gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

not a bad grind with 2x

[sleek prism]

suicide pilots, god damn

[silk shuttle]

i'm about to click on this, let's see how soon i see someone mentining gta 6

[untold dock]

not very soon

[silk shuttle]

24th

[covert compass]

Did you see

Oreo

[silk shuttle]

that photo is cursed bc there's no camera in the reflection

you could argue that it was taken by a vampire but it's daytime so that can't be it

[hollow owl]

I agree
https://youtu.be/kAqeMuROZcg?si=kr32wX4kji4Y1VFh

Need to delay gta6 again

[daring bobcat]

you want mk2 in gta6?

[hollow owl]

The mk3

[daring bobcat]

do you need me to call you an ambulance?

[silk shuttle]

i'll do it

@hollow owl you are an ambulance

[hollow owl]

I'm a ambulance?

I mean i was a cop a few months ago

[static smelt]

In the game do you guys demand respect?

[silk shuttle]

in the words of flippy, i mean really who doesn't

[sleek prism]

We definitely dont need any Oppressor in gta vi.

[lost lily]

either have all the futuristic shit or none

[sleek prism]

None

[lost lily]

only reasonable ones which i think are jetpack without missiles and stromberg with torpedos only

[woeful needle]

“If twitter reviews were honest”

[woeful needle]

It’s won’t be that’s a gta V story thing

You can tell which ones are franchise and which ones are story

[nocturne fossil]

i dont think they'll add these again

maybe one or two rocket cars for storymode but thats still less of a chance

if they dont patch the d5 this dlc we'll see what kind of stance the devs take

[wintry ermine]

I love arena war spikes

Always killing people by simply touching them

[lost lily]

normal boost on zr380 ew

[pulsar orchid]

shunt boost is lowkey expensive ash

idrk what it does either

[lost lily]

this #gta-online-mk2 message

[fleet sluice]

[steep ether]

The fuck is this

[plucky burrow]

A car

[nocturne fossil]

POV when you goto a cheap mechanic

[covert compass]

This how car doors be opening in cp 2077

[nocturne fossil]

i dont like the RE7B much tbh

[covert compass]

No honor you

Specially you

[nocturne fossil]

changing the wheels makes the custom ones smaller

i dont want honor

S80RR and LM87 ftw

[steep ether]

I sold the one i got from the car meet

It's so ugly

[covert compass]

For the big amount of free.99

[steep ether]

Yeah but it takes up space in the garage

[nocturne fossil]

a similar car to that is the s80rr

i use that when i dont want people sitting in my car

[steep ether]

I have the lm87 replicating the sauber C9

[nocturne fossil]

oh alr

[steep ether]

The re7b is an abomination

It looks like a modern audi LMP1 with a mazda 787b

Plus the other ones are better too

[knotty briar]

Fuck dude the doors are light you don’t gotta open them that hard

[dense cliff]

Is the vehicle worth to get on LSCM Podium Vehicle?

[covert compass]

Its worth every penny

[nocturne fossil]

what car is it?

i didnt even check it xd

oh god no

[covert compass]

The princessbubbleguminator 6000

[dense cliff]

[lost lily]

it'll take just one drag race

so why not

[dense cliff]

https://youtube.com/shorts/y3wWNZxvqkc?si=2h0OEAsNkfYUGVQ_

Is this real chat

[turbid spire]

is it just fantasy?

[steep ether]

Not if you have a better car, and many are better

[woeful needle]

That’s fake

The prices are probably close though

[plucky burrow]

How do these even work

[tidal yew]

Back to lumbago?

[nocturne fossil]

looks like somebody just changed his name and assumed nobody would notice

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Always has been

[rancid parcel]

Just press the button

[plucky burrow]

I will rob your mansion

[rancid parcel]

I dont even own 1.

[plucky burrow]

You own 2

Take 2

[rancid parcel]

Lies

[plucky burrow]

I will reside in your mansion

[rancid parcel]

You will reside nowhere because I dont own it.

[plucky burrow]

We'll see about that

[rancid parcel]

There is no we.

[plucky burrow]

😟

[steep ether]

Am i the only one who keeps getting infinite loading screens whenever i try to get inside the freakshop

50% chance

[plucky burrow]

Public lobby

[steep ether]

So it works in invite only?

[turbid spire]

works anywhere its just pub has longer loading screens as usual

[nocturne fossil]

i always see your name without the " S "

dont judge me pls

[tidal yew]

You are a chameleon

[cunning python]

Your half? There is no your half there's only my ALL of it

[nocturne fossil]

"look that is completely uncool alright"

[silk shuttle]

#gta-tech-support message

[fierce mason]

Too bad i stole them

Thank btw
I needed all of this money

[tame holly]

i am glad to have been done with autoshop t4 a long ass time ago

i can ignore that shitty dialogue

[sleek prism]

This is my 2nd robbery..

[tame holly]

u have 25 to do

and a lot of cars to tune and drive

at least its easily soloable

[sleek prism]

only

[fierce mason]

Ive done one and i was tired of these people speaking

[tame holly]

did u do the 10 daily exports ?

[sleek prism]

yesterday yes

[tame holly]

nice, that one is painful, its just sparrow around the map and praying it spawns

I did the daily exotic exports in feb 2024, that was a WHILE ago

[sleek prism]

I found 3 solo pretty easily, then cheesecake joined to my session, we finished his i/e and usually when I was flying near Paleto Bay he found a car in the city :D

[sleek prism]

nice

ceo / hangar crates might take some time to finish

1 nice thing, you can stash your own wedge to use in finale

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

if i get a for every mf moodyman says

[plucky burrow]

Chamillionaire

[tidal yew]

[dense cliff]

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

we wouldnt need to rob mr rubio

[dense cliff]

we do still need to rob rubio, hed still rich after alot of people robbing him

[rancid parcel]

What's wrong with thar guy?

