gta-online-mk2

[tidal yew]

So wr got diamond week again!?

[tame holly]

if u have gta +

[tidal yew]

Thursday update

[tame holly]

if u don't its just x2 casino heist which is still insane

[tidal yew]

Yehhhh

[burnt maple]

you still fixing your tire?

[opal rock]

Yes annoyingly

Give me a 10am appointment then tell me it can take upto an hour

[burnt maple]

can't they give you a loan car?

[opal rock]

For changing tyres

No obv not

[burnt maple]

its bean more than 1 hour

[opal rock]

Nah I dropped it off 30min ago

Before I was sat waiting until 10

[burnt maple]

los santos custom would have taken 1 second

[opal rock]

Fr

[burnt maple]

and charge you 15 $ or less

[opal rock]

Why you asking anyway, you want diamonds?

Where you been hiding?

[burnt maple]

na as you know i started fresh i have no weapons nothing just wanted to join your lobby to kill people

[opal rock]

So you don’t want money?

[burnt maple]

Had something that need to be taken care of\

[opal rock]

Juicy 4mil will be a start

[burnt maple]

not really i have 900k i need 1 mil to buy agency

[neon acorn]

FREE OFFICE FREE PENTHOUSE BABY

WE MAKING BANK BABY

[burnt maple]

900k left the game force you to spend 3 mil

[neon acorn]

Rockstar has never been so generous before

[opal rock]

Imagine needing a free penthouse

[neon acorn]

I wait for sales

I’m like a steam user

I will never buy for full price

[burnt maple]

[neon acorn]

:CatVibe:

[opal rock]

I can give you 4mil for 1 casino

[neon acorn]

bank

[opal rock]

85% diamond x2

[neon acorn]

Can I do diamonds with you guys?

[opal rock]

[burnt maple]

that would be grape even dho i only need 1 mil

[neon acorn]

I’ll take 15%

I just need it for the challenge

[opal rock]

If you’re gonna be on when I get home sure

[neon acorn]

Any idea when that would be?

And are you pc or xbox

[opal rock]

Hour probably

Pc

[tidal yew]

Me too

Im good with 5%

[burnt maple]

you guys know we have #pc-e｜casino-lfg

[opal rock]

That’s for the begs

Not the bros

[burnt maple]

so got banned for more than 1 month pc got shat on. had to buy a new case new cpucooler and a gpu because why not

[silk shuttle]

the ones who stank the most about it were ps5/xs players

[tame holly]

? never had the mantrap issue

[silk shuttle]

pc players just enable the framerate cap with rtss

[opal rock]

Damn

Banned from here?

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Money I sent
What is today so good that makes you launch gta

[burnt maple]

no i am not that stupid banned from gta 5 by battle eye the exact same day i was hosting racing/shooting/car event here

[tidal yew]

Thursday

My buddies were on

[burnt maple]

the event started with crew members only i opened gta to find out i got banned @ shark took over and hosted the playlist

[silk shuttle]

all praise shark

[fierce mason]

Yeah what's so special today
Is it like diamonds or something

[fierce mason]

Shall we do a sacrifice?

[silk shuttle]

it's not like diamonds are special anyway

[tidal yew]

Yeh diamonds week they say

Casino

[fierce mason]

Alright now I'm hopping in

[opal rock]

It’s not diamonds week

It’s 2x casino week

Diamonds are for gta+ for the month

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

FUCK!!!

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

So for the main quest or something

[tame holly]

every finale

[opal rock]

No the heist, work and jobs

All 2x

[fierce mason]

So 2x money for heists?
Shit that's good

[opal rock]

Very good

[tame holly]

casino heist only, not cayo. Still the best week of the year

also free penthouse

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

I forgot I still have diamonds from the last diamond event so I literally get 2x diamonds

[burnt maple]

you could find someone with gta +

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Do you have one?

[burnt maple]

not write now

[opal rock]

If only there was a really handsome fellow here who also happened to have gta+

[fierce mason]

Does tuna still play?

[tidal yew]

Nah I dont spend money in this game

[fierce mason]

I'm kidding
I know it's duck

[opal rock]

Not really

[fierce mason]

Well no matter
When is the event live?

[untold dock]

casino double is already active if that's what you're asking

[tidal yew]

Its goin on i guess

[tame holly]

it starts in minus 47 minutes

[burnt maple]

you have it

[opal rock]

Technically yes

[fierce mason]

Okay give me 25 min
5 min to go home, 2 min to plug my laptop, 1 min to load, and the rest to finish the preps

[opal rock]

I cancelled it

But still active

[burnt maple]

perfect

you could do casino replay glitch

[opal rock]

True but where’s the fun in that

I don’t need money that desperately

[fierce mason]

I am broke
I'm a need in money

I only have 30k to my name XD

[fossil dagger]

Imma have to learn how to do that

[burnt maple]

the side effect host does not get any money

[hollow owl]

Crazy how people can be
https://youtu.be/P88Y8lLXWMQ?si=GZMuECz06FZt4fkq

[burnt maple]

was he caught?

