gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

and toss them in air

[sturdy tapir]

invited

@west stirrup

[daring bobcat]

can I join?

[sturdy tapir]

join remy

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

nuh uh

[sturdy tapir]

LES DO DIS

[nocturne fossil]

Lettuce dew tis

[sturdy tapir]

Will this cut do @sleek prism @west stirrup

[sleek prism]

yes

les go

[west stirrup]

Absolutely

[sturdy tapir]

We got the silent SMG, combat PDW i think was the name

[nocturne fossil]

i predict that its gonna take a restart

[sturdy tapir]

Oh and i didn't get EMP

[nocturne fossil]

u dont need it remy will carry

basically whip the guard in middle xd

[west stirrup]

Neuhhhh

[sleek prism]

oops

[sturdy tapir]

do i start it from beginning for elite or nah

[sleek prism]

nah

[sturdy tapir]

ok ig not

[sleek prism]

enough mone

[nocturne fossil]

yall restarted ?

[sturdy tapir]

Well unlucky guard placement

[opal rock]

That was quick

[nocturne fossil]

ahem

[opal rock]

What happened you took Martols scenic route

[nocturne fossil]

whats mArTolS scenic route?

[sturdy tapir]

Alsp ban ceylon for being a psychic

[opal rock]

Basically do a lap of the city before heading to casino

From videogeddon

[nocturne fossil]

i swear i didnt check the future

its just prediction

[sturdy tapir]

nuhuh

[nocturne fossil]

my crystal ball is broken

[sturdy tapir]

ceylon

[opal rock]

My long dead nan(god rest her soul) could’ve predicted a Rumi restart

[sleek prism]

fuck it, I wait you guys

[sturdy tapir]

I didn't even cause a restart

[opal rock]

[sturdy tapir]

Legit the guards placement is unlucky

[opal rock]

Sure blame the guard placement

[sleek prism]

I managed to alert guards twice

[sturdy tapir]

See? It's MIKO

[opal rock]

Mikko restart doesn’t have the same ring to it

[nocturne fossil]

duggans dont like him i think

where is cheesecake

am i allowed to ping moderators?

[west stirrup]

You dont need to kill that glass guard

[tame holly]

the one right before the mantrap ?

[nocturne fossil]

dont kill him

[west stirrup]

ye

[tame holly]

yeah u can ignore him, he's blind

[nocturne fossil]

he is useless

[opal rock]

Only if you ping all

[west stirrup]

Mean

[nocturne fossil]

what if i only want to ping oreo

[west stirrup]

they will torment you

[nocturne fossil]

look duggans arent really respectable people anyway

[opal rock]

Last person who pinged them got a 2 week ban

[nocturne fossil]

they killed me so many times

[nocturne fossil]

okay thats why i wanted to clarify

[opal rock]

I’m chatting shit, probably won’t care

[nocturne fossil]

iam not gonna bother them

iam too busy making predictions for rumi's heist

isnt that right rumi?

[sturdy tapir]

I'm never letting you join my heists

[nocturne fossil]

lemme google what psychic means brb

[nocturne fossil]

wow i got a compliment

[nocturne fossil]

unfair

[west stirrup]

NO COPPER

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup i got an idea

[sleek prism]

1 down

[nocturne fossil]

drive around bro

[sturdy tapir]

instead of chopper

[nocturne fossil]

copper will spawn

[sturdy tapir]

we just take the getaways and DIP to the tunnels in paleto

[sleek prism]

drive to buyer

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Alr

[sturdy tapir]

Or whatever we js gotta use tunnel

[nocturne fossil]

hopefully the heist is going well now

yall went quiet

all good?

[sleek prism]

this getaway goes hard

[nocturne fossil]

umm

[sturdy tapir]

I zoomin

[west stirrup]

this is the worst thing ever

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

one person could have gottan the heli

[sturdy tapir]

Well it didn't spawn last time so fuck it

Ball all the way with a car

[nocturne fossil]

drive around the station it spawn

if all players there less chance

because if they staring at roof game tends to not spawn it sometimes

[sturdy tapir]

Not bad heist gg @west stirrup @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

:D

[sturdy tapir]

Remy les do urs

[sleek prism]

well, atleast big mone

[nocturne fossil]

no "lettuce dew urs"

[nocturne fossil]

how much?

[sleek prism]

3,8m
Rumi 1,9m
little helpers 950k each

[west stirrup]

On second

[nocturne fossil]

900k for helping???

[nocturne fossil]

how much cut did u split ?

[sturdy tapir]

50/25/25

[nocturne fossil]

i wanna go home n play gta

[west stirrup]

How long until home

[nocturne fossil]

many hours left xd

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup what is your loot

[hollow owl]

Every road leads to home

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Crew and Lester 1.8????

