gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

i usually keep quiet when iam playing with people ik

[untold dock]

mfw someone doesn't have population density on 0

[sturdy tapir]

YIPE

[untold dock]

whole fucking population of ls in this parking lot

[sturdy tapir]

OO i got a 100k bonus

Well uhh now wat

@untold dock @west stirrup @sleek prism

[nocturne fossil]

guys

[knotty briar]

Imagine not having population maxed out

[west stirrup]

No

[nocturne fossil]

lower ur population density xD

[knotty briar]

It’s California it’s to be expected

[west stirrup]

hmm

[nocturne fossil]

cali needs to chill with the car spawns

[nocturne fossil]

lord have mercy on ma soul

[gray parcel]

unblur your motions

[knotty briar]

You’re lucky your ass ain’t in slow crawl traffic on the highway in LA

[tame holly]

my pc would literally turn into a nuke if i tried this

[untold dock]

which is worse, max population density or max motion blur

[knotty briar]

Motion blur easily

[nocturne fossil]

bruh i rage half the time cuz randoms have population up xd

[west stirrup]

I didnt even notice motion blurp was on

[gray parcel]

motion blur legit makes me nauseous in some games

[knotty briar]

I like max population and density. I like not living in ghost towns

[gray parcel]

when minecraft hit the 360 that was maybe the shittiest i've ever seen it

[nocturne fossil]

i like motion blur while driving but on foot its awful

i have it like a few ticks up but not much

[untold dock]

mikko is staring at a corner

[sleek prism]

:D

[gray parcel]

my dude is blair witching

[nocturne fossil]

introverts needs some space including myself

we reflecting on life

[knotty briar]

The prison break is over stimulating 😔

[daring bobcat]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1p1ixy6/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_november_20th_to/

[fossil dagger]

Woah

[tame holly]

FYM X2 DIAMOND CASINO HEIST

[daring bobcat]

FREE CASINO PENTHOUSE!

[untold dock]

that can't be right

2x casino finale

[fossil dagger]

2X??

[untold dock]

the payout limits aren't high enough to accommodate that

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

Raid the vault for 2X GTA$ and RP in The Diamond Casino Heist Finale

[tame holly]

Holy shit that's prob the best week of the year

[fossil dagger]

Alright rockar do 2x cayo next

[gray parcel]

2X Casino Daily Visitor Chips

[fossil dagger]

Thanks

[plucky burrow]

Isn't the limit individual

[untold dock]

whar

you can't get more than 3.66

[plucky burrow]

Oh

[untold dock]

even cash on 2x would be more than that

[plucky burrow]

I remember something like 2.5 million per player

[daring bobcat]

I already have a penthouse but still cool

[knotty briar]

Holy fuck

[fossil dagger]

Can't they just change the limit for this one week?

[tame holly]

ok mansions are def over 15M cuz wtf

[plucky burrow]

[fossil dagger]

Lmaoo

[fossil dagger]

GO AWAY

[untold dock]

well given that they reduced the high demand bonus for acid rather than increasing the limit, i doubt it

[fossil dagger]

Don't say it

[gray parcel]

sultan classic on sale

[fossil dagger]

no

[tame holly]

well i will def go for casino t4, that 16M will be lowered quite fast

[plucky burrow]

They are not touching that old ass code

[fossil dagger]

So what is the point of having 2x then 😂

[plucky burrow]

Make money

[knotty briar]

We definitely hitting 100 mill before update comes out then

[fossil dagger]

Already have

[west stirrup]

Casino 2x holy fuck

[tame holly]

ok but on a srs note, that's insane

[nocturne fossil]

already passed this one xd

[tame holly]

first time it got that boost in over 5 years right ?

[untold dock]

casino has never been 2x has it

[tame holly]

yeah i think its confirmed that the mansions will be EXPENSIVE, they've never been this generous with money

[nocturne fossil]

bro people gonna replay this stuff hard its gonna be wild

[plucky burrow]

It's real

[fossil dagger]

Yap master lumbago

[daring bobcat]

well guess im doing the casino heist then

[gray parcel]

bout to grab another fleet of sultans

[daring bobcat]

diamonds and 2x, gonna be sweat

[untold dock]

i guess the mansions might actually be expensive if they're that generous

[plucky burrow]

Fr

[tame holly]

I might pick up the arbiter gt, kinda want all hsw cars

[untold dock]

2p take almost 7 million with diamonds on 2x

[tame holly]

and the warrener hkr since i want all sedans as well

[daring bobcat]

are you good at casino heist?

[untold dock]

idk

[fossil dagger]

Next week from 27th November to 4th December 2x cayo finale 🤔

[lament frigate]

are my eyes deceiving me

[fossil dagger]

Fr fe

trust guys

[opal rock]

2x casino with diamonds is wild

[tame holly]

nope that is truly a x2 casino heist finale

somehow

[fossil dagger]

Or Bogdan finals 2x for next week 🤔

[untold dock]

this double

actually insane

[untold dock]

ion have diamonds though

[tame holly]

can't wait for the number of pc players complaining about getting kicked for no reason

the mantrap command will be used a lot this week

[gray parcel]

i quickplay casinos sometimes and strangely never get mantrap issues so i think everyone just knows now

[lament frigate]

3.8milly per heist...

[opal rock]

I guess I’ll come back to the game for a bit

[lament frigate]

this reminds me

[opal rock]

If people need casino money for progress we can run some up

[lament frigate]

Has anyone actually beat oleg's 3.4mil 2p take from like 5 years ago

surely someone did

[daring bobcat]

we can traide heists?

[tame holly]

Was that with gold duping ?