[fossil dagger]

Ik I'm planning on getting gta+ and getting diamonds and then doing it b2b

[burnt maple]

you should look up dr dre replay

[tame holly]

is it just me or does he kinda look like that robber dude that got killed like a decade ago ?

heh must be me

[fossil dagger]

I do cayo b2b whenever i feel like it around 2.5m each 8 mins often do it with the same person

I tried dr dre replay but couldn't get it to work on console

[west stirrup]

I still haven’t bothered with my 150m goal for the update

[hollow owl]

I have 14 mill rn

[fossil dagger]

My goal is 400m before the update

[hollow owl]

I just hope there is some good dripfeed vehicles

[opal rock]

They do

Well not on console

[west stirrup]

That so?

[fossil dagger]

Pc or Xbox?

[tame holly]

I'm at 15M rn, will prob spend smth like 3.5M on cars this week but the casinos will def make my money go up

[opal rock]

Pc

[fossil dagger]

Alright

[opal rock]

I retired my Xbox

[dense cliff]

1b a week is it possible?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[fossil dagger]

Remove the role then

[opal rock]

Why?

I still have an Xbox

[fossil dagger]

oh

[burnt maple]

I have sheet reaction time

[fossil dagger]

I mean i need 40m more

Can't be that hard

[opal rock]

Reaction time why? Use AHK

[dense cliff]

Need to do 333 Casino for 1b

[west stirrup]

Let’s work on that

[fossil dagger]

I've never had 400m legitimately

cool

[tame holly]

#gta-media message
Yup for money on diamonds

[opal rock]

3 people is a waste

[west stirrup]

If you pull off the anime skip

Animation

[hollow glade]

It’s a waste getting all the diamonds? interesting

[opal rock]

Yes as 7/8 with 2 is better than 8/8 with 3

Just simple maths really

[hollow glade]

Well in terms of pay for the 2 duo is better sure. But trio leaves no diamonds to waste tho, and if u have multiple friends who are broke and need money

[west stirrup]

I’m kinda considering canceling gta+ cause it’ll be boring just getting diamonds

Resigning gta+ after this event week

[hollow glade]

That’s what I was kinda gonna do after a diamond heist I saved. At least try the different loots

[opal rock]

Diamonds to waste

[hollow glade]

[opal rock]

Diamonds are forever(until month ends)

[west stirrup]

Unless

[opal rock]

You know gta+ doesn’t end as soon as you cancel

It goes on your billing period

[west stirrup]

What if i’m broke

They can’t make me pay

[opal rock]

No I’m not saying they will lol

You just said you want to cancel after this week

[west stirrup]

Oh right

[opal rock]

But if you paid last week you would still have for 3 weeks

[silk shuttle]

good shit

[opal rock]

Where’s the rest?

[untold dock]

lazy casio heist

[hollow glade]

Stealing diamonds like an idiot on 2x

[opal rock]

2mil for art is juice

[silk shuttle]

nah

[hollow glade]

Idot

[silk shuttle]

dream team or smth
although cora changed the style a bit

[hollow glade]

Nice close levels btw lul

[west stirrup]

I thought your crew tag said feet tbh

[burnt maple]

i'll check it out

[untold dock]

he's boxing in the gym with his pr guy

[silk shuttle]

get your mind out of the gutter

[hollow glade]

Oreo try playing the cazino heist at 2 fps

[silk shuttle]

i dont wanna downgrade to xbox one

[hollow glade]

Unfortnite

[west stirrup]

If you change that disgusting crew tag

[dense cliff]

They should've give us double spin

[west stirrup]

Thats gta+

[sleek prism]

What

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

What

[fierce mason]

What's up mikko

[sturdy tapir]

your business is under attack

[sleek prism]

Ceiling

[fierce mason]

SMASH CELING
Problem solved

[dense cliff]

Non GTA+

Well GTA+ will get 4 spin

[west stirrup]

You get gta*

[fierce mason]

Anyways let's get preps over with

[dense cliff]

[burnt maple]

are you france?

[dense cliff]

Nuh uh

[west stirrup]

Dutch?

Sorry, Hollandish

[plucky burrow]

Hi

[tidal yew]

@fierce mason u coming?!

I gotta go in an hr

[tidal yew]

Oi

[dense cliff]

Original Heist Week when

[tidal yew]

Still going around killing guards with bullup r u?

[sleek prism]

Never.
Regards, Rockstar

[dense cliff]

[west stirrup]

Ha ha

[burnt maple]

you are manufactured in Oman

[tidal yew]

Doin any cayo resent?!

[plucky burrow]

I will steal your ankles

[opal rock]

We’re back bitches

[burnt maple]

Tv? YESSSSSS

[dense cliff]

That's an huge one

[sleek prism]

Thats something she didnt say

[burnt maple]

Game crashed great

[opal rock]

Damn do I cancel gold for diamonds

[dense cliff]

[dense cliff]

[burnt maple]

My sheet is taking tooo long to load

[opal rock]

Might as well I’ve done no preps

[burnt maple]

Did you accept my request

[opal rock]

What request?