[nocturne fossil]

i bet rumi has so much pepe emoji collections

[hollow owl]

What crew do u have

[west stirrup]

Avi

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

5= 5=

[hollow owl]

Why did u pick that dumb boi

[west stirrup]

Well he gives the most time

[sturdy tapir]

Wait what guns tho

[west stirrup]

Shein pistol

[sturdy tapir]

Do i invite @opal rock

[west stirrup]

Maybe

[craggy mica]

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Accident but sure lmao

[opal rock]

You don’t need 4 surely?

[west stirrup]

Neh

[craggy mica]

Dam

[sturdy tapir]

Join duck

les 3 man it

[west stirrup]

Well who would you have picked for diamonds

rickie?

[hollow owl]

Not u

[sturdy tapir]

Rickie is a BUM

[west stirrup]

Well..

[sturdy tapir]

[opal rock]

What happen to Mikko

[hollow owl]

I was talking to Silent lmao

[sturdy tapir]

Went offline

[opal rock]

Oh

[hollow owl]

The kids kidnapped him

[west stirrup]

Do you guys want cut

[opal rock]

Maybe tuna kidnapped him

15 is fine for me

[hollow owl]

Im so bad wth

[craggy mica]

[hollow owl]

Forgot the suits smh

[craggy mica]

:)

[craggy mica]

All good

[hollow owl]

1 min on a hack i know lmaoo

GG

Finally a simple casino heist

[craggy mica]

For me it’s easier

🤝

[hollow owl]

2.7 nice

I ty for ur help

2.8 pog

[craggy mica]

[opal rock]

That is the motherlode

[hollow owl]

🐐

[craggy mica]

Firts time
Elite challenge

[opal rock]

We nearly hit the cap

7.482

[west stirrup]

Thanks lads

[sturdy tapir]

1.4m noic

[west stirrup]

Oh my god

[hollow owl]

I spent 1 minute failing a simple hack

Like I knew it so well

[hollow owl]

But nope

Love how you get more than the potential take

[craggy mica]

[craggy mica]

Mine was better

[west stirrup]

No

Rumi always fighting

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup how to spam punch

[craggy mica]

ohhh

[west stirrup]

dunno

[nocturne fossil]

ingame?

[west stirrup]

Hes hitting me irl

[nocturne fossil]

just keep spamming the click button

[sturdy tapir]

Cap

[nocturne fossil]

i hate when my friends do that ingame

i just go passive mode

or job warp xd

[west stirrup]

He ewod

what a tryhard

[craggy mica]

Looks so fucking clean

[untold dock]

i mean

it's inside a garage

of course it looks clean

[nocturne fossil]

i like it

[sturdy tapir]

[craggy mica]

I wish r editor I didn’t buy gta v

Went 9.99 to 19.99$

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

and look cheesecake is back

[shadow wasp]

@opal rock

@plucky burrow wanna play

[opal rock]

I’m prepping sir

[sturdy tapir]

Can join

[nocturne fossil]

that emoji kinda looks like

hide the pain ralph

[sturdy tapir]

Acc think imma hop off

Have a great night you two @opal rock @west stirrup

[west stirrup]

Thank

[craggy mica]

Is double casino heist still available this week as well?

Ima grinder

[opal rock]

It’s until next Thursday

[untold dock]

which one of you is online and knows how to play yunga

[daring bobcat]

im neither

[west stirrup]

I know it a bit

[shadow wasp]

do you need help or should I go eat dinner

[opal rock]

Eat dinner mate I can do these

[shadow wasp]

W

[sleek prism]

How did you know

[hollow owl]

[fossil dagger]

HEYVYRACE

[hollow owl]

Dinner at 9:30pm?

Late dinner

[fossil dagger]

Aintnoway bro

I've had the wrong dns code this whole damn week

and i now just changed

brooo

[nocturne fossil]

its normal to have dinner at that time no?

[fossil dagger]

that's why i always loaded into public sessions and was alone

[shadow wasp]

when do you have dinner

I had lunch at 5

[hollow owl]

4-6

[shadow wasp]

lunch?

[hollow owl]

Barely have that tbh

Normally around midday-2pm

[shadow wasp]

lunch is the main thing here

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

Ive been ready

If you two gentleman want to get involved

[shadow wasp]

let's go

[opal rock]

@plucky burrow you coming or nah

[shadow wasp]

invite to heist so I can join directly

[opal rock]

I did

I have

Is computer saying no

[plucky burrow]

omw

[shadow wasp]

joining

[plucky burrow]

wow you didn't even invite

[opal rock]

I did

[plucky burrow]

hi

[opal rock]

You’re not even in game

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

How much you both want?

Who needs monies?