[lament frigate]

no 100% legit diamonds

[opal rock]

Wdym

[daring bobcat]

we both host a heist

[untold dock]

i have casino set up right now with rickie

[fossil dagger]

Nahh

[untold dock]

but everyone is too slow for rickie

[opal rock]

Oh I’m not fussed I don’t need money

[fossil dagger]

Do i have to get gta+ to get diamonds

[lament frigate]

I tried to do this

But failed

[fossil dagger]

[daring bobcat]

I only need about 7.8M more

[lament frigate]

but tbf my attempt was BEFORE cacao paprika was released

and was 15fps gaming

[opal rock]

We can do then

I’ll give you 86

[tame holly]

Yup although for T4 it works if u join a hard mode diamond as a crew member i think

[untold dock]

casino career progress isn't for earning though

cut doesn't matter

[lament frigate]

I guess we can conclude from this that the mansions will be crazy expensive

[fossil dagger]

can i get diamonds in the casino without gta+ though?

[untold dock]

no

[lament frigate]

wait that was already said

[fossil dagger]

Like it's guaranteed for gta+

[lament frigate]

shit

[untold dock]

i was thinking they wouldn't be more than 20m

but with this generous of an event week

[sturdy tapir]

@untold dock my artwork diamond casino is nearly ready

[untold dock]

amazing

[fossil dagger]

People can't say they won't have enough money for the mansions now 😂

[untold dock]

mine is ready but are you fast enough for rickie

[lament frigate]

can't wait for ghilliemaster to post "WHAT ARE ROCKSTAR THINKING?? ANOTHER TERRIBLE WEEK!!"

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

Especially since its not like the panthere, its every time

[lament frigate]

Bossman how fast do you think is fast enough for Rickie

curious.

[tame holly]

Literally the best week of the year

[untold dock]

like 12 seconds for 2 hacks including animations

or 13

[lament frigate]

guess I am fast enough for him

gg

last time I was grinding casinos heists I was getting consistent 12 seconds I think

[untold dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077009828880322652/1273350887695188048/249.mp4

[lost lily]

wouldn't casino 2x go over the cap? lol

[untold dock]

yes

even cash would

[lost lily]

or maybe rockstar gonna raise the cap

even 3 years when it was 1.5x, it was possible to go above the cap

[nocturne fossil]

might have to play on my alt then and see how it goes for now

Rstar and their weird limits

imagine getting all the loot including drill boxes now xD

with the trick

[lost lily]

actually it's just under the cap with gold (if u skip the daily) and 85%

[sturdy tapir]

@untold dock lemme stock up on armor n shi and we ready

[lost lily]

2.843M x 2 X 0.75 X 0.85 is just under the cap

[fossil dagger]

I don't think I've done a casino heist since it came out

[opal rock]

They best be raising the cap

[fossil dagger]

I never learned how to hack

😢

[opal rock]

I want my full 7.2

[gray parcel]

casino is comfy but the preps suck

[nocturne fossil]

they are fun and have certain tricks to get by fast solo

[fossil dagger]

How do i learn how to hack in the casino heist?

[sturdy tapir]

Uhh my gta froze

[lost lily]

this https://johan.li/gta-online/fingerprint-scanner-simulator

[nocturne fossil]

do the prep and buy the keypad and practice

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

doing the prep ingame gives more practice with muscle memory ingame but the website might do as a beginner

[lost lily]

website is better as starter cuz no animations so just keep practising

until you're bored

[sturdy tapir]

uhh my game is fucked

well shit

[nocturne fossil]

use protection

:D

[fossil dagger]

Yo i lowkey just did 3

it wasn't even that hard

[sturdy tapir]

Not like that 🤣

[nocturne fossil]

there is one for doomsday?

[sleek prism]

What matters? The loot?

[nocturne fossil]

iam fast at it but not speedrunner fast

[lost lily]

i dont know

[untold dock]

how much you steal

[sleek prism]

per player?

[untold dock]

per player

[sleek prism]

Interesting

[sturdy tapir]

@untold dock inviting you

[fossil dagger]

Yeah i remember doing it on a website

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

when learning for act3

[nocturne fossil]

you have my attention

[lost lily]

act 3 hack isn't even hard and you don't have that strict time limit like casino vault

so take your time

[fossil dagger]

Bruh my arcade isn't even set up on this account

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

😭

[nocturne fossil]

i can do the doomsday hack but ive seen people pre-adjust the mirrors even before the ray hits

i wanna get used to that aspect

[sturdy tapir]

[fossil dagger]

You can't sell police vehicles for money right?

[nocturne fossil]

you cant

[daring bobcat]

nope, they sell for $0.00

[nocturne fossil]

price is none basically

[fossil dagger]

I have like 30 bro

🥀

[nocturne fossil]

then u sell them for no money whatsoever xd

[daring bobcat]

it warns you before you buy it

[fossil dagger]

What are the different targets you can get if you don't have gta+ cash and what?

in the casino heist

[nocturne fossil]

Art, Gold n Cash

[untold dock]

fuck i forgot mask audio

[fossil dagger]

So i should try getting art and gold when scoping out then?

[gray parcel]

need diamond turkey target for thanksgiving

[nocturne fossil]

i saw ur clip and wondered where audio mask was

[fossil dagger]

Holy

I'm doing setups for casino heist

i haven't done this in years

[nocturne fossil]

if u get cash cancel the heist while been in the setup

[fossil dagger]

Can i js close game?

[nocturne fossil]

u have a chance of getting a different target but u gotta pay the setup cost without re-doing the scope-out

[nocturne fossil]

dont close game

[fossil dagger]

Or can i cancel the heist while being in a setup?

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[fossil dagger]

Alright I'm doing the setup "scope out casino rn"

[nocturne fossil]

okay goodluck with your "scope out casino rn"

[fossil dagger]

Shhj

[nocturne fossil]

🤫 😂

[fossil dagger]

Scope the casino or leave the area

Man what

It didn't even tell me where to go

😭

[nocturne fossil]

u doing this for first time?

did u pull up the sightseer app on ur phone?