[burnt maple]

Friend request

[fierce mason]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[burnt maple]

[fierce mason]

I am online

[opal rock]

I deleted

[burnt maple]

Don’t join me

Invite me

[opal rock]

Momma said say no to strangers

[fierce mason]

Bad friend duck

Xd

[burnt maple]

I have a van full of candy

[opal rock]

Ooh candy

[fierce mason]

Ew
Sweets are shit

@tidal yew
U there(

[burnt maple]

200 + in a pubic lobby

[untold dock]

fake frames

[tidal yew]

Yeh supp

[fierce mason]

Join session

[fossil dagger]

What would the payout be?

[opal rock]

Less for sure

So I cancelled

[fossil dagger]

Didn't it say on the the board

[opal rock]

Nah

Maybe I didn’t look

[tidal yew]

Helping a frnd rn

[tidal yew]

He wanted to do a casino heist

[burnt maple]

invitee meee

[opal rock]

I did

[tidal yew]

@west stirrup help martol with casino heist

[fierce mason]

All preps done but I want you

[fierce mason]

May I tag along
Larzy taking a while so got nothing to do

[fierce mason]

Wait ill add you both

[opal rock]

I’ve sent again

[fierce mason]

I got ducks so having a neutral party will help

[burnt maple]

I got it and aim assist is on yay

[craggy mica]

Specs?

[burnt maple]

Ryzen 5080 RTX 7 9800X3D

[untold dock]

where to get ryzen 5080

[burnt maple]

Local book store

[craggy mica]

Damn 5080 RTX

[fierce mason]

Wtf is this
@tidal yew
What is this

[sturdy tapir]

LES GO GAMBLING

‼️

[fierce mason]

I CAN GAMBLE???

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

We in BOIII

[sturdy tapir]

les 3 CARD POKER?

i invite

[fierce mason]

Oh my goodness
UAE ALL9W ME TO GAMBLE

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

I bought the penthouse on my other character

Bought everything for the penthouse too

[burnt maple]

@plucky burrow found a neighbor

[fierce mason]

He knows

[plucky burrow]

You are a

[sturdy tapir]

s c a m m e r

[burnt maple]

BLACK jackkk

[fierce mason]

@sturdy tapir
Let's gamble!

[sturdy tapir]

What's ur social club

@fierce mason

[plucky burrow]

Let's play heist

[opal rock]

I see Martol for first time in months, 2 secs later, Martol died

[burnt maple]

Waiting for sendthatlot to start

[sturdy tapir]

@fierce mason

[plucky burrow]

Without mw

[sturdy tapir]

[plucky burrow]

[burnt maple]

Bro i can gamble all my lifetime money

[fierce mason]

I am still trying to get used to this shit bike

[plucky burrow]

I will gamble your lifetime money aswell

[fierce mason]

MartoI71
Make sure the l is actually the capital i

[burnt maple]

Join Martol71

[sturdy tapir]

@fierce mason added

[plucky burrow]

Need to download first

[sturdy tapir]

accept

[burnt maple]

FUCK I LOST 50k

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

accept

[sturdy tapir]

Joining

[tame holly]

I just beat a lscm jester rr with a warrener hkr in a street race

[burnt maple]

I won 50 k lost 50 k

[fierce mason]

I'm joining

[burnt maple]

Bro i clicked on double down he gave me 1 more card i lost

[sturdy tapir]

@burnt maple i invited to my penthouse

Same with you martol

[burnt maple]

I have no idea how to play 3 card poker

But fuck it why not

[sturdy tapir]

LES BALL

Kato want join

[opal patrol]

2- This channel is not to be used as a replacement for in-game chat, for game chatter with your teammate(s) please use DMs or VC Text.

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

But still want join

[fierce mason]

Rumi
Add ace as friend and make a group chat

[sleek prism]

That rule has been broken so many times after posting it

[opal rock]

And not even on this occasion

[opal patrol]

doesn't invalidate it

[opal rock]

I invited you to penthouse is hardly in game chatter

[sleek prism]

Why to set rules if there is no one to monitor it?

[opal patrol]

that's a peculiar argument to the rule being enforced

[sleek prism]

Anyway, nice to see you spinny

[opal patrol]

likewise

[sturdy tapir]

So you not join?

[opal patrol]

i'm at work

[sturdy tapir]

[eternal saffron]

Ugh

Casino

I’m gonna have to do a bunch of setup

I’m only doing this if I feel like it atp because it’s not like I need the money anyway

[echo crescent]

Open Wheel is back? Guess I gotta get on the game...

[untold dock]

wow the worst races are back

[stoic sage]

[fossil dagger]

Shi dead with the b2b 😂

[untold dock]

juicing

[fossil dagger]

pavel would never take that much

[sleek prism]

McTonying

[untold dock]

stop

[sleek prism]

I wish I could

[fast bridge]

I wonder what the diamonds would look like

[untold dock]

-8€

[fast bridge]

He only takes 2% and Lester takes 5%

[fast bridge]

Nah

[fossil dagger]

Is gold or paintings better

for casino

[knotty briar]

Gold value wise

[fossil dagger]

Ok

I can't be bothered spending 8€ for diamonds

[knotty briar]

Someone else posted this SS

[daring bobcat]

7million!