[tidal yew]

As in the car thar?!

[plucky burrow]

U

Omg she's here

😟

[rancid parcel]

💢

Im gonna disappear

[plucky burrow]

Nooooo

Stay

I wanna show you something

[rancid parcel]

Nope

The division needs me

[plucky burrow]

Stop playing mid

[rancid parcel]

Best*

[plucky burrow]

That couldn't be diamond casino heist aggro gold

[hollow owl]

I like Bip

Personal opinions I guess

[rancid parcel]

Well he doesn't respond well towards stupid questions

That's about it

[rancid parcel]

Is it legal to keep telling others to dm me stuff?

Nothing offensive its just annoying but keep getting some because of a certain someone

[hollow owl]

I don't see it being illegal telling ppl to DM you or unless your asking smth else, it just woke up

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

They doing what?

[dense frigate]

Revolver glitch works insane against mk2 oppressored

And with rijus

[wicked sundial]

If you've told them not to, then it's certainly harassment, imo.

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

who

[lost lily]

vigi noob

heli pros

[rancid parcel]

The freaking millisecond pause for the Brake 😭

[broken musk]

“This is 2025, not much is illegal.”

[tidal yew]

Damn who?!

[celest wyvern]

Lumb just wants to slime someone

[stoic sage]

[broken musk]

Bruh wtf? I threw a sticky bomb at an NPC but I am pretty sure they ate it

[tame holly]

npcs figured out how to godmode glitch, we are cooked

[broken musk]

[spice inlet]

Cloudfare still down..

damn

[knotty briar]

I thought it was my phone. Glad to know it’s not me

[spice inlet]

first aws

and now cloudfare

[knotty briar]

Even Twitter struggling atm

[broken musk]

imagine relying on cloud based services

Couldn’t be me

Physical data that I can look after with my own two eyes is the only way for me

[broken musk]

Yes and how is my misinformation truth social?

[tame holly]

yeah, its needed for websites to work nowadays, no real way around it

[knotty briar]

Brain dead as usual

[broken musk]

Excellent

The outage is probably partly why I couldn’t transfer data to my new MacBook yesterday too

[knotty briar]

I don’t use twitter to talk to people though. I use it for cars and “other things”

Only things it’s really good for

[broken musk]

I haven’t used twitter in awhile, mainly haven’t used social media except for this one in awhile bc it’s getting too toxic

[knotty briar]

It’s toxic no matter where you go. Discord is no different at times

[tame holly]

I had a funny bug a few years ago for casino heist, got the first playthrough of the heist on hard

for some reason the game thought i didn't have an arcade before and restarted the whole story for casino heist from scratch

but it still remembered i hosted it multiple time previously and could pick hard mode

[sturdy tapir]

It's also down

[broken musk]

but then how are people supposed to spread conspiracies and misinformation?

[tame holly]

well there is always 4chan

nvm it also uses cloudflare

[broken musk]

Ffs we need this cloudfare fixed ASAP. My citizens are gunna start smartening up if they go too long without their brain rotting internet

[knotty briar]

I’m at work with nothing to do literally I’m fucked right now

[spice inlet]

It's going down soon

[dense cliff]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1p08yvn/10_days_guys_dont_spend_your_money/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=25a3a33e-81a5-4b9c-b441-979b5609271a&post_fullname=t3_1p08yvn&post_index=0&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&target_user=Far-Canary8305&utm_content=post_title&utm_medium=Email Amazon SES&%243p=e_as&_branch_match_id=1503332662502785617&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA22Q207DMBBEvyZ9S5vESS9IFUJF%2FY3VJt6mFr5p7RDywrezocATkm2NzmjGa99zjulpt2PS2uQtxri1xr%2FtVHwumlbFMwGmjcjAZjQeLUxsz%2Fc1VaiXornKmud5%2B5MfghPAsseMwUsViRbqyOckso7VcXn3q6pA45JgnOTQwWdIkbyGJUwMLnha1nYlF3RNq4kirIMV6jXzJKX7ITCTxWyCB6OFNx0qVIrKY41d2fanoezbti5Ph1Pf7atTc6hRcjGkDLfJWo%2BO1joFf0M9TOM1fYhTCWC6iSKHxoI2I6X8gDCgi2hG%2F7%2Bb5BED%2FXoCM%2FJIGaZELPSKXF7QIy9HVXViT9nBIH8gvyT29xTZZEubT2kjZuNH6DnMEj9f7hwcfQGKvEuxuQEAAA%3D%3D

Is this real chat?