[fossil dagger]

I have never done the casino heist on the character I'm playing on rn

[nocturne fossil]

u gotta scope cctv, guards, aznd keypads

[fossil dagger]

Don't have

[nocturne fossil]

this is for vault contents

ur literally doing scope out rn

which is far different from the scope out i mentioned earlier

and ur first target is always cash

there is no change there

[cunning python]

casino heist 2x is wild

[fossil dagger]

Oh

[nocturne fossil]

imagine taking all loot in the vault with double that and with full crew diamonds

[fossil dagger]

Imma just do it on my other account then

[knotty briar]

It means you should hop on enhanced with us

[nocturne fossil]

isnt he on enahnced?

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

i played with him before

[knotty briar]

No he plays legacy cause of text chat

[untold dock]

paige art
noose exit
unupgraded car

truly one of the casino heists of all time

[nocturne fossil]

must have been while on legacy then

[sturdy tapir]

1.06m

[nocturne fossil]

best method for lfg players

[lament frigate]

so artwork would be 3.7 mil for 85% take without the daily safe

[sleek prism]

Nice

[nocturne fossil]

[lament frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657609797729910829/1410331173116444832/62e04d2b-ba7d-46d6-923a-ae48580bbb68.png?ex=691f5ec2&is=691e0d42&hm=015c89873a9162d9d23c2e68052ef83a853bf4998874f9c187edf2f56b336281&

Based off of this

[fossil dagger]

Gah damn

3.7m from one heist

that's insane

[sleek prism]

1.75 x 2 = 3.5

Where extra 200k

[nocturne fossil]

casino heist single handedly funding every broke player out there for mansions xd

[lament frigate]

wait

[daring bobcat]

casino LFG channel is going to be popping off

[lament frigate]

I counted the final take in the end with elite challenge

3.6 then

[sleek prism]

Yea

[lament frigate]

don't think elite bonus will be doubled too

[sleek prism]

Still nice

[sturdy tapir]

@untold dock inv to ur casino

[fossil dagger]

These mansions are about to cost

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

350m

[daring bobcat]

thinking 25-35Mil

[fossil dagger]

I will only have 30m left then

[daring bobcat]

I wont be able to afford that

[sleek prism]

I would have -300m

[lament frigate]

There better be monthly installments

[untold dock]

i'm breaking the prison

and are you fast enough for rickie

[sturdy tapir]

How much time is rickie

And what loot u got

[untold dock]

idk like 2 minutes

art

[nocturne fossil]

like 2min

[sturdy tapir]

Should be fairly alright, give or take to take art is 8 seconds or thereof

[lost lily]

just spam mask audio

[nocturne fossil]

i have a friend whose searching for a casino rn xd

[lost lily]

with rickie

[untold dock]

you need to be able to hack fingerprints without thinking what part goes where

[sleek prism]

Why you chose rickie

[nocturne fossil]

grab C2H60

[untold dock]

because 3%

and good players can do it

[sturdy tapir]

Wouldn't Yohan be good enough

[untold dock]

yes but that's 2% more

[nocturne fossil]

cheesecake wants it to be hard xd

[sturdy tapir]

I've done it with Yohan

[lost lily]

cheescake saving money for mansion update

[nocturne fossil]

saving every penny is how u become billionaire

[fossil dagger]

He definitely doesn't have 1.4b

[lost lily]

[nocturne fossil]

nah defo doesnt

[lost lily]

🤣

[daring bobcat]

$1.5 Billion*

[fossil dagger]

@nocturne fossil checking cameras rn

[lament frigate]

He's doing it for the love of the game

[fossil dagger]

Cash

I cancel the heist now? @nocturne fossil

[turbid spire]

gotta beat Musk or u still poor

[nocturne fossil]

iam poor too will take max cut on my heists

[lost lily]

i found an old speedrunning friend few days back. gave him 85% of panther

[nocturne fossil]

yeah

sorry late reply

but mid scopeout u should cancel

[fossil dagger]

I

Did that

But when i set it up again i still have cash

[nocturne fossil]

in rare cases yeah u do get cas again

and at that point i would just prep the heist with cash

i dont really fight back to go and scope again cuz waste of time for me

[covert atlas]

I’d still go roll for Paintings

The amount of extra money you earn from Paintings far exceeds the amount of money you’ll spend rerolling

[fossil dagger]

no but like i went to the board and then it was cash there even though i canceled it I didn't even start scoping again

[covert atlas]

Unlike a certain other heist 😕

[nocturne fossil]

in my opinion iam not gonna waste time with it

imma just do the heist and swich to something else and prep over

[nocturne fossil]

yeh thats a possibility

it could be art, gold or cash

[fossil dagger]

Gah dam i just paid 400k for a setup

[nocturne fossil]

still random

[fossil dagger]

Huh???

[nocturne fossil]

what?

[fossil dagger]

I could buy a setup without doing it

[nocturne fossil]

the setup cost is 25k in total it should be 50k?

[fossil dagger]

And it cost me 400k and the other one was 125k

[nocturne fossil]

u bought a prep?

[fossil dagger]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[lost lily]

mctony with STD, how fitting

[daring bobcat]

when does it start snowing in LS

[untold dock]

o yeah i haven't done salvage yard this week

do i care

probably not

i already have t4

[eager knoll]

All that money and you can't even change your pfp away from midrazo

[nocturne fossil]

buddy 🗿

kalm down

[lost lily]

fleeca WR

[eager knoll]

Did you do a lap around the map

[covert atlas]

60 out of those 68 minutes were spent on the hack

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[nocturne fossil]

ironically iam that player whose gonna have compassion towards low levels

[eager knoll]

No........