[plucky burrow]

I will force you to do mine

you can take all the cut

[shadow wasp]

idc

[plucky burrow]

what's your level

[shadow wasp]

70

[plucky burrow]

not nice

[shadow wasp]

Rate my driving guys

[opal rock]

0/10

[shadow wasp]

smh

[hollow owl]

Must be 10/10

[shadow wasp]

mom look I have 2k fps

[hollow owl]

So good, I can't even tell

[untold dock]

insane not capping fps

[plucky burrow]

stop

[untold dock]

coil whine brr

[hollow owl]

Why

No i won't

You stop

[shadow wasp]

why would i cap

[hollow owl]

Senior would never lie

[plucky burrow]

we already have desync issues

[hollow owl]

Lumbago is the type of guy to do Identify Theft daily

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

Bro is on sabotage mode

[shadow wasp]

I forgor how this heist goes

where do I go

hold my hand

[opal rock]

Just walk in and walk out lmao

Didn’t even make it to the vault and you alerted the guards

[plucky burrow]

imagine failing grou sechs

[shadow wasp]

karma

[plucky burrow]

why

he just started blasting 😭

[shadow wasp]

he smelled you

[plucky burrow]

racist

[shadow wasp]

had to stop to cap for mantrap

since when did 30 fps feel so shit

[untold dock]

since you got used to more than 30 fps

[opal rock]

What’s going on

[shadow wasp]

do we want to restart

we should be able to take all right

[opal rock]

Easily yes

[shadow wasp]

lemme do the hacks

i go fast

[opal rock]

My hack weren’t the issue lol

I cleared 3 tables

[shadow wasp]

oh not you

lumbagel

let's go to group dm

[silk shuttle]

hold up

wait a minute

isn't this channel a group dm?

[sleek prism]

Kinda surprised, I did two casino heist today, didnt limit fps and no bugs

[woeful needle]

Pretty much

[craggy mica]

what’s your build

[woeful needle]

They would have fixed it before this Thursday

Chances are that’s why they waited the week

[shadow wasp]

Nothing impressive

[craggy mica]

[sleek prism]

Really good if they really did. Both times I ran fast af without waiting and other tricks

[woeful needle]

[silk shuttle]

i will be deciding whether to be impressed or not

[shadow wasp]

in that case

[sleek prism]

💼 _ _

[woeful needle]

Same tho

[shadow wasp]

i5 13400f
H610ms mobo
16gb ram
rtx 3060
600w psu smth smth msi

[plucky burrow]

you just wanna slide in dms

[woeful needle]

Apparently mkII is dms now

[sturdy tapir]

i hab question how much was the rtx 3060 give or take in value

[shadow wasp]

170

[sturdy tapir]

170? Dayum

[silk shuttle]

says in that case
gives specs for me to look inside
no case

[sleek prism]

🚫 💼 _ _

[shadow wasp]

some random ahh case no one's ever hard of

has 4 rgb fans

[shadow wasp]

is cheap

[opal rock]

That has to be the worst g6 big con I’ve ever been apart of

[shadow wasp]

LMAO

[opal rock]

What a shambles

[shadow wasp]

it's not done yet

you never know what might happen with lumbago driving

see what I mean

[opal rock]

[shadow wasp]

I am lmao rn

[opal rock]

I’m pissing myself

[shadow wasp]

holy money

800k

[opal rock]

Wdym 800

[shadow wasp]

I got 800j

[opal rock]

You got 2.7

[shadow wasp]

oh

I'm blind

[opal rock]

[shadow wasp]

tis some strong ahh whiskey

in the game I mean

[woeful needle]

800k because insurance claim for lumbago driving

[plucky burrow]

[shadow wasp]

Can we get diamonds this week @opal rock

[opal rock]

I have them from gta+

[shadow wasp]

ah

[woeful needle]

It’s gta+ only get 100% diamonds

[shadow wasp]

if I played the game it would be so worth it

[opal rock]

How Lum got me doing preps

[shadow wasp]

gta+ is like $10 or something

[opal rock]

I didn’t sign up for this

[shadow wasp]

lmao

I go play something else

if you need my help I'm here

[woeful needle]

It’s ok he got the ultimate carry

[opal rock]

Help

Bro alerted the guards while we’re in disguise before even seeing the vault

[untold dock]

on what

training wheels sechs?

[woeful needle]

I bet buggstar

[opal rock]

No g6

[untold dock]

i just did buggstar

went about as well as could be expected

14:59 to potato bay

[woeful needle]

Usually goes really well for me actually

[opal rock]

We restarted at least 8 times

[untold dock]

well it went well in the sense that it was first try and elite

[woeful needle]

Yeah do you know the thing about the getaway cars?

[untold dock]

"the thing" isn't very descriptive

[shadow wasp]

it was 2 times smh

[woeful needle]

The getaway vehicles regain wanted level constantly

[lament frigate]

Connection issue with your teammate

[untold dock]

not an issue for me

[shadow wasp]

I didn't know which way up the stairs to go

I went up

[opal rock]

It was more than 2 lol

[shadow wasp]

3

[woeful needle]

The basement is down my guy

[lament frigate]

even if you take heli you'll keep regaining the wanted level

[opal rock]

@plucky burrow this is bugged

[lament frigate]

on your screen you lost them but on their screen they still have it

[woeful needle]

Yeah that’s why you get the game hint “you need to ditch these cars as soon as you can”

[opal rock]

Who uses the getaway cars?