[knotty briar]

But almost 4 million is insane

[fast bridge]

Is that 85%?

[knotty briar]

Can’t wait for people to not save for this DLC, complain about prices when they never bothered to play the game

[fast bridge]

70 I mean

[knotty briar]

Either its 70 or 60 for main host

[fossil dagger]

Lmao just do it 10 times b2b you got enough money for mansions

[knotty briar]

Probably 70

Like if you can’t do one single casino heist over the course of this week. You can’t complain about the prices next update

[fossil dagger]

I have to learn the hack and I'll grind it

[broken musk]

I have a guide

[fossil dagger]

hopefully cayo 2x next week 🙏

[knotty briar]

It’s more just people in general but the hacks are really easy

[broken musk]

I’ll send it to you, I found it on the internet

[knotty briar]

The only real thing that slows you down in the hacks is the completion screens for them

[fossil dagger]

🛜

[fossil dagger]

I'll probably be washed though

[fast bridge]

There’s a cap

[fossil dagger]

Haven't done one since it came out

[fast bridge]

Unless they increase the cap

[fossil dagger]

i mean they increased the cap for casino

Didn't they

[knotty briar]

Honestly the gta+ membership this month is worth its price

[fast bridge]

Yeah

[fast bridge]

3.8M every heist

[fossil dagger]

Yeah so they could do it with cayo then too

It isn't impossible they would

[knotty briar]

Literally payed off itself it just a few days

[fossil dagger]

Or doomsday

I wonder how much you can get with gold though

3.8m with diamonds

[knotty briar]

I think lower 3s possibly?

Or closer to high 2s

[fast bridge]

I hope act 3 is double next week. It’s 3.8M 85%

[broken musk]

Tryna find it

For fingerprint

[opal rock]

It feels good to be back, couple of casinos under the belt

[craggy mica]

Thanks diamonds

[west stirrup]

We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

How do we feel about there (supposedly) only being 3 mansions in the DLC

[daring bobcat]

maybe its 3 at first, them more alter

like drip feed

[west stirrup]

Ouhh yea

[tame holly]

Gold is better at 3 right ?

[sleek prism]

eww

[spice inlet]

The cars this week are all eww

[hollow owl]

Bro i hate the npcs in this game

[tame holly]

I LOVE WHEN THE LOBBY SAYS WE ARE 3 WHEN ITS 4 IN REALITY

[sleek prism]

why

[hollow owl]

I was doing casino with a lvl 1.4k and a truck TURNED INTO ME like literally perked the steering right, put his foot down and killed me

So close to elite

I wanted the elite on hard mode award

3.3 mill for 85% is good icl

Paintings the primary was

And like 2 lockboxes

[knotty briar]

Have lockboxes ever been worth it? How much more do you really get from them?

[hollow owl]

5k per box

So not rlly

The daily vault is tho

And u can get it twice

Once going to the vault

And again while ur leaving

[fossil dagger]

So i can just have this picture in front of me while hacking then yh?

[broken musk]

Yes

[untold dock]

@sleek prism come

[sleek prism]

I'm in a mission

[untold dock]

stop being in a mission

[sleek prism]

fuckin failed mctony

[storm nimbus]

[sleek prism]

we dont talk about that

[daring bobcat]

big con is locked for me, what the best way, aggressive or sneak?

[sleek prism]

didnt even try

[lost lily]

sneaky

[untold dock]

let's juice

[west stirrup]

[knotty briar]

I never find the head of security in time

[tame holly]

Alright just did a casino, got 2.8M

70% gold

[hollow owl]

Not bad

[tame holly]

Failed elite cuz random killed before stairs on exit

Also had 10% driver cuz of trade price grinding

[hollow owl]

Im just sitting around waitin for the cooldown

[untold dock]

first try yunga with mikko

easy

[hollow owl]

Then I gotta do SNS preps

[sleek prism]

that was smooth and fast

[untold dock]

character swap and i can start prepping another one

@daring bobcat do you still need cash undetected

[west stirrup]

I’m excited to grind Casserole heist again

[daring bobcat]

yes

[west stirrup]

Not baz but i also need but i’m online later

[untold dock]

yunga or boring g6

[hollow owl]

Stolen 10 mill from the vault only

[daring bobcat]

g6

[west stirrup]

Youga custom

[west stirrup]

Wat

[hollow owl]

My career progress

Only 10 mill

From the casino vault

Im lacking

[sleek prism]

@untold dock this amount counted in career progress

[west stirrup]

I have 16mil

[untold dock]

oh weird

[sleek prism]

so maybe I should join some diamonds heist :D

15,5M left

[untold dock]

that's nothing

[craggy mica]

Buy gta+

[sleek prism]

ehh

I have better use for 8€

[untold dock]

mikko do you need cash undetected as well

[sleek prism]

nope

[opal rock]

I’ll be on this evening

[fossil dagger]

Hmm 👀

[west stirrup]

150mil in a day

[daring bobcat]

will you be starting soon or am I safe to do more set-ups?