[lost lily]

that's not me. i don't have that much patience

[eager knoll]

Yet no compassion for my eyeballs

[nocturne fossil]

😂

[eager knoll]

Oh lol I didn't see the post

[nocturne fossil]

thou shall not get compassion

[eager knoll]

Raf or midrazo

[nocturne fossil]

raf

[eager knoll]

I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself

[hazy crane]

thats impressive

[eager knoll]

Correct answer!!!

[nocturne fossil]

i dont want to redeem myself but i do be choosing facts

[eager knoll]

Too bad you're redeemed like a gift card

[west stirrup]

Why is rockstar going so hard with the bonuses this week (in 12 hours)

Free penthouse and 2x casino lol

[nocturne fossil]

bro is diamonds with full crew gonna be 6mil?

[sleek prism]

Fuckin Mctony, is it 3rd time in a row god damn

[eager knoll]

They're edging us for GTA 6

[lost lily]

7.2M before deducting cuts

[turbid spire]

bro got perseverance u gotta give him that

[covert atlas]

More than me. I respect it

[nocturne fossil]

i forgot host has to split cut for a split sec

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[eager knoll]

Is it the fingerprint one

[nocturne fossil]

that man defo watched a movie while waiting there

[lost lily]

it's the drill which is hard if you haven't done it before. hack is easy

[sleek prism]

Yeah, hack is too easy

[opal rock]

What is the point of 2x for daily free chips

Shoulda made it like 50x

[sleek prism]

Remember its

[covert atlas]

Host pay should be about $3.5-4 mill I believe, assuming trios and 70%

[opal rock]

Surprised they’ve never increased that over the years, 1k is embarrassing

[covert atlas]

With 2x

[opal rock]

Especially when penthouse decorations are so expensive

[merry marsh]

DUDE how do you spend an hour on fleeca

[nocturne fossil]

yeah i dont think it'll reach 6mil unless its gltiched in a certain way

[nocturne fossil]

reddit post not him

[merry marsh]

ik but still

[sleek prism]

They should have increase the limit of buying chips from 50k to 100k as example

[eager knoll]

They never update the value of money to match the inflation of the games economy

[opal rock]

Penthouse decs always been expensive

[merry marsh]

i spent like 2 mil decorating my penthouse and i dont even have all the rooms 😭

[opal rock]

Nothing changed

[covert atlas]

Force the game to quick save the moment you place a bet and let me bet all my money

Please Rockstar I don’t care anymore

[opal rock]

Tbf Xbox has it easy you already have infinite chips available

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

@opal rock you know what

[covert atlas]

20 million chips on black

[opal rock]

Is there a follow up to this

Bro is buffering

[sleek prism]

|| Rumi installed Gtao, again ||

[opal rock]

Wow

The old crew getting back together

[merry marsh]

double money on casino convinced me to redownload enhanced

[nocturne fossil]

[opal rock]

@sturdy tapir be honest was it the sweet sweet daily 2k chips that convinced you?

[untold dock]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

I came back js for prison break with miko remy and cheesecake

[opal rock]

Oh god

[sturdy tapir]

Taking plane back to retirement

[opal rock]

Don’t let him fly the plane

[sturdy tapir]

see ya on Friday folks

[opal rock]

What did you get rid of to make room?

[fossil dagger]

Gta 6

[merry marsh]

WAIT i just fuckin realized
i left diamonds in the casino vault from a previous event

oh my god thats so much money

[hollow glade]

Crazy. I still have diamonds on one or both characters

[untold dock]

don't you have gta-

[sleek prism]

Pilot: cheesecake
Demolition: Mikko
Prisoner: Rumi
Prison Officer: Remy (to look after Rumi)

[hollow glade]

I haven’t for a while lol

[opal rock]

Best place for him, can cause the least damage

for the parachuting at the end

[sleek prism]

Sadly I didnt take a clip

It was.. weird

[opal rock]

Oh you’ve done it already

[sleek prism]

Waiting other players to hop in Buzzard and Rumi lands to death

[west stirrup]

I wanted to pour acid on my desk after that happened

[opal rock]

Free penthouse parties for gta+

[untold dock]

i wanted to pour acid on my desk after landing in that parking lot with 20 cars

[west stirrup]

15% Casino tomorrow is 1mil apparently lol

Good god

[gray parcel]

quickplay go brrr

[lost lily]

if only quick join works

[west stirrup]

Mantrap

[gray parcel]

i've had a rather functional time qping it, more than other heists for sure

[west stirrup]

Same actually

[gray parcel]

and haven't had a mantrap issue with randoms yet

though i don't do it super often

[sleek prism]

When womantrap

[west stirrup]

now

[untold dock]

1 million not worth losing my sanity over

[gray parcel]

i like bumbling around with randoms sometimes

[daring bobcat]

just got some new cars

[untold dock]

did not get some new cars

actually lie

i bought a bifta yesterday from simeon's

[west stirrup]

Cash

[sleek prism]

Your orange car reminded I saw Mclaren yesterday, it was like 4c temp. Great to see expensive cars after summer

[untold dock]

i also need to do cash undetected

[sleek prism]

How about awards?

[untold dock]

surprisingly the arcade game awards count

didn't have to do that shit with the drone

[sleek prism]

Instead doing aggro elite, I did Monkey Paradise arcade

[sleek prism]

Didnt know that before Jetso? said it

[west stirrup]

Yung Asscestor VIP and Shafted

I need to get shot

[untold dock]

yunga good

[daring bobcat]

thats part of my mansion collection, cars that will be going to my mansion when I get it

[sleek prism]

"What is the name of your organization?"