[lament frigate]

most people with a brain

[woeful needle]

A lot of people do, I like the 4x4s

[lament frigate]

I guess

[turbid spire]

depending where they spawn can be useful

[lament frigate]

it's just as fast as heli

[woeful needle]

I will cross from casino to Michael’s house steal a clean car and go to buyer

(Micheal’s house has the super cars)

[opal rock]

Waste of time I just firetruck to heli

Or just steal a car if sns

Half the time they’re parked far away

[woeful needle]

Yeah that’s what I do for sns i take the getaway cars to Michael’s get 2 super cars go to buyer

They usually for me are on the horse track

But I get the good vehicle guy

[lament frigate]

depending on where the getaway cars are located by the time you climb up the police station to get the heli you're already past madrazo's place in the cars

big head start

[opal rock]

Head start on who?

[lament frigate]

head start on the heli

[woeful needle]

The cars

[lament frigate]

using the cars

[west stirrup]

Oh my GOD

[woeful needle]

Looks like a fire sale

[west stirrup]

The.. phone..

[woeful needle]

Oh now I see it

[woeful needle]

The ceo of acid lab

[nova comet]

Has anyone ready for Mansion ?

[untold dock]

nope

[nova comet]

[daring bobcat]

I has ready soon, yes.

[hollow owl]

Where is this

Tell me now

[daring bobcat]

we cant trace its whereabouts

[hollow owl]

Ive heard my nickname alot today

trace

Doing casino preps

[untold dock]

made like 25 million today i think

not bad

[lament frigate]

I don't think i ever had more than 25 million to my name

that was during prime mayo paprika

[lost lily]

double daily, full gold, elite with random

[west stirrup]

Full gold with random

[lost lily]

yea

[woeful needle]

You got the little gold room too?

[lost lily]

that's what it's called daily vault, yea

twice

[woeful needle]

Yeah I could remember exactly I sorta dropped casino like year and a half ago

Mostly because of all the complex nuisances

If you do this set up gotta go this way kill this guys am for this location use this vehicle

[spiral lichen]

the mansion dlc looks so mid 😭 literally just reused assets

ppl act like there’s actually going to be things to do, literally gonna cost 15m just to drink green juice and walk around

[rancid parcel]

They want new update so they'll cope with it

[spiral lichen]

lmao true

they should’ve just made a new heist

but rockstar is such indie company they don’t have enough devs for gtao anymore smh

[west stirrup]

Brave commenter

I fucking wonder why they have so few people working on gtao
Alsoitsafreedlc

[rancid parcel]

Dlc has always been free

[west stirrup]

Mhm

[fast bridge]

It’s just a teaser

and first-rate amenities — including the latest in personal assistance and business service technology.

[wicked sundial]

Actually, for many of the variations (Bugstars, Yung Ancestor, S&S, Aggressive) you don't have to follow the instructions. There are multiple ways in and out. And, for vehicles, only Gruppe Sechs requires taking the van.

[lost lily]

You've to take scripted entry points with big con approaches

[wicked sundial]

I think his complaint was about a bit more than required entry points.

So, the heist offers variations covering many entry points and then multiple routes through the casino in and out. For example, with Bugstars, you don't have to go through Ms. Baker's office. I'm not sure how much more flexibility could be provided. Granted, some of the logic sucks - you kill a guard on the way in, and on the way out another guard has spawned there but hasn't seen the body.

[dense cliff]

FireFighter with loot bag on big con

[tidal yew]

Best n ezzz escape ever done

[dense cliff]

They don't know who you're and where you're like Lester said, but an FireFighter running with loot bags kinda normal to N.O.O.S.E I think

[spiral lichen]

found the kids on rockstar’s payroll smh

[spiral lichen]

what does that even mean 😭 definitely meant to sound cooler than it actually is, it’s just gonna have a master thing for all ur businesses that’s it

[fast bridge]

We’ll find out soon

[dense cliff]

It's removed right? The listing mission

It's not on the map anymore for me

And my friend can't find it also

[fast bridge]

No

[woeful needle]

Ah I mean the physical setting it up itself

[short lotus]

that 15 seconds trailer is kinda meh huh

[rancid parcel]

Good morning
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376897872005693451/1370766029218648104/snapchat.gif?ex=69211c98&is=691fcb18&hm=ab19cf6ac7e8c4b9efc5abbcdc2068ac4513ddeb719a38dadc7ad9e85b061832&

[tidal yew]

Is that @polar copper ?