[untold dock]

i just started prepping

[daring bobcat]

#pc-e｜casino-lfg is the place to be

[sleek prism]

you crazy?

[sleek prism]

awesome

[still bobcat]

Did the race Win/Loss reset from Legacy > Enhanced?

[untold dock]

no

[still bobcat]

Is it because I'm doing an Open Wheel race?

[untold dock]

dunno

[sleek prism]

I forgot I had ud contract finale ready

[still bobcat]

ok I just started a new race and my W/R is back, weird

[gray parcel]

ud contract is so comfy

[green fractal]

Welcome to GTA.

[burnt maple]

Tony spaghetti

[sleek prism]

win/roses?

[green fractal]

[sleek prism]

Now Career Progress is trippin

[still bobcat]

Lol didn't even notice

I just bought Bodywork for my Open Wheel car, and all of the other mods became $-1

Wtf is going on 😂

Woo hoo, Banshee GTS (HSW) FTW!

[fossil dagger]

https://youtu.be/taD8vci4fGI?si=2qJ1v3s4KB57MujW

[spice inlet]

Mansions trailer is out

[fast bridge]

The mansion looks good

[fierce mason]

MOVES AFFE ASIDE
I NEED TO SEE THIS

[spice inlet]

'safehouse in the hills

ok R*

[fierce mason]

AHH
IM SO EXCITED

I NEED MORE MONEY

[spice inlet]

ok ts is just a trailer

[fossil dagger]

BRO IT'S FUCKIN HUGE

[spice inlet]

it kinda looks like Devin Veston's mansion

also

interior rendering

form GTA 6

[sleek prism]

thats the one we smoked Lost mc

[spice inlet]

yea

[opal rock]

That trailer is a joke

[spice inlet]

devin weston's

[opal rock]

16secs of nothing

[spice inlet]

not even a trailer

its just a teaser

[daring bobcat]

The preeminent purveyors of luxury listings are breaking ground on a series of new property developments in some of Los Santos' most exclusive neighborhoods. These meticulously designed estates will feature sprawling grounds, breathtaking views, and first-rate amenities — including the latest in personal assistance and business service technology.

[fossil dagger]

You just complaining

[river trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167107417260163184/1441096316334903317/A_Safehouse_in_the_Hills.mp4?ex=69208d08&is=691f3b88&hm=073210d35cacd33228be2ff346fb4bf02dfcded3567ece4cc53d9a842c15ecda&

[fast bridge]

Old corvette?

[daring bobcat]

including the latest in personal assistance and business service technology.!!!

[opal rock]

Teaser of what they didn’t tease shit lol

[fierce mason]

You see
THose are 16 seconds of insane hype

They be cooking with these dlcs

[opal rock]

That mansion is already in the game

[opal rock]

A helicopter flies past

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

no its not

[opal rock]

So they teased the name that’s it

[plucky burrow]

bro had to remind them

[opal rock]

How isn’t it

That’s devins mansion

[daring bobcat]

its a new location

[opal rock]

You literally go there to clear out the lost mc

[daring bobcat]

not the same house

[opal rock]

That ain’t a new location

[fierce mason]

The heck are the comment saying when they are saying
Fride opens, look inside, fridge close

[daring bobcat]

it really is

[opal rock]

It’s exactly the same house

I was just there

[hollow owl]

All the mansions are copy paste with minor changes

[plucky burrow]

vice city

[spice inlet]

do they think we're stupid or smth

[opal rock]

They added some grass on the roof that’s about it

[hollow owl]

Its like every dlx

[fierce mason]

[hollow owl]

It will be over hyped

[plucky burrow]

[brittle hatch]

Yo big pointless house yacht dlc

[plucky burrow]

let's buy one for me

[west stirrup]

Man gta players are never fucking pleased jesus

[brittle hatch]

Never wanted them in the first place

[plucky burrow]

are you asking them to add sex?

oh

use commas

[hollow owl]

What

Tf

[opal rock]

Most companies would be embarrassed to call that a dlc

The only thing going for it is it’s free

[west stirrup]

How so

[plucky burrow]

well it is a dlc

[lament frigate]

me thinks that's a new fmj

[opal rock]

Because the extra content added is weak

[spice inlet]

damnnn

ford gt track edition

if im right

[plucky burrow]

it's a new viper livery

[opal rock]

You know what I mean

[brittle hatch]

I just want the snow

[plucky burrow]

the game is 67 years old

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

I wonder why!