• An Organization

[hollow owl]

R*Created GTAO

[untold dock]

based

[west stirrup]

Holy Shit said lester

[sleek prism]

Lester loves explosions

[daring bobcat]

its the T20, based off the Mclaren P1

[untold dock]

i saw a real gtr a couple of days ago

i thought it was just a maxima from the front

[opal rock]

Are they rare where you are or something

[untold dock]

uncommon

taxes on cars are very high and fuel is very expensive

[opal rock]

There’s a couple around here

[hollow owl]

When i walked to high school, i would see a GTR on my way there

Every Thursday

[dense cliff]

Woopohoooo 2x Casino Heist Finale

[opal rock]

Only for gta+

[dense cliff]

[hollow owl]

Wait what

[opal rock]

/jk

[hollow owl]

Oh ffs

[dense cliff]

Nah

[opal rock]

[hollow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[lost lily]

is it for whole week or just 1st run

[opal rock]

Whole week

No stipulation

[lost lily]

[dense cliff]

This Mansion is for sure gonna be expensive

[opal rock]

We eating good this week boys and girls

[lost lily]

this is the best bonus week i've ever seen then

[untold dock]

yea i don't think anything has ever been this good

[dense cliff]

No guarantee diamond for non GTA+ player

[untold dock]

casino was 1.5x in the past i think

but never 2x

cayo has never been 2x

[lost lily]

cayo was once 1.5x when it was released i think

[untold dock]

was it 1.5 or 1.25

ion rember

i just remember making over 100m per week with 10 minute cooldown and solo gold

[covert atlas]

It was 1.5x yeah

[lost lily]

ye that'd would be better especially with 10 min cooldown

hangar 4x is close too but that was only for gta-

[dense cliff]

[covert atlas]

Hangar 4x was really nice. Was unfortunate though cause I sold my Hangar like a week or 2 prior

[lost lily]

tbh hangar 4x was way better than any of these heist weeks if u had 3 friends who are willing to help u

11M in just over 1 hour

or have 3 alt accounts like oreo

[dense cliff]

It's better to have gold duo, big con or SnS Gold (don't mind the vault content, probably painting is the best for duo but yeah, I want the gold)

[hollow glade]

What’s the best hacker with trio diamonds again? 7%?

With a fast/competent team that is

[opal rock]

I never even understood the hacker other than it’s a flex, the percentage difference in cash is pittance

[lost lily]

possible with yohan

but need to know some tricks

[opal rock]

Like what 100k difference or something

[hollow glade]

Well the difference will be that much more on 2x right. So might go with 7%. Usually I’d just go for paige or avi when I didn’t know how competent my team was gonna be

[lost lily]

paige is the safe option

[hollow glade]

Ye

Drills might not be too bad on 2x so a lil extra time might not hurt

[untold dock]

how much are those normally?

like 5k per box

and most of the boxes are empty

[hollow glade]

Yea not much but still something ig

[lost lily]

drills are a waste of time

even with 70% you won't be making more than 25k

do a quick headhunter instead

[fast bridge]

If someone gets done with theirs, they drill

[covert atlas]

Not really a point in spending time to complete the setup for a potential 20-30K when you can do a security contract in the same amount of time the setup takes and make double the money

[fossil dagger]

👀

[lost lily]

a headhunter is faster than the time it takes for that drill prep

or a quick payhphone hit

[fossil dagger]

7.6m

these mansions about to be EXPENSIVE

[lost lily]

im still not sure whether the cap is for whole team or per player

ig i'll wait for others to go first

[opal rock]

Will be the whole heist surely

[fossil dagger]

I wonder if i do a casino heist with diamonds 2 players and i get 85% if i would get more than 2.5m from that or if cayo panther 3 gold hard mode still is better 🤔

[lost lily]

without any bonus?

[opal rock]

Casino would be better

[fossil dagger]

with bonus

[lost lily]

then casino otherwise panther

[fossil dagger]

you get around 2.5m with elite on cayo

[opal rock]

Should be getting like close to 4mil

[fossil dagger]

that's insane 😭

I might have to get gta+ bro

🙏

[covert atlas]

Yeah even diamonds duo should still be around $3 mill if not more

With the 2x

Probably closer to 3.5

[lost lily]

duos 7/8 actually makes more than 3p 8/8

[opal rock]

You can get 7/8 as duo so easily close to 4mil

[covert atlas]

Makes sense yeah. Easily $4 mill then

[fossil dagger]

i haven't done a casino heist since the shit came out

I have to learn again

[opal rock]

Probably be like 4mil 1mil payouts 85/15

[lost lily]

u can even get 8/8 with duo if u go above the time limit
but you'll lose elite and have to fight duggan goons

[fossil dagger]

How fast can you do a casino heist?

what is the limit for elite?

[covert atlas]

15 minutes

[opal rock]

15

[lost lily]

15 min

[fossil dagger]

alright

[rancid parcel]

14

[turbid spire]

+1

[nocturne fossil]

u can lose elite but still not have to fight duggans

[covert atlas]

Scope out to finale is probably around 45 minutes depending on RNG

[opal rock]

You could do heist in like 8min if you don’t care about payout

[covert atlas]

Iirc speedruns are like sub 40 minutes

[lost lily]

WR for casino is 12 min (whole thing not just finale)

[fossil dagger]

you can make a lot of money this week

If you get 4m each time that's 40m after 10 times

That's fuckin insane

[west stirrup]

What ... how

[lost lily]

https://www.speedrun.com/gtao?h=Casino_Heists-aggressive-warps-true&x=q25gj4wd-j846o9jl.21dowy4q-6njpoken.192ye80q

[nocturne fossil]

manupilating what preps occur and warping

[opal rock]

This guy maths

[turbid spire]

and then u only need 10m more to buy the mansion

uh..hipotetically speaking ofc

[fossil dagger]

I'm so good

[lost lily]

cuz it's multiple hosts

single host is above 30 min

[hollow owl]

Well gn chat

🫡

[nocturne fossil]

what does single host or the latter mean?

always wondered while being on sr.com

[lost lily]

multiple people hosting and stealing heist equipment

vs one guy hosting

[nocturne fossil]

stealing other peoples equipment?