Huh damn so long link

[twin drum]

everything after the question mark is unnecessary

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1p08yvn/10_days_guys_dont_spend_your_money

[hollow owl]

You dont tell me what to so random Reddit user

[twin drum]

i was just demonstrating that the link still works if you delete basically all of it, i didnt even click it and have no clue what's in that thread

[dense cliff]

[untold dock]

god acid lab resupplying fucking sucks

[fierce mason]

purchase it

[untold dock]

that doesn't advance career progress

[fierce mason]

I see

[untold dock]

the game just keeps giving me the shittiest fucking missions

got the tractor one 6 times in a row now

[twin drum]

iirc it matters a lot where your truck is standing at the moment you start the mission

[tame holly]

tier list of acid lab ressuply from worst to best :
tractor > mule > air drop > chemical > deludamol

[untold dock]

yes but moving it isn't practical

there's a cooldown on requesting it again, even after changing a session

the only reasonable way to do this is to spawn in the freakshop and just find a new session every time you get a shit mission

which is most of the time

[gray parcel]

you can mule the supply trailer, but then also have to mule a tractor to be able to deliver it

which i think is faster than just driving

[untold dock]

is it though

especially when you factor in getting the mule

[tame holly]

well u 2 player it duh

[untold dock]

i respect my friends enough to not ask them to waste their time on acid resupplies

final stretch

[tame holly]

well i have to stick with randos for it anyway cuz none of my friends play gta on ps5

(and yes that includes lfg)

What i have left for drug wars t4

not going for it at all rn

[neon acorn]

@sleek prism can you add me on steam and add a profile comment?

[fierce mason]

And you have to listen to that guy dialouge
That is torture

[tame holly]

well i did autoshop a long time ago

[fierce mason]

Ah you now prepared

But its still torture

[tame holly]

but nah rn i'm going for 3 of them for sure since they are close to being done

guzman, casino heist and cayo

18M for cayo, 16M for casino and 2.6M for guzman

[untold dock]

still need to do cash undetected for casino

very soon i'll only have very shitty career things left

1000 hangar crates, arena way and adversary modes

[tame holly]

I'm doing arena on the side, since the wins are free when its a low level

I'm at rank 6 rn

[sleek prism]

Huh, why comment

[neon acorn]

I’m collecting

Add whatever you'd like

I’m sending you my friend code

[nocturne fossil]

whats cooking doc?

[fossil dagger]

What about me

I wanna say

Something

Cool

😎

[nocturne fossil]

friend code huh

i wonder what that is

[fossil dagger]

Why don't you have anything interesting in your bio for

Booooring

[nocturne fossil]

because iam an uninteresting person?

what did u think i have mini madrazo as the pfp for? xd

[fossil dagger]

I know that place

It's the cutscene when you finish cayo for the first time

[fossil dagger]

I'm so cool

[neon acorn]

Real

Tell them Mikkdiesel

miesel

[fossil dagger]

@neon acorn

[tame holly]

no its the place where u kill popov in a prison break setup

[neon acorn]

…

[fossil dagger]

Am i a wall to you

[neon acorn]

ITS A WALL

A WALL

ITS A WALLY

AAAAAH

TRAUMA

[nocturne fossil]

yeah i wanted to screenshot of my character but later ended up using the same picture for mini madrazo

[neon acorn]

Wall is the best person I've ever come across from this server

[nocturne fossil]

also ahem future mansion location

[fossil dagger]

like DAMNN

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

I miss Wall

[lost lily]

i'm looking at wall rn

[fierce mason]

I would never be able to do that because i would have crashed on the tire

[sleek prism]

that was.. shit. Probably would have set only 1 signal jammer if I knew I have to rob only 1 bank.. but ofc I set all 6 jammers and rob 6 banks..

[untold dock]

you do have to rob all banks?

the signal jammers are a waste of time though

start the mission and change session

[sleek prism]

not doing it again tho, maybe grind ud until 25 total done

need to do 3 different contracts more

• union depository
• super dollar
• agency deal

[untold dock]

superdollar sucks now that you can't access garages and use whatever vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

yeah bro they had no reason to do that

using vigi was fun there xd

[untold dock]

i get why but i don't get why after all this time and not immediately

[untold dock]

yes

[sturdy tapir]

bro occupied the whole bed

😭

[covert compass]

what are you wating for, search him

[celest wyvern]

He's not so corrupt look at him sleeping♥️

[sleek prism]

Yeah

[gray parcel]

draw me like one of your french business men

[copper fossil]

how many new listing missions are there to do

[west stirrup]

three

[copper fossil]

I heard they aren’t very fun

[turbid spire]

Eh debatable

[sturdy tapir]

i wanna use GUNS

[west stirrup]

They're servicable

[turbid spire]

I find it was more fun when I didn't, more unique

Going for the challenge, even if it's not a decent payout, is more fun

[turbid spire]

Yea, very adequate as a teaser imo

My only issue was...I fail to see how destroying ur own stuff will help to speed up the construction XD

[fast bridge]

We don’t know if Miguel’s mansions is purchasable

[gray parcel]

this interior all i need

[tame holly]

Well at least we can be their neighbor, close enough

[static smelt]

I need this on the wall and it's home sweet home

[untold dock]

looked back at the wrong time

[hollow glade]

Never a wrong time to look back in gta

[merry marsh]

rip

[steep ether]

I know this wasn't an impressive dogfight but i felt like a god after that first manuever to get behind him

[merry marsh]

better than any dogfighting i could do

[livid agate]

thats on them tbh. They didnt check their blindspot before performing a maneuvere

[nocturne fossil]

guys iam back with the milk

whats cooking in this chat?

[daring bobcat]

hi friend

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/tezfunz2/status/1990916175333597282?s=46

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Spanish and Korean translations of this article suggest we are receiving three new mansions in total.
#GTAOnline

X · Nov 18, 2025, 10:53 PM

Yall believe this?

[daring bobcat]

well yea, we already knew this

[nocturne fossil]

i do

[daring bobcat]

or wait does he mean 3 new buildings, or just 3 purchasable mansions

[nocturne fossil]

mansions

[daring bobcat]

well then yes, its true

[nocturne fossil]

tez is in this server yeah?

