gta-online-mk2

[woeful needle]

That means the 1 million is per character too right

[lost lily]

NPCs commiting sudoku

[broken musk]

Relatable

[spice inlet]

Anyone who has seen the 1M reward message but hasn't received the money yet

👀

[untold dock]

idk

[broken musk]

It was a hoax

[untold dock]

it said i got it

dunno if i actually did, can't notice just 1 million

[spice inlet]

Said that to me as well, but I didn't receive the bills

[spice inlet]

Of course, Mr. Billionaire

[broken musk]

Lmfao literally as if ima notice a single million in my account

[woeful needle]

It didn’t give any notification of the million

[daring bobcat]

nice

[woeful needle]

Ok I missed that one

[broken musk]

Lmfao I also got that exact same screen rn

[woeful needle]

I think universally everyone just got paid

[spice inlet]

As Logan said, it was a hoax

I NEED MY MILLION

[broken musk]

No it wasn’t a hoax

That is fake news

AI

[spice inlet]

Shouldn't be.

[woeful needle]

That screen showed up in game

[spice inlet]

Yup it did I was kidding

[woeful needle]

I genuinely thought they were gonna make everyone wait til 7th for the million

[broken musk]

Add it to the pile I guess

[woeful needle]

Yeah it will put me at like 21-22 million

[broken musk]

I’d have 330 million now

[flint flower]

I'm Bravery

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[flint flower]

[broken musk]

Do they keep their pension?

[rancid parcel]

no.

they get to keep their belongings

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

thats already kind enough

[autumn epoch]

December 9th

not like ill have money for the mansions

oh great they are doing the p2w

[fierce mason]

you people getting 1 million dollars?

[autumn epoch]

havent gotten it yet

still at 400k

[cunning python]

Gta plus enjoyers

[west stirrup]

I feel addressed

[turbid spire]

everyone who did the missions gets it, nothing to do with plus

[cunning python]

Oh I'll probably get it today then

[fierce mason]

oh they get it from gta plus?

[broken musk]

No everyone gets it

[turbid spire]

its 3 days after u completed the missions

[broken musk]

I wonder if throughout the weeks they are going to progressively make the construction site teasers more constructed

[west stirrup]

No

[autumn epoch]

this isnt Fortnite

[fierce mason]

Tell them to hurry up

[broken musk]

You’re right, except Fortnite is worth less money as a game than GTA

[west stirrup]

True

[hollow owl]

[broken musk]

Ayo wtf? Convenience store clerk just told me that he will empty the ATM for me

Just tryna deposit some money

[daring bobcat]

both prize rides in one day

[untold dock]

tahoma coupe

that was already given away for free

so stingy rockstar

[west stirrup]

No

[untold dock]

literally was though

reward for something i think

[west stirrup]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl do your thing

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

Late

Fired.

[hollow owl]

Im doing Hitman stuff

My phones is also on silent

Your welcome btw

[daring bobcat]

thanks untraceable!

[fast bridge]

Correct

[fast bridge]

DW DLC

[sleek prism]

But.. doesnt your characters share money?

[fast bridge]

U can get it on both characters

[sleek prism]

Nice

[sleek prism]

Lazlow, call me

[buoyant sorrel]

the most recent windows 11 update made me unable to connect to rockstar services at all

anybody got a fix?

I tried uninstalling the update but even after pausing/disabling update the update keeps on installing itself upon restart

[autumn epoch]

install Arch

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat @untold dock
some mc sell?

[untold dock]

join

we're selling cars

[sleek prism]

oo oke

bored to trying get celebrities, got 2 in an hour

[daring bobcat]

whoops

[untold dock]

do you need the hotspot award

[sleek prism]

whats that

[untold dock]

100 player visits to nc

[sleek prism]

yeah.. 3/100

[daring bobcat]

yes

[untold dock]

that one is easy because it isn't actually 100 unique players

it's just unique per session

so we can grind it out easily

[sleek prism]

cool

[daring bobcat]

ill try and remember what mule is mine

[untold dock]

ok collections are a waste of time

[sleek prism]

those collection pays so shitty I never sold them

even 3 top tier pays less than separate

[untold dock]

i got 690k

so more than selling them individually

[sleek prism]

oh, nice

[untold dock]

can do mc sales now

[sleek prism]

ye

coke, meth and cash

[daring bobcat]

I was hoping to get to $90 mil tonight

[cunning python]

so they made the heists week a gta+ thing

how nice

not that i want to do bug ass casino heist but still !

[cunning python]

just enter exit?

[untold dock]

need to change session for the same player to count again for the award

but if we could get say 5 people per go, that's only 20 times

@sleek prism @daring bobcat this is a police sting

[sleek prism]

damn

[untold dock]

just go to the drop off with a chopper or something

[sleek prism]

and kill all?

[untold dock]

just kill one

[sleek prism]

almost forgot lester :D

[untold dock]

see if i have a cooldown

5 minutes

there's something i want to try with most wanted if you guys don't mind

since it takes 10 minutes

[sleek prism]

ok

[silk shuttle]

if this is pay to win then what would i win if i pay

[autumn epoch]

the worst paying business to date

wait actually no the safe is pretty good iirc

[silk shuttle]

as someone who doesn't do anything in the game anymore, i find the assive income not too bad

yeah

[daring bobcat]

sorry

[silk shuttle]

you're not sorried

[daring bobcat]

ok then

[untold dock]

making pretty good progress on this

[sleek prism]

nice

[daring bobcat]

thanks cheesecake, my heli died

had to drop the car so it wouldent explode

@untold dock@sleek prism stay away from the boxville

[sleek prism]

oke

[untold dock]

oh you started this

i wanted to test if you can do most wanted while inside the ufo lab

now i'm stuck on a mountain

[sleek prism]

ufo lab?