[lost lily]

yea

they just drop the equipment in front of main guy's arcade

[untold dock]

birdstrike!

[west stirrup]

Wot heist is that

[lost lily]

clickbaiting clown

[west stirrup]

Eh?

[turbid spire]

where clickbait?

[lost lily]

triple money in big ass font and casino image in back

and the thing which is 3x is not even in that pic

[west stirrup]

Obviously the free penthouse is triple money

[merry marsh]

yeah he does that often

[fast bridge]

100% clickbait text

[covert atlas]

Gotta pay those bills I guess

[nocturne fossil]

guys

i think iam missing something here?

[west stirrup]

Hm?

[nocturne fossil]

one of cora's friends is not taking the checkpoint

and iam starting to think iam doing something wrong

[lost lily]

U have to go to that checkpoint

[nocturne fossil]

is he testing something?

i feel like clueless here

i dont remember any strat here not to take checkpoint

well he's a geht member so i assume he knows what he doing

[untold dock]

human slab raid

[lost lily]

Well u gotta trigger that checkpoint
After that only 1 guy has to follow the plane. Rest can do whatever

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

who

[lost lily]

I don't think blg there is even possible

[untold dock]

why not

[nocturne fossil]

any purpose to do blg?

[untold dock]

can you take cover on a cargo plane

[lost lily]

Can't think of any

[nocturne fossil]

oh prolly to blg near the red garage?

[untold dock]

you wouldn't get the car

[nocturne fossil]

and then warp back there?

[lost lily]

But u have to deliver deluxo

[nocturne fossil]

ah nvm xd

[lost lily]

I did blg once in mc sell with bagger. thought it was impossible on that bike

[nocturne fossil]

if possible in mk2 its possible in most bikes

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel VLAK

Let's steal

From the casino

[rancid parcel]

Retired

AND ITS 8AM

[nocturne fossil]

jeez how long did u stay up?

[rancid parcel]

I didnt i slept like a normal person and now im at work

[lost lily]

Unretire yourself and get that elite t shirt

[rancid parcel]

No ty, I like my French fries eaten and not be put on a shirt

[lost lily]

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

It's 6AM

I'm sooner

[rancid parcel]

GO BACK TO SLEEP

[nocturne fossil]

people who got french fries t-shirt declare casuals as fresh fry

[plucky burrow]

I just woke up

[spice inlet]

Any news on the update?

[lost lily]

Casino 2x

Penthouse free

[spice inlet]

Yup just saw it. Thanks

[blissful urchin]

hello there

[nocturne fossil]

is this good time for peasants like me or ?

there are who've gone far lower its wild xd

[burnt maple]

It’s tony spaghetti

[west stirrup]

What.

How in the what in the

[nocturne fossil]

what?

[lost lily]

Not even sub 3

[nocturne fossil]

it was chill run xd

[west stirrup]

The time

Is kinda absurd to me

How fast

[nocturne fossil]

cheesecakes friends

[lost lily]

WR is like 2:05 something

[nocturne fossil]

yeah thats a more absurd time than what i did here

[west stirrup]

Do they just eat the bullets

[lost lily]

Yes

[lost lily]

https://youtu.be/K6Xa2hMpq-Y?si=0E6lJq1stEl34Vlj

[nocturne fossil]

i was the spammer he was the runner in the run i did

i didnt fix my loadout xd

that heist inv was unexpected

[cunning python]

3 mins damn

2 minutes wtf!!!!

[dense cliff]

2 mins 💀

[silk shuttle]

my best ever was like 2:56 i'm p sure

2:06 is

[cunning python]

What a run

Is there a pov form the other guy

https://youtu.be/BOG5NpCtMaQ?si=RaVNxH7_2cfhx2hc

[silk shuttle]

yes there is

[cunning python]

Oleg will u do dcmm 2 with me

[silk shuttle]

hell no
not because it's with u but because dcmm

[nocturne fossil]

its fun tho :D

except rapid fire ofc xd

[cunning python]

Nah the worst one was when it bugged out and reset at the start of VOLATOL mission

It was the run.

[nocturne fossil]

oh yeah that happened on my first dcmm

since then ive being starting preps from the war roon with everyone inside

and i host

[cunning python]

Well not really cause we continued cause it didn't reset for my friend but he blew himself up in finale

And my last attempt ended like this

[nocturne fossil]

inconceivable

[cunning python]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969018198508863549/1362562464461488128/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.04.18_-_00.55.35.04.DVR.mp4?ex=691f9cae&is=691e4b2e&hm=13e4a23890506f264a68b9611cb5dceb2f1327469db540ad29633d2135639997&

[silk shuttle]

i am not going to watch this

i don't wanna hurt myself by watching this

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

Helo oreo

[silk shuttle]

helo roomy

[cunning python]

Idk why that train was there

[nocturne fossil]

oreo has that emoji tooo

how?

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

My og cmm also got fkd by train

[nocturne fossil]

thats even more inconceivable

[cunning python]

What emoji does he not have

[cunning python]

😭

[nocturne fossil]

the side eye pepe

[tame holly]

Im guessing on the Benson mission ?