[polar copper]

I’m not Snapchat

[tidal yew]

I meant by the cat in cup

[hollow glade]

Noice the hoarded diamonds paid off

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[rancid parcel]

No elite

[lost lily]

Who

[sleek prism]

In angled heist results

[sleek prism]

Morning, oh its you Valk

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

Omg

You are like me

[cunning python]

What the hell

Valk rebrand

[tidal yew]

So nitro expired ig same like tuna

[nocturne fossil]

valk isnt even in this chat?

[sleek prism]

was

[flint flower]

She died

Rest In cayo perico Panther

[lost lily]

Valk without pink name and fancy profile looks odd

[sleek prism]

Is it like shower without water

[flint flower]

So like, cats grooming themselves?

[sleek prism]

The hell? What happened to Muscles?

[plucky burrow]

It's moosclez

@vocal geode

Let's do a casino

Us 3

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason you comin on today?!

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

Supp!?

[sturdy tapir]

Woke up

[tidal yew]

Good morning?

[sturdy tapir]

[tidal yew]

What you've been doin!

[sturdy tapir]

Hmm thinking about game

[sleek prism]

killing duggans

[tidal yew]

Ahh weakening the security i see

[tidal yew]

Which one?!

Doki doki literature?

[sturdy tapir]

Lemme gently open the door

[tidal yew]

Yeh i saw that name once on recently played on bebecat's profile

That's how I knew that the game exists

[plucky burrow]

Mr lazy

You owe me a casino

[tidal yew]

N why is that?!

[plucky burrow]

Because you are to be named an

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Don't be mad

[tidal yew]

An........?

[sleek prism]

MasterMad

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

Mikko come over to my garage

I wanna show you something

[sleek prism]

to do what

[tidal yew]

[sleek prism]

I'm doing salvage yard robbery

[plucky burrow]

Ok

Your loss

[sleek prism]

Ok

[rancid parcel]

He bought a car

Its pretty real

It has all 4 wheels and an engine

[sleek prism]

ez

[rancid parcel]

Best part is that it has a door

[opal rock]

Pretty standard feature for cars

[rancid parcel]

I forgot to mention it has Lights too

[opal rock]

I’ve only ever seen one car with no doors

Tbf it’s the kind of thing I can picture Lum driving

[rancid parcel]

Ill get all wet if it rains in this car

And are those literal gaming seats?

[opal rock]

Ok only conventional car I’ve seen with no doors

[tidal yew]

What about auto rickshaw?!

[opal rock]

Rickshaws aren’t cars

[west stirrup]

The blinding light from the windscreen and his bald head

[sleek prism]

5 weeks.. 15 cars..

[burnt maple]

Ducky

[opal rock]

[sleek prism]

british peepo

[forest jackal]

perfect

[burnt maple]

I think you hit something

[forest jackal]

it was canculated

[tame holly]

reverse stunt jump

[hearty harbor]

This game is now forcing me to buy $100 worth of Shark Cards unless you lfg Cayo with smart people.

I'm talking about the new DLC

[green fractal]

Forcing?

[golden sundial]

They got a gun to his head

[hearty harbor]

This is because of how expensive the mansion is

[lost lily]

I'd rather buy 🍺 for 100$ and grind casino this week

[covert atlas]

Shark cards should be a part of your monthly budget just like rent

[hollow glade]

Epic solo heist. Kyle purrico who

[tame holly]

is that 85% no daily vault ?

[hollow glade]

It was either one daily or none. Was buggy

Still 2m evenly split. Pretty crazy even with art

[opal rock]

It’s so stupid how the remaining money just disappears

Should just revert to host

[hollow glade]

They coulda given that to me smh

[opal rock]

We had same thing yesterday 1.5mil just gone

[sturdy tapir]

Aces share went to Rockstar HQ

To help fund mansion dlc

[hollow glade]

I guess if that happens often enough it’s better to trade 85 15 if u can so less money loss

[golden sundial]

I hope the mansion doesn't cost more than 250m

Otherwise I can't afford it

[tame holly]

I hope its not more than 20M

[lost lily]

i only have 80k

[burnt maple]

they said no

[hollow owl]

Is the primary target locked once you pay the setup fee in casino

Like even if I move so I barely see the target but it doesn't do the dialogue

And then close the game, will it still be the same or?

[opal rock]

I believe so, some have claimed otherwise but not seen it personally

[west stirrup]

Wait a minuuute

[lost lily]

yea it's locked. you've to cancel the heist and pay the fees again to reroll

[hollow owl]

Gold

[fierce mason]

I was outside when you made that comment and i took a nap

but yes in an hour

After i get drink my cup of cappuncio

[fast bridge]

It’ll be priced around Shark card prices

[fierce mason]

so a billion dollars?

[silk shuttle]

good thing i can afford a dozen

[fast bridge]

The most expensive shark card is $10M

[fierce mason]

Give me money

[silk shuttle]

!rule 10

[golden ravine]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

[fast bridge]

11.5M with GTA+
There’s bonuses on shark cards rn where it’s 40% more so that’s 14M (Regular) 16M+ with GTA+.