[cunning python]

ah yes, the bunker !

[daring bobcat]

this vip work is 90k

[untold dock]

that's a shitty deal compared to ramped up

[daring bobcat]

for doing nothing

[sleek prism]

phew, 105k

[untold dock]

dang the ufo lab isn't here

oh nvm it is

why do i not see you joining

[daring bobcat]

it says its a diffrent targeting mode then network error

[sleek prism]

yea

same

[untold dock]

OH

that's interesting

i'm in a free aim session but i have auto aim

either of you got into the lab?

[daring bobcat]

I fell into it but died

[untold dock]

i should have free aim now

[sleek prism]

wtf

every time falling into void, died and saw a flash from the place we should spawn?

[daring bobcat]

do I need firstperson?

[untold dock]

no it should work in either

you should spawn on top of the interior

i guess you guys can't get in

weird

[daring bobcat]

same thing happening to me

[untold dock]

it lets me start most wanted

a lot of old interior warps don't work anymore :(

[daring bobcat]

THAT SUCKS

[sleek prism]

wtf

[untold dock]

i'll source a few cars

oh cooldown is already over

[daring bobcat]

SAME FOR ME

but im running out of top range

[untold dock]

you can go to main menu and join back to skip sourcing cooldown

[sleek prism]

isnt it like 2 min? takes same for me to visit in main menu :D

[untold dock]

i think it's 3 minutes

at least going to main menu feels faster to me

[daring bobcat]

when I get back to my terrabyte its about 90 seconds left

[untold dock]

58 seconds to go to main menu and join back

[daring bobcat]

yoo, 4 top range source in a row

[sleek prism]

via story?

[untold dock]

what, you don't have your warehouse set up to take top ranges only?

no i'm just joining back straight from main menu with sc overlay

[sleek prism]

we do some car sell? I'm free now

[untold dock]

could do a sale now yeah, got 6 cars

[daring bobcat]

im ready

[untold dock]

cayo perico express :D

[sleek prism]

:D

[daring bobcat]

guess I missed the invite...

[sleek prism]

argh

[sleek prism]

just scope shit

[untold dock]

we're just scoping out

1 gold skull emoji

[sleek prism]

wonderful

[untold dock]

ofc it didn't save the scope out

[sleek prism]

damn

[daring bobcat]

I did not mean to kill you, sorry

[sleek prism]

:D

np

[daring bobcat]

that time, not so much

did you see that mikko?

[untold dock]

ugh still 12 minutes on the cooldown

[sleek prism]

no, I went to kitchen

[sleek prism]

and reset again? :D

[untold dock]

guess i'll just stay in this session until it's over

[sleek prism]

yea

[daring bobcat]

omg did you miss the finish?

[sleek prism]

yeah xD

[daring bobcat]

lets go! $250 goes to me

[untold dock]

that's all the sales for today, 18/25m

i guess 2 or 3 more days and i'll be done

[sleek prism]

like 35 cars? not bad

[untold dock]

i'm gonna play a heist and then go to bed

ty guys for the help

[sleek prism]

np

[daring bobcat]

almost

[untold dock]

i didn't even notice i passed 1.5 billion today

making so much money from these cars and vip work it just piles and piles

[daring bobcat]

[untold dock]

i migrated about 5 weeks ago and i've been maintaining a pretty good 30m/week pace

not that i've been trying to grind

[plucky burrow]

You have free time

[lament frigate]

Chat is this enough for the dlc

[sleek prism]

imagine paying for time

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Rich

Not even Mr. Faber has that much

[daring bobcat]

maybe about 10x that

[lament frigate]

Guess it's a down payment...

[untold dock]

finance your mansion purchase, only 18% interest

[lament frigate]

I really hope that's 50 years in gta time

that equates to... 1 year and 7 months

[daring bobcat]

he did the maths

[lament frigate]

I asked grok

@grok is this true?

[daring bobcat]

thats AI right?

[lament frigate]

Unfortunately

[broken musk]

Maybe for some mansion furniture

[fast bridge]

Nice

[static smelt]

Ngl it could be 10-50 mil for one

I can see them implementing a mortgage plan to afford one

[fierce mason]

No that will get you a bottle of rum to drink your poorness away

[cunning python]

Maybe to for 2m

[tidal yew]

Did someone said rum?!

[fierce mason]

Yes

[steep ether]

Once i kill a godmode d5 user with the nightshark method, how do i dispose of the car?

[lost lily]

Put a proxy on it so he'll die again

[steep ether]

Hm good idea, but i can't do that forever

[lost lily]

Well if he returns his car and requests again, god mode will end right?

[steep ether]

Yeah but what if he kills me and sees the mine

Can i get rid of the car altogether?

[lost lily]

Use iron mule to dump it in the ocean

[steep ether]

I had that idea earlier but somebody said the hook doesn't work on godmode cars

Plus, it's not like i can get out of the nightshark and get in a cargobob or iron mule so fast

I felt so good though, i killed the guy and he got so mad that once he managed to get back to the car he just focused on killing me over and over lmao

What a child

[tame holly]

I tried doing this last time on gm d5 but it didn't work for some reason, idk why

hook was right on top of the car as well, it just didn't attach

[fast bridge]

Cargo bob

[nocturne fossil]

i decided to show my friend gtao and started by doing heists with player saved outfits and one of the randoms with a female char switched outfits to simply no attire whatsoever.