[lost lily]

Yea #gta-online-mk2 message

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

that one xd

[cunning python]

Ripp

[abstract ether]

Tfw You realize you might have an old podium vehicle that's one of the vehicles that was removed and somebody wants it or at least a copy

[silk shuttle]

removed

[cunning python]

Dumbest thing they ever did

[abstract ether]

I had somebody randomly in a public session ask if I had a vapid FMJ I wasn't sure so I looked at my podium vehicles and turns out I did have one so I was able to have it so they got it from LSCM

[cunning python]

And removing game stats in website
And profile
And messages
And chat on Enhanced
And nerfing Lazer Hydra

[abstract ether]

Sometimes gathering some vehicles can be beneficial if they remove them

[nocturne fossil]

bro i agree with all points here

i bet they gonna screw something on the update too

[lost lily]

Not sure about lazer hydra part but agree with the rest

[tame holly]

inb4 they put the d5 bug on the weaponized tampa somehow

[lost lily]

Doesn't matter much. Would still die to 1 missile

[tame holly]

gm glitchers :

[lost lily]

Don't think tampa would be any worse than D5

And it's a lot slower too

[tame holly]

yeah but i feel like the double minigun would be way more broken than the c4 the d5 uses

[lost lily]

And drop proxy mines

[cunning python]

A nerf that came way too late. It really wasn't that op anymore imo, we have railgun and explo snipper

[lost lily]

Nah that shit was busted

[cunning python]

They nerfed it too hard it's only good for occasional dog fight

Yeah well now you see ppl use b11 or Pyro

Fly right above ur head and fire missiles

Nearly impossible to kill

Or I'm jsut bad

[lost lily]

Which still is not as bad as those op canons

[cunning python]

Meh I feel railgun would've been fine

I just kinda msis the old jets

[lost lily]

Lazer canons still do really good damage to vehicles

[cunning python]

I suppose

[lost lily]

Destroying a sell vehicle with lock on jammer, lazer is still the best option

[nocturne fossil]

i use the hydra without vtol

the canons are more in the centre for that extra edge

i could use vtol if needed

incase i dont wanna use savage

[lost lily]

Savage too clunky for me

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[tame holly]

d5 is currently completely bulletproof due to a bug

[nocturne fossil]

dont tell me the tampa has it now

[tame holly]

"in before", it doesn't have it

[nocturne fossil]

[cunning python]

I had a guy try kosafks missiles during my acid sale

[rancid parcel]

Kosafks

[tame holly]

welp that is a very tough way to attempt it, those missiles aren't exactly precise

[cunning python]

Neither were his underdeveloped his brains

[lost lily]

They're not homing. You've to manually steer them

And it's kinda awkward

[cunning python]

I know

My dpi is high but for some reason it's hard to steer

[tame holly]

I know this, i somehow missed the valkyrie during the cayo weapon prep with those

[cunning python]

Merryweather hq is an instant skip to the next inv session

[opal rock]

You missed the heli that sits still?

[tame holly]

yup

tbf it was night time

[sturdy tapir]

[silk shuttle]

"too soon" but it's been at least half a year

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

lester is really smart obv

[opal rock]

Tbf half a year would be too soon irl

[tame holly]

true, but that would be multiple years in game bc of the 48min day cycle

[silk shuttle]

but converting irl to gta it's been a decade at least

[lost lily]

Brucie's leg about to get shot for 1384884th time

[silk shuttle]

how did you know that i was going for the danny brown approach

[lost lily]

Yunga is popular among speedrunners

[silk shuttle]

i do it bc it's the most effortless

[cunning python]

Couldn't resist the 2x

[opal rock]

Do speedrunners get bored and do super slow runs for the lols?

[cunning python]

Unfortunately you'll be on Enhanced

[cunning python]

Slowwalkers

[lost lily]

Looting double daily with yung is actually easier than other approaches

[opal rock]

Or challenge yourself by only driving and walking backwards

[tame holly]

the 2x on casino heist was totally unexpected, i'm assuming most people who threw it out there as aprediction was a joke

[lost lily]

And then furia for getaway

[nocturne fossil]

yes they do

and they play with low levels and practice the worst case scenarios

[lost lily]

HLR elite with bmx

[nocturne fossil]

and panto

[opal rock]

Like taking an hr on fleeca

[silk shuttle]

aint care

[tame holly]

why did u even register as mc ?

[lost lily]

Cuz it's better

[nocturne fossil]

quick mk2 spawn

[silk shuttle]

to request the shitstick 3000

[tame holly]

pff imagine still using the mk2, regular cars are more fun

[silk shuttle]

they are

[nocturne fossil]

the guy in question is a pro racer actually xd

[opal rock]

“Pro”

[lost lily]

Regular cars are kinda boring. Give me my batmobile and sauce machine

[silk shuttle]

i can read this channel while flying on a shitstick 3000 in a straight line

[nocturne fossil]

rocket league is fun but gotta play the gta aspect too

[opal rock]

But can you do it in a velum

[nocturne fossil]

and press winkey and G to basically go semi-afk

[silk shuttle]

i mean really who cant

[nocturne fossil]

u need to constantly lift the velum up

i used to leave my old scent bottle on my keyboard while piloting jets

[opal rock]

I flipped the velum while typing here before

[nocturne fossil]

would goto washroom and come

max 1min or else jet crash xd

[opal rock]

Tbf I’m on phone/controller combo

[nocturne fossil]

i never touched a controller in my life

[opal rock]

That’s wild

[nocturne fossil]

iam weird person

[lost lily]

I've one but i rarely use it

[tame holly]

well i'm a console player, i think that should say everything about my controller experience

[silk shuttle]

i am the controller of a controller, who is, ironically enough, also controlled
@cunning python

[nocturne fossil]

yeah bring back gta chat

[opal rock]

Burn them their ai

[lost lily]

I'd get one of those keyboards with analog input for gta 6 then there'd be no need for controller

For me

[opal rock]

Real pros fly with the nipple mouse apparently

[nocturne fossil]

what mouse?

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

tbf kb mouse have some weird stuff control wise

[opal rock]

Nipple mouse?