[lament frigate]

They really stole this https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/vapid-fmj-gte-add-on-liveries

[plucky burrow]

the engine is crumbling

[spice inlet]

exactly this

[plucky burrow]

and my brother wants content

[west stirrup]

Ey yea i think so the FMJ doesnt have liveries normally

[spice inlet]

[brittle hatch]

I just want doomsday heist 2

[hollow owl]

Same

I agree to this

[opal rock]

I just want a heist

[plucky burrow]

alien invasion

[opal rock]

I’ll take corner store heist at this point

[spice inlet]

will get it before gta 6

[opal rock]

We won’t because they have interns working on GTAO

Just copy and paste from here on in

[west stirrup]

Or.. less people working on gta 5 because of gta 6, christ

Do you have high expectations or something i don’t get it

[plucky burrow]

why are people expecting content for gta online

[opal rock]

You’re doing a lot of blaspheming today

[brittle hatch]

And cause community don't like cool stuff that doesn't give them 30m while doing nothing

So imagine a 3 part heist that doesn't pay much but give some challenge

[plucky burrow]

it's time for the game to die

[opal rock]

I’m not fussed with money but something story driven would be nice

[lament frigate]

be grateful the game is still getting updates 12 years later bros

[west stirrup]

I know not to expect too much and i’ll take what DLCs/content to get, if we don’t get anything so be it

[plucky burrow]

fr

it's time to move on

[opal rock]

I paid good money for this game 13years ago I want more content

[west stirrup]

That’s.. ok

[brittle hatch]

Now that the crying from me is done i'll go back on whatever i was playing before the rockstar ping

[plucky burrow]

you should've bought gta 6 yesterday

[opal rock]

Give me my monies worth

[untold dock]

boring sechs is ready

where is @west stirrup

[opal rock]

Probably ripping a bible to pieces

[green fractal]

The staff who took your money all those years ago are jobless now.

[fierce mason]

I paid zero money and i still want it make it worth my money

[brittle hatch]

You have to use epic launcher for that they better do 40 years worth of dlc so that it can be worth your money

[opal rock]

So anyways @plucky burrow diamond casino later?

@shadow wasp you wanna get involved

Earn some monies

[fierce mason]

Yo are so right
I hate this damn launcher so much but dear god its the only way to get free games and play gta

[opal rock]

There’s always 🏴‍☠️

[west stirrup]

I’ll get on

[fierce mason]

And play online that way?
And besides, id rather avoid if i can

[untold dock]

do it fast

[opal rock]

Idk I’m jesting

[fierce mason]

YO
NEW CAR
LETS GO

[plucky burrow]

lemme do this homework

[opal rock]

It won’t be for like 4/5 hours

[west stirrup]

Not with that attitude

[untold dock]

ok then mikko will take your place

[untold dock]

gotta get going soon and i don't want to sit on a heist finale if i could sit on a cooldown

[opal rock]

Thus the gta conveyor belt continues

[sleek prism]

agency deal was kinda shit

[opal rock]

Always someone waiting in the wings

[west stirrup]

Welp

[tame holly]

Got artwork for big con

And ofc inf loading into arcade again

Yeah im stopping for today

[daring bobcat]

what aproatch are doing g6?

[untold dock]

boring sechs like you wantd

[thick rose]

all auto shop contract are bad

[west stirrup]

@untold dock I've never done this approach, what do i do

[untold dock]

walk

[west stirrup]

I'm scared

[sturdy tapir]

@untold dock you doing diamond?

[untold dock]

no

i don't have gta-

[west stirrup]

i WIll

will

[daring bobcat]

I do

[sturdy tapir]

Can join

[daring bobcat]

I only need one set up

[sturdy tapir]

[daring bobcat]

left

[west stirrup]

later mabe

[daring bobcat]

Dimonds and stealth

[shadow wasp]

maybe

[opal rock]

How about now?

Under threat of knife

[untold dock]

wtf are these guys doing

scared of cameras

xd

[west stirrup]

Okay

Sorry!

[untold dock]

you know you can just walk through them

[daring bobcat]

NO HELI?

[west stirrup]

Trust in the god gamer

[untold dock]

nobody stopping you from taking it

i've lost the cops so you guys can just come

[west stirrup]

Mhm

[shadow wasp]

Like, right now?

I can in a few hours

[opal rock]

No lol after my threat

[shadow wasp]

Are you gonna make me eat beans on toast

[daring bobcat]

@opal rock are you good at casino stealth apprach?

[opal rock]

Perhaps

[shadow wasp]

Then yes I’ll come

But in a few hours

[opal rock]

Bit of cheese, bit of Worcester sauce

Yum

[opal rock]

I’m competent

[shadow wasp]

Wash your sister sauce

[daring bobcat]

could you take the lead on my heist, as I have never done stealth approach?

[opal rock]

Sure, I won’t be on for about 4 hours though

Not much to it though tbh, headshot some guards, run through the cameras

[daring bobcat]

including the latest in personal assistance and business service technology.

[daring bobcat]

its not

[daring bobcat]

same location

[thick rose]

im speedrunning

[lucid lake]

Have they ever done that before

[daring bobcat]

bro I cant get in

[sleek prism]

Gruppe Sechs ordered some new cars

[lucid lake]

I don't think there's any conclusive evidence to the contrary though

[west stirrup]

Dripfeeded biznesses

[daring bobcat]

anyone able to take the lead on my stealth casino heist, its my first time?

@turbid spire incorrect lfg

[untold dock]

still need?