[nocturne fossil]

not even the top and my friend is staring at me like 🗿

[autumn epoch]

would you recommend it?

i mean its on sale so i guess i kinda have to get it

[nocturne fossil]

the vehicle warehouse?

highly recommend getting

[autumn epoch]

yeah ive done some work for Mikko and its been really fun

[nocturne fossil]

u kinda need it to acces the phantom wedge to make a certain cayo prep faster anyway

[autumn epoch]

just for that part alone i think ill be getting it

[autumn epoch]

and the r2k, that seems fun too

[nocturne fossil]

the buisness side is pretty good once you know how to only get the top range vehicles for it

thats how i made my first bits of cash before cayo released

[autumn epoch]

oh yeah im not staying to find out 😭

how did i even get teleported outside in the first place

[nocturne fossil]

gotta love when the video doesnt play

[autumn epoch]

yea same

ok now it starts playing, seems that discord has to load it first

[nocturne fossil]

i downloaded it

seems like a modder kicked you?

i dont think you would be taken out like that normally

[autumn epoch]

most likely
the explosions outside alone made me think about going to inv only but holy shit that was unexpected

[nocturne fossil]

I spent alotta time in public lobbies recently but stopped after the increase of modders

[autumn epoch]

bbs rims from the factory

[nocturne fossil]

seems like ur client finally has a sense of taste

[autumn epoch]

same, recently ive been spending more and more time in public but now i think its the best to just immediately hop to inv only

[nocturne fossil]

my friends who played the game for long time at level1000 and such still play

i would never risk going to public sesh xd

[autumn epoch]

yea lol

i just delivered this car and i started thinking

ive never seen a person drift a Grotti in a carmeet

[nocturne fossil]

well people did drift the widebody version of the car in the picture

[autumn epoch]

for that matter, imagine an Enus going down Vinewood Hills

[autumn epoch]

i have the LSCM one, i should try that out

[nocturne fossil]

all my homies drive enus on offroad and elsewhere except vinewood

[sturdy tapir]

Man

Fuck this stupid ass fuck ass

Epic game launcher

Shits worse than ubishit launcher

[brittle hatch]

What's stopping you from buying another copy of the game outside of the epic launcher ?

[sturdy tapir]

I got it on epic for free and i ain't spending money to buy another PC version of it

[brittle hatch]

then no complain allowed

[sturdy tapir]

But the launcher is legit dogshit

[brittle hatch]

i know

that's why i'm not using it anymore

[lament frigate]

So you're saying I could get at least 2 mil

[sleek prism]

What fuck

[sturdy tapir]

I'm thinking of never touching gta v on pc ever again after the shit epic games launcher is making me go through to UNLOCK THE MANSIONS DISCOUNT

[sleek prism]

"Dear Santa Claus, I wish to get GTAO on Steam. Sincelery, sad latvian complainer."

[sturdy tapir]

No I'm actually calling quits.

like legit legit

[sleek prism]

2weeks without community

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

not coming back

[sturdy tapir]

I'm on now tho

[sleek prism]

gtao?

[sturdy tapir]

Yes

[sleek prism]

what you gonna do

[sturdy tapir]

The missions to get mansion discount what else

🥀

[sleek prism]

and you get 1mil cash

[fierce mason]

I forgot how hard it was to make money when you starting out and not abusing certain mechnics like clucking bell

That being said
Why am i so committed to do heists with randos

[sleek prism]

why to do them with randoms

[fierce mason]

Bored out of my mind

And besides
I have commit to making this character that i made ages ago to be just doing all the content in order

And i like to be in pain so i decided that i will not use any of the stuff i got criminal enterprise starter pack and be exclusively MC and do heists with randoms

Also add the rule where i have restrict myself from flying so i can get better at driving

[rancid parcel]

Time to retire

[fierce mason]

I aint planning to retire
I am still having fun starting all over again
Its just it aint as fun with player knowing what they are doing but 10x more fun to see what randoms will do

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

Best case scenrio, i made friend
Worst case scenorio, i get another prison break story to talk about

[autumn epoch]

💔

[fierce mason]

Rockstar has servers?

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

[sleek prism]

yo

[sturdy tapir]

I didn't even get the million and i finished the missions

[sleek prism]

you get it later

[storm nimbus]

Within 72 hours

[woeful needle]

The host system is a server

It holds all characters save data

[autumn epoch]

im genuinely so pissed off rn

[tame holly]

what does R* cloud uses ? Aws ?

[autumn epoch]

im going to fucking explode if i cant save this shit

the bug is caused by editing text it seems

[tame holly]

damn the R* creator is that outdated that it can't properly update text ?

[autumn epoch]

im so fucking pissed off rn

lets hope that the cockstar chatbot helps me in some way

(it wont)

[daring bobcat]

hi

[sleek prism]

hi

[daring bobcat]

hey mikko, hows it going?

[sleek prism]

bad

[daring bobcat]

whats wrong my friend

[sleek prism]

doing nc promotions for fuckin Tony and trying to block spawns with ceo buzzard, bored to hop main menu every 2min

I have blocked like 5 spots now so I believe it increases chances to get a celebrity mission

[autumn epoch]

this genuinely broke me

im not launching online ever again

fuck rockstar

[broken musk]

1/10 IQ

[sleek prism]

7 celebrities more

[daring bobcat]

nice

is there any way I can help?

[sleek prism]

hmm

these are pretty much soloable

and this way requires to wait cd 3-4min..

@daring bobcat I'm in frends only if you wanna join same

fck yeah, 2 celebrities in a row

[west stirrup]

What are NC promotions

Not the yohan missions right?

[broken musk]

U lvl 750 but don’t know about NC promotions?!?