I don’t think it’ll be more than 20M but it could be more than 12M with upgrades which is the most expensive property in game (Maze Bank Tower)

[fierce mason]

So you saying i need to get more money?

[fast bridge]

How much u got?

[silk shuttle]

i dunno man how can y'all struggle with money for this when casino is on double

[fast bridge]

And we just had lots of business bonuses this year too

[fierce mason]

I got like 20k in my other character

[silk shuttle]

literally just prep one in the day, do it with fren in the evening

[fierce mason]

and 12 million on my main

[silk shuttle]

do that a couple times boom u got enough

[fast bridge]

I prepped Wednesday when I heard casino will be double

October alone, I made 100M+ from businesses

[silk shuttle]

i prepped on both of my characters, gonna complete later today with, idk, @untold dock probably

ngl wanted to complete like 3 hours ago but he or smth

[fast bridge]

Last week was Free Lombank West Office
This week is Free Casino Penthouses
Next week Free Facility?

[silk shuttle]

rockturd so based for making people get lombank

best office

[untold dock]

ion can be on computer 24/6

[fast bridge]

My favorite is maze bank tower since it’s in the middle of the city

[silk shuttle]

hold on let me post an expectable roast

[fierce mason]

Would you like a side with that?

[silk shuttle]

My favorite is maze bank tower

[silk shuttle]

i thought it was the local yokel who said that

and then trevski said "stfu and drive"

[fierce mason]

I persoanlly like the tower because i like to own the largest tower
Insert a billion buzz lightbear meme

[hollow owl]

Wtf, my Gruppe Sechs van spawned at another arcade location

Lmaoo

[tame holly]

arcadius ftw

[plucky burrow]

Average console experience

[tame holly]

oh yeah this bug, got it like once in all of my casino runs, its very rare

i think its from something like trash connection or smth like that (idk)

[fast bridge]

There goes the elite challenge

[sleek prism]

Arcadius 🤝

[tame holly]

not necessarliy, gruppe sechs is lenient on the timing, got a few 11-12 mins runs

[hollow owl]

Ofc outfits bugged

[tame holly]

yeah hate when that happens

[hollow owl]

Didn't lose a single dollar

[broken musk]

Such an “original” photo

Totally haven’t seen it 100,000,000 times before

[hollow owl]

Nope

Got it

14:03

3.3 mil pog

Uh and I spawned where the casino model is but above ground

Nesr NOOSE

Buggy game lmaoo

I can see the gruppe sechs delivery layout

[night swallow]

weird spawn

[tame holly]

can't wait for that jank to reappear in 6

[broken musk]

How to piss off the LSPD tutorial:

The ultimate weapon

[fast bridge]

pog? Huh?

[broken musk]

Except I’m pretty sure he tryna shoot me finger off

[hollow owl]

Bro, the same dude I just did my casino with is giving me 85% gold on hard mode

He def knows casino tho

[plucky burrow]

Poggers

[tidal yew]

Come to my garage

[plucky burrow]

No

I hate it there

😟

[tidal yew]

I got candy

[hollow owl]

Oh yeah this dude knows casino

Hes doing the daily vault glitch

[west stirrup]

6 daily vaults in

[hollow owl]

Bro what is this drill one

How tf do u do it

[tame holly]

which one big con ?

[hollow owl]

Waste disposal

[tame holly]

if its the big con drilling, its same as fleeca

[hollow owl]

The one with maintenance

[tame holly]

doesn't matter, its the same for any big con approach

[hollow owl]

Dumb

[west stirrup]

Big con drilling is awful i never do it well

[tidal yew]

Skill issue

[hollow owl]

Misses a table and a half smh

[tidal yew]

Thats the easiest thing

Then knocking the updated guard on cayo

[hollow owl]

Bro told me after we finished that 1 hacker only

But iys fine

5.1 mill stolen

[west stirrup]

You don’t ever shut up do you

[tidal yew]

Never let them know your weakness

Remy rat

[west stirrup]

Read the room

[fast bridge]

Huh?

[tidal yew]

@plucky burrow

[hollow owl]

3.2 pog

Oh he used Avi

[tidal yew]

How much of a gap in sec in between Paige n avi?

[hollow owl]

5

[dense cliff]

Is it good 3,6m for artwork

[plucky burrow]

Are you really that old

[hollow owl]

85%? Yeah

[dense cliff]

Yeah 85%

[tidal yew]

5s?!!?!?

[hollow owl]

I got 3.2 and missed 1 and a half tables

Of gold

[dense cliff]

5s different bit cut more

[tidal yew]

How many players?

[hollow owl]

2

[tidal yew]

Ohh still got good enough

[hollow owl]

Only need 2

Lock boxes suck

5k per box

And some r empty

[tidal yew]

Emptyyyyy

I never actually go for them

[daring bobcat]

hello friends!