[daring bobcat]

no

[nocturne fossil]

never seen him speak

[daring bobcat]

are you sure about that

well the last time was 6 months ag

o

[nocturne fossil]

i meant i have never seen him speak since ive started speaking here

which is just a month ago probs

[nocturne fossil]

that many results is crazy tho ngl

[daring bobcat]

not really....

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam 😆

all dat messages and still level25

[nocturne fossil]

lester is keyboard warrior ofc he has more msgs

lettuce see how much msgs oreo has

ive seen oreo and saturn the most over the years i cant remember anyone else

[untold dock]

i have 130k

i think oleg might have more in the furry foot pics channel though

[daring bobcat]

!gta

[golden ravine]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @daring bobcat

[hollow owl]

I remember that, someone tagged him cuz I sent them the cayo % loot and Tez responded

[hollow owl]

Can confirm

[spiral lichen]

is there ingame chat yet

also any more info on the mansions?

aww

im redownloding for no reasaon ig

in a month sureee!

really omg

what do ineed to do

im boredi wanna play gta

but theres no one to play weithg

[untold dock]

beat some people up, steal a trailer full of trash and then beat some more people up

that's about the extent of the missions

[sturdy tapir]

HIYAAAAA

[blissful urchin]

Got banned from the heist teams discord for being an alt of an account I dont own?

Wonderful moderation over there honestly

[silk shuttle]

very on brand for that one

[nocturne fossil]

how do i remove the vest in og heists for male character?

i know how on the female one but male one barely used in heists xd

[sleek prism]

Heavy utility vest?
Interaction menu - Appearance - Accessories - Scarf (buy one)

[nocturne fossil]

that would work on the female

but it doesnt on the male one

actually i forgot i need to own more than one scarf for it to work

i use chains and it would remove the vest for the female but not the male one

[lost lily]

shemagh could work if u can change the masks

[nocturne fossil]

and i think earrings too

i thing i dont like buying useless stuff just for the extra edge in heists 😅

imma get the extra scarf i needed a white one anyway

never used a vest in cmms and would get yelled at all the time

[lost lily]

unless you're going for CMM, dont see the need to use heavy vest

[nocturne fossil]

i never used the vest in cmms and never died for not using it

so thats something

imagine doomsday letting use those for the first act heist

[nocturne fossil]

now it dont matter cuz its one guy spamming rockets while the other eats snacks and races downstairs

but for randoms it would be OP

[sleek prism]

Worked for me when I did cmm. But it doesnt work with duffel bag

[sleek prism]

And I own only one

[nocturne fossil]

which one?

i have the black desert scarf only which i bought several years ago

[nocturne fossil]

am i allowed to put pictures here?

[lost lily]

yea why not

[sleek prism]

Basic black

[dense cliff]

I hope next week is another heist week

[sleek prism]

I hope next week is another week

[dense cliff]

Always has been

[tame holly]

understood, time for x2 money on the fib art file and that's it

[sleek prism]

Hangar 2x

[dense cliff]

[sleek prism]

Ceo crates 2x

[dense cliff]

[tame holly]

x2 on oscar guzman would make my life a lot easier for career progress

[sleek prism]

Og heists 2x would be nice, I need like 36M more from them

[dense cliff]

Ah yes OG heist

[tame holly]

tbf wouldn't mind, would at least give me more chance to have non stupid people in lfg for my humane labs finale (i want elite)

[dense cliff]

XD

[tame holly]

had some that didn't even equip scuba suit when on ground bc quote "its only a few seconds faster"

its og heists elite, those are the tightest time wise in the game, those seconds are hella important

[dense cliff]

Series A Funding

[tame holly]

i only did pac standard elite thanks to the oob glitch

i think after humane i'll prob be going for fleeca elite, should be more free since i'm a decently fast driver

[dense cliff]

5 minutes without crashing into road blocks

[tame holly]

should be doable with alta street, getting to the kuruma will be fast with hsw hakuchou, and its just going left for the first 2 road block

last one will be a hit but it shouldn't cause problems

[nocturne fossil]

after practice possible

i used to do all elites in 30fps

[nocturne fossil]

not alta use integrity

[nocturne fossil]

i have this scarf

[tame holly]

i have both anyway, i thought alta was closer to the kuruma ?

[nocturne fossil]

not if u know the route from integrity

[tame holly]

which i don't, cuz looking at a map, alta should be faster all of the time, its literally a straight line, integrity is a bit farther

[nocturne fossil]

nah integrity is the fastest

[nocturne fossil]

go through the sewage

[tame holly]

oh i think i see the route

[nocturne fossil]

i tried to take a sceenshot at the end point and got run over by the train 🥀

u get the point

[tame holly]

Yeah it looks like this on a map ?

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

and minor strats like wearing a saved outfit with a mask will save milliseconds during the heist itself where ur required to equip masks

[tame holly]

yeah i can see it being faster, will just have to learn it properly and practice it on the hakuchou

[nocturne fossil]

the problem with alta is its hard to make that jump from the ledge

most of the time i crash and fall down due to how low the bike is

iam somewhat forced to use bati and wheelie over

with integrity the path is shorter and i can use Hdrag

[tame holly]

tbf after a bit of practice and if i get a fast driller, that should be ez

• the kuruma is ez to drive so it shouldn't be a huge issue

[nocturne fossil]

yeah park the car inside the bank

u can warp into it

[tame holly]

seen a clip, just drive backwards after putting the mask on

[nocturne fossil]

and use the heavy with fmj rounds

[tame holly]

for the cams ?