[sleek prism]

no, tony or lazlow, lazlow gives celebrity missions

[broken musk]

Something you don’t do out of free will

[west stirrup]

Yahe

Now i won’t hug

[daring bobcat]

@sleek prism only got one top range and a 25 minute cooldown, will source some cars

[sleek prism]

ah damn

[primal sluice]

DUMB FUQ- oOoOoOH eughh

[broken musk]

Lmao I have tons of clips of NPCs saying the stupidest shit then them doing the exact opposite

[broken musk]

Still one of my fav clips

[silk shuttle]

cops casually practicing casual racism

[fierce mason]

[broken musk]

Fr

[daring bobcat]

@sleek prism can we do some deathmatches/ arena wars as I only need 4 wins to get tier 4?

[sleek prism]

sure

or gmm

hmm

can we do it later?

[daring bobcat]

yea no rush

[sleek prism]

I dont wanna lose blocked spots yet

[daring bobcat]

sold an aircraft I never use, new milestone, $90M.
only only $8,319,222 milion to go!

[sleek prism]

yay

[fierce mason]

Hello
This is the MMI company
Due to our new policy
You owe 50 billion dollars

[fast bridge]

U can do it

[sleek prism]

5 more

[spice inlet]

How to actually get celebrities at our NC?

I never let my NC popularity fall below 1 bar and quickly fill it up to 100 again. What am I missing...

[daring bobcat]

use the computer in the nc office and promote it there

[spice inlet]

Even when the popularity is at 100?

[daring bobcat]

yep, it needs to be at about 90%+ to get celebs

[spice inlet]

Ok.

So 90%+ popularity and then promote club for celebs, cool.

Ty

[primal sluice]

US cops in a nutshell

[hollow owl]

Whats the casinos cooldown

[bitter flicker]

Aren't you supposed to be the gtao master

[rancid parcel]

Clearly lied about his resume

[fast bridge]

The bio is a lie lol

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

Damn

@hollow owl

You r fired.

[hollow owl]

No i am Untraceable

Also my Bear is the GTAO Master

[daring bobcat]

no this is patrick

[hollow owl]

Not me

[sleek prism]

UK = Untraceable's Kingdom

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

@daring bobcat cars to sell yet?

[hollow owl]

I own the UK

Im stealing that

[daring bobcat]

yep

[hollow owl]

Thx Mikko

[sleek prism]

np

[bitter flicker]

Gonna open gta cuz I'm bored ( mom fell asleep so can't go anywhere lmao )

But uhhh lemme update it on my ally rq

[sleek prism]

dayumn, when you played last time?

[bitter flicker]

Yes

[sleek prism]

holy

[sleek prism]

thats on your ally? how about main pc?

[bitter flicker]

I don't have my PC with me ( I'm in London rn )

[sleek prism]

Nice

@bitter flicker planning to see trace, tryka, duck or gui? :D

[bitter flicker]

I'm bombing this place

[sleek prism]

good

[hollow owl]

Not my. Kingdom

[tidal yew]

U need rpg?!

Someone is going to be mad at me

[fierce mason]

DID SOMEBODY TOLD LARZY GET HIS RPG?!?!

[hollow owl]

Time to do Casino again

[bitter flicker]

I know you have it copy pasted
Where's the new listing missions @hollow owl

[hollow owl]

New Listing's Mission Location and Objectives: #gta-online message

[bitter flicker]

Thank you

[hollow owl]

[sleek prism]

@bitter flicker I gonna afk for while, need to go to grocery store

[daring bobcat]

can you get me some sweets?

[bitter flicker]

My main goal is to do the new listing anyway lol

[daring bobcat]

easy solo

[sleek prism]

Easy

[bitter flicker]

I was like weird , why there's no phone call yet
Then it triggered when I get close

[sleek prism]

My goal #gta-online-mk2 message

[bitter flicker]

Oh , gl

[dense cliff]

Soo what's the goal

I mean

After you achieve it, what you'll get

[daring bobcat]

tier 4

career progress

for the night club

[dense cliff]

Interesting

[bitter flicker]

I died from my own tear gas

[daring bobcat]

first one is the hardest

[fierce mason]

You WHAT

[tidal yew]

Dubai ain't poor in water

[fierce mason]

Tuna died by his own tear gas

I was caught off by that

That something i expect from you larzy, not from tuna

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

Serves him. Caz of him i died by my own rpg

[bitter flicker]

They haven't fix this shit yet ?

[fierce mason]

It bugstar
They fix nothing

[tidal yew]

What's the glitch.!

[west stirrup]

Wut

[daring bobcat]

its not centred

[fierce mason]

SMASHES TABLE
GAME FUCKING UNPLAYABLE

@tidal yew
GET YOUR RPG
TIME TO BLOW THE CAR UP

[sleek prism]

Swedish flag shouldnt be there

@bitter flicker did you do all listings

[bitter flicker]

Yea

It was fun

Second mission is fkin bullshit
I failed stealth cuz some npc got panicked and drove the concrete mixer truck and alerted everyone

[sleek prism]

yeah, 2nd missions has too much enemies

[hollow owl]

I walked past everyone untill I tried to see if I could stealthy kill them

[sleek prism]

weird you cant finish it stealthy

[hollow owl]

They have satellite imaging

[brittle hatch]

Nothing new so far

[sturdy tapir]

Tunas car occupied by the swedish

[sleek prism]

huh?

[sturdy tapir]

GOLDEN?