[tidal yew]

The vault cash is good

Sometimes

[hollow owl]

Yeah, i get it 2 times if I do SNS

[tame holly]

i don't even remember the last time i did those optional drill setups

[tidal yew]

Same

[tame holly]

its like 4 years ago or some shit like that

[tidal yew]

I joined random players where they told me to drill it

[lost lily]

i dont remember the last time i did any optional prep

[tame holly]

the level 2 keycard :

[lost lily]

-70k

[tame holly]

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[fast bridge]

No. I just don’t listen to stupid slang terms

[plucky burrow]

Poggers is a very old slang term

Like

2016 thing

Hell might be even older

[gray parcel]

that was like first gen twitch

[plucky burrow]

Even you don't know what it means you're at least 40

[gray parcel]

back when it wasn't just softcore porn

[plucky burrow]

[hollow owl]

Pog is like prime 2020 Dream SMP

I just say it if I cba to do

[opal rock]

I doubt anyone here is old enough to know what actual pogs are

Actually I think trace has said before your dad had some

[silk shuttle]

my mfw when ppl start drilling

[hollow owl]

Wah

[gray parcel]

i had pogs in like grade three

[silk shuttle]

is this a madcatz fight stick reference?

[tame holly]

oh cmon oreo

[daring bobcat]

pogs

[hollow owl]

Never played pogs

[opal rock]

I ahve no idea what you just said

They were little round cardboard discs that you would bet with against others to try and win them.

[silk shuttle]

https://youtu.be/FkBDZ8Davvg?si=iVKNyfqrmbtQu8PN

[opal rock]

You would stack them upside down and have to flip them over with your “slammer”

[opal rock]

Yes this

[silk shuttle]

yes listen to them towards the end

another several-layers-deep reference flew under the bus radar with this one

[opal rock]

Is that this guy

[silk shuttle]

yes

[plucky burrow]

Pogchamp

[opal rock]

Nice to put a name to a face

Kind of

[plucky burrow]

Can I be your pogchamp

[opal rock]

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

You can’t even escape from the casino undetected

[plucky burrow]

I can escape from tarkov

And duckov

[opal rock]

Beat me to it goddamnit

[plucky burrow]

I leave no room for creativity

[silk shuttle]

that creativity you're talking about, is it in the room with us right now?

[plucky burrow]

It's under there

[lost lily]

cleared everything with random

[sturdy tapir]

@silk shuttle it's Christmas time

[hollow owl]

Okay cash 5 times in a row

Like what

[fast bridge]

Do u do the trick where it switches?

[hollow owl]

Yes

Ive now spent 175k on setting it up

[sleek prism]

7 times? Crazy

[hollow owl]

Isnt it like a 37% chance or smth

[silk shuttle]

no

[sturdy tapir]

yis

[silk shuttle]

January 7th is a long time away still

[sturdy tapir]

oreo it a Christmas

parti

[hollow owl]

Cash again....

[opal rock]

The universe is speaking to you

[hollow owl]

FINALLY

GOLD

BEAUTIFUL GOLD

[tidal yew]

Give me all ur gold

[lost lily]

bro is levitating

[static smelt]

Our GTA character at the end of Mansions DLC

[daring bobcat]

thats the plan

[static smelt]

Then roll credits

[untold dock]

who's casino raiding

[daring bobcat]

not me

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Is he gojo ?!

[lament frigate]

Don't count out one final filler dlc after this one

[hollow owl]

Another one poof

Done

3.3

500k for 15% is nuts

[opal rock]

Only 500

[sleek prism]

8th time?

[opal rock]

Diamonds is 800+

[untold dock]

mikko get on

we have a casino to burn

[sleek prism]

I cant

[hollow owl]

No i got gold

[sleek prism]

When? You said you burned 175k to setups = 7 times

[hollow owl]

Yeah, on my 8th try, I got gold

[sleek prism]

Yea

Nice

[opal rock]

You left gold behind, get back in there

[hollow owl]

Bro, the dude took long to hack

He missed 2

[sleek prism]

Maybe in 3h

[hollow owl]

But 3.3 mill is good so

Cant be mad

[untold dock]

that's too many

[lament frigate]

Issue of skill I fear

[opal rock]

Don’t even talk to me about took to long, @plucky burrow took the whole 3min to hack one door

[lament frigate]

I was able to do all the hacks myself for my friend in a gold heist before

but unfortunately I used 10% hacker just to be very sure

[opal rock]

I would’ve done them all if I knew the level of incompetence I was working with

[hollow owl]

I never use Avi

Cuz i dont have him but even if i did, I wouldnt

5 extra seconds is nth

[opal rock]

I figured he must know how to play the game seen as he’s been here for so long

[untold dock]

wow i've been lucky with these casinos

i haven't gotten cash once in the last 10 times

[opal rock]

Turns out he doesn’t gta

[sleek prism]