[nocturne fossil]

on the last roadblock u can shoot the gas tank of the police vehicles to clear the way

so u dont have to loose speed from smashing through

it doesnt always work but just have the weapon anyway

aiming on console might be hard than pc

[tame holly]

oh, tbf my aim sucks, especially with drive by, prob will just attempt to not lose too much speed from it

(stick drift also doesn't help)

[dense cliff]

But they have assist aim

[tame holly]

not with drive by weapons

[nocturne fossil]

cant aim assist on vehicle gas tanks

[dense cliff]

Yeahh

[fossil dagger]

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

Plot twist the TikToker is on PC platform

[dense cliff]

still no spoiler for tomorrow

[fossil dagger]

What

[silk shuttle]

too soon, too soon...

[dense cliff]

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

||2x cayo cash secondary loot||

[silk shuttle]

you know it

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Ew

[silk shuttle]

👉

[alpine basin]

his body is missing

[tidal yew]

Hi wallie

[alpine basin]

hello

[tidal yew]

How u doin!?

[alpine basin]

Could be better and could be worse

[tidal yew]

Work load?

[alpine basin]

something along that line

[silk shuttle]

his name is rayman

[tidal yew]

Ahh i get it furie's been busy too

[lament frigate]

Always let Oreo use emojis

[tidal yew]

If u dont mind me asking that what u do for work?!

Its all good if u dont wanna tell

[lament frigate]

in GTA?

He probably delivers weapons

[alpine basin]

I deliver drugs to certain facilities that host drug-free events for people trying to withdraw from them, or something like that I think

[tidal yew]

In rl

Though nvm

[west stirrup]

Probably the same thing

[tidal yew]

What if i said i wann join too

[alpine basin]

sounds like something a cop would say

[tidal yew]

I mean take the advantage even if like a big IF

im a cop ill tell other cops to stay away caz u guys clean

Ever thought abt that

[broken musk]

[plucky burrow]

What the update

@vocal geode jarvis

Ask chatgpt

[hollow owl]

Lmao Larzy

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Bad words

Use lfg

[tidal yew]

Ohh caz I did typed

That

Got it

[hollow owl]

Also, does anyone know the % chance of getting any of the 3 available casino primary loot

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Im doing casino alot rn and I want either paint or gold, not cash

Which i keep getting

[tidal yew]

I got diamonds

[hollow owl]

Yeah u have gta+

Noob

[tidal yew]

Nope

I don't

Do i look like to spend money in the game

[hollow owl]

Yes

Who doesn't

You get snacks and armour dont u?

[tidal yew]

Well i didn't paid a single penny after buying this game

[hollow owl]

Call MMI to get ur car back?

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

You buy shark cards

Ik u do

[tidal yew]

Remember the update when diamond was the only loot you'll get from casino

[hollow owl]

:catyes:

[tidal yew]

I just scouted out at that time n left the game

So it's still like that

[tidal yew]

Nah I dont

[hollow owl]

Well do the casino

[tidal yew]

I haven't open the game since like 4- 5 months now

[opal rock]

Sextp him back to under level 25 he doesn’t deserve to converse with us

Non gta playing mofo

[hollow owl]

I wanna get gold or paintings mann for casino

Not cash for the 2nd time in a row

[tidal yew]

I do wanna play i just dont get time

[hollow owl]

Well then grab time

[opal rock]

[tidal yew]

Nah its kind of a peak time goin in business

Can't just grab time uk

[hollow owl]

Why would you grab my kingdom?

UK = Untraceable's Kingdom

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

Untraceable has a Kingdom?

[hollow owl]

Always have

[tidal yew]

Whixh was given by me

[fierce mason]

Hmm

[tidal yew]

As a gift

[fossil dagger]

Y'all geezers

[hollow owl]

Uh no

Its mine

And always will be

Mine

[tidal yew]

Uhh yes

[tidal yew]

Who's the unwelcome party?

[fierce mason]

I stole untraceable MMI so...
But I got no interest between the conflict between you two
I already got what I want

[hollow owl]

No i sold it

And u made Temu MMI

[tidal yew]

[fossil dagger]

Party?

[fierce mason]

He sold it to me for like 1 dollar

[tidal yew]

Thats expensive

[hollow owl]

No i sold it just cuz I wanted to

Not to u specifically

Misinformation will not be tolerated

[tidal yew]

What abt the loan that val took?

[fierce mason]

Well I own the company so...

[fierce mason]

Valk forgiven

[hollow owl]

Valkyrie, fire this man

Actually il make him go away

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Lemme find it

[fierce mason]

OH NO
YOU WONT

[hollow owl]

Say it won't

I found it

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

What if I just put it in #gta-online

Cuz i can

[tidal yew]

I dare u

DO IT

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

Do it and you're fired

[hollow owl]

Nah

Fired from where

Im not working rn

Only person to do that is Valkyrie

[tidal yew]

Y u afraid of martol he got bigger things in dubai

[hollow owl]

Oh uh

I actually didn't mean to

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

I was gonna put a message

[fierce mason]

Oh that?
I thought you were refering to this one

[hollow owl]

But oh well

[tidal yew]

I know of one thing martol is scared of

[hollow owl]

Never seen this one be4

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

Supp

[fierce mason]

Its valk

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

Getting cold recently right

[vocal geode]

Damn

Take meds or consult a doctor

[tidal yew]

Ahh I was talking abt the weather

[vocal geode]

This guy is the best

[vocal geode]

Ohh yea i have like 13 degree rn

[tidal yew]

Damn it's around 20-21 here

Just ate a (garam samosa)

[vocal geode]

Im eating garlic bread stuffed one

[tidal yew]

Yehhh haha excellent

[tame holly]

when i woke up its was 0°C, had to defrost my windshield, cold came very quick this year

[tidal yew]

Damn you'rs too bad

[static smelt]

Not even GTA 7-8 will ever look like this 😞

They rather focus their games to look like silly animated cartoons

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

What are all the casino scope out points

Im missing the waste disposal one

[autumn epoch]

waste disposal?