[sleek prism]

its for keeping nc popularity 90%+ for 11hrs

[woeful needle]

Oh yeah that wasn’t to bad a trophy

[untold dock]

...

safeguard award doesn't count for money fronts t4

so i just wasted my time doing 20 deliveries

great

[tame holly]

yup its only the day 1 awards, got baited by it when I did the damage delivery thing and realised it didn't update

[woeful needle]

Yeah I learnt about that later

Vehicle enthusiast makes oh drive perfectly for 10 hours

[daring bobcat]

I just drove round the airport

[tame holly]

vehicle enthusiasts wasn't that bad

the 30 min awards was just a grind, the simeons delivery was the most annoying tho

[untold dock]

yep

almost a month of getting those cars

and it isn't even a fixed reset time, it's actually 24 hours

[woeful needle]

I got 2 hours of driving left

[tame holly]

yeah that's ez, just do some casinos or other stuff by using a regular car

I think I'm gonna do some survivals next, completed t3 before t2, whats the easiest survival to beat wave 10 solo ?

[untold dock]

god can the game stop giving me this stockade mission

[daring bobcat]

do vespucci canals, hide behind the white fence and snipe them, easy way for 16 waves

then get a custom survival for the 250 waves

super easy

[tame holly]

thx, will do this on thursday cuz that's the next time i can play

college is getting in the way

[untold dock]

i blocked all of the stockade missions from spawning
now i got the burn the cash mission and it doesn't let me pick up the molotovs
merryweather ammo drop is unavailable, can't buy a jerry can either

lovely joke, game

[sleek prism]

Money fronts?

[untold dock]

yea

[sleek prism]

I dont remember much about those, smoke on the water has easy trick to decrease heat faster

[untold dock]

need to get 2 million from jobs for an award

which pay 35k each

[sleek prism]

Yeah sucks

[daring bobcat]

I did money fronts when it was first out, super easy with x4 money

[sleek prism]

I had problems with awards

[gray parcel]

same i think it was my fastest t4

[tame holly]

Was dispatch work for me, literally took me 3 hours to complete it from start to finish

[untold dock]

i only got 200k for 2 cars?

wtf

or does it pay individually when each car is delivered

[gray parcel]

ah yea i should've said out of the business ones

[daring bobcat]

payment is per car delivery so 200k x2

now I only have 2 top range cars left and one is a tyrus, is that ok with you?

[sleek prism]

Grab it from spoiler

@untold dock this sucked when I did it. I had to make extra 600k to get an award

[untold dock]

i have the same thing

[sleek prism]

Damn

[fossil dagger]

I'm such a good driver

[sleek prism]

Do a swing trick

[sturdy tapir]

Do the swingset with Roman

[steep ether]

What the fuck is this

[fossil dagger]

I bought the game like 3 months ago but first now started playing 🔥

[green fractal]

Afaik a placeholder npc; you see outside from their pov while using first person to drive.

[steep ether]

Lmao

Why can i even lock onto him

[green fractal]

[sleek prism]

You will have fun with a swing

[woeful needle]

Mr Fabre

[fast bridge]

They added Liberty City to GTA Online?

[fossil dagger]

Yh

[hollow owl]

Dropped her when she looked at the car

[neon flower]

Her phone on the floor

[untold dock]

bifta for sale

might go buy one

[steep ether]

Simply lovely

[plucky burrow]

Griefer >:(

[rancid parcel]

Ngl that just freaking deserved

Just stood there and did nothing

[plucky burrow]

Hi

Hop on panther

In 7 hours

[thick rose]

Forgot what city this is

[plucky burrow]

New York

[west stirrup]

New Year

[steep ether]

Btw before that he killed me for no reason so it was revenge

[tidal yew]

How much % will I get?!

[rancid parcel]

Old York

[fierce mason]

Present York

[tidal yew]

Thats my backyard

@rancid parcel @bitter flicker what does elf n STUFFF means to you guys!?

Martol is showing his true colors

[sleek prism]

@fierce mason Its elves, not elfs

[fierce mason]

Wrong channel my guy

[plucky burrow]

0

[plucky burrow]

Horse around and find out

[tidal yew]

Why don't we just

[sleek prism]

1 more time

[brittle hatch]

sigh... fine i'll make an appearance in your nightclub

[sleek prism]

:D

well, I need 96 more player visits...

[tame holly]

public lobbies --> invite everyone to nightclub --> switch lobbies after a few minutes --> profit

[sleek prism]

Fuck yeah

[tame holly]

I'm at 3... tbf i don't want nightclub t4 cuz i don't want to be afk for 4 hours

[sleek prism]

Jumping to main menu is annoying. I selected Solomun as DJ before doing promotion and I got last 4 in an hour

[fierce mason]

That actually got me to chuckle

[fierce mason]

Alright now this sounds like a job for me

[flint flower]

Remastered York

[vocal geode]

Muskless

[still bobcat]

What is that Trevor, is that syrup?

[west stirrup]

That’s gonna smell poorly

[rancid parcel]

This is literally your first time here and thats the 1st thing you sent.

[still bobcat]

I'm sure my old discord account sent messages in #mk2 but yea looks funny

[fierce mason]

[still bobcat]

Actually, maybe not

[broken musk]

Why u using alt accounts

[sturdy tapir]

[brittle hatch]

I went in the gta series video fivem server, what a ghost town

[sturdy tapir]

huh

[brittle hatch]

yes

you never knew this existed ?