[daring bobcat]

100% yes

[untold dock]

go

[spice inlet]

What's drip feed 👀

[untold dock]

wait this is diamonds

ok

[spice inlet]

It could be tied to Raf/Mr. Faber and can bring on about some mini missions. Nothing major tho

[sleek prism]

do you have 3p

[untold dock]

no

[daring bobcat]

we could

[sleek prism]

I'm free

[spice inlet]

Enjoy the 3.8M bro

[daring bobcat]

what entrence and exit?

[untold dock]

staff lobby

[daring bobcat]

are you ok with 15%?

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

ye

[untold dock]

pause after grabbing a few

no need to keep tapping

[sleek prism]

works everywhere

[untold dock]

forgot this gun fits about 5 bullets in the mag

[nocturne fossil]

even cluckin bell

[sturdy tapir]

Finished cluckin bell stealthily

[nocturne fossil]

u said u were coming on friday

[sturdy tapir]

Well weekly update dropped and stole a plane back to LS

[nocturne fossil]

[sturdy tapir]

Lemme scope a casino

[nocturne fossil]

i bet its gold

[sturdy tapir]

[fast bridge]

Is the yellow car a new FMJ?

[nocturne fossil]

its the old one bro

[sleek prism]

idk but honda civic sucks in casino heist

[sturdy tapir]

What's the in game car name again

[nocturne fossil]

i hate when my friends bring that

[untold dock]

this is why you don't get a blista kanjo, and this is why you put bulletproof tires on the cars

[daring bobcat]

yea, that happened

[sleek prism]

blista kanjo

[daring bobcat]

4.4 mil to go

[sleek prism]

yay

[nocturne fossil]

i use the sentinel without BP tires and mostly pass through

maybe a flat tire occasionally but if i manage to get to the train track it dont matter much after

wheels less exposed and car is low

[daring bobcat]

need any help with anything?

[sleek prism]

I check

fuuck

I forgot to buy supplies for mc business

@daring bobcat wanna do some races?

[daring bobcat]

sure

[sleek prism]

I need 9 wins iirc

hmm

[lament frigate]

Racecar version of fmj

It doesn't have that much customization normally

Unless they'll add new stuff like they did with the zentorno for example

[untold dock]

fix the front bumper of the zentorno

[nocturne fossil]

the missing plasting piece on the side?

or are there even more visual issues on it?

[untold dock]

the grille pattern isn't symmetrical

[nocturne fossil]

okay so only that issue

[lament frigate]

One of the quad exhaust options, backfire only comes out of 3

That is very annoying

[untold dock]

that's an issue on many cars

[nocturne fossil]

same with itali gto

[untold dock]

hustler only has 50% working exhausts

[lament frigate]

think the thrax has that issue too

I wonder if they'll fix the lights on the new fmj

[nocturne fossil]

new fmj?

[lament frigate]

the one in the trailer

[nocturne fossil]

ive been touching grass sadly did they give a trailer for the dlc?

[lament frigate]

➡️ #gta-news

[nocturne fossil]

oh just checked YT

imma check it soon thnx

[daring bobcat]

maybe make them one lap

[sleek prism]

long ass race

iirc it doesnt count if it has only 1 lap

[knotty briar]

Kind of disappointed the Jester classic is on the podium this week though

[untold dock]

don't have to remember to spin the wheel

fine by me

[knotty briar]

If it was a more expensive car that I already owned I’d be happy

Cause that’s just free money

[sturdy tapir]

@nocturne fossil

Gold

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat fuck again transform race

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

mikuh

wanna do diamond

[daring bobcat]

he is doing a race, 10 mins and still on lap 1

[sleek prism]

fuck

should we quit

[untold dock]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

i need preps doe

5 man 1 optional

And it's silent and sneaky

[tame holly]

my next casino is big con artwork, will def go with gruppe sechs cuz i don't want to break my head on it

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat Tumbling Jooons is ~2min per race

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism got wepons

[silk shuttle]

ok it's #gtа-in-depth big brain time
i request y'all to do something when you start the unmarked weapons prep for dch and you get the noose vans mission, open the map and go to the one that is marked 4th out of 4, see if the guns are there
i had a thought that it could be like the trackify mission for special cargo where the van with the crate appears last on the scanner

i tried that out of the blue and the guns were actually there so i need to know if it was a fluke or if it's real

[sleek prism]

ok

[daring bobcat]

how many @sleek prism?

[sleek prism]

5 or 6

[west stirrup]

We might get a Mission X porsche WHOO

[sleek prism]

I'll try 1 lap @daring bobcat

[daring bobcat]

shit, sorry

[sleek prism]

but yeah, I have 15/20 now

[west stirrup]

Doing races career 4?

[knotty briar]

All that bad no non Bennys classic Porsche

[sleek prism]

yes

[daring bobcat]

forgot it was 1 lap, not 2

[spice inlet]

Will try tomorrow

[west stirrup]

Oh yea this does work, factual cause it worked twice

No further experimenting needed, its factually legit real

[silk shuttle]

for realsies ong?