[hollow owl]

Its for Bugstar approach

[autumn epoch]

oooooh its that one

yeah its in the sewer below the casino

[hollow owl]

How do I get there

[autumn epoch]

take a picture of the brick wall

[autumn epoch]

an opening in the storm drain

before the lake, on the west side of the drain

[hollow owl]

Thats drainage tunnel isnt it?

[autumn epoch]

uuuu yeah

[tame holly]

waste disposal is on the back side of the casino, right next to music locker

[autumn epoch]

i believe so

[gray parcel]

casino perrico

[hollow owl]

Just took a pic of tht and nothing happened

[tame holly]

did u get the side door, its on the corner right after the garage entry ?

[hollow owl]

Oh ffs

[autumn epoch]

wait it wasnt a brick wall

[hollow owl]

I needed to be further away

No

Thats for aggressive approach

[autumn epoch]

oooh

[tame holly]

Snapmatic moment

[autumn epoch]

waste disposal

cant launch the game as i dont have it installed

[hollow owl]

It was next to the Music Locker

I got it

[autumn epoch]

oooooooh

the black double door with a yellow sticker?

[tame holly]

yeah, used to use that exit point when i was new to casino heist, it was closer to the exit vehicles

(don't ask why i used to only pick zhaba as exit vehicle)

[hollow owl]

Staff exit for me always

Lmaoo

[tame holly]

tbf at the time i didn't know about chopper or sewer strats, that's my only defence

[hollow owl]

RWT248 helped me alot with the heists

[tame holly]

tbf same, that's when i realized that my strats were kinda shit

[broken musk]

:fail:

[sleek prism]

so this Club Drunk requires to get drunk 100 times..

[untold dock]

yep

another great award

[sleek prism]

very great

[untold dock]

and it seems to actually require blacking out, not just getting drunk

[sleek prism]

does it count macbeth

[untold dock]

yes

[sleek prism]

Amazing

[tame holly]

goddamn nightclub t4 sucks

[sleek prism]

well that getting drunk is easy. Order Macbeth, if you spawn outside of Nightclub, change session to spawn in Nightclub, repeat until 100

[sleek prism]

faster way, change session when the drunk effect starts

[untold dock]

50 stash houses, what a pain

[brittle hatch]

no popular enough for the ewo shot

[sleek prism]

50 more Macbeth shots

[rancid parcel]

Mikko on his Alcoholic grind...

[sleek prism]

Cheers

[rancid parcel]

Bald!

[fierce mason]

Hmm

[untold dock]

i now have pretty much nothing left for career progress that doesn't suck

[tame holly]

so i'm guessing hangar/nightclub is next ?

[untold dock]

pretty much

[tidal yew]

Is that even a thing

[untold dock]

hangar, nightclub, arena war, adversary modes

those are pretty much what's left

[tidal yew]

I heard with mansion update u get new missions too regarding mansion

[tame holly]

well probably, unless u are talking about the 3 new listings mission released last week

[tidal yew]

Nah nah like yatch missions

Like that

Mansion missions

MM

[dense cliff]

[tame holly]

I'd say they will be bigger with how much they are teasing the mansions in advance

[tidal yew]

Hopefully it will be fun n worth it

[olive lotus]

Hopefully mansions cost 2$

[green fractal]

No, we gonna trade them for a can of Sprunk.

[tidal yew]

Ah I'm thinking it will start from around 10m ig

[olive lotus]

Wait 10 mil would line up nicely with the highest shark card for them

[tame holly]

mansions will 100% be free, the 2M discount is secretly a 2M bonus money if u get a mansion on launch week

[olive lotus]

Plus the 1 mil

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

now stop drinking (i'm assuming u did the 2 baker missions that requires it)

[olive lotus]

Top tier alcoholic

[knotty briar]

Ms baker watching us get absolutely hammered and then steal the delivery truck

[tame holly]

got this one, i'm only missing under the influence and that part for casino t4 is done

[knotty briar]

I finally did T4 of the tuners update which was a pain

[nocturne fossil]

i have never been an alcoholic in gta or in irl

idk if i should be proud or not

[knotty briar]

What’s worse is the missions where it forces you to be

Like the one biker sell mission where you’re high driving the truck

[nocturne fossil]

who came up with that nonsense

[tame holly]

nah be proud of not being an alcoholic irl, i'm in the same group

[nocturne fossil]

i wanna drag that guy out so bad

[nocturne fossil]

if u get drunk before getting in the effect wears out i think

[lost lily]

I would take that weed sell mission over multiple sell vehicles anyday

[nocturne fossil]

been a while since ive tested

[sleek prism]

yes, penthouse bar

[knotty briar]

I just hate the MC selling missions in general

[nocturne fossil]

i dont do mc anymore

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup mc sell ?