[sturdy tapir]

nope

[fierce mason]

@tired owl
There a reason why we say dont give larzy any explosives

[brittle hatch]

very active server, there's broken stuff in the server hub

[tired owl]

Oh damn lol

[fierce mason]

And here the joke when they talk about my friendly fire

[tired owl]

[fierce mason]

So yeha
Larzy cant be trusted explosives
Ill actively be responsible for the friendly fire
Thats the joke

[still bobcat]

@severe path

[broken musk]

Alright atp I’d rather just drink my sorrows away with this stupid ahh tequila than sell it for chump change

[tidal yew]

TUNA CAME IN BETWEEN

[fierce mason]

@tired owl

[tidal yew]

I TOLD U

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

[fierce mason]

Why were you firing RPG in close quarters

[tidal yew]

TO TAKE OUT THE JUGGERS

[tired owl]

Fellas hug it out

[broken musk]

They need some weed first

[tidal yew]

I told ya I had the best shot bt tuna came in between so I died

[fierce mason]

Okay but that doesnt excuse the fact you still actively using rocket in close quarters
Use a minigun like the rest of us

[tidal yew]

What about this no mistake no nth just dumb move

[tidal yew]

I always think outside of the box man

[fierce mason]

I WAS SHOOTING THE ENEMY
The shotgun bellets hit the damn box

[tired owl]

Im dead

[tidal yew]

Close quarter with all the boxes who uses the shotgun their

Rifle is the gun

To use

[fierce mason]

It close quarter
You know full well those enemies are take too many bullets to kill even if you go headshots

[tidal yew]

Even with the boxes?!?! No i dont

[fierce mason]

And besides
We have to make sacrifices to complete the mission

[tidal yew]

We didnt had to

U killed me

In my case I died alone

Bt u killed us both

[fierce mason]

You still blame me for an accident

[broken musk]

Sounds like me in court

[tidal yew]

We got proof

[woeful needle]

There will be cocaine at the airport and about 85000 in the upstairs safe

[fierce mason]

We also have proof for you

[broken musk]

Still not worth my time

[tidal yew]

Only me dead alone no damage to other

[tidal yew]

Kills himself n other master

[still bobcat]

Wasn't opted into #gta-media I am now

[fierce mason]

I am the master of flying

[tidal yew]

Says who?

[fierce mason]

Says the entire of the world

[broken musk]

On behalf of the world i disagree

[fierce mason]

[woeful needle]

He’s the best pilot he’s so good his plane flies underwater

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

You can
You just need the right one

[tame holly]

Well if its a seabreeze...

[tidal yew]

Well the world is saying something else

[sturdy tapir]

Such a good pilot the defense contractors refuse to make underwater sea planes

🤣

[broken musk]

Sea breeze always just bounces off the water for me it never goes under

[fierce mason]

Oh please
YOu fly underwater

[broken musk]

In the very last DLC I want to be able to kill El Rubio

[tame holly]

How about ljt ? Tired of him giving me trash sell missions

[broken musk]

Hmmm.. yes we can kill him too, except that LJT is actually lester but just an alias..

So wed also be killing lester

[tame holly]

Well atp my character could be setting up casino heist alone so idc

[silk shuttle]

this is like in the ending of gta 4, you have to do something and as a result you'll no longer be able to do something else

with no way to go back

[broken musk]

I don’t give a fuck if it means no more tequila I’m A-OK with it

[silk shuttle]

you know you could simply stop doing cayo

[tidal yew]

Hi oreo

[silk shuttle]

hi

[broken musk]

But I want to kill El Rubio

[tame holly]

I cant still need like 20M for career progress

[tidal yew]

How u doin

[silk shuttle]

terrible bc i have to deal with (not)logan's flawed logic again

[broken musk]

We are also killing English Dave, no questions

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

The true objective answer is agent 14, name one thing he is useful for

[broken musk]

[broken musk]

He deals with my bunker.. I think

[tame holly]

Nightclub :

[lament frigate]

I did that

And my life became sunshine and rainbows again

[broken musk]

English Dave don’t deal with my nightclub, he just harasses my phone at the worst possible times

[tame holly]

Just do his missions, free weevil

[broken musk]

I did all his missions and he still harasses me

[lament frigate]

At least they made it so you can hang up on him

I think

[broken musk]

Lmao he probably gets out maybe 1-2 words before I hang up on him

Eyo budd- (call ended)

Rage level 4/10

[tidal yew]

Btw haven't heard from @buoyant sorrel . How u doin girl!?

[buoyant sorrel]

not a girl :<
also work's ultra busy

hahahah

[tidal yew]

Hi furie

Long time no see

[buoyant sorrel]

Hi!

[tidal yew]

Ahh yes a women my bad

[woeful needle]

Yeah all up you need about 300millon for career progresssion it’s. nightmare

Across all challenges

[tame holly]

its technically only 18M left for cayo but considering i hate it, its going to be very painful

[bitter flicker]

[tidal yew]

You are that much of a busy?!

[woeful needle]

I’ve done I think 3-7 of the money challenges

Which is about 180 million

[tame holly]

i didn't really count, tbf some of them are really ez and you will get without trying (thinking of acid lab)

[woeful needle]

The biker one was a long time but honestly not that bad

84 hours to do

[buoyant sorrel]

herro Tunaaaaa

[buoyant sorrel]

yea hahah

[tidal yew]

Don't overdo yourself women

Take care though

We dont wannt our receptionist to getting sick

[buoyant sorrel]

tanks!

gonna be busy on Dec 7th

[tidal yew]

Why the specific date though?!

[broken musk]

What you think

The upcoming mansions DLC

[tame holly]

better than the last 3 (likely)

[green fractal]

you wish

You think Rockstar takes lesson from previous stuff? They are killing time, giving people shit to do, to keep the game alive until next title.

[dense cliff]

[woeful needle]

9th

[knotty briar]

I mean look how long it took to get a decent anti cheat

We had people giving out billion dollar bounties on PS3

[tame holly]

good old dns exploit

[knotty briar]

I remember having billions of dollars in like 2014 and just buying everything I could. And even doing the purchasable cargo bob glitch

[tame holly]

back in 2014, i was just playing pokemon on 3ds and barely knew gta v from name

[knotty briar]

I was day 1 in 2013

I stayed home from school “sick” to play gta online on release day

[tame holly]

i did start gta v like a month after arena war released

[daring bobcat]

I was there, release day, 2013.