[tame holly]

for example the chernobog has a better turning radius with mouse steering

[nocturne fossil]

(proceeds to goooogle )

[opal rock]

Like they had/have on thinkpads

The little round one in the middle of the keyboard

[tame holly]

oh shit that thing, i have one on the laptop i'm using rn

[nocturne fossil]

oh so thats what its called

[opal rock]

That’s what I thought they’re called

[nocturne fossil]

i thought it was to pleasure my thinkpad

[nocturne fossil]

they had a different name too

[cunning python]

Noisecontroller(s)

[silk shuttle]

[burnt maple]

duckkyyy

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

i hit the casino in 3 hours

[lost lily]

I've gold ready. Easy 3.5M

[tame holly]

i've got nothing ready but i will be grinding casino

i don't even know the target, hoping for artwork since i think i'm on sns

[rancid parcel]

Why did I get a whole freaking email for this?

@burnt maple you are aware im retired right?

[burnt maple]

nope not until now

[fossil dagger]

"I'm retired"

barraight

[vocal geode]

[burnt maple]

says retired on your name but you are in gta right now

[vocal geode]

Yea coz I opened it

[burnt maple]

guess who plays at 120fps with 50% gpu usage

[vocal geode]

[tame holly]

I def could reach those fps, if my screen supported it and my gpu ran at 15000% or some number like this

[burnt maple]

you on console

[tame holly]

well i do have a laptop

its a potato gaming wise but its still a laptop

[burnt maple]

you can make your gpu run at 15000% you just need to use liquid nitrogen as cooler

[tame holly]

i don't even think i have a gpu, its integrated graphics

• memory wise it would also really struggle 8GB of RAM

[burnt maple]

if your laptop screams when you open gta5 yes its integrated graphics

[tame holly]

u srs think i own gta on pc ?

[silk shuttle]

i mean really who doesn't

[tame holly]

why would i buy a game i know wont run well on my pc ?

[silk shuttle]

idk that's above my paygrade

[lost lily]

Should've claimed it when it was free on epic

[burnt maple]

[silk shuttle]

got 2 golds on both chars

[burnt maple]

sell your ps6 buy a pc with the pesos

[tame holly]

technically not my ps5, its the family, + i have a lot of games on it that i would also need to buy on pc, not worth it

[silk shuttle]

boutta get rich this week

[burnt maple]

i got 900k in total

[silk shuttle]

that's more than 65k

[burnt maple]

sell your ps7 download cracked games on pc

[burnt maple]

gonna make 500k later to spend all on blackjack

[opal rock]

Was that you who sent the r* friend request?

[vocal geode]

He is targeting everyone

[burnt maple]

yes my old account got banned for tax invasion

[opal rock]

Request denied

[burnt maple]

only people i was friend with

[opal rock]

Tax invading lol

[burnt maple]

eggsactly

[silk shuttle]

tax invasion

[sturdy tapir]

@opal rock is the new weekly update live already

[opal rock]

No idea

I’m currently sat in my car waiting to fit new tyres

[sturdy tapir]

For winter season?

[opal rock]

For not crashing season

Tread is getting low

[burnt maple]

good for drifting

[opal rock]

Not much cause for drifting on the school run tbh

[sleek prism]

30min

[opal rock]

Isn’t it back to 9 now it’s not bst

[dense cliff]

How the fuck I lost my Oppresor

[vocal geode]

Mors mutual

[dense cliff]

It's not there

[sleek prism]

When you dont own an oppressor, you cant lose it

[burnt maple]

will you guys joi9n both crew sell session tomorrow?

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

[dense cliff]

How it's on auto shop

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Maybe you moved it ?

[dense cliff]

Probably, but strange since you cant store oppresor inside the autoshop..

[opal rock]

Bad times for me

[sleek prism]

Why to join both? Should be able to sell everything in one session

[opal rock]

For the comraderie

[dense cliff]

I hope it was guaranteed diamond for first time on casino heist

[turbid spire]

I lost it in facility today as well

[opal rock]

Can have diamonds every time for the low low price of £6.99

[dense cliff]

Man its not cheap in my country

[west stirrup]

10 minutes until the moment of truth

[untold dock]

tunables already updated

[dense cliff]

So

How the truth

[tame holly]

the real question will players actually get the money from casino heist depite the limit in place

[dense cliff]

Lets see

lol

5 million for full upgrade penthouse

[tame holly]

well that's the normal price

i still have mine completely non upgraded

(minus the garage)

[dense cliff]

1,5m discount

[west stirrup]

Well the limit is above 7mil

[tame holly]

oh, so i guess its really an issue for replay glitchers (aka not me)

[west stirrup]

Huh why?

[dense cliff]

Uh which better ricky or yohan for painting

[neon acorn]

Free penthouse baby

@sleek prism

[burnt maple]

hell yeah

[tame holly]

here comes the pc players getting kicked by the mantrap

[tidal yew]

[dense cliff]

And blaming their teamate

Lmao

[tidal yew]

What u doin now?!?!

[neon acorn]

VICE CITY BABY

[neon acorn]

30fps here I come

[tidal yew]

So no looking for job?!

[neon acorn]

You mean irl or

[opal rock]

Limit is 7.5

[tidal yew]

Irl

[neon acorn]

oh dear

Lemme yap rq

[dense cliff]

How long yohan time in the vault

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I'm working
learning Japanese
coding
learning maths advanced
going out to the arcade
NOT PLAYING GTA 5

[opal rock]

Busy busy

[tame holly]

well a lot of players are going to the arcade this week in gta ofc

[tidal yew]

I'm just interested that u learning Japanese that's all

Bakaa

[neon acorn]

Lemme play in your arcades

[neon acorn]

tsundere

[tidal yew]

Im not i like yandere