[west stirrup]

Sure

[nocturne fossil]

i bet its trash trucks

[west stirrup]

nop

[nocturne fossil]

what was it

[west stirrup]

Truck

[nocturne fossil]

bro why do we get trucks when packing up with crews

solo i always got nonsense but the other way around its always one vehicle

[spice inlet]

Doesn't happen with me

[nocturne fossil]

prolly cuz players outside are blocking spawns thus on truck appears

[spice inlet]

I almost do all types of sale mission when I'm with my crew

In fact I always do sale missions with my crew and we get everything.

You're lucky

[nocturne fossil]

iam exaggerating

i get everything too

but solo i dont get one vehicle

with crews there is always a chance there is a single vehicle

[tame holly]

Yall have a crew and other reliable players to sell, i have to rely on randoms

[nocturne fossil]

your better selling solo bro

dont risk ur stuff with randoms

imagine some pleb crashing the dodo into pole and trees

[spice inlet]

Well now I've built enough skills and equipment that even in public lobbies if someone bothers me first, I'll rain hell on 'em

[turbid spire]

selling pub is the way

[spice inlet]

Get ur buddies on and rain hell on them griefers

[turbid spire]

yea, its not about the money, its about having fun ^^

[untold dock]

blocking spawns doesn't work on sell missions

someone come break the prison

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup prison break

[west stirrup]

Eghh fine

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

then we need 1 more

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

Was enjoying some lobby music Rumi join us

[sturdy tapir]

Shiiiiet

[west stirrup]

Actually uhh

[sturdy tapir]

i may have had enough with gta and am on vacation from it

But eh what the fuck gib an hour for install

@west stirrup

[sleek prism]

an hour? damn

fuck it, lets try later

no one online

[sturdy tapir]

I'm installing GTA

5

[knotty briar]

Prison break still hurts to do to this day

[brittle hatch]

10 years and you still don't know how to fly a velum ? might want to play another game you're not good at this one

[knotty briar]

It’s more just having to fly said velum back everytime the Prison team fucks up

Prisoner gets the AP pistol it’s so easy but people still manage to die

[abstract ether]

I remember before they allowed you to refill ammo from the interaction menu you would have to worry about potential ammo supply as a lower level with prison break

[fast bridge]

Lmao

[fossil dagger]

Real

[abstract ether]

It's definitely not a heist that people like but it can be hard nowadays to even find people that know what to do

[knotty briar]

Desperately running around the prison for more SMG ammo

Like if you weren’t getting solid headshots back then you were dead weight as the prisoner almost

[abstract ether]

I remember when I would do that heist sometimes not as a host and I would be put in a position that definitely wasn't the best for me. And I believe that was before the ability to restock ammo from interaction menu

[hollow owl]

I swear you have to be really bad to get caught by the guards leaving the vault in gruppe sechs casino heist

And be level 463

Ive done 3 casinos today

[tame holly]

either they kill someone at the basement for no reason or do their own things and fuck up cuz they don't know what they are doing

at least its better than some low levels trying to headshot the guards

[hollow owl]

This guy also drove into the sewer and tried hiding in the tunnel

Like do you not know the heli strat

Or even driving away from the casino

[tame holly]

i mean at least that's a strat that worked, when heli didn't spawn consistently from me, if i already fucked up elite i went for sewer strats to minimize cash lost from damage

[hollow owl]

Iirc you can drive away and try respawn it

He was def trolling though

Second we were out of sights from the cops, he started shooting

[tame holly]

oh yeah def trolling

[hollow owl]

I wanted to kick but we were basically at the end

And all they were getting was 15%

But the other guy had a brain

[tame holly]

at least its better than that low level at deliver emp i had once

[hollow owl]

I kick low levels lol

Atleast be over 200

[tame holly]

kept shooting with non silenced weapons despite the 3 sane dudes that kept yelling at him to use silenced weapons or not doing anything

[hollow owl]

I text my randoms and say "sit in the truck and dont move, im probably i can do it all"

And most times

They dont listen

[tame holly]

yeah but sometimes language barrier moment

[hollow owl]

True

[tame holly]

especially in europe, i can do french and english but anything else and i'm cooked

[hollow owl]

I just get annoyed when they respond "but it wasn't me" even tho it was smh

[tame holly]

i don't even get those types of responses, either its i'm sry or nothing at all

[sleek prism]

Not a good run

[turbid spire]

whenever I beat it, I consider a good run ^^

[untold dock]

i don't like that you can't replay hsw time trials after beating them

[knotty briar]

Don’t even give us the money for them just let us do them again

That let us just play the ones we need for the HSW elite livery

Took me so long to finally get it cause I had no idea what time trial I needed till it was the right week

[sleek prism]

@sturdy tapir do you have friends online in gta?

[sturdy tapir]

Hol on lemme chek

Who was seeing-things again

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

cheesecake

[sturdy tapir]

He's on

[sleek prism]

no more?

[sturdy tapir]

Yep

[sleek prism]

so we are 3/4 for pb

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

your just seeing things bro

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[sturdy tapir]

Oo i see remy is on

Kinda

[sleek prism]

@west stirrup prison?

[fast bridge]

Is this mansion interior leak real?

[west stirrup]

Hmm

[nocturne fossil]

holy guacamole

[knotty briar]

That’s fake

It’s a mod

[nocturne fossil]

looks like some epic stuff modders have made

[fast bridge]

Grave sight gaming posted it

[west stirrup]

wait

[gray parcel]

they look a bit apartment-y

[west stirrup]

^

Fuck why did it not reply originally

[knotty briar]

It’s on gta mods

[sleek prism]

what I wait

[knotty briar]

https://x.com/heyslickthatsme/status/1991188762118799812?s=12

Slick (@HeySlickThatsMe)

@GRAVESIGHTGTA @YouTube Clickbait
https://t.co/PgoRltlVCO

X · Nov 19, 2025, 4:56 PM

[west stirrup]

I just got on other game 😢

But i'll get on

[nocturne fossil]

if slick said that then yeah

[knotty briar]

Also people really think we’d have vending machines in our mansions?