Damn, lucky

[opal rock]

He just yaps

[tame holly]

only scoped out 2 casinos so far (college getting in the way) but got gold and artwork

i'm not complaining

tbf i can def see myself finishing t4 for casino heist this week

only 13M left hmm, yeah i will have to srs tryhard casino

[lament frigate]

I think my casino heist career progress must've reset when I transferred my character

no way my lifetime casino heist earnings is only 35mil

[tame holly]

yeah the earnings are from when ur character got access to career progress

[lament frigate]

thought so

other objectives were already completed when I transferred

[tame holly]

yeah some of them are, others don't

for example i know cmm for og heists is completed automatically if u've already done it since its linked to an award

[hollow owl]

Where tf is the Normal Time Trial

[tame holly]

el burro heights

[hollow owl]

Nvm

Yeah I just saw it

[tame holly]

its to the observatory

[lost lily]

full diamonds 2p

[hollow owl]

Worth it for me

[tame holly]

what did i just read that got instantly deleted

[lament frigate]

Legit?

[lost lily]

yea

[lament frigate]

damn

nice

[hollow owl]

4.7

[tame holly]

how much is 8/8 artwork with no daily vault ?

if i get 85%

[hollow owl]

Around 3.5 iirc

Or less

I get like 3.3 average with gold 85

[tame holly]

damn, way better than my gold run from yesterday

that was 2.8

(no elite)

[lament frigate]

3.6 with elite

[hollow owl]

More than gold

Basically is just rng with value

[lament frigate]

I got 1.75mil before the 2x

1.85 with elite

[tame holly]

yeah if i get a good random i'll be set for mansions

[hollow owl]

Probably jinxed it but ive been getting good randoms

[lament frigate]

did you get 8/8 gold?

[tame holly]

although... I'll probably pick chester as a driver cuz i want all trade prices... still need the outlaw and the everon

[hollow owl]

All have accepted either 15-30%

[hollow owl]

In some yeah

2 times today I missed 1 table

And got 3.2 and 3.3

Both elite

[lament frigate]

should be the same as artwork

if not ever so slightly more

[hollow owl]

Okay thats a weird bug ive found

Dont cancel the casino heist as ur leaving the casino while scoping

As u have to pay to access the board and the target u scoped out will be on the board

Meaning u have to cancel the heist again and pay 25k again

[lost lily]

that's not how it works

[hollow owl]

Ik

But thats what happened

[plucky burrow]

Stop lying unc

I carried

[green fractal]

3 mins?

[knotty briar]

I thought people knew about that?

It’s how you re roll the target loot

[teal gale]

yea

[knotty briar]

It’s how you turn piles of cash into bricks of gold with ✨magic✨

[plucky burrow]

I will not entertain these rumours

[hollow owl]

No as in i had to pay 50k on the board just to reset the heist

[green fractal]

I remember it was patched? Or R* tried to.

[plucky burrow]

Omg new pfp incoming

[nocturne fossil]

sooo.......

whats cooking?

[sturdy tapir]

french fries

[nocturne fossil]

i got french fries status yesterday after completing casino with randos xd

[daring hedge]

[plucky burrow]

Bro mogged me

[untold dock]

sorry i did not mean to invite all friends

[west stirrup]

I like money

Oh

[golden sundial]

It's the click of doom for someone with 250 friends

[untold dock]

especially when it 2x casino

like 5 people immediately tried to join

[nocturne fossil]

i have a similar amount and when i press inv its chaos

i pretty much just crash my game with task manager

[golden sundial]

Yeah I think imma run this heist with a million randoms

[nocturne fossil]

it feels rude to kick them

[golden sundial]

We will end poverty with this one

[golden sundial]

Lol

[plucky burrow]

You're finally awake

[untold dock]

i'm rude

[nocturne fossil]

woah

[golden sundial]

Btw what's the new cap on casino? Since 2x sure as hell goes above the limit

[golden sundial]

[nocturne fossil]

iam nice person i kick myself instead of kicking others

[untold dock]

cap is 7.59

[golden sundial]

How nice of them

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

so is it worth doing blg inside vault

[lost lily]

nah

[nocturne fossil]

i did it but my friend lagged out so i just gave up

[golden sundial]

Ok what about the mantrap glitch? With a weekly update of this magnitude, surely they fixed it. Right?

Right???

[untold dock]

nope

[golden sundial]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[untold dock]

just got 6.07m on gold 2p

not bad

wow 2 secs off elite

but it was potato bay and unupgraded cars

[plucky burrow]

Nice

[static smelt]

100% to keep us busy but it will just be unused cars that will be drip feed and adversary modes also unlocking exclusive clothes.
3x money on heists even or something

Nothing major

[lament frigate]

They'll probably release some gta6 cars

[craggy mica]

Im doing something man

[hollow owl]

Wat

Ohhh

It auto inv j

Idk why

[craggy mica]

ohh