then join me because these people are keep saying my flying is shit

[plucky burrow]

smh

[fierce mason]

Despite being the greatest pilot in all of LS

[opal rock]

Of us discussing had getting caught

[plucky burrow]

okay

[opal rock]

You erased it from your memory perhaps

[plucky burrow]

had did get caught yea

but I didn't spend 3 minutes hacking

[opal rock]

Felt like 3min

[plucky burrow]

I hacked 4 combinations and cleared 2 trays

two doors to access one cart

then I came out to collect the outside one

[rancid parcel]

No im retired plus you have enough evidence already

[plucky burrow]

I was slow at hacking yes

but not that slow

[fierce mason]

Retired and enough evidence?

[opal rock]

Alright you don’t need to protest so much

Just a little joke

[fierce mason]

Is it me or did i forget who athena was

[bitter flicker]

Valk

[opal rock]

No idea who Athena is tbh

[fierce mason]

She is what

[bitter flicker]

Changed personality smh

[plucky burrow]

wow unc

[opal rock]

Hello fishy

[plucky burrow]

you kept chewing it for 2 days

now it's just a yoke

[opal rock]

Martol has been dug out for his flying for 6months

You can’t handle 2 days smh

[fierce mason]

True

[plucky burrow]

what do I even say

[fierce mason]

You never see me getting pissed out
If we were being serious
Yes, some of those clips were me fucking around or actually just shit at landing
But i pretend i do for the fun of it

[opal rock]

Apologise

[plucky burrow]

everyone will ping me

[rancid parcel]

@plucky burrow

[plucky burrow]

I made no mistake

[plucky burrow]

what do you want

[fierce mason]

Pulls out a book
For starter, you doing engineering

[rancid parcel]

Attention

[plucky burrow]

you are a non minecraft player

you deserve non

[opal rock]

Does valk even game full stop

Just legend at this point

Mythology

[plucky burrow]

she plays division 2

[fierce mason]

Valk there
She just vibing

[opal rock]

Never seen them playing division

[fierce mason]

Sometimes overwatch 2

[rancid parcel]

I dont like Minecraft

[plucky burrow]

L

[rancid parcel]

Its not free

[bitter flicker]

Do you like terraria

[rancid parcel]

Should've been free

[rancid parcel]

Even worsr

[bitter flicker]

[plucky burrow]

yes gta channel

[rancid parcel]

Youre the one who started it

Your fault entirely

[plucky burrow]

you failed the test

[rancid parcel]

And you r fired.

[opal rock]

Lum is the kind of sibling to hit you then run and tell your parents you did it

[rancid parcel]

Something tells me its pretty true

[plucky burrow]

am I your sibling

[fierce mason]

You can be

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

Perhaps

[rancid parcel]

Youre my bald neighbor

[opal rock]

We’re all gods children are we not

[plucky burrow]

wth

[rancid parcel]

No im an alien

[plucky burrow]

disowned me just like that

[rancid parcel]

????

[opal rock]

Are you the neighbour from hey neighbour

[rancid parcel]

Me?

[opal rock]

Or whatever it’s called

[fierce mason]

hey neighbour?
oh he mean hello neighbour

[opal rock]

Hey hello close enough

My daughter played it once

[fierce mason]

I thought you had a son?

[opal rock]

I have both

[fierce mason]

lucky

[bitter flicker]

1 each , perfect balance

[plucky burrow]

I lost the evidence

[rancid parcel]

you never had any

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

you love the

#gta-online-mk2 message

oh look

[opal rock]

Bro has an outfit named after him

[plucky burrow]

oh god

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

Aiden pearce character

[hollow owl]

Im that famous

[plucky burrow]

are you still in a halloween session

[spice inlet]

Traumatizing weather

[sleek prism]

Hi, are we supposed to rob casino today

[plucky burrow]

if you have the guts

[sleek prism]

casino preps sucks tho

[fierce mason]

Oh yeah we are

[opal rock]

I’ve been getting them done pretty chill, just change session until you get the close locations

Use terrorbyte to lose cops

[spice inlet]

Yes

[sleek prism]

Yeah, not flying to zancudo to get lasers from Clifffords

[spice inlet]

Hit them Duggans hard

[plucky burrow]

use a raiju

[sleek prism]

Good thing, we can hit Duggans doing bounty office and salvage yard too

[opal rock]

The amount of time you save not having to lose the cops is honestly loads

[plucky burrow]

give them democracy

[spice inlet]

I'll take this advice yours now.

[fierce mason]

I always have to fly near the arcade and wait until cop are lost
I hate that you cant use lester lose the cops anymore

[sleek prism]

Raiju is good to lose cops, fly straight up

[spice inlet]

I used my Raiju for destroying duggan shipments, done in 7 minutes. No sweat.

[spice inlet]

So is a Sparrow

[fierce mason]

Not really from experience

[opal rock]

I somehow had 1min 30 left when doing Duggan on mk2 yesterday

They seemed closer together

[spice inlet]

The location varies I guess

[sleek prism]

Also doable with Sparrow, just need to go always the nearest one

[spice inlet]

Yup

[sleek prism]

7M left to finish casino tier 4

[opal rock]

What do you get for it?

[sleek prism]

Grotti Furia

Yung escape car

[opal rock]

Nice

[sleek prism]

Yeah

fuck, cash

[untold dock]

what's that look like, the green stuff eh

[sleek prism]

doing preps for big con gold

[shadow wasp]

I went UP

[bitter flicker]

Why I don't like doing SnS ... Or just casino in general :

[sleek prism]

I dont mind doing the heist but preps..

[tidal yew]

Lmao

[sturdy tapir]

guard: good morning (raises alarm while dead)

[bitter flicker]

I killed the CEO smh
( Host got kicked from the game )

[sturdy tapir]

WHAT

@bitter flicker tuna opinion on combat PDW for silent and sneaky

[bitter flicker]

Waste of %

[sturdy tapir]

Not exactly a waste, the gun is more forgiving than the 5% chumbucket shit we get as guns

and more boolets

The more boolets the weapon has the less chance of enemy raising alarm yes?

[bitter flicker]

You just bonk and go , no shooting is needed

Been 6 months since I kaboom @sleek prism and I never used it again cuz waste of money

Why did I even use orb on you anyway , I forgot lmao

[sleek prism]

some bet

getaway vehicles from airstrip, no thanks

or paleto bay.. can I get a police station mission? 🙏

[untold dock]

el burro heights laser drill

🛌

[sleek prism]

finally, 5 times changed session

[lost lily]

what's wrong with airstrip for getaway

[sleek prism]

chasing them

[lost lily]

just get off your mk2 and request a normal bike. easy

[sleek prism]

I dont own mk2

[lost lily]

if you've hangar at lsia, bikes from mc menu would spawn inside LSIA