[tame holly]

if u told me like 5 hours earlier i could tell u, had noose prep

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat shit, 1 lap works

[tame holly]

damn didn't know that, tbf that was a t4 i got without trying cuz i like racing anyway

[gray parcel]

i wanna love the kanjo but it's just so ass

[tame holly]

front tyre just keeps spinning

[fast bridge]

Where?

[sleek prism]

under there

@daring bobcat thanks

[daring bobcat]

did you get it?

[sleek prism]

yes

[daring bobcat]

nice, the tier 4 hoodie is cool

[west stirrup]

Well i could test it again..

[daring bobcat]

could you give me a quick hand with deathmatches tier 4?

only need 4 wins

[silk shuttle]

tryhard's worst nightmare

[west stirrup]

Ewo

[sleek prism]

soon

little break

[nocturne fossil]

i kneeew it

[west stirrup]

@sturdy tapir Get over here now

[daring bobcat]

nice

2 secs, doing a meth sell

[sleek prism]

oke

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup wat is it

[west stirrup]

Casserole heis

t

[sturdy tapir]

I got 1 prep left

[sleek prism]

cash in O ?

[west stirrup]

Hmm no cash

[sturdy tapir]

I need valt laser

[west stirrup]

dimon heist

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

digimon

[sturdy tapir]

Oh and

[sleek prism]

uh

[sturdy tapir]

My selected crew is:
Packie
Karim
Feltz

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

[sturdy tapir]

[fast bridge]

Mine is 5% driver
5% gunman
10% hacker

[nocturne fossil]

gold?

[sleek prism]

@opal rock when you hop on

[opal rock]

Like 1 hour

Just on way home

[sleek prism]

do you need preps

[opal rock]

Yeah

[sleek prism]

damn, might skip this time

[west stirrup]

@nocturne fossil Wat is your SC

[nocturne fossil]

hey iam outside atm coming home a bit late

iam touching grass

can you belive it?

[west stirrup]

What does it feel like

I've never tasted it

[nocturne fossil]

its feels awkward ngl

i feel like a peasant

[west stirrup]

Why

[nocturne fossil]

i want to stay home :/

[fast bridge]

Diamonds

[nocturne fossil]

but job annoying

[nocturne fossil]

undertstandable

[daring bobcat]

thank you @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

np

[daring bobcat]

only 2 more to go

[sleek prism]

adversary.. fuckers didnt put any new on this week

takes ages to complete

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism doing valt laser prep and we GOLDEN

[sleek prism]

last prep?

[nocturne fossil]

i see what u did there

[daring bobcat]

its only sumo thats available rn

[sleek prism]

and even there is 6 or 7 different sumos, only 1 counts?

[west stirrup]

Anyone done a bar resupply recently?

Why does this fucking van keep glitching

[nocturne fossil]

😂

[sleek prism]

I have and fuckin hate it

[daring bobcat]

its the back doors

[sleek prism]

rear axle in the air

[nocturne fossil]

smash the back

atomize or crash

[daring bobcat]

never have to do it again

[west stirrup]

fuck this mission

jesus

[nocturne fossil]

the rear axle got hit with gta sa cheatcode "bubblecars"

[sleek prism]

Everything else like he wanted except tunes, all maxed

too much power I see

[daring bobcat]

@sturdy tapir will you need any help from me?

[west stirrup]

We all need casino money

[sturdy tapir]

My casino is readi

[tame holly]

i don't see how the duggans will financially recover after the week is done

[west stirrup]

Men too

[sturdy tapir]

They gonna throw in a prayer case of beer and recover trust

[tame holly]

nah they'll drink their precious oil

[nocturne fossil]

georgina be like

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

sidenote : karim denz and karl abolagi (or whatever his name is) or def making a lot of cash

[west stirrup]

@sturdy tapir Did u get drums

drills

[nocturne fossil]

bro forgot lester

[sturdy tapir]

The optional ones?

[west stirrup]

jis

[hollow owl]

Drills no point tbh

5k per bpx

Box*

[nocturne fossil]

only for art

[sturdy tapir]

150k to skip that prep

[tame holly]

i mean he was always loaded from the ud and pac standards

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup

[west stirrup]

I kinda wanna do aggresive casserole

[sturdy tapir]

More expensive than cayo scope

[west stirrup]

no then

[nocturne fossil]

paying 150k to drill for a sack of potatoes

[sturdy tapir]

Fak forgot about valt keycord

[fossil dagger]

@sturdy tapir hm

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

bro all my friends are doing casino while im outside

this is unfair

[hollow owl]

Your outside

Big achievement

[west stirrup]

Hehe

[nocturne fossil]

its snowing....

[hollow owl]

Even better

[west stirrup]

Gimme

[sturdy tapir]

@west stirrup @sleek prism now casseroluh casinuh ready

[west stirrup]

Oke doke

[sleek prism]

inv

to heist

[sturdy tapir]

$4,265,250 player take

Not bad imo

[nocturne fossil]

el rubio has snow packed in silver blocks

just need to cut them open :D