[nocturne fossil]

[gray parcel]

i want an arcade machine that plays gta3

[west stirrup]

That'd be sick

Or gta 1 lol

[nocturne fossil]

close gtao and play gta3 xd

[knotty briar]

I want a personal vault like payday 2

[nocturne fossil]

or play mobile version?

[knotty briar]

Like give us the office safe/money decor but on like a big scale like a secret safe in the mansion

But it should be tied across all businesses like how much you’ve made over the course of every business

[fast bridge]

Tez said we’re getting this in the December dlc

[tame holly]

I hope we get another teaser maybe a sneak peak at a car that will be added ?

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism i joined

[knotty briar]

I’m more hoping it’s a good amount of community request cars

[sleek prism]

I see, we waiting things

[nocturne fossil]

no way thats crazy

[sturdy tapir]

Can't we just ping him

[sleek prism]

no, hes doing smth

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism LES DO DIS

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

weird ass guy came after me

sent me messages asking what country i'm from

[west stirrup]

Keep it with us

[untold dock]

then he sent mercs after me, put a bounty on me and miserably failed to kill me with a mk2

[nocturne fossil]

u were on ur main or sec char?

[untold dock]

main

[nocturne fossil]

if u were on ur main then no doubt

[daring bobcat]

new update soon?

[untold dock]

selling nc in public

[nocturne fossil]

i get griefed alot too xd

for simply existing

[untold dock]

yea but messaged first

i'll show the messages in a sec

[fast bridge]

December 9

[daring bobcat]

meaning the weekly update

the news soon

[fast bridge]

3-4PM est

[knotty briar]

Hoping for a good bonus tomorrow

[daring bobcat]

lets see

[fast bridge]

Watch it be hangar double or Doomsday heist Act III double

[nocturne fossil]

lowkey would be cool to have this soon

OG heists too perhaps

[fast bridge]

Act 3 double 85% is 3.8M

[knotty briar]

If Hangar double imma grind that for hours

[tame holly]

or superyacht x4

[sturdy tapir]

Pistol auto appeared into my hands even though i was UNARMED @sleek prism

@west stirrup

[daring bobcat]

pizza delivery x2

[tame holly]

that's also a possibility for the main bonus, as a mansion tie in

[west stirrup]

Noob

[sturdy tapir]

I haven't done a prison break in ages

[nocturne fossil]

you were destined to hold a pistol

[daring bobcat]

I have never done doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[gray parcel]

me neither

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

[gray parcel]

i've had one set up for like 6 years

[tame holly]

yall still don't have free lester for removing cops ?

[daring bobcat]

I did one set up to get the tier 1

[sturdy tapir]

I do.

[gray parcel]

i'll take the $600 hit

[nocturne fossil]

its fun bro try

[tame holly]

just don't do it with randos, act 3 is hell with them

[knotty briar]

Weirdly enough act 3 with 2 man was easier than with a full team

[nocturne fossil]

do it with cheesecake

[daring bobcat]

cheesecake is good at doomsday

think he has the tier 4

[nocturne fossil]

yeah more spacious and less convoluted

less lag too

[nocturne fossil]

i already finished it and got barrage a few times now

[fast bridge]

https://x.com/rockstargames/status/402816348444573696?s=46

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

The #GTAOnline Beach Bum update is now available: http://t.co/JAUXAUQNRN

X · Nov 19, 2013, 3:11 PM

[nocturne fossil]

so he must have done it ages ago

[fast bridge]

12 years ago

[untold dock]

i migrated about 5 weeks ago

26/33 t4

[daring bobcat]

I remember that update

[nocturne fossil]

but doomsday should still count tho

[daring bobcat]

the first one

[nocturne fossil]

i got the kuruma the moment i logged on

[untold dock]

i didn't have 15 acts as leader

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[untold dock]

ok!

[knotty briar]

The beach bum cars were free when the update came out funny enough

[nocturne fossil]

my friend ruined his barrage after grinding for it for weeks

now it has a weird livery and cyan colour

[untold dock]

i haven't claimed any of the career progress vehicles except turismo and firebolt

[nocturne fossil]

are u gonna modify them ?

i left them all stock xd

untouched and left to collect dust

[untold dock]

already did

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[gray parcel]

my tier 4 trophy garage is nice to look at sometimes

[nocturne fossil]

where do u keep em at?

[gray parcel]

the one close to lsia

[tame holly]

i did have one but since i'm currently reorganizing them, they are kinda going in their own place for class sake

[gray parcel]

greenwich iirc

[nocturne fossil]

my friend has em in the big garage in vinewood

he sits in the chairs and enjoys the view xD

and trash talking me as to how much he grinding

[untold dock]

prison break is so weird when the ground team has no vehicles

[gray parcel]

greenwich looks identical to highrise garage, kinda lame

[nocturne fossil]

not having vehicles is such a pain when iam the pilot while with randoms

[untold dock]

i am pilot

i'm just chilling with like 3 minutes on timer and i'm already supposed to be picking them up

[nocturne fossil]

if rashkov get stuck i have nothing to progress through with the heist

[nocturne fossil]

i hate this situation so much i just leave xd

when with randoms