[knotty briar]

I miss the old vibe of gta when it felt more of like a sandbox

[knotty briar]

Millions of people trying to play the Lamar race at the same time

[daring bobcat]

omg yes I remember

[knotty briar]

I remember how hype it was

[daring bobcat]

I rmember when benny's was released and being shocked by the price

[knotty briar]

And I remember rockstar giving everyone who played in October 500k

For the servers

I miss those days where $500k was a stupid amount of money

[daring bobcat]

now they are just giving us $1M every few months

[knotty briar]

I spent my half million on the Cheetah

And it felt so baller having a super car at like level 50

[tame holly]

i got a cheetah recently, fun car to drive

[west stirrup]

Why do you guys have purple rings

[knotty briar]

Nitro thing

[sleek prism]

I had like 10 years break. It was wild 2013 or 2014 when Zentorno was one of the fastest and sticky bomb was the way to kill another driver

[knotty briar]

People driving backwards in the zentorno or jester to kill you got me so tilted

[daring bobcat]

https://youtu.be/yb8buT8bZio?si=pnCM_Rii5lCiE38Y

[knotty briar]

I don’t play on ps anymore I don’t know how to check my trophies

[sturdy tapir]

It should be in achievements/trophies on the Rockstar website

[untold dock]

hitting level 75 to be able to start rooftop rumble

simpler times

[sturdy tapir]

Wasn't rooftop rumble super OP back then

[untold dock]

yes

[fierce mason]

and now 10 years later
Plane is the fastest

[untold dock]

well, op for the time

[sturdy tapir]

goddayum

[knotty briar]

Literally day 1

[sturdy tapir]

[tame holly]

tbf the zentorno is still really fast, one of the must buys if u like racing or driving around in general

[knotty briar]

My ps3/ps4 character was made on like the 3rd of October cause that’s when I managed to get the game to save

[tame holly]

I think for thursday we will get bonuses on the yacht missions, possibly x4, just cuz its the most expensive stuff ahead of mansions

[knotty briar]

Hoping it’s a bunker 2x or something

[tame holly]

we got that recently

probably not gonna happen again

[daring bobcat]

I still need to do the yacht tier 4

[knotty briar]

Oh I don’t remember lmao

[tame holly]

#gta-news message
happened then

[knotty briar]

Fair enough I only really started getting fully back into the game on Thursday

[fast bridge]

@midnight rover https://x.com/tezfunz2/status/1990435621853118879?s=46

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

#GTAOnline Special Offer - 40% Bonus GTA$ on Qualifying Shark Cards

https://t.co/gqGTf9kqyf

X · Nov 17, 2025, 3:03 PM

Let’s goooo

[fierce mason]

Wait if i buy shark cards
I get 40% more of more money from it

[daring bobcat]

yea

so instead of 40% off the cost, you get 40% more in-game money

[fierce mason]

How expensive is this dlc if rockstar want us to have more money for the same cost

[fast bridge]

Mansions definitely gonna be a lot

So 10M shark card would get you 14M

[daring bobcat]

wonder if that stacks with the GTA+ benifits

[fast bridge]

That’s what I was thinking

[dense cliff]

Imagine we're grinding so hard to buy the mansion, thinking if the price is gonna be high. Turns out it's gonna be cheap and copy paste interior

[tame holly]

hell yeah low end appartment reused assets !!!

[woeful needle]

Oh yeah it’s gonna be 10 million

Easiest prediction of my life

Generic one will be 7/8 million

[fossil dagger]

I'm good

[knotty briar]

I hope they’re not as expensive as yachts tho

Makes sense

[dense cliff]

Another Day Another Yacht

[knotty briar]

My yacht got cobwebs

[woeful needle]

They will never make a business unobtainable to day 1 players

[tame holly]

I'm surprised we didn't get any setup missions on yachts
I forgot about that one series a setup

[opal rock]

Anyone still buying shark cards in this day and age deserves to be slapped

[dense cliff]

[west stirrup]

No

[opal rock]

Yes

[west stirrup]

I buy them everytime i get tips

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

Monthly then

[knotty briar]

Gonna buy a shark card just to throw hands then

[opal rock]

Back when rooftop rumble was best way to make money I get it but now you can do a Cayo in an hour for mil+

[opal rock]

At lvl753 you should definitely not need shark cards

[woeful needle]

No understandable rich day

[west stirrup]

Cash Is King In Lost Santos.

[opal rock]

Could just ask I would run you a load of cayos

If you needed that bad

[west stirrup]

Shard car will do

[opal rock]

Shart card

[fierce mason]

If you need money
Then just make money?

[knotty briar]

If you’re homeless just buy a house

[lucid lake]

Type shit

[lament frigate]

shit

[lucid lake]

[silent portal]

back then it was super easy because all you had to do was destroy the documents rather than steal them

literally run up, toss grenade inside, boom mission complete

im pretty sure it paid out 25k as well so we were eating good

[desert ruin]

who is he?

this is the real estate building's pool

[hazy crane]

inspecting the boards

[silent portal]

pavel?

[dreamy rampart]

Gojo v Sukuna

[sturdy tapir]

25k for 2013 standards is peak

[silk shuttle]

sometimes alya tells me to go to the anime channel in english

not like this channel is ever on topic anymore but this was really outta nowhere

[west stirrup]

Who is alua

Alya

[hollow owl]

Pretty cool anime

First one i ever watched

[tidal yew]

Alya will win ezz dif

[knotty briar]

There was some guy in Toronto who had an Alya wrapped Lexus

[dreamy rampart]

My wife

[knotty briar]

Was really questionable tho

[dreamy rampart]

Very good romance anime and I watched a whole lot of em

[dreamy rampart]

Ofc

[dreamy rampart]

Dream car frfr

[hollow owl]

I haven't watched it in English yet so I had to use subtitles when I first watched it

[dreamy rampart]

I honestly watch dubbed anime when I can

[knotty briar]

It was weird it though. It had her feet plastered in the front of the hood. Like dawg that’s a 17 year old

[dreamy rampart]

I prefer understanding what im watching without needing to read them subtitles every time

[dreamy rampart]

1 more year and shes 18😁

[hollow owl]

This was funny and good

[knotty briar]

Overall it was a cool design though

[hollow owl]

Bare foot is crazy

[dreamy rampart]

Didnt watch it so maybe I will after I finish rezero

[hollow owl]

[knotty briar]

I don’t think having “Alya’s toe sucker” on the car is much better

[dreamy rampart]

😭😭

[tame holly]

also the number 420, at least its not 69

[hollow owl]

Minecraft Steve wrapped car

[knotty briar]

My buddy has a nicer Itasha tho

[tame holly]

that probably exists

[knotty briar]

He’s got Acheron from Honkai on his GR86

[dreamy rampart]

Alex wrapped car

[hollow owl]

Would probably be worse than the Alya one

[dreamy rampart]

Way worse

[knotty briar]

I want one but I don’t have like 6k to spend on design and labour

[dreamy rampart]

When Ill have money and gonna get a driver license im gettin an akari wrapped car

[knotty briar]

I want one for my Brz

But I want parts for it first

[fossil dagger]

[knotty briar]

I just want the game awards to announce new games already

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

sequel to sonic frontiers

[knotty briar]

I bought the game and barely touched it

[fossil dagger]

They will do that

[knotty briar]

But if they make a sequel please bring back the vocalist from sleeping with sirens

[tame holly]

it was really fun, pulled me back in the sonic franchise

[sleek prism]

This mothafuckin fucker is the last thing I want to see when I load into the game

[nocturne fossil]

i still remember getting so angry getting his shoes to the casino

such a useless mission

[opal rock]

Man needs his slippers

[knotty briar]

He’s so useless

“Go steal an ECU for my hellcat” fuck you do it yourself

Get your girlfriends shitty audi out of my paint booth

[nocturne fossil]

the way he says he needs them sandals is just

[knotty briar]

He’s only useful when auto shop contracts are 2x

600k for UD contract is just

[opal rock]

He literally does nothing has no involvement, at least ses gives you her car to use

[knotty briar]

I take her car sometimes just to trash it

[opal rock]

Just forced to listen to his shitty rizz

[knotty briar]

Whenever i grind those contracts i turn off game audio and just play YouTube videos that are like 2-7 hours long

[opal rock]

[knotty briar]

Like sorry KDJ you’re a mediocre DJ at best with an annoying voice. You aren’t interesting enough

Rockstar should never bring him back

[opal rock]

He’s bound to be in gta6

He’s from Miami isn’t he?

[knotty briar]

Oh god

[silk shuttle]

looked it up, owner should've used different artwork bc that foot looks scuffed as hell

[knotty briar]

Yeah its a bit weird since style up studio does a really good job

[honest geyser]

Alya

Peak anime

[dreamy rampart]

Top 5 romance animes

[honest geyser]

Hunter x Hunter still better though

[knotty briar]

I haven’t watched it I haven’t watched a whole lot recently

[dreamy rampart]

Mtamc better than both

[honest geyser]

I’ve watched a bit but there isn’t a lot I’ve been really invested in recently

[dreamy rampart]

Watch it its peak s2 is coming next year as well

[honest geyser]

blue eyed samurai was really good though

[knotty briar]

I might

Only one I’ve really gotten into a whole lot was MF Ghost

[honest geyser]

wtf is that

[dreamy rampart]

More than a married couple

But not lovers

I need that s2

[honest geyser]

Do you only watch Romance

[dreamy rampart]

I watched the anime like 4 times

[dreamy rampart]

Oh no

I also watch shonen

Shonen and romance thats what I mainly watch

[honest geyser]

I lowkey hate the romance animes the more I watch them becuase it’s the same shit different day

[dreamy rampart]

Idk they make me feel like im in a relationship even if im single asf

I watch a romance anime every 2 or 3 shonen animes

[honest geyser]

That’s sad

[dreamy rampart]

😞

[woeful needle]

I think you might see it

@lucid lake @strange crypt

[lucid lake]

...no I don't

[covert compass]

see what

[woeful needle]

Well when I scroll it misses 1 line

The looking for group line

[lucid lake]

What are you talking about

[covert compass]

you disabled it

you can enable and disable channels

[lucid lake]

Or hide them

Obviously if you scroll past it to the point if it not being on your screen...it will no longer be on your screen

Grass is green and the sky is blue; it's a case of people just being thick and not reading

[woeful needle]

I nah I can circle it in the pictures but it’s strange it’s not more apparent

[covert compass]

fuhhyoutalmboutbruh

[woeful needle]

The (looking for game) is in the second picture

And you both just asked me if I disabled it

[covert compass]

yh cuz i thought you were trying to say you cant see the lfg channels

[woeful needle]

There in picture 1

[covert compass]

my discrod looks the same

[lucid lake]

I still don't quite know what you're trying to say

[woeful needle]

That people are not just dumb but blind too

[lucid lake]

So what was the point of the images and trying to point...something out, whatever it was

[woeful needle]

Well I had the looking for game channels specifically in the first one

Scrolled down to the gta one and then saw that I cant see any lfg channels while looking at gta

[desert ruin]

and what the hell is this

[hollow owl]

Space ship

Say goodbye to LS

[midnight rover]

This is awesome! Rockstar really knows what